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  • This vid cheers me up every time - should be on prescription haha

  • Top vid

  • im a council gritter

  • I wrote to Jim'll fix it and asked if I could f*ck Kim Wilde...never did hear back...still bit gutted

  • Would love someone to write all the words down for this, I'm too lazy!

  • jimmy saville was a legend and he would piss his self laughing at this.it's so funny i almost pissed me trousers.well done

  • Jimmy's death... first time he went into a morgue without being considered a trespasser

  • Hilarious. As for "he raised millions for charity", well he got plenty of publicity for doing so, which was why he did it. Nasty old turd, good riddance.

  • I can never get bored of hearing Jimmy state that it's "Time to rape a turkey."

  • LOVELY LOVELY LOVELY!!!!!

  • What is the music in this clip?

  • @Nothefaceyoubitch In Dulce Jubilo by Mike Oldfield

  • @Nothefaceyoubitch it is "In Dulci Jubilo" by Mike Oldfield.

  • cum and chuck ya muck.

  • actually class tune!

  • AHHAHAHA I LOVE THIS SONG SO MUCH!

  • Beautiful. He threatened to break my friend's uncle's arm after a gig ( Late 60's ...cult PSYCHE band with sinful name). The poor chap, it seems, expected to be paid for the performance, as per the contract! Silly boy !

  • A paedophile, a necrophiliac and a crook.

  • @sail1948 But where is your PROOF ?? ; anyone can say or write that

  • @TheKenfig Google JImmy Saville necrophiliac.

  • @sail1948 I'm not daft, I've seen it all before but THAT isn't proof is it ?, it's gossip

  • @TheKenfig A lot of this stuff about Saville was circulating long before he died. If he had nothing to hide surely legal action would have been taken. Lets not forget he was high enough on the police radar to be questioned re. the Yorkshire ripper murders. He was also caught in the act in a mortuary, Leeds or Stoke hospitaI I think. Its just my opinion but I think the reason he was never prosecuted is because he had friends in high places, including that other wierdo prince charles.

  • @sail1948 hundreds of people were questioned in Leeds re: Yorkshire Ripper, one of which was my dad who was a taxi driver, and all his friends and many other men in Leeds. Like a lot of people you quote things you've heard second hand without actually knowing anything about it. I'd say until you do a quarter of the charitable acts he did your say is redundant.

  • @MrBadgerbingo Bollocks to Saviles charity work, the Kray twins were great charity fund raisers. Answer me this: Why did Savile have an injunction put in place against News intrenational publishing photos of him at Haute de la Garenne the child abuse childrens home in Jersey? This isnt speculation its fact. My friends father was a high ranking cop in Manchester and he said there was a thick file on Savile but he couldnt be touched because of friends in high places, including paedo royalty.

  • @sail1948 So... you are actually claiming that high ranking police officers and

    the royal family protected Jimmy Saville so he could assault kids? He

    probably didn't want those pictures to come out because the place was

    being investigated and he has a reputation to protect, i doubt it was

    because he was going into the place and raping kids? If he was you'd

    think one of the victims would go to the papers wouldn't you? You seem obsessed with peodophiles... are you one?

  • @MrBadgerbingo High ranking cops we'rent interested in protecting Savile, according to my friends father the majority were frustrated that they were prevented from investigating him, not only by members of the royal family but by members of a vast paedophile network that included politicians, judges and yes members of the royal family. And no I'm not a paedo but was a victim of one many years ago hence my loathing of that creep Savile.

  • @sail1948 Bollocks.

  • @Nothefaceyoubitch Big hairy bollocks to you.

  • @sail1948 My favourite big hairy bollocks are your dad's. Even with them starting to look a bit like Dot Cotton's face, the pubes going grey and the fact they've been around a bit, they're still the best in town.

  • THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEEDS TO KNOCK XFACTOR OFF THE TOP SPOT THIS YEAR JUST FOR JIM!! RIP FELLA

  • R.I.P to a legend

    1926 - 2011

  • Could you fix it for me to dance your fucking grave, you slimey paedo?

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  • Hah!

    I bow to your genius.

    Game on.

    Cheesy.

  • RIP Jim. Even though you didn't fix it for me to watch Sam Fox and Maria Whittaker Lez off.

  • I just came back from a Halloween party dressed as a Jimmy Savile warewolf, Howl then Howl then

  • Jim'll snuff it

  • Jingle Jangle for xmas no1!

  • Big fan of jimmy luv the song though

  • RIP Jimmy Saville 

  • fucking love this song more than life its self

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • So Jimmy Savile has died.....HOWS ABOUT THAT THEN

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  • RIP RIP RIP lovely lovely lovely

  • Who's going to fuck the corpses now Jimmy? Think of the corpses at this time.

  • @mrtunegoon But where is your proof ?

  • rip jimmy

    thx

  • RIP - I hope you saw this before you went.

  • I'm a council gritter.

