i would like to shout out to the 7 people who dislike this yourr are def ugly fat bitches and this offended you cause tyke toook one for the team and you were there
Haa, I'm totally the big fat friend. Besides having the best body out of my group of friends. I'm always eating chicken wings and making sarcastic comments. Douchebags deserve it.
I maintain that I'm the big fat friend (I'm not exactly huge but most of my female friends have always been way prettier & thinner than me) & I think this song is hilarious! ^_^
95% Percent of teens would have a breakdown if miley cyrus was standing on the edge of a tower ready to jump, copy and paste if your a part of the 5% yelling "Jump Bitch!
Alright Stop stop... Come here! Come Here you big fat fucker! Come Here! Come Here! Hold on i'm going to FUCK the fat out this Bitch! Come on! Come here!.Come here fatty! Come here, fold this is half and i'll fuck that come on! XD
Alright Stop stop... Come here! Come Here you big fat fucker! Come Here! Come Here! Hold on i'm going to FUCK the fat out this Bitch! Come on! Come here!.Come here fatty! Come here, fold this is half and i'll fuck that come on! LOL
97% of teenegers would cry if Justin Bieber was going to jump from building, if you are one of the 3% that would take popcorn and shout "BACKFLIP!" then rate thumbs up ! LMAO
@xXJT326Xx some people don't admit that they have a big fat friends bcuz they dont want to offend them. I'm not sayin that's i whet i do but most do it.
wow that bald guy totally went to far, like shit im not fat er nuthin but lynch is just tryin to have fun, and youve bot baldy over here swearing like crazy
I was wondering that myself. I wonder if it had something to do when he first walked out. When he says, "Give a round of applause for my opening act", Lynch reaches over and does something. Teich swats his hand away and goes, "What was that ? Bugs in here or somethin".
Haha I can't help but laugh whenever He says OH GOD theres always one and when The other one says with everyshot of Jager you lose a couple pounds :P. Especially when he says I can't compete with the Big Fat Friend in a really deep voice haha! The song and video is completely hilarious!
what even happened at 1:45?
sojiit 1 month ago
@sojiit Beer shot up into Teich's eye
HappyIsFleeting 4 weeks ago
@HappyIsFleeting oh, thanks. I've watched this video a billion times and that's always gone over my head....
sojiit 3 weeks ago
we all know the dislikers are heaver eww its the big fat friends she spoils my fucking fun
don291l3 1 month ago
@TheGhettoBeaner OH WGAWD THERE'S ALWAYS ONE!
HappyIsFleeting 1 month ago
X people don't Y song reference!
VvLestatvV 3 months ago 2
My favorite Stephen Lynch song... Most of us have been there (and some of us have been the non-discriminating friend too...)
Nygaard2 4 months ago
13 dislikes 5 big fat friends must have disliked this.
4rvinder 4 months ago
Fat friends at a bar, the leeches of happiness.
DomR1997 5 months ago 2
Who's the opening act now, biatch?
Violet3107 5 months ago
13 people dont have nondiscriminating friends
JustThatDamnFunny100 6 months ago 17
will someone please explain to me why they are all laughin at 1:48 iv watched this so many times and still cannot figure it out.
Chinchyplatypus 7 months ago
@Chinchyplatypus Stephen made Mike laugh up beer through his nose
demonspawn119 7 months ago
I want to see this guy on tour but hes in germany and shit :( no usa
MrDeathslayerr 7 months ago
"Come here, hold on, Im going to fuck the fat off this bitch" lol it really works. three times a day will knock the pounds off fast like.
grazierianphotos 7 months ago
leave ur chubby friend at home shes gonna block that cooooooock!!!
GuitarHeroKing1971 7 months ago
12 ppl dont like the fact that Mark Teich is in disney channel now
CJAFTER5 7 months ago
@CJAFTER5
Stop. Stop doing that. Stop. Stop!
STOP!
Dissruptance 7 months ago
@CJAFTER5
STOP WAT?!
