CHAV JCB SONG

[MRWOBBL3]

Genius!

[trinisexgod]

CHAVS! CHAVS! FOREVER CHAVS!

[callofluke1]

this is going on my chavy brothers wall

[RichyBMelodies]

Very good lyrics

[DNAS08]

Chav JCB song, it should be called the JCB Essex remix lol

[cos212yjr]

fuck off real jcb song is better

[sonny794]

Brilliant!

[XxTaraBabyxX1]

Mint song like and your actually alright at singing?

[chalky762]

Funny thing is, I bet the person who made this song isn't even a chav. He certainly doesn't sound like one. Great cover. Did make a me laugh ;)

[MrGanjamanshane]

Respond to this video...  funny

[shoat123]

this is pure class !!

[BeechiOneKenobi]

Awww Fackin' Awsome! normally don't like piss takes of my favourite tunes, but gotta be honest, this one made me piss myself. Haven't laughed that hard for a long time. Needed that! Thanks

[hatfieldvacollege]

Magic :)

[supermusicman1993]

lol top man this is jokes (Y)

[themajor333]

hahaha funny as feck 

[locomason]

BEST SONG EVER!!!

[TheChosenOneMeg]

pretty good voice tbf :') so much love for JK

[SCOOTERBOY40029]

Quality tune!

[convertor93]

i love this... people saying this guy is uneducated are obviously morons!! This is top class as it's taking the piss out of chavs :) i love it keep up the good work

[richyhughes]

Gezza. Spelling mistake. You were attempting to spell geezer. Two Ls in Stella and as a brand name a capital S is required. Paul is a name, pool is the game. No wonder you have an ASBO. No point in getting yourself a fast car because you aren't going anywhere. Stick to using the web for masturbation purposes Bendermino and thanks for inadvertently proving my point. Cock!

[leannad9]

@richyhughes lool u funny fucker lol 

[benjamino1000]

gezza you sound really sad im sorry i'm not a chav but i drink stela im good at paul i like fast cars and i have an asbo and i get called a indie so haha im educated as well

[Verysuperinfamous]

@benjamino1000 i'm sorry is this guy serious ? you are educated ? clearly by your drug addicted mother, your a clown people like you shouldn't have an opinion oh wait you dont because your absolutely oblivious to the fact the only reason your getting ASBO's is because the state are paying for your miserable life, and you make hard working people lives hell. If you had a brain cell maybe you would realise this and start acting like a respectable member of society instead of an ape.

[Gleb1995]

@Verysuperinfamous shutup.

[Verysuperinfamous]

@Gleb1995 No?

[Muherdon]

@benjamino1000 You're a fucking embarrassment. Where exactly were you educated?

[NeXtgeNaRatIoNgAmErZ]

3.40 it say we all living down in tilbory where is that is that place

[mrmeany247]

@NeXtgeNaRatIoNgAmErZ yeh, its in essex, so is southend-on-sea

[rachelroberts79]

I like the Jeremy Kyle reference.. well funny. pmsl.

[rachelroberts79]

i like the Jeremy Kyle reference.. well funny. plsl

[mmurphy0610]

Absolute quality!! LMFAO!

[MrSaintangelus]

war fuels itself this is living proof ;) Chavs arnt known for being insulted and takeing it on the chin Piss take songs = chav voilence at certain groups ;) Gratz on fueling some good old chav rage at emo's and greebs

[nozst0ke]

@MrSaintangelus who gives a fuck about emo's anyway

and greebos will just twat the little fucks

[jaety75]

Lmfao!!! Cried with laughter!!!!!!! I love the original but I love this just as much!

Brilliant,thanks for posting it made a lot of people laugh :)

[Dannyt1997]

i hate this you cant take the piss out of the fucking jbc song

[sambmx382]

@Dannyt1997 its not i dont think thats the point tho i think it is just against chavs if they didn't like the song they wud use summin else

[colinmcrae09]

lol quality made me chuckle ha ha ha

[MrKieranfeeney]

"BUT THE BRUNET HAS GOT IMPLANTS THIS MAKES HER LOOK FITTER N SHE'S SMOKING MALRBERA RED WHICH MEANS SHE TAKES IT UP THE SHITTER" LMAO!

CRIED A LIL AT THAT

[MrKieranfeeney]

BRILLIANT!!!!

[ZaraRave]

haha :')

[jayza22]

You can just tell some cheap chav made this by the shitty mic.

