Red vs Blue The best of Tex

[playerofrock04]

"Well, that's just a matter of penis-I MEAN UHH.. OPINION! Opinion.... That's.. that's it."

[lockonnowyourdead]

man i so wish i could play with you guys but i would just mess every thing up and ruin the funny so im good but still you guys rock!

[36Whalley]

@TSFS2007

Don't post comments on videos you don't like. And how the fuck is MW1 - Blackops a wide variety of games?

[TexComplex]

@TSFS2007 also black ops for life? Short life your gonna have ya dumb fuck.

[TexComplex]

@TSFS2007 mlg tenth prestige ain't nothin to be proud of kid. Also camping isnt a specialty its an easy tactic for getting kills. And also gears of chunder? Please ive heard better insults from a squirrel and like that other guy said; if ya don't like halo why go on this video and complain. Take it to the cod forums or something. Jesus. -_-

[werewolf1020]

Wow u must be pissed. You know what my mind is thinking of really mean things right now. Or is that my mind?

[atlantbravesforever]

ahhh not in the face



[epicgod100]

I am pretty sure it is the generated version of Tex because at the very end of season 9 curch gets out of the memory unit and can caboose says she says we need u and curch says do u mean the real tex

[Mayeur000Donz]

The Tex we see in Season 9, inside the Epsilon unit... is that the real Tex, or is it Epsilon-Church's memory generation of her?

I keep getting different ideas about this.

[Haloid98867]

Hehe. Cod Fanboys make me laugh.

[campoop0123]

This is really gay

[campoop0123]

Halo is gay, call of duty is gay and rooster teeth is gay and Harrison ford is dead

[TSFS2007]

This video is gay.... I know this because I'm black ops MLG 10th prestige. I specialize in dropshots and camping.... This game sucks... I've played a wide variety of games ranging from MW1 to Black Ops. Oh and Halo is a complete rip-off of HAZE. So you fags can go to Town and play your viva pinnate, Gears of Chunder, and your Uncharded...... Black Ops for life

[XBNZgamefreak]

@TSFS2007 you're a gay kid, you have no life, cod takes no skill and is boring and easy to play, halo isnt a rip-off of haze cause it made tons more money than that game, camping and dropshots LMAO kids these days, and you're the only fag i see on this video,. why go on to a vid you don't like you dumbshit, btw i''m lvl50 general 5star in halo 3, suck my dick

[RadioactiveSpider617]

@TSFS2007 dude get a life... dont watch videos you dont like. complaim somewhere else. and get off youtube.... bastard

[TheAce707]

"Church, Omally and Wyoming tied me up-" (Half expected this)

*Tucker from far far away*

"KINKY, BOW CHICKA BOW WOW!"

[runeguy221akaredguy2]

awwwhhh most scenes were without the "best" parts some only has the "good" parts

[warriorbug35]

Lozza u fucking idiot it's church and Tex u team killing cockbites

[MajicLaMa]

@TehHotRoD

Caboose's lyrics? Lol. I think you mean lines, unless you're talking about his dancing time song ?

[AshenPhoenix]

The scene transitions keep cutting off the end of her lines, but overall this is still a good compilation for Tex. <3

[AsukaTenjouSS]

its just a matter of penis... i mean opinion.

[TheWierdo67]

Tucker:She'll do ANYTHING for money

Tex:Thats not true

Tucker:Really. I'll give you 10 bucks to rip off Griffs arm

Tex:*fast* Which ones Griff?

Tucker:See? Told you

[legolasisthebest]

6:47 - 7:05 , what episode is that?

[Lozza981]

Tex tucker grif and caboose are my fav characters, apparently tucker likes tex it would be good if they dated :P

[VornadoDelta]

Tex backed out of the quest and lost to the alien....but successfully kicked the asses of Wash and Meta. But that was a different Tex so...who knows.

[rodney4158]

"hey don't look at me he wasn't part of the plan" -SMACK-

[teamalice0]

Go Tex! And the 20 dislikes are from Caboose from when she used him as target pratice or the 20 dislikes come from idiots who dont have taste caue Tex rules!

[lightmaster275]

That's just a matter of penis I mean opinions LOL

[Tloc222]

You guys realize Mega64 and Roosterteeth are friends right?

[TehHotRoD]

Who the hell writes Caboose' Lyrics ?

Ever since episode 6 he's been both stupid and hillarious.

And apparently his *hook-up line* works....

----Don't ask me how I know----

[TehHotRoD]

Tex can flip a tank... But she can't pick up a little bomb?

And Caboose Can ? When Caboose didn't think you could flip the tank ?

