Scrubs Ted's awesome line

[thegirlwhooncewas]

LOL

[TheEsperanza243]

what's the song in the background? I like its.

[jaschaa1]

@TheEsperanza243

The Magic Numbers- Forever Lost

Great band! ♥

[TheEsperanza243]

@jaschaa1 Thank you.

[sierraabear]

I LOVE IT!!!!!!!

[merell0407]

omg omg omg =)) brilliant ! i just love ted ^^

[hindrik64]

Let's see if i can isolate that part. It would make an awesome ringtone :)

[bronsdog]

i didn't laugh at this..... does this mean i don't have a soul?

[kenyoung1981]

@bronsdog

Ironically giving you a thumbs up or thumbs down is impossible due to the paradoxical nature of your comment.

[bronsdog]

@kenyoung1981 I never asked for a thumbs up, i asked for an ANSWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ufffkfkij]

@bronsdog no it just means u have different taste in comedy

[bronsdog]

@ufffkfkij yay im not emotionally ginger!!!!!!!!!

[Musicteil]

@bronsdog Yes.

[3DTyrant]

SUCK IT BITCH! xD

[MrChange31]

Go Ted!!

[EmmaOWnzU]

they bleeped that out in tv

[branflakes442]

@EmmaOWnzU no they didn't.I say this like a week ago and when i saw this part it was exactly the same

[TAMERIVAN]

Huh. That's weird cause I saw it not too lonog ago and don't remember this.

[RimshotKiller]

SUCK IT BITCH! awesome scene :D even better in english

[CrystalGoddess101]

Ted's poker face is better than Lady Gaga's.

[Rapsha100]

24 Bieber fans

[TAMERIVAN]

I do not remember the suck it bitch part. Probably cause comedy central edited it out. It's annoying they censor some of the cuss words on Scrubs and Tosh.0, their 2 best shows, but barely any censoring on their other lamer shows. Hate that.

[KisiroKitsune]

@TAMERIVAN They didn't censor anything about it. I've only watched Scrubs on CC and I remember this clearly.

[SawyerLittleton]

OH YEAH! Suck it Bitch! I WILL MURDER YOU!

hahahahhahahaha

[Elisha2Kings]

was ted a vulcan?

[Commanderbullet]

he should play poker :O

[miiko0L]

LMFAO !!!!!!!!!!!

[potpourri44]

Oh yeah suck it bitch I will murder you!!!

[eljuarma]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I can´t stop laughing

[ohmiousclown]

Straight face WIN.

[SteelCrash]

ted's face pricelles

[aButch7]

He's probably dance (badly) in his head

[zeroG131]

HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Oh my God!! Somebody help me!! XD

[MajorMatthias]

In every scrubs clip, the highest rated comment is either this or the quote from the video.

[Djuke13]

just awesome

[VacuumCat]

22 people without sense of humour

[mattytheking001]

I FUCKING LOVE THEODORE BUCKLAND ( TED)

[Zerohellsing3]

@VacuumCat Make it 23...losers >.>

[SceZo]

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD, HUGH MISTAKE, HUGH MISTAKE!

[xzas325]

"aaaawwww,they did'nt give me any tissues for my tee.Well,how hot could it be? FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!

[viewer99099]

YEAAAAHHH!!!



[Galaxy705]

rotfl that was hilarious

[RandomVidsMaker]

pokerface ftw

[OrionDenali]

I can't breathe !!!!!!! THAT WAS SO HILARIOUS!

[Little5Jacob]

LOL TED'S A FUCKING RETARD! xP

[R4Akai]

pokerface!

[majtika08]

LOL!!!!

[dasponger]

Suck it bitch was cut

[PoopinYT]

Ted is ftw.

[Robtehman]

Not as funny as him thinking how he'll kill Kelso and then after being asked what he was thinking, he replies the usual.

[Templarofsteel18]

this aint funny if you dont have what he said BEFORE the girls went in to the room :P

[wraithfreind]

which episode id this from??

