Anonymous vs Colbert

[nuclearfusion1000]

Look at uploader

[Armitzel]

anything having to do with Colbert is a spoof or parody

[xxdangerouslyinsanex]

Lol, no way this is a "real" anon message XD

[bud389]

@xxdangerouslyinsanex none of them are "real," they're all childish and pretty retarded.

[skip0009]

Religion is the opiate of the masses. It clouds your minds and makes you stupid, willing to disregard common knowledge and common sense, disregarding social propriety and abdicating responsibility for the illusion of some sort of magical "salvation."

[BlackMambakins]

lol @ scientology freaks pretending to be annon.

[Laeryc]

its Church of scientology crying in the corner becasue they are butt hurt over the fact that Anonymous revealed that Scientology is proof one schizophrenics beliefs and derangement can become worshiped.

[JesusIlove1994]

I encourage you guys to read,Acts 2:28,Matthew 28:19(when it says the NAME it's talking about JESUS,It didn't say titles.Because If we were supposed to baptize in titles we'd be waiting all day for just one to be baptized simply because Jesus has more than 3 titles,and besides,you'll see the next scriptures(;)1 John 5:7

[Keijikrall]

@JesusIlove1994 Please read dueteronomy in full kthxbai

[JesusIlove1994]

I encourage you guys to read,Acts 2:28,Matthew 28:19(when it says the NAME it's talking about JESUS,It didn't say titles.Because If we were supposed to baptize in titles we'd be waiting all day for just one to be baptized simply because Jesus has more than 3 titles,and besides,you'll see the next scriptures(;)

[JesusIlove1994]

I encourage you guys to read,Acts 2:28,Matthew 28:19(when it says the NAME it's talking about JESUS,It didn't say titles.Because If we were supposed to baptize in titles we'd be waiting all day for just one to be baptized simply because Jesus has more than 3 titles,and besides,you'll see the next scriptures(;)

[neon1evangelion]

Masive lulz!

[diasent]

lol

[gd1035]

96666th view

[Darkflame3600]

Wait wait wait first of all what are Anonymous?

[EternalSaiya]

@Darkflame3600

Commonly known as a "hacktivist" group

They are Legion...

and whatnot

[SilverWolfT]

Overlord XENU will rise Stephen!!!!! MUHU MUHU HAHAHAHAHAHA

[arethkyntaul]

... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*gasp*HA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHA!

[VonnegutFrusciante]

This is fucking hilarious, if you take this seriously then God help you

[HaloZero147]

This is hilarious.

[a12flesh]

NOW, LAST but NOT LEAST...

TO all my FANS (who are members of the activist group ANONYMOUS) who have COPY CAT'd and/or CLONED ME over the past few Months:

These FOOLISH Amateurs will replace the "I" with an "L", etc. And many times their channels are Not Available, because I have had them TERMINATED, for Impersonation. So, therefore, these INEPT, GUTLESS ROOKIES will make their channels Invisible.

SO SORRY to have had MANY of you SHUT DOWN, by YOUTUBE.

[derpderpingtons]

"You will not prevail against XENU's internet savvy army of basement dwellers." So win lol

[SaiyuriSatomi]

Colbert suuuuuucks he isn't even remotely funny

[hypesystem]

lol

[guest5577]

lol

[MajorLogica]

Hawking is one of us... He's a Marcabian. Stephen Hawking says, "Fuck Scientology!"

[sebethea89]

Stephen Hawking does not appreciate Colbert's antics.

[TheWalkingDoom16]

LOL

[AltairZielite]

LOL! good parody.  Funny.

[TheOutlawAmbulance]

I <3 Colbert! :)

[prophetsofpenance]

^^ fuck scientology, everyone (taken from the night before christmas)

[smellyfooty]

wow! no sense of humour!

[smellyfooty]

z-noob? what? bring it on!!!!

you're NOTHING!

