What I see in this man called Barrack Obama is what i haven't seen in any president in the world.His charismatic leadership and movement has made America proud.His rule will be the best ever.If only Americans can decide this time to leave jokes and politics apart.He is what can bring togetherness and lasting peace in the world.His emotional and wonderful speeches transcends cross-cultural and ethnic boundaries.He knows what can remake America's degrading image in the world.He has all what takes.
lol, what is truly sad is, you believe everything you wrote. are you voting for a president or the second coming of Christ? BHO is an empty suit, he does fine when he is scripted and in control, but take him off topic or catch hiom unaware and he just falls apart. the man talks a good talk and That is ALL he does. he is nothing new. he is the same old lib that the democrat party has run a dozen times. get over your obsession and think
Wow.....dont all you liberals have another 99% of the media to watch instead of whining about one of the few conservative broadcassts....Al Frankin is probably spewing vomit somewhere that I'm sure your all dying to drink by the pint....
The Daily Show works because 1. It's original. 2. They have good writing. 3. They take the position of comedians goofing on everyone, not snarky partisan hacks. See also: the death of "Half Hour News Hour."
The joke is on the lame writers of this poor attempt at humor. Compared to them, the writers of Weekend Update seem genuinely witty. And the female anchor has no sense of comic timing; she just rushes through the jokes, probably realizing how stupid they are.
Hmmmm, Unfair *and* Unbalanced - I wonder if Faux News will sue for infringement? Honestly, though, smarmy and hateful would be tolerable if it was at least funny... Is this the best she can do?
A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything. - Friedrich Nietzsche
We may define "faith" as the firm belief in something for which there is no evidence. Where there is evidence, no one speaks of "faith." We do not speak of faith that two and two are four or that the earth is round. We only speak of faith when we wish to substitute emotion for evidence. - Bertrand Russell
Goodness sakes, I can't help it. I just have to say...WOW! pwf2412 and gursexy01, you people are amazingly ignorant. No real offense meant acutally, just an analogy.
well for gosh sakes, I can't help it. I just have to say...WOW! pist, you are amazingly arrogant and a freakin tool. No real offense meant acutally, just an analogy.
WTF is this hateful shit!Stop hating small minded bigots it's so 1900's this is the 2008!Obama is going to win anyways stop the hate participate.Your upload sucks and is extremly corny,get a new hobby.
lol, there was nothing hateful here. Except for your comment. You're the one who came in here and called us "small minded bigots" if any one has a problem with hatred, it would be you.
so in closing your post sucks and is extremly hate filled, get a new hobby
"stop the hate participate" lol, what are you doing? writing signs for an obama campaign rally?
No but glad you dig it!Hate is not truth when dumb ass uploads like this crap get sent out it feeds into hateful scary ass prejudice white peoples small little brains and they only comment when someone puts there simple little asses in place.I just call it like I see it most republican hate blacks women and everything else that is not anglo! So fuck whoever gets offended by what I say!They offend me with this shit I guess we are supposed to stay silent and let shit like this go on are you nuts?
lol, you have got to be one of the funniest racists that has been on this site in a long time. your hate filled racist diatribe was very amusing. I like that fact that your limited intelligence forces you to use foul language, instead of being able to communicate your ideas in a thoughtful and reasoned way. kind of like talking to an angry small child. It's not your fault you can't compete, your just not as smart, grow up a little bit and get yourself an education and you may do better later.
Racist ha ha lol! ha ha ignorant ha ha stop I'm crying here from laughter.You don't know me so who's the ignorant one dumbass! I guess this masters in economics was a waste of time.And Fuck you I'm grown bitch I speak how the fuck I want to at anytime I choose too.Don't get it twisted I'm not close to being an angry child but you must think I'm one of yours with that foul language shit!To thatI say gag on my dick fuck control your kids you can't control me.Get a brain you may have a future bitch
Master's in Economicds my ass. No one who knows a thing about economics would vote for a Liberal. You told somebody on your homepage that you had a PHD too. You ignorant douchebag
Yes, Racist. Are you one of those people that think only white people can be racist? Guess again moron. You're right, I don't know you, but based on your posts it is easy to make a few assumptions. First and foremost, you are a liar. Any adult with a "Masters" in economics would have enough education not to used the language you use. Any educated adult knows that discussion and debate are possible, even desirable, compared to the foul mouthed rants you go off on.
You are some young, know nothing punk, fronting as someone or something you will never be, because you do not have the education, ambition or ability to achieve the lofty position you pretend to have achieved. Get you punk rear in back in school, work hard and graduate. Quit listening to the racist people around you, who are doing their best to convince you that "white" people are the cause of all your problems. Grow up, grow a pair, and make something of yourself.
spell check please spell check dumbass I have I have both sucks that I love school and any smart economist would be a non conservative and that douchbag comment ha ha what alittle white boy word, "douchbag" ha ha you little sperm burping bastard look that up bitch! Go annoy someone else all of ya'll who want to flood my inbox with your little dumb ass remarks.This upload still is ignorant and divisive so fuck all that.
So sorry to disappoint you, but Obama is not electable. His true criminal past won't last the summer. His body count is beginning to possibly rival the Clinton's. Also, Brziensky is this guy's chief advisor...do you understand what that means?? (Major terrorism). Obama will not honor the pledge of allegiance, nor will he wear an American flag lapel pin. He is a violent bigot, and he will seek to destroy this country...REALLY!!! This guy is really scary when you start to truly investigate him.
No I think I remember he launched it from your moms house was'nt she the bitch that was cheesing and trying to give him her number saying to him how your dads short ass dick has'nt hit the spots she needs hit cause he can't reach and you guys wonder why you do it monthly or once a year them hoes got to get ready for a huge dissapointment!That's why they run to black men that must be why you must hate all blacks, you puny brained dumbass!fuck you and the rest of you all who are hating on obama.
