Nostalgia Critic - The Care Bears Movie

[Silentsniper711]

Lord of the rings reference. Yay.

[doomdood183]

The kid didn't say the words when he opened the book! Klaatu barada nikto!

[mrjakeisnumber1]

OH GOD, HE TURNED THEM INTO YOU TUBE COMMENTORS! XD

[E07WORLD]

WHAT? No Drawn Together Refference?

[spiderjerusalem100]

12:44 "PFFT! Well fuck caring!"

Just made me spit out my coffee.

[SSBBfangirl1]

I literally lol at 3:19-3:22

[letsmudkip]

Anyone else think the ringleader looks like Morshu from Faces of Evil?

[BTIsaac]

You know I didn't notice that last line from Cherrywood the first time I watched this review. I still found out he was Nicholas on my own, it was that obvious. Silly cliches.

[999museftw]

9:26 FTW

[dietargo]

The book reminds me of the chick from cybermorph

[nullusnecro]

"Everybody needs friends..." No they don't.

[paradisecity0406able]

Friends, stalkers, it's all good LOL

[JackNapierVlog]

11:21 "Steal form them..." He really sucks at grammer and spelling doesn't he?

[tourettesfan1000]

On Bloods!

On Crips!

On Sunshine Bears!

What the Fuck?!

You Pussy Ass Nigga!

[mocsecdgos]

1:20 Lol Sandusky.

[Thifer3520]

The pedo Mr. Cherrywood joke is the only thing I came here to see! XD

[JOHN073100]

12:40 when I get my braces off....

[robertsfunny1995]

I never understood the care bear stare thing, first off, they're not staring, they're shooting something out of their stomachs, in fact they usually have their eyes closed. And on top of that, what's it supposed to do? Like does it really physically harm them?

[robertsfunny1995]

How come most of his Twilight jokes are in the this review and his review of Care Bears 2? I mean, I know a lot of reviewers have a few Twilight jokes, but it seems like Doug has the majority of his in this one, like the one about the evil book, and the one where Mr. Cherrywood was a vampire, and the one where Christy was riding on DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARKHEA­AAAAAAAAAAAART, when he was transformed into a wolf.

[timeparadox888]

When FiM is over Lauren Faust should reboot this into something awesome, too.

[GordonMc100]

i cared before i watched this film

[AnimeSeigneurMatt]

11:21 Steal 'form' them if you must.

Im actualy glad he mispels alot of stuff; gives me a excuse to do the same;)

[TheImperfectPro]

I watched this in class and couldn't stop laughing! xD I'd watch his reviews all my life.

[regiroiseel]

Oh god I was dying.

Wait. That's not Braveheart at the window. That's Pedobear waiting to happen.

[jmoncada06]

when he first mentioned the pink elephant and booze i thought of the pink elephants scene in dumbo

[sarablack10]

This is the BEST Nostalgia Critic review EVER.

[LewisDavies2007]

"Aw, this is why you never had a friend in your life!" LOL

[ThatFreakWhoHauntsU]

im actually quite surprised he didnt talk about the chase scene through the carnival.

[ThatFreakWhoHauntsU]

13:51 then that probably explains why the emperor didnt scare me so much...

[astrangeone]

Oh god, the oral sex joke was priceless. :) *snicker*

[ztslovebird]

Weird question; who is Mr. Cherrywood's wife? Is she Kim all grown up?

[randomnchan15]

lol I used to love care bears now I'm just trying to froget them and the bullying the caused me to go though

[HankADT666]

The green face in the vid reminds me of the AVGN green face "where did you learn to fly"

[Brickmaster4496]

That face in the book reminds me of Ventress. (From Star Wars: The Clone Wars)

[ojiisanhikui]

Title song by Carole King. Additional songs by John Sebastian. How the mighty have fallen.

We will now observe a moment of silence for the careers of these 2 icons of the '70s.

[SantaFishes101]

Where did you learn to fly?

[SantaFishes101]

... I used to love this movie when I was little. ;__;

[MegaMariofan01]

4:44 The Dark Prognostic?

[drhploveboat]

quiet, or I will smack you with my ring hand!!

[dnmstarsi]

@WhatsAYak where did you learn to be an asshole?

[mwregents101]

Can I please blow up this massive load of Technicolor vomit? PLEASE?! i'm in genuine pain from watching this.

