Hello Dave!

[anthonycrot]

ohhh your  my wiffeee nowww!!

[MegaDopeable]

hal...? dave?

hal...? DAVE?

[noSW3AT1]

Hahaha hilarious edit!

[Gazonkie]

LMAO

[toocoolforu]

- Hal ?

- DAVE!

- HAL?!

- DAVE!!

[DragonNexus]

Judging by the title, was anyone expecting a League of Gentleman joke?

[TravoltaNewtonJohn]

Je comprends pas car c'est en anglais mais en tout cas c'est trop pourri

[toocoolforu]

@TravoltaNewtonJohn ok, on s'en fou

[TravoltaNewtonJohn]

@toocoolforu Tu devrais soigner ton écriture car je ne vois pas ce que tu veux dire par "fou". Est-ce l'adjectif? Si oui je ne vois pas ce qu'il a à faire ici. :)

[toocoolforu]

@TravoltaNewtonJohn Mais c'est qu'il essaye de faire son malin avec l'orthographe sur youtube MDR.

[TravoltaNewtonJohn]

@toocoolforu Je suis une fille et je pense que tu es un peu hors-sujet par rapport à la vidéo. :)

[MrCrispian]

not funny......

[Gubreez]

WTF???????????? Lol

[WTAWWR08]

Dave use the task manager for that sucka

[didi4156]

hal-dave HAL-DAVE HAL!!!-DAVE!!

[tourniquette1988]

LOL XD "HALLO DAAAAAAAAVE"

[akathekjb]

Wow. That is truly kinda fucked up. Nice work.

[SovietNinjah]

There's something about computer AI's taking over that I find very interesting. I'd want to know everything about what they calculated so far to see that humans should be below "them" I want to see a super computer created :[

[renbaskura]

Flawless victory!

[pointblancstudio]

oh shit that is so funny ':D

[joeribs]

Papa Lazarou ftw.

[guerrillaman69]

LOL

[crizilla138]

this movie is probably the most overrated movie of all time.

[shakafakafilms]

lol

[hotelmario510]

I can imagine the turning-off scene...oh god.

[drapermetal1]

Pure genius. And it work perfectly. every one who likes this should send it to every one they know and lets try and get this on rude tube if not 2010 rude tube no.1 internet viral video.

[AaronJohnson1]

What you have done is disgraced one of the greatest films ever.

And it makes me laugh so much!

Even Kubrick would find that funny.

[CaptainPommby]

Hal is busted! :/

[DeathSlayer2]

I knew someone would do this.

Thanks :D

[quantumsprite]

omg love it

[AkatsukiDesign]

ROFL!!

[gizmoffm]

epic

[slackdave]

This is the most realistic rendering of what computers actually are like.

[OnkelMickwald]

@slackdave lol wut? I have never ever seen a computer that's pissed off with me and tried to kill me, but yeah, aside from that, it's very realistic...

[ScottZirpolo]

HAL! DAVE! HAL! DAVE!

I laughed so hard at that.

[DJEdSaunders]

You're my wife now!

[brockheinz]

classic

[Carugax]

Quit crying you whiney bitch

[alfriendo2008]

LMAO!!!

[TheRandomguy1045]

Very funny

[DaRantKid]

i think i saw this on attack of the show.....

[80Dollar08]

HAL! DAVE! HAL!! DAVE!! xD wuhaha xDD

[NickiTherese]

yeah its really a 'Gents in-joke... but I knew what was coming from the title xD

DAAAVE!!

(is Dave there?)

[MellProductions]

"blaga blaga blah blah blah!"

"I don't know what you're talking about Hal."

I love this!

[tennisgirly14]

romeo and juliter

[squonkynut]

Brilliant! I dont get why people say this isnt funny - I suppose you need to have seen League Of Gentlemen to get it!

[Vertigo688]

I had never heard of League of Gentlemen before this, and I was crying laughing when I first saw this.

[SonofDostojevskij]

boooooooooring

[robertsen99]

was ein schund!!!

[CHANNELOMD]

ha ha

[ArchStantonLives]

I thought this was brilliant! But you just might have to be a fan of the 'Gents'... Anyway. Funny...

[wildhippy]

Not funny

[MooreDrums]

Agree! Not Funny at all.... lame

[theophile490]

The voice is Papa Lazarou, from League of Gentlemen

[Lostsenshi]

So that's what happens when "IBM" gets a Glitch. Don't you just hate that??? LOL

[JuggaloCalledJoker]

lol

[Tibsmar]

This was uploaded 3 years ago. what do you mean its about time?