[colinmcrae09]

@jayza22 who cares what he used to record it, its funny as fuck ! snob

[nannon321]

how can you spoil the song like that!

this song is normally so touching..

[25019719]

'Mild herpes on his knackers, quality!!' LOL

[iamSAINT2k9]

And the rent is over 7 months behind, but the landlord is poking mummy so he dont mind ... I WAS IN TEARS WHEN I HEARD THAT!!! omg that was fucking funny!!

[dwl693]

fuckin love it !!! only with a std.

[101Blitz101]

Hahahaha that's hilarious :')

[brendan09901]

i like this song lol even thought im a chav

[aaronbonfield]

love it.

[mrazzledazzle]

stella artois is so good though

[jackdb1998]

47 people have chav builders for dads

[bicycledealer1]

This is fucking brilliant and amazing! A million thumps up!

[bubblegum4040]

wtaf LOL

[thebmxer911]

mc dev v o

[wezznco]

Great stuff! Gota love the cigarette line!..

I'd like to transform into her cigarette myself.. so I can slide between her lips and do some damage to 'er 'ealth.

Too good.

[andaloo]

@mynameisjamesj

lol such a fag

[ElectricPharmacy]

std wi mild herpies on his knackers, quality ROFL, the ford capri is the Prat mobile lol

[wath4x4]

omg this is wank seriously chavs need to grow up and stop doing fucked up spoof vids of brilliant songs

[MrMinima86]

@wath4x4 lmao your thick as shit this is taking the piss not bigging them up you complete and utter fool

[wath4x4]

@MrMinima86 read again u fool i said this vid was fucked up and chavs need to grow up

[m4tty2k9]

ford capri isnt chavy tbh i thinks its quiet a nice looking car looks like an American muscle car :)

[RohanTheTeaLover]

@m4tty2k9 - Chav.

:P

[bordem01234567]

LoL

[Velloboy]

GOT SOME GREAT NEWS!! JUST HEARD Q BUS LOAD OF CHAVS HAS JUST DROVE OFF A CLIFF INTO THE SEA! THE ONLI SAD NEWS ABOUT THAT IS THAT THERE WERE 4 EMPTY SEATS!

[pyronathanpyro]

@Velloboy fuk lol shame it werent a ppl carrier lol

[mhzx10khzfmam2]

my dads hung like b.a. baracus

[thejellyandham]

Love this song

[DemonIcx2009]

lol at 1:29



[bobthetoewinkle]

lol its funny cause the people who are chavs are just nob heads i get called cause i skte by chavs but theres always like 50 of them so i cant fight them lol but i hate chavs sooooo FUCK THEM ALL I FRIGIN HATE THEM NOB NOSHERS SCREW THEM ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TimpBizkit]

The majority of the youtube population are chavs....

[BigSamN311]

@TimpBizkit aye, even though theres only 75mil people in brittan and only like 6million or so of em are chavs, then uve got thye rest of europe and america and korea etc using it aswell....youtube gets 1bil views a day so...thats pretty impossible

[TimpBizkit]

@BigSamN311 A lot of the commenters are....

[oldgreg1800]

CHAV RIGHTS NOW

LMAO FUCK THAT SHOOT THEM ALL

[simonking195]

big up the chavvie din crew

[hisham175]

This pisstake is fucking awsome LOOOOOOOOOOOOL saved it to my fav!!!!

[harrymichaelsansom]

39 chavs watched this video ;)

[Swifty337]

Hilarious :L

[sonney118]

LOVE IT !!!!!!!!!!!

[woohooalex1]

HAHA Class

[BMwarcrimes]

Well funny

[lukem8678]

s**t

[MrMinuz10]

34 chavs disliked.

[tottenhamboy]

fuckin love it haha

[volvoturboman]

Excellent bet that hits home for the poor little chavs pmsl

[gleneth]

hahaha quality!

[MrB1GJ]

Hahaaa Chavs u got owed !!! this is funny ! (:

[callum9812]

@MrB1GJ Owned? ....owned

[mcjuvey1]

im what some people call a "chav" and i think this song is brilliant lol :D

[MrRyanhay1]

i fuckin bet this was a mosher or a emo chavs fuckin rule least we dont cut oursell cunts

[aarongregpon]

@MrRyanhay1 Not all emos cut theirself, only a small percentage of "emos" actually do self harm.

[XxXbabysezXxX]

This Is Sooooo Good " Me And My Dad Sellin A Class " hahaha

Class Cant Get Enuf Of It =]

[JALLFC]

an herpies on his knackers pmsl

[oIBIRAIDx]

Haha, your all just upset that were more popular than you better looking than you and stronger a dress better and well, pretty much ALOT better than you.

