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  • what even happened at 1:45?

  • @sojiit Beer shot up into Teich's eye

  • @HappyIsFleeting oh, thanks. I've watched this video a billion times and that's always gone over my head....

  • we all know the dislikers are heaver eww its the big fat friends she spoils my fucking fun

  • @TheGhettoBeaner OH WGAWD THERE'S ALWAYS ONE!

  • X people don't Y song reference!

  • My favorite Stephen Lynch song... Most of us have been there (and some of us have been the non-discriminating friend too...)

  • 13 dislikes 5 big fat friends must have disliked this.

  • Fat friends at a bar, the leeches of happiness.

  • Who's the opening act now, biatch?

  • 13 people dont have nondiscriminating friends

  • will someone please explain to me why they are all laughin at 1:48 iv watched this so many times and still cannot figure it out.

  • @Chinchyplatypus Stephen made Mike laugh up beer through his nose

  • I want to see this guy on tour but hes in germany and shit :( no usa

  • "Come here, hold on, Im going to fuck the fat off this bitch" lol it really works.  three times a day will knock the pounds off fast like.

  • leave ur chubby friend at home shes gonna block that cooooooock!!!

  • 12 ppl dont like the fact that Mark Teich is in disney channel now

  • @CJAFTER5

    Stop. Stop doing that. Stop. Stop!

    STOP!

  • @CJAFTER5

    STOP WAT?!

  • i disliked this video just so the people in the top comments would look like dumb asses

  • @Paulo8666 dick

  • @Paulo8666 oops. i was being a dick when i said that. didnt mean it man. i actually think its kinda funny if ya did that

  • love this song, but the lyrics should be corrected.

  • its true. pretty much every girl you go for has a friend in the way, who is usually very large.

  • now 11 fucking fat asses don't approve

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  • one of my favorite songs of him! lmao!!!

  • THere are 10 big fat friends who have watched this now

  • It's so funny cuz its so true hahahahahaha

  • mmmmmmm dang she fat

  • top 2 liked comments are the same :/

  • 9 People have a big fat friend who is blocking the like button

  • I've been a nondiscriminating friend, but it was for my gay cousin. Love you Calesta.

  • fuckin volume on all these supposedly funny videos is too fuckin low... shit sucks

  • what happened to tyke around 2:00 ?

  • @RoGQuizzno im guessing he was drinking his beer and stephen made him laugh making it come out his nose

  • he is so funny meet you in hell Stephen

  • 8 ppl are fat friends

  • im the 700th like 2 dis video =]

  • i shit and pissed myself during the course of this song lol

  • This video has six hundred sixty-six likes. Please, no one else like this video. Preserve this piece of accidental art, please.

  • i would like to shout out to the 7 people who dislike this yourr are def ugly fat bitches and this offended you cause tyke toook one for the team and you were there

  • haha. i would have gotten up and walked up there when he was like hey fatty come here.

  • The moral of the story is: When you hear your friend frequently porks fat chicks, do not mock him. You will need him for later.

    Non-discriminating friends ftw.

  • @SakuraElyse Hell yeah.

  • ummm.... why is shakira the first suggestion in the suggestion list?

  • I love his expressions!! *roll your eyes make sarcastic comments*

  • @OpenMicNate Nope- 13

  • 6 fat friends saw this

  • 3:22 that was scary

  • Gotta love how hard hes trying not to make eye contact with anybody in the audience while he's doing that yelling bit... :P

  • fuck this is so funny.

    my nondiscriminating frieeeennnddd!!!!

    LOOOOLL

  • at 1:47 what did he do.?

  • @jgalade123 Tried a really deep voice and couldn't hold it.

  • @jgalade123 if you listen carefully you can hear him spit water all over the show lol

  • Haa, I'm totally the big fat friend. Besides having the best body out of my group of friends. I'm always eating chicken wings and making sarcastic comments. Douchebags deserve it.

  • Stephen Lynch... you are an evil man. Which makes me pretty awful too as I find you hilarious as well.

  • I maintain that I'm the big fat friend (I'm not exactly huge but most of my female friends have always been way prettier & thinner than me) & I think this song is hilarious! ^_^

  • amazing song!!!!!

  • Got to see him live, totally amazing :D was crying with laughter the whole time :)

  • Why have I not heard of this guy until this was posted on my facebook wall!!! This is SO FUNNY!!!

  • @MissHFD42 So anyway forgot to add this... who is this guy?

  • @MissHFD42 Stephen Lynch. It says in the name of the video.

  • @MDMH92 Can't blame her. Mark Tiek is on the seem too :P (Not sure how you spell his name though)

  • who's the opening act now biatch xD

  • 1:46 

  • HEY! come ere fatty! fold that n i'll fuck it!

  • MAN THE HARPOONS!

  • Finally, an ode to the wingman. It's been a long time coming. Thank you Stephen Lynch, for recognizing his importance in bar room pickups.

  • lmao too funny!!!

  • 4 people are those fat freinds

  • Supporting a grenade free America.

  • @kylec1193 but grenades are a great substitute for harpoons!

  • @DevilSlayer58 Now its 13

  • ha so three people have disliked this song.. i cant help but wonder if they are the 'big fat friend' stephen is talking about XD

  • 1:45 but i cannot compete with ya big fat frie-HAHAHAHA

  • the bald guy was on a car commercial :P

  • 3:35 hilarious stare

    

  • I love the way he dont care if he goes away from the song and i dont know but its funny

  • thumbs up if this has happened to you or sum1 u kno lol

  • Lol "I've seen him do it, it's beautiful"

  • Haha stephen lynch is the shit!

