Nostalgia Critic - A Kid In King Arthur's Court

[Jaberwocky3x5]

GO BACK TO THE LEZBIANS!

[UltimasIsland]

@Jaberwocky3x5 Heavy: NO!

[snarkus63]

(03:39)Yeah,and Jessica Lange made her debut in Dino De Laurentiis' "King Kong".Everybody's gotta start somewhere!

(06:02)Oh,look,ANOTHER movie that sucked!

[UnivingIshiro]

A Crotch in Vagina's court!

Yes,I forgot about it!

[billa107]

James Bond is in this movie? NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

[pariastabendesa]

OQNED!

[pariastabendesa]

10:05 *putting the rage face* "NOW KISS!!!!"

[commander5662]

Wahat is with all the karate stuff. They didn't teach soldiers that. They didn't even know it existed.

[paulalane100]

Shouldn't he have refered to the kid hitting the guard in the eyes with the walkman laser 'jumping the shark.'

[rostalolman]

Wait, if he remembers it so we don't have to, why is he trying to violently forget? Isn't that what we're supposed to do? D:

[awkando]

never swollow LOL

[ChaosNecromancer]

the builders of stonehenge....thats what the blacksmith is refering to

[ThatFreakWhoHauntsU]

calvins 6 years old...

[Jose23Newgrounds]

The intro should of been "I'm the Nostalgia Critic,I have a massive headache so get me some Tylenol". lol

[thebeautywithin678]

Not sure which NC episode it's in, but there's always one film role to regret before you've finally won an Oscar, this movie is probably that role for Kate Winslet xD

[IWillBeHers]

"Hot British sex!"

Clearly, he's never seen an episode of The Tudors, haha.

[VitoPossilipo]

Does Calvin say to King Arthur: "Never swallow!"???!!!

[NobodyCaresBro]

9:52

No, you're not the only one.

[EmblemF48]

LESBIAN SEX!!!11! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[krazyzark]

now he just needs to review Black Knight. I'm not sure which is worse, the kid in this movie or Martin Lawrence trying to convince people that he's actually funny by using the same basic jokes just aimed at a completely different demographic.

[KingOmage]

circle builders "AKA [cave man]"

[LadyOfBroadway333]

I'M ACTINNNG!!!

[EvilEmpireStudios]

i liked this movie :/

[Strayspiderstrut]

I still can't believe that's Daniel Craig

[thagrammarnazi]

I'll have you know our lesbians are VERY hot critic, well actually tbh no, they're not, sigh, thank GOD for german porn.

[mst3KGf]

I knew Kate Winslet was in this, but my jaw dropped when Daniel Craig showed up. Somehow I don't think this film will show up in either of their career retrospectives.

Oh and this is like the worst King Arthur ever. I'm sure he's good at inspiring a pee wee hockey team or smuggling arms from South America, but kinging is not for him.

[BabyPaulaPolestar]

20:22 Descendants more likely.

[adadd567]

Hobbes is not imaginary ! :[

[TheGentlemansShadow]

8:56 - Made the review for me XD

[StarHedgehog7]

18:35 i lol everytime i hear that line xD

[mwregents101]

Calvin is a 6 year old with an imaginary tiger. It is stated multiple times throughout the show that Calvin is in first grade. Haha!

[Airsoftbonnybridge]

@johnnyrockerfella I totally agree with you I want my 72 hot British lesbians

[johnnyrockerfella]

GO BACK TO THE LESBIANS ...lol

[PlantMan041]

lol 13:56

[windwaker0rules]

i want my mystic toilet with a legendary wizard in it

[Vault101Reject]

The words "hot" and "british" do go well together.

Emma Watson. I rest my case

Ps. if you do want "hot british", avoid scotland.

[AssociationAdmirer]

14:46 So after near 15 minutes of criticizing the film's historical accuracy, the Nostalgia Critic reveals that he has never heard of diseases being carried by rats.

Is the NC this abysmally stupid for real, or is it supposed to be part of the humor of the show?

[papershadow69]

@AssociationAdmirer While it could very well be for the joke, consider something. Rats may have carried disease, but the kids this movie was intended for probably wouldn't know, so all they see is the warrior princess scared of something as small as a rat

[AssociationAdmirer]

@papershadow69 Mmm, I've never met a kid who wasn't deathly afraid of rats, so I can't imagine that lowering the audience's respect for her at all.

[Mechagodzilla34]

@AssociationAdmirer humor

[TLSoulDude]

Way to butcher a novel by Mark Twain, Hollywood. Way to butcher a novel...(unenthusiastic applause)

[rmkw4291]

I had to pause it when Daniel Craig comes into the film and just laugh for 5 mins for the fact 007 is in a cheesy, historical film with a dozen inaccuracies.

