Ask Swifty - Ask Swifty - [Episode 49]

[IAmAStegosaurus129]

why do you want all my MONAYYYY?

[AlixTengusaXD]

his eyes are so blue in this vid. its beautiful.

C:

[bullseye8193]

holy shit im watching that on netflix right on this moment d grey man

[PretendGuitarHero]

"tonight when you go to sleep there will be poop in your pillow...poopy pillow...poopy pillow!!" hahahaha swifty you crack me up :') <3

[10Redrum01]

D-GRAY MAN xD!

[GemmyTron]

Merry Ho Smackin'! XD

[grrlygrrl100]

@BUDZMONEY well that is coming from a guy who's name is budzmoney so let me guess your personality your a 26-47 year old who still thinks hes a frat boy you hook up with a new girl every night and wife in the kitchen jokes are funny to you so yea um no one really cares about you and your probily and dad but hes with another family or your girl had an abortion 😝👽😱

[brianna123722]

hey for all you retarts who are watching this ane dont like it lieave im 16 and iv watched ask swifty snice i was like 13 and i love his show no ones makeing you watch this hes really funny unlike you so get a life thank you ;)

[riku20814]

WHAT HAPPENED TO A B EAUTIFUL LOTUS?



[CarmmyMonsterr]

@BUDZMONEY You should seriously shut the fuck because I myself am a 13 year old girl and I really didn't like you saying sexcist things! Is Swift Karate Chop hurting you? Obvisously not he just likes making people laugh and if you don't think he is funny than don't watch his videos everyone has a different taste in humor. Also don't use the word gay because its very offensive to somepeople so go have a nice day and I hope you learned something and you say we are immature gosh you should listen

[lovepurplemusic]

Jared Leto lookalike :)

[performancepoo]

Whoever this faggot is, he's pretty much exactly the same as that other faggot Shane Dawson.

Jump cuts, jump cuts everywhere.

Fucking fag youtube vloggers.

[BUDZMONEY]

Why do people like this fuckin retard? .......... cause theyre either gay themselves and want this fuckin faggot fuck or...... they are soo immature they like hearing the word penis cause it makes them laugh.... or are 12-13-14 year old girls......whos opinions shouldnt fuckin matter anyway... 12-14 girls who are too fuckin retarded to... well too retarded to even know whats funny... grow up you fag loving immature fuckin retards.. your the scum of thee earth. find a hole crawl in it and DIE :)

[Mackenziemcewentv]

@BUDZMONEY welll fuck you to

[zacksidewayz]

@BUDZMONEY you mad bro?

[ERIKAsFIIE]

@BUDZMONEY but still you just watched his videos and took your time writing a long comment.. and oh well your probably just jealous of matt, because he's so darn cute and does have a great humor. get a life you freak..

[hersheys9696]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH PIMP HOE WILL SMACK A BITCH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

[TeamAvatar2000]

1:32 HES FLUTTERSHY

[JollyRanchersxx]

hey hey swifty wanna Yiff? 

[JollyRanchersxx]

answer to everything 42....

[stevenplol]

30 dislikes? thats 29 too many...

[Zamliyx3]

i just turned gay...

[likeaboss5000]

go pppppppppp die

[themiddleavacado]

WHY DO U WANT ALL MY MONEY GEORGE LUCAS? WHY DO U WANT ALL MY MONEY!!!!

[xJessiGirlProx]

Star Wars 3D??? HOLY SHIT!

[CharlieHeartYou]

Hey I guess yah never got my email with a picture i took of a tamato that had a penis XD awell XD

[DsyfunctionalWonder]

Merry Hoe-smackins!!

[changeDAmange]

pause a 3:21 lol

[unknownsaysFUCK]

1:33 - 1:36 epic dance skillz

[AlieKat131]

SING NAKED!!!

[FrankOralProductions]

LOL "MERRY HO SMACKIN'S"

[YouHoldMeD0wn]

iI started watching swifty because of Shane Dawson, now I'm not even subsribed to Shane Dawson anymore.

