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  • XD, no pare de reír!!!!

  • that dudes voice actor is the same as yugi's in yugioh

  • wait a minute why did the guy run? wasnt he winning?

  • i used to kick like a good japanese girl, but then i took the executioner to the knee....

  • It sounds like Uncle Phil doing the son's father's voice lol

  • oh and dirty mouth? clean it up with Orbit

  • im confused are they football playing ninjas?

  • Looks like it was filmed in someones back garden acting was terrible

  • Thumbs up if James Rolfe led you here.

  • da fuck was that 0_0

  • holy shit

  • do NOT fuck with the japanese..... even a school girl can mount a machine gun on her hand and shoot you in

  • full of bloods!

  • this movie is so bad its good

  • JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUICE FTW!

  • bring in the COOL AAAAIIIIIDDD!!!

  • How much tomato ketchup can a human waste.

  • who the fuck funded this shit?

  • Can someone say SUPER ULTRA MEGA

    FAKENESS? Lol

  • 3:12 Thats how you get AIDs

  • That guy probably shouldn't have shouted die as he prepared to shoot her in the back of the head

  • oh gotta love those english dubs

  • Why do the Americans have such shitty dubbing?

  • This is possibly the lamest movie i've ever um....seen. why'd they make this?

  • hahahaahhahahahahhahahhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhaaaaa

    watch it again and pay extra attention in the end when he holds "the ninja weapon" it's made of paper or some soft materila. he can squeeze it LOL watch here 6:59

  • AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!! wtf does the blood always spray everywhere!?

  • i cant be suprised after i saw Tokyo gore police :D

  • beware my ninja box kite of death... wtf?

  • wait, is this for real?

  • what a fucked up movie

  • I would like to rate this the classic youtube 5 stars

  • nothing more than a tomato juice....

    xaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxa

    this movie must be awesome

  • WTF ? This Movie is fucking ridiculous !

  • This is actually just your average Japanese gang fight.

  • What happens next?

  • man i this movie is just fucking awesome.

  • I love the way the bad guy just runs off at the end. Don't they usually have a jetpack or heli ride waiting for them?

  • the "blood fountain" effect is what makes this movie so funny...that, and the unnatural bend-ability of their weapons (look at 7:01 for example)

  • "you are no longer the only ones who have become monsters to avenge their family members" - one of the greatest movie quotes of all time.

  • lol

  • Oh geez, the english voice acting made this even funnier.

  • I know weapons--and a gattling gun could penetrate bulletproof cevlar.

  • Her handjobs must be really painful :'(

  • Ye dubbing japanese voices with english voices don't work :S

  • MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!!

    no wait.....wrong show

  • Any film with a drill bra becomes an absolute favorite for me.

  • love when she shirt riped 5:52

  • id love to read the script for this movie

    CHICK #1: AHHHH1

    Machine Girl: UHAHA!

    Ninja: AAAHHH

    Machine Girl: UHUAHAH

  • i am super disturbed after watching this

  • am sorry, is this a joke ?

  • @rollyzone lol its a movie

  • i so need to get this movie

  • @TheSteampunkkid00079

    It was pretty interesting. A lot of blood though.

  • 3;15 ...ok i think hes dead

  • Bloody@@

  • Machine Girl is cute

  • did...did you dub this yourself?

  • i have a parcel of original posters & photos from70's & 80's for sale ,people interest contact me

  • Wrong aspect ratio.

  • looks like a cartoon scene!!!!

  • thanks japan !!!!, for your( ancestral culture)and original movie like like

  • their cute

  • white panties..  O.O

  • I haven't laughed this much while watching a fight scene for a long time.

  • lol

  • Well the good things is blood the acting is the worst - -'

  • THIS MOVIE IS WIERD

  • Dubbing fail...

  • /facepalm/

  • awesome graphics:)

  • Your fucking retarded lol

  • 2:54 That remind me MADWORLD hahahahaaha XP XP!!!!

  • i mean..... the game (wii)

  • This shit is exactly what Tenchu woulda been if it was a movie.

  • It looks like someone made this at home...

  • WE ARE THE POWER RANGERZ!

  • @CrossFeast lmao

  • I like the girl does absolutely nothing while her buddy gets chainsawed at an EXTREMELY slow pace.

  • gay gore ive seen more disgusting things

  • The Machine Girl is a dumb movie but has funny gore scenes

  • At 2:11 I'm like, "just shoot them!" What are they waiting for? This vid's a lot longer than it needs to be.

  • this movie is so cheezy..

    I'd hit that though.. ;D

  • So bad that it's funny.

    You can see compress gas coming out of blood fountains

  • lmao! when that topless guy shouted out "WE ARE THE w.e AVENGERS!" u could see those hair under his armpit, haha

  • OMG hahahaha, we live in the year 2008, pump up those crappy fx! XD

  • Rofl this is so bad its kinda funny

  • rofl? they can't make better movies in this centuary..?

  • shes hot

  • @AznsPwnAll  i agree with you ;P

  • I agree too!

  • english dubbed? lame.

  • gott, ist das gut... xD

  • I surely did not expect realism but a bit more than Power Rangers style stupidity and fight scenes. Ouch

  • 3:46 Nice Crotch shot

  • This is hilarious

  • this might be good if the effects wernt so terrible

  • i lol'd my ass off american football players?

