The Dutch

[iamkickass370]

i put this on after seeing Holland score 2 goals against England !!

[TheDanielpf1]

im dutch and in the past my country was very tolerant to other ideas and religions so i guess thats the joke

[rickzijnnaam]

im dutch and im not offended

[thehindmost88]

Everybody shut the fuck up and laugh at the joke about hypocrisy, hypocrites.

[SamuraiM0]

@Insanityltself "Some" yet you talk about Turks and Moroccans as if the ALL are trying to invade and destroy your country.

Your just blinded by your ignorants.

[SamuraiM0]

@Insanityltself And your saying immigrations are destroying NL right?

In which way please explain haha.

Just because a black guy on the streets gets in arguments he destroys NL right away what else.

[Insanityltself]

i hate the turks and the moroccans invading our beautiful country :(

i guess some off you out there feel the same way

[dpr27776]

It is just like the old Dick Emery joke in which the old vicar says "There are two things I hate in this world, religious intolerance and bloody methodists." It is no comment on the idea of the Dutch being tolerant - that in itself is open to debate.

[ThePoetech]

@dpr27776 I cannot believe we are having to discuss this, but you are right... In my opinion!

[dpr27776]

@Murfinplx...according to the Dutch Daily News...you are fat!

[rasturnel1]

I hate the dutch too 

[Bliekendaal41]

So... He hates himself?

[RenGader]

Vat?!

[RogerVhees]

So he can't stand anyone on the planet

[RRRicard0]

I bet more than 50% of all Americans can't even point out The Netherlands on a world map. We are a small country i have to admit.

[Emigdiosback]

the Dutch are generally (not all) violent, atheistic, drugged up racists. like if you agree.

[ColorRobo]

@Emigdiosback Atheism is a bad thing?

[Emigdiosback]

@ColorRobo only if they become arrogant assholes.

[DutchDevil1337]

I am dutch and find this hilarious

[UncleSpankification]

I know the feeling. I hate racism..And black people.

[jstealth89]

@UncleSpankification haha, word.

[elinke100]

whahahaha says an english man with buckteeth or isnt he english?

[batelboy1]

dutch hater!!

[OminousSquid]

It's amazing how many people miss the joke here. And it's really amazing how many people are mad over this. It's a comedy movie people nothing is meant to be taken seriously jeez.

[xxdomoxxkunxx]

im not even dutch

but to be honest

they are badass(ok fine, im a bit biased, i liked a chick that was dutch, sue me)

[StevenTylersAngel]

DUTCH HATER!

[cdvantuyl]

The Dutch are the most tolerant people in the world. Also, the most civilized. CD van Tuyl

[Emigdiosback]

@cdvantuyl tolerant? i heard that some 11 year old got beat up by 2 dutch boys just for being american. if the dutch are tolerant, the Hitler loved the Jews.

[FearThisChannel]

@Emigdiosback lol your single example cannot be enlarged like that... fool

[xDannyDamn]

@Emigdiosback

In holland we say , Niet alle schapen over een kam scheren..

Dont blaim whole Norwegian because breivik was sick minded..

You dumb cunt

[Emigdiosback]

@xDannyDamn why not? everyone blames all americans for the Iraq war. everyone blames all germans for both world wars. it's easier to embrace the hate than to rise above it.

[xDannyDamn]

@Emigdiosback

Your right with your last sentence..

But for the war blaim Bush, world war blaim hitler..

[Emigdiosback]

@xDannyDamn thank you for being mature.

[xDannyDamn]

@Emigdiosback

haha xD your welcome

[Emigdiosback]

@xDannyDamn BTW, it's spelled "Blame".

[xDannyDamn]

@Emigdiosback

Took you 3 hours to come up with that sentence?

Or it took you 3 hours to find a typo?

[Emigdiosback]

@xDannyDamn no, i had college for three hours. I had typed the comment after i got back.

[zarghroth]

You people miss the joke. He says he hates people who are intolerant of other cultures, and the dutch - who are 'known' for being tolerant (this can be discussed). He's basically contradicting himself in the same sentence

[AdamWeith]

@zarghroth

I doubt the joke is about the Dutch being tolerant. The real contradiction is that Nigel Powers is intolerant of other people's cultures when he says he can't stand the Dutch. :)

[BogartvandeWiet]

@zarghroth klopt inderdaad, hij spreekt zich zelf 2 keer tegen. Wij staan bekend als tolerant in de wereld vanwege de sex en de wiet, en hij is zelf intolerant tegenover andere culturen.

