Governor Christie: Something May Go Down Tonight, But It Ain't Going To Be Jobs

[trent7144]

CHRIS CHRISTIE is the worst governor NJ ever had! Oh i like you edited the video to try and make it sound less worse than it was, fact is CC is rude and unprofessional! The comment was totally uncalled for.

[tryst16]

I can't believe the GOP posted this like it's something to be proud of instead of just plain crude and embarrassing himself, but he obviously has no sense of shame.

[n10dkf]

Mitt Waffling Willard Romney promised Chris Krispy Kreme Christie a post in his cabinet as the donut czar.

[cardaderdention]

Its Erock!

[cheyboo67]

How much do you suppose he weighs, all kidding aside???

[pf611]

@cheyboo67 I'd guess he's in the 350 to 380 range. Romney's got a huge head and Christie's dwarfs his. His arm span looks about equal to his waistline which is unusual among humans. I feel bad for him, he's probably addicted to food.

[23VIG]

Most of you idiots are so obsessed w/his cock that you missed the message. What is this, a Jr. High School comment site? Liberals......cock? Got it.

[Sexican]

This guy is getting fat off of your tax dollars. You should be at least a little bit upset.

[cyrusfx1]

he should really untuck his shirt.

[Panchee123]

lefties should love this. He's expressing his sexual freedom

[TheKeymaster316]

Look, it was the "nice Jersey" version of, "shut the f-up".  Get over it. Here, have a big Artie Lange, waaaaaaaaa!

[industrialcomplex913]

That was pretty funny.

[coltor9]

Boycott Staples

[HUMANSAREBENEATHME]

There's NO WAY that LARDO'S arms are long enough to properly wipe that GIGANTIC FASCIST ASS of his...Can someone say,INDUSTRIAL SIZE SKID MARKS!!

[MusicMan3423]

"Somebody's going down tonight" ...A politician telling a constituent that not to mention a woman...what a no class loser

[sandio713]

Alright OWS...you're 15 minutes are up! Now carry on. As you could tell in the vid...the people know you're a joke and just laugh at you. I think the jokes on you ...not Christie!

[Panchee123]

wow the tolerance of the Libs shines through

[pf611]

@Panchee123 Yeah, we should all tolerate misogynist bullies.

[Panchee123]

@pf611 oh please. you are confused

[Cptstarcrunch1]

lol he is such repulsive fat fuck....i honestly dont know where he gets his support....most of us bluecollar folks on the east coast hate his guts...he hasnt lifted one pudgey sausage like finger to help us....i hope he chokes on a meatball...

[gpg20s]

Good God man, take a look at yourself in the mirror and take control of your life! He is truly morbidly obese.

[ledzepcleo]

That is very offensive and who could even find his cock anyway?

[zombiejon]

Women... are they really allowed to vote?

I like the NJ versions Homer Simpson..

[jackjls]

HAHAHAHA ITS FUNNY BECAUSE HE THREATENED TO BEAT UP WOMEN....

[i11m4t1k]

@jackjls what? how did u hear "going down" as "beat up"???

[SpiderSimmons]

You all do know that Christie sets these little squabbles up, right?

Notice the pattern with Christie, and stop falling for the same scam.

It gets him easy press, and he gets to look courageous in the eyes of malcontent con-servadorks that dream of being intimidating.

Don't fall for the hype, folks.

[BlazinBillUSN]

Ron Paul....for true CHANGE. Christy and Romney are bought and paid for by Goldman Sachs.

[Sexican]

"Something may go down tonight, but it ain't gonna be [my cholesterol or chances of having a massive heart attack]"

Fixed that for ya Mr. Christie

[rdrakken]

Yes Chris, you created 60k new private sector jobs and all it took for you to do it was remove the tax breaks on the ELDERLY and RETIRED so you could pay for another corporate tax break.

the GOP, breaking the backs of the lower and middle class to provide corporate welfare since 1980.

[LanceWeakLegs]

petty

[whudyathnk]

Mitt Romney wouldn't have called her sweetheart, he would have just fired her.  Mitt Romney likes to fire people (sMitt Fired)...really, look it up.

[LanceWeakLegs]

I dont like Mitt either, but what he actually said is that is that he wants to be able to fire his insurance company in relation to Obama Care. sorry to interrupt your rant, which is un-emcumbered by any factual basis.