[MrSage700]

I don't think these people realize it was a parody of anonymous messages, probably made by one of their own members.

[Polaf3456]

"Your latest attempt to have Node 3 of the Space Station named in your honor displeases us and disrespects the power of our galactic overlord XENU."

Too bad anon hates xenu you brainwashed dumbfuck

[SovietVeski]

Anonymous is not a group. It is a visualization of one-self.

[codmod55]

Let me just say this is fake. so everyone knows. I am a member of anon. This is bullshit and fake.

[dadov]

@codmod55 Member of anon? lol.

[codmod55]

@dadov Its abbreviated.

[12Jackman12]

@codmod55 its joke candyass newfag

[unionofonion]

@codmod55 You're NOT a member of anonymous. Do you even know what anonymity means?

'cause if you did, you wouldn't be self-proclaiming yourself as an anonymous.

[codmod55]

@unionofonion I never told you my name did i? and if you viewed my profile and saw my name, than you already know it. BUT if you never saw this comment, and you viewed my profile, you wouldent know i was a member of anon. There are no links.

Thats the point. we arent afraid to give our names out, if thats what you think.

[Cronotfalcon]

lol wow omg colbert is so evil he want to have his name in space. you guys are sad btw ur irc virus didnt work on me. i got half ur ppl ips too

[Dmoney987ak74u]

wow so anonymous iz hakerz and retardz.

[iamanonymous2012]

It was not the purpose to hurt psn and qriocity users. and only a handfull of anons are even hackers. do you really think 1/2 million guys sat down at a round table and decided to cause disruption in service to themselves friends and family. it was only a few, and a half million hackers is a stretch of imagination even for the Mainstream media. check out the message to PSn users. it says it alll.

[robelstable]

all i know is that Sony identified a file left behind by the intruders on purpose claiming to be ANON. there are literally no more facts than that at this time. shit needs to be explained or i'm gonna beat the shit out of an ANON guy before a scientologist. i'm just a working guy and as of right now, hopefully incorrectly assuming ANON brought down PSN, they have caused me more harm than any $cientologist

[MARINERGY23]

i know right what the fuck

[GrandMasterRevan]

hello scientology nice video you've made to frame anonynous nobody is buy this so - called anonymous video that you ass hole uploaded . you asshole are so pathetic you will never win you all will fall just like your late lazy ass retarded repulsive psychotic lame ass L ron (homo) hubbard sooner or later scientology will be destroyed by these great united states of the true america protecters of free speach . - scientology heed these words Rest In Peace

[JediFonzie]

anonymous is a group off people. its maybe have been a whole diffrent group that attacked sony

[GrandMasterRevan]

scientology was part of that group attacking sony , they just put the blame on anonymous. anonymous had nothing do with the attack on sony and the soe

[Daggerspine107]

Why not use the stolen creditcards as funding for Anonymous?

[mac0072dude]

I'm really confused I thought anonymous declared war on Scientology but they're talkin about xenu WTF someone help me

[RedStormLax]

@AlmostCommon

You have no idea what youre saying and are just mad cause you cant play COD.

[AlmostCommon]

@RedStormLax COD sucks, and I'm in Canada where there was no PSN outage. You should never assume.

[impsick]

Anonymous this is a joke right? Colbert is the man.

[Binker211]

FFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKEEEEE!!!­!!!!!!!!!! This is not anonymous

[hugzrforfree]

okay i support the Scientology crap but Stephen Colbert is awesome, you dont fuck someone as kewl as that.

[Wingedmagician]

Bullshit!

[Vanderwoud]

This isn't Anonymous.

[thagreatzadenko]

Church0fScientology posting as anonymous? really?

[Ceidonianphysicist]

@thagreatzadenko Anonymous hacked it a while ago. Or this is the identical channel they set up i haven't checked yet.

[hester23x]

woah woah woah why colbert? hes fucking awesome

[SlightInsanity]

If i was Colbert i would buy a security system and a dog...

