TotalBiscuit vs Battle.net

[shunkwugga]

TB needs to commentate horse races.

[Nur4mon]

0:51 scheiße?! :D i lold @ his "awesome -_-" 0:58 xD

[DaWanderer]

Feels Good Man 1:00

[niteterror2k7]

this is what i do on the loading screen sometimes lol, i love commentating random things.

[cjlllatt]

that moment when you turn up the volume slowly because you get caught up in his commentary even though it's something ridiculous.

[gamingandfun]

BOLLOCKS!

[Amidimaru]

i lol'd so hard

[Prominence580]

what is that song he's singing? its been ringing in my head for days since this video. I just can't remember the title..

[UnwrittenSymphony]

@Prominence580 Westlife - Oh Mandy... Ugh, had to admit that I knew it. :*(

[PraetoriaxNL]

Damn commented the wrong video.

[PraetoriaxNL]

That laugh is more infectous than the common cold...

[anathilm]

lol i love the way it just ends on "BOLLOCKS"

[JohnneiGaming]

This is the first time I got excited about loading bars xD

[myminion74]

0.0 what did i just watch?

[DarkFireBlade25]

lol i like ur singing xD

"BOLLOCKS" LOL

[Fraxxxi]

0:52 so he knows german after all

[Ashybearification]

Haha TB is fantastic

[Grannymuncher]

i want the beta portraits back T_T

[FC360D]

All I can think of saying is brilliant

[TheSomeone154]

Why doesn't TB feature this or something on shit channel LOL.

[Go4TheKneez]

@TheSomeone154 Because it's not him ...

[Ringkir]

Lol

[Morkhaz]

..... God i love Tb.

[Ellina80]

i think my heartbeat raced abit between 0:08 and 0:48 :D

[Abtacha666]

Does he actually says "scheiß"? ^^

[bennettrr]

This was awesome, thank you TotalBiscuit. :D

[fiver1niner]

@bennettrr this isnt his channel

[bennettrr]

@fiver1niner

That's okay, it's an awesome video by (or featuring) Totalbiscuit but hosted by BaldXP.

I'm cool with that. Thanks for posting it.

[000Achmed]

the most exciting moment of loading screens in my life

[RadBrad13]

Bollocks. Makes me proud to be British. :L

[hytonightful]

that baneling portrait looks better than the one we have now

[Battleschnodder]

scheiss

[UnabridgedHero]

Is that the real MoMaN?

[ruscour023]

@UnabridgedHero I would highly doubt it.

[Fonjask]

@Nickmorama Obvious non-constructive criticism is obvious. Also, TB doesn't read comments, his mods do. Therefor, THEY block people, not TB.

[Naeux]

@Nickmorama Being genereally annoying and speaking in all caps, hmm I wonder why you got banned...

[muninen]

@Nickmorama "ALL BOYCOTT TB!!!"

Ain't happening bro.

[BlackPhoenix00280]

God, I read all those comments and all, and yet come 0:17, it STILL took me forever to figure out that sound was the video, not my computer! Idiot...

[monicadk0215]

@BlackPhoenix00280 Lol, I know. I was looking around to see what came unplugged.

[nakosos]

ahahahah xD that was so funny xD

[goinbonkers202]

what video was this from

[adecoy95]

hemad

[Cynfidel]

0:18, I was all lookin' around like "Uhh, what the hell did I just unplug?"

[Biznaylor]

LOL LMFAO that his hillarious well done total!!!

[Dev1ned]

lol 0:17 . I was like, hee? did i touch my cables with my legs or somethin lol

[Attest2Sin]

Mega-lols

[sliceandice2]

that was so intense i was wetting myself to see who would win

[glofuss1]

haha he says scheiß XD

[dan7eG]

that was awesome :O

[DjSmileyFace11]

nice fight :/

[Ubtastic]

I love the fact that he starts singing Barry Manilow :P

[KoalaSnufflies]

I want to marry TB. The singing totally put the nail in the coffin.

[Martintheauthor]

@KoalaSnufflies Sadly he's already married.

[KoalaSnufflies]

@Martintheauthor *sigh* This I know... Ah well.