[1Guitarslayer]

liberals are skanks who hate their own species

[SpiderSimmons]

@1Guitarslayer Con-servatives are dorks that hate human beings.

[MojoJuana]

sleazy krispy creme soprano is a full of shit lying wall st scumbag!

60,000 jobs? ha! take it with a grain of salt and fact check his fat lying ass!

...and what's this sexist pig referring to people as sweethearts and making lewd suggestive comments on national tv when ya should be like a dignified government official representing the people that live in one of 50 states of america?

fuckin' lowlife!!!

[Ihateregistrations1]

Christie looks like the Penguin from Batman.

[slstaker]

Christie would make an excellent VP.

[RonPaulRepublic]

RON PAUL 2012

PATERSON FOR RON PAUL

[samnymph]

Has anyone mentioned that he's fat yet? I'd hate to skim over that subtle point :\

[LanceWeakLegs]

he might be plump, but he is brilliant. we need a few more politicians like him, that aren't afraid of their own shadow.

[hoosierhiver]

I'd guess it's two extra large pizzas with pepperoni and extra cheese.

[randyjones1988]

For a second I thought the debt clock was counting Christie's weight.

[kings57]

Ohh, fat jokes....get original you fucks!

[Dan474834]

What's going down is Mitt Romney, followed by the US corporatist empire.

Ron Paul 2012

[TheVid54]

Go, lardass, go!

[clayton9m]

god i hate this fat piece of shit

[XBlasphemyIncarnateX]

And it sure as shit ain't gonna be your weight, either.

[MichaelTMurray]

Ron Paul 2012!

[PlanetTango]

Three hundred pounds of shit can't go down very easy...

[XBlasphemyIncarnateX]

@PlanetTango 300? He's more like 400-450 pounds of pure Crisco.

[PlanetTango]

@XBlasphemyIncarnateX Sorry, I meant kilos... ;-)

[BabelJune]

too fat to be vice president

[ladylordess]

@BabelJune That's like saying "too black to be president".

[jcas91]

wow never realized how big he is, holy shit

[ACK365]

Look at him, sadly Christie does not have much time left on this Earth.

[Neoconhater]

@ACK365 I'm not too sad, he's a pile of tripe, a Jersey schmuck.

[mikebee02]

I always thought it was ridiculous that people go after Christie because of his weight. I guess I had never seen anything other than a headshot of him. Holy cow, that guy is big.

[computerpurple]

Time to cue up that 1980's song by Fredia "I Know There Is Something Going On"

[ladylordess]

"Barack Obama induced anger" CLASSIC!!! bho was considering turbo tax cheat timmy or John corzine the rip off artist/madoff for our Treasury Dept. Thank God corzine's replacement in NJ is a great man. What a great job bho. This is just one of the reasons you will be shown the door Nov. 2012 by the new majority of the American People. Indy females put you in office with the anti-bush vote and they will take you out with the anti-obama vote.

ABO 2012

[carlguyer]

What a lard ball, his butt is bigger that a house. The man couldn't do a decent days work except maybe collect tolls on the turnpike or drive a city bus.

[randyjones1988]

Half of those jobs were to make Christie's belt.

[ladylordess]

@randyjones1988 Careful you Barack Obama Induced Anger is showing. It happens more when you become desperate.

[randyjones1988]

@ladylordess What? I'll vote for Obama when Christie can set foot in a boat without it capsizing. 

[ladylordess]

@randyjones1988 And that is exactly the reason that our country is in the mess that it is in. Any idiot can vote, as you have proven, However, the majority of Americans have seen what Obama did, and it was all talk and failed actions. Now he has hired an ex hedgefund guy from Citibank who made big money betting against America. Debt was 9T when bho took office, and today it is 15.3T. Only an idiot would vote for him. Thank God the majority are not idiots.

[randyjones1988]

@ladylordess To clarify, I didn't vote for Obama and I never would. Relax.

[acewings221]

@randyjones1988 Lol, that's so wrong xD

[MrVoulezvous]

Does anyone actually know what he means though? I mean, actually, it doesn't make any sense. It's like the kind of awkward thing somebody who doesn't know how to swear would say.

Fuckin dweeb.

[TheYoungTurdz]

@MrVoulezvous He is referring to the slurpping girl going down on the occupy crowd later that night. She has to earn her supper.

[coltor9]

This guy would probably endorse HITLER, for a quarterpound cheeseburger.