[Sungetsu15]

@TehHotRoD Tex doesn't have a real biological body. Her soul depends on robotics. During that period where she was unable to lift the bomb, her body was made by Sarge.

[eeveeluver101]

Bow Chicka Bow wow

[JamesLehnen]

My friends say I'm like Tucker so Tex I'm srry I said that and f u for hitting me

[XDraydenReapZX]

lol penis lol hahahahahahaha

[xhevalin1]

Ya no it's weird why was blue team calling sister - sister?

[lolly071461]

Tex is the best female soldier in all of red vs blue! :D

[anthonym806]

@lolly071461 this is 100% true

[KalebDeanGrim13mm]

5:51-6:00 tex is kinda Hoase no?

[Shadowphoneix17]

3:58 - 4:10 is the best part every

[purejshots1]

Buenos dios cock bite guess whos back/ BEST SCENE EVER!

[GuardianofRoin]

Tucker:Just hire her, she'll do anything for money.

Tex: Thats not true!

Tucker: Really, I'll pay you 10 bucks to rip off Grif's arm

Tex: Which ones Grif?

[dgineye]

hay who plays texes voise??

[tigerlily937]

tex: huh? oh, uh, scues...yeah...um...i was just admiring his...his ALIEN...muscle...structure.

tucker: yeah, one particular part of his muscle structure.

tex: well, thats just a matter if penis- i mean uh, opinion! opinion, thats...what i meant...

church: smooth.

[iamdjdean]

tex) i was just admiring his big alien mussel

church) oh yea what musscel

tex) well thats just a matter of penis I MEAN OPPINION oppinion

dude how do they come up with this stuff XDXDXDXD

[ExZola]

"Well, that's just a matter of penis- I MEAN OPINION, opinion." XD

[Fritzdude96]

Tucker ; If you are going to go with any one go with me. I will rock your fucking world.

Church: dont look at me he's not part of the plan.

BAM K-O

Caboose: I dont think I will use Tuckers Rock your World lines. I'm just going to stick with my own material.

That seen made me bust a gut. LOL

[TheMuscleHamster100]

That would be cute if caboose and Tex dated.

[tigerlily937]

Kathleen Zuelch voices Tex

[LibertyWalk2392]

who's the voice for tex?

[thegrunt1851]

Tex sounds hot!?!

[Broadcaster092]

Tucker is getting desperate, lol

[BloodZeroWing]

"where were you gonna shot him from?...the fucking moon?" xD

[failimanjaro]

@88Sabrine88 Tex is a badass when they said a girl girl she thought Tucker and caboose were calling her a dude, she asked them what they said and they were afraid that if they told her they would get their asses kicked, so they said "nothing!" to keep safe. Hope that helped u.

[88Sabrine88]

@failimanjaro OK thanks

[Pokebellmon]

Lolz Tex is Baddass

[88Sabrine88]

I'm very confused at 1:07 when they go, "We mean a GIRL girl." And when she asks what it means, they just go, "Nothing!" Can someone please explain I don't get it..

[YourW0rstEnemy]

@YourW0rstEnemy

I hope you weren't joking w/ that comment Sabrine, cuz if you did I just made myself look like an idiot XD

[88Sabrine88]

@YourW0rstEnemy No I wasn't joking, I was actually just curious... I kind of got the basic concept of it but I wasn't completely sure. Reading what you said I think it's safe to say I understand now. It's like when I play Halo my brother says I play like a boy, just cuz I play a little better than him, I think...? Yeah, thanks for the explanation ;)

[YourW0rstEnemy]

@88Sabrine88

no prob

[mmzmmxsimonlouie]

@88Sabrine88 well it means that tex is NOT girl.simple

[brawlfan13]

Tex:" Hey punk, I don't need a weapon to kill you."

Grif: "Yeah right. What are you going to do punch me?"

*Tex takes a step towards Grif*

Grif: "Aaaahhh! Not the face!"

haha lol.:)

[metalsonicdoll]

"ill give you ten bucks if you rip off grif's arm"

"which one is grif?!"

[clms340328]

19 peaple died in the explosion

[gaintrobotsrulez]

sould have put it in order

[Raynor09100]

19 people had to mail the bullets

[Reach3521]

"Huh what oh I was just admiring his Alien muscle structure"

"Yeah one particular part of his muscle stucture"

"Oh well thats just a matter of penis....I mean opinion opinion thats what I meant to say"

[jarodgatesaf]

look at that here a v a t z . n e t remove spaces

[DarkpokemonX]

ha 7:46 so funny "YOU MEAN I'VE ONLY BEEN GONE A FEW WEEKS AND YOU GOT A NEW GIRL?!"

