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  • Did it start at all?

  • you fucking wrecked that fucking jeep oh my fuck i cant fucking believe that fucking wreck and how you fucking hit the fucking pole and fucking went into the fucking deep fucking ravine

  • Holy shit that fucking jeep is fucking toast. Thank god your ok. So whats the new ride?

  • I wanna show the world I'm an idiot, yay

  • Oh shit! How you managed to survive, let alone be able to talk about it, is a miracle!

  • @eyerate

    when you say 'it's not worth it', what exactly are you referring to? you weren't drinking and driving were you ;)

  • have you ever taught of : Final destination? you escape death, now it will run for you lol

  • needs to learn how to speak without the f..k word

  • thats nothing were i live 5 telephone pole fall down on my street from a big storm every year

  • LMAO you are an idiot.

  • you sure as hell got alot of positive feedback here, chris. lol.

  • so... would you recommend a jeep after coming out alive, and looking at the car? xD one positive one negative

  • @Iapreea i would recommend it with every in-tact bone in my body.

  • I had a head on car crash in 2008 and someone after they saw my car said i should have been dead but i let it go after that. Fuck it, i was breathing, time to buy another car and move on but here "you" are going back to the car, filming it and say 100 times over "I should be dead". Stop making such a big drama over it, what was done was done, end of story.

  • Not really a very smart thing to be walking on the edge of an icy road with traffic going either way.

  • This guy here is Ricky's Long Lost Brother from The Trailer Park Boys

  • Is that the only word in you FUCKABULARY?

  • @electricrichie my vernacular also includes gems like "cunt".

  • Jeeps are tough trucks... Im sure you can buff most that out and start it right up again...

  • Craaaaaazy Mannn Aaabsalutly fuken insane, snot wurthit.

  • learn to drive in sno dumbass

  • What's the scariest thing on this is your extremely limited vocab skills is it so important for you to ensure you have to include at least one swear word in EVERY sentence? Even in it's crude form the word "Fuck" refers to the sexual act of intercourse....so unless you were trying to mate with your Jeep...or the telegraph pole, the ditch etc then you're way off message!!!

  • @tomburley i was actually attempting to do just that.. i was too embarrassed to add it to the video/description/annotations. thanks to you i can now admit to the world that i am, in fact, a mechaphiliac and dendrophiliac. this feels FUCKING good.

  • @Eyerate Happy to have helped you to bring your desires and activities out into the open. However - much as I 'love' my Jeep I cannot foresee such a time that I will feel the need to 'love' it in such a physically intimate way that you now proclaim....obviously I accept that this is my loss!

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  • The lady was only trying to help,very ignorant to scream at her. apologize

    Rob From Canada

  • I hope you don't eat with the same mouth you talk with.

  • instead of thinking if were a passenger u'd be dead, maybe u should consider if u had a passenger u would have killed them...

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  • Using the f. word 3-4 times in a sentence makes you sound not very smart. Do you know the proper use of a gadget called the turn signal? Were you texting? Talking on the phone? Feeling your new boyfriend? Look up vermin in the dictionary. That's you, pal.

  • GOD SAVED YOU REMEMBER THAT

  • it will buff out

  • Fuck me that is a fucking telephonepole i fucking went through with my fucking car. And yes, you Sir, should be fucking dead.. Unfortunately you are not.

  • You shouldn't have been texting while driving fast in a snow storm. Saw the whole thing while driving the other way.

  • Wow, yuo got real lucky there

  • Jeeps are not known to do well in roll over tests. The Jeep Patriot gets the ok but not the Cherokee. Have a look at the volvo SUV roll over tests on youtube and the strengthening of the roof and pillars. All SUV should have a roll over safety rating, considering how they have a 75% likelyhood of roll over in a crash compared to a sedans 25%. I'm not sure if they have mandatory roll over ratings in the USA yet?

  • wish youd have die, been funnier

  • cant you fucking stop saying it??

  • lols. " thats a fucking pole, not a tree". Id rather hit a telephone poll than a full tree. What a foolish fool :)

  • way to total a jeep douche bag

  • ha ha dick.. if your lucky you will do it right next time.. dick

  • he talks like i do! XD

  • it'll buff out

  • Fixable

  • ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff­uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccc­ccccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkk­kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!­

  • Did you fix your car ? And if yes how much costed because as we see the damage of your car was very big

    Did you ever have drive without the seatbelt beacause in Greece everyone go slow or very fast without seatbelt the that's why we have a lot of accidents more than borns of humans

    Sorry for my bad English

  • Was this filmed with a toaster or a blender? Glad you weren't seriously hurt.