[TheYoungTurdz]

@coltor9 I didn't hear that he had endorsed Obama last election, so you are most likely incorrect.  I'm sure that happens often.

[hermitdate]

It's amazing that they can find a helicopter powerful enough to lift his ego, let alone his fat ass.

[SkitchThat]

As far as I'm concerned, New Jersey is a fucking gross state. I-95 smells like ass all the way from top of Maryland to the bottom of New York. Not to mention, their idea of jobs is to make it illegal to pump your own gas and have the gas station pay someone minimum wage to do it for you. 

[Mangina9000]

Corzine and Christie, two sides of bacon that America should do away with.

[HowardCitizen]

As you can see from the comments posted by the leftists, all they have in their arsenal are personal attacks rather than any substantive debate on the real issues.

[Mangina9000]

@HowardCitizen Well, it's youtube, what do you expect? Besides, Christie is a ridiculous hypocrite. How is this for substantive: The 60,000 jobs Christie claims were "created" is just a BS number. It's a lie. According to Conservative New Jersey, the actual amount of jobs created in his tenure is about 14,000, and nobody seems to know where he got the 60K number. Of these 14,000 jobs, 7,000 were in HOLIDAY RETAIL. Your brilliant counter-argument, Howard?

[Applemask]

In the hotel room that night, the Governor looked back on his triumph and smiled once again at his wit. It cheered him up so much, he embarked on another fruitless search for his penis, but alas, yet again, all he could find underneath all the rolls and flaps were further rolls and flaps, and so, for the four hundred and twenty-seventh night in a row, he fell asleep frustrated.

[clintatl]

Fuck you, you fat fuck.

[expatted]

who voted for this asshole?? honestly

[redfistaor]

Unlike Christie, that girl has seen a dick this year. Christie hasn't seen his dick since 1996.

[TheYoungTurdz]

@redfistaor From the sounds of her slurping words, it sounds like she has seen alot of dicks, servicing the homeless occupiers.

[TIMMYDOG6969]

@redfistaor LMFBALLS OFF!!

[corksterism]

@redfistaor wow, you said a fat joke,....real difficult, douche bag,....

[redfistaor]

@corksterism I know right, because being fat is really normal and should not be mocked. It was rather easy really. I bet your the fat kid in class right?

[SpiderSimmons]

@corksterism And you got offended by a fat joke for Christie's sake, douche bag.

[JoshTAnderson36]

@redfistaor Does he have to see his dick to be an absolute boss?

[ferch0o0]

i live in new jersey.... and the fat fuck ate all the money that was supposed to go to my school!

[coltor9]

Is this the GOP candidate that likes to ROMP WITH HOOKERS WHILE WEARING DIAPERS. Or is the one with the NI99ERHEAD RANCH. Or is this the one that's in a CULT?

[keefriff99]

What a crude, rude, vile, sexist, misogynistic cretin.

He knew EXACTLY what he was saying too.

And THIS is the guy that REPUBLICANS are in love with? THIS is the guy that they wish would run for President?

Newsflash, right-wingers: his poor man's Tony Soprano bullying routine will NOT play in this country.

[Infolabdotca]

So did they have to get the Avatar extra extra-wide angle cameras to film this video? Amazing that anyone other than Christie was even visible in this video.

[coltor9]

Looks like the GOP has plenty of food for their members. They are starving the rest of us with their policies giving millionaires tax cuts and letting the rest of us go hungry.

15 million seniors and 25 million children went to bed hungry last night so we could continue the GOP tax cuts for millionaires.

[2fromcenter]

fat piece of shit.

[gauss25]

80% of the people decrying this would be basting themselves in laughter if the same comment were made by a left-wing pundit.

[keefriff99]

@gauss25 Wrong. Somethings are beyond politics.

If Ed Schultz or Cenk Uygur ever said something like this at a political event, I would be appalled and embarrassed.

When Ed Schultz called Laura Ingraham a "slut", I said he went too far and he deserved to be off the air for a few days.

Any other assumptions you care to make?

[SHISADB]

FAT PIG!!!

[ar4216]

Man, that is one wide ass. Wonder when is the last time he even saw his pecker.