[darklink045]

adhd ftw



[sexxbombful]

"Merry Hoe Smackins'"

[MarcusKalbacher]

Kira. Idolized. Swifty. Praised like a God.

[Wolfsraingirl4ever]

PFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTT Tsume is BETTER

[princessmelody7]

Im so glad I don't have a pee pee, because I would be tempted to put it in a light socket right about now :3

[xmikaulitzx]

waah the song O.O what is it called?

[athenaxx7]

I asked Santa for Matthew Brian Brown this Christmas and I no gets him :( <3

[mary11241990]

haha you reminded me to finish watching d.gray-man

[Sh4d0wPhenix]

actually the noah clan are their enemies

[TheCassandramusic]

Watch BLEACH

[Johnny54411]

If your penis got anywhere near me id slap it, anyways man you rock

[SkywisetheStargazer]

YOU. WATCH. D.GRAY-MAN.... Marry me

[lipslikemorphine112]

Its not rape if you yell surprise!

[KitanaLili]

Speaking of D-gray Man, you guys should check out my page. I played the musician song on piano. Please check it out. ^^

[KitanaLili]

Lol facial expressions get me every time.

[KyraNtaay]

when he said that there was going to be shit in my pillow, i seriously looked inside my pillowcase..

sad,but true..

[texter247365]

8=========D

[maicatai]

swifty" i may have jsut raped you" LOL

[Liyiemen]

AAAAAAAAAHhhhhh D Grey Man is i think my favourite anime ever

[myluv656]

Cheshire from Pandora Hearts...but I'm a girl! Don't crush my feelings! why did u crush my feelings?!! =(

[puggygirl11ash]

i find it funny that i'm in the middle of watching D.Gray-Man too :D <3

when you said that i screamed "I LOVE YOUUUU!!!"

[femalerepear224]

D-grey men -333

[MunkeyArt]

OMG i Was Raped !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



[mustacheochick98]

i watch my little ponys suck it

[gaveZexionMyHeart]

loving this episode cuz there's anime and cosplay involved xD *just got back from a anime con yesterday*

[997marcus]

I DON'T WANT TO BE RAPED!!!!!@

[XxJannieeLoveexX]

when you said kira i thought you meant deathnote D:

[3xKayx]

WE ARE FRIENDS :'D

MOOOOMMM!!! xD

[heavenXhollywood]

Santa was proven to be the Patriot Saint of Hookers XD

[chobitsgnarlslover]

jakeos, damn.... one of my fave subs, u n shane have used him so hes gotta get sum credit huh?

[64bloodred]

hey you should watch black butler!!!! it soo beast its about a 12 year old kid who has a demon butler (: its on netflex :D

[KrazyKirby101]

@64bloodred who are totally gay together!!! GO YAOI!! hahahaha

But it is a great anime! <3

[Xdifferent4everX]

@KrazyKirby101 lol you said yaoi 

[icevssnow]

compared to the manga the anime isn't great the manga is much more dark and gripping while the anime softens all of the dramatic parts, but that's just my opinion.

[misslilliebella]

Im Honored That You Congratulate Us That Make It To The End Of The Video, I Feel Appreciated:)

[theflamedog1]

what if i dont have a pee pee :U what am i suppose to sick :P

[LOWENnotLORYN]

HAHAHAHA be....Santa xDD

[Kayteedread10]

i love you ^^ xxx

[CheeseZombiez]

Dude ur epic and I'm random like u will u marry me xxx

[deathbycookies]

haha this made me google image search 'kiba from wolf's rain' and you totally look like him.......

[chocolatenekokitty]

Merry Hoe Smackins

[Swizzyyyy]

Is this like the cheap version of RWJ?

[xSquishyLandia]

@Swizzyyyy dude swifty was on youtube way before ray and its nothing alike ray reviews videos and swifty is just plain old random

[CheeseZombiez]

If u were a girl for the day what would u do xx

[EpicCandyland95]

he reminds me a little of james franco :O

[xXominousXx]

Kira?? KIBBAAA LOL

[Roysklatt]

Haha, just finished an Ask Swifty Marathon! This fucking made my day ALOT brighter! You're an amazing entertainer, a bit sick from time to time, although you, my dear redneck; are AWESOME! <3

[PandaOtaku]

YOUR EYES ARE THE SAME BLUE AS A NEW BORN KITTEN

[935019]

Are you gay

[nural909]

BAD SWIFTY!!!!!!