Do they not teach punctuation in low income schools anymore? Jesus, what a fucking retard. Tell me, what exactly about Obama's policies are so different then John Edward's. Or even Hillary. Maybe you would vote for the Black Guy no matter what they believed. Who is the real racist here. You're just pissed that all your mom's income comes from blowing white guys and drug dealers.
So sorry to dissapoint you but who do you get your info from?Dora the explora are you fucking kidding me the only one who has blood on there hands are the idiots who bought bush's crap and voted for this endless war that has cripelled our economy.you are a 5 star idiot! Go convert someone else with a weak unbalanced mind(the republican party) you guys are so out of touch you must be from saturn or some shit and don't lecture me without a fucking brain to back it up.get lost kid your bothering me
To libs Obama is "The Man" and they will not give up on him no matter what. It is like they insist he be elected simply so they can have the 1st Black President, no matter if he is qualified. When he loses they can spend the next 4 years screaming about how everyone else was/is racist, and not as enlightened as they are. A will get a great deal of self-satisfaction from that.
Hey numbnuts....research the McGovern campaign. Every lib loser like you at the time thought he was a sure thing and the only state he carried was S. Dakota. LOL! America can elect a black president, but first one has to be running for the job. Don't you know his mother is white. LOL! Keep dreaming loser.
You would think that comedy would be welcome about any demographic. After reading just a few comments its clear that the liberal left wants only one side to be laughed at.Come on,this is America,a half black man with JesseJacksonJr. on his staff on the verge of winning the democratic nomination for pres. has got to be the richest fodder for comedy we seen since"I did not have sex with that woman"or"I am not a crook",or"No new taxes".Remember,"I was not aware of Rev.Wrights comments"Bulls*&t.
Are all the episodes this lame? The last two bits were funny, esp. the one about SW airlines (if you think it was about JetBlue you don't understand comedy). 1/2 hr is just as dull. Come on, conservatives don't make funny comics and liberals don't make good bankers. When you try too hard to make a political point you just won't be funny, am I right Tina Fey (or Dennis Miller for that matter).
wow! I knew I didn't want to be a liberal but had NO IDEA they also had NO SENSE OF HUMOR! I will laugh at their jokes if indeed they are funny, but the the inability to tolerate anyone else's views extends all the way to their funnybones - how sad...
being a dem/lib is easy, all you have to do is care, doesn't matter if you actually do anything for anyone, just care. all the policies you support need to increase the size of the government, because people are too stupid to do anything themselves.
Regardless of one's political beliefs, you have to admit this video is bad. WAY bad. Like, Fox's "1/2 Hour News Hour" bad. I mean, come on, canned laughter? It's 2008. I'm a liberal, but I don't mind jokes from the right... provided they're, you know, funny, which is, you know, the point of a joke. Yes?
Wasn't very funny.But this seems to be a place where anyone with an informed view gets a thumbs down.So my mark is propaganda bullshit with sound bites and audience bits from probably a real comedy show.Ron Paul still scares the elites and this is a good thing.L8tr sheople.
Really is that why Michael Jackson now lives off the east coast of Saudi Arabia? He has been socially exiled from America, but where does he reside, of all places? I'm just saying
Yeah, rriiiight...that is what I wanted to do...show you, thbbt!! What is this kindergarten? You people produce a show with a laugh track, and pretend to be funny while doing little else but demoralize. But then you get all pissy when someone eventually gets sick of being disappointed by your incessent vocal flatulance, and makes a short statement about it. You don't like it? Tough, you ask for it constantly. That you eventually get it sometimes is not our fault. FYIYAH!!! HINT: H=hole.
Explain to me how it is "pissy" to sarcastically say we will miss you because you made this "earth shattering" announcement that you were going to un-subscribe. As if your subscription is all that important in the first place. Don't make such an asinine announcement and then get upset when someone laughs at you.
Demoralizing? Are you kidding me? The conservatives are the only people standing up for this country. We are happy when America succeeds, unlike the libs/dems who are only happy when America is made to look bad.
STOP THE CORPORATE PUPPETS!!!!!!!!!!THEY ARE OWNED,EVERYTHING THEY SHOW YOU ON THE SHEEP TUBE IS TO CONTROL YOU>WTF is wrong with you slaves.Its all a scam..
Ron Paul,lets start a revolution.Thats what its gonna take to stop these corporate pukes that have taken over our govt,and they fund all 3 pres.elects, you see on the corporate fake news.Wake up people,anyone you see on the corporate news is not good,vote for any1 else.Even just vote independant,but not the 3 puppets the lame stream media shows.
you want to start a revolution with Ron Paul? really? thats the best you can come up with? so you want to start a revolution doomed to disaster from the start?
If you want this to ACTUALLY be funny, make at least 1 non-offensive joke to proove that you can and make it so that your jokes are less obvious.
BTW this isn't what Americans concider funny (I'm American). It's what fucking bush supportes find funny, and that dude is one of the WORST presidents we've ever had.
But he does allow us to make some great comedy off of him. Search "George Bush is funny" On youtube.
Wait... Do what lies and truth; Conservative and Liberal; Right and Wrong; Rule of Law and Social Justice. What are you talking about everything varies. Don't you know lies and truth don't matter. Conservatives are compassionate and Liberals are progressive its all relative to what the State considers moral. We are a dependant collective and the truth is hate speech. Dependance is sweet, corruption is funny, its not my job to fix it. Ahh, seritude & group think collectivism is great.
Wow, that's wry, BeanGene. See, guys like this don't write for shows like this one. Now his rant was brilliant. PS please look up the word brilliant before saying that I consider his words to be intellectual or genius, thank you. But then again they just might be.
And many of those people who died this past week are in heaven right now. And they wouldn't want to come back. It's so glorious and so wonderful. - Billy Graham, September 14, 2001
I cannot establish any policy merely on whether or not it will save the human race from a period of suffering or from extinction. - Geoffrey Fisher, Archbishop of Canterbury
Vote for for the idiot's friend. Vote for McCain. Americans want a president who's dummer than they are.