  • *Dances around like pixie*

  • RIP, I never did meet Worzel Gummidge though :(

  • Its what Sir Jimmy would have wanted!! R.I.P., as it 'appens!!

  • R.I.P. Jimmy (The God of Top of the Pops)

  • @JackDrummerMachine a fantastic bloke, a legend that will never be beaten on his generosity to all the chairities he raised money for (and donated a lot of his own wealth mind) RIP Sir Jim, you'll be sadly missed

  • @bl0xta Hope he wasn't the paedophile that many claim he was

  • Brilliant!

  • The Original King of Bling, rest in peace sir.

  • RIP Jim.

    With your patented badge-and-cigar drawer in the armrest of your chair you changed the way we think about furniture.

  • With your sad passing the World loses another fine character and personality. Thanks for all the laughs..........

  • Jim has Kicked it. Farewell beloved corpse grinder.

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  • RIP jangler.

  • Too soon.

  • RIP

  • r.i.p. jimmy saville and as for you wasters that have come out of the woodwork shame on you this fella raised millions for charity and was a insipiration to many.

  • Absolute Leeds scum.

  • @RichyBMelodies that is a bit unfair, he has done more in his life and gave more of his time and money (he used to donate half of his salary to chairity) than most others would even think about doing. RIP Sir Jimmy and thank you for all the time and effort you gave to others.

  • @bl0xta Be he constantly sounded like he was on crack

  • @RichyBMelodies Yeah true he did come across as a bit of an oddball lol but his heart was in the right place I think.

  • R.I.P. Jimmy

  • RIP u old cunt

  • @acidhouse1988

    You'll be one soon!

  • RIP Jimmy.

  • No tears here- Waiting for the truth to finally come out. Dirty old man!

  • @Ihatepiekeys yep i agree dirty old bastard! got pedo written all over him.

  • RIP Jimster - will they play this one on TOTP fro you?

  • Brilliant!

  • R.I.P Jimmy

  • R.I.P. Sir Jimmy, the UK has lost a legend :-(

  • R.I.P. Jimmy, a true English eccentric.

  • RIP Jimmy

  • RIP Jimmy....

  • Dear Jim,could you fix it for yourself........!

  • RIP, Jimmy.

  • RIP

  • 'Dear Jim'll, please fix it for me to shit on a WHORE. Yours sincerely, Ben (age 9)'

    I hope with all my heart someone actually sent that to the show when it was on air...

  • NOW THEN NOW THEN,BOYS AND GIRLS,DONT MOURN MY PASSING,CELEBRATE MY LIFE. erh erh erh. big cigar big cigar.

  • Rest in peace Jimmy,the world is definatly a shitty place without the greatest

    JIMMY SAVILLE- LEGEND.

  • RIP James (killing myself laughing at this vid tho!)

  • Let's get this in the charts for Sir Jimmy. Lovely lovely lovely, come and chuck ya muck!

  • And a vaguely sinister era of light entertainment draws to a close

  • God Bless you Jimmy. Now Then, Now Then!!

  • RIP Jimmy :(

  • Sir Jimmy Saville! R.I.P

  • This is now my ringtone

  • I'm going for a shit, by the time I get back, this better be a top comment.

  • jingle jangle jewlery im off 2 scarborough for a ruck and fish and chips ill get for free cos im jimmy saville i know people in high places

  • Now then now then. My brother's a bicycle. How does he small? A penguin. Let's have a look in Jimmy's magic chair...

  • The music is indeed Mike Oldfield, but it's "Il Dulci Jubilo'

  • Number of times Jimmy Saville has said "Showaddywaddy" - Maybe twice?

    Number of times Hugh Dennis has said "Showaddywaddy" - EVERY SINGLE BASTARD EPISODE.

  • Buggar Ma Boom !

  • A work of underrated GENIUS ; the lyrics and vocal performance deserve a Knighthood ! - Time to rape a Turkey, Im not a Shirt Lifter etc etc etc. BRILLIANT

  • What is the song in the background?

  • @LongHairedLoser 'In Dulci Jubilo' by Mike Oldfield, a top 10 hit single at Christmastime 1975 ; great record with a brilliant guitar solo half way through

  • @TheKenfig Mike Oldfield's Tubular Bells

    I listen to the full thing(burned from the full vinyl original) wayyy too often

  • tumbs up if u are here because of rude tube rude tunes

  • the sound of christmas

  • genious.

  • This is piss funny!

  • Come and suck me clinkers, lovely lovely lovely

  • Up my cadbury alley, im not a shirtlifter XD LOVE IT

  • gotta get this for my ringtone lol..

    anyone know all the lyrics, cant make em all out??

  • 'chuck your muck over your sisters jubblies'

    looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooooool

  • Where do the vocals come from? It doesn't sound like sentence mixing or anything :S

  • Chock a chicken

  • Time to chuck your muck over your sister's jubblies!!! hahahahahahah xD

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  • Brilliant! Jimmy used to freak me out more than the Cybermen.

