watch it again and pay extra attention in the end when he holds "the ninja weapon" it's made of paper or some soft materila. he can squeeze it LOL watch here 6:59
This is so fucking stupid. LOL I cant believe i own this movie. They over exaggerate the gory parts, and there cant possibly be blood squirting everywhere. Theres actually blood and "AIR" comming out. But I found this movie really funny. LOL
Shoot em up is a movie that is so over the top its great. This movie isnt even B good, its just stupid. Its also a blatent rip off of Master of the Flying Guilitines. I had never seen Machine Girl until now. Im not even going to waste my bandwith downloading it.
I've seen worse. I believe it was called the blair witch project. This movie had higher production value than blair witch project......then again thats not too hard to do.
"Eastern film sense"? You mean liking horrid dialog, nonsensacle stories and beyond cheesy special effects? Lets face it, you don't watch a movie like this for the "great writing/story" or "awesome quality"... you watch it for silly plot hole filled overly bloody action scenes.
Indeed, I find it funny that apparently bullet proof vests also stop extremly high caliber guns without making the person flinch... oh and apparently they also protect the shirts that cover them from getting any holes lol.
with the extreme silliness of the events, it's hard to feel sorry for the characters.they end up being only charicatures of human beings...cool special effects, though
XD, no pare de reír!!!!
NataliaCruz666 3 weeks ago
that dudes voice actor is the same as yugi's in yugioh
TheYoungOne96 3 weeks ago
wait a minute why did the guy run? wasnt he winning?
UchihaMadara0727 1 month ago
i used to kick like a good japanese girl, but then i took the executioner to the knee....
spartanjohn343 1 month ago
It sounds like Uncle Phil doing the son's father's voice lol
Venom87542 1 month ago
oh and dirty mouth? clean it up with Orbit
TheDiabloical 1 month ago
im confused are they football playing ninjas?
TheDiabloical 1 month ago
Looks like it was filmed in someones back garden acting was terrible
xixcolt45 2 months ago
Thumbs up if James Rolfe led you here.
LazyBumFilmObsessor 2 months ago
da fuck was that 0_0
heyuidiot200 2 months ago
holy shit
ShowMe160 2 months ago
do NOT fuck with the japanese..... even a school girl can mount a machine gun on her hand and shoot you in
chantimothy 3 months ago
full of bloods!
theedzen007 4 months ago
this movie is so bad its good
WhiteoutRocksOfishul 5 months ago
JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUICE FTW!
markguevarra22 6 months ago
bring in the COOL AAAAIIIIIDDD!!!
ghostfire1234 7 months ago
How much tomato ketchup can a human waste.
freddy2day4u2 7 months ago
who the fuck funded this shit?
RYNO2511 7 months ago
Can someone say SUPER ULTRA MEGA
FAKENESS? Lol
yoyocomedy 8 months ago
3:12 Thats how you get AIDs
SgtTwinkleToes 8 months ago
That guy probably shouldn't have shouted die as he prepared to shoot her in the back of the head
BlckComb 8 months ago
oh gotta love those english dubs
TechSynapse 9 months ago
Why do the Americans have such shitty dubbing?
FragMan69 9 months ago
This is possibly the lamest movie i've ever um....seen. why'd they make this?
Omnihilus 9 months ago
hahahaahhahahahahhahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaa
watch it again and pay extra attention in the end when he holds "the ninja weapon" it's made of paper or some soft materila. he can squeeze it LOL watch here 6:59
TheMaddafukka 10 months ago
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!! wtf does the blood always spray everywhere!?
JDRkicks 10 months ago
i cant be suprised after i saw Tokyo gore police :D
MrPartypooper 11 months ago
beware my ninja box kite of death... wtf?
Traveller000001 11 months ago
wait, is this for real?
Buckleofbelt 11 months ago
what a fucked up movie
DizzelRazzel 11 months ago
I would like to rate this the classic youtube 5 stars
noheroX 11 months ago
nothing more than a tomato juice....
xaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxa
this movie must be awesome
wizardnecromancer666 1 year ago
WTF ? This Movie is fucking ridiculous !
93tunis 1 year ago
This is actually just your average Japanese gang fight.
Thyrfing84 1 year ago
What happens next?