[101lolwut]

i think anonymous is jealous?

[cgeire14]

anonymous doesn't have a leader???

[eltacogrande2]

@cgeire14 Ya dumbass it was making fun of scientology

[cgeire14]

@eltacogrande2 wow thanks for clearing that up Im so happy there are people like you in the world who have a fine sense of appreciation for someone not understanding something like this. sorry i could keep up with your intelligent fast paced awarness of sarcasm but I guess I dont have the same iq as a real you tube warrior such as yourself... fuckin asshole

[luigisbrother100]

Hahahaha... Nice joke.

[RytanEmpire]

Ha ha ha i love you guys so much... on a side note you have far too much time on your hands

[ExtruhKrizpee]

Anonymous isnt much of an army as much as a crusader well in its rights

[gtamythmaster43]

Is this trolling?

Or is this srz bsnz?

[iamthehighlander1]

>mfw L. Ron Cuboard, had post traumatic stress disorder, and wrote all science fiction stories, to ease his troubled mind.

[shuforce]

if anonymous launch a campaign against Scientology why would they be defending zenu?

[AlmostCommon]

Yeah Anonymous attacks Sony for retrieving personal information meanwhile Anonymous supports hijacking millions of personal computers to cause DDoS's.

Who's fucking accessing personal information here? Fucking assholes. Go attack greedy fuck assed Microsoft. Sony is a decent company that doesn't gouge your wallet in every conceivable manner.

Anonymous lost alot of supporters on this stupid move. I love Video Games. I will pay for my games so they have money to make more. Run GeoHotz Run!

[khon123456]

@AlmostCommon ur such a sony fanboy.. anonymous shouldnt be attacking anyone >.> and besides did u read their reason for attacking sony? apparently not. such a blind fanboy gtfo

[AlmostCommon]

@khon123456 If you read what I wrote then you will notice I did read their reasons for attacking sony, but... ah fuck it you're a waste of time.

[gtamythmaster43]

@AlmostCommon

Anonoymous is in the wrong with Sony.

But they're right most the time.

[morgothable]

@AlmostCommon

what youre missing is that anonymous isnt some group with a common goal. anonymous is a giant blurry group of people with different ideals and beliefs who want different things though they generally agree on a few issues like the whole hate of scientology.

[morgothable]

@AlmostCommon

but people who just blindly support anonymous need to rethink their choices. i support most of the things anonymous has done but i dont necessarily support anonymous because their power is in the fact that its a group of radically different people with no command structure.

[Ceidonianphysicist]

@AlmostCommon Anon form a botnet from their members who can pull out at anytime.

[Vanderwoud]

@AlmostCommon The idealist(s) that orchestrated "Project Chanology" and the individuals that have posted this are obviously not one in the same. At the same time, copy-cat serial killers have religiously recreated the killing of many famous serial killers. Now anyone can post a video online and title it anonymous.

[Taheelur123]

@AlmostCommon anonymous had nothing to do with that you retard

[AlmostCommon]

@Taheelur123 My post is a month old. Read the news from a month ago, and please come back here and let me know who the retard is.

[Taheelur123]

@AlmostCommon You still are.

[AlmostCommon]

@Taheelur123 Since you're too handicapped to understand it seems I will have to spoon feed you.

wwwzdnetcom/news/anonymous-den­ies-role-in-sony-attacks/62319­04

third paragraph is what I was pissed off about. The rest is bullshit you are talking about. Now go fuck yourself.

[Taheelur123]

@AlmostCommon I think you missed my point. When you asked "Now who's the retard?" all I did was give you an answer. And yes, you still are a retard.

[AlmostCommon]

@Taheelur123 I think you missed the part where I said "Go Fuck Yourself". Re-read it again, and you might understand.

[Taheelur123]

@AlmostCommon I completely understand what you're asking... And I'm answering by saying that you're still the retard.

