Sex and Prayer Don't Mix...unless You're Catholic

[LotsOfLolz4Eva]

i paused about 20 times.

you are very attractive, but have hularious facial expressions XD

[streetlightpoetry]

that's funny i thought you we're a jew... really catholic... how awesome

[SxeScotty]

His shows used to be so different... his older shows had way more humor and seemed less " professional" so much more fun to watch these videos.

[TheHotsaucekiller]

BEFORE YOU WATCH READ THIS if your are hardcore religious then you will most definitely get offended

[nalby92]

@TheHotsaucekiller i wasnt -.- (not a christain)

[elizabethlea27]

HELL. YES.

[liliodine]

Read Death At Chappaquiddick. Good book.

[1twatwaphleinthe3]

LIKE A BAWS!!!!

[loopyloopy1000]

how the fuck do you make vids with built in webcam on laptop??

[good4u88us]

I'm gonna have a Philly D marathon some time and watch every episode you have man. I love your face! Peace. Great episode. Are you realty dieing of something Phil? I saw you say that in one of your older shows. Sorry bud that made me sad. I hope your feeling well. Your new shows are brilliant, informative, and help spread common scene to people searching for porn on youtube. I love you man. The world will be better for having you in it.

[applepie1114]

That is fucking offensive just saying. I'm catholic, thank you. -:(

[leothik]

LMAO,,,OMG! U r...u just R...lol....i don't know what to really say. i have been called funny u...u a different funny. u FUNNY!!!!! With real information and u make people think and search things. thank u.that's so xxeyy FUCK SEXY.lol....keep doing u

[9Esnuzan5]

Phil, you should totally go on rants like this a lot more often. Fuck you were and angry bastard back in the day. I think that's why you're my hero.

[xx0diana0xx]

Dude, this is still my fave vid of yours and i still pause your vids randomly, laugh at your faces, and think of this.

[classicrockboy93]

I like this intro better than the new one

[themartin196]

Ok, I signed in just for this, Pause at: 0:00 0:11 0:07 (What was he looking at?) 0:33 0:44 - Oh Noes!!!!! 0:54 - Thinking back to his childhood? :D 1:02 1:14 - Singing is bad for you. :) 1:33 - Hala lu ya? 2:13 - Talking to his hand? or blowing it a kiss? :D 2:24 - Gay :D lol 2:44 - albert Einstein? :) 2:54 - applauding or HAND BASHING!!! :) 3:07 - them hands again :D 3:19 - TIGER!!!!! RUN!!! 3:48 - He freaking picked, His nose! <3 :D And their you go people! Sub please ;)

[HaiThurImIsaiah]

After all the news, his story about youtube perfectly describes the youtube gaming community. :l

[DWWforlife]

haha pause it at 2:06 please :P

[jessyka103]

YURFUCKiNG FUNNYDUD3!

[vatoslocos321]

this is the best pep rally speech for life ever

[rsoxfan123]

THE FIRST PHILLIP DEFRANCO INTRO!!!!

[OUWATZAHLE08]

you are a dick you should be ashed of yourself making fun of christianity bro your a duchebag hate your own familey so stupid video

[aroundthehouse2011]

hey phillip....u got talent dude..i been watching ur show for a while...haha some things u say r funny! i just subscribed to ur channel...can u return the favor..???

and check out my channel as well...

[lessanguish9]

PhilipDeFranco is THE BEST:)

[maro0cain]

pause at 1:20

[Clutchford]

Oh snap, knowledge bomb ahoy

[spyropurple]

well shit im catholic

[spyropurple]

@spyropurple NVM i got mixed up with catholic with christain.

[supercj476]

pause at 1:09 

[MrCoDstevo]

2:49 XD

[Rickarow]

pause at 3:33

[Daturatox]

major and minor in science. woot

[JUHN07]

hi phil, only priest can do that,,, bishop they get jealuos to the priest...for priest having sex and prayer...

[Zfactor100]

lol captin meow meow!!!

[XxrugbyboyxX]

haha i played the game

[tynanmc5]

58 is graet

[jes1]

Why do you talk through your nose?

[twivampess]

Go to 2:25 and then to 2:27

It scared the shit out of me before I realized what happened.