CJAFTER5 7 months ago
i disliked this video just so the people in the top comments would look like dumb asses
Paulo8666 7 months ago
@Paulo8666 dick
MegaMightyena 7 months ago
@Paulo8666 oops. i was being a dick when i said that. didnt mean it man. i actually think its kinda funny if ya did that
MegaMightyena 7 months ago
love this song, but the lyrics should be corrected.
andreasgoeson 7 months ago
its true. pretty much every girl you go for has a friend in the way, who is usually very large.
CiwiTheGreat 8 months ago 4
now 11 fucking fat asses don't approve
careserve 8 months ago
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careserve 8 months ago
one of my favorite songs of him! lmao!!!
hblakely992 8 months ago
THere are 10 big fat friends who have watched this now
StiftN94 8 months ago 5
It's so funny cuz its so true hahahahahaha
22nwj22 9 months ago
mmmmmmm dang she fat
sangreazteca101 9 months ago
top 2 liked comments are the same :/
crazyzeeko 9 months ago
9 People have a big fat friend who is blocking the like button
danzig8777 9 months ago 42
I've been a nondiscriminating friend, but it was for my gay cousin. Love you Calesta.
MrJackLegend 10 months ago
fuckin volume on all these supposedly funny videos is too fuckin low... shit sucks
MsPookieDear 10 months ago
what happened to tyke around 2:00 ?
RoGQuizzno 11 months ago 6
@RoGQuizzno im guessing he was drinking his beer and stephen made him laugh making it come out his nose
paintballez 11 months ago 2
he is so funny meet you in hell Stephen
485scottc 11 months ago 4
8 ppl are fat friends
deadicp 11 months ago
im the 700th like 2 dis video =]
TheNeOn360 11 months ago
i shit and pissed myself during the course of this song lol
SemiAsianDude 1 year ago
This video has six hundred sixty-six likes. Please, no one else like this video. Preserve this piece of accidental art, please.
slimmsayton 1 year ago 4
i would like to shout out to the 7 people who dislike this yourr are def ugly fat bitches and this offended you cause tyke toook one for the team and you were there
TheKate13138 1 year ago
haha. i would have gotten up and walked up there when he was like hey fatty come here.
SourCandyRain 1 year ago 3
The moral of the story is: When you hear your friend frequently porks fat chicks, do not mock him. You will need him for later.
Non-discriminating friends ftw.
SakuraElyse 1 year ago 2
@SakuraElyse Hell yeah.
chapacoka 1 year ago
ummm.... why is shakira the first suggestion in the suggestion list?
llllXeallll 1 year ago
I love his expressions!! *roll your eyes make sarcastic comments*
DarkSiriyen 1 year ago
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6 people's big fat friends do not approve.
OpenMicNate 1 year ago 40
@OpenMicNate Nope- 13
TheHiddenMasque 7 months ago
6 fat friends saw this
CBuchardt 1 year ago
3:22 that was scary
missladymacmac 1 year ago
Gotta love how hard hes trying not to make eye contact with anybody in the audience while he's doing that yelling bit... :P
wrarwimadragon 1 year ago
fuck this is so funny.
my nondiscriminating frieeeennnddd!!!!
LOOOOLL
reneesk8 1 year ago
at 1:47 what did he do.?
jgalade123 1 year ago
@jgalade123 Tried a really deep voice and couldn't hold it.
Seemyhammer 1 year ago
@jgalade123 if you listen carefully you can hear him spit water all over the show lol
GLEGGERS95 1 year ago
Haa, I'm totally the big fat friend. Besides having the best body out of my group of friends. I'm always eating chicken wings and making sarcastic comments. Douchebags deserve it.