[pariastabendesa]

"I remember it so you don't Blue's Clues!"

[EpicChamoo]

I swear to god that movie is on my TV right now. O.o

[Kato86]

Hot Medieval lesbianism.... Good bless George R R Martin and HBO for finally giving it to us...

[captain959]

arrow to the knee joke

[DarkMagicianGirl247]

I luv the typo "oqned"

[RainbowsIEats]

V_V this movie reminded me of a bad porno I watched xD

[4getfulness16]

''GO. BACK. TO THE LESBIANS!!!!''

I'm a straight girl and I died of laughter XD!

[Chocmarywarren]

DO ZARDOZ

[Chocmarywarren]

17:38-17:50, yes. it's SHOCKING that a knight has almost fallen off of his horse for us peasants and royalty. We people of the middle ages haven't attended a joust EVER before and this is just freaking brutal! and oh yeah, weren't the people loyal to Balasco MINUTES earlier ( 17:03 ), where are the loyal cheers for his victory???

[TheJeffman1985]

1:54 "Fuller, get me my bat" Ummmmm....... What are those in your hand??????

[andyrevell]

This was painful to watch.......

[KTH568]

@andyrevell The sequel is worse.

[andyrevell]

@KTH568 I.....wha.....a SEQUEL??

[KTH568]

@andyrevell Thats right, A Kid In Alladins Palace

google it if you dont believe me.

[andyrevell]

@KTH568 Its not that I don't believe you. I just don't want to believe that there is a market for anything this retarded, let alone a sequel.

[martinithechobit]

1: 08 when doug says "year" does it seem he has an accent or somethign? lol or is it just me? lol.

[Eye2EyeIIIV]

this is the movie you should show your kids... when you wanna punish them. lol

[syn010110]

third, the laser from the PCDP does not come out of the disc spindle! *facepalm*

[MrSpikePunch]

Daniel Craig? WHY JAMES BOND WHY?!

[monsterboy31]

The only thing in this movie that was even remotely the slightest bit good was how Kane says, "Just a little off the top. Keep the sideburns" and then faints. I couldn't help but laugh at that.

The rest of the movie blows (Except for the implied hot medieval lesbianism scene)

[AzureDarkGod]

Wow! I didn't remember how good this review was XD

[sintomas]

"Your Anus" 

[cutelilldeadgirl]

at least you weren't fourced to watch this in school when you were 10 dude!

[xAnnabellafulx]

"I never knew my mother that well. I heard she was a prostitute with crabs, funny--- in seventh grade, I knew I had to wear diapers for the rest of my life, so it took a little adjusting---

Sometimes I just hit the wall and cry out of no where and I have no idea why..."

[NotFromMarsMusic]

hahahahahah god why did i used to love this movie.

[Batben01]

""A kid in King Arthur's court" is oqned by Disney" was spell check not working for them?

[Crazyhardcoredude1]

@Batben01 he hit his head too much

[HoopsAndDinoMan]

Thumbs up if you want him to review A Kid in Aladdin's Palace.

[epicrunner]

@HoopsAndDinoMan is that real?!

[SmilieChick16]

@HoopsAndDinoMan there's a kid in aladdin's palace? I didn't know that

[Yahiko25]

Well Katie might be a fine warrior while at the same time afraid from rats, but it is the same as Indiana Jones afraid of snakes.

[RisingVictor]

Oh and the villain was also Raza from Iron Man....yeah, he didnt really move up much.

[RisingVictor]

You can DEFINITELY tell Doug had so much fun riffing and ripping this film for all its flaws. It just makes the review so friggin hilarious. Also, I heard that Sean Penn was approached to take a role, I think the one that Daniel Craig had, but avoided it after seeing the script...who would blame him. -_-' He saw the atrocity coming.

[RisingVictor]

When you make the main character of the movie a wimp, thats pretty bad, Esp if he is uncharming. Also why is Zelda being talked about, was someone talking about her being a Damsel in Distress.....fuck no she isnt! If anybody thinks LoZ is cliche-ridden, you have no idea. She's a character of respect and depth. Someone who can utilize magic abilities and trancends time is pretty fucking epic. XD

[wizeoaldowl]

To clarify, I only said Zelda because I felt she fits the description he gives about the disorder. The point is, Zelda is usually very strong and powerful at first and later captured fairly easily, Oot being the most obvious example.

[stripytails777]

15:01 did she just say..."i need cum!" O_O

[DLCProductions1]

Oqned?