[bluey1695]

only TB will make this exciting

[Kraurion]

0:17 i thought my printer just disconnected XD

[KoalaSnufflies]

@Kraurion lol I know right?!?!?

[wowbigfannilud]

sheiz thats my fav word from him

[zwabTheRealOne]

@wowbigfannilud It's actually Scheiß, which is german for shit

[solutionsplease]

hjahahahahahahahahhahaha 

[Xam202099]

EPIC

[TheFirewolfism]

BOLLOCKS LOL

[NeroVurilProductions]

Good game? XD

[nickZuno]

LMAO ROFLAMINGO AHAHAHAHA

[ExizerChrono]

total biscuit should write a song about this seriously lol I love that last part XD

[alondite1]

So... much... win...

[MrSCPhoenix]

i saw this live ^^ i was literally rofling hardcore xD wish i had recorded his starcraft paint awesomeness at the I40 that was even better then this :P want to see that again so bad x)

[Superfreak937]

Only tb could make a loading screen interesting.

[jelloicecream]

lol tb's commentary makes anything watchable

[MissFeiht]

Szajs :D

[DaBoSS25]

Everyone else is loading...Zyphist doesn´t.... SCHEISSE... xD

lol you made my day xD

[gravehalo]

wow that was the best thing that i have heard all day!

[cowfordflorida1]

oh my god. i had watched your thing teaching that gear and you were pretty cool, but after watching this you're nothing short of amazing, subbed

[Speelsie]

awesome video

[palo425]

i wonder what totalbiscuit looks like

[jkaplonek]

@palo425 Search youtube for "TotalHalibut" to find his youtube channel, then watch the video where he plays SC2 against Lisa Nova, and you can see what he looks like! ^_^

[Ardevon2367]

@palo425 There is loads of vids on his channel showing his face.

[Alan27Jorn]

Two people are smeg-heads.

[iAmSiklee]

Best SC2 commentator... 

[bobreeda]

Huzzah for the cynical Brit!

[chanarien]

i think this is the funnyes thing ive ever seen in my life

[BaldXP]

Cut the dumb posts about me being TotalBiscuit, I can only dream of reaching his level of awesomeness.

[cotarna]

@BaldXP Thanks for uploading it at least, and I really thought it was my computer at 0:17 XDXD

[DarkJ0007]

1:21 ftw!

[Waaagh83]

lol xD

[Gamer777777]

Better than husky and hd vids!

xD

[Muck006]

That sounds like ...

- the MIDI ring games we had with 3 hours of trying and trying to make it work for some hours or

- Duke Nukem, where everyone had to be present to start a multiplayer match (and where you always hate the guy who forgot to pull out his Windows key and accidentally pressed it!)

[Irvandus]

Someone needs to start a loading bar competition. Maybe would could get ESPN to put it on.

[Sund3th]

Love it becuse i was playing that game :)

[FerraThePrower]

Words cannot express how awesome TB is, I can't stop watching this video.

[sulfuras24]

I do this while playing League of Legends

[killerkerara]

LOL this is hilarious xD

[TheLithon]

LOL Funny, TotalBiscuit is the best!!!

[Rage487]

2 people had their computers up-side down.

[m3sr3d]

how could 1 person dislike this EPIC commentary!!! :D

[illas]

Win.

[ChiefHawkwind]

hahah totally epic!

[buechsederpandora]

did he actually say "Scheiße"? :D

Love Total Biscuit <3

[Slebebebe]

win

[hjglnb]

I'll never look at loading bars the same.

[iFYMxDRKNSFALLS]

If you want intense loading bars have a medium good computer and load BF2.

[MrWoWNED]

if he's praying to the gods he is praying to himself

[adyboss10]

lol rofl lol this waas the funniest loading screen evah!

[skexone]

total biscuit is a god.

[Joiio]

Hahahaha !!!