  • I remember zero... fuckingfuck

  • ur a retard dude.... learn to drive, and learn to NOT CRASH like a female haha...

  • fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfu­ckfuckfuckfufcdbhvfdsbhfdsfufk­c

  • As you can tell from the comments, there are a lot of people who were turned off by your constant use of "fuckin" and related words. The people who go to these YT sites are hardly stuck up prigs, so you should know you're doing yourself a disservice by not talking like a mature Jeeper. Drop the word except for the most dire circumstances and see how many more friends you might make. Glad you made it out without permanent impairment, and a lessor or two learned.

  • @pktuhus dude that is a horrible thing to say......... what would you say if someone was to say "i'm glad you made it out with permanent impairment."? (yeah i agree with some of it but the last sentence pissed me off.)

  • @marauder622 Not sure why you're upset with the last sentence. I was just saying that I was glad you survived without serious injury. Also, a typo. "lessor" should be "lesson".

  • @pktuhus no dude oh shit sorry man i just re-read it and i seemed to have misread it.

  • @pktuhus Or you could not be a gigantic fagot and try to tell other people how they should and should not express themselves. If you don't like the way he's speaking then don't watch his video. Also, FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK

  • @MindlessHebrew Looking at other comments here, I am not alone. BTW, learn to spell. It's "faggot" if you want to use the word.

  • did he died?

  • nice SUV

  • fucking daddy's boy's

  • That's a fuckin telephone pole. Oh, that was a fuckin telephone pole. Did that hurt? I'd say you were fuckin lucky.! Thank the inventer of the airbag. Hey, can we say totaled.

  • Let me know when you graduate from Cambridge.

  • You can buff that out with some Mothers car polish . Or check out billy Maze products . No seriously this accident is nothing compared to my childhood when i was drunk and took out 10 power poles and took me 7 years to pay for alll the damage i caused, 1 power pole Pff .

  • um men can cry and complain if they want to there is no rule against it. we dont have to be gay to cry...

  • such language!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • way to ruin a jeep!!

  • I think he forgot to tell us he was drinking...

  • Did you live just to drop the F Bomb 50,000 times?

  • I'm suprised there's no guardrail there?

  • Kids. Pay attention. 4X4 does not mean to drive fast in shit weather!

  • WHAT BADDDD!! WORDS YOU SAY!!!! FBOMB...

  • To the driver:

    You are really smart.

    I worship you! You are a god among men!

    I just wish you would say f@@@ck a few more times.

    You are f@@@cking cooool!

    PS Why don't you yell at the lady who is trying to help you some more also!

  • Locally there was an integra that hit a telephone pole going 160km/h (buddy was drunk) both him, and his passenger, got away from the accident with only a few scratches, and the passenger had a twisted or sprained ankle (i don't remember which). I saw the car in a salvage yard while looking for some parts... The passenger side front wheel was in the passenger seats foot well. The car was about 3' long from the back of the passenger seat to the destroyed front bumper.

  • @DIM fag.

  • fuck blablabla fuck bla fucking fuck blabla fucking blablabla.

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  • YOU SHOULD BE DED YOU FUCKER. drive safe next time you stupid.

  • can you please stop swearing

  • @Gingersnap27239 hahahaha no soul!

  • @ripetomatoes who me or him

  • @Gingersnap27239 lol you. :P

  • @ripetomatoes no I am Still very Young i am Under Age 16 I am actually 10 and Never New and Of the Swears And This was very upsetting to me

  • @Gingersnap27239 eat shit

  • @swifteazy98 No why Should I am Only 16 years Old

  • @Gingersnap27239 roll a truck like i did, walk away from it, and check out the wreckage a few hours later. lets see how well you filter your language.

  • @Eyerate pretty darn well sense it happened to me a few months ago

  • @Gingersnap27239 i think ud be cussin like that too if u were in an accident that had enough impact to sanp a telephone pole like that. if he was in something like a economy car, say a ford focus or dodge neon or smart car, he woulda been killed. id be cussin my head off if it was my cherokee for sure.