[58fenix]

@ar4216 lol

[ar4216]

Why is the so called "liberal media" giving this sexist piece of shit a pass on this and why hasn't Mitt Romney disavowed what he said? Isn't he about "family values"? Do Mormons support forcibly making women perform oral sex on them? Imagine if a Dem had said this- the news media would be having a field day and the person would have to resign within a week. Family values my ass. Just another hypocrite.

[keefriff99]

@ar4216 Because the media ISN'T liberal.

As I said yesterday, if a DEMOCRAT had done this, Matt Drudge would be blaring this on his website in red letters 24/7, the right-wing media would be GOING BERSERK, and the offending Democrat would literally have been run out of office on a rail before nightfall.

But...since it's a Republican? No big deal...as the saying goes: "It's okay, if you're a Republican."

[apapazukamori]

Sexist jackass. And of course Romney just laughs. Not that he needs his surrogates to make him look bad.

[CommanderMantis]

Maybe he's hiding all of the jobs in those gigantic pants.

[HiTravisStearns]

Let's talk about Camden, Mr. Fat Cat.

[eddiemaxblack]

Doesn't Mitt Romney remind ya of Clark Kent??? So, in order for this comic book character to turn into Superman he needs to become president... ha ha!

[n10dkf]

@eddiemaxblack Yes, both Superman and Mitt Waffling Willard Romney have their special magic underwear.

[joeblowmha]

damn he fat

[gauss25]

look if you're a protester and give a little you have to be ready to take a little

[waawaaweewaah]

My respect for Christie has skyrocketed. He fucking TOLD those dumbass OWS losers who probably have degrees in art history and work at Starbucks.

[mitchgunthorpe007]

Just another fat fucking whore for the rich that couldn't even get the blowjob he talks about because he gets winded flipping upward through the folds of abdominal fat sludge. That's why the cunt has to take a state police helicopter to his kid's little league game. Morbid obesity and asthma hate his freedom Murka!

[jklyank]

Blimposaurus

[mudshark66]

Gov Christie See woman think BLOWJOB...how sexist

[clouz22]

Good lord - cut spending cut spending cut spending, how about you cut some damn calories?

[Remzim]

@amitbarfs "war on women"? Hahaha get an education or GTFO!

[apapazukamori]

@Remzim Part of the reason for the GOP's war on women is the fact that we *have* educations and would prefer to do something other than sit at home and be baby incubators.

[Impulse725]

With campaign help like Christie, who needs enemies?

[amitbarfs]

This is pretty clearly a sexist remark.

Shame on the GOP for their war on women.

[ibsys1]

jeez .. And Romney is associated with this guy? can't f*** believe that

[jaxsk8mom]

What a disgusting pig. This is something you're PROUD of??

[jaxsk8mom]

What a disgusting pig. This is something you're PROUD of??

[phantom5691]

If that fat fuck was referring to someone going down on him, how would that even be possible? where is his waist? what a fucking pig

[barch58]

@phantom5691 - phantom - take your dick out of your hand so you can with both hands...we know just are jealous that you can't go down on him.

[phantom5691]

@barch58 if you mean "jealous" of the fact that YOU go down on that sweaty, disgusting, obese pig of a human being fairly regularly, then i would have to say no.

[arglbargl]

see, this is the problem with you fat greaseball guineas. the founding fathers knew none of you are good for anything other than menial labor and domestic violence, so they rightly barred you from voting or holding office.

[MrNiceHk]

America Jobs ....lmao

[hstg98]

Mitt's on camera laughing. Dipshit. He might've chosen to DISTANCE HIMSELF from a guy who just insulted half the fucking population. Woops.

[hstg98]

Seriously, that's insulting (as a woman,) for about 3 seconds, until he turns around. And you see his fat ass wobble across stage. Then it's no longer insulting, b/c it's just funny. And it's hard to be insulted by something you just pity.

[arglbargl]

haha that fat fuck is gonna keel over from a heart attack within five years i hope your family kills themselves afterward but honestly they'll likely cheer the fact you're gone you obese turd

[savior02]

shut your pie hole fat ass RINO!

[quinn1123]

ROMNEY LAUGHS AND GOES ALONG......DEPLORABLE, BUT TYPICAL

[Sixtown13]

hILARIOUS

[niftuCal]

Sexist jokes are as funny as fat jokes, you cow.

[micaelarose94]

Sexist pig.

[GraytheGuitarist]

What was the heckler chanting?

[hermitdate]

What a fat Republican fuck.

[corksterism]

@hermitdate <---what a gay democrat douchebag....