[L3re7z]

18:36 was perfect! x'D

[jascrystalspike]

where the fuck did the kid get a big mac? did he pull it out of ass or did he go forward in time really quick to get one?

[donlantez]

Wouldn't it be fucked up if the princess is one of his ancestors? Futurama moment....

[Assassin7G3]

@donlantez eh its would to be far distant to make any difference.

[RawbThatPunk]

i am still surprised that Daniel Craig was in this.....

[Curisite]

I love how he can fit an entire movie into 20 minutes!

[quietrioter]

i actually like this movie...on of my many guilty pleasures...i know it doesnt make any sense but its a time waster

[MrNewYorkCityLover]

Speaking if the desperate porno, did any of you know that Sylvester Stallaone's first film ever was a soft porno? Read him on IMDB

[The3ninjakids]

"No! No! I Said bring me a Knight! Not show me cut scenes from Rookie of the Year!"

[Redcamo19]

I want to hit this kid

[romrn1002]

Power rangers music can just make anything look awesome

[dracowheelz5]

@romrn1002 Hell yea!

[Daleksaresupreme1]

ENGLISH!!!!! lesbians. Not British. Britain will not exist for at least 1200 years

[CFSasuke]

DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT

Fades to Black*

FU#%!!

[wizeoaldowl]

Dumb a** in distress disorder. Hmm... Zelda anyone?

[wd1250]

@wizeoaldowl Zelda is smart not dumb Peach is

[bafrali5561]

@wd1250 she does get kidnapped a lot though

[wd1250]

@bafrali5561 true

[diner59]

@bafrali5561

Yes, but Zelda has a brain and is useful to the story of Hyrule rather then smiling and getting kidnapped.

[bafrali5561]

@diner59 yeah but that doesn t change the fact that inspite of being both a ninja and a pirate she gets kidnapped a lot thus being a perfect example of dumbass in distress syndrom eve more than peach.She is pathetic from the start at least consistent.Zelda has powers but still manages to get kidnapped like that girl in the film.

[Majorasword64]

@bafrali5561 That's because even if she dos have magical powers she is still no match for ganon.I Oot She manages to hide from him and in wind waker she saves link and she didn't know that she was zelda and even helps you at the end whereas peach can't do shit.

[bafrali5561]

@Majorasword64 That is what exactly he said in the video.even if she had powers she still gets kidnapped.Thus making her a victim of dumbass in distress syndrome.Got it bro?

[Majorasword64]

@bafrali5561 At least she tried to get away.The girl in the movie didn't do shit.

[bafrali5561]

@Majorasword64 Yeah huge differences -_-

[Trayxxxx]

@bafrali5561

I don't know guy, I get what you saying. But I find it to be a stretch.

It kind of hard for me to lump Zelda with Bella in that same category.

YA-HA!!!

[bafrali5561]

@Trayxxxx They arent supposed to be.Humans suffering from the same defect aren't supposed to have the same personality.

[Trayxxxx]

@bafrali5561

I'm just saying, that in Zelda's case. Most of the time it can't be helped. Plus you have to factor in the incarnation of Zelda too. I just find her situation to be more reasonable and is why I don't see her as a Dumbass in Distress.

Oh and I got to lol at the fact the you put "Human" and "Bella" in the same sentence. I know you didn't, but you get what I mean.

YA-HA!!!

[Trayxxxx]

@wizeoaldowl

Nah, try Bella from Twilight.

YA-HA!!!

[SuperMarkerComicBro]

Go!! Back! TO THE LESBIANS!

Story of my life...

[TanukiCoast]

ahem....... DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY!!!

[MeggChan]

Hot british lesbians mmmm

[AuraBrawlerX]

Hot British XXX Insestial Lesbianism- Damn you critic, now I'm getting turned on by it! (not complaining)

BRING ON THY POON-TANG!!!

[Majorasword64]

@AuraBrawlerX Incest? Gross.

[doctordopplepopolous]

@Majorasword64 Not when it's Kate Winslet and that other girl.

[ssgcowern]

of course

[menslady125]

This can't be a Disney movie. It's not cool enough.

[xantheyellow]

My 7th grade World History teacher showed us this movie

[RandomCommenterful]

@xantheyellow You poor unfortunate soul.

[helljumpr5150]

Does anyone find it disturbing to see two sisters (two incredibly hot british lesbian sisters) making out?....

....

...I don't.

[animaljp3]

@helljumpr5150 who would?

[Disneythievesrock]

The running baseball jokes went on a little long, but it was still funny.

[HoopsAndDinoMan]

"There's movies that are bad, movies that are sinful, and movies that rape the fabric of space and time." LOL!!!