The Clan of Noah are the bad guys XD

not the exorcists :P

and i agree with XRadioactiveNinjaX watch souleater!! that junk is awesome

[YinYangAlchemist]

The Noah are the bad enemies, not he exorcists!!!

SWIFTYYYYYYYY!!!

[Kbchick1]

0:47 XD oh my gosh I LOVE YOU!

[HotDogLikers]

I'm in love with D Gray Man!!! GEEZUUSSS!!

[StephyDephy]

OMG I LOVE D GRAY MAN !!! <3

[hbogirl97]

hahah you should totally sing naked.

[CurtinsRise]

I wanna cosplay shippo from inuyasha

But im black... an a girl... soo i dnt think that would work well Lol

[xXTaylorXSceneXx]

...Well...this video gave me a happy boner :D

Wait a second...THAT'S INAPPROPRIATE!

[xsickpuppiex]

Why do I always freak out when you answer me like on twitter and stuff? btw my username on twitter is xcirenalovesux

[SAMxMITRA]

long hair is back!!! :D

[dancingdreamer8]

Have you ever seen Hetalia? It's lovely and moderately offensive!

[chocolateghostx79]

hey swifty how do you get such a fantastic five o clock shadow? :)

[sugarberreh]

you should watch Inuyahsa ;)

[ChemicalCandy96]

My god you must be tired after making these videos. Im tired just watching you use that much energy

[DeathtoyourzombieX]

Would you ever dress like a unicorn whale pimp and whack off to the sound of ocean death?

[LeahAlkaline]

"I MAY HAVE JUST RAPED YOU."

Um, no, you may have just had willing hot sex with me.

I mean, what?

[prime618]

This guy kinda seems like he'd be from MSI

[HBanimeClan]

u should watch Chobits because it is just so perverted or OHSHC

[missykrissy007]

1) how much caffeine have you had? xD

2) are rhinos just fat unicorns? O.o

3) do you have a Tumblr? :)

[ThisIsForeverMe]

You definitely have WP. And a lot of it. :-) that's okay though. :-)

[WestPlainsPaintBall]

.........poopie pillow



[emoskeleanimal]

God i love you Matt xD

[deadsickgirll]

That would be a hot kira.

[SpoonTree666]

is it me or was the camera out of focus before teh intro :S

[Johnny54411]

Why do we learn absoultly nothing? Well who gives a crap your awsome :P

[dustyrose0211]

never gets old:..

[h2ofanx10]

Matt, I have a legit question I need help on. I think I'm bi/gay, but idk. I'm a girl and I like my best friend, who's also a girl. What do you think I should o?

[Shadecloud101]

MALL SANTAS ARE PEDOPHILES NO LIE

[emogirl0329]

my god I love you so much -3

[DMakeUpLover]

I think... no, I'm sure I am in love with you <3

[PahMallow]

I think you should prank Greg.

[PhiPhiSpiderMonkey]

What's on your necklace?

[5124j]

You should grow out ur beard more:D ur starting to look like jesus!;D

[SamIAmYourHam]

Matt..do you read homestuck? :3

[fashiongurl37]

what would happen if you ate a cat??? 

[xxxlee67xxxx]

lets get him a 1000 likes :thumbs up

[xxxlee67xxxx]

here is one out right field cause nothing goes left in alabama did you go too school in alabama did ever get paddled by a teacher or the principal or was Mathew an angel in school hahah

[deefizzyfan01]

Your eyes make my heart melt...XD

[xXeMokiDXxMCRXx]

Your videos make me so hyper :D

[ShirobonHat]

How is it that you get so few views when you have like 450.000 subs? D: It's not fair. People should watch your vids >:c

[xoabbyyoox]

i learned something today.. i learned that i fucking hate saltwater taffy. do you like saltwater taffy?

