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  • Ever since lennons picture came out with the cigarette between the guitar peg,lot of the rock stars copied him.of course the Beatles were the trend setters!

  • Musically Ed parks his ricer car at Walmart and proceeds to toot the fart pipes and make tires squeal as he cranks the stereo to 11. Cacophony.

  • I ♥ VH

  • Thumbs up if you're in love with him too.

  • EDDIE VAN HALEN FOREVER.

  • STATEMENT OF 1 OF THE WORLD BEST GUITARRISTS OF ALL TIME ! 

  • 3:17 inspiration to Satriani´s dive bombs.

  • the best

    

  • ♥ Eddie!! :)

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  • EDWARD VAN HALEN=AMAZING!!!!! ROCK ON!!!!!!!

  • eddie is the best we will ever see!!!!!!

  • WHERE'S Eddie?

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  • @Lucicsux There certainly is; the Saint Paul Avenue bridge. He shall be thrown off when the river is frozen over, his head will hit the hard ice and he will be done!

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  • he looks kinda fater...

    

  • Eddie Rules...hands down!! ♥

  • @Adnoydall u mad bro?

  • @howIronicle he's worse than that, he's banned! LOL Free Adnoydall the serial troll! He isnt crazy, just a misunderstood psychopath! EVH is God

  • @Lucicsux hahahaha ii know right lol

  • @howIronicle nobodys mad but Eds ass kissers. Some of us are happy that youtube invites us to respond to videos, and do so, instead of blathering stupidly and vulgarly about ourselves. So Eds psychopath Ediots hack our accounts and post profane drivel, and also upload the most asinine (stolen) pointless videos.

    On topic, this wank is stale dude.

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  • @Lucicsux "respond to this video" translates into "generic stupid vulgar blather" by Eds youtube jihad

    The wank in this video is so beyond stale by now. Musically its a ricer car parked at Walmart, fart pipes tooting and tires squealing, stereo cranked to 11 "Look at me! I got quad wiper bades! I got a 3 tier spoiler! I got the loudest paint! which is awesome for 6 minutes at Walmart, but then it farts on home under the speed limit like every other stock car on the road too putt putt

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  • @Lucicsux nothing you do can stop me from posting here you dim rote ass. And I'll opine that Eruption is shit wank forever cuz I can moron

  • @IntoVariety247 yes kendall, you can be a moron, and yes I'm sure youll be here till the day you die, there are hundreds of thousands of more usernames you can create as more of your present ones get banned, fact is EVH is God, nothing you can do about that NOyd, as I will be here everyday after you to remind you of that Duh what? EVH is God

  • 89? Sammy was already in the band at this time?

  • WILD MAN!!

    The fricking master

    

  • awesome vid van halen= da best

  • Adnoydall raped me again today, it was excruciating :(

  • Given the amount of hysteria Eddie's guitar playing has induced over the years and the amount of Hysteria "Adnoydall" has created in the last 4 or so, hasn't anyone stopped to ask themselves: "Could Adnoydall be Eddie himself just doing it to fuck with people??"

    seriously. ask yourself that.

    because nothing else makes sense about it.

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  • aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Explode my mind !!!!

  • @Lushsucr Ed believes you're too boring to invite into his house, which is why he spends your money on security around his home and family. What do you have to offer in the way of conversation "betetr scandle Beieber menbtal illness's" Absolutely priceless

  • ps - nobody consistently brings up "jizz" "cock:" "anal" "oral" and "feces" down here between Eds legs but his fans = Projection. Nobody feels compelled to abuse youtube to insult females, minorities, the homeless, infirm, non-Americans etc. all in Eds name, which is why he shits on the lot of you.

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  • @Lushsucr lol speaking dimly and rotely to yourself about yourself, as ever, where youtube invites us to respond to videos' contents.