[brankocollin]

@BogartvandeWiet We staan niet (alleen) bekend als tolerant vanwege de sex en de wiet, maar ook vanwege de open manier waarop we al eeuwen met andere culturen omgaan. Al blijkt dat achteraf vooral zijn gegaan om witte mensen behorend tot een beperkte groep Abrahamistische religies.

[bvesey13]

hahaha i loved that part. wish you had extended it to include the bit where he says "take the fahja awayyyyyyyyyy!"

[RogerVhees]

I'm glad to see that he at least acknowledges the fact that we, the Dutch, are not intolerant of other people, and we can take a joke.

[cdvantuyl]

He is joking -not serious. No American can be that stupid.

[dirkie15]

At least we didn't kill millions of native americans and mexicans

[strangerberry]

Goldmember doesn't even have a dutch accent :l

[scoh117]

@strangerberry its german. lolcatz....

[Dennemark]

Atleast we are here instead of the Germans, right ?

[HawK047]

Seems like an englishman thats still pissed off we beat their ass constantly, while they claimed they ruled the waves, oh and William of Orange. U mad, Brits?*trollface*

[steveOo0o]

@HawK047 Sorry to busy ruleing our empire.

[WhyHasIDoneThis]

@HawK047 Cant tell if troll, or just stupid.

[ThEB1GSh0t1]

Stupid americans.

[Karakas4]

Well, they're running Philips. That pretty much requires to hate them. Worst, state-sponsored consumer brand ever.

[Davanawaz]

well i can be proud to say i am dutch :)

we legalised weed so fuck you sons of bitches!! >:D

[Jc40k1]

@dirkie15 at least we didn't kill 10 million africans.

[Porkcfish]

Mike Myers is not funny. But you just don't get Dutch jokes anymore.We think of The Netherlands as a weed paradise, but for hundreds of years, the Dutch were hated. Like "Dutch courage", drinking to get some backbone. The "Dutch oven" keeps us warm. A "Dutch uncle" is someone who acts nice but is not. To "go Dutch" is splitting the check. It is all about being cheap and mean. A "Dutch feast" is where the host gets drunk before the guests. Love Dutch jokes. An era gone by. English animosity.

[CakertonHey]

@Porkcfish Blame the wars of the 17th and 18th century.

[Porkcfish]

@CakertonHey I always thought it was because of their creation of the stock market and their notoriety for being able to negotiate contracts. I recall reading the Japanese once said of them c. 1700, "Where a Dutch walks, grass ceases to grow."

[signalsoldier]

oh yeah the Dutch are very tolerant when it comes to Sinterklass and his Zwarte Piet running around in black face.

[Murfinplx]

Atleast we're not fat.

[unreals500]

@Murfinplx Nothing to be ashamed of, you guys sell weed in stores, you can smoke in public places. Be proud. Your food is pretty good too and the architecture is amazing. Did I mention you can also smoke weed ?

[groterichard]

@unreals500 you cant smoke in public places like on street but you can smoke where you buy it and at home

[unreals500]

@groterichard Yeah I know I meant coffee-shops when I wrote public places since any over 18 can come in.

[groterichard]

@unreals500 oo sorry didnt know you meant coffee shops :P but when i smoke i do it on street :P but i dont do it much but tonight i will :P going to the casino tonight so wish me luck haha :P sorry for my english its not the best

[can0mark]

@groterichard

You can smoke on the street, it depends on which city you are. Rotterdam it's a nono. Utrecht nobody gives a shit.

[strife93]

@Murfinplx Hey, I'm not fat! ...though Americans are, in general...

[seancul55]

@Murfinplx haha bullshit... between the beer and the munchies, the dutch HAVE to be competitive in the fat championships

[DutchDevil1337]

@seancul55 And all the cycling?

[seancul55]

@DutchDevil1337 Cycling, what? Lol, it's a joke "DutchDevil"

[inb4patch]

@Murfinplx

yes you are.

[xDannyDamn]

@Murfinplx

gruwelijk gezegt..

[Zoza15]

@Murfinplx Or lazy..

[TheSecretHarp]

@Murfinplx Shut up and eat your Anijsbrood!

[dedatchie]

How do you make a dutchman crazy?

Put him in a circular room and tell him there is a coin in each corner.

Dutchman also invented copper wire.

This happened when two dutchman found a copper coin at the same time.

