Robotnik's Contradictory Opinions on Animated School Girls

[reloadingdontshoot1]

OMG died after the first 5 seconds, the reach-around part kills everytime =D

[Temp3st60]

OMG A POOP WHOSE TITLE CORESPONDS WITH ITS VISUAL AND AUDIO CONTENT. FUCK WE’RE ALL DEAD

[Volvicasaurusalan]

@Temp3st60 Have you been watching those scene repeating poops. For more YTPs like this watch some poops on the king.

[47smithstreetseries]

Lucky Star ruined my life... sniss...

[edcellwarrior]

How dare you interrupt me when I'm masturbating to lucky star?!?

[EatAnOctorok]

Robotnik: Spell CRAB.

Me: C-R-A-DUBBLEbUBBLETWO!

Robotnik: o.o

[JunKazamaFan]

0:50 - So that's why he later became known as Doctor Eggman.

[WarehouseOfWarpage]

Whenever I feel bad about something like SOPA or killing I imagine the world as a Youtube Poop to make everything seem trivial and funny.

Does anyone else do this?

[SeriousMelih]

How dare you interrupt me when I'm masturbating to lucky star!

You don't get out much, do you?

[EatAnOctorok]

i like the one with a cat on her head. Long hair doesn't work for me when I can't see the one with the cat on her hand's face.

[WindofNightmares]

2 is not a letter, the smartest thing robotnik ever said.

[StarFoxAutobot]

"He wants me because I'm assassinating his niece."

[TheFunkyBones]

"Lucky Star ruined my life!"

Man...imagining he was fatter is sickening.

[crashmanalpha]

Finally, a good YTP with Beat It!

[MegaRandomguy17]

2 is not a letter? There goes my Harvard scholarship...

[BXVAce]

Snids

[DevoutSkeptic]

Fuck anime...



[kingarthur0407]

@DevoutSkeptic agreed. fuck it.

[EatAnOctorok]

@DevoutSkeptic don't fuck anime, fuck the characters

[lakotanoid1]

he's masturbating to lucky star? didn't he say he hated lucky star and that it ruined his life!?

[mrkoridai]

@lakotanoid1 thats why its contradictory.

[ShimesaKaantaHayaera]

@lakotanoid1 He said that because he kept masturbating to Lucky Star, I think.

[XezeMaster]

When Robotnik said "How dare to interrupt me when I'm masturbating to Lucky Star" I spit on my keyboard while laughing LOOL

[SuperRidley1]

Luck star ruined my life!

[EatAnOctorok]

Lucky Star taught me about Michael Jackson! *moonwalking to Beat It* Robotnik: Scratch moonwalk! Scratch: *moonwalks* Konata: You guys are NOT Michael Jackson. Me: So? We know his stuff. But I know more... *levitates above Konata* Konata: Wow. Take me up there! :3 Me: Ok. Levi-for-Kona-I-phync-OK! *blesses her with the technique* Konata: So... Me: The technique name is Levi-sync-air-thoarce. (pronounced Le-vi-sink-aer-force). Konata: Levi-sync-air-thoarce! *starts levitating* Me: Ha. Konata: :3

[EatAnOctorok]

Me: Usually after 20-45 uses, you won't need its name. Konata: Ok. Me: It's not just levitation. It's actually full flight. After every 4 uses you'll get more used to the air pressure. Like the wind blowing in your eyes, know what I mean? Konata: Yeah. Ok. Me: C'mon. I'm obviously the skill superior. *flies higher* Konata: Yes, sir! *flies up too* Me: Just wait here. Konata: Ok. Me: *flies away* At Robotnik's house... Me: Who the hell masturbates in a bathtub? Robotnik: Bathing TV stars!

[Twigge125]

La-keestah

[KingShredder09]

What episodes did you use? Other than that, this was a good video.

[InternetManable]

Really good sentence mashing :) Now I want to go watch Lucky Star again! "I bai sausage! :3"

[RayTunesOfficial]

I'VE HAD ENOUGH

[193Raiden]

No, Robotnik, what kind of a letter would be called "dubblebubbletwo"?