[vilepoison156]

ahh tex... what's there to say? except....... awesome

[JSK599]

lol wich one is griff

[TheYooDood]

@JSK599 yellow one

[TheMakoase]

@TheYooDood He's ORANGE!!!!

[TheYooDood]

@TheMakoase nooooooooooooooooo... hes yellow

[TheMakoase]

@TheYooDood Grif is Orange and Sis is Yellow, Grif even said he tried of being called Yellow when he is Orange.

[TheMakoase]

@JSK599 That's another thing, the two F's

[ThePhantomwolf94]

Donuts just turning the wheels to the warthog 2:05

[mryeti94]

i miss it when rvb was like this, i still like the new stuff but they take it so seriously. I liked it more when it was random and about the jokes

[katanamaster996969]

@mryeti94 same here.... though i like the part where tex beats everyone up LOL

[huntsclan101]

I think Tex is churchs skill. Not sure. You know since he's a horrible shot and all that.

[foxloveskristal]

@huntsclan101 no church is the source of all the freelancer AI and tex's AI is church's rage. they made them via placing the Alpha trough sets of simulations and danger and when the alpha fragmented they took them and made them. one of them was omega.

[jdm888xbox]

@foxloveskristal If you watch Revalation... Omega is Church's rage. Tex was a memory of his girlfriend/lover... she died earlier in the war and when alpha was created... alpha fragmented her as an AI

[aangandtoph4ever]

Oh Tex. You're too good for them.

[TheDonodrummer]

lol grif: "not in the face"

so she chose balls in season 8 >=)

[biohazard22791]

6:47 my favorite part

[rellthelord]

1:53 tex:its too heavy

i wouldint be surprised if someone said "bow chicka bow wow

[AgentTexFan]

hey punk, i dont need a wepon to kill you.

[MrHeadgehog]

Tucker ain't getting a date anytime soon

[38Camando]

gaaaaaaaaaa hes a ghost 0:31

[Reper990PS3]

i named my cat OldMally

[SonicHakeem]

@Reper990PS3

It's O' Mally...so you failed lol

[brockatschool]

Yay Tex is the best

[Chocolate2tummy]

All of you who have questions, JUST WATCH THE FREAKING SHOW!!!!!!!!!

This was a public service announcment presented by: Chocolate2tummy

[GODLYTHUNDER1]

im new to red vs blue and ive seen the recent videos and y da hell didnt tex kick their asses in episode 10 of season 8 she busted them so bad griffs balls mustve imploded

[armourgedon6]

Well that's just a matter of penis

[crossswimmer8D]

Lol I was just admiring his alien muscle structure certain part of his muscle structure it's just of matter of penis I mean opinion

[BaseballHamster]

@ osbysweden yes she is a girl

[naichiuolphi]

As far as I remember, the Reds told Andy to blow on Tex's ship (With Sheila as the ship) because she was with O'malley (Delta or some psycho AI). Maybe cuz they messed her plan up.

[osbysweden]

Is tex a chick? im new at seeing red vs blue

[Coltmania470]

Not got the upper body strength? Red vs. Blue S8 Tex fights Reds and Blues in awesome action sequence.

[mrlifeles21]

@Coltmania470 she has the body stranth then because she upgraded

[ReviewerKid90]

'I think you're bluffing. Dyke.'

'Okay. Strike Two.'

[flyingpredator8]

I mean Tex

[flyingpredator8]

Text just likes to beat up tucker for his bow chicka wow wows and grif for various reasons and so on...

[MasterCheifXbox]

Same. I never watched all of the seasons so I am a bit confused when she tries to kill everyone in Revolution.

[AngelTheCamel]

At :23 thats what got her to beat the SHIT out of Grif's balls in episode 10 in revelation!!! hahaha that taught Grif to never tempt a badass bitch like tex!

[ooperite]

????? in revelation tex tries to kill every one ugh i nevr actualy watched the first five season so im confused wat happend to tex

[Neoparris]

@ooperite retard your supposed to watch the others first -.-

[favreg17]

you have to redo this

[mattwins18]

tex:buenos dias cockbites!

oh man! im gonna use that A LOT

[CM26617]

Ha, gereatest interrupt joke I've seen from Tex.

Tucker: Bow Chicka Bow-

*Tex aims B.R*

Tucker: Woah, story's over.

[dulyjr]

Tex is back in the new series revelation, I'm siked

[T4L67]

@dulyjr ya but she beats the shit out of the reds and the blue's except for caboose

[bononcrusher2]

How about that time at the near end of Zombie Plan?