[SoulRprMax]

Nicholas kinda looks like a blonde version of the 11th doctor...

[sonicsaiyan07]

My older sister had this movie for her then young Daughter, and I kinda liked watching it as a kid...I was a boy in the 1st grade. If you wanna start trollin, go ahead I dare you, I DOUBLE dare you motha--

Autarch of Flame/Nostalgia Critic: Hey, that is MY line

[cheetah465]

Hey, love and tol- oh wait. Wrong cartoon that was once fail and is now "SO AWESOME!!!". Oh wait. Care Bears still kind of sucks.

[WhatsAYak]

That evil book looks/sounds like the face from that Atari Jaguar game Cybermorph ("Where did you learn to fly?").

[SantaFishes101]

@WhatsAYak yes!! xD

[TheTwiliOutlawTwilia]

I completely lost it during the whole "When I killed you brother, I talked, Just.Like. THIIIIIIIIS!"

XD

[TheTwiliOutlawTwilia]

@HeavenlyLee XD (its alright)

[TheInfiniteAmo]

This is just... painful to watch.

Time for a game of disappearing self respect

[dnmstarsi]

Nicholas Cherrywood: A man who unleashed hell and touched half of these children and he's okay with that

[FamousAquaDragon]

Time for a game of "Disappearing Bears"!!!

[ladyofthewilds]

The taste the raimbow Mothafucka!!!!

i said that to my friend once while i was eating Skittles :)

[staporinac]

2.45 - Controversy?

[GurahkWeavile]

@staporinac Y'know, for kids!!

[staporinac]

What year is this?

[OwlEye2010]

I would love to see him do an 1980s MLP vs 2010 MLP video.

[TheTwiliOutlawTwilia]

So Mr. Cherrywood is Nicholas? Huh! Now I know.

[HeavenlyLee]

@TheTwiliOutlawTwilia And knowing is half the battle! (sorry, had to do it. XD )

[DoctorReflux]

"Oh no he turned them into Youtube commenters"

HAHAHAHA......wait

[Katcam007]

The taste the raimbow Mothafucka part made my week.

[chris241418]

the begging song reminds me of the song in the fairly odd parents movie with the clown 

[icarly6342]

15:45 Hugs and Tugs lost there tummy symboles that they had in 16:33 (Look close it comes and goes fast)

[nyg1781]

11:16 the word FROM is mis-spelled hahaha

[nyg1781]

Tenderheart = Rudolph, as both are voiced by Billie Mae Richards. Seriously, WTF?

[hahavishnu7465]

The kids who stopped caring... Why do they remind me of people who were once smoking addicts? Probably because they found out about the care bears. Care Bears are like a dying lung, you won't know about it until you get an x-ray.

[1234crazyworld]

12:38 TASTE THE RAINBOW MOTHAFUCKA!!! looool

[pokemonftw198]

i know i'm nitpicking, but i noticed he said 9.95 and he wrote 9.99, sorry for nitpicking

[1joewoodham]

taste the rainbow muthafucker

[MrPedros1989]

Awwww crap, I knew Critic had some problems with spelling (as he mentioned himself) and I found small mistake. 11:21, bottom text- it's written FORM instead of FROM. Nevermind, he still kicks ass! :)

[horroraddict001]

It's probably just the way he edited the clips and I can't be first to point this out but at 2:51 it looks like the other care bear behind is going to start paddling them.

[Disneythievesrock]

Oh no, he turned them into Youtube commenters!

[Chummistress]

Even when i was a little kid I would try to avoid watching this movie at all costs. Thank you NC for enduring through all of this torture to give us viewers an entertaining review of the movie.

[Wynterfang]

@isaacman122

Try spelling "ring hand" correctly and I may take you seriously

[GameStation3]

You know what's weird about this movie? It actually had a better box office performance than Disney's "The Black Cauldron." Is that sad or what?

[KidderAdam]

wow I lol'd at 6:19-6:28

[Prettydollluver62]

His girl/child voice is the best! He's one of my favourite youtubers now

[chocolatecookie118]

lol youtube comenters :)....HEYYYYYYY!!!

[thebestwingsfan]

TASTE THE RAINBOW, MOTHAFUCKA!!!

[ThatFreakWhoHauntsU]

@thebestwingsfan i showed this video to my cousin and she laughed so hard at that part.

[Disneythievesrock]

I remember watching this in freakin' first grade and getting embarrassed.

