I hope AVGN reviews this someday! I can imagine one of the quotes!
"Could they have come up with something worse than THIS?! How about a game where Steve Urkel fights aliens with a flamethrower while trying to save Carl Winslow fro zombies?! That would be better than this pile of donkey shit! I'd rather have a elephant sit on my face and take a shit while I shove a hedgehog up my dick!!"
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not funny Jonathan really not funny u know what take that fucking nail gun and shoot ur ass u ass hole make a proper review then upload a video, u want see a good review check out my channel Name:Jonathan then after that go die in tem alans ass hole with the dinosaurs, its a good thing a dont know where u live but if i u come to my USA Hometown:Wichita u will be killed by me i swear it fucking moron fake ass son of a bitch get out of youtube u ass hole die die die
@sweetnssssssssssss in all of that, you see an advertisment your whole rage is just to disguise how your hoping people will pick it up and check it out and then youll be like "alllrrrriigggghhht my asshole comment worked now im more popular than him :)"
Facts 1. Your reading my comment 2. Now your saying/thinking thats a stupid fact. 4. You didnt notice that i skipped 3. 5. Your checking it now. 6. Your smiling. 7. Your still reading my comment. 8. You know all you have read is true. 10. You didnt notice that i skipped 9. 11. Your checking it now. 12. You didnt notice there are only 10 facts Copy and paste to 1 video, tomorrow will be your best day ever! no matter what
You had to use the tool that.... hooks onto the walls or something. XD Then there was a hammer for the wall. I used to rent that game, because I was like, "How the crap do you make a game... based off THAT?!"
dude, there's also a grappling hook and a hammer if you know the controls, but the game has no instructional manual because REAL MEN DON'T NEED INSTRUCTIONS
I gotta tell ya, when I was a kid I saw a picture of this game in a magazine and I felt the same way about it as I do now. I still can not believe they made a game out of that show. Back then I asked myself "WHAT NEXT? FAMILY MATTER!?! WILL STEVE EURKEL HAVE TO THROW CHEESE AND INVENT A LAZER GUN TO SAVE LAURA WINSLOW!?!? LOL anyway, good review
The first time I watched this, I was laughing along with you pretty much the entire time. Probably because it was about 3 am, but I still think you should make more. >_>
LMAO you must of been high when you reviewed this! I swear your ass had my laughing at the most unfunniest things but because you were loling I was too!
You laugh quite a bit. But hey: crazy cackling is a lot better than trying to say 'shit' and 'fuck' as many times as possible in 5 minutes, like other reviewers do.
And yeah, WTF is up with this game? Totally stupid. And it's not even a movie they're making a game of! Was the gaming industry this bad in the 90s?
For the first part: It's cause they want to be like the AVGN
For the second part, the 90's had some of the best video games ever. There are always gonna be sucky games, but that doesn't mean there aren't good ones.
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Home Improvement was not a Class-B sitcom.
What is B quality is your lame commentary. Merchandising for any movie or tv show is lame and, in hindsight, embarassing, whereas your work is embarassing right away. Well done.
UltraJMan did a let's play of Crash Dummies, and I have the feeling that if you were ANY BIT OF A MAN LIKE HE WAS, you would do a Let's Play of this game.
Really, really fast. LIke, with cheats and everything, 'cause this's hilariously awful 8)
AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M PLAYING HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA a game based on HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA a 90's sitcom HA HA HA HA HA HA oh jim you card
Your forced laughter through the whole thing was the most painful part.
GeraldMcBoingDoing 3 months ago
upper should not speak.
ThePrashman 4 months ago
why. the. fuck. is. he. farting. on. every. fuckin. jump. !?!?!? argh
Knaeckebrotsaege 4 months ago
did LJN make it?
Kingslayer76 7 months ago
Good video. Nice opinion!
TheChessman6500 9 months ago
Great job reviewing the game without even trying basic controls.
genericman7060 10 months ago
back then thay will make iny show into a video game, wander if there was a married with childrens game that probubly would be fun to play lol.
THEANIMEPERV 1 year ago
I hope AVGN reviews this someday! I can imagine one of the quotes!