  • @CumminsCrazedredneck guess what i was In that kind Of accident and I did Not Cuss Once so there

  • @Gingersnap27239 well, different people react differently. so. u want a cookie? lol

  • @CumminsCrazedredneck yes in fact i do But that is beside the point eather stop swaering or i will have you tube take this vidio down

  • @Gingersnap27239 lol, well fuck, go fucking get yourself a fucking cookie. fuck, fuck ,fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. fuck this mother fucking shitty ass fucking video.lol

  • @CumminsCrazedredneck you know i can report you for I am only 17 and this is verbal abuse

  • hmmm looks like airbags were required in that job. oblivously u aint got insurance for being a dumbass and drive to fast on snow... state farm dont cover stupidity

  • "oh whata lucky man he was"

  • @westrokker love dat song

  • i think some of you underestimate how much force it takes to bend the frame of a jeep like that, the airbag wouldn't quite shield the passenger from the collapsed frame, and the passenger would indeed be dead.

  • you are so dumb. the integrity of the frame was not compromised. the "passenger" would have lived. and yes. there were tools in the jeep for sure.

  • That's Karma for the Ron Paul sticker.

  • Damn, Dude God Bless You .

    Did You Ever See Your Car After The Accident ?

  • If you had died you'd be in hell right now talking to the horned beast, even he would be shocked at your foul mouth. Most nutters who drive 4 x 4's think they can drive as normal in bad conditions, Its just a mangled extension of your knob now mister.

  • u could have made this video short and u just messed by bullshitting tooo much!!

  • that jeep saved your life

  • why the fuck did he survive? out of all the great ppl who die this dick survives.

  • You're alive cause it's a jeep....but you are still a douche. Say fuck some more, maybe it'll help you drive better.

  • haha check out that pussy beard @ 1:06 - 1:11

  • man why is all yall on his d*** like that i mean this man ilucky to be alive god was with him look at the passengers side is dinked meaning FUCKED so hop off if he doesnt remeber then why hop on him

  • I hope you learned a lesson.  Why don't you say F**K a couple more times!

  • @surfdogdude He told me he wasn't going to say F###K any more because he always stops at 100.

  • lol 45mph on an icy road? idiot

  • And by the way, if there was any sort of storm, 45 is too fast to begin with, lol. Just sayin. That's what the judge would say. "Even in rain, just 1 mile per hour is too fast for conditions if you want to get technical." That's what the judge said to me, lol. With my accident, the guy blew the stop sign cause his child was in a rush to school and it was first snowfall...The rear end kicked out, he stopped and I was coming around a corner and wham! slammed into the rear end and screwed us bth up

  • It's like my accident...I crashed my Honda under a lifted grand cherokee, exhaust came up the hood and went through the windshield...The airbag literally saved my life. When the pipe came through the window, it popped the airbag, sending my head into the driver side window and the exhaust parked next to me in the car.

    If you have a Myspace, or you want to see pictures of the aftermath, I'll gladly show you. But yeah, I know how you feel. They wanted to know how I walked away. No docs for me

  • is it just me or is the f word the only word in your vocabulary?

  • ah, real some tires and a cage....i think shes still wheelable ..... ;-)

  • hey bud.... what do you think telephone poles are made of...... gee do you think maybe a TREE.....

  • that person should of stould home and why was he loking at the stream? in the begging

  • Probably was avoidable.

  • Poor Jeep! This made me die a little inside. This Jeep could have had a nice 4" IRO lift. Oh well.

  • I would of taken anything I could off of it and sold it online and then get the settlement from the Insurance company. 

  • I GOT EVERYTHING! (:

  • Your just as bad as us English at saying the work "fuck" .

  • Is fuck your newest word?

  • you got angals on your side man.take care.

  • You are a very lucky man to have walked away from this. All the comments seem to be over your speed. If it really is an issue the insurance company can pull the cars computer and see how fast you were going at time of impact. Main issue is you are ok.

  • yawn....I have done worse

  • One beer or two did you have? Hic Hic, 4.a.m. and I think I learned my lesson.