[UnHolyMan9117]

never beat the first metro sighhhhhhhhhhh

[durowow]

lol'd hard at the Metro Last Light thing.

[flamesdemon19]

This is so wrong and funny at the same time...

[pirox1234]

Wait, Robotnik is animated.

Lucky Star features animated schoolgirls...

Robotnik you pedo.

[SuperMarkerComicBro]

And the morals, kids:

*Always show Robin Screech your reacharound. And all of Mobius, too.

*Lucky Star will ruin your life, even if it is your very favorite

*You can get people to show you (and your reacharound) on TV if you assassinate their niece

*Two is not a letter (very important)

*Don't interupt people when they're masturbating (even if it is to Lucky Star)

*Eat 4 dozen eggs (that's why he's called 'Eggman')

*When you see yourself in lingerie, that's when you've had enough.

*PINGAS

[HarbingerBittmann]

How DARE you interrupt me!

That shit cracks me up all the time.

[theawesomone]

0:53 - 1:07 really spooked me with its creepiness.

[DivineThr33]

The quick scenes flashing in the ending had me laughing my insides out as the song Machine Gun was playing. Great job on the video! Keep it up! :)

-Joie

[shadowfangirl131]

*facepalms and laughs* oh lol XD

[TheNuclearbomb11]

Robotnik has vietnam flashbacks when masturbating

[O2Eater]

Robotnik is roughly the size of a barge.

[videogamenostalgia]

'And i'll show Robin Screech a REAL reach-around'

*subscribed*

[SuspiciousGreenFluid]

@videogamenostalgia ...MINE!

[GermaineJeremy]

Sorry, as long as he's debating lucky star, his contradiction is rendered INVALID!

[tstanator]

Robotnik finally got off of his hardcore Lucky Star addiction. He went to rehab for half a year, but is now currently addicted to My Little Pony. While it is not as deadly as anime, it is still just as addictive, and more and more people become addicted to it every day. People like me...

[Gotmilk0112]

Why are your YTPs so fucking amazing?

[RiSkewis74]

@Gotmilk0112 Probably because 2 isn't a letter

[SuperMarkerComicBro]

We're not watching Lucky Star. We're watching My Little Pony!

[Dipstikk]

So who is the character with the handlebar mustache at the beginning of "Machine Gun?"

[IncurablePessimist]

@Dipstikk I think it is a depiction of Dr. Robotnik in another source which make its characters look a lot less cartoony.

[dialga8643]

Liked because of 0:13

[TheHeroHartmut]

...You don't get out much, do you.

[Elykchannel]

"Lucky Star ruined my life!"

Glad I'm not the only one.

[AussieEvil]

sbibs.

[enkopingsbo]

When i was a lad i ate 4 dossing eggs

[KnightChrome50]

Want to know the song at 0:53? look right. its the 5th one down

[SuperJonnyMario]

keep pressing 4, i didn't know eggman was into pokemon... "eevee"

[Costantinov]

For thoose asking for the song at 0:53 , it's Machine Gun by Portishead

[CountRamsely]

DUDE!!!!!!!!! YOUR FREAKIN USED MY ART WORK!!!!!! XD Right at 0:58!!!!! That was NOT a screen cap that i simply edited, i Actually drew it by hand while watching the episode on Dvd!! XD could you bee so cool as to credit me for that drawing please! =3

Btw i LOVE all your youtube poops! XD Awesome work, including on this one! XD

[HoopsAndDinoMan]

Favorited just for the part at 0:30 .

[JorealConners]

Egoraptor likes your stuff.

[HeavyWeaponsGuy1001]

You are the reason I started watching Lucky Star

So Thank you and Screw you at the same time

[SuperJonnyMario]

@HeavyWeaponsGuy1001 i think that was the reason wy i watched lucky star was because of youtube poops...