"Could they have come up with something worse than THIS?! How about a game where Steve Urkel fights aliens with a flamethrower while trying to save Carl Winslow fro zombies?! That would be better than this pile of donkey shit! I'd rather have a elephant sit on my face and take a shit while I shove a hedgehog up my dick!!"
tbone2004 1 year ago
@tbone2004
funny that you said that,AVGN mentioend this game in his fester's quest review,so he might review it in the near future.lol
ChronoArcAile4000 7 months ago
ROFL! BEST GAME EV0R!
The dragonfly pwned you! ^^
Kochasiech 1 year ago
Your commentary is annoying...
evoterror 1 year ago
its funny cus your sitting ripping tim allen for this game but your sitting pissing yourself to his game while he has no clue who the fuck you are
pimpsbeep 1 year ago
@pimpsbeep I'll bet the developers of this game used to be Tim Allen's customers.
ExplorerDS6789 1 year ago
scary laugh
DARKBLADENINJACLAN 1 year ago
damn...........
theRAGINFmoviecritic 1 year ago
i love the show!
fannerboyz 1 year ago 2
when the audience was doin the tool man grunt in the beginning was it just me or did they sound like seals with down syndrome
EnigmaCaptain23 1 year ago 2
3:27 ok man now your freakin me out....
tailsfan2345 1 year ago
guess what i did to mine: i poured gas on it and then tossed it into a campfire
tailsfan2345 1 year ago
music at the start up is ok but the game? NO GO!
tailsfan2345 1 year ago 2
I think this game would have been a good subject for an episode of the show. They make a video game starring Tim, and he can't get enough of it.
ExplorerDS6789 1 year ago
Ray Charles driving a bus.
ExplorerDS6789 1 year ago 4
@ExplorerDS6789 lol.
TheChessman6500 9 months ago
Well I'd rather play this than a Family Matters game where you play as Urkel.
ExplorerDS6789 1 year ago
They should have also done a Married With Children game with Al fighting off fat women with shoes.
ExplorerDS6789 1 year ago 3
your real funny man you just yourself a subscriber courtsey of me tailsfan2345
tailsfan2345 2 years ago
EPIC !!!!!!! XDDDDD
FabsenDX 2 years ago
Those damn kids of the 90's!! lol 1 of them is fuckin waving a towel LMAO
TheJorsh101 2 years ago 4
I didn't know this was a real game. Always wanted to play it. Never really got into the show, though.
ThePatrickFamilyBand 2 years ago 2
ZSNES FTW!!!!!!
Starwind18020 2 years ago
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not funny Jonathan really not funny u know what take that fucking nail gun and shoot ur ass u ass hole make a proper review then upload a video, u want see a good review check out my channel Name:Jonathan then after that go die in tem alans ass hole with the dinosaurs, its a good thing a dont know where u live but if i u come to my USA Hometown:Wichita u will be killed by me i swear it fucking moron fake ass son of a bitch get out of youtube u ass hole die die die
sweetnssssssssssss 2 years ago
LOL
DataSage 2 years ago 3
@sweetnssssssssssss
ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
theRAGINFmoviecritic 1 year ago
@sweetnssssssssssss in all of that, you see an advertisment your whole rage is just to disguise how your hoping people will pick it up and check it out and then youll be like "alllrrrriigggghhht my asshole comment worked now im more popular than him :)"
thehaloring90 9 months ago
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@sweetnssssssssssss dude wtf who are you the brother of hitler like you are so handsome
vanmearlantkid 3 months ago
lol at the "not even japanese could come up with something like this"
jinj0mafia 2 years ago 8
Dude seriously, we know this game sucked ass big time, but whats with creepy laughing? did it hurt when you had the lobotomy?
jungleboyuk 2 years ago
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dude learn how to do a proper review, this was as bad and boring as the game itself
martyscorsese01 2 years ago
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not funny
phabi0 2 years ago
what kind of fumes you were inhaling .. paint fumes.. .glue fumes... gasoline fume or CRAZY LAUGHTER GLUE fume you soo high...
FearthislilFish 2 years ago 2
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not funny
mffn 2 years ago
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I hate this guy.
GiveUp44 2 years ago
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WTF? The guy playing is a MORON. SHUT UP MAN PLAY THE GAME. and wtf are you laughing at all the time, you sound soo FU CKING FAKE. Loser.