[saskuethedemon98]

@wraithfreind season 6 episode 17 their story. but please for the love of god don't watch it on comedy central they butchered the living hell out of this line. all you hear is "yeah!........................­.i will murder you!

[NuclearMovies]

What song is it in the background ?

[lifedevotedvamp]

ohmigod i just died. <3

[Carlitoxh]

ahahahahhahaha

[wordplay707]

hahahahah i will murder you

[xAcidAngelx]

hahaah. ted's awesome. SUCK IT BITCH!!

[chiajack5]

loooooooooooooool love it

[TheOfficialScrubs]

Watch All Scrubs Episodes @ My Channel

[Hellsconsort]

haha, love it

[buckxfever]

i dunno. my favorite ted moment has to be when he's introduced and he's got pen all over him, OR, when the janitor shoots him with the paint ball gun and he falls to the ground all; ''i've been hit!''

[zinowor]

Omg that was so funny. The last part '...I WILL MURDER YOU' was really out of place, which made it even funnier.

[123WintersAngel123]

i remember this episode hahaha

[katosjoes]

If I remember correctly, it's the episode when Ted secretly tips the nurses of what they can do to gain the Fabled Leverage over Kelso in a dispute over some payments or something.

(Long time fans of the show will know that Ted has no idea what the word leverage means :3)

[megasupermatt]

i say that in my mind every day to this girl in my tutor group

[Chargersarethebest86]

awesome

[tchanabc]

LOLZ. i love scrubs!!!!!!!

[Armageddan]

I just saw this today on Comedy Central. The "suck it bitch" part had been removed. So sad.

[Dr34am3r]

@Armageddan Yeah, I was curious why they edited it the way they did. I mean, screaming "I will murder you" I think is a little more offensive then "Suck it bitch". XD Oh censorship, you're so silly!

[KuruGDI]

one of ted's best pieces in Scrubs if it's not the best.

However, I totaly love it and can't get enough of it

[Steginator]

when i first saw this i was lying on the floor for about 5 min ^^

[vouchsafing838]

me too xD

[MrTechEye]

@Steginator you ROLFED

[aidakensuke]

@Steginator

haha imagine me, and i'm fucking stoned right now

[RIPBergkamp]

OOOOH YEEAAAAAH XD

[jkshoujk]

The "murder you" part is even funnier if you see a few seconds before this clip xD

[Harvy355]

What happens before this bit?

[jkshoujk]

He's holding a knife and Kelso is just sitting there comfortably, teasing Ted because he knows Ted won't "murder him."

[DaisyRebeccaJames]

SUCK IT BITCH, I WILL MURDER YOU.

[Commonkid50]

bahahahahahahhahahahahabhahbah­bahbahahahahahhahasha :)

[Xigjotjslg]

Die Szene ist grandios, aber leider in dieser Version unverständlich

[bubi8894]

kannst du kein englisch oder was?!

[Xigjotjslg]

@bubi8894  Ich meine damit, dass sie völlig aus dem Kontext gerissen wurde. Wenn man den Hintergrund kennt, dann geht die gleich dreißigmal mehr ab.

[bubi8894]

Ich denk mal bei dem Video hier gehts nur drum wie lustig Ted "oh yeah! suck it bitch! I will murder you!!" sagt^^

[zofspade]

Bloop.

[kobergs]

i caaaaaant fucking look at his face without laughing :D:D:D ted is the best!

[Davidvp]

suck it bitch! I will murder you!

awesome ted lol

[csibatmanfan]

Ted FTW!

[fledis]

xD amazing !

[r3troRoxel]

Why does this remind me of Russia and any one of the Baltics? XD <3 Hetalia/Scrubs ftw.

[98MoJo98]

suk it bitch!