  • just like GEARS of WAR

  • OMFG THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!

  • The German Version is cut! But why? this is funny and trash. a anime! Nice Video!

  • WoW even asain movies are anime like.

  • they stood around while she took her time chainsawing him?

  • hey i saw it....its actually enjoyable....i recomend it

  • smoke looking blood comes outta the enemies bodies when you stab them..

    *where she stabbed the girl lol*

  • *damn iam outt bullets*

    Then she pulls out bullets outta her ass

    there you go mission done..,. LOL

  • seriously those who made this thing use way to much drugs

  • Hm... sounds ppretty bizarre with English.

  • hahahahaha 2008? really?

  • This is so fucking stupid. LOL I cant believe i own this movie. They over exaggerate the gory parts, and there cant possibly be blood squirting everywhere. Theres actually blood and "AIR" comming out. But I found this movie really funny. LOL

  • This is the best thing I've eer seen

  • Worst english sync i ever heard xD. Movie is kinda funny tho

  • Shoot em up is a movie that is so over the top its great. This movie isnt even B good, its just stupid. Its also a blatent rip off of Master of the Flying Guilitines. I had never seen Machine Girl until now. Im not even going to waste my bandwith downloading it.

  • AAHAHAHAHAH WTF is this movie!!?? o rofled my ass off to death AHAHAHAH and the scene when she lose her leg omg i couldnt stop laughting

  • this is horribly sad.

  • roflmao genius

  • Holy shit, thats out of the ordinary.

  • Extreme Japaneese power rangers.

  • best movie ever

  • >4:02min.

    What the Fuck???

    This is fucking bad!

    OMG!

  • Do not knock this cause if this were an anime you would love it you shallow bastards...

  • The sad this is....you're right.

  • Pelicula Devertida

    Funny Movie

  • Made in China

  • wooooow, that was sucky

  • Seriously though, has anyone anywhere seen anything this bad before? I think I saw a thing made by some college kids once, but aside from that...

  • I've seen worse. I believe it was called the blair witch project. This movie had higher production value than blair witch project......then again thats not too hard to do.

  • Good point, Blair Witch was utterly disgraceful. I've been more unnerved by fluffy slippers.

  • gona rent dis

  • it looks stupid because of the dubbing, in japanese i'm sure it's stylish and fun.

  • I found it more fun to watch dubbed. It adds to the cheese.

  • LOL its so shitty its funny

  • es una porqueria esta pelicula

    Fuck movie, is a sheet

  • this looks terrible. like the power rangers with graphic gore

  • lool he pretty much has them beat... and then he just runs away?

  • Very stupid.

  • It is very, very, very, very bad done.

  • Bad done? Why do you say so? I thought it was greatly done considering it to be as gory as it was :)

  • Poveri filippini...

  • Uno dei filmati più tristi e patetici mai visti.

  • lol tha sad thing is, i dont think it was meant to be funny

  • My tummy hurts :P

  • fucken retarded

  • DUB= fail.

  • FAIL

  • Red paint spraying = fail.

  • this is way too gory

  • 4:04 OWNED!!

  • japanese some retarded movie to make people laugh, that y i like about japanese people LOL

  • Ha! Indy Mogul did a better job on the gatling-gun-arm-thing and for cheaper! Theirs actually spins!

  • They did an amazing Paradody of this in thier test film, Your right a spinning gun arm is WAAAAY better!

  • this is kind of all fake no offense!

  • Don't care that people don't like it, it was ment for people with a Eastern film sense :)

  • "Eastern film sense"? You mean liking horrid dialog, nonsensacle stories and beyond cheesy special effects? Lets face it, you don't watch a movie like this for the "great writing/story" or "awesome quality"... you watch it for silly plot hole filled overly bloody action scenes.

  • This reminds me of Evil Aliens but it is simply shit. It has too much bullshit asian elements in it. Evil Aliens have bloody style in fights :) =).

  • the blood looks like freakin kool-aid!

  • i kno it does

  • Those girls are fucking hot, but the movie suck.

  • definately agree with that first bit. Especially the 1 whos foot gets cut off...

  • you gotta love the B-movies, especially with horrible english overdubbing.

  • Indeed, I find it funny that apparently bullet proof vests also stop extremly high caliber guns without making the person flinch... oh and apparently they also protect the shirts that cover them from getting any holes lol.

  • when was this made?

  • haha second lag with the blood of the decapitating head

  • LOL, they are all the way better than other races.

  • rasist

  • rasist

  • with the extreme silliness of the events, it's hard to feel sorry for the characters.they end up being only charicatures of human beings...cool special effects, though

    anyway, thanx for uploading

  • dude... power ranger is better than this... lol

  • hahahahahahahaha 0:52  how the hell could anyone be intimidated by that????lol

  • LMFAO so true xD

  • A delightful descent into the mind of a madman, or in this case a madwoman :D

  • This movie is awesomee!!!!

    very, very funny ;-)

  • Is it me or do the breathe and grunt really loud.

  • its just the actors or the actress doing the voices for the characters

    if you watch the original audio its not the same