GiveUp44 2 years ago
your fuckin stoned
1AClothing 2 years ago 2
I sucked hard at this game! One time rental...
hellspawn887 2 years ago
6:41
JKTsquad 2 years ago
O.o who put laughing gas in your cereal this morning? lol
shadowmario1000 2 years ago 2
@shadowmario1000
laughing gas?? wtf?
theRAGINFmoviecritic 1 year ago
Thing is, he just nsult the game and says its stupid...but then he loses....too good for you I guess!!
SteelersK36 2 years ago
your supposed to collect 5 crates and the other buttons do things too
edfreak9001 2 years ago
your laugh infect me laughing too
amicrowaveoven 2 years ago 2
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ur either insane or the best fake laugher in the world. ur reactions in the entire vid seem hideously over-done
XlongoX 2 years ago
You are just upset because you know you used to play and like this game lol
GhostRiderFA 2 years ago 3
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yeah i did, so did everyone else.. atleast my reactions werent put on so poorly like this dude
XlongoX 2 years ago
i tihnk he smoking atm :o
pocotoco2737 2 years ago
That's a pretty slick intro animation for the game.
ccricers 2 years ago
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General9786 2 years ago
I know it's a midi file or whateever, but that bass line during the Tool Time part is sweet. The rest of the game blows
someguy23475 2 years ago
Al, don't give me that new age philosophy! LMAO
Luka2095 2 years ago
I must say, you are amused very easily.
hadhim22 2 years ago 3
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You need to get layed... And this is coming from another nerd.
jamesvrods 2 years ago
Oh my god, The Angry Video Game Nerd has to reveiw this game.
Starwind18020 2 years ago 11
I DON'T THINK SO, TIM
McMaligno 2 years ago 29
ZSNES FTW!!! BEST SNES EMULATOR! Used it since 2000!
thegreatsamurai82 2 years ago
haha the guy's commentary makes the video
sima325 2 years ago
I hope his Neighbor is an unlockable character xD
Jokkefanten 2 years ago
Wilson?
Starwind18020 2 years ago
That's the guy!
Jokkefanten 2 years ago
Soooo... it's a game about Tim Taylor injuring himself through making his electronics nearly explosive?
ekkostar 3 years ago
I don't think so tim
jadabingoadf 3 years ago
This game looks god aweful. I am glad my parents did not waste their money renting me this game back in the day.
PearlJammer07 3 years ago
lol XD i played this game it suck,s
landmaster05 3 years ago
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is this game fore the NES?
conninja333 3 years ago
Nope. SNES
MarioNintendoh 3 years ago 2
You had to use the tool that.... hooks onto the walls or something. XD Then there was a hammer for the wall. I used to rent that game, because I was like, "How the crap do you make a game... based off THAT?!"
ZetaNeubourn 3 years ago
This guy has a really great laugh.
TKA001 3 years ago 3
ZSNES ftw
Leafblower29 3 years ago
you burn one before you played??
311joeman 3 years ago
haha man is deffinately high as helll
D3ADKENNEDY 3 years ago
Volume is a little loud on the game, but otherwise, interesting.
pistolsforpandas 3 years ago
this is home improvement not jurrassic park
foliage4 3 years ago 3
Tim was still smiling even when he found out that his tools had been stolen. That purposeful walk afterwards to the film studio was great!
brwhizz 3 years ago 2
no emulators for me. i'm all original
mommysantichrist 3 years ago
6:43 rofl.
FlammableKing 3 years ago
hard hat... rip off of mario LOL
sobaro123 3 years ago 3
dude, there's also a grappling hook and a hammer if you know the controls, but the game has no instructional manual because REAL MEN DON'T NEED INSTRUCTIONS
RawbThatPunk 3 years ago 6
I gotta tell ya, when I was a kid I saw a picture of this game in a magazine and I felt the same way about it as I do now. I still can not believe they made a game out of that show. Back then I asked myself "WHAT NEXT? FAMILY MATTER!?! WILL STEVE EURKEL HAVE TO THROW CHEESE AND INVENT A LAZER GUN TO SAVE LAURA WINSLOW!?!? LOL anyway, good review
tokufan22 3 years ago 4
Lol i wouldn't be surprised if that happened today! Family Matters:Steve saves Laura
MonsterEnergie93 3 years ago 4
The game is horrible but the show is awesome =)
Shadxlox101 3 years ago 3
up + x
marcusmon1994 3 years ago
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Man, I TRIED to watch the whole review, but your constant phony laughing was driving me crazy. I couldn't. Get a fuckin grip!
illuminadi 3 years ago
lol im timm allen fighting dinosaurs with a nail gun.
yoshiroks777 3 years ago 16
@yoshiroks777 What's next? Al Bundy fighting dominatrixes?