TheMovieFan1000 1 year ago
man i this movie is just fucking awesome.
mature942 1 year ago
I love the way the bad guy just runs off at the end. Don't they usually have a jetpack or heli ride waiting for them?
BlckComb 1 year ago
the "blood fountain" effect is what makes this movie so funny...that, and the unnatural bend-ability of their weapons (look at 7:01 for example)
omegaanimeman 1 year ago
"you are no longer the only ones who have become monsters to avenge their family members" - one of the greatest movie quotes of all time.
hivelocity100 1 year ago
lol
web2sign 1 year ago
Oh geez, the english voice acting made this even funnier.
FrosChannel 1 year ago
I know weapons--and a gattling gun could penetrate bulletproof cevlar.
On3ShOtKiilz 1 year ago
Her handjobs must be really painful :'(
On3ShOtKiilz 1 year ago 4
Ye dubbing japanese voices with english voices don't work :S
On3ShOtKiilz 1 year ago
MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!!
no wait.....wrong show
dead82 1 year ago
Any film with a drill bra becomes an absolute favorite for me.
LightCaster1 1 year ago
love when she shirt riped 5:52
princejmye 1 year ago
id love to read the script for this movie
CHICK #1: AHHHH1
Machine Girl: UHAHA!
Ninja: AAAHHH
Machine Girl: UHUAHAH
cooldwg97 1 year ago 12
i am super disturbed after watching this
hontarius 1 year ago
am sorry, is this a joke ?
rollyzone 1 year ago
@rollyzone lol its a movie
Maverick52093 1 year ago
i so need to get this movie
TheSteampunkkid00079 1 year ago
@TheSteampunkkid00079
It was pretty interesting. A lot of blood though.
DatEnigmatic 1 year ago
3;15 ...ok i think hes dead
animeninjas1 1 year ago
Bloody@@
qen790213 1 year ago
Machine Girl is cute
wejetski 1 year ago 3
did...did you dub this yourself?
GRIEF1712 1 year ago 3
i have a parcel of original posters & photos from70's & 80's for sale ,people interest contact me
reliquias1980 1 year ago
Wrong aspect ratio.
realisticHomeboy 1 year ago
looks like a cartoon scene!!!!
winniecolina 1 year ago
thanks japan !!!!, for your( ancestral culture)and original movie like like
kenishi28 1 year ago
their cute
gtlaw 1 year ago
white panties.. O.O
Bytoria 1 year ago 3
@Bytoria
qen790213 1 year ago
I haven't laughed this much while watching a fight scene for a long time.
Romashka14 1 year ago
lol
4L3xx13L 2 years ago
Well the good things is blood the acting is the worst - -'
RedSeruy 2 years ago
THIS MOVIE IS WIERD
luger188 2 years ago
Dubbing fail...
BrightRaven0 2 years ago
/facepalm/
hedgehogsnail142 2 years ago
awesome graphics:)
PLxFTW 2 years ago
Your fucking retarded lol
Spyhunter3391 2 years ago
2:54 That remind me MADWORLD hahahahaaha XP XP!!!!
BibsZL 2 years ago
i mean..... the game (wii)
BibsZL 2 years ago
This shit is exactly what Tenchu woulda been if it was a movie.
1JanosAudron 2 years ago
It looks like someone made this at home...
TronDevlin 2 years ago
WE ARE THE POWER RANGERZ!
CrossFeast 2 years ago 39
@CrossFeast lmao
darksayese 1 year ago
I like the girl does absolutely nothing while her buddy gets chainsawed at an EXTREMELY slow pace.
phantom102 2 years ago 3
gay gore ive seen more disgusting things
36jemm 2 years ago
The Machine Girl is a dumb movie but has funny gore scenes
sshhaannee10 2 years ago 2
At 2:11 I'm like, "just shoot them!" What are they waiting for? This vid's a lot longer than it needs to be.
ZachsMind 2 years ago
this movie is so cheezy..
I'd hit that though.. ;D
creepyk1d 2 years ago
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This movie SUCKS!
richardpupo 2 years ago
So bad that it's funny.