  • well my jeep has a spyder roll cage in it. you could put a house on the roof of my jeep :-)

  • thats what your face is going to look like after saras done with you

  • giver her a good waxing and she'll be lookin like new!!!! =D

  • HOLY FUCKIN FUCK! YOU SHOULD BE FUCKIN DEAD RITE NOW! HOLY FUCK! THATS FUCKIN INSANE!

  • Slow down when the roads are slippery you dumb dick

  • Last time I checked telephone poles were made out of trees 

  • i would advice only rolling it once it wouldn't be so bad but the second time you trashed it.

  • I can say that without your seatbelt you would have your upper body wear the front axel is. How the fuck u survive that, only the lord knows.

  • I bet the engine still woks tho lol

  • i'd say not just the seat belt but that jeep help save your life too:)

  • holy fuck I'm cool because I can say holy fuck again and again. If you slow the fuck down retard you wouldn't shatter a telephone pole and roll over twice. 45 my ass

  • that shit should buff out haha gees dude crazy shit! glad you're okay.

  • Fuck! Fuck! fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfu­ckfuckfuckfuck

  • you fucked up

  • it will buff out

  • wow holy fucking insane batman.

  • god had his hand on you that day

  • Im gonna get flame for this but american can't drive in snow, 2inches and they freak out...

  • "Thats not a tree its a telephone pole" that used to be a tree...lol

  • estimated 45 my ass. you bent the unibody (aka the jeeps frame) and snapped a fuckin telephone pole in half. i think you were lucky that you have dumbass cops in your area that dont know how to properly portray an accident. but at least you had snow chains on so i guess the speed is an excuse......o wait

  • To bad the accident didn't smash your voice box..

  • This guys is a whimp. 

  • That'll just buff right out. 45mph - what fuckin ever. 4x4's are great for traction not for speed. learn to drive you dumbass. you went out in "the worst storm year" and went 45mph's that's 72kph's NOT bright

  • of course thats what happens when u drive like crap in the snow

  • lmao "if I was a passenger I'd be dead" really? There's a ton of room there, if you were a passenger, you'd likely be in the same shape you are, quit being a dramatic little bitch. I forgot that having a sun visor in front of your face means you are dead. Oh jesus! Not the sun visor!

  • holy shit man...someone was watching out for you...glad your okay..

    just out of curiosity what state were you in?

  • 45 ? bahhhhhhh hahahahahaahaha

  • wow you survided that mess , what a shame

  • that's what u get for sucking off your friend well driving YOU FAGGOT

  • glad your still with the living mate

  • And why don't people change their driving habits in bad weather? What a dumbass.

  • thats what you get for thinking you can haul ass in a 4x4 when the roads are bad i have seen so many people pass me to only drive past them 5 miles up the road i drive and smile and wave while they sit inthe ditch

  • You should watch your potty mouth.

  • i don't understand.. you woke up in the hospital but you are in the place of accident with your car crashed..i don't uderstand.. The car just was still there when you get out from Hospital or what else? Or the guy that made the video is another person and not you?

  • @TIX74 Obviously he visited the site when he was in a stable condition

    Anyway, glad your jeep kept you safe :D

  • @Jitunu Ok thanks :)

  • R.I.P jeep grand cherokee T.T

  • Wow, that's so fucking fucked up, it's fucked beyond all fucking fuckability. If it fucked any more, it would be so fucked, it would be fuckyfuckerfuckinfucked! All I can fuckin' say is, fuck! But fuck, glad you're fucking o.k., rather than all fucked up. Fuck.

  • Certainly illustrates the diversity of the word. LOL!

  • @DonTruman lmao @ you, your too funny man, best response ever

  • wow dude! you're so fucking lucky!!!!!!!

    how'd the whole thing happen? do you know?

    how long had that car been sitting there and how'd they get it out of the side of the road to where it is in the video?

  • Summary says "the worse storm of the year" yet the vehicle was obviously traveling at a rate of speed which was probably too high under ideal conditions.

  • @spdwebdotnet for someone who reads you certainly glanced over the "estimated at 45mph" part.

  • @Eyerate That's what I am saying. I work for an electric company.. seen many a broken poles. No way that was a 45mph accident. To shear a pole off at 45 yes.. but to also break it top side.. no way. Again.. even given the benefit of the doubt, 45 was obviously too fast for conditions.. at least in your case.

  • it's still good. a little bondo a little paint. it will be back on the road in no time.

  • Howmuch for the rims mate?