Tutorial

[vijeiL]

though, was funny, and somewhat the truth about marketing your product-i am sure you all came here to view this video just because the chest scene shown in the thumbnail o f the video....ok...dont get angry and try to be just honest. if you feel cheated, blame on yourself that you were attracted towards something ...that turned as an illusion... it happens in real life too...sometimes...even on a very small level...with everyone of us!!

[neilpatterson20]

fucking german cunt



[TheHunte696]

No boobs...?

[Taobaak0]

EWWW GUY BOOBS!!

[mam2z]

I clicked just to laugh at the dislikes

[BADASSGANGSTAR]

2:16.. here it is... what you came for

[SharkEmpire]

ur a gay fag idiot

[treszsen]

i have to stop doing this!!!!!!!!!

[kalyanteja]

u suck bro ?

[willibishi]

U mad, bro?

[SK84L1F3123]

Yes and picture?????

[YayForCoD]

can anyone else hear his fucking leather jacket the whole time?

[NuevoReNovado]

yeaaaah man boobs :DDDDD

[NuevoReNovado]

@NuevoReNovado what!?

[glottis5]

this man looks like the biggest douchebag in the world

[DukeHacks]

Watch my hacking videos!

[IgNaZzZiO1990]

What? No boobs? That's disappointing.

[pazzo021]

thumbs up that you clicks this video because the boobs

[samat94]

how much money did you earn just from this video?

[alrshady1]

هههههه

[MrClintEastwood90]

thumps up if you came here because of boobs :D

[FullMetalJackSquat]

ÅϟϟĦѺℒ€  ϟ℃♓ℳṲ☾Ḱ

[thelightshadoow80]

كس اختك

[PGWINNTRAVELS]

That's pretty funny! How do you make money from your video? I want to do that!

[kafsalon97420]

j'aime baiser les beurettes AND YOU ? ? ?

[rororigo52]

i like it :) nice video dude

[TheNoobkiller56]

ummmmmmm.......WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!

[DanD3Man]

This is helpful somehow

*peace*

[ibbexlion]

i saw a boobie thats why i clicked o.o!

[desireemaganda]

Watta Fuck!!! Fuck this video!!! what kind of tutorial is this....???!!!!

[TheEvilCouncill]

If its a shitty video, stop watching and commenting on it, you are giving him money.

[RobertE63]

@TheEvilCouncill funny thing about advice. people tend to distribute it, yet not listen to it themselves. Thanks for the view and the comment. And... it's not really so shitty a video. I was making fun of another video to make a point. which I did. It's worth the crap comments when I know that at least a small percentage get it.

[TheEvilCouncill]

@RobertE63 I didn't say it was shitty though, you make a good point and the fake accent was funny :)

[delawarespeedway26]

it was a good video but it s kind of boring but thanks for makeing the the time to make the video

[longsolid9]

Everyone here clicked because they saw cleavage. I clicked because I thought it was an imitation of a cleavage and wanted to see what it really was.

[RobertE63]

@WBTBWBmusic Good to know.

[parkourninja619]

Wat the fuk is ur problem

[MrG4H]

get the fuck out

[dcdevil151]

Ha, loved this.

[SuperKodak101]

i enjoyed this like for real thanks man :)

[RobHM8]

FUCK YOU

[RobertE63]

@RobHM8 oh, and all caps, too. you must really mean it. I love you, too. Thanks for subscribing, btw.

[iluv2shop2000]

@RobertE63 your a sicko !!!!!!!!!!!!!1your, what, fifty ? GET A LIFE DUDE !

[RobertE63]

@iluv2shop2000 you're telling me to get a life? interesting. you are commenting on something that took me 15 minutes four years ago that now pays my rent... my life is pretty awesome. I got a life. 50 is freaking awesome

[geppegep]

@RobertE63 wait what you got significant money for this? then Raywilliamjohnson must be a fucking billionaire!

[RIZZFTW]

@RobertE63 Too bad bro, somebody and one day is gonna FLAG this video

[jasmine253641]

@RobHM8 cala

[dnpnunes]

if you just watch this because the thumbnail click like...

[TheBeeStew]

hey the gay bar called they want you back

[RobertE63]

@TheBeeStew Gosh that's a good one! thanks for taking time out from your Mensa meeting. it really is appreciated.

[MasterFireraptor]

i have instant love for u

[fransamson]

@nathanieldurkin1

6. Use porn thumbnails

[sammour2011]

THAT'S IT!!! AM DONE BEING SCREWED BY YOUTUBE'S THUMBNAILS!! >=(

[RobertE63]

@sammour2011 No. you are not. you will be fooled again.

[Indoorjacob]

We want the tits!