LMFAO

[potterharry2]

nice one x'D

[AlbaXGuXBrath]

PMSL XD

Defozz the most awesome line, tho afink ya should hav put up the build up biut bfore it too XP

[Puddha]

lmfao i screamed this at my boss the other day......she wasn't impressed lol

[kawadamark]

HAHA i can't control myself when he screams "I'LL MURDER YOU!" with his emotionless expression.

[corr14]

I will murder you!

[CreepyEyeFilms]

"I will murder you!" is the part that makes me crack up the most!

[Justin8806]

HAHAHA

[joshua3025]

I keep wanting to watch this, over and over agian.

[lilleahhere05]

suck it bitch!! <3

[partygirl209]

man! Ted should speak his mind!!

[crispymongoose]

Forget Hooch... Ted is crazy...

[lordofthecuttingmoon]

SUCK IT BITCH, I WILL MURDER YOU!!!!!!

probably what Teddy-boy would do and say if he had the guts. pretty bad that he doesn't but someone has to be the hospital's Sadsack and he does it so well.

[bloger08]

its ashame that its over a well at leatst it got a descent ending episode

[dogoku]

OH YEAH SUCK IT BITCH...

its not over

December 1st, Season 9!!

[65PlayboY65]

ur serious? *happy* pleas say that you just said is truen PLEEEEEASSEEEEEEEEEEEE

OH YEAAAAH SUCK IT BITCH I WILL MURDER YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

TED FTW (FUCK THE WORLD)

[dogoku]

just search for scrubs season 9, lots of promo videos floating around on youtube

apparently its gonna be with new cast, but the original cast will be there for some of the episodes (no idea how many)

[Bigkevin5]

new season starts this tuesday WOOO!

[aim1221]

What?!!!! YEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS!

[Bigkevin5]

ya JD is in it too tho Ted isnt =( but who knows he might do a episode or 2 later in the season

[TheSecretLover]

Our History: J.D. and Turk show up in costume at a med student's party. Meanwhile, Kelso bids a fond farewell to Ted and Gooch.

Airs this Tuesday.

[corr14]

Holy shit, really? I thought the series finale was months ago.

[slientwindX]

ahh classic ted..

[VanellaBear]

I will murder you!

[ssfshock]

SUCK IT BITCH!!! xD

HERES 5 STARS

[Shizzle37]

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Kwood4]

abc brought scrubs back for season 8 so that the show didnt end on a cliff hanger like season 7 did... the brought it back to tie up loose ends to kill off the series

[JamesCmuse]

Let me get this straight....your complaining because they gave us another series of scrubs? to be perfectly honest i think season 8 had one of the best endings i've ever see

[Kwood4]

it wasnt the same show when it switched over to nbc... you cant deny that

[CMF412]

are you crazy, i agree with JamesCmuse

i wish we had more scrubs but its over

[Kwood4]

abc* excuse me

[islander1415]

Haha I'm surprised this comment hasn't gotten more thumbs up. Pure genius was just typed folks. Respect a brotha

[JamesCmuse]

seen*

[Templarofsteel18]

aw couldnet you had the part befor this, it make this even funnier

[liam08123]

yay ^_^

[shanez1313]

Ah, Ted, we all knew you were a badass deep down.

[IainM101]

sorry but, what songs this in the background?

[PossiblyInsane33]

Aw man, I missed the Gilmore girls!

[rogerfan1327]

I love how Tedd keeps a cool calm looking face when in his mind he's like "OH YEAH!!!! SUCK IT BITCH!!!!! I WILL MURDER YOU >:D" and all with a straight face! lol makes you wonder what he's really thinking in other episodes don't it XD

[partycakeboy92]

I think they just paused the clip and added that line

[krook205]

No its not paused.

[sibirianhusky88]

it is not paused cause i saw him breath :)

[iamawake23]

I love this scene beyond all reason. xD Scrubs used to be funny. :(

[Kwood4]

im mad they brought it back made it not funny just to kill it off...