FUCKING EMO/MOSHER CUNTS

[Thatsmeyadckheads]

"the rent i ver 7 months behind, but the landlords pokin mummy so he dont mind" legend =D

[BangPopWhoosh]

Nob head ! my dad owns fourty jcb's and he drinks bitter! and yes I work for him!

[zack1667]

And Im Holdin up the pint glass me and my dad drinking stella artois lmao!!

[jjazers]

THIS IS THE BEST BRILLIANT

[Fork841]

the greatest parody ever:D

[backerchewer]

love it n i love chavs cuz i am one lol x x x

[backerchewer]

love it mate n i love chavs coz i am 1

[waferthin99]

prity wikid song :L

[danmasterdan]

best parody ive ever heard!

[DancingErica]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHA Nice one! :)

[dogsdiner]

what is it with nob heads thinging there chav's. im a chav but one when we were first called chav's an it was a dress code thing. these days the chav wonna bes are nothin but common scum you cant even class them as chavs. they have no morals or anythin these days its almost a status simbal witch means f**k all you scumy skets

[tomerescfc]

@dogsdiner people class themselves as a chav but dont do fuck all like most others. just walk around thinking they ard but they aint. Im one myself and pisses me off as people diss chavs cuz they're scared of them and cant do f**k all bout it

[aarongregpon]

@tomerescfc Im sorry if you didnt make the evolutionary leap from homo neanderthal you act like pack animals ffs. You walk around the streets intimidating people because you think you are "well ard init" get a life and a job you fucking disgrace.

[tomerescfc]

@aarongregpon cba with job yet still in skwl

[Parassassin]

@dogsdiner Let me help you out a little bit, on the internet most chavs are easily spotted by the lack of basic literacy skills. Please see below for the basics: Knob Head's Thinking They're I'm And Anything Symbol Which What I can't figure out: wonna bes scumy skets

[AislingOBrienx]

whats a chav:L

[TRiMMEDATK]

@AislingOBrienx

chav stands for council house and violence

[AislingOBrienx]

@TRiMMEDATK ha kwl [by that i mean clever :P] so what chavs are like spicers?

[pavikani]

is there a connection between the chavs and the sarmations of iranian origin? i mean common england was built by the normans of viking descent and the indigenous celtic brains. we all know that the middle easterners and the indians are dumb as fuck. It wouldn't suprise me if there is a connection to these chavs and the pee drinking bastards of the desert.

[Niallissoawesome]

@pavikani No. Chavs are white as snow, but act like they're "proper gangsta".

[jmjlane]

@pavikani most Iranians in the UK get on with going somewhere in life,chavs don`t.

[thejellyandham]

Haha mint

[20mattyk10]

The Blondes Got Great Big Dangly Earings And A Tattoo On Her Arse, But The Brunettes Got Implants That Makes Her Look Much Fitter, And Shes Smokin Marbero Red Which Means She Takes It Up The Shitter, Id Like To Transform Into Her Cigerete Myself, So I Can Slide Between Her Lips And Do Some Damage To Her Health.. LMFAOO CLASSICAL SONG!!

[ninja7070]

Lol nice job chavs are so stupid! :)

[trialsboy95]

love it! its all true :)

[ClaireAndTheRandomn]

hahahahahaahhahahaha

[eaazy1]

haha tune :D

[kk93824]

You actually need qaulifications to get a job at Mcdonalds i think its atleast 5 GSCE's so good luck, chav cum.

[REDnWHITEarmyFTM]

@kk93824

shut it, you joker

[jonnysniper123]

hahaha so well written! fockin love it mate!

[jayllandudno]

legendary

[MrPinkeydude]

a chav life born normal turns 12 becomes a cock dick cunt chav smokes weed fag 24/7 skipped school life job mc Donald finds out he/ she has no future

[ghostmaker9394]

@MrPinkeydude dont be silly they dont get a job :L giroking B-) hahaha

[theglitcher3451]

CHAVS OWN YOU CUNTS FUK OFF

[s8tank]

@theglitcher3451 Fuck you coucil house wanker, see where you get in 10 years. no where, dole cunt

[MrPinkeydude]

@theglitcher3451 chavs wish they did

[ugp4130]

lol quality!