  • Come and suck me clinkers. Lovely, lovely, lovely. 

  • I love the way his lips appear to move to the lyrics, its class! Esp the rape a turkey bit!

  • I love the way his lips appear to move to the lyrics, its class!

  • And i though jimmy saville by himself was disturbing enough

  • lol now i know what lady gaga will look like in thirty years

  • time to chuck your muck, cover your sisters jublies, luvly luvly luvly!!

  • Saw this on telly last night. I pissed myself laughing...then pissed myself laughing even more when my missus asked "what`s a chocolate starfish mean?"

    luvly luvly luvly!! ;0)

  • Saw this on telly last night. I pissed myself laughing...then pissed myself laughing even more when my missus asked "what`s a chocolate starfish mean?"

    luvly luvly luvly!! ;0)

  • I was mildly amused until the note to 'Jim'll' asking could he fix it for Ben (aged 9) to sh*t on a whore.

    At which point I laughed so hard I think I've ruptured something. Cheers for that. Great stuff.

  • Classic!!!

    

  • What is that song?! It's been following me ever since I saw this video! :L

  • @joethorpe12345 Mike Oldfield - In dulci jubilo

  • It's not Christmas without this.

  • AArrrrgghhhhahahahahhahahaha:)­

  • Does a OUIJA BOARD come with dice and a carry case?

  • I cry with laughter everytime i see this and i thought Trampaclaus was the greatest thing on UTUBE !

  • Defo get this as Christmas 2011 number 1!!! I'll buy a copy!!!!

  • Thumb this up if you like Ice's idea, if I get enough thumbs up I'll try and get a campaign for Christmas Number One up and running next year!

  • I am from the US and just discovering about Jimmy Saville. Technically, he is the Dick Clark of the UK but to a more eccentric extreme.

  • im a council gritter..

  • sisters jublys

  • Time to rape a turkey.

  • everytime i piss misen

  • this should be release in time for christmas and shove that cowell in the shit fixed show anyway.

  • Hello iceviking

    jingle jangle jewelry was recorded by a pirate radio d.j called DAVE DOUBLEDEX from the pirate radio station SWINGING RADIO ENGLAND based in london....he recorded a huge amount of this type of material,including a full xmas album (which is very rude) and is currently performing live on the music/comedy circuit....he is working on a compilation album as we speak....a very funny guy

  • The guy who recorded the jingle jangle jewelry song was a d.j called DAVE DOUBLEDEX (HONESTLY) from the pirate radio station SWINGING RADIO ENGLAND based in london.......i know him personally and he recorded loads of similar stuff which is hilarious.....i think he is currently making a compilation video of all the good stuff...and he is currently on the comedy/music trail,doing live performances.......when i have details of his appearances i will post them on here and on my site

  • this song is played in my work everyday and all i think of is the jimmy jangle

  • Can't gt this song outta my head!!

  • What is the base song called?

  • @R1DDL3RS in Dulci Jubilo by MIke Oldfield

  • can't get this stupid tune out of my head

  • Up me copper sombrero

    Up me copper sombrero

    come and suck me clinkers

    lovely, lovely, lovely

  • Rofl

  • Oh my goodness! I've only listened to this once and the song WON'T LEAVE MY HEAD! This song made me chuck my muck over my sister's jubblies. Actually I don't have a sister. I wonder who she was?

  • @resonance2001 ..in the name of god!..l too have been infected with this hideous ear worm.a customer was talking to me this afternoon and all l could think of was "jingle jangle".....

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  • fucking brilliant

  • im a council gritter? 

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  • @Joenintey90 It is slang for arsehole, gritter sounds like shitter. They also spray salt on roads during cold weather, to stop them freezing.

  • OMG FUCKIN HILERIOUS!

  • @xxDISEMBOWLMENTxx

    its funny how out of every utube user u wud comment after me XD

  • the 30 people who put dislike i will personal hunt down and cut.

  • HA HA HA HA I found that so funny but my sense of humour has never been highbrow...

  • take is up the bum!!

    what the name of the backing track?

  • @bigbadgorefang

    in Dulci Jubilo - Mike Oldfield

  • jinge jangle jewellery lovely lovely lovely come and chuck your muck the northern northern northern up the christmas tree I'm a chutney farmer lovely lovely lovely up the chocolate speedway I'm a Council gritter up me chocolate startfish lovely lovely lovely etc.
  • Lovely lovely lovely time to rape a turkey

  • i saw this on rude tube lol ... up my chocolate speedway my sisters jubbleys

  • come and eat me clag nuts

  • rude tube

    I think this song is funny cos of the way he sings it and his STUPID lyrics!

    Also the funny ass backtrack...

    ROCK MEH CHOCOLATE STAARFISH.

    TIME TO CHUCK YOUR MUCK OVA YA SISTERS JUBBLEEZ...

  • I saw this on rude tube and now its my ringtone!

  • take it up the bum