ExplorerDS6789 1 year ago
The first time I watched this, I was laughing along with you pretty much the entire time. Probably because it was about 3 am, but I still think you should make more. >_>
Travler903 3 years ago 2
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come on dude, its not that funny
wholikesjello 3 years ago
you are a brave soul to play this atrocity of video games.
mystiefan33 3 years ago
this looks like the best game ever!
dudenumberone 3 years ago
Hmm where's my "Everyone Loves Raymond" real time strategy game?
comicsggk 3 years ago 2
lol I meant "Everybody Love Raymond" this show is so omnipresent on tv how could I get that wrong?
comicsggk 3 years ago
They canceled it...cuz they're about to release the Seinfeld's first person shooter... XD..
dacrimsonmask13 3 years ago 4
They also cancelled the Will & Grace RPG.
zodawg0079 3 years ago 5
Don't forget the Arrested Development stealth game
RoderickStrong 3 years ago 4
holy SHIT were those all reall games coming out?!
babybooo2 3 years ago
It's not that bad...and you have to remember, this is the 90's, we didn't have the fancy technology back then.
ARGOTWO 3 years ago
LMAO you must of been high when you reviewed this! I swear your ass had my laughing at the most unfunniest things but because you were loling I was too!
DrTranReincarnated 3 years ago 2
#1 way to make a bad game:
make a game of a sitcom!
eddrulz 3 years ago 2
This dude has his OWN style of reviewing games and we view them, his doing his own thing and i was laughing along all the way!! :)
diamondstudd 3 years ago
hard hat i mean
HermanMEXICO 3 years ago
OO, a hardhard, tim allen rockin it now!
HermanMEXICO 3 years ago
lmao thats so funny!
xxxMETALPUNXxxx 3 years ago
dude r u baked? u cant fucking stop laughing!
KRodFan57 3 years ago
i love how he farts when he jumps
VideoGamer945 3 years ago 4
lol it really sounds like he's letting one every time he jumps! ROFL!
This review is hilarious! and I think the laughter is kinda infectious. XD 5*****
oceanmaid 3 years ago
You laugh quite a bit. But hey: crazy cackling is a lot better than trying to say 'shit' and 'fuck' as many times as possible in 5 minutes, like other reviewers do.
And yeah, WTF is up with this game? Totally stupid. And it's not even a movie they're making a game of! Was the gaming industry this bad in the 90s?
Benit149 3 years ago 4
For the first part: It's cause they want to be like the AVGN
For the second part, the 90's had some of the best video games ever. There are always gonna be sucky games, but that doesn't mean there aren't good ones.
FFXisawesome 3 years ago 3
This is amazing, this should be remade for current gen...would sell millions!
Captainhuuds 3 years ago 2
5:19 when you fell down the pit was TOO funny!
LilLuna1985 3 years ago
I can see the logic behind this game:
Tim Allen + killing dinosaurs w/ power tools = kick ass!
BaronOfBacon 3 years ago 5
How did u record this game? I tried to record a game on that same emulator you used here but I couldn't find the AVI file.
barber747 4 years ago
Press Y for a rope thingy.
JMaxwell85 4 years ago
i would rather play home alone for nes than this pile of shit
NSMadeMan 4 years ago 2
Really!!! what about back to the future for the NES
Captainhuuds 3 years ago
You laught in all video.
guisao999 4 years ago 3
You laught in all video.
guisao999 4 years ago 3
Who knew Tim Allen can fight like he's in Contra? Wow...
AdamThree 4 years ago 4
What's with all the hate?
I much prefer this style of review to the utterly predictable AVG style of 'wow, this game sucks...*swear loudly*'.