Americans don't want Ron Paul in the White House. He'd give us a chance toward peace and prosperity. Who wants that? Since he appeals to people of intellect, naturally most Americans wouldn't want him. You have to think for yourself. who wants that?
First, that would be DUMBER, but hey life is full of irony. Best estimates are that between 300,000 and 2.5 million people were slaughtered in Vietnam after the US pulled out. Do you want to repeat that mistake in Iraq?
actually I believe the left does want just that, then they will lay the blame for the deaths at feet of the Bush admin for "starting" the war in the first place.
I love how some libs can call Bush an idiot and a conspiritorial mastermind in one paragraph. And as far as pastors go, Yeah some bad guys have endorsed Mccain, Obama endorsed the bad guy for over 20 years. BIg difference.
Lib's will excuse the behavior of anyone on their side. They see conservatives as an evil enemy and anything anyone does to stop them is OK. Anyone who wants to stop them is OK too no matter his history, i.e. Robert (K.K.K.) Byrd.
Who the hell cares about Isreal? It is a independent country, let them take care of themselves. Last I check, they have several hundred nukes; I'd like to see any Arab country try to directly attack Isreal.
I'm not even sure how he got off on to Isreal. and you are right, everytime the arabs get uppity with Isreal, they get thier butts handed to them, thats why they use terrorism.
Erdal0, get it through your thick skull. They hate Jews and everyne else for that matter, because they are not muslim. pwf2412, pay no attention to this dipshit, They're from the netherlands. When not killing brain cells with drugs they are clog dancing through tulip beds. They might as well still be french.
isreal to the paliastines? are you freakin joking? The palastinians have vowed to rid the world of the isrealies. Isreal has NEVER promoted the total destruction of a people, yet it have been the avowed goal of the palastinians for years. Get your facts straight, idiot
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you are so pitiful
why should palastinians vowe to rid the world of isrealies out of nothing? are you a dumb?
answer this you feg
be honest if israel takes "the action" to illigal invade a country they should accept "the reaction" to that action you and atleast be a man and be honest( if they were everyone would know and nobody supported them because crimes against humanity)
they vowed to rid the world of Isreal because, wait for it, ready? THEY HATE JEWS. They are a people whose goverrnment is a TERRORIST group. They are killers and thugs and they want to kill jews, men, women and children.
Quit being a terrorist lover and use your brain, if it not to filled with hate already
quote pwf2412 "THEY HATE JEWS" again they hate jews out of nothing? why why why
if they illigal invade they should accept the reaction too and be a man about it and tell the people the truth whats happening so people like you that have narrow mind that follow everbody's ass should know that too
cccome with inside-arguments on the subject next time you can do better then they hate jews so we kill there civilians
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And my god does this show suck. The canned laughter is god awful. The anchor person is annoying the way she thinks what she's saying is actually funny.
Eh this episode was just ok. That said, As an (upstate) New Yorker who never liked Spitzer even before his three scandals (Drivers licenses for illegals, Troopergate, and Spitzergate), I support any any all jokes about Eliot Spitzer. Keep that up.
I can't fucking believe this, if Bush had of made the same mistakes (57 states, Afghans speak Arabic) he would be beaten by jokes about it YEARS after he had died. but I guess it's racist to even comment about it.
too true, what is good for republicans is racist/homophobe/hate for the dems.
they just aren't used to it like we are. they have had control of the media for so long that now that there are places willing and able to slam back at them, they don't know what to do
because i like what you have posted i wont point out that if you had bothered to read a single post of mine you would know beyond a shadow of a doubt that i am a conservative. possibly i did not make myself clear. the "they" in the second paragraph are the DEMOCRATS. IDIOT.
in the 50s, playboy mag. began the downward spiral of the country. Our country is in decline ever since. Arabs hate us because of perversion; they do not want it entering their lives. Thank you Hefner. Thank you Jackson.
neocon? are you two just idiots? John McCain a "neocon" you have got to be somkin some serious shit to come up with that.
Mccain-Finegold
Gang of 14
Global Warming
Please he is as far from a neocon as you could get. the problem is that any republican nominated would be a "neocon" because you need the labels to stir up your base.
McCain is the best republican that could have happened to the DEMOCRAT party.
you people win no matter who gets elected this year
What I see in this man called Barrack Obama is what i haven't seen in any president in the world.His charismatic leadership and movement has made America proud.His rule will be the best ever.If only Americans can decide this time to leave jokes and politics apart.He is what can bring togetherness and lasting peace in the world.His emotional and wonderful speeches transcends cross-cultural and ethnic boundaries.He knows what can remake America's degrading image in the world.He has all what takes.
Fritzane 3 years ago
lol, what is truly sad is, you believe everything you wrote. are you voting for a president or the second coming of Christ? BHO is an empty suit, he does fine when he is scripted and in control, but take him off topic or catch hiom unaware and he just falls apart. the man talks a good talk and That is ALL he does. he is nothing new. he is the same old lib that the democrat party has run a dozen times. get over your obsession and think
pwf2412 3 years ago
hey this chick is pretty cute.
divine137 3 years ago
Wow.....dont all you liberals have another 99% of the media to watch instead of whining about one of the few conservative broadcassts....Al Frankin is probably spewing vomit somewhere that I'm sure your all dying to drink by the pint....
bulletNYAsquash 3 years ago
hmmm.....good stuff..
bulletNYAsquash 3 years ago
there arn't words to explain how god awful this piece of crap was! how could you possibly get worse than this? THIS COMPLETELY SUCKS...!
KlixKruegerInc 3 years ago
Epic FAIL!!!!
there are no words to describe this video's level of SUCK!
