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  • Genital Jihad.

    Gold! Absolute Gold!

  • No one likes a wiener diery

  • LOL fuck the police

  • omfg this is funny

  • Don't Drop The Soap

  • "hold on to that soap"

  • LOL

  • What on earth is the crime for this? I mean just for seeing a nude model? For the love of god Im leaving this country.

  • @Sagemaster00 its a joke

  • haha this is funny. nice

  • this video is funny as hell

  • lmfao now that is a funny video :o i'm roflmfao

  • dont drop the soap ull meet buba lmao

  • lol at the end grandma "o and boy hold on to that soap tight" LOL

  • perfect sacrifice, jail for awesome sexual virtual fun.... sounds like a good deal to me.

    JK!

  • by the black mountain of hiyogashi your genitals shall be mine!

  • "Yeah i know what the first thing i would do to her is..

    "Shes 16"

    "..take her to the mall, with her parents permission ofcourse and buy her a big chocolate chip ice cream. Yeah nothing beats that."

    LOL!!

  • no ass in assassin is just in

  • RUN AWAY

  • wait, is that hayabusa guy responsible for the armor in halo 3? what game is he from? i couldn't hear him...

  • On Dead or Alive 4, there's an unlockable spartan character to use. So because of DoA putting a spartan on their game, bungie made some armor from a DoA character named, Hayabusa. He is also the main character on Ninja Gaiden.

    That's why I think Hayabusa is on Halo 3, it's a thank you to Dead or Alive for putting in a spartan...sorry for the long ass comment, I'm really bored waiting for dinner...sorry for the details on my life...=)

  • no problem, and thank you for the explanation. i've never played DoA before, i'll have to pick up the game.

  • lol 1:06-1:25 is funny XD lmao

  • "Yeah a little bit" xD

  • GENITAL JIHAD!!

  • xD nice

  • It was funny, but I'm not so sure about the holocaust gag..o.0

  • The girl was Ayane. The ninja character from DOA. LIKE HE SAID.

  • with a girl tht fine the first thing i would do is...

    shes 16

    take her to the mall

    lol

  • who was that girl in 1:06

  • 1:06 hahaha

  • holarious

  • rules

  • .....LOL!

  • "with a girl at fine"

    "she's 16"

    "take her to the mall"

    xDDDD

  • ROFL

  • lololololol

  • and hold on to that soap

    XD!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

  • he'd better dropping the soap=Big bob

  • holy damn that was jokes!

  • best video for long time :D

  • I knew that this would some on youtube!

  • WORST NINJA EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • cookie im in jail about to be castraited by a ninja

  • Is that you? it looks like it.

  • TOODLES!

  • ur the reason the ninja fathers cant take their ninja daughters to the beach anymore XD

  • lol taking a little time to castrate the little guy XD

  • the ninjas collect balls now? danm lol

  • pfft lol :)

  • "I thought it'd make the game less terrible!"

    LOLOL

  • "did it"

    "yeah a little"

  • Select-Start has the talent and potential to

    be a great machinimatist. =)

  • you touch penis's with other people

  • i hope after that nice ninja man takes ur balls you'll learn to treat ppl with respect

  • Awesome, hope there's more of these in the future!

  • i wish i had that mod xDDD

  • ryu hayabusa has got to be one of my favourite characters just because he uses melee weapons over guns yet still wins :D

  • 1:14  haha

  • certianly was diferent.but hella funy an wait for the next 1.lol

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  • lol 5/5 XD

  • i wahna meet a ninja daughter on the beatch :P

  • "hold on to that soap" lawlz

  • This was lulztastic

  • rofl rofl!!

  • LMFAo

  • lol atleast u tried to make a good video... All you need now is a little more experience and you will be making hilarious and great videos.

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  • 16?

    Here in England the legal sex age is 16...

    HAHA SHAME! You should have been in England!

  • Canada's is 14.

  • Wow... Woh... Wheee...

    Now that IS too young...

  • *moves to canada.*

  • AWW, too bad thats not true ! :P

  • Well, for kids doing it with other kids it's 14, but for adults doing it with kids it's 16. Close enough.

  • its

    ich habe KEINEN penis

  • Maybe it's small and feminine?

  • Ich haben kleine penis

  • you forgot to conjugate haben

    it should be habe

  • Oh ok, it means i have big muscles rite ?