[RetroVGamer]

I hate when you're working in space and this happens.

[supabeast23]

@RetroVGamer I know, it happened to me 2 days ago. I was just minding my own, adjusting some algorithms, then suddenly, my computer starts talking like a mexican with down syndrome.

[Zingerphile]

@RetroVGamer hahahahaha i know

[Runakbin]

@RetroVGamer class!

[JonathanG]

Disrespectful Cunt.

[LLLLLLLLucifer]

hal sounds a bit like steven kings IT (pennywise the dancing clown^^)

[keizerSozer]

DAVE!

[maddingo12]

I like the Pesci one better.

"You know, your a stuttering, mumbling prick."

[solocitizen]

My wife tells me that there is a block in your toilet

ROFL

[amrconcepts]

hahaha! youre my wife now daaaave!

[fleamarket3000]

Dave's not here man...

[DigitalFigure]

fucking lol, futurama?

[Sunnygrrl99]

who hasn't parodied this, though?

[Twilightzoneiac]

lol! WTF!

[xybervid]

The voice dub over HAL here is Papa Lazarou, a character from the outstanding show "League of Gentlemen". Google it, buy it and watch it. It's a work of genius.

Meanwhile, as we all know, the name HAL came from changing each letter of IBM by one letter back in the alphabet.

[Abigmandis]

urban myth,im afraid

[ZackNeville]

what the fuck?

[sumosounds]

haha quality

[ripoffthemonkey]

your my wife now dave!

[jamieisjabba]

OMFG i think thats fucking funny as hell you should do the full movie like that lol

[wolfintheforest]

is it meant to be funny these jokes? or is it to raise the tension? looks more a psycho than an sf movie.

[NatDingo]

2 great popculture references!!

Great Video!

[BlazeWithPenguins]

it is great...what is the hal voice?

[rafal48]

lol

[AcousticDave94]

LOL

[bringsan90]

lol

[eggorius]

lol

[flappsta6]

lol

[Tommyboiuk1992]

lol

[EuroCarfan00]

see what happens when IBM makes super computers... TOTAL CRAP!

[jpeak2123]

OMG!! HAHAHA... His real voice is much more disturbing than this. HAHA!! My wife says there's a block in your toilet. HAHAHAHA

[jdel58]

Bad. Very Bad.

[Tommyboiuk1992]

is this a spoof or real ? just wondering

fucking funny no matter what it is

[Ranger1243]

Lol its a movie i think right?

[Tommyboiuk1992]

lol i did some reasearch :P the computer is of course of the movie but ELLO DAVE is of some sketch show

[royaltmp]

you suck

[jaydeeem1969]

HAL as Papa Lazarou, that was unexpected and very,very funny.

[androcles]

HAL=Heuristically programmed ALgorithmic computer. In "2010" is clear enough

[Nieosoba]

this is super funny :D

[1337sabotage]

i have never seen the movie but i was scared when it said dave since that's my name.

[Yellowlad]

They did want IBM, but if you've ever looked at HAL and IBM in the alphabet, they're only one letter off.

[p2pjoe]

great observation. i noticed that too

[pezzamange]

Nah, that's a film geek creation. None of the creators even noticed until it was pointed out and apparantly ibm actually invested in the movie so it was a bit embarassing when it was pointed out.

[americanfarmer85]

actually, this is indicated. kubrick wanted to call hal ibm, but he didn't get the permission. sorry to detroy your conspiracy theory :) but this is nothing new...

[Nieosoba]

scary shit

[wikinfei]

anyone else notice if you move the letters of "HAL" up one letter you get "IBM"! =o

h -> i

a -> b

l ->m

[stephbabyblue82]

This is the best thing ever and has made my day God bless who ever put this on utube!!!

[ActeonEtharius]

That's frikkin' awesome!

[deadphonebook]

whoe else things HAL is scary as shit!

[b0w5er]

your my wife now!

[jeffrey11jeff]

your scary

[Bleopping]

HAL! DAVE! XD

[calapanpo]

HAL and GLaDOS could be friends!

[Davethewerewolf]

that would be really creepy...

[InsaneByCartoons]

HALDOS!

[Davethewerewolf]

REALLY really creepy...

[akshona]

Oops, take that back. Its the Taco Bell Chiwawa version

[akshona]

cheech and chong version of hal?