AnonPastafarian 3 years ago
This isnt even funny.
bunniansprouse 3 years ago
wow so this is how bad a republican rip off of the daily show would be
dsnesnintendo 3 years ago
Just more sour grapes from the psycho feminists.
mbsimi 3 years ago 3
guess barack screwed up so much that he's gonna be in the whitehouse next year. this can only be described as a 3rd grade attempt at the daily show.
nygiantz69 3 years ago
i didnt under stand any of the jokes cozz im not american (you shouldn put a mesage sayin AMERICAN)
ultrasco7 3 years ago
these jokes arent even funny AS an american
bunniansprouse 3 years ago
Absolute rubbish.. I can't believe this dog poop is actually successful.
It's just subliminal feminist messages ranting, on and on and on...
nullalpha2 3 years ago
its not that bad.....
laurainireland 3 years ago
"just what the country needs, ron paul without the charisma"
is that suppose to be a joke?
jeepndesert 3 years ago 3
lol, more a statement of fact, just phrased in a humerous way.
pwf2412 3 years ago
i just wasted 2:27 minutes of my life...
plasman1029 3 years ago 2
is that a laugh track? must've been.
LAChevy 3 years ago
This is crap!!!
HO HO HO
fcas2y6 3 years ago
LAME
kacceysue 3 years ago
Waist of bandwidth!
She sucks canned laughs = wtf
dance497 3 years ago
what she said about obama if tis is true then WOW OBAMA IS A FUCKING DUMBASS WOW WHERE THE FUCK DID HE GET THAT AFGHANS SPEAK ARABIC???
HE'S JUST AS DUMB AS THE ARABS..HIS DAD IS AFRICAN MUSLIM BUT STILL CONSERED ARAB
afghanboy213 3 years ago
Jodie is hot. And is that a bare third finger left hand? Hard to believe.
ThatsmyYokoOno 3 years ago
The Daily Show works because 1. It's original. 2. They have good writing. 3. They take the position of comedians goofing on everyone, not snarky partisan hacks. See also: the death of "Half Hour News Hour."
QuesoPantera 3 years ago
That was very stupid!!
kwhite89512 3 years ago
lmfao!!
durtedgar 3 years ago
The joke is on the lame writers of this poor attempt at humor. Compared to them, the writers of Weekend Update seem genuinely witty. And the female anchor has no sense of comic timing; she just rushes through the jokes, probably realizing how stupid they are.
retrorio 3 years ago
omg ur dumb and hateful but wat iz surprizing iz dat ppl actually think its funny. ?
cachetes9161 3 years ago
Born Again Bob Barr has some convincing todo if he wants Libertarians to support him.
wowzaacow 3 years ago
Hmmmm, Unfair *and* Unbalanced - I wonder if Faux News will sue for infringement? Honestly, though, smarmy and hateful would be tolerable if it was at least funny... Is this the best she can do?
RedwoodGeorge 3 years ago
wow, she's an ass. on point, but a complete ass. I don't think I would watch this show.
reznahawks 3 years ago
turns out you "would" watch this show, you may not watch future shows, but you would watch this one.
likely you will watch others just to post negative comments
pwf2412 3 years ago
A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything. - Friedrich Nietzsche
We may define "faith" as the firm belief in something for which there is no evidence. Where there is evidence, no one speaks of "faith." We do not speak of faith that two and two are four or that the earth is round. We only speak of faith when we wish to substitute emotion for evidence. - Bertrand Russell
xiner 3 years ago
This show OWNES!
GTTTGT 3 years ago
The left wing media never reports on Obama's mistake but can report on McCains mistake that he corrected on the spot. I hate CNN and MSNBC
rob3gd 3 years ago
Goodness sakes, I can't help it. I just have to say...WOW! pwf2412 and gursexy01, you people are amazingly ignorant. No real offense meant acutally, just an analogy.
pistileer 3 years ago
well for gosh sakes, I can't help it. I just have to say...WOW! pist, you are amazingly arrogant and a freakin tool. No real offense meant acutally, just an analogy.
pwf2412 3 years ago
not funny,
thorw1 3 years ago
WTF is this hateful shit!Stop hating small minded bigots it's so 1900's this is the 2008!Obama is going to win anyways stop the hate participate.Your upload sucks and is extremly corny,get a new hobby.
gursexy01 3 years ago
lol, there was nothing hateful here. Except for your comment. You're the one who came in here and called us "small minded bigots" if any one has a problem with hatred, it would be you.
so in closing your post sucks and is extremly hate filled, get a new hobby
"stop the hate participate" lol, what are you doing? writing signs for an obama campaign rally?
pwf2412 3 years ago
Obama is a crack head (really), a criminal and a closet homosexual.
pistileer 3 years ago
No but glad you dig it!Hate is not truth when dumb ass uploads like this crap get sent out it feeds into hateful scary ass prejudice white peoples small little brains and they only comment when someone puts there simple little asses in place.I just call it like I see it most republican hate blacks women and everything else that is not anglo! So fuck whoever gets offended by what I say!They offend me with this shit I guess we are supposed to stay silent and let shit like this go on are you nuts?
gursexy01 3 years ago
lol, you have got to be one of the funniest racists that has been on this site in a long time. your hate filled racist diatribe was very amusing. I like that fact that your limited intelligence forces you to use foul language, instead of being able to communicate your ideas in a thoughtful and reasoned way. kind of like talking to an angry small child. It's not your fault you can't compete, your just not as smart, grow up a little bit and get yourself an education and you may do better later.