[nightmarelane19]

....your fingers scare the shit out me...your girlfriend must thing its weird to hold your hand..just a random though

[leparditas]

you b... prick :D

[kidisis]

I always watch this video when I'm feeling down or just want a good laugh

[myiphoneisstormy]

you would be an awesome biology teacher/chemistry teacher. just saying.

[MEBforce1]

I love a free media.

[rebekahah]

Dear goodness the ending was startling!

[ethanoburu]

watch the youtub video: Clarification about Sacred Scripture and Mary

[jackogmoretilley]

HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH­HA SXE

[bluehaze94]

captain meow meow XD

[CJCProductionCo]

This is the first PDS I ever saw..I got hooked instantly haha

[missallyssapahl]

this is true. all true.

[philip639]

you racist bitch. (title)

[aleissa7]

0:40 please dont hit me!! lmao

[TheCaptainMeowMeow]

Phil, you called?

[razuar2]

I have to say that i completely agree with your attitude about finding the happiness in life and putting off the bullshit in life... Just move on and enjoy life...

[TheSoccerGaby]

i'm cathlik!! but really we have to pray befor we fuck!!! fuck no plus i not old enough to fuck!!!

[TheSoccerGaby]

on 1:09 phil looks like he's on crack!! hahahahaha!!! no really!

[123123321assassin]

omfg pause this video at 3:16 hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahaha fuck u phil

[JjXxU]

the only thing i took from this vid is that im wasting my life away in college cos like you im probably gonna stick that certificate under the bed and never look at it again...

great now im demotivated...

and i have an exam in two days...fuck you

[darkheart2death]

0:27 is hilarious. So is the second after it. And the one after that... and after that... and.. *deep breathe* and after that... and after that... and after that... and after that... and after that... and after that... and after that... and after that... and after that... and after that... .. and after that... and after that... and after that... and after that...

[atlantisSkater]

pause at 0:35

[fullysicsubwoofers]

captain meow meow? really?

[cremekongen1705]

RINGO STARR JOKE FTW!!!!

[forrestlana]

i like more of this show oppening !!

[cursedu]

I think this is the most time i've seen you say FUCK

and im Loving it :D

[GeekyGirll18]

....I just had a thought. I wonder what my life would be like if Phil was my doctor instead of that pedophile-looking creeper... Wow, that'd be effing sweet!

[runyscape967]

go die! He is awesome!

[TheEdithgreen]

I LOVE U. your adorable cutie pie. don't beat yourself up. i love u! :)

[EireneOtrera]

I read somewhere that the origination of the word 'FUCK' was from the medieval days when people/townsfolk had to get permission (under some long ago kings who name I don't know now) to have sex/fornicate and FUCK stands for Fornicating Under Consent of King- and would hang it outside their house's door.

[EireneOtrera]

It's so true! That's what makes you adorable, I see you actually have been reading some of my comments. =) Cool

[IBeCeRTiiFieD]

And youve just been filled in by a bald jew nose looking ugly mother fucker, lol!!

[shelbynicole15151550]

CAPTIAN MEOW MEOW :D lmao

[ShadowPuppetHomocide]

wow you do have an awkwardly sized index finger, and you are super brainy mister! I'm glad you chose your talking talent instead of med school. You'd be sooo much more uptight as a doctor and you'd be in debt. Now your famous. Nice one! I'm happy some peoples lives seem to work super awesome! :) hope mine does too hehe. xx

p.s I liked your philosophical attitude in this video. :D

[monkeykookoo2]

ahhh i loved it phily! <33 ur hott even bald lol

[brittanymichele91]

1:22

[raquelle08]

wow praying before sex...tsk tsk tsk

[Rook3800]

As a Catholic Phil I gotta say I don't like the Title but you are a funny guy.

[mikelollu]

1:09 LOL

[monisaysrawr]

it took me like 10 minutes to watch the video because I kept pausing it

[mainstdancer08]

my bf grew up Catholic but he became a Christian in 2003

[HulaHippy1]

umm...Catholic is a type of christianity......

[dragonquestking]

Chatholic is christian dumbass.

[MrWable25]

@mainstdancer08

OMFG!!! Catholicism is a division of CHRISTIANITY!!!