[RobertE63]

@Indoorjacob All the internet is available and you seriously think youtube is the best place to see nudity? really? Maybe you might consider using google and searching for porn or even "tits"

Just something to consider

[hpguy99]

you are a raging homosexual

[RobertE63]

@hpguy99 Raging indicates anger. I'm curious why a self declared 15 year old muslim boy would be attracted to this video in the first place.

[ZootsuitRiot88]

I was watching the "anatomical tutorial during a trans-nasal endoscopy" while the 3 y-o is singing "sex pistols" or "the pizza song" in the bath. However, since you looked like my high school boyfriend, the lead singer of Whipping Boy", opening for such class acts as GBH, Circle Jerks and DK, I thought I'd let ya know there a guy in SF that can take care of the creak in that mighty new leather jacket, all right, the point is break it in or put some leather creame on it, dude :R

[RobertE63]

@ZootsuitRiot88 Jacket's older than you are. No creme, thanks for the comment

[rasmusazu]

Im disappointed :( I saw boob rubbing and i end up with a leather wearing drunk

[Lidendel30]

hey flaco sos un fraca haciendo esto

[zeasend]

you look like the gayboy freddie mercury

[Westfall5152]

heyy i like this video :) nice job man

[JoserRocksDawg]

Flag :)

[TownBrownDown]

Well maybe the way he knows your wearing leather underwear is because you can hear a damn squeak every time you move

[mrsupercrazy100]

@nathanieldurkin1 LOL THATS GREAT

[Ruffduty]

drugs really fucked you up

[xBL4CKx0PSx]

So true

[5560angel]

I made over $20,000.00 Last Week From Internet Marketing.

To Find Out How Go To My Profile Page and Find My URL

I Want You To Be Your Own Superstar !!!

[evotherapper]

hello im an underground rapper tryin to make something out my life could you just check me out and tell me what you think, thanks SUBSCRIBE or friend me if you like my music thanks

[Ryotema]

looks like a retard

[GBillups15]

GODAMMIT ROBERT,WHERE ARE THE TITS!?

[RobertE63]

@nathanieldurkin1 interesting how you've analyzed my outfit right down to leather underwear. into fetish are you? Spread the word to all your bondage and S & M buddies. Thanks

[nathanieldurkin1]

@RobertE63 I had a lucky guess on the leather underwear, but if you own anything that is not leather than I forgive you, ha (that includes: car, furniture, house, etc).

I don't have any S & M friends unless you mean Sarcastic & Magnificent. Take care :)

[MegaThangal]

WTF 9.304.061 views?!

[RobertE63]

@MegaThangal You think you're surprised? Join the (large) club

[k01dsv]

@MegaThangal look at the down rates;)

[DMJBWKZ06]

GAY

[RobertE63]

@DMJBWKZ06 usually people with insightful comments like this are battling their inner demons.

[BlatantlyBritt]

I enjoyed the video.. and laughed. Glad you finally stopped with the accent, but understood the point. Pretty girls with ridiculous accents seem to get a shit load of views. Something about appearing more stupid that gets guys hoping there will be a nip slip or something. I don't know.. but I liked the vid! ;-)

[Rob1963]

@BlatantlyBritt Thanks Brittany. 

[HelloSexyMiss]

Thumbs up if you're watching this with opera :DD

[CreatingProblem4Life]

@orox6661 i found all 6..... i turned my screen upside down. so i found manny manny manny 6

[orox6661]

@CreatingProblem4Life

lol

[CreatingProblem4Life]

@orox6661  haha

[HalomasterA69]

DAMMIT! fucking thumbnail got me again....

[BALTOSTheGreat]

2:22 Because you are gay... Where's the cookie?

[shaswatism]

leura.... futtttttttt.......

[BarbaraMParis]

I was waiting for the boob tutorial =( LOL

[IGUANABOB777]

This guy' s dumb-ass!

[christxstar]

youtube.com/watch?v=CANbBLv-Gl­g

[jlcloco]

I can´t hear u talk over the screeching of your gayish leather jacket

[joshpugfan]

@jlcloco lmao i had to laugh so hard after reading your comment and then watching the screeching again.. lol

[Shinelikealight]

Shittest video I have EVER seen.

[RobertE63]

@Shinelikealight wow, thank you. I think to reach the pinnacle in any direction is quite an achievement. woo hoo. Go me.

[Shinelikealight]

@RobertE63 Good reply :p

[UMP700]

Happy about all the thumbs down?

[RobertE63]

@UMP700 doesn't really matter to me. people are entitled to their opinions. Not like I put much thought into this video, and it took me like 15 minutes almost four years ago. Surprised it has all the views, but I'll keep cashing the checks. Thanks for the comment.