[jakepatrix]

brilliance. sheer brilliance

[shlem12]

chavs are better then the lot of u cunts.. so FUCK U

[usb908]

@shlem12 nop chavs are just scum who binge drink and have no future at all

[LiVeXb0X]

@shlem12

ERE DIKED I RAIT AGREE WI YOU. ME AND ME MATES BEAT UP AN OLD LADY AND NICKED ALL ER MONEY. IT WER A FUCKIN LAUGH.

Like hell. Please, you; and for that matter the rest of the chavs who live in this country are just idiotic scum who will be stuck with Ecstacy and McDonalds for the rest of their life. Wheras those who work hard in life, get a degree in medicine and work as a GP subsequently they get around £70,000 a year. Beats the measly £12,000 paid by McDonalds doesn't it.

[lenskittylitter]

I work for the BBC, so wish i could get this some air time.

[Arcto]

@lenskittylitter

Your probably a low level clerk, or the person who gets the coffee. Otherwise you could actually get this some airtime.

[noginbops]

nickster are u actually aspaz ur tryin to dis chavs and u cant even spell chav learn to spell yeh ha

[noginbops]

nickester cant even spell chavs lmao (chaves) dont diss chavs wen u cant even speel it u spaz

[mrrocker1993]

@noginbops speel? wtf dude! you just moaned at someone about there spelling and yet you, yourself cant spell? this is fucking legand! watching chavs try to fight back when there all total knobs :)

[EmmaGeeX123]

:L! haha this is good ;D

[burnzgotshot]

if you think of yourself as a chav then you may as well be an emo, whatever any of that means.

great parody by the way

[raadytits]

Smoking marlboro reds which means she takes it up the shitter, lol'd

[shlem12]

theres nowt wrong with chavs you pricks

[TomMackio]

@shlem12 Nah - chavs are sh!t.

[nikkster96]

yeahhh stupid chaves!!

[livfc94]

Great parody

[Brum2k9]

yo nout rong wid chavs dikheds!!! SUK OUT PUSSYOLES!!!

[gannon44]

loooooooool this is fucking jokes

[TheScrawnyboy]

BRILLIANT...............Love it mate

[gingergazza92]

that was great lol

[jamesmightbeawesome]

haha all the argument about Capri and Xr3 it says them both deaf mofo's cant we all just say its fuckin hilarious and thats it lol

CHAV=WASTEEEEE

[thezs1]

You are an excellent lyricist.

[crabpal5]

And shes smoking marlboro red so she takes it up the shitter LOOOOOOOL

[rumblyblu]

@crabpal5 ahahahaha fucking rofl!! ahahaha roflcopterer lmfao boss u cool man omfg shitter marlboro ahaha azbo!

[jeebly4ever]

killed :(

[shaneik91]

we hate chavs and leave this vid alone u pikeys

[aqworldzrenegade71]

@shaneik91 fuck off u nob

[aqworldzrenegade71]

@shaneik91 fuck off u twat ya wouldnt say that if u were round my way

[airmax67899]

@shaneik91 stfu nod

[blazerafe]

he says both capri and xr3 jeeze

[NEZODOTTKIDD]

both good motor's you fucking PRICK!

[CJOKUSAP]

he said "ford capri", you deaf bastards.

[tippiteboi]

hahahahahah this is funny as fuck. cannot stop laughing xD

[DynamoChickenKievs1]

I come from Essex

[MagicOfTheHeart]

haha love it :L funny as :P x

[treevana]

about 2:50 he says capri

[lughf4]

@gt4driftster are u disabled ^o) hmm probally :/ he said XR3 not capri u disabled chav =P

[gt4driftster]

seriously? ford capri? i doubt a chavs EVER heard of, dont affend the poor car EVER again please :) thanks.

[mrquest2010]

F$cking great love it. NICE ONE BROTHER

[4809gadget]

Excellent! Thanks for sharing; it made me LOL

[Karrll44505]

Trendies, are acturly alright if you spend the time to get to know them?

All they do is dress odd, they dont go around steeling cars and mugging old lady cause there pissed of a £1.25 bottle of cider.

But this is an amazing song, its funnyyyy mann.

[donstars86]

magic chavs for life

[joolspirog]

So damn funny but it has it's irony too as much is so very true of what life is like for some. I laughed but also made me remember what those kids were like at school, bright but never tested or given a chance. Thanks for this guys,

[toddster87]

Chav's are bad, but u no who I hate? Trendies. I hate trendies so much, with there long curly hair, skinny jeans, and pork pie hats/trilbys. I would skalp the fucking lot of them if I could get away with it.