Al Bundy - Classic Fat Chic Insults 2

[loonie26]

Al : you see these shoes are like elevators. They have a 2 tonne weight limit! lololol!

[susliq86]

Legend!

[78Panji]

Al: Well, let me explain it is like an elevator...there´s a two tonn weight limit on it....:-D

[outy50000]

I wish I was as fast as Al when I insult fat women.

[daved1974]

God i hope that woman aint married because i would feel sorry for her husband having to wake up and see that God awful hair do just the sight of it would make me want to hurl

[Kaynas1988]

This is the main reason why Al Bundy is, I love his come backs

[robert1973ism]

whahahahahhaa Haagen And Dasz.... i love this one!!! everytime i'm at the supermarket i laugh my balls off when i see H&d icecream hahahahahah

[James44561]

What ever comes out of Al bundys mouth is pure gold

[ekramonology]

hhahaha

[bucinaus]

Now that is one of the best MWC scenes ever. I always remember this one years later.

[Monferno123]

only that woman in pink dress disliked this

[newmoon22erty5]

Does anyone know what this episode is called or what season it's from?

[fuckoff187]

lol this is the best fat chic scene in mwc in my opinion

[catlillith]

Al is the man!

[MrTheonewhocan]

@jeepthing98 - You are spot on. Peggy suspects Al of having an affair. She sends in the kids to do a touch of spy work.

[MrTheonewhocan]

Only one dislike. There's always one fatty who just has to spoil it for everyone pmsl!

[MrTheonewhocan]

lol @ ejr23

[MrTheonewhocan]

@ Knobby1981 - That's what made Al a working class hero lol :-D  He says it with a straight face because he really means it lol!

[MrMushasii]

He should've said: Pick two numbers, after he turned around.

More fat jokes.

[Knobby1981]

@MrMushasii For her it would be more like four numbers lol

[APPOCALYYPS3]

what's Haagen and Dazs ?

[amarieoflothlorien]

@APPOCALYYPS3 Icecream

[amarieoflothlorien]

@APPOCALYYPS3 Like ben and jerry's

[Synatonine]

@APPOCALYYPS3 how the heck you know how to spell it if you don't know what it is? LOL :))))))

[APPOCALYYPS3]

@Synatonine Read the Top Comment 

[nelpine1965]

That comb remark to Al she made,she might as well laid down on the railroad tracks and wait for the freight train, same effect

[krayzeejojo]

@nelpine1965 Naw the poor train doesn't deserve to suffer so much damage

[DisneyVillain]

I wish I could insult people like Al can. He's the master.

[ejr23]

This woman got exactly what she deserved. You do NOT mess with Al Bundy!

[PeoplezJonez]

god iI love Al Bundy!

[cvettooo]

look let me explain, there's only 2 ton limit on this shoses .. hahahahaha :DD

[Iamtheman4u2]

hahahahahahaha

[Knobby1981]

Its a wonder how Ed O'Neil can say these lines and still keep a straight face.

[scott80100]

get em Bundy !

[420LaYzIe420]

"Well you see just like in an elevator, these shoes have a two ton weight limit."

[ejr23]

I think all the obese people should be told stuff like this EVERYDAY until they become somewhat in shape (and I don't mean ROUND).

[xxjondonleyxx1]

nerd moment #3: Haagen and Dazs were the first germans to make ice cream in america too bad every costomer gained 50 pounds per cone/dish

[heroheroic]

OMG what a cow. lol

[xxjondonleyxx1]

did anyone notice kelly behind the counter

[jeepthing98]

@xxjondonleyxx1 Yes, this was the episode where Peggy sends the kid to spy on Al due to a shoe groupie, I believe. 

[PrimoBriccone]

This is how hardcore al Bundy is, he just insulted Johnny Sack's wife and he got away with it.

[KSAU88]

what is she saying? as useless to me as a ????? to you !!!

[matrahat]

@KSAU88 as a comb to you . comb is to brush the hair hehe

[KSAU88]

@matrahat isnt she saying "as a comb as to you?" first i understood comas... or sth^^

[matrahat]

@KSAU88 She says: These shoes you sold me , are as useless to me as a comb is to you.

[KSAU88]

@matrahat ah ok thx :D

[M1Punk]

1 Fat woman disliked the video :)

[APviKINGsz28]

This show and seinfeld are the top 2 sitcoms in my opinion - nothing beats them anymore.

[nekidbob]

Hey ! Is that Jenny Sac's ( RIP ) from the Soprano's ?

[Austyg]

HAH HAH HAHAH ... "law offices of Hagenn und Das?" . . .

he nailed it. lol

[ljoufhk]

@Austyg no, he OFFERED to nail it, THAT'S when the bitch stormed out

[bjoh249]

Where is Al Bundy - Classic Fat Chic Insults 1?

[classicphile]

Isnt the fat woman in this clip actress Denise Borino? She played Ginny 'Sack' Sacramoni on The Sopranos. But she says that she never acted ever before doing The Sopranos

[shutupkevin316]

al bundy for president

[mariarox93]

One fat lady must have pressed the dislike button XD LOL

[stevensw]

You can spit on Al, you can run him over with a car, you can force him to get married, you can give him 2 kids, but never verbally insult him or you're gonna wish you were never born.

[stevensw]

@stevensw I forgot to say ESPECIALLY if your fat.

[MrZostawmiTwojslad]

Hahahah

[HeadLessMunkees]

CRIMPOSAYS-There should be more cop funerals, at least she knows how to talk to a cop: "fuck you",, All cops need to be handcuffed, tassed and then thrown face.

posted 3 days ago by TheSkullIsland

Cops are the enemies of the American people.

posted 3 days ago by TheSkullIsland

Saying there some good cops is like saying there are some good mafia/gang members, or there are some good rapists and murderous.TheSkullIsland BAN THIS ANTI AMERICAN SLIME.

[apocalipsis82]

It looks like she insulted the wrong guy.....hahahahahahaha

[lavixl]

Is that the girl from the Drew Cary Show?

[D77X]

2 ton weight limit

[MrTheonewhocan]

Fatty just insulted the wrong guy in the wrong place at the wrong time. Why did she have to make that silly comb remark? Then follows the perfect torrent of classic insults rofl.

[ladyfire44]

nice

[mophead2345]

@MrTheonewhocan I think that's the last time she'll try to be funny.

[NinjaGhostScorpion]

Al-"What say I nail the soles directly to your feet? It'll give you more traction when you're pulling the ice wagon."

[ladyfire44]

Fat Woman: You'll be hearing from my attorney.

Al: Is that the law offices of Haagen and Dazs?

[RYAN5100]

Law offices lol haha

[Knobby1981]

That woman got pawned ROFLMAO!!! I only wish I had the balls to say the things Al Bundy does and be able to get away with it.

[slovan]

If you had his life, you probably would get away with it.

[nelpine1965]

@Knobby1981 Because Al simply does not give a F@#k

[Bmanritchie]

@Knobby1981 To have that ability you must have the following: NO RESPECT FOR OTHERS!

Plus a boss that really doesn't care so that you can do this for years, lol

[ejr23]

as you wish!