Nyrmahl 1 year ago
Stephen Lynch... you are an evil man. Which makes me pretty awful too as I find you hilarious as well.
legostowne 1 year ago
I maintain that I'm the big fat friend (I'm not exactly huge but most of my female friends have always been way prettier & thinner than me) & I think this song is hilarious! ^_^
muertaXangela 1 year ago
amazing song!!!!!
jrangel271 1 year ago
Got to see him live, totally amazing :D was crying with laughter the whole time :)
NickyLess 1 year ago
Why have I not heard of this guy until this was posted on my facebook wall!!! This is SO FUNNY!!!
MissHFD42 1 year ago
@MissHFD42 So anyway forgot to add this... who is this guy?
MissHFD42 1 year ago
@MissHFD42 Stephen Lynch. It says in the name of the video.
MDMH92 1 year ago
@MDMH92 Can't blame her. Mark Tiek is on the seem too :P (Not sure how you spell his name though)
mortartin 1 year ago
who's the opening act now biatch xD
AgonizedDalton 1 year ago 4
1:46
wibber97 1 year ago
HEY! come ere fatty! fold that n i'll fuck it!
nzephier 1 year ago
MAN THE HARPOONS!
dropouts 1 year ago 5
Finally, an ode to the wingman. It's been a long time coming. Thank you Stephen Lynch, for recognizing his importance in bar room pickups.
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95% Percent of teens would have a breakdown if miley cyrus was standing on the edge of a tower ready to jump, copy and paste if your a part of the 5% yelling "Jump Bitch!
I want her dead!!!
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Alright Stop stop... Come here! Come Here you big fat fucker! Come Here! Come Here! Hold on i'm going to FUCK the fat out this Bitch! Come on! Come here!.Come here fatty! Come here, fold this is half and i'll fuck that come on! XD
DarkTamer666 1 year ago
lmao too funny!!!
hannahbeth18 1 year ago
4 people are those fat freinds
bhester927 1 year ago 2
Supporting a grenade free America.
kylec1193 1 year ago
@kylec1193 but grenades are a great substitute for harpoons!
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the 3 people that disliked this video were the big fat friends i bet
DevilSlayer58 1 year ago 100
@DevilSlayer58 Now its 13
TheHiddenMasque 7 months ago
ha so three people have disliked this song.. i cant help but wonder if they are the 'big fat friend' stephen is talking about XD
nomorechristianicegi 1 year ago 7
1:45 but i cannot compete with ya big fat frie-HAHAHAHA
joshua3182 1 year ago
the bald guy was on a car commercial :P
340shorty 1 year ago
3:35 hilarious stare
joshua3182 1 year ago
I love the way he dont care if he goes away from the song and i dont know but its funny
bul188 1 year ago
thumbs up if this has happened to you or sum1 u kno lol
akboi45 1 year ago
Lol "I've seen him do it, it's beautiful"
Ltkress 1 year ago
Haha stephen lynch is the shit!
straangedavid 1 year ago
Alright Stop stop... Come here! Come Here you big fat fucker! Come Here! Come Here! Hold on i'm going to FUCK the fat out this Bitch! Come on! Come here!.Come here fatty! Come here, fold this is half and i'll fuck that come on! LOL
ChrisGTH72 1 year ago 5
COME HERE FATTY!
edaboladik 1 year ago
Oh my god-- what makes this so funny to me is that IT'S SO TRUE!!! I love Stephen Lynch! XD
OrigamiPaperAngel 1 year ago
its funny cuz its true ha ha ha
billdojeepin 1 year ago
She gotta smile and D&D best songs EVER!