pwf2412 3 years ago
Racist ha ha lol! ha ha ignorant ha ha stop I'm crying here from laughter.You don't know me so who's the ignorant one dumbass! I guess this masters in economics was a waste of time.And Fuck you I'm grown bitch I speak how the fuck I want to at anytime I choose too.Don't get it twisted I'm not close to being an angry child but you must think I'm one of yours with that foul language shit!To thatI say gag on my dick fuck control your kids you can't control me.Get a brain you may have a future bitch
gursexy01 3 years ago
Master's in Economicds my ass. No one who knows a thing about economics would vote for a Liberal. You told somebody on your homepage that you had a PHD too. You ignorant douchebag
pimpdalyrical 3 years ago
Yes, Racist. Are you one of those people that think only white people can be racist? Guess again moron. You're right, I don't know you, but based on your posts it is easy to make a few assumptions. First and foremost, you are a liar. Any adult with a "Masters" in economics would have enough education not to used the language you use. Any educated adult knows that discussion and debate are possible, even desirable, compared to the foul mouthed rants you go off on.
pwf2412 3 years ago
You are some young, know nothing punk, fronting as someone or something you will never be, because you do not have the education, ambition or ability to achieve the lofty position you pretend to have achieved. Get you punk rear in back in school, work hard and graduate. Quit listening to the racist people around you, who are doing their best to convince you that "white" people are the cause of all your problems. Grow up, grow a pair, and make something of yourself.
pwf2412 3 years ago
spell check please spell check dumbass I have I have both sucks that I love school and any smart economist would be a non conservative and that douchbag comment ha ha what alittle white boy word, "douchbag" ha ha you little sperm burping bastard look that up bitch! Go annoy someone else all of ya'll who want to flood my inbox with your little dumb ass remarks.This upload still is ignorant and divisive so fuck all that.
gursexy01 3 years ago
dude, i was enjoying a cheesy hotpocket. seriously that's disgusting.
EDvining 3 years ago
Punctuation, punctuation please, dumbass.
You will notice that the correct punctuation and the correct spacing in this sentence, makes the sentence much easier to read and to understand.
End of lesson.
pwf2412 3 years ago
So sorry to disappoint you, but Obama is not electable. His true criminal past won't last the summer. His body count is beginning to possibly rival the Clinton's. Also, Brziensky is this guy's chief advisor...do you understand what that means?? (Major terrorism). Obama will not honor the pledge of allegiance, nor will he wear an American flag lapel pin. He is a violent bigot, and he will seek to destroy this country...REALLY!!! This guy is really scary when you start to truly investigate him.
pistileer 3 years ago
Didn't he launch his campaign from Ayer's House? What more do people need?
pimpdalyrical 3 years ago
No I think I remember he launched it from your moms house was'nt she the bitch that was cheesing and trying to give him her number saying to him how your dads short ass dick has'nt hit the spots she needs hit cause he can't reach and you guys wonder why you do it monthly or once a year them hoes got to get ready for a huge dissapointment!That's why they run to black men that must be why you must hate all blacks, you puny brained dumbass!fuck you and the rest of you all who are hating on obama.
gursexy01 3 years ago
Do they not teach punctuation in low income schools anymore? Jesus, what a fucking retard. Tell me, what exactly about Obama's policies are so different then John Edward's. Or even Hillary. Maybe you would vote for the Black Guy no matter what they believed. Who is the real racist here. You're just pissed that all your mom's income comes from blowing white guys and drug dealers.
pimpdalyrical 3 years ago
So sorry to dissapoint you but who do you get your info from?Dora the explora are you fucking kidding me the only one who has blood on there hands are the idiots who bought bush's crap and voted for this endless war that has cripelled our economy.you are a 5 star idiot! Go convert someone else with a weak unbalanced mind(the republican party) you guys are so out of touch you must be from saturn or some shit and don't lecture me without a fucking brain to back it up.get lost kid your bothering me
gursexy01 3 years ago
To libs Obama is "The Man" and they will not give up on him no matter what. It is like they insist he be elected simply so they can have the 1st Black President, no matter if he is qualified. When he loses they can spend the next 4 years screaming about how everyone else was/is racist, and not as enlightened as they are. A will get a great deal of self-satisfaction from that.
bogtrotter52 3 years ago
So far as I can remember, there is not one word in the gospels in praise of intelligence.
-- Bertrand Russell
If we believe absurdities, we shall commit atrocities. - Voltaire
There is only one good, knowledge, and one evil, ignorance. - Socrates
xiner 3 years ago
Hey numbnuts....research the McGovern campaign. Every lib loser like you at the time thought he was a sure thing and the only state he carried was S. Dakota. LOL! America can elect a black president, but first one has to be running for the job. Don't you know his mother is white. LOL! Keep dreaming loser.
bogtrotter52 3 years ago
Hell is the theological equivalent of "Boy are you gonna get it when your dad gets home!" - Jack Carlson
The infliction of cruelty with a good conscience is a delight to moralists--that is why they invented hell. - Bertrand Russell
Lighthouses are more useful than churches. - Benjamin Franklin
xiner 3 years ago
You would think that comedy would be welcome about any demographic. After reading just a few comments its clear that the liberal left wants only one side to be laughed at.Come on,this is America,a half black man with JesseJacksonJr. on his staff on the verge of winning the democratic nomination for pres. has got to be the richest fodder for comedy we seen since"I did not have sex with that woman"or"I am not a crook",or"No new taxes".Remember,"I was not aware of Rev.Wrights comments"Bulls*&t.
semidemi1 3 years ago
Poor Hill!!!!
suckaboy69 3 years ago
This lady is dumb and old
superhero54 3 years ago
Are all the episodes this lame? The last two bits were funny, esp. the one about SW airlines (if you think it was about JetBlue you don't understand comedy). 1/2 hr is just as dull. Come on, conservatives don't make funny comics and liberals don't make good bankers. When you try too hard to make a political point you just won't be funny, am I right Tina Fey (or Dennis Miller for that matter).
ewetyube 3 years ago
Additionally, can't Jodie Miller or the writers come up with anything better than "Let's get started" to open EVERY show? How very bland and vanilla.
oherroneous 3 years ago
What's with the pre-recorded laughter?