    This Eruption wankery is one badass musical ricer car in my opinion. Ed parks at Walmart and cranks his lil engine into the red, fart pipes toot, tires squeal, the stereos cranked to 11, etc. but Ed really doesn't do anything, go anywhere, take a spin around the block. Musically he stays parked right there at Walmart surrounded by teen boys agog over noise.

  • @TheMadMusicMan I have the sound turned off cuz Eds wank is stale. I'll also forward your love note to Ed, saying you're ready to murder minorities Eds hates so much over this stale shit on youtube, which I'm sure will beget you an autographed guitar from Ed himself. Or maybe Ed will just continue to shit on the dim rote idiots his wank attracts? Smart move Ed, but its still shitty old wank.

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  • @Lushsucr awww still doing nothing on youtube but talking stupidly to yourself about yourself. The lesson you won't learn after 4 years is that Respond to this Video means just that, and that you rather obviously have no authority to telll anyone what they may think/write about Eruption. Ed's never going to let you huff his geriatrics undies for being so loyal a jihadist.

    On topic Eruption is a musical ricer car. Eds revs his little engine into the red, fart pipes toot, tires squeal, etc

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  • @Lushsucr nobody but a rageful idiot defends a stale wanky video on youtube from a negative comment. Defending ones right to voice ones opinion, on the other hand, is much more important.

    For instance, I feel Eruption is stale old wank by now. Ed parked this, his musical ricer car, at Walmart and proceeded to rev his lil engine into the red, making fart pipes toot and tires squeal, plastic trim shudder, cranking the stereo to 11, but the show never leaves the Walmart parking lot.

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  • @Lushsucr aww princess your awesome gods video got a negative review you ward off by waving virtual penises around. Thate pretty ineffective, apparently

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  • @Lushsucr aww Ewuption got a mean old comment. Aww, time for real men to wave a virtual dick around on youtube, to appease the heavy metal gods. Like thats gonna bring rock and roll back from its retirement in Wanklyand lolololololol.

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  • @Lushsucr lol you just thought you'd drop by and hallucinate stupidly as always. Seeing kids at the mall got you in a mood to talk about child porn, dancing in your empty head alone? I sure didn't send you child porn, you stupid closet ass because the topic here isn't you its Eds stale old wank. Allow me to elaborate.

    Now kids sure do love Eds stale old wank. Its a musical ricer car, all fart pipish and without much rhyme or reason beyond sheer repetitive noise.

  • @Adnoydall aww princess long day trolling huh, child porn remember the date Noyd? I have it right here when you sent it to me, yes Noyd sent me child porn, O yes Noyd cannot deny this, Noyd sent me child porn. aww princess youre still mad its evident. O yeah EVH is moses, youre trash.

  • @Lushsucr you do nothing but project i.e. speak about yourself to yourself, stupidily, asininely. The topic is Eds tired old wankery not you and your dim rote hallucinations.

    I just hope your kids arent around to see what captures your dim rote asinine attention most - namely sucking Eds dick on tyoutube. Tsk tsk, clsoet case Lushsucrs kids gonna be disappointed someday when they read your asinine angry rants sucking off a stale guitar player online.... its a cruel world kids...

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  • @Lushsucr admit it, you couldn't wait to get back home and nuzzle Eds crotch on youtube. You do nothing but project i.e. speak about yourself to yourself, stupidily, asininely. I just hope your kids aren't around to see what captures your dim rote asinine attention most - namely sucking Eds dick on tyoutube. Tsk tsk, closet case Lushsucrs kids gonna be disappointed someday when they read your asinine angry rants sucking off a stale guitar player online.... its a cruel world kids...

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  • @Lushsucr lol this is pricelss comedy. You couldn't wait to get back home and nuzzle Eds crotch on youtube. You do nothing but project i.e. speak about yourself to yourself, stupidily, asininely. I just hope your kids aren't around to see what captures your dim rote asinine attention most - namely sucking Eds dick on tyoutube. Tsk tsk, closet case Lushsucrs kids gonna be disappointed someday when they read your asinine angry rants sucking off a stale guitar player online. Cruel world kids...