[karissaboo1]

Have you seen the anime Soul Eater or Chobits?

[darklancer59]

d grey man is awesome! but the dubbed version stopped at an episode and i was like...a ww..

[Dooverful]

The answer to the universe is 42 ..

[5hitson]

The beginning of you being sick D;

[thegamerzadvocate006]

swifty makes losing brain cells fun! :D derpderpderp

[snowflakeunicorn90]

are u my soulmate???;)

[gp3214]

<3 degray and swifty

[bigbossbot334]

how come you don't try out to host tosh.o

[XRadioactiveNinjaX]

hey do you watch soul eater? if not you should its on netflix

[swiftkaratechop]

@XRadioactiveNinjaX i should :o

[funfanfiend]

@swiftkaratechop please watch soul eater

[MattVehemety642]

@XRadioactiveNinjaX FOOL! :3

[brandy9227]

@XRadioactiveNinjaX why not go on an anime site netflix raised there prices >.>

[beansarekool321]

Hey, I wasn't the one who put poop in your pillow. Poopy pillow D;

[BloodMoonSkye]

Timcanpy!!!

[XxSilverWolf16xX]

Kiba Swifty, Kiba. Not Kira xD But props to you for crushing all the stupid annoying death note fangirl's dreams, for that I love you =)

[strawberryfields396]

Do you have ADHD????? :D

[strawberryfields396]

I love your eyes! :3 <3

[cyanncookie1102]

Your eyes are so blue.!I love them and you.!<3

[CartoonGirl3350]

Loving the hair! <3

[TorehhLovesChoo]

WE'RE TOTALLY FRIENDS. ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

[lilrocker259]

its pronoced d gray man

[ltpepper44]

when you said D GRAY MAN i gasped i FUCKING LOVE D GRAY MAN!!! i like wait every month for the new chapter!! if allen walker was real im sooooo gunna be mrs ariella walker one day!! or ill marry kanda!!(but i think kanda is gayO_0^_^)

[swiftkaratechop]

@ltpepper44 :o marriage?! :o

[ltpepper44]

@swiftkaratechop yes i will marry him!!(well maybe he does live in the FICTIONAL 18th centry)ps: AAAAAAAHHH you actually responded!!!! ive been waching your vids for 3 years!!!its like talking with a celiberty!!!ME-*totally star struck'd!!*

[TheAnimeAngel95]

@ltpepper44 2 days ago I realized that Marshal Cross is something like a fucking half-Noah-badass-thing... I don't want to marry him, I just wanna rape him so bad :O

[ltpepper44]

@TheAnimeAngel95 hahaha that dude is awsome.but a little to creepy for me.:)

[VickieTheKid]

Watch Blue Exorcist. ioghsdiohgweiorjhew. Please. okay. <3

[Extubsy2]

Whoa, your eyes.

[sue741852]

....not as good as the old ones...

[RaindropsandRosesx1]

are u a virgin?

[gabhope19]

Shane dawsons twin?

[JuleeFreshh]

have you pooped so hard that your back cracks?

[peachey95]

I love you :D

[Teez020793]

D. GRAY MAN IS FUCKING AWESOME!

[ravendawson1]

Serosley are u High in all yo videos ? (: XD

[xXBlackRabitXx]

Oh swifty... you never get tired of the penis jokes do you? :)

[SwaggSquirrelTrooper]

Swifty, I love you:D

It's taking a lot of courage to say this, but....

Will you marry me???

[cute4neko]

D.GRAY-MAN! :D That reminds me... New chapter next week!! :D

[TerribleTammy]

there not modern day excorsist's the animes like set like a few years after the queen victoria reign

[peanutbutter81298]

i just ate pasta bolognese...yum....

[RawrNicki]

I love d.gray man XD such a good anime! to bad half way through the dubbing ends cause they had good dubbing voices

[Toyman6000]

ASS Swifty ???

[x3BMTH]

Will you get naked for your big 50th episode? C:

[yugimasta324]

I miss the old swiftly. He is not as funny anymore...:/ im not watching his videos ever again. It's just not funny