You can see compress gas coming out of blood fountains
Deadman1709 2 years ago
lmao! when that topless guy shouted out "WE ARE THE w.e AVENGERS!" u could see those hair under his armpit, haha
bb33nnii 2 years ago
OMG hahahaha, we live in the year 2008, pump up those crappy fx! XD
luckytrifle 2 years ago 2
Rofl this is so bad its kinda funny
Lermakerma17 2 years ago 2
rofl? they can't make better movies in this centuary..?
Brevik 3 years ago
shes hot
AznsPwnAll 3 years ago 19
@AznsPwnAll i agree with you ;P
fugischo 1 year ago
I agree too!
hologramh 1 year ago
english dubbed? lame.
RedMoonAi 3 years ago
gott, ist das gut... xD
adonis1991 3 years ago 3
I surely did not expect realism but a bit more than Power Rangers style stupidity and fight scenes. Ouch
Olivaro2k 3 years ago 2
3:46 Nice Crotch shot
Spyhunter3391 3 years ago
This is hilarious
Spyhunter3391 3 years ago 2
this might be good if the effects wernt so terrible
lprocksyd 3 years ago
i lol'd my ass off american football players?
blah23 3 years ago 3
just like GEARS of WAR
tonious35 3 years ago 2
OMFG THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!
jdmc0606 3 years ago 2
The German Version is cut! But why? this is funny and trash. a anime! Nice Video!
cartasaft 3 years ago
WoW even asain movies are anime like.
ChocolateMilk831 3 years ago
they stood around while she took her time chainsawing him?
Truepheng 3 years ago
hey i saw it....its actually enjoyable....i recomend it
naruto64kun 3 years ago
smoke looking blood comes outta the enemies bodies when you stab them..
*where she stabbed the girl lol*
anaadak 3 years ago
*damn iam outt bullets*
Then she pulls out bullets outta her ass
there you go mission done..,. LOL
anaadak 3 years ago
seriously those who made this thing use way to much drugs
razgriz1086 3 years ago
Hm... sounds ppretty bizarre with English.
tzzel 3 years ago
hahahahaha 2008? really?
KittenzAV2 3 years ago
This is so fucking stupid. LOL I cant believe i own this movie. They over exaggerate the gory parts, and there cant possibly be blood squirting everywhere. Theres actually blood and "AIR" comming out. But I found this movie really funny. LOL
8kindomhearts8 3 years ago
This is the best thing I've eer seen
NeroLucien 3 years ago
Worst english sync i ever heard xD. Movie is kinda funny tho
mikachuuu 3 years ago
Shoot em up is a movie that is so over the top its great. This movie isnt even B good, its just stupid. Its also a blatent rip off of Master of the Flying Guilitines. I had never seen Machine Girl until now. Im not even going to waste my bandwith downloading it.
stratguitarist 3 years ago
AAHAHAHAHAH WTF is this movie!!?? o rofled my ass off to death AHAHAHAH and the scene when she lose her leg omg i couldnt stop laughting
eleszar1 3 years ago
this is horribly sad.
SirRamboi 3 years ago
roflmao genius
dicoproductions 3 years ago
Holy shit, thats out of the ordinary.
paTieNTdEaD 3 years ago
Extreme Japaneese power rangers.
Spyhunter3391 3 years ago 3
best movie ever
vololawa 3 years ago 2
>4:02min.
What the Fuck???
This is fucking bad!
OMG!
He4dy 3 years ago
Do not knock this cause if this were an anime you would love it you shallow bastards...
frankzro 3 years ago 2
The sad this is....you're right.
digivince 3 years ago
Pelicula Devertida
Funny Movie
EduLeeHyuga 3 years ago
Made in China
parental25 3 years ago
wooooow, that was sucky
Scythe1990 3 years ago
Seriously though, has anyone anywhere seen anything this bad before? I think I saw a thing made by some college kids once, but aside from that...
svc1978 3 years ago
I've seen worse. I believe it was called the blair witch project. This movie had higher production value than blair witch project......then again thats not too hard to do.
digivince 3 years ago
Good point, Blair Witch was utterly disgraceful. I've been more unnerved by fluffy slippers.
svc1978 3 years ago
gona rent dis
lookingoutpfunk 3 years ago
it looks stupid because of the dubbing, in japanese i'm sure it's stylish and fun.
tammytrauma 3 years ago 3
I found it more fun to watch dubbed. It adds to the cheese.
onadogstar 3 years ago
LOL its so shitty its funny
VietxStar 3 years ago 3
es una porqueria esta pelicula
Fuck movie, is a sheet
dinoapla2 3 years ago
this looks terrible. like the power rangers with graphic gore
RemingtonTeekell 3 years ago 3
lool he pretty much has them beat... and then he just runs away?
qazingful 3 years ago 2
Very stupid.