jimbofergus 3 years ago
wow! I knew I didn't want to be a liberal but had NO IDEA they also had NO SENSE OF HUMOR! I will laugh at their jokes if indeed they are funny, but the the inability to tolerate anyone else's views extends all the way to their funnybones - how sad...
denij2005 3 years ago 3
being a dem/lib is easy, all you have to do is care, doesn't matter if you actually do anything for anyone, just care. all the policies you support need to increase the size of the government, because people are too stupid to do anything themselves.
pwf2412 3 years ago 3
Regardless of one's political beliefs, you have to admit this video is bad. WAY bad. Like, Fox's "1/2 Hour News Hour" bad. I mean, come on, canned laughter? It's 2008. I'm a liberal, but I don't mind jokes from the right... provided they're, you know, funny, which is, you know, the point of a joke. Yes?
oherroneous 3 years ago
Wasn't very funny.But this seems to be a place where anyone with an informed view gets a thumbs down.So my mark is propaganda bullshit with sound bites and audience bits from probably a real comedy show.Ron Paul still scares the elites and this is a good thing.L8tr sheople.
Mohawk072 3 years ago
I got excited when she said, "Hillary Clinton choked," but right after she said, "up."
SHOdriver1992 3 years ago
This is not supposed to be funny. Just Republican propaganda with fake laughs on the background. It is really pathetic.
exinferiz 3 years ago
hahah so true
kzatching 3 years ago
hahahaha lol keep em comin 5 stars baby! lol haha!
skirbyr 3 years ago
Really is that why Michael Jackson now lives off the east coast of Saudi Arabia? He has been socially exiled from America, but where does he reside, of all places? I'm just saying
soiamnext 3 years ago
me thinks there are too many arabs
fieryman1 3 years ago
Sorry folks, you are just not funny, and I am now sick and tired of your moronic diatribe. I am UN-SUBBING.
pistileer 3 years ago
Sure, like your liberal whiny Barry the Messiar rear ever had in the first place.
Like with Fox News, liberals can't stand the thought that they don't own comedy central, all the networks, movies, the print media, and so forth.
No, they get the vapors over something like this and Fox News.
That natural mindset of wanting to control everything, like the good ole USSR still beckons to them.
TiminPhoenix 3 years ago 3
Liberals do own Comedy Central.
074August 3 years ago
um.......great!
pimpdalyrical 3 years ago
well, that will show us. One less libe coming in here to make nasty comments.
I know I feel bad about him leaving.
:)
pwf2412 3 years ago
Yeah, rriiiight...that is what I wanted to do...show you, thbbt!! What is this kindergarten? You people produce a show with a laugh track, and pretend to be funny while doing little else but demoralize. But then you get all pissy when someone eventually gets sick of being disappointed by your incessent vocal flatulance, and makes a short statement about it. You don't like it? Tough, you ask for it constantly. That you eventually get it sometimes is not our fault. FYIYAH!!! HINT: H=hole.
pistileer 3 years ago
Explain to me how it is "pissy" to sarcastically say we will miss you because you made this "earth shattering" announcement that you were going to un-subscribe. As if your subscription is all that important in the first place. Don't make such an asinine announcement and then get upset when someone laughs at you.
pwf2412 3 years ago
Demoralizing? Are you kidding me? The conservatives are the only people standing up for this country. We are happy when America succeeds, unlike the libs/dems who are only happy when America is made to look bad.
FYIYAH!!! HINT: H=hole
pwf2412 3 years ago
is this supposed to be funny?
batou88 3 years ago
STOP THE CORPORATE PUPPETS!!!!!!!!!!THEY ARE OWNED,EVERYTHING THEY SHOW YOU ON THE SHEEP TUBE IS TO CONTROL YOU>WTF is wrong with you slaves.Its all a scam..
xsleef 3 years ago
lol
pwf2412 3 years ago
Ron Paul,lets start a revolution.Thats what its gonna take to stop these corporate pukes that have taken over our govt,and they fund all 3 pres.elects, you see on the corporate fake news.Wake up people,anyone you see on the corporate news is not good,vote for any1 else.Even just vote independant,but not the 3 puppets the lame stream media shows.
xsleef 3 years ago
you want to start a revolution with Ron Paul? really? thats the best you can come up with? so you want to start a revolution doomed to disaster from the start?
pwf2412 3 years ago
If you want this to ACTUALLY be funny, make at least 1 non-offensive joke to proove that you can and make it so that your jokes are less obvious.
BTW this isn't what Americans concider funny (I'm American). It's what fucking bush supportes find funny, and that dude is one of the WORST presidents we've ever had.
But he does allow us to make some great comedy off of him. Search "George Bush is funny" On youtube.
NotUnintelligent 3 years ago
i am American and I think it's great stuff, so I guess this is what Americans consider funny.
You should probably ask other Americans before you decide to start speaking for all of us. I "might" keep you from looking like such a boob.
pwf2412 3 years ago
Just because you have a laugh track doesn't make you funny. That was pathetic. But I'll be generous and give it one star.
wgaryjohnson 3 years ago
Boy, hick.. hick dat twas fffunny. Drool, yeah McBamally so smart they gonna change. Wat change who knows but da teevee told me so.
Am so glud to be indoctraformed.
The truth is treason in the Empire of lies!
BeanGene 3 years ago
lol, wow, probably one of the worst attempts at sarcastic humor ever seen in a liberal post.
pwf2412 3 years ago
if you want to Piss off a conservative, lie to them. TO piss of a liberal, tell everyone else the truth.
pimpdalyrical 3 years ago
Wait... Do what lies and truth; Conservative and Liberal; Right and Wrong; Rule of Law and Social Justice. What are you talking about everything varies. Don't you know lies and truth don't matter. Conservatives are compassionate and Liberals are progressive its all relative to what the State considers moral. We are a dependant collective and the truth is hate speech. Dependance is sweet, corruption is funny, its not my job to fix it. Ahh, seritude & group think collectivism is great.