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  • @Lushsucr awww lol back to dimly rotely asininely adoring Ed as God and wishing I had child porn. Ah well shitty wank attracts a shitty audience. Thats the Devils Circle here. Eds forever stuck in Wankyland as his idiotic fansproject stupidily about "penis and anus and child porn". Absolutely priceless.

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  • @Lushsucr Ed believes you're to boring to invite into his housee, which is why he spends your money on security around his home and family. What do you have to offer in the way of conversation "betetr scandle Beieber menbtal illness's" Absolutely priceless

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  • @Lushsucr youtube invites viewers to comment on videos, period, and if you don't like it you can go shoot yourself. You don't tell anyone what they may write here, capito?

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  • @Lushsucr the topic here is still Eruption, and its one sorry wanky suckfest by now. The best I can say about it is its like a musical ricer car. Ed revs the engine into the red, fart pipes toot, tires squeal but Ed never leaves the Walmart parking lot.

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  • @Lushsucr you only think my account will be deleted, but absolutely know Ed is god, sure. Talking to yourself about yourself as ever.

    youtube: Respond to this Video

    me: i think Eruption is stale wank

    you: duh Manson Eva Braun lolol fleshlight anus penis Ed is god give us your address

  • @Adnoydall LOL

  • @Lushsucr LOLOL

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  • @Lushsucr = yawn, projection, projection projection, dim, rote, asinine. Your self-descriptive video isn't playing above, Ed is, and his wank sure sounds like a musical ricer car to me. So allow me to respond to this video.

    this is Eds musical ricer car. He cranks the stereo to 11, revs the engine over and over, fart pipes toot, tires squeal, the overdone plastic trim shudders and shakes as Ed wanks with the knobs over and over and over. Ed never leaves the Walmart parking lot hes in. yawn

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  • @Lushsucr awww projection, dim, rote, asinine. Your self-descriptive video isn't playing above, Ed is, and his wank sure sounds like a musical ricer car to me. So allow me to respond to this video.

    This is Eds musical ricer car. He cranks the stereo to 11, revs the lil two stroke engine over and over, fart pipes toot, tires squeal, the overdone plastic trim shudders and shakes as Ed wanks with the knobs over and over and over. But Ed never leaves the Walmart parking lot hes in. yawn

  • @Adnoydall wow ED is so good here. I think i came harder watching this than when you anally rape me DAmn!

  • @AdnoysSorePitbull lok another generic fan of Eds ogles Eds wankery and blathers stupidly about anus. What a wanky suckfest this is and what a dim rote vulgar closet crowd it attracts.

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  • @Lushsucr lol you stupid idiot, the above-entioned video you made to yourself about yourself isn't the topic here, Eds stale old wank is and youtube invites us all to have our say about it. This is, again, how a response to this video looks"

    This is Eds musical ricer car - he cranks the stereo to 11, revs the engine over and over, fart pipes toot, tires squeal, the plastic trim shudders and shakes as Ed wanks with the knobs over and over. But Ed never leaves the Walmart parking lot hes in.

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  • @Lushsucr you rotely mention loving Ed, vaseline, wanking off to Ed for the 10000x time, endlessly ranting Lucic sucks, stupidly thinking Eds gonna send you an autograph for your dim, rote idiotic self-obsessed posts.