[AlmostCommon]

@Taheelur123 If you understood then you'd be off fucking yourself. Do you need me to hold your hand on this one too? I can bring the lube that your mother likes.

[Taheelur123]

@AlmostCommon That may be true, but you sir, are still the one suffering from mental retardation.

[Taheelur123]

@Taheelur123 And also, the word reread isn't supposed to be hyphenated.

[Taheelur123]

@AlmostCommon Another thing, I don't need artificial lubrication. I can just use some of the fluids created by the massive amount of retardation that exists within your brain.

[AlmostCommon]

@Taheelur123 Mistakes happen; sort-of like when you were born.

If the fluid is retarding my brain then it wouldn't make the best lubricant.

Since you admit that you don't understand "Go Fuck Yourself" then when would you like to meet up so that I can better explain it to you?

[FunkyTwnAllStar]

@AlmostCommon I would like to meet up with you so i can punch you in the face and make you learn what the fuck you are talking about.

[AnonOp1]

@AlmostCommon the fact that you think Anonymous is behind the latest PSN outage shows that you arae about as educated about the subject as retarted infant bushman...

the recent outage is due to sony's lack of protection for their servers. how long was 360 down when it was hacked?

Anon attacked sony sites a couple weeks prior but are not responsible for this malicious act. I am on PSN and i hope they get it back online too but but keep ranting like the village idiot...noob

[AlmostCommon]

@AnonOp1 Sorry for reading the news, for reading a message, supposedly, from anonymous, and for watching the message sent, supposedly, by anonymouse. I guess I should educate myself by not reading or watching anything right? Or should I rummage through pages and pages of bullshit to find the exact bullshit that you are talking about? Not going to happen. Sorry...

[AnonOp1]

@AlmostCommon ummm the news never said Anonymous was responsible....nor did any newspaper. If you know anything about what Anonymous has done in the past you'll know you'd know that they have never done anything like this

[GeoRoAdmin]

@AlmostCommon actualy they only lost the support of the followers that do not take their rights seriously, aka the young kids that think video games are life. So not much of a loss there. The real supporters still support Anon.

[dekingking315]

@AlmostCommon anonymous didnt attack the play station network, if so they would have taken credit for it

[w1ck3dad4m]

@AlmostCommon i wouldnt be talking shit about the people who hacked psn...i heard they have alot of info (credit cards and stuff)

[xJewciferx]

@AlmostCommon Check your facts. Anonymous as an organization did not steal any personal information. The exploit was carried out by two known anonymous members; however, we do not condone their actions. They are rogue and have strayed from the ideals that make Anonymous. Many cannot be blamed for the actions of one.

[Archangelriku]

@AlmostCommon when did they hijack millions of pc's again?

[AlmostCommon]

@Archangelriku How am I supposed to know when? Am I supposed to read the minds of all the botnet controllers in Anonymous?

[Archangelriku]

@AlmostCommon i was kind of implying that they never did through what i thought was a fairly sarcastic message... i guess you didnt get it though.

[MrShmevan]

@AlmostCommon Microsoft would get back Xbox. Sony is not made for video games. your patches are shit. Microsoft is almost impossible to take over. and with one of the richest men in the world, i doubt he'd let it slide.

[the1unknown9]

@AlmostCommon wow, im sorry but your retared, please read up on information before you post. Anonymous attacked sony cause they put 2 of their hackers in bars, its an eye for an eye here. And if your little Ps3 got shut down and your mad then go tell your mommy to buy you an xbox 360, stupid rich ass little cock sucking mother fucker.

[wardydave]

@AlmostCommon awwwwww, still crying about psn?

[wardydave]

@AlmostCommon can't play games? dnt have any friends and or a life? boo hoo

[IronicHavoc]

@AlmostCommon

I have to admit that on all of these Anonymous videos, yours is the first to actually make a good argument, as opposed to all of the "ZOMG ANONYMOUS HACKED PSN!" bullshit I've been reading. Yeah, Anonymous really shouldn't be so pissed about Sony demanding personal information. It's very hypocritical, especially since they claim to fight for "Free speech," not privacy. But Anonymous had nothing to do with release of the PS3 info or Geohotz.