DarkWarrior103 1 year ago
I LOVE THIS when he tries to make the deep voice himself...but i cannot compete *deep-ish voice* Witcha big fat frien- that is like my fav. part
ChiefofFlabbit 1 year ago
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97% of teenegers would cry if Justin Bieber was going to jump from building, if you are one of the 3% that would take popcorn and shout "BACKFLIP!" then rate thumbs up ! LMAO
jordansky1231 1 year ago 29
@jordansky1231 i think only about 2% would be cry cuz justin sucks
DarkWarrior103 1 year ago
The only 2 people who dont like this, are definately the fat friends.
alexarox87 1 year ago 5
its crazy how true this song actually is
jisberg13 1 year ago 2
@bThere4mi stephen ut on a voice and made mark spit out his beer laughing
coreyschannel1995 1 year ago 2
2 chubby girls have seen this video
GomezVendable 1 year ago 4
OH GOD THERE'S ALWAYS ONE, TO SPOIL MY FUCKING FUN!! XD
Absoultely brilliant! :D
BMBsWhyNot 1 year ago
@xXJT326Xx some people don't admit that they have a big fat friends bcuz they dont want to offend them. I'm not sayin that's i whet i do but most do it.
kalona360 1 year ago
i love this guy's songs
nightfighter6989 1 year ago
ROFLMAO Sounds like half my bar trips in my youth, but I just ran like a pussy :)
ecmorgan69 1 year ago
3:18 XD
danecook321 1 year ago
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THEY LAUGH? LOL!?! HOW FUNNY!! HAHAH
OxBUTTERflyy 1 year ago
"Who's the opening's act now biaaaaatch" xDDDD
zillik4u 1 year ago 6
I love when he goes baritone and says, "Big fat friend." LOL
cooldoode13 1 year ago
...2 its the amount of testicles that ben stiller doesnt have but it is the number of people that "thumbs down" this vid
TryHardExiled 1 year ago
@TryHardExiled must be the chubbly friends lol
secseebaybee 1 year ago
at 3:29 THATS WHAT SHE SAID
Sion428 1 year ago
Big fat friend, OH GOD THERE"S ALWAYS ONE!
Jodyholt902 1 year ago
@Jodyholt902
TO SPOIL MY FUCKING FUN !
CiwiTheGreat 1 year ago
So what that you're a cow, I'll fuck you anyhow .
Awesome song.
dogphayse101 1 year ago
Let's all mark 555spyder for spamming for this comment he has left.
coryconklin14 1 year ago
hahaha suckn on that chicken bone!!
jetkunedo2 1 year ago
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555spyder 1 year ago
@555spyder ew why?
sk8andmoto43 1 year ago
just watchin his friend dance is funny. and expecianlly when he talks to the "girl"
xXxbagboyxXx 1 year ago
deep voiced 'And you big fat friend' cracks me up every time :L its like ur there with them .. .immense big respect :)
bennourse1 1 year ago
ill be your non- discriminating friend ;D
XJOLX 1 year ago
wow that bald guy totally went to far, like shit im not fat er nuthin but lynch is just tryin to have fun, and youve bot baldy over here swearing like crazy
XXjoshXXwallaceXX 1 year ago
@XXjoshXXwallaceXX it was part of the act, numb nuts.
MasterTatto 1 year ago 2
@MasterTatto i know if was but like they over did it.
XXjoshXXwallaceXX 1 year ago
"Oh god theres always one!" rofl sadly its true >.>
iburnudown 1 year ago 2
aww shouldve made it a trany song and said big fat cock..... run! at the very end haha
j4m3sr0y4l 1 year ago
Been there! Put up with it!!
I am so damn certain that EVERY guy has had to put up with a girls "big fat friend"
HAhahahahahha
Gonna sing this at open Mic Tonight XD
BasicFactsForever 1 year ago
Big fat friend ahh we meet again..ROFL
LOADING1357 1 year ago 3
For they lyrics, its "I know he smells like whisky", Not "I know that he's no looker"
L0ngboarding 2 years ago 2
@L0ngboarding
on his CD its the other way around
TheSmartjog 2 years ago
There's a special level of hell reserved for Stephen Lynch and all of us who laugh with him.
senken12 2 years ago 30
oh please
bluffme22 2 years ago
and i cant wait to get there :)
deanwinchesterlover1 2 years ago
i gladly await lol
scoo374 2 years ago
haha this is great this is like as random as me and my freinds!