[timboslayer]

Go, Papa Lazarou! 5*

[AudiblySilenced]

I don't even know where the sound bites are FROM and this is funny.

[akshona]

Sounds like Sponge Bob Square Pants :)

[xsk12]

its Papa Lazarou from the league of gentlemen

[pentica]

hal 9000 takes a shit lol

[KUBRICKHAL9000]

REALLY FUNNY!!

[terrorbytepresents]

This is fuckd

[TheMojoTribe]

um i contomplated whether this was made in the 1970 or 1971 but i remember that you need to suck my arab ballz

[gazboat]

1968 brother con tom plate no more

[123q456w789e]

Do YOU have arab balls? please PLEASE!!!! let me suck them! let me suck them!!!!!

[kaktisbalaktikakel]

All you stoned people. ;)

[jdel58]

I busted up, woulda pissed my pants LOL

[bakiebeanie]

i peed my pants well done!

[dave1the1deer1hunter]

I am glad someone done this

[fabioproductions]

Glados's boyfriend

[streetballerv310]

Shut Up.

[WebSoldier]

Shut down.

[bubbs0643]

Shut

[CRAKIZGOOD]

ahahah nice one

[hellzone100]

LOL

[howtoread]

...

[bigdavecheers]

thats brilliant

[captainkeoni]

that's a hoot!-hahahahahahahahaha

[dangermouse760]

Well done! bloody funny!

[wirral1957]

amazin hahahahaha

[SourProductions0]

fantastic.

[gtogames]

I'd bet you anything HAL rand Windows...

[crazzzme]

we all know mac users go to hell right

that why apple owns them

[ROFLGOATS]

Nope, Hal ran "I'makillyoass ME" <_<

[grazy617]

Hahaha, Very well done!

[THEGRIMMCREEPER]

AWESOME!!!!

GRiMM

[sullivandm]

Love it, so well done 5*

[trupunk13]

uh...dave's not here! it's me man, open the door. dave's not here man...

[d4083234tees]

Dave dos'nt look to happy about being HAL's wife!

[robertyaris]

of course you can! we would love you to join us!

ahahahahahaha

[Danni4815162342]

Hahahahahaha, fucking great!

[strongbadman2]

hello dave! lol

[strongbadman2]

hal!

dave!

hal!!

dave!!

HAL!

DAVE!!

[suckmedry]

oh, league of gentlemen

[unclelez]

the league of gentlemen is funny, YOUR MY WIFE NOW

[CaptDouchebag]

Learn the difference between "your" and "you're".

[unclelez]

learn to respect others you ignorant tophat

[warisinacan]

learn to insult you 'tophat' :)

[folken692000]

This could have been SOOO funny if HAL's dialog had been thought through a little. What a missed opportunity at a really good laugh - sigh...

[Tegenaria]

Not quite sure how i feel about sonmeone taking the pee out of my favourite film but it raised a smile.

and yes I like Litle britain but only seen one episode of League of Gentlemen.

[AchtungEnglander]

that was excellent - I have always loved "Hello Dave" from The League of Gentlemen. I am sure ACC will see the funny side of this

[videowilliams]

Haha! A silly voice and toilet talk is always good for a laugh.

[josieldeassis]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAL

Wellcome to your sixteen!

(Today is 12th January 2008)

[snowgirl666]

OMG. When HAL says "Hello Dave" for the first time he reminds me of Special Officer Doofy from Scary Movie I.

xD

[CaptDouchebag]

Noo.... It's "Hello, Dave".

[reborntheglassbatch]

The plot in this clip isn't very ...plot-like, the only funny aspect of this clip I find is when the voice goes "Of course you can come in! We would love for you to join us!" How did you ever make that voice? O_o

[SgtSavage166]

no comment...

[Logan5v]

What a waste of time that was...

I hate it when people who take the time to upload videos only do so to vandalise it with their own stupid edits. You've got to be stupid to think its funny.

[ChosenofMystra]

bloody retard.

[Kempley05]

LOL!!!

[emoslyce]

lolz

[Kempley05]

Proof?

[fords42]

Papa Lazarou is the only funny character in League of Gentlemen :-P Nice video by the way!

[coalman3333]

little britain is not a patch on the league of gentlemen and neither is this out of date film. so chillax.

[leonardo0200]

that was hilarious ty.

Sacrilege! This movie will stiil be held in high esteem 100 years from now when tha