[VengadorDorado91]

Brave Heart? more like Fail Hard

[Juria316]

This movie needs a trip to the Rainbow Factory.

[kittykitty101001]

hey n.c how do you not laugh during a review your hilarious

[MrDudeofwow]

that looks like nyan cat

[gluetube64]

OH NO WE ARE REACHING JERSY LEVELS!!!

[AlfredGamer1]

He makes Twilight refences in the Care Bears Trilgoy

[unpictures1]

My name is Nicolás and I have no friends... I hope that shit won't happen to me.

[Wynterfang]

One, anyone else notice how the brown bear looking into the window at the end is kinda like pedobear?

Two, how do you stare from your stomach tattoo?! How is that even possible?

[isaacman122]

@Wynterfang quiet or ill smack u with wring hand

[sonadowfangirl30869]

carebears: we're the carebears!

me: I HAFTA GET OUTTA HERE!!! I WANNA KEEP MY SANITY!!! *runs for it*

[bowserfan6475]

TASTE THE RAINBOW MOTHA FUCKA

[Blaaz101]

3:19-3:22 for the win!!

[bowserfan6475]

8:03 spai sappin my teleporter

[bowserfan6475]

5:03 erectin a teleporter

[bowserfan6475]

The face looks like the head of cybermorph.

[AMETHYSTwolfP]

Wait if the old man running the orphanage was Nicholas than the woman must have been... The girl whose name we never learn? That's the ONLY possible way that the lady would've believed him...

[JoelandtheBots]

@AMETHYSTwolfP Her name was Kim, and it was mentioned a few times during the review.

[AMETHYSTwolfP]

@JoelandtheBots Lol figures I missed something so obvious. But I didn't feel like confirming myself so .-.

[MattFolx]

Now young Skywalker.....you will die XD

[Strymn]

lol

[Fridaey13txhOktober]

Care bears, or why I became obsessed with genocide and gory violence as a child. :-D

[Nanchee76]

"That purple fart"

LOL!!!

[MrCareyjam]

Nostalgia Critic - The Care Bears Movie as 100%

[cartmann94]

6:30 so true, so true.

We're reaching Jersey levels. JERSEY LEVELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

[HoopsAndDinoMan]

2:44 0_o

[notgonnasay09]

14:35 - Oh my God! That kid has the Rinnegan! Run before he uses Chibaku Tensei! (If you get this, you are officially a nerd.)

[minimanomus]

damn... the fucking twilight joke :/ sad

[Applemask]

"Care-A-Lot is paying for my new car, so might as well do it...Care-A-Lot is marshmallow laughing rainbow whatever. Just give me the damn cheque. Christ. I'm Carole King, you know. Singing about teddy bears."

[ShopperSnake]

12:36 I haven't been to stop laughing for 30 minutes.

[That90sGirl310]

LOL! @ 12:28. Tunnel of Hate. I didn't notice how he scratched out Love like that.

[StupidWizardFilms]

@That90sGirl310 You know you need to care to go up there an cross out love with hate

[SinnFein4ever]

4:55-4:58

What's that clip from?

[MrEriklenn]

"It's time for a game of disappearing asshole magicians"

[TheSecretShow4You]

1:23 Ugh!  that's a face that says "I touched half of theses children, and i'm ok with that"

[Xir109]

@starwarsgeek4ever it's a little & a lot not alittle or alot sorry pet-peeve

[Sephirock9999]

Care bears fuck that shit

If u wanna a good weird and free game,download Blip n' Blop where bad guys are nice and good are bastards you kill smurfs,care bears,mario and lara croft O_o

[starwarsgeek4ever]

NC u die alittle Alot

[DCMarvel2009]

Nicolas looks like the Eleventh Doctor.

[LilacElf8582]

Am I the only one who notices that Kim seems to go between looking like a kid and looking like she's 10-15 years older?

[isaacman122]

@LilacElf8582 Mr. Cherrywood: quiet or i will smak u with my ring hand

[MasterYumyums]

At least they weren't Yes lyrics.  You'd cry trying to decipher those.

[Charmolution]

4:44

WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY?

[Killerthewolfdog]

@Charmolution Where did you learn to be an asshole?

XD Sorry, I had to!

[SatAMJunkie]

I loved this Carebear movie, but this is just so hilarious! >w<

[VolaticusDiabolus]

Why was that purple penguin constantly fondling her own tits?