[ihatefurrys]

@HeavyWeaponsGuy1001 If you're a girl: good for you.

If you're a young guy: You REALLY need a girlfriend.

If you're an older guy: You're a pedophile.

[SimpleAbhorations]

Hhahahahaahhahahahahahahahahha­hahah

[GiromCalica]

The lack of ponies disappoint me

[imfaga]

@GiromCalica don't jinx it man!!!

[GiromCalica]

@imfaga Don't worry yo.

[SuperMarkerComicBro]

He masturbates to the show that ruined his life?

What a weirdo.

[Ratmus1]

I fricken love you man

[Geibuchan]

"WE HAET LUCKY STAR!!"

"No we don't! it's our favorite!"

Glorious work man!

[ensis]

DinWar, your videos tickle me in a way that feels highly inappropriate, but very satisfying

[elraunchhands]

the whole time I was expecting a "pengis"

[CrashJakFan1994]

@elraunchhands The less PINGAS, the better

[SvenBoogie]

12k views in 4 days... /jealousy...

Oh, and the video was good and stuff =P

[Sparkifi]

What's the name of that song towards the end that was in the Metro last light E3 trailer?

[mrSimon34]

@Sparkifi It's a new Portishead track, I dont know which one though.

[zealotlee]

@mrSimon34 It's Machine Gun, off of their album Third. It's good shit.

[LostIndividuality]

Poor Robotnik always gets the short end of the stick.

[ihatefurrys]

Say NO to Lucky Star.

[SuperSaiyanSonix]

TWO IS NOT A LETTER.

[chemistryguy]

Beauty and the Beast crossover was inspired.

[codeaires]

Robotnik hates Lucky Star?

He really IS a villain.

[Khaenz]

"How dare you interrupt me when I am masturbating to Lucky Star?!"

Best part.

[Domsicana]

0:29 made me think of commandergwonam.

[43trauts]

Why is this in the creative commons?

[dialga8643]

I love lucky star

[Ryan3d]

wario laugh made my day ! :D

[whiskycopter]

lol at gastoni

[CatMaster90001]

1:01 Robotnik in True Grit! or maybe Cowboys and Hedgehogs... lol XD

[Khaenz]

I love how you put Robotnik doing the Metro Last Light trailer in the end :D

[codeinjection]

too short

[cyberen]

That's right Robotnik, 2 isn't a letter!

[KarlSnr]

This is one of the best poops you've had in a while, good work!

[doublea125]

I saw Robotnik in a two piece, now I'm scarred for life.

[renmorpheus]

This may have been the very first Youtube poop I found funny, great work!

[mikootz]

I find this difficult to masturbate to O_o

[ninjaheart100]

"...masturbating to lucky star" that part killed me and gave me instant recovery thank you ^^

[Lordofthecows]

youtubepoop anyone?

[kingcustard444]

A REAL REACH AROUND

[wolfen150]

2 is not a letter

[Jimbotheone]

Last Light reference killed me! xD

[Porkchopsism]

.........................

[MiracleOverloading]

the hell did I just watch

[JShedgehog]

Dude you make the bewst youtube poops I've ever seen.

[ImperialLobster]

I'm deeply disturbed but nevertheless amused.

[FineGamerYT]

You must like Lucky start *even thoughi dont know what that is* :3

[Khaenz]

@FineGamerYT

Lucky star.

Some little anime about little girls with powers I think. Thats all anime is about in Japan now.

[DinnerWarrior]

@Khaenz Nah, no superpowers, just regular high school girls that are drawn to look a lot younger then they say they are.

[CanadaDryPLZ]

lol, metro last light trailer referance.

Good work!

[AegisAegus]

2 is not a letter.

Thanks Robotnik, I'll be sure to pass along this information to my students.

[Yammenkow]

What contest?

[FlawlessFlaw07]

What the fuck man

[Ayersy87]

How comes I never noticed before that Robotnik sounds just like Tim Curry?!

[transamman69]

0:49 best

[Khaenz]

I noticed something strange with the upload date...