[IronicHavoc]

@AlmostCommon

The hackers from Anonymous that were arrested had downloaded and distributed stolen PS3 content, although they did not act against Sony directly (again, this only applies to the PSN attacks, Anonymous has been DDoSing Sony websites for admittedly shitty reasons since April). But you are right, Anonymous really shouldn't be attacking Sony because it is a good company. By good I mean moral. They have lazy-ass programming and terribly coded security, but they are moral.

[12Jackman12]

@IronicHavoc they were also pissed at sony cuz sony disabled the features that were once available on the psn before the updates. anon was fighting to restore power to the gamer.

[unionofonion]

@IronicHavoc At least they aren't fucking people up the ass like microsoft is.

Distributing PS3 content that hard working employees lost paychecks out on were nothing but selfish.

Now every one sees why I do not like these piece of shit, socially inferior asswipes that call themselves anonymous.

Hacking a company service really must make them think that they are somebody worth importance but all it proves is just how WORTHLESS that lot really is.

[IronicHavoc]

@unionofonion

People aren't supposed to like Anonymous, and I'm pretty sure they wouldn't give a shit whether people did or not. However, just because what Anonymous did was wrong doesn't mean Sony didn't have sloppy security. Anonymous didn't hack the PSN, they just distributed content that was acquired through a by GeoHotz and FailOverflow, by altering a retail ps3 as developer console, and was associated with the PSN shutdown because at the time Sony was overhauling the service to fix this.

[noaccount4]

@IronicHavoc they weren't fixing anything, because nothing was broken, sony shut down the psn network themselves

[IronicHavoc]

@noaccount4

By fix, I am referring to the security gap in retail PS3's that had been used by hackers to access Sony information and a vast library of games. Sony shut down PSN in order to "fix" the security problem. My comment says "overhauling the service to fix this," not, "fixing the service".

[noaccount4]

@IronicHavoc Uh huh

[IronicHavoc]

@noaccount4

?

[JureneRachelle90]

this message is so LULzy

LONG LIVE LORD XENU!!!

[TBomb15]

Xenu? XENU?!!!! YOU FOOLISH SCIENTOLOGISTS! DO NOT TAKE THE NAME OF ANONYMOUS IN VAIN!!!! TO *chan TO START A NEW RAID!!!!

[TheSmileMile]

@TBomb15

Anonymous was being ironic by supporting the naming of the Space node after Xenu. A ninja must see through deception.

[jffry890]

You will not prevail against XENU's internet savvy army of basement dwellers. lol thats awesome

[Yeamid]

dick move Colbert dick move

[Reckless2772]

its just a joke haha anonymous just draws mustaches on colberts face on his vids

[0eagle4200]

fake not anonymous

[Maphysto]

And the lulz were many and loud.

[GruffyRachacha]

Haha, I love Anon, and this is friggin hilarious.

[BoonesFrry]

Sooooo FAKE. Not anonymous. But it is funny ;-)

[zacattack3201]

no not colbert no please no 

[JCAinONTARIO]

Nothing scares the mighty Colbert.  Except bears.

[fairyslight]

ROFL This was the funniest thing ever! If I was unsure about anonymous before, I'm sold now.

[ucihapokujin]

@fairyslight i'm pretty sure they lost that one

[Stanosu]

Church0fScientology's Channel :))))))))))))))

[casperguylkn]

What is Anonymous' whole problem with Colbert, really? I know this clip is in jest...at least I think so. The only real problem is he is on a national media outlet, but people like Colbert or even Olbermann use the national media to actually do some good. This is probably really a Colbert-ian tip of the hat to Stephen. Keep going guys!