[FrisianDude]

@dedatchie that's hilariously bad. :D

[dedatchie]

@FrisianDude Yeh man, and then to think I am dutch myself.

There is nothing like making fun of yourself, is there?

[Insanityltself]

@dedatchie no offense but those are jew jokes.....im not rascist or whatever but there are pretty much no dutchman jokes on the internet

[SamuraiM0]

@Insanityltself Ironic your saying your not racist while a comment below your hating on people from another country.

Your ignorant and pathetic.

Try meeting other intellectual people but he if you can't your probably one of those dumb ass that hangs around the streets with his other bald friends that is your fault.

[Insanityltself]

@SamuraiM0 generally speaking i dont hate anybody. Just the people who come to my country and think they're the boss and everything. Btw you're the one telling jokes.. so therefore YOUR pathetic!

[SamuraiM0]

@Insanityltself Ya really joking when did I say that.

But oke Mr.Joker <--Ahhh

Keep on denying your own comment that is down 3 comments away.

[Insanityltself]

@SamuraiM0 My bad i thought i were dedatchie. He told those jokes and i reacted. So when you reacted i thought you were the one telling the jokes.

But dude you dont know who i am....so stop bitching please.

Im not rascist

[SamuraiM0]

@Insanityltself And btw 16 million peeps and only 3.287.706 are "Allochtoon" And from that 1.809.310 are totally not western.

Yep 13 mill people do nothing only those 3 mill cause problems what else.

[Insanityltself]

@SamuraiM0 Did you googled that? There are around 4m ''allochtonen'' at the moment btw.

And most of those people cause trouble! ( not all of them off course! )

You have no idea.

[SamuraiM0]

@Insanityltself actually gone straight to wiki as it shows more precisely what kind of "allochtoon" but he google "Hoeveel allochtoonen zijn er in nederland" is alright to

Than yelling around 4m seems legit -.-

But anyway I have no idea right?

YOU know as much as you see in your neighbour but wait...were do you life.

I bet no foreigner around you you base your hate on media headlines etc.

sad kid go play mw3 and spout your hate there.

[Insanityltself]

@SamuraiM0 i live in a pretty tough neighborhood with people that actually are foreign.

Some of them are really nice but the ones who just cant adapt and dont listen to the law should go back to their own country its as simple as that!

So u were wrong about that.

Btw i ACTUALLY were about to pwn some bitches on mw3 ( 2.131 K/D ) so kthxbai

[legolas435]

kanker good

[juan1974mendez]

@rleer23 I met three guys in Sweden who were dutch, they told me the same thing the first time I met them, they said, we are here to have a good time with other type of women.

[juan1974mendez]

he must not like himself then if he doesn't like the dutch.

[beastboixxx]

@rleer23

i think this is the fault of the multicultural society american girls are like this as well. I know the solution. when one of these broads happens to like us and she's gets a bit randy, sodomize her outright. that'll show 'em >:P

[XxSERAPH112xX]

@beastboixxx and then she shat on a turtle?

[drewskimachine]

11 Dutch people watched this



[trippy119]

@rleer23 there exactly the same here in england my friend, a lot of english women are very affected and stuck up. and some are just common as muck with shit for brains yet seem to think a man should carry them

[STDrepository]

How do you catch a dutchman? Close the toilet lid on his head while he's drinking.

[lalala7052]

AHAHHAHAHA so funny

im dutch and i can totally understand what he's saying cause there are some cheap greedy bitches walking around here

[RooneySteven]

If he said he hated Americans this video would have 99% more dislikes

[AllAboutEthics]

@RooneySteven '99% more dislikes' would mean additional nine people to dislike this. check your math kiddo :>

[thesolo]

@RooneySteven Yes, but it also would have made no sense, since Goldmember wasn't American...

[mancinisme]

@RooneySteven 99% more? So right now it would have 31.84 (16 + 16 x 0.99) dislikes?

[bookworm1138]

@RooneySteven don't you mean 99% more likes? even americans hate america

[Emigdiosback]

@bookworm1138 no, we just hate the idiots running the government.

[CYBERP0LICE1]

9 people are from Holland.

[imperatorcaesar100]

the part where nigel powers says that he hates poeple that are intolerant of other's people's cultures and then he says that he hates the dutch reminds me of the scene in benny hill when benny is a chinese immigrant and the immigration official says that he hates racial prejudice and bloody "chinks" .

[bcbp14]

@hitmequick. I'm not really sure of what you just said, but I like it.