Uploaded by DinnerWarrior on Jun 23, 2011

Jun? From Halo: Reach?

[nubbuka]

How dare you interrupt me when im mastuR BATING to luck star?!

[Kz3andMore]

0:53 so eggman is russian :S

[TheRainfield]

WICKED AWESOME!

[Soufriere84]

0:16 & 0:19 Robotnik refers to himself with the royal we now?

[10012jman]

Whats the song at 0:55?

[Kz3andMore]

@10012jman portishead-machine gun

[Khaenz]

@10012jman

Portishead - Machine Gun. The version DinnerWarrior used was the one in Metro Last Light trailer.

[bombajofej8]

I HATE LUCKY STAR,HARUHI and any harem animes.

[dustintheslayer]

@bombajofej8 i hate lucky star,like haruhi,dont mind harem animes as long as they arent retarded

[Azure30]

LUCKY STAR RUINED MY LIFE TOO

[Chikyeux]

xDDD

[mruppel2]

sony vegas download completed

ok, let's see

whoops wrong video, lol

[SgtChilly]

I liked that pony vid before Egoraptor made it cool(er).

Hence why I am here.

Scratch moon walking had me in stitches.

[JacksonSTUFF777]

"Source videos: none"

[GrievousCommander]

What is the song at 0:53 ???

[doggett21]

@GrievousCommander Machine Gun by Portishead

[Khaenz]

@GrievousCommander

Portishead - Machine Gun.

He is using the one featured in Metro: Last Light trailer.

[xXbutters1234]

@GrievousCommander

Metro 2033 Last Light trailer :P

[TheBloodhand97]

@GrievousCommander Portishead - Machine Gun

[AeonsOfFrost]

He wants me because I am assassinating his neice.

...

How *dare* you interrupt me when I'm masturbating to Lucky Star!

[GrantMortenson]

SNIDZ.

[MisterMittensjr]

damn... i like lucky star

[MrKrazyoshi]

we've all had enough

[TheCreatorOf4]

DID YOU KNOW YOU HAVE A CAT ON YOUR HEAD?

Fav'd

[SeminarioMAE]

Hey DinnerWarrior what do you use to make these here videos?

[DinnerWarrior]

@SeminarioMAE Sony Vegas.

[KizuxTheo]

If egoraptor favorited this, then I like it.

[MrJoethegreat123]

what the see did i just fuck?

[fireredtrainer01]

lmfao this is too funny :)

[compute9]

what is this?

[DinnerWarrior]

@compute9 It's me rearranging what a character says to make them say something different.

[Cookieofdoom]

@DinnerWarrior And how I love you for it

[LetsPlaysFTW1]

@compute9 a youtube poop...

[arsonistmonkeyzblaze]

@compute9 SPARTA!

[KittenSnipa]

"Remix this video!"

GOOD IDEA!

[bfg0099]

DUBBLE BUBBLE

[GarmaZabi]

Very nice word-making. Haven't seen Robotnik say such dirty things since the original pingas!

[SquarishLink]

how dare you disturb me while i am masturbating to lucky star!! i have said this more than once

[brentcoltsfan]

@SquarishLink i say that to multiple anime series. you didn't hear that from me XD

[paulmajano]

Masturbating!! hahahaha

[andypennnington]

i wounder if robot chicken got there idea from the robot chicken in this show

[cosmostupid123]

EGORAPTOR ARMY INCOMING

[DinnerWarrior]

@cosmostupid123 I wish. But they're all too distracted by him favoriting a pony video to pay attention to me.

[LordofDragns]

@DinnerWarrior As a general in the Egoraptor army, I can safely say that it is you, not the ponys, that are about to be invaded. Have a nice day. Heil min furer Egoraptor!

[NoWhereToRun22]

@DinnerWarrior i wasn't. i'd take a good YTP over ponies any day.

[Mrjarrett1]

@DinnerWarrior XD!

[MacMush]

@DinnerWarrior So true.