[ttpgm]

phil's face at 0:44 is legendary lmfao

[zamiri4]

i like yoo facee at 0:57....you look like a g getting yo hoes to pay up their money from their previous night.lol :)

[techtownreviews]

techtownreviews

[auschelsea]

At the end, that is something I would say. xD

[DrSeussJr]

Phil , you are amazing! words cannot discribe how well do that was ! :)

[grifen184]

pause at exactly 1:00

[MikehMetal]

lmao

[XPrime1000]

@grifen184 Thats the face my bitchy classmate always has....

[fayrexlane]

THIS is my favorite video 1) because i have the exact same idea about just saying "fuck it" and having fun til you die and 2) ringo star is the man!

[inturn23]

What a waste of Youtube video space. Please find another hobby.

Maybe emplyment will keep you just a little more busy.

[rache261]

hahahahaha

agreed.

[eggnog62]

Good one! lol Back in the 70's, I threw a huge chicken barbeque for a company; and after they had finished eating, I told a joke with the "F" word in the punchline! One couple left immediately; and told me at the door that they would have stayed longer, if I hadn't said the "F" word! I told them, "The next time, I'll tell the joke at the beginning of the party; so there will be more food for the rest of us!" lol

[MrEdGrrrrr]

Is this where the intro premiered?

[IAMJESUSmovie]

Jesus Christ has returned. I AM.

[mrNmrsCOUTURE]

''youve just been filled in by a bold,jew nose,looking ugly motherfucker and 90% of you loved it'' HOW FUCKING PRICELESS!! love u x :P

[Igotuwewire]

This was ther video that mad me go tru all your stof from ther oldest to ther newest ,and am allmost ther by the way

Am almost geting to ther newest videos wich i so allready

And this is still my favourite video

It's not olny very fuckin funny but you talk some deep shit at ther end

Shit i actually know already but still

And you just been filled in by a bold Jew nose looking mother fucker ^^

Sweet dude , just sweet

[ifuckedyourmumhaha]

dude:))) thet was fucking funny....by the way you think you have a big nose?when i send laughing emoticons i tipe them like so":-----))".so have a fucking happy new fucking new year while you are hopefully fucking 3 hot catholic girls that don't like praying.:)peace

[Heer4U17]

I had to five star for captain meow meow

[NuttyShooter]

That was so inspirational .. and it's not even my 1st time watching it. you need to do more of those, Phil. AMAZING!

[Hosannasoon3]

Lord, have mercy on this young man - turn him around

[arthas9871]

am going to med school...i don't wanna go to med school :(

[RockyBalboa211]

Michael Jackson was an angel! :D

[Britalicious393]

No it's not captain meow meow ..... Lmao I luv that

[askmeokay]

I'll admit... I watch this video all the time... because... I loved it.

[butel12]

u can't get better then phil!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[megvitti]

*pause*

"omfg! hes right! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AH!"

*play*

[wereboy21598]

your haleres fucking with a cruserfixs lol lol lol LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[ClaasDirks91]

intro rocks

greetings from germany

[joelcori1]

about tht nuns thy do pry noone gets hurt... great hircut....

[ajs5763]

5 stars for the door slightly cracked in the beginning to fully open by the end

[countessme]

uhhhh, your door opened farther mid-video dude.

[dandotcom1989]

I tried finding a random spot to laugh at, but I got a boner instead

[ItsMeAgainXD]

i think i would do you .... hard. i love u and i aint even a girl,

now get yo sexy ass on the floor. and lets start this shit philly boy.

[dandotcom1989]

bitch you better get in line I got first dibs on PhillyD

[ItsMeAgainXD]

Oooh bitch i will beat yo ass up if you touch my Baby Philly, cuz he's my hoe and ima use his ass until it breaks.

ya know wut im saying??

he's got such a cute face... ooo my god.

[dandotcom1989]

oh hell to the muthafuckin naw!! You don't know me bitch!! I will cut a hoe!

But yes girl is so cute! I don't get why he thinks he's ugly!

[ItsMeAgainXD]

look girl i just wanna tap that ass of his cuz he's been a naughty boy and i'm a nasty boy.

and i'm bi. i would kiss that sweet boyish face of his. i just wanna see his on the floor, lets get this shit started philly boy!!

[Alphab3t4]

just after 2:26 , The door changes it's position a bit.

[ECGBunni]

I think I love you

[RapturousArc]

Captain Meow Meow! wow lol

[xx0diana0xx]

This remains my favourite episode ever.