[Noahmailloux7]

LOLOLOL LIKED AND FAVED

[SandersonG1992]

this is the best loading screen ive ever spent 25 seconds looking at

[Tofos94]

hahaha xXDD

[MauroR077]

I can't believe it lol, you're entertaining also in front of a loading bar. Ahahaha

[XmortdreadX]

omg that was fucking funny as hell

[wesik06]

pure epic

[zyosgaming]

legend 

[ShadowCrashed81]

Total Biscuit: The only man who can make loading bars exciting.

[sango213]

@ShadowCrashed81 so true....and every who has the attention span to read that knows it...and even those who don't

[nazgresh]

Rofl love the whole thing especially the singing

[Muzhroomcult]

hahah awsome :D

[theonetruephil]

EPIC!

[galaxycui]

big laugh for bolllocks. Omg I can't stop my laughing

[buldren0101]

lol bollocks. I'm not British, but I know what that means xP

[michaelprice74]

goooooooooooooal

[TheBazhir]

Battle.net is like the Vista of Battle.net

Eventually they'll write a 3.0 and problems will be solved.

[dbddbddbz]

feels good, man

[SuperAbutler]

BOLLOCKS!



[Dynamicedeception]

Zyphist is me =( I was trying to turn off the caster stream so I wouldn't know what the other team is doing okay!

[Monstructer]

I love it.

[Sleetblind]

IT'S SO TRUE!

[kyylawl]

HAHAHAHA ITS BISCUIT

[Minifisen]

haha so awesome xD

[koishua]

feels good man

[Advenger22]

lol, poor battlenet. It's okay *pat* atleast Frank Pearce loves you.

[Stevezftw]

LOL.

[Banc2008]

haha hilarious

[VerderfMKII]

haha awesome stuff :D

[zap2111]

Make more vids man, that was awesome =D

[SlikElgeron]

Oh battle.net, you came and you found me a ga-eme.

AND THEN YOU PROVED YOURSELF INCREDIBLY LAME!

[VernePhilleas]

i loved the "bollocks" interjection at end. that's gotta be favorite top-notch interjection.

[PWUNSBK]

why are you saying "scheisse" ;o? this is german language ;o and it means "shit"

[MindstormXL]

Heh this video was actually featured on Blue Plz!

[8DX]

Represent...

[wwwdude1]

Terrible, Terrible damage!

[muertomako]

Best Shoutcaster in the bizz ladies and gentleman. This guy is brilliant

[Threvlin]

Best commentary ever? Or BESTEST?!

[Eduardomsc]

TB's loading bar commentating skills are beyond amazing.

[TravManUK]

I was on the edge of my seat!

[Cricz]

Hah, I remember that moment. It was just too much fun for words. :-) Go go TB!

[Battlechoir5]

Scheiss :'D

so funnny

[DIchronicaddict]

Amazing.

[TheRealMaxion]

TB liked and favorited this video himself, so I doubt he'll want it removed ;)

Pretty epic video I'd say.

[COldfusionstorm]

ahahahahah!, INcredible!, this was AWESOME!. Srsly, im gonna buy a pack og biscuits, and every time anyone QQ im going to say:Have a TotalBiscit, and Cross fingers for 2.0

[strosk]

This made my day.

[Reneg4dez]

Feels good man.

[kantarell50]

This is the GREATEST thing on youtube.



[liacart]

Need to do a full song about battlenet 2.0 TB :p

Also more loading bar commentary is needed i am very satisfied with the 1:25 i spent watching this :D

[MultiMangs]

hahahahahahahaha

[volborg1000]

so made of win

[Crispin83]

And then you proved yourself incredible LAME! \o/

[CloneReeves]

hahaha, :D 4v4 its the future!

[MelodyStark]

lmfao! I love you TB

[Fangman2150]

hehe, the ending was the best. Bit of a sing-song then "bollocks"

[conker1987]

That's. Fucking. Awesome.

[conker1987]

@conker1987 LOL I love the end "Bollocks"

[kharn109]

lol!



[Kaireg]

I will keep saying this. TB can make anything sound epic.

Signed Eon/Kadon.

[OriginAtrocity]

@Kaireg I have to agree. TB's commentary is so epic, he can keep people engaged while watching a LOADING SCREEN. Yes, I'm aware it sounded something like a Chuck Norris fact... but we all watched it, right? :P