[TheCassidyJames]

Only the American government would try to deface a faceless entity.. there that retarded.. and that powerful all at once.. to bad they only bow to rothschilds

[anymouse1234]

Mildly entertaining, I am imagine this will get a lot of hits in the next few days due to the whole anonymous frame in the Colbert report.

[Eminicrispy]

no but really, they havnt removed Colbert from the top 10 suggestions list lol

all talk no game

click the link in description and ull see what im talking about.

[Eminicrispy]

so abunch of space bears r gonna have an epic battle with Stephen Colbert...

and there will be light sabers, and lazers, and.... space stuff /grabs popcorn

[boomchilds]

Oooo, I bet he's scared.

[WasiqKhan29]

94% of people who watch this get trolled.

: /

[violenceandpoetry]

... seriously?

[richtofenrules91]

this is stephen hawking

[Henry92RLC]

Anonymous are losers with no girlfriends. Go Colbert!!!

[SynthesisEnigma]

@Henry92RLC I have a girlfriend, I'm anonymous. The fuck you talkin bout??

[suicidalsmurf55]

@Henry92RLC its a joke. and anonymous could completely ruin your life and probably cause you to commit suicide if they wanted to honestly.

[OddClan]

Hi MS Sam.

[Bourjovlahos]

is this voice made in google translator?

[1chichimec1]

That's the problem with you young people! you just refuse to believe! ..Go outside & take a walk,...indeed! thats why the EXTRATERRESTRRIALS are gonna win!! XNUE is real, people! he even messed up my spelling???

[jmanxx66xx]

Who the fuck is xnue . Come on people how do you look at yourself and believe things like this. Go out side and take a walk.

[willardftw]

@jmanxx66xx anonymous is just joking around

[sabianhhxevolution]

lol trolling x 10

[tadm123]

as funny as regular 4chan forums

[LordAvoc]

I Can watch this over and over!! It cracks me up every time!

[AwakentheMonster]

I fucking lol'd

[ba5ik7]

Nope not real. Stephen Colbert wouldn't dare put his peni $ in that bee hive!!!

[Mance200]

@ba5ik7 ...I just saw that episode too.

[AzureDrag0n1]

This is not anon.

[LordAvoc]

@AzureDrag0n1 No it's not but it sure is funny as hell!

[eorldian]

Lulz

[zzyzx0788]

How dare you fight Colbert!! I fight on the side of truthiness!!

[Stoopid512]

I guess a few people aren't savvy with the sarcastic language.

[Dem640]

anon arent scientologists >.>

[777spencerchaplin]

Totally coded

[codypg]

nice voice

[Slayertwentytwo]

Colbert won. >_>

[SimianAxiom]

lol .... Good satire.

[blackbirdhollow]

Wow, it's a good thing the US Government ramped up its anti-WikiLeaks efforts. Before it did, Anonymous appears to have had way too much time on its hands. If this is real. Is it? It's hard to tell. Having not read any responses, my guess is many of us who aren't in the loop have already asked this and that all sorts of uninformed replies have been issued. Who knows what's true anymore?

[queefus]

is this a serious video? okkaayy...ummm, I thought you were against scientology?...i'm not with the idea of attacking a good american satirists that properly defends/practices our 1st amendment rights, unlike scientology that sues other people that practice that same right by saying what they got to say against them..thats the reason I was with you in the first place. I need some explaining.

[Pim18thedragon]

'Grabs popcorn and begins to watch the war unfold'

[Soulcommander]

BS video.

[HomeDepotIsTheShit]

stfu homos

[akinnon2000]

And this is exactly why i fuckign left Anonymous !

Fucking bunch of losers nerds, megalomaniac zealots.

Fuck Scientology, fuck Anonymous.

As sfar as i'm concerned Anon dont worth better than Scilons.

Both freaks.

[acdblnd]

This is made of win.

[darkking365]

What the hell.....is..is this real life?

[Hayaishin]

Have any of you tried this? this is some really good copy pasta!