  • no it means you have a small penis

  • take her to the mall, with her parent's permission of course, and buy her a big scoop of chocolate chip ice cream! lol

  • lmao

  • yes you are right

  • You should have more stories in an episode.

  • BIG SCOOP OF CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM

  • cool

  • 1948th!

  • Oh yeah the first thing i'd do is...

    Shes 16

    ...Take her to the mall with her parents permission of course...Yeah

  • O HELL YEA!!! AWESOME MEN

  • Genital Jihad xD

  • theres good, and then theres holocaust good lol

  • that was awesome rofl

  • and hold onto that soap, lmfao, Nipple Lust leads one man to Life of Crime, why can't real news be like this?

  • holy-terrorist:> cool your a hacker you pseud is used for jackass and other machinima is very cool hacker

  • Machinima What Progam do you record with and how do you get your logo on the screen thanx

  • we hay! lol

  • i new this was 2

  • I think this is actually a pretty good video, hope you come out with more.

  • i can beat thats guys idea for a date

  • lmfao haha that was funny

  • LOL that ninja you can see a piece of hayabusa armor (Halo 3 helmet)I knew that helmet looks like am seen it before

    LOL

  • yes, the hayabusa armor is inspired by ryu's helmet

  • lol hold on to that soap.. ha

  • favorited!

  • ★★★★★

    glad to see ppl making halo 2 xbox videos :)

  • keep it up. this is pure win

  • tenchu should have called!

  • first thing i'd do with a girl that fine is..

    she's 16

    oh, take her to the mall with her parents permission of course.

  • No one likes a whiner deary. Toodles.

  • Actually, I'm gonna have to be all technical here. "Hentai" or "Anime" girls that are not of age is for Child Molesters, due to the fact there is no law on Hentai or Anime that there cannot be children activity, that's why Hentai and/or Anime is so special with older men <.<. So, technically, this man should of not been arrested!...even though it's a Machinima! BUT THAT'S NOT PART OF THE PROBLEM!... <.<.. inb4stupidreplysandsuch.

  • Why does it matter? Its an Fxxxxxg joke!

  • holocaust jokes, not funny

  • best machinima i'v seen in a while

  • Finally some FUNNY machinima

  • LMAO I love the ninja

  • i would...shes sixteen TAKE HER TO THE MALL lol best part

  • you guys are producing a future classic!

    (pssst dont worry about the cash that you did`nt pay me to write this ,just leave my "manfat makers" alone, ok?)

  • i would... take her to the mall and buy her some ice cream

  • AND THEN MUHAHAHAH take here home

  • the best part was the mall part. great job!

  • I like the rhyming description box

  • kinda fail, its okay i guess

  • lol

  • i want to

    shes 16

    take her to the mall

  • WITH her parents permission of course

  • This is proper funny machinma!

  • LOL, genital jihad. :D

  • now this looks like it will turn out to be a great serise

  • HAAHA

  • lol at 4:24 "hold on to that soap". lol

  • No1 likes a winer deary and uhh don't drop that soap..fukin brill

  • OMg so funny lol :D

  • Awesome! 5 out of 5!

  • epic win

  • OMG THE NIJAS COMING FOR ME

  • lol that was funny i was laughing straight away

  • Evangelion  is the manga/anime

  • -"..your genitals shale be mine"

    "oh man, what a nice guy" =)))))))) priceless

  • "take her to the mall!" LOL!

  • lol 'buy her som ice cream' lol

  • why cant i watch this in normal quality

  • Why would you want to watch it in normal?

  • I could have sworn her Age was Unknown @_@

  • The best part is when the spartan finds out that ayane is 16 ^.^

  • Yea i thought this was real too for a sec. believable story line

  • ROFL

  • they are using Halo 2 that's funny. well there are those people who hate Halo 3

  • i thought this was real....

  • They should have had the Halo character wearing Hybusa armor to add to his fanboy-ness.

  • lol you dont know the name of the halo character?

  • Who doesnt know its name.

    isnt he called Evangelion

  • Yeah, I dont know the guys name, but if they used Hybusa armour from Halo 3 instead of Halo 2, it would have been a little funnier.

    And if you actually think the announcer's name is Master Chief or John 117... omg...