[UMP700]

@RobertE63 Well thanks for making me laugh! U stupid fag

[sonatakrump]

@RobertE63 Although I clicked the thumb down, you are an awesome person. For expressing yourself without caring about any audience.

[Nightskyse]

@RobertE63 Wow man, I just discovered this video and ill give you thumbs up.

To delete it.

[bagarmossen128]

only fags enjoys this video

[RobertE63]

@bagarmossen128 glad to entertain you. thanks for the comment.

[unoder]

@RobertE63

"glad to entertain you"

rofl.

[Pabesk]

Fuck off.

[cheezkillah1]

3,514 people wanted boobies

[WTFirfan]

I came here looking for boobies.. then I watched the whole video. Why did I do that? :s

[CellularSedative]

Win. :)

[TekX420Cal]

9,094,981 people are all mentally damaged...lol

[RobertE63]

@TekX420Cal I do what I can to contribute to society

[huggy68]

this shows u that boobs run the world this fucker has 9,091,138 views and i know for a fact that 95 percent of the people that clicked on this wanted to see some tits lmfao

[abc5003]

get to the chopa!!!

[toniistcool]

deine mutter

[deekeeley83]

What a dick.

[RobertE63]

@DragonBall2121 um, it's at 2:15. Thanks for the awesome comment.. 

[DragonBall2121]

@RobertE63 eww

[TheGrimstalker]

lol 9 million views

[lehapankov]

9 mils views, you are amazing

[309tty]

@superfredrik123 dam how the hell did that hapen

[ajlaxmn]

Cleavage thumbnails are like the government, they screw you everytime.

[RobertE63]

@ajlaxmn resistance is futile

[saintsFlow]

how to get alot of views:

1. pervert title

2. pervert video picture

[RobertE63]

@saintsFlow That can work up to a certain point, but there are lots of videos with those elements that don't get over a couple thousand views. There has to be something there that people will share/talk about after they view the video. I mean, this video has a pervy thumbnail image, but the title doesn't indicate foul content.

[incrediablelove]

3436 people dislike this video after they click on the video, and saw that "old man" on the screen.

[ultramanballs]

alls i hear is leather

[RobertE63]

@ultramanballs Some people are into that.

[cprALexe]

@RobertE63 no

[sune1112]

LOL did he do those boobs? fuck i failed big time

[TylerVanStompU]

BEWBS BEWBS BEWBS awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww­w

[mracer1380]

chuck norris dont need an accent.

[RobertE63]

@mracer1380 He also doesn't need YouTube

[RamieMuta]

Get dressed, get out, and get laid? Waste = mute.

[RobertE63]

@RamieMuta I'm trying to figure out if your comment had anything to do with my video..

[Osiris1337x]

How many people were brought here by the thumbnail?

[RobertE63]

@Osiris1337x I think just you and one other guy.

[wealldieeventually]

@Osiris1337x all of them.

[Fujlil]

LOL!

[ruyguy9]

did i just clic on the link because i saw a pic of moobs? D:

[ALMAGHOOOOOOL]

is the video slow ! or i have slow internet >>> why he talks like that ?

[JayJoo58]

Whats that for a shit ? its terrible ! go an spring from the sky

[RobertE63]

@JayJoo58 I wish I knew what that meant. spring from the sky? huh?

[JayJoo58]

@RobertE63

i mean kill yourself !

[bettum78]

dude, you're a douche!!!!!

[sean3ooo]

Damn

gay cunt

(south park voice)

I WANT MY BOOBS

[elgallazo1]

thats gay

[miamiwax]

were you in mad max: enter the thunderdome??

[KarmerKurtz]

irish accent.

[DayJay420]

I came for bewbs!!!!!!!!!!

[CudOfCow]

Youtube videos of people talking to themselves in the mirror?

[tksaimon]

gay

[vinstar1978]

You can be a good show host...

[Shadowhand37]

3368 people like to masterwank on youtube ಠ_ಠ



[aviamotors]

get the fuck out of here!!!!!!!1

[FLO31]

i'll never get those 4 minutes of life back...

[FREAKS544]

TITORIAL.

[samelfares]

¬¬

patetico

[chris91wd]

aww i wanted boobies

[RobertE63]

@chris91wd I'm with you. Most people want them 'cause they are fun.

[RobertE63]

@chris91wd Perhaps you should consider a dating website instead of YouTube. But don't make "I want boobies" your ice breaker; it probably won't endear you to your date. 

[k4r41903k4rt4l]

oPfa

[KubaneziAHG]

Are you drunk :O ?

[NiggazWannaShootGunz]

german?

[london4me1]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH LOL

[Ecardz]

3339 boners just died :3

[SiT1986]

You should write a book on "how to hide fatty man tits"

It will sell in America. Trust me.