[ukhistorian]

15:16 Nelson:Ha-Ha

[damon90x]

things i need therapy after watching anything teletubbies, care bears, and barny

[towliehasnoidea]

It would be soo cool if towelie was a care bear

[Xir109]

I like how the letters in the book are dwarfish. Just so you no I'm a tolkienit

[TheLordFroogle]

10:30

If that were so, then Critic should have done a crossover review with Cinema Snob. XD

[robloxman59]

the spirit sounds like the voice from series 1 of trapped

[TheLegoman103]

it's ironic that he said that at 7:20, becuase youtube commenters are a lot nicer than some of the commenters on his website XD

[dolphincrescent54]

11:16 um... it's from, not form.

[dolphincrescent54]

That hunter from Alaska would've said the care BEARS!!! (Thunder sound effect)

[SmilingProtoss]

11:41, so that's how the Living Forest from Mortal Kombat kame from. And this movie is such bullkrap.

[darksamusfan1]

@SmilingProtoss ¿n ǝɹɐ ʍoɥ ¡ʇnoqɐ ,uıʞlɐʇ n ʇɐʍ ʍouʞ ʇuop ı

[SmilingProtoss]

@darksamusfan1 I'm saying when Shao Kahn invaded that realm and killed all the Kare Bears, that not-so-dark-and-skary forest bekame darker and skarier, and eats people. So now you know, upside-down keyboard guy. And have a not-so-safe kombat.

[darksamusfan1]

@SmilingProtoss ˙ʍou ,ɔ, ɟo pɐǝʇsuı ,ʞ, ƃuıʇʇnd doʇs uɐʞ n

[SmilingProtoss]

@darksamusfan1 Yeah, you're right, kinda' tired of it anyway, at least I don't type klan--OH, SHIT, sorry, didn't mean to reference the KKK. And maybe you should type normal, mr. upside down keyboard guy. I'm just Saiyan.

[darksamusfan1]

@SmilingProtoss ˙,llıq, ǝɯɐu ǝɥʇ ɹǝɟǝɹd ı

[EpicRyanSauceman]

Time to play a game of dispersing bears

[MewMinto34]

Is Tenderheart voiced by the guy who did Rudolph in Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer? It sounds a lot like him...

[Ravintolavaunu]

I'm a rainbow-laying caring motherfucker, mothafucka!

[Ravintolavaunu]

Do I look like a fucking Care Bear to you?

[robertsfunny1995]

If the care bears show up when you say "I don't care" about pizza, then what happens when you say "I don't give a f*ck?"

[MrRoMaGi]

@robertsfunny1995 They say: Everyone have to give a f*ck.

[AduIfHitIar]

01:58 Its a rainbow fantasy, for laughing out loud! yeah loling AT it.

I love the fact that the blowjob bears where "friend" bear and "secret" bear.

12:26 thats not stareing, thats the belly blast of vomit or something...

[Nolus20]

Tenderheart Bear= Pedobear

[dudeofhorror]

i wonder if has seen the nutcracker one.

[Niloc624]

12:36 TASTE THE RAINBOW MOTHAFUCKA!

[rawfellawlzorz]

07:51 - 07:52

Street Fighter dizzy sound?

[Ozymondias99]

0:58 Must be an orphanage in Idaho

[krazyzark]

also: "Where did you learn to fly?"

[krazyzark]

oh jesus.... i remember enjoying this shit as a kid.... i still have this one, the camp film and Care Bears in Wonderland all on VHS. wonder if Nostalgia Critic's ever seen "In Search of the Wow Wow Wibble Woggle Wazzie Woodle WOO!" that would certainly merit some great NC rants (though it's actually a great program)

[castlevania3151]

i was probably the only boy who liked the care bears

[GoldeneyePwnage1]

They should have all died

[Milesprower1100]

2:36 Skittles

[5355vbxjbj76rvn]

This film makes perfect sense - and so does the beginning of Care Bears 2; once one realises that the hero of both is Nicholas. 2 explains a lot of things not explained in this film; and this films explains 2. Each film is incomplete separately.

[ADITLIA]

HE'S TURNED THEM ALL INTO YOUTUBE COMMENTERS!

[ZillaRocks]

"OH NO, he turned them into YouTube commentors!"

[1337Juan97]

07:19 lol thats funny cuz its true