[hermitdate]

@corksterism - No, I think he's a Republican. But definitely a douchebag.

[Dwaldron89]

@corksterism lol @ insults that have no actual tie to reality, whereas @hermitadte words were true

[eminem4436]

Chris actually responded well. Frankly, the occupy stuff is getting annoying. I supported them for months, but now they are kinda getting rude.

[Fuckingshinebox]

I'm guessing that "LOL HEZ PHAT" is the only insult that you idiots can come up with, eh?

[getridoftheseaward]

@Fuckingshinebox Nah. He's a childish asshole. Him being ginormous is just a cherry on top of the bacon sprinkled sundae.

[Starstorm0m394]

I can't stand this fuck. He makes me ashamed to be from NJ

[dimplasm]

What an ass. The GOP likes sexism and misogyny from their candidates, so this is no surprise.

[defwheezer]

Poor sick fat bastard- loves to throw the insults almost as much as he loves to eat FOOD.

[Lowkey2076]

What a sexist pig

[ajushi10]

Any one else notice how high this fat fuck Hicked his pant to hide his 70 inch waist!!!!!

[ajushi10]

Christie looks like Humpty Dumpty only ROUNDER! What a Pantload this Freaking Gibroni is!!!Gibroni!!!

[TheBigThoughful]

HAHAHA THAT MAN IS SOO SPHERICAL HE MUST SURVIVE ONLY ON USED CAR TIRES AND NEW JERSEY AIR.

[getridoftheseaward]

Watch Romney's fidgeting afterwards. lol "Shit. Shit. Shut up, you fat fuck. I'm running for president, for pete's sake."

[felled]

What an incorrigible FAT FUCK this clown is, and there appears to be nothing conservative about this FUCKING BLOAT'S eating habits....that's 4 sure. 

[SHEEPLEwhisperer]

Something is going down?

Yeah this fucking fat ass on a 10 Pizzas.

[luckyblue07]

Like anyone would wanna go down on this fatass. haha

[jfts09]

Rex Ryan for President!

[LoganXZ]

Hey, remember that scene in The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo where Lisbeth, after herself being raped, gets back at her bluberous assailant by tazing him, shoving a metal rod up his anus, and then tattooing an appropriate title for him across his chest and gut, and kicking in the metal rod in a few times before she leaves him to rot in pain and fear? Yeah...I could totally see "I'M A SEXIST PIG" scarred over this douche's chest and gut. *punt*

[Adrungo]

Spit or Swallow? 

[tobeornototbethatis]

If you're going to interrupt and heckle Christie, expect what you get. And don't give me that poor woman crap...

[BabeonToast]

@tobeornototbethatis Can only imagine the abuse Republican males dish out to their wives,mothers and daughters. What typical disgusting cowards you boys are.

[arglbargl]

@BabeonToast they're only so pissy because their latent homosexuality goes unfulfilled for so long and it boils over into sputtering rage at the nearest target

[scorpionfence]

Gov Christie looks like Humpty Dumpty. What belt size is that? Equator?

[TheWerewolfJesus]

Something may go down tonight, but it won't be Christie's cholesterol. What a pig -- and by that, of course I mean he's sexist.

[quistador]

I absolutely love it when Christie puts hecklers in their place. The best part is that he tells it like it is and and the obamabots just go bonkers and resort to personal attacks. MORE Christie, less obama. I can't wait till November!

[WICKETSHAN]

@quistador If you get much more Christie - he'll explode!

[HNK222]

@quistador As someone who can't stand Obama, I find Chris Christie the embodiment of of empty-headed ignorance.

It may be hard to believe, but there was actally a time when the GOP embraced intellectualism and looked down at bone-headed, cocksucking jokes. I know it's impossible to explain to dittoheads in an era when Glenn Beck, Rick Perry, Michelle Bachmann & Newt Gingrich are taken seriously, but being assholes is why Obama will win in a double-digit landslide - REGARDLESS of the economy

[quistador]

@HNK222 Ha! Put down the crackpipe you socialiast libtard. You and your boy obama are going to lose in November. Right...and with a 42% approval rating you must have failed math. Double-digit landslide my arse!

[BabeonToast]

@quistador Save it for YOUR mother, Repub. No wonder intelligent women don't vote for you sorry losers.

@BabeonToast Your personal attacks are proof that your messiah obama will loseï»