BeanGene 3 years ago
Wow, that's wry, BeanGene. See, guys like this don't write for shows like this one. Now his rant was brilliant. PS please look up the word brilliant before saying that I consider his words to be intellectual or genius, thank you. But then again they just might be.
ewetyube 3 years ago
Liberals want to do things the way they were done back when the British controlled the colonies. How is that Progress?
pimpdalyrical 3 years ago
And many of those people who died this past week are in heaven right now. And they wouldn't want to come back. It's so glorious and so wonderful. - Billy Graham, September 14, 2001
I cannot establish any policy merely on whether or not it will save the human race from a period of suffering or from extinction. - Geoffrey Fisher, Archbishop of Canterbury
xiner 3 years ago
Your right - now stop trying to push me to one side or the other and listen to the words I speak.
BeanGene 3 years ago
Is this what Americans consider funny? how sad....
Dumb Dumber Dumbest
Hannahhi 3 years ago
Vote for for the idiot's friend. Vote for McCain. Americans want a president who's dummer than they are.
Americans don't want Ron Paul in the White House. He'd give us a chance toward peace and prosperity. Who wants that? Since he appeals to people of intellect, naturally most Americans wouldn't want him. You have to think for yourself. who wants that?
treadwayca 3 years ago
First, that would be DUMBER, but hey life is full of irony. Best estimates are that between 300,000 and 2.5 million people were slaughtered in Vietnam after the US pulled out. Do you want to repeat that mistake in Iraq?
pimpdalyrical 3 years ago
actually I believe the left does want just that, then they will lay the blame for the deaths at feet of the Bush admin for "starting" the war in the first place.
pwf2412 3 years ago
All canned laughter, because they can't get any genuine ones.
Conza88 3 years ago
This is a waste of bandwidth.
guitarguru2006 3 years ago
Pantsuit joke was very funny. I actually laughed out loud.
K2Tanner 3 years ago 4
Funny! As always, keep up the great work.
jeff55v 3 years ago
I just realized that some of their "news" is not new, but actually is outdated by as much as two weeks.
MexicanTuber 3 years ago
There are too many Arabs.
fieryman1 3 years ago
Totally unfunny.
clarkslick 3 years ago
Good presentation but the jokes in this one were not that great...*shrug* but i'll keep my eyes open for the next one!
SSJRagnarok 3 years ago
That one had a couple of good ones Jodie.... KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK
BLESSEDone333 3 years ago 2
This is such bad comedy, not funny and quite sick.
sandeepy2006 3 years ago
Hahahah, they speak more than one language in afghanistan, you should do your geography homework shitty newsbusted
tgshark1 3 years ago
And Obama didn't know either one dumbass, that's the problem.
pimpdalyrical 3 years ago
LOL... LOL.... LOL... brilliant
traslaverdad1 3 years ago 3
i loved the darling joke. but i didnt like the other ones.
shadow72152 3 years ago
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laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeee
azadnah 3 years ago
off shoot of the daily show and colbert report
xArkialx 3 years ago
only funnier
pwf2412 3 years ago 3
stupid!!
yoli647 3 years ago
I love how some libs can call Bush an idiot and a conspiritorial mastermind in one paragraph. And as far as pastors go, Yeah some bad guys have endorsed Mccain, Obama endorsed the bad guy for over 20 years. BIg difference.
pimpdalyrical 3 years ago 5
Lib's will excuse the behavior of anyone on their side. They see conservatives as an evil enemy and anything anyone does to stop them is OK. Anyone who wants to stop them is OK too no matter his history, i.e. Robert (K.K.K.) Byrd.
jtkirkfan2002 3 years ago 4
sorry, but that "Ron Paul without charaisma" line was funny.
thequietkid10 3 years ago 3
not really though
Raxr985 3 years ago
actually it turns out it was funny
pwf2412 3 years ago 3
these jokes were pretty lame.
tool1661 3 years ago
Another winner! Barack's not smarter than a fifth grader - ROTFL!
jtkirkfan2002 3 years ago 2
Great stuff as usual.
Why rag on the airline that repeatedly recieves the highest favorability ratings among fliers?
Southwest rules!!
mowowie 3 years ago
LOL Funny.
schooltrashers 3 years ago
Who the hell cares about Isreal? It is a independent country, let them take care of themselves. Last I check, they have several hundred nukes; I'd like to see any Arab country try to directly attack Isreal.
bolo34lx 3 years ago
I'm not even sure how he got off on to Isreal. and you are right, everytime the arabs get uppity with Isreal, they get thier butts handed to them, thats why they use terrorism.
pwf2412 3 years ago
bolo: Look this up in google. This will answer your question about why Israel is Important.
"First comes Saturday then comes Sunday"
Look it up with the quotation marks.
VinceP1974 3 years ago
Erdal0, get it through your thick skull. They hate Jews and everyne else for that matter, because they are not muslim. pwf2412, pay no attention to this dipshit, They're from the netherlands. When not killing brain cells with drugs they are clog dancing through tulip beds. They might as well still be french.
pimpdalyrical 3 years ago 2
haha pe-tha-TIC is what you are
you cant win the conversation so you attack me personally.. how low is that
why do palastines hate jews? because they are not muslim haha
i hope that is not the reason why they whipe a country out of the map and kill civilians because they dont like us jews snif snif
erdal0 3 years ago
lol, harsh, might as well be french. lol
pwf2412 3 years ago
not everyone hates jews. but i must say, the crack about people from the netherlands was hysterical, perhaps you should help the newsbusted writers
upabittoolate 3 years ago
lol, we dont hardly ever agree, but you get a thumbs up for this one. :)
pwf2412 3 years ago
McCain is a fucking joke we need some one that would take a belt to the commie mut and make him get his zebra ass back to picking cotton
bilpayne 3 years ago
Best one yet!
mcoop221 3 years ago
Great stuff Jodie, keep it up.