ParkiePoo1 2 years ago
hahaha.. LYNCH YOU HORRIBLE PERSON XD
ntnimara 2 years ago 250
we are not less horrible when we laugh... or watch it
mirabelbel 2 years ago 22
@ntnimara BUT I LOVE IT!!!
Promanmattster 1 year ago
2 werds
this
is
funny
shit
asmer8 2 years ago 22
thats four words lol
Sindri44 2 years ago 8
@asmer8 That's four words.
ddduuuddde 2 years ago
@asmer8 that's four words.
kanonochi 2 years ago
@asmer8 i win
asmer8 1 year ago
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he looks like brendon urie from panic at the disco
MCRmy508 2 years ago
stephen lynch is my hero. he knows how to play guitar, he can sing, and he is funny in a dirty, smart way.
and he is a tony award winner
stacy14821 2 years ago 56
HOLY CRAP, I'm gonna f*ck the fat off of this...that was hilariously wrong.
GetURBassOn 2 years ago 16
PLAIN AND SIMPLE.... I LOVE THIS SONG!
joebombus 2 years ago 23
you should make some beaner songs
thumper0and0charlie 2 years ago 4
i loove it when he says
" so big fat friend ahh we meet again"
haha lool amazing guy
flipflap95 2 years ago 143
best part haha
waltbabyluv203 2 years ago
at 1:26 his face is hella funny
babyfacesims 3 years ago 6
He really can sing very well.
lolorobs8217 3 years ago 4
at 3:31 hes like okay go ahead and fuck her im fine with that
xena991 3 years ago
lynch gives him the finger and rubs it in his face.. teich plays it off..
certifiedj1s 3 years ago
what happends 2 tyke when he hurts his eye or sumat?
x
oldgregrocksmysox 3 years ago
I was wondering that myself. I wonder if it had something to do when he first walked out. When he says, "Give a round of applause for my opening act", Lynch reaches over and does something. Teich swats his hand away and goes, "What was that ? Bugs in here or somethin".
nate556 3 years ago
no, teich spits out his beer all over the place cus stephen made him laugh
bhevskyjumper 3 years ago 4
he so wrong... but tat sort of is true
ive seen it in action *shudder*
candygirl1356 3 years ago
Lol it's so true! Every guy has experienced the "Big fat friend".. *shudders* awesome song 5/5
LogickUSA 3 years ago 13
Haha I can't help but laugh whenever He says OH GOD theres always one and when The other one says with everyshot of Jager you lose a couple pounds :P. Especially when he says I can't compete with the Big Fat Friend in a really deep voice haha! The song and video is completely hilarious!
Matthew5117 3 years ago 16
Dont you just love Teich's wee walk to the microphone before the line "So what that you're a cow?"?
(:
randommusicgal 3 years ago 15
lolololol
blarglesacks 3 years ago
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those r the lyrics to the one version of this song, but y would u put them on here when you should be able to clearly hear what the words are
Ethanin 3 years ago
yr lyrics r so wrong its funny
hvlet 3 years ago
theres only like 2 words an a line that are wrong...
DeadLethal666 3 years ago
fair do`s
hvlet 3 years ago
lol 3:25- 3:55
nachoandy 3 years ago 4
I couldn't breathe, I was laughing too hard at that part
jisberg13 3 years ago 7
you got the lirics wrang its fuck not nail
nachoandy 3 years ago
seriously there is always one.
lan795 3 years ago
Who's the opening act now BIATCH??
XxMrsMeganLetoxX 3 years ago
this is so true
haha this hot chick came into my work ther other day with a fat friend and my friend turns to me and goes OH GOD THERES ALWAYS ONE :Dhahah oh man
komek58 4 years ago 4
your lyrics are wrong!!!
14hottie 4 years ago
Usually I hate musical comedy but this guy is REALLY funny. I've always loved this song.
Pawno2007 4 years ago 2
hahaha this is so funny. Mark Teich just goes off at the end. lol
musiclover609 4 years ago