"...tried to Michael Jackson the situation".

Oh man ♥

[Exotic47]

2:25 I paused and laughed, you look constipated lol

[rcflight13]

I think your house is haunted. @ 1:27 your door is ajar and @ 1:28 it's fully open. WHO YOU GONNA CALL?

[jaysgirl2]

This is definitely one of my favourite Philip DeFranco shows that I've watched!! You're hilarious and I love watching your videos!

[Theronlondon]

RAWR!!!! this one's funny !

[hailvishnu]

But I don't wanna laugh at your face.  (You're cute.)

T. Kennedy was not that bad (but your opinions are as valid as anyone's, cutie.)

[Baddboy187]

heres what i get from this video. He goes through school to become a doctor but then sees how much work it would actually take so decides to "not take life so seriously" and be a fuckin bum for the rest of his life. No problem, theres millions of you out there so just keep on bummin it up and talking about a bunch of useless nonsense

[InAcCuRaTeJ]

This coming from someone who calls them self "Bad Boy"

Go update your Facebook status to *Being a Douche because I think Insulting someone on the Internet makes me had*

[VagabonNinja]

He went through bio and chemistry... Do you know how boring those are? I'm guessing that he probably has different interests.

For myself, I couldn't be a doctor because I am very squeamish. If I have to cut through someone's kidneys, I will get a very uncomfortable feeling where my kidneys are and it'll make the job way hard to do.

[MrChadworth]

I don't know about you guys, but after he mentioned his index finger I completely forgot what he was saying tried to sneak a peak at the finger.

[Coy1750]

See all Catholics are crazy or don't take it seriously enough. This morning I woke up at 10 30, church was at 11( first day of advent) missed it, said we would go at 5, never did. That's how most Catholics are

[DragonOfTheSouth]

This is THE best Phil DeFranco Show you have ever done Phil. I swear, I watch this episode every time I'm sad and I feel great afterwards. You're my hero bud.

[rock1chica]

ROFL what you said in the beginning about pausing the video and laughing..... i already do that :P

<3 <3 <3 <3

[NightCryingEyes]

aww I like your dimples they make you cute like . . . little fluffy kitten kind of cute.

[MADILINO1312]

Phil 3 words: I LoveYou <3 :)

[xXLinaAmorXx]

0:31 was a funny face lol but ur still sexy

[olayolayhey]

Who is Captain MeowMeow?

[shaybee49]

I looooved it :)

[hoodedLILyoda]

you really do have an akward finger there

[nel9784]

hay I alwayz said to do what you love to do....I love art and everything that has to do with art, from graphics, logos to 3d graphics and panting. Just found ur shit it's pritty entertaining.

[ekmom76]

I'm still trying to figure out what's wrong with your right index finger...looks normal to me. By the way, even though you said F**K a million times, I really liked the message you put out there.

[Brimo1992]

Dude, his hands are f*cking tiny O.O

[shuqq]

one of my favourite videos of you

[TheCelibatepornstars]

lol 3:05

[cute0384]

your not ugly

[LAMOE2012]

Captian Meow Meow thanks for the screen name idea Phil your a real pal!

[MyShottyVideos]

i did love it!!! you are too funny

[JamboProductionsTV]

Pause at 0.23. So goofy.

[stinkodepivot12]

im catholic to but um............. weird

[psherin]

You are awesome!!! I really enjoy your show. I love your intro and I think you are hot, hot, hot!!! What happened to your end credit song? It was great, please bring it back.

[angelhorse45]

captain meow meow xD

[percy357]

Gee your parents must be so proud of you  you ugly creep

[TheHobbitor]

great outlook on life! keep making me laugh...its good for my health

[SexxyyAmber88]

i am really bored anyone wanna play

[readysetdie1]

awkwardly-sized index finger.

[carolflores83]

hey philip , who came up with your intro song? love it

[MinorMisfits]

He came up with it. He sung it in one of his previous episodes as a joke.

[agaz1984]

best episode as of so far i would say...

you seriouly have talent...i wouldnt be surprised if comedy central or something like that would knock on your door in the near future.. :) ...

so keep on going...

[MinorMisfits]

I didn't know it took talent to be real, and honest.

[horsegirle123]

2 bad MJ is dead!!!!!

[Extubsy2]

you really should be a teacher, wait you already are!