    Meanwhile, on topic, I'd say this guitar wank is Eds musical ricer car - he cranks the stereo to 11, revs the engine into the red over and over, fart pipes toot, tires squeal, Ed wanks with the knobs over and over and over yet the car never leaves the Walmart parking lot

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  • @Lushsucr lol more one-note dim, rote, vulgar, asinine insipid, self-obsessed idiocies from and to yourself. "duh Lucic sucks Ed is god anus penis" Your above death threat is on its way to youtube brass and Eds camp LOL

    Cool, youtube invites us all to respond to this video, and I'd say Eruption is a sad and sodden wankfest. Why? Ed cranks the stereo to 11, revs the engine, fart pipes toot, tires squeal, Ed wanks with the knobs over and over, yet this car never leaves the Walmart parking lot

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  • @Lushsucr me, I laugh daily at who and what Eds wank attracts. encouraging white males to blather stupidly and vulgarly to themselves about themselves where youtube invites us to comment on videos This is how its done:

    This wanky Eruption solo is much like a ricer car, musically. Ed parks at Walmart and proceeds to rev his lil engine into the red, fart pipes toot, tires squeal, the stereos cranked to 11, plastic shakes and shudders, Ed fiddles with more knobs, but never leaves the lot...

  • @Lushsucr haha oooooooooooooo you sure are dumb and illiterate ooooooooooooooooo.

  • please stop talking about noyd, just listen.... ♪♪♪♪♪

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  • @Lushsucr dim, rote, asinine projection from you, as always. I just watched Pacino in Scarface in English last nite and had to think of you. Why? Hes exactly who and what you are - dim, rote, violent asinine. But you're not the topic here, Eds shit old wank is, and I'd say its a musical ricer car, hanging out at Walmart with nowhere to go.

  • @Adnoydall We know you're a flaming homosexual little troll, which may actually be an insult to gay people as many of them have more respect than to speak the way you do. Get a life and shut your mouth already. You continue to make these moronic comments year after year. Shut up already!

  • Perhaps little faggot @Adnoydall is deaf and has to hear through a Cochlear Implant. Thus why he cannot appreciate Eddie's insane solos! Nevermind, scratch that, he's just a total queer with two fathers and has been deprived by his male lovers. Even those like myself who don't hear very well can love Eddie's monster tone and off the wall solos!

  • @TheMadMusicMan know why Ed hires security to keep you out of his life "duh faggot cochlear implant lol total queer ED IS GOD two fathers hehehe male lovers haha ED IS GOD"

  • @Adnoydall Noyd you need to take a very long walk of a very short bridge. You keep hacking up peoples quotes with things they never said and you spead this nonsense with your trolling everyday. Ed hires security to protect his assets, something you know nothing about. Whay a looney comment on your part to make Noyd. Get back to male lover!

  • @TheMadMusicMan I don't need to do anything you, Ed, or his dim rote fans say. youtube invites us to respond to this video and I'm doing so, all without idiotic insults or projection. I don't watch this and think gay thoughts, you do. Fact is this video gives you the excuse to talk about anus and penis without having to admit thats whats on your mind as you adore your idol, literally, to the death. Fags die, ED IS GOD lolol

    Ed doesn't allow fans into his home or onstage, why, again?

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  • jeez.another day and like 50 more muthafuccas putting hate mail on eddies shit.wtf is wrong with you losers.wheres youre crappy cover of eruption hiding at on youtube so i can comment on it?come on,if you hate this so much and it is truly"bs wanking",THAN WHY THA FUCC ARE YOU WATCHING THE VIDEO?????and yes before yall run and hide under the whole"its youtube we can say what we want thing"look at what youre commenting on.YOURE ADDING A VIEW DUMBASS!!!!but myself,every evh fan,and ed thank you

  • @crystaljordanmario check out youtubes Terms of Service you signed your own name under. "Keep it sane, normal. etc." where youtube allows video posters enable the feature Respond to this Video. The challenge here is to explain what the videos contents mean to you and why

    "I like/dislike this video because _____"

    "I agree/disagree because ____"

    Ed thanks you for your "STFU fag shit fuck nigger drink piss and die" notes by taking your money to hire security to keep you out of his life.

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  • @Lushsucr nobodys trolling stupidly about themselves to themselves but you "you have a complete psycho".