Internets to you!

[HitMeQuick]

I can confirm the horror stories from the chap below. The women are either impossibly long necked and freakish or they look like they belong in a Hans Christian Anderson fairytale as the disgusting old lady with jam all over her shoes. The men are so dumb that they form a queue behind you if you stop to take in the hideous architecture because they believe there is sausage somewhere. The only redeeming quality they possess is fixing up caravans but internationally that's fucking pathetic.

[TheDigitalStone]

I'm Dutch.

I have to say all stories about drugs and sex are majorly overblown.

Nothing but Calvinism over here, while nobody realizes it due to 500+ years of Calvinistic indoctrination.

The only thing we have is a crappy old street with the woman sitting behind glass, and wheat that the government "looks through the fingers".

Other than that, as good as all woman are incredibly non-sexual.

[allemaalboetes]

@TheDigitalStone Bullshit.

Holland= party, sex & drugs.

Oprotten, reli-freak.

[TheDigitalStone]

@allemaalboetes Reli-freak?

Ik ben benieuwd waar je dat op uit maakt. Ik ben atheïst :p

Wellicht wil je je Engelse taal bijschaven om het beter te kunnen begrijpen alvorens te antwoorden.

Alle Nederlandse pornofilms kennen we bij naam vanwege het weinige aantal, en het taboe dat er op drukt. Wanneer heb je voor het laatst ook maar zelfs een knuffel of bekkend stel gezien op straat?

Had je nog meer "uitgebreide" feedback? ;)

[allemaalboetes]

@TheDigitalStone @TheDigitalStone Ik reageer vooral op je eerste zin: "I have to say all stories about drugs and sex are majorly overblown".

Drugs: Nederland heeft een van de liberaalste drugsregelgeving van de wereld.

Sex: Lage legale leeftijd voor seks: 16. Een van de eerste landen die het homohuwelijk hebben gelegaliseerd.

Alcohol: 16-jaar mag je al drinken

Prostitutie: LEGAAL

Seks voor het huwelijk heeft praktisch iedereen. Vergelijk het voor de grap eens met de VS.

[allemaalboetes]

@TheDigitalStone "Nothing but Calivinism?" :S

Nederland is een van de meest seculiere landen ter wereld. Waar Christelijke invloeden tot een minimum zijn gebracht. Het enige wat nog moet gebeuren is ALLE winkels open op zondag en alle kerkbellen afbreken.

Netherlands: party, sex, drugs and alcohol. Visit Amsterdam for an experience of a life-time.

[TheDigitalStone]

@allemaalboetes alcohol = drug :p

Uitspraken als: "Dat doe je toch niet." of "Doe maar normaal joh."

Of zeggen dat je "sterker" wordt van iets naars mee te maken, of "goed voor de weerstand" als je door de kou heen loopt... is allemaal berust op het Calvinisme van Johannes Calvijn. Het is al vele generaties geleden begonnen zodat het er zwaar 'ingebakken' is en het onze cultuur is gaan vormen, zonder we überhaupt door hebben waar het vandaan komt, terwijl we kunnen zeggen geen geloof te hebben.

[kittyburger000]

@allemaalboetes Party, sex & drugs? Het is verdomme de jaren tachtig niet meer hoor.

[MRjesseNL]

@kittyburger000 dan leef jij een saai leven ;)

[kittyburger000]

@MRjesseNL Lol, als jij drugs nodig hebt voor een leuk leven ben je maar een raar figuur.

[shotguns1994]

Only a bloody dutchman...

[ilikehairbands]

@shotguns1994 hahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa­a

[j5689]

His reaction to something someone standing next to him said reminds me of the Dubya hates black people thing

[Alphawolf5855]

i admit it's funny, but still THAT'S RACIST

[ProjectFlashlight612]

Amsterdam is the only reason anyone needs to like the Dutch. A people who are that laid back about soft drugs and sex must be pretty cool. Not so good on the old 19th Century colonialism front, pretty bloody horrendous in fact, but hell, the French and the British and even the Portugese were worse back in the day. GO DUTCH! :)

[YisdBoy2015]

oxymoron!!

[nathanzillhart]

Greatest line ever

[marcoooootje1]

I'm Dutch and I hate the Dutch!



[squish20001]

@marcoooootje1 wats ur brro's name, pittsburg?