I imagine you playing this game for the first time, pretty much same reaction I had!
sitjib 4 years ago
I laughed so hard I nearly choked on pizza.
OgnarPliskin 4 years ago 5
dude that shit was hilarious!! lol love it! i saw the one where you play the super troll game.. keep em coming!
thunderdudepyromanic 4 years ago 4
LOLOLOL!
Are you high? good though
TeemuSundin 4 years ago 4
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Wow this guy is terrible at life in general. You're voice is unlistenable.
Swazi4 4 years ago
Looks like you're having a little too much fun with a bad game
kdude9000 4 years ago
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The uploader is truly is a massekist. Msssekism should never have been accepted in the first place!
SuperMatch2007 4 years ago
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Home Improvement was not a Class-B sitcom.
What is B quality is your lame commentary. Merchandising for any movie or tv show is lame and, in hindsight, embarassing, whereas your work is embarassing right away. Well done.
reubenthetadpole 4 years ago
Thanks!
DataSage 4 years ago
that wasn't a compliment
zilla19982 4 years ago
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it's not that funny
Jethrol2 4 years ago
how much of Tim Allen cocaine do I have to snort to enjoy this.
bluesfan38 4 years ago 2
lol
airwickkillz 4 years ago 3
hahahah
speier 4 years ago 2
You're no AVGN, but at least you're the first person I saw that did more than bitch and moan about this game.
I can't believe they made it either XD
Fail more for me! :D
postalroo 4 years ago
1:01- Oh prince of plaid?? Anybody knows Al wears flannel.
ExplorerDS6789 4 years ago
It's funny the same people didn't make a Married With Children game where Al fights mutant shoes.
ExplorerDS6789 4 years ago 4
BUM! BUM! BUM!
hamtaroboy2006 4 years ago
hey how did you tape this off your screen? what program did you use?
reallifesuperhero 4 years ago
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Why are you laughing constantly? even when there is nothing to laugh at?
AVGN you are not...
skellaway 4 years ago
I can't believe this.
but In the early intro to the show there is a seen of a voice game with a guy being chased of a hammer
stitchfan82 4 years ago
UltraJMan did a let's play of Crash Dummies, and I have the feeling that if you were ANY BIT OF A MAN LIKE HE WAS, you would do a Let's Play of this game.
Really, really fast. LIke, with cheats and everything, 'cause this's hilariously awful 8)
TrueSoreThumb 4 years ago
Holy crap, the scarey thing is before Crash Dummies I considered doing this game x_x
UltraJMan 4 years ago
NICE!!! A game based on a B rate TV show. Yet we never complain when the show is from Japan?
shizaunilicious 4 years ago
b-rate. r u kiddin
sillybilly452 4 years ago
Not even the Japanese! Ha so true!
katanaking007 4 years ago
Tim Allen wants....more power. (also cocaine)
SAOldbill 4 years ago
Hilarious! Best Al impersonation ever! :P
AugerMartel 4 years ago 2
Seconded!
Kshiro 4 years ago
you can use that "indiana jones" thingy thats how you get out of there XD
em0anime0freak 4 years ago
great vid!
everyoneisondope 4 years ago
Press down and jump to use the vibrator of death. If I'm right. The game is boring.
salvage126 4 years ago
When he walks, it sounds like he's taking a dump.
MrBertstown 4 years ago
hiliarous!
everyoneisondope 4 years ago
dude, do more reviews, your so cool!
konga555 4 years ago
Hahaha your laugh is so cool. It sounds quite evil, excellent review too.
599USD 4 years ago 2
Hilarious review.
lostfreakadam 4 years ago 2
this game looks sweet!
theloveboat 4 years ago 2
best game ever
phalxor 4 years ago
Aren't *we* supposed to be the ones who are laughing? But somehow I still found it entertaining :-)
Sick0Fant 4 years ago
Ha ha ha, what a stupid game. Its just as bad as Wayns World
Panpizza15 4 years ago 3
what emulator did u use
barber747 4 years ago
I believe the name is ZSNESW.
shinymetroidX 4 years ago
AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M PLAYING HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA a game based on HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA a 90's sitcom HA HA HA HA HA HA oh jim you card
LunarJesty 4 years ago
Classic!
WilsonTheVolleyball 4 years ago