Pianapapalo 3 years ago
It is very, very, very, very bad done.
Pianapapalo 3 years ago
Bad done? Why do you say so? I thought it was greatly done considering it to be as gory as it was :)
DupBror 3 years ago
Poveri filippini...
Pianapapalo 3 years ago
Uno dei filmati più tristi e patetici mai visti.
puzzanghera 3 years ago
lol tha sad thing is, i dont think it was meant to be funny
hcwalkingeagle 3 years ago
My tummy hurts :P
LightningWolf777 3 years ago
fucken retarded
666SuperFly666 3 years ago
DUB= fail.
xDROWNINGxxinmysleep 3 years ago 2
FAIL
Defucijus 3 years ago
Red paint spraying = fail.
bboyrocklee 3 years ago
this is way too gory
sk8erflipdude 3 years ago
4:04 OWNED!!
PsyKKo 3 years ago
japanese some retarded movie to make people laugh, that y i like about japanese people LOL
GuardianDemonX 3 years ago
Ha! Indy Mogul did a better job on the gatling-gun-arm-thing and for cheaper! Theirs actually spins!
ElZomboFantasma 3 years ago
They did an amazing Paradody of this in thier test film, Your right a spinning gun arm is WAAAAY better!
TafKiwi 3 years ago
this is kind of all fake no offense!
muffinzxer 3 years ago
Don't care that people don't like it, it was ment for people with a Eastern film sense :)
fugischo 3 years ago
"Eastern film sense"? You mean liking horrid dialog, nonsensacle stories and beyond cheesy special effects? Lets face it, you don't watch a movie like this for the "great writing/story" or "awesome quality"... you watch it for silly plot hole filled overly bloody action scenes.
DarkBunnyLord 3 years ago
This reminds me of Evil Aliens but it is simply shit. It has too much bullshit asian elements in it. Evil Aliens have bloody style in fights :) =).
LucaTurilli89 3 years ago
the blood looks like freakin kool-aid!
EenkHart 3 years ago
i kno it does
CopsHateMe 3 years ago
Those girls are fucking hot, but the movie suck.
3503986 3 years ago
definately agree with that first bit. Especially the 1 whos foot gets cut off...
TafKiwi 3 years ago
you gotta love the B-movies, especially with horrible english overdubbing.
martyrsacrificemetal 3 years ago
Indeed, I find it funny that apparently bullet proof vests also stop extremly high caliber guns without making the person flinch... oh and apparently they also protect the shirts that cover them from getting any holes lol.
DarkBunnyLord 3 years ago
when was this made?
illchiken10 3 years ago
haha second lag with the blood of the decapitating head
omnisaloon 3 years ago
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ASIAN......WHAT A LAUGH!!! There only good for 1 thing and thats making my shrimp fried rice!
dreamillusions84 3 years ago
LOL, they are all the way better than other races.
Shessy91 3 years ago
rasist
Blaazkey 3 years ago
rasist
Blaazkey 3 years ago
with the extreme silliness of the events, it's hard to feel sorry for the characters.they end up being only charicatures of human beings...cool special effects, though
anyway, thanx for uploading
AORMETALGORE 3 years ago 3
dude... power ranger is better than this... lol
tomkoolman 3 years ago
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Oh my god, Japanese are so... hahahaa
olblacks 3 years ago
hahahahahahahaha 0:52 how the hell could anyone be intimidated by that????lol
tudortoomey 3 years ago 2
LMFAO so true xD
katanaxx1 3 years ago
A delightful descent into the mind of a madman, or in this case a madwoman :D
doktorkloride 3 years ago
This movie is awesomee!!!!
very, very funny ;-)
biiosux 3 years ago
Is it me or do the breathe and grunt really loud.
Tomkins456 3 years ago 2
its just the actors or the actress doing the voices for the characters
if you watch the original audio its not the same
friendlybrowser 3 years ago