    I don't listen to this wank because its pretty stale shit by now. Let me explain as youtube invites

    "Respond to this video" goes like this: I'd say Eruption is stale old wank; Eds musical ricer car that toots, farts, squeals, whines but never leaves the Walmart parking lot.

  • @Adnoydall lame.u put the same bs noyd.come on.im not starting shit for the hell of it.no physical action can come from it.if i could slap u via web cam i would.but its youre opinion.i respect that.but respect all the viewers too man.ur rants are bs.and no good sir,ed thanks you...i didnt once use the words,..fag nigger piss or die.come on man.just stop

  • @crystaljordanmario youtube gods here and it invites to comment on the videos. Nothing to see here but lame old wank. Thats not a rant just a fact. Eds generic ass kisser fans are the ones ranting. Fie on them.

  • god damn he is great

  • Eddie could literally take a shit on stage & the crowd would still go crazy! ^_~

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  • @LoganUpABongHit and thats the sad part. Eruption was something else when it came out and fans and players alike glommed onto it, wanking around endlessly for the sake of wank and rock eventually went to hell because of this. No memorable hooks riffs runs - nothing but wank and expensive gear. Ed himself finally wrote and recorded JUmp and inserted his by then all too familiar heavy metal thunder solo into it.

    Rock and roll was wanked to death.

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  • @Lushsucr for years now you've dimly, rotely, stupidly repeated that I may not post my opinion about Eruption as I see fit, and youtube quite obviously invites, because "ED IS GOD" and the homeless, minorities, homeless the infirm all need to die, as this is Ed's = God's will.

    Sounds like a lot of rather generic horse shit

    "Respond to this video" goes like this: I'd say Eruption is stale old wank; Eds musical ricer car that toots, farts, squeals, whines but never leaves the Walmart parking lot

  • GREAT SOLO!

  • 0:23 - 0:26 how the do you do a dive like that?

    Anyone?

  • I bet it was nervousing when he played becuase teh japanese are silent when the perfomer plays... But im sure eddie could concetrait more heh... And also Noydsucr can suck it... EDDIE IS A GOD

  • One of the biggest Dutch stars to have ever existed.

    All hail Eduard Lodewijk Van Halen!

  • Van Halen is number one ever...All guitarists looking guitar lesson on youtube but that is not good for guitar felling ///

  • WHAT...THE...HELL THE FUCKING GUITAR WAS SMOKING!?

    ALL HAIL VAN HALEN!

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  • sammy touched eddies butt oh my gosh

  • I FOUND WALDO!!!!!

  • 3:27-4:55 Epic ! How he is doing it :O ? EDDIE FTW

  • which effect pedal does he use in 2:40?

  • @Dimebagdimmel i think it's an echoes with a reverb pedals

  • Couple of flubz... Eddie is better song writer than a guitar player... and he is a great guitar player...

  • eddie ist the best guitar player in the world i like to have them as teachers 

  • i wanna see a eddie van halen joe satriani and steve vai G3 concert xD

  • EDDIE VAN HALEN IS GOD AND ADNOYDALL IS AN IDIOT AND WISHES HE COULD PLAY LIKE EDDIE VAN HALENA DNADNOYDALL HAS TWO DADS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @Keylooh why

  • @Keylooh 12 kids thumbed your stupid comment about how others suck.

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  • @Adnoydall

    This is not meant to be rude or anything, but do you have like a job or a family?

    I mean, you have to post that you go on ,,vacation´´ from posting youtube-comments, thats kinda strange.

    Please tell me, I honestly wnat to know

  • @woos2911 good day , the Noyd, Adnoydall has been trolling EVH videos for over 4 years now, he is delusional, you can go back years and read his psycho babble, manipulated statements. He says people wish all VH haters to die, in fact, there is not 1 claim, that has foundation, he is a sick person, devoting his life to attacking/spamming/harassing normal viewers of these videos. Check out his youtube page, its some virtual blog for his reading pleasure, bizarre, trust me,mark him as spam..Cheers

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