[muk184]

caboose should give dating tips lmao =p

[ricksang31]

thats just a matter of penis i mean opinon

[lullabyWhisper]

I love Tex!!!

[AirBallKev]

i hate how u fade in mid sent........

[aziansl79]

tex: you happy?

Grif: yeah kinda

[TheHyperHobo]

What ever happened to Tex?

[aziansl79]

@TheHyperHobo she died

[TheHyperHobo]

@aziansl79 Really? I've never followed the series that closely. What episode?

[aziansl79]

@TheHyperHobo at the end of season 5 and it confirms it in reconstruction

[Mikito456]

@aziansl79 yeah but that confused me because she is supposed to be like a ghost like Church

[muk184]

@aziansl79 but i think they trying to revive her cause if u watch the new series it shows that church is referring to her and i think hes trying to bring her back. also she cant be dead cuz shes a ghost thing like church

[tugger]

couldn't find any in flanel? lololol

[metroidhunter965]

I'll give u $10 to rip Grif's arms off.

Which 1s Grif?

[jimmyhuylong123]

i bet tes is a sexy girl and i want to fuck her

[emoboynumber13]

tex has a sexy voice, eh?

[katanamaster996969]

@emoboynumber13 too bad she is an AI...

[ReconMaster280]

@emoboynumber13 yup

[splendidsahil]

@emoboynumber13 i would fuck her lol

[CiberSonic1]

what is tex a girl or a boy can any body tell me

[Deathknight35]

tex is a girl

[buleninja]

tex is a girl and a fucking murder

[LordKamina2]

"you also made me from some of your more PERSONAL devices

[GAMERxFREEKx23]

thats a matter of penis i mean appinon

LOL

[slitherinprincess2]

my friends say im a bit like tex!

[patsminicooper212]

good for you sorry to say but no1 cares

[slitherinprincess2]

well f**k you

[benni1100]

Best video ever u should make more and if you ever need help making other videos i can help

[violet1197]

how did they become an A I?

[reaperdeth56]

tex reminds me of one of my ex's lol

[1tiffanysboy]

tex IS kind of a bitch, but she sets herself up for insults alot

[violet1197]

do u think she can take him oh crap! nopw

[surfergirl19]

"Just watch me"

"How can i watch you? Your invisible!"\

xDD

[Dragonforce478]

tex-well thats just a matter of penis i mean uh.. opinion! thats my favorite!

[ThePivotCrazed]

2:25 - You pretty much suck If you don't get a headshot shooting a head...

[poiuhjkl2]

lmao i like ending part xD

[reaganboyd32]

i like tex

what are you gonna do punch me?AHH!not in the face

[zzzJackKzzz]

is Tex an AI like church is? because they both became ghosts, if so who was she based on?

[marinecorp179]

yes and Tex is based on the real churchs girl he liked

[ThePivotCrazed]

She's based on Allice, Leonard Church's girlfriend/wife

[Sneezlebob]

you mean the guy who voices Church?

[masterwarrior6]

no their talking about the real church. Aka: The director. He used himself to create the Alpha, then the other ai or something like that

[PheonixKaizer]

No, Director Leonard Church, the guy that Church (The Alpha) got his personality from in the RvB series. It's explained in the post BGC series.

[slitherinprincess2]

nope all AI are based on real church, she just got his anger, and AI church got his life before the experiment and Epsilon got his menory of the experiment!

[kreblorn1983]

Im not sure if tex was churches anger. I kinda got the feeling she was churches memorys of her. Because Leonard church stated he was haunted by the memorys of her after she died in the war.

[sharigan522]

what episode does tex show up

[LorChan1919]

1:14 is pretty much my catchphrase since I saw that episode. For reasons still unknown to me, myself and a small group of friends have taken to calling each other by RvB nicknames... I'm the only girl in our group, and a tom boy, so they just dubbed me Tex XD

[LilPinoyG]

6:44 was funny

[g371096]

lol that part where tex tried assasinating the three guys was hilarious

[Argetlam3001]

Tucker-"when we say a girl, we mean a GIRL girl.

Tex-"And what the HELL does that mean?"

Tucker/Caboose-"NOTHING!!!!"

[LordZanual]

More like vibrator :P

[stewieisthelord]

Personal divices... like her dildo?

[XxDarkVailxX]

Tex: i was just admiring his alien muscle structure

tucker: one particular muscle structure

Tex: well thats only a matter of penis- I mean opinions!

Lmfao

[EliteAssassin8]

@XxDarkVailxX awesome line.