[johnnyrockerfella]

this movies too lame to worry about

[monsterboy31]

Is it bad that I can't help but find that "Just a little off the top. Keep the sideburns" bit funny?

[jonesland10]

I use to love Calvin and Hobbes until I foun out the writer is an atheist

[LordAmBored98]

@jonesland10 O_O

[SammEater]

@jonesland10

And this is a problem because...?

[AICabal]

@jonesland10 Boo fucking hoo?

[jonesland10]

@AICabal hello duke poop 'em

[6000NoobTube]

@jonesland10 'Fails at an attempt to draw a thumbs up with letters'

[getmario64]

Oh my god, Daniel Craig has a bleach bum hair in his past times and now look at the new Daniel Criag in his short hair now days!

[woodlefoof2]

15:02 okay i know she said i knew youd come but i could have sworn she said "i need cum"

[SammEater]

@woodlefoof2

Damn, I heard that too, I guess great perv... I mean minds think the same. :D

[crh2010]

kate winslet is always sexy no matter what she plays in...

[sakonaga1]

I would have prefered

"By the Parallelogram Pounders of Parthia"

good alliteration

[HELLISHWerewolf]

GO BACK TO THE LESBIANS!!!!!

[Digitalsp33r]

Nostalgia Critic, shame on you! I love how he's like, "Isn't the idea of two sisters making out sick?" and then simply declares "Nope."

Bad Critic, Bad!

[TheDashingHero]

@Digitalsp33r ...I hope you know he was kidding...

[Digitalsp33r]

@TheDashingHero I wouldn't have said 'Bad Critic, Bad!' if I was genuinely serious, now would I?

[SuperDbzfan4life]

Okay in the beginning when king Arthur was receiving his treasure box or whatever it was back, was he wearing a t-shirt? I swear I think king Arthur was wearing a white f**king t -shirt! Seriously what the hell? They didn't have t-shirts back then! God this movie didn't even try to look authentic at all! Not only does it suck it also blows!

[supermariofan03]

in a kid in aladdin's palace a.k.a. the movie he needs to review does anyone know what calvin is afraid of in that movie instead of baseballs?

[zirrian]

Oh wow, even Antioch was spelled wrong :D

[TheDNAngelFreak]

How dare he spell "owned" wrong?? C'mon, Doug. You can get there.

[dolphincrescent54]

@TheDNAngelFreak leave him alone, he noticed this in his first fup video.

[declanwatson]

oh daniel craig, why do i keep seeing u in shit lately

[NegaZxyz]

....um there were utensiles in midieval times...

[IWillBeHers]

"A cat in Bea Arthur's cootch". LOL WUT. Epiccc.

[Kingofcorrect]

This movie is ruined for me, since I've seen Kate naked in other films.

[Kingofcorrect]

Do it Doug! He's probably heard that before...

[dolphincrescent54]

Cause that's what kids say right? let's boogie? get down? funky monkey? do the hammer time? I swear to God I'm cool please tell me I'm cool!!! PFFT HAHAHAHAHA!! XD

[coolman5ish]

yay Calvin and hobbs

[shoopdalazah]

.....Calvin's six......

[Darkendemic]

@Maseh19965

Yeah, I suppose. He just sounded a BIT too excited at the idea two sisters would suddenly start making out.

[DirectoRap]

Who cares? I don't. Movies over. RUN!

[crystal0towers]

The king looks like a guy in an undershirt wearing a bathrobe. Wow.

[MASREDO]

"Wow, hot british sex!" lmao

[Darkendemic]

I didn't really like this review. He WANTS SISTERS TO MAKE OUT. THAT ISN'T HOT, THAT'S DISTURBING! I mean, MY GOD!

[Maseh19965]

@Darkendemic

You don't really understand the idea of the comedic male fetish, or male fetishes in general? Do you? I am not into it, but I still remember it's just a joke.

[0xLoveisWarx0]

FOOL!

[culchiecorner]

that childe wearse bizzare clothese and speakes in a bizzare tongue. BURN HIM FOR WITCHCRAFT

[Applemask]

GO BACK TO THE LESBIANS

[ECL28E]

I'll stick to Black Knight. Same plot, but with Martin Lawrence....at least funny

[Prestodigitation]

10:52 Anti-lock brakes? Don't you mean...Antioch brakes?

[amyrat151]

In all fairness the rats could kill her because of all the diseases they carry, but seeing as this was long before germs were discovered, the point is moot, I guess.

[cancerjuly1989]

A cat in Bea Arthur Cooch

[XCMAX10X]

LOL "Don't Swallow"

[Xepscern]

This movie is 'oqned' by Disney

[ttypp]

lol ok