[missrandomgirl96]

ted is soo cool

[humanshapedplushie]

I WILL MURDER YOU!!!!! XD

[CwalkNman]

Ted is awesome! xD

[Heeenryy]

Pwnage :D

[rebbyshy1]

this and when he thought kelso was dead were my favorite moments for ted ^_^

[ChUbZv3n0m]

ROFLMAO

[Razmus93]

Suck it bitch!

haahahahah Ted is soooooo my favorite character hahaha

[foejoetoe]

lol i thought that i dont have the gutts was the awsome line untill i heard oh yeah, suck it bitch i will murder you now i cant stop laughing lol

GO TED!

[lvjuvan]

"i will murder you!!" .classic

[kagome4life456]

i dont remember him saying bitch in it..and ive seen this episode at least 4 times

[rgjmce666]

thats prob cause you watched the version that cut it out, if you watch it late at night they have it in

[Sunno94]

censored, mate.

[jamends1220]

They blank out words at certain times so it's not to offend old people and children.

[jzjess23]

kagome4life456 - oh cause thats funny because...omg XD i JUST relized ur a kagome fan woots <3 kagome and inuyasha ferever nyways oh oh yeah i JUST watched it nd it does say bitch in it sooo xD lols =)

jess

[plunkza]

One of my favourite moments.

[MIjal1524]

was the suck bitch an uncensored version or was it fake, sry if this was already answered earlier

[DoucheFagX]

this is real, your allowed to say bitch

[MIjal1524]

ok for some reason i don't remember hearing it when i watched the show, thank you

[DoucheFagX]

yep np

[YatomoNihon]

LOL he sounds so innocent when he says,"please sir I dont have the guts"

[boumalhab5]

Ted and the janitor make the show.

[joeyboiwiv]

oh yeah , suck it bitch , I will murder you

[soadsoadsoad101]

does anyone know the name of the song playing in the background? Ive been literally been trying to figure out for 2 years haha

[CarpetKing912]

It's "Forever Lost" by The Magic Numbers

=)

[soadsoadsoad101]

lol i just figured it out, but thanks SO much anyways. i literally watched 5 seasons of scrubs to find it haha.

[Scrimmyboy]

Oh yeah! Suck it bitch, I will murder you!! LOL

[andreasfr1]

please sir, i dont have the guts...

so fucking fake and you know keslo knows it too!

Oh yea! Suck it Bitch! I will Murder you!

[dullvoicereader]

i luv kelsos face after he says " i dont have the guts"

[nikkiiLEIGH]

"OHH YEAH! SUCK IT BITCH! I WILL MURDER YOU!"

lmfao ted is so awesome :]

anyone who dosent agree sucks ass. haha.

i love scrubs.

[Luthicwoot]

The Ted character easily steals the show every single time he appears. xD While I find other characters hilarious as well, Ted is just the best of them all, everything he does, no matter how ordinary, makes me laugh so hard.

I would easily watch a show that centers around him. I don't know how it would work but I just know it would be hilarious. :P

[Drouge87]

"They're Legal Custodians! *doo dodoooooo!*

Get it?"

[TomSupreme]

That would be a nice Ringtone "Suck it, Bitch! I will murder you!"

[dullvoicereader]

dude!!!!!! thats brilliant the cool thinis i have the software to atleast get the suck it bitch part. do you know if you can put a mp3 as a ringtone? cuz if you want it i can email you the mp3 of it problably

[strenght4all]

ROFL MUCH XD

[AlexAmerling19]

I will murder you! :D

[aukobus]

want to make that my ring tone, awesome.

[hibernate2live]

its a shame that when scrubs is on comedy central they censor the suck it bitch part....

[robsrugbymadness]

they also censored the "i will murder you part"......cowards lol

[k1ll1ng5pr33]

They don't censor stuff like this on Comedy Central in Europe :) (Or atleast, Holland ^^) They never censor any bad language here :D

[ramnarainy]

i will murder you!!! lmfao hhahahaahh