[gillri]

lol we love the dutch and I hope the dutch love us english too!!

we can have banter without it getting nasty

[sander395]

@gillri yup the dutch and brits get along pretty good:D

[OgreProgrammer]

@ProuDToBeDucth We love you in Canada though.

[VictorScotland]

Especially Geert Wilders and Barry Madlener.

[TarHeel17]

Simmons.

[lshocket]

So when is AP4 coming out?

[stmf2]

Simmons.

[th0rbur]

SIMMONS!!!!!

[zbzb22]

SIMMONS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[yuvklein]

SIMMONS!!!!!!!

[170crober]

SIMMONS!!!!!!

[shaft5285]

simmons



[EdwardGreene1]

SIMMMONS!!

[SSTTEEAALLTTHH]

I love the disdain and repulsion with which he says "the Dutch".

[nietaanspreekbaar]

Never boring in Holland=D

[xzaz2]

As Dutch i found this funny XD LMAO!!!

[Atvishees]

Gotta love Austin's bling, too.

[MrMachoman009]

Now on TV in the Netherlands T_T

[IcyKhold]

That line is pure gold ^.^

[havingfun1968]

What is the music they play as they all hug each other when Dr. Evil finds out he's Dougie??? Anyone know since NO ONE seems to have a clue???

[Ethantje]

The Dutch get refferenced two times.

People who are intolerant of other peoples cultures.

And the Dutch.

That makes 2!! :D

[Outsidespacew]

@Ethantje Hey I'm Dutch and I'm very tolerant of other people's cultures... But I suppose you are joking no?:)

[Ethantje]

@Outsidespacew Ik ben ook Nederlands, ik grap niet. het is de keiharde waarheid. :P

[Outsidespacew]

@Ethantje Het is een keiharde generalisering, want niet iedereen is intolerant voor andere culturen.

[jek21]

I saw that movie so long ago I didn't realize it was Michael Caine!

[HaloGamesRock]

you cant stand us? o.O

[janeswurld]

aww you left out the best part xD

*Austin looks at his dad weird*

Goldmember- "whut? TAKE THE FAZHA AWAAAAY!...DutchHater"

xD

[Kvjavs]

Who cares what language he's speaking. There's hundreds of movies released every year that have a ton of errors. It's a comedy, get over it.

[creation906]

Dutch Rules

[nathanzillhart]

greatest line ever

[hamstertrans]

im dutch and i laughed my asssssssssssssss offf!!!!!!

[superwews12]

@hamstertrans so does i xD

[Socoolscienceshow]

@hamstertrans your dutch and you approve of this message :D

[sander395]

he talks german because it is a funnier accent, not because of a mistake:P ever heard a dutch accent its fucking horrible haha:P

[HelloFade2]

Hmm Austin Powers reaction is quite similar to Mike Myers reaction to Kanye West when he said "George Bush doesn't care about black people"

[wheeloftuna]

It's not a stupid mistake, people. It's all part of the parody! If this were a serious drama, you'd have a clear point. But there is nothing about Austin Powers that is even remotely serious.

[imtheonlysane1here]

Wow, that was so fouled up that even Austin Powers had to do a double-take on it.

[SinestroCW]

I love how people are bitching about the accent. It's like they don't realize that this movie is a comedy. Who's to say they didn't mix up the accents on purpose? People over criticize things way too much i swear.

[MrWerehog23]

1. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures.

2. A dutch

lol

[aarzz]

The end hahahaha: WAT??!! 

[TheFinlandnator]

At least he is speaking some language. In the movie "Swordfish" the finnish hacker talked nothing but gibberish...

[Omar13Z]

Hahaha this so random! Yet so funny! And for the dutch who can't understand why the director made the guy sound german or with a stereotypical accent, just know this: IT's A COMEDY!!! Get over it

[milkmanv1]

Michael Caine = GOD

[destroyer8604]

the bloody dutch

[deektedrgg]

Well yeah, that's like your opinion man.

[jaycarmine]

@MrUSAJAY Nigel Powers clearly should study the world if he is going to stick characters from other coutries in his new film. (meaning nothing bad with it, I am just protecting my country here)

[11strelokfan1000]

Lol, very ironic joke.

[OlyJeebus]

The dutch invented microscopes, electric cars (yes, I shit you not), submarines and the sawmill.. things today people take for granted WE invented, not the British, not the French, but we .. the Dutch. The country you look down upon..

-sigh- seriously. But the majority of people reading this think we're a bunch of assholes, dumb and ignorant. So be it.

have fun with that.

goodbye