Macbeagle 3 years ago 5
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israel deserives a mushroom cloud
erdal0 3 years ago
must be a liberal.
pwf2412 3 years ago
You obviously have one growing in your head!
God bless Israel!
mcoop221 3 years ago 2
that doesnt make things allright what israel is doing to palastines and humanity
your saying that because you follow everyone like sheep have a opinion your self god bless my ass illigal ocupation
erdal0 3 years ago
isreal to the paliastines? are you freakin joking? The palastinians have vowed to rid the world of the isrealies. Isreal has NEVER promoted the total destruction of a people, yet it have been the avowed goal of the palastinians for years. Get your facts straight, idiot
pwf2412 3 years ago 2
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you are so pitiful
why should palastinians vowe to rid the world of isrealies out of nothing? are you a dumb?
answer this you feg
be honest if israel takes "the action" to illigal invade a country they should accept "the reaction" to that action you and atleast be a man and be honest( if they were everyone would know and nobody supported them because crimes against humanity)
you understand this with your little brain
erdal0 3 years ago
lol.....
that is one of the best replys ever.
I haven't laughed that hard in a while.
What country did Isreal invade? when?
they vowed to rid the world of Isreal because, wait for it, ready? THEY HATE JEWS. They are a people whose goverrnment is a TERRORIST group. They are killers and thugs and they want to kill jews, men, women and children.
Quit being a terrorist lover and use your brain, if it not to filled with hate already
pwf2412 3 years ago 4
haha kindergarden arguments
quote pwf2412 "THEY HATE JEWS" again they hate jews out of nothing? why why why
if they illigal invade they should accept the reaction too and be a man about it and tell the people the truth whats happening so people like you that have narrow mind that follow everbody's ass should know that too
cccome with inside-arguments on the subject next time you can do better then they hate jews so we kill there civilians
just predent you have been to school haha
erdal0 3 years ago
you forgot to answer a question...
"What country did Isreal invade? when?"
I would like to hear your answer on this one.
pwf2412 3 years ago
haha please go back to school with your kindergarden arguments
erdal0 3 years ago
palastine isn't even a nation, sad little man, you go back to school
pwf2412 3 years ago
it is or it isnt but thats not the problem the problem is crimes against humanity
erdal0 3 years ago
yeah, palistine against the Jews
pwf2412 3 years ago
Kindergarden arguments? You can't even answer pwf's question. Before you do, research the Balfour Declaration and the British Mandate.
Long live Israel!
mcoop221 3 years ago
Answer Pwf's question? erdal can't even string together a coherant thought.
jtkirkfan2002 3 years ago
And you deserve to learn how to spell, you illiterate fuck.
rofyle 3 years ago
Who are you referring to rofyle?
mcoop221 3 years ago
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And my god does this show suck. The canned laughter is god awful. The anchor person is annoying the way she thinks what she's saying is actually funny.
Raxr985 3 years ago
Eh this episode was just ok. That said, As an (upstate) New Yorker who never liked Spitzer even before his three scandals (Drivers licenses for illegals, Troopergate, and Spitzergate), I support any any all jokes about Eliot Spitzer. Keep that up.
alexofsyrr 3 years ago
I can't fucking believe this, if Bush had of made the same mistakes (57 states, Afghans speak Arabic) he would be beaten by jokes about it YEARS after he had died. but I guess it's racist to even comment about it.
chachieb 3 years ago 9
too true, what is good for republicans is racist/homophobe/hate for the dems.
they just aren't used to it like we are. they have had control of the media for so long that now that there are places willing and able to slam back at them, they don't know what to do
pwf2412 3 years ago
lol republicans have zero control of the medis idiot
cnn,abc, nbc, every single city newspaper,h0ollywood are all extremely liberal democrats
you just said possibly the dumbest thing i have ever heard
-sgtoox
sgtOOX 3 years ago
because i like what you have posted i wont point out that if you had bothered to read a single post of mine you would know beyond a shadow of a doubt that i am a conservative. possibly i did not make myself clear. the "they" in the second paragraph are the DEMOCRATS. IDIOT.
pwf2412 3 years ago
Playboy losing money?
Are guys not horny anymore? :)
TransformersMatrix 3 years ago
No, people are still very horny. It's just that only idiots and old people actually pay for porn in this day and age
Raxr985 3 years ago
LOL! It's true with certain file sharing sites you can download it for free
TransformersMatrix 3 years ago
in the 50s, playboy mag. began the downward spiral of the country. Our country is in decline ever since. Arabs hate us because of perversion; they do not want it entering their lives. Thank you Hefner. Thank you Jackson.
fieryman1 3 years ago
Bob Barr is the best in the race if Ron Paul wont run on 3rd Party
bilpayne 3 years ago
Ron Paul is what your dumb Republican party needs to set it straight and yet you all chose a neocon douche bag.
AmericanWayne 3 years ago
yeah, i liked him too. but he couldn't be controlled by special interest groups as easily as that neocon douche bag aforementioned
upabittoolate 3 years ago
neocon? are you two just idiots? John McCain a "neocon" you have got to be somkin some serious shit to come up with that.
Mccain-Finegold
Gang of 14
Global Warming
Please he is as far from a neocon as you could get. the problem is that any republican nominated would be a "neocon" because you need the labels to stir up your base.
McCain is the best republican that could have happened to the DEMOCRAT party.
you people win no matter who gets elected this year
pwf2412 3 years ago 3
Remember, McCain is not left of Marx so he is a neocon.
jtkirkfan2002 3 years ago
McCain is a neocon?!?!?
Holy crap are you insane
ToddonCapeCod 3 years ago 5
There was no denying that he is a douche bag, I see.
AmericanWayne 3 years ago
hahaha, 5/5!
HalfLucky 3 years ago
Damn funny stuff!
Shadowsnshades 3 years ago