  • Alright Stop stop... Come here! Come Here you big fat fucker! Come Here! Come Here! Hold on i'm going to FUCK the fat out this Bitch! Come on! Come here!.Come here fatty! Come here, fold this is half and i'll fuck that come on! LOL

  • COME HERE FATTY!

  • Oh my god-- what makes this so funny to me is that IT'S SO TRUE!!! I love Stephen Lynch! XD

  • its funny cuz its true ha ha ha

  • She gotta smile and D&D best songs EVER!

  • I LOVE THIS when he tries to make the deep voice himself...but i cannot compete *deep-ish voice* Witcha big fat frien- that is like my fav. part

  • @jordansky1231 i think only about 2% would be cry cuz justin sucks

  • The only 2 people who dont like this, are definately the fat friends.

  • its crazy how true this song actually is

  • @bThere4mi stephen ut on a voice and made mark spit out his beer laughing

  • 2 chubby girls have seen this video

  • OH GOD THERE'S ALWAYS ONE, TO SPOIL MY FUCKING FUN!! XD

    Absoultely brilliant! :D

  • @xXJT326Xx some people don't admit that they have a big fat friends bcuz they dont want to offend them. I'm not sayin that's i whet i do but most do it.

  • i love this guy's songs

  • ROFLMAO Sounds like half my bar trips in my youth, but I just ran like a pussy :)

  • 3:18 XD

  • WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THEY LAUGH? LOL!?! HOW FUNNY!! HAHAH

  • "Who's the opening's act now biaaaaatch" xDDDD

  • I love when he goes baritone and says, "Big fat friend." LOL

  • ...2 its the amount of testicles that ben stiller doesnt have but it is the number of people that "thumbs down" this vid

  • @TryHardExiled must be the chubbly friends lol

  • at 3:29 THATS WHAT SHE SAID

  • Big fat friend, OH GOD THERE"S ALWAYS ONE!

  • @Jodyholt902

    TO SPOIL MY FUCKING FUN !

  • So what that you're a cow, I'll fuck you anyhow .

    Awesome song.

  • Let's all mark 555spyder for spamming for this comment he has left.

  • hahaha suckn on that chicken bone!!

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  • @555spyder ew why?

  • just watchin his friend dance is funny. and expecianlly when he talks to the "girl"

  • deep voiced 'And you big fat friend' cracks me up every time :L its like ur there with them .. .immense big respect :)

  • ill be your non- discriminating friend ;D

  • wow that bald guy totally went to far, like shit im not fat er nuthin but lynch is just tryin to have fun, and youve bot baldy over here swearing like crazy

  • @XXjoshXXwallaceXX it was part of the act, numb nuts.

  • @MasterTatto i know if was but like they over did it.

  • "Oh god theres always one!" rofl sadly its true >.>

  • aww shouldve made it a trany song and said big fat cock..... run! at the very end haha

  • Been there! Put up with it!!

    I am so damn certain that EVERY guy has had to put up with a girls "big fat friend"

    HAhahahahahha

    Gonna sing this at open Mic Tonight XD

  • Big fat friend ahh we meet again..ROFL

  • For they lyrics, its "I know he smells like whisky", Not "I know that he's no looker"

  • @L0ngboarding

    on his CD its the other way around

  • There's a special level of hell reserved for Stephen Lynch and all of us who laugh with him.

  • oh please

  • and i cant wait to get there :)

  • i gladly await lol

  • haha this is great this is like as random as me and my freinds!

  • hahaha.. LYNCH YOU HORRIBLE PERSON XD

  • we are not less horrible when we laugh... or watch it

  • @ntnimara BUT I LOVE IT!!!

  • 2 werds

    this

    is

    funny

    shit

  • thats four words lol

  • @asmer8 That's four words.

  • @asmer8 that's four words.

  • @asmer8 i win

  • stephen lynch is my hero. he knows how to play guitar, he can sing, and he is funny in a dirty, smart way.

    and he is a tony award winner

  • HOLY CRAP, I'm gonna f*ck the fat off of this...that was hilariously wrong.

  • PLAIN AND SIMPLE.... I LOVE THIS SONG!

  • you should make some beaner songs

  • i loove it when he says

    " so big fat friend ahh we meet again"

    haha lool amazing guy

  • best part haha

  • at 1:26 his face is hella funny

  • He really can sing very well.

  • at 3:31 hes like okay go ahead and fuck her im fine with that

  • lynch gives him the finger and rubs it in his face.. teich plays it off..

  • what happends 2 tyke when he hurts his eye or sumat?

    x

  • I was wondering that myself. I wonder if it had something to do when he first walked out. When he says, "Give a round of applause for my opening act", Lynch reaches over and does something. Teich swats his hand away and goes, "What was that ? Bugs in here or somethin".

  • no, teich spits out his beer all over the place cus stephen made him laugh

  • he so wrong... but tat sort of is true

    ive seen it in action *shudder*

  • Lol it's so true! Every guy has experienced the "Big fat friend".. *shudders* awesome song 5/5

  • Haha I can't help but laugh whenever He says OH GOD theres always one and when The other one says with everyshot of Jager you lose a couple pounds :P. Especially when he says I can't compete with the Big Fat Friend in a really deep voice haha! The song and video is completely hilarious!

  • Dont you just love Teich's wee walk to the microphone before the line "So what that you're a cow?"?

    (:

  • lolololol

  • yr lyrics r so wrong its funny

  • theres only like 2 words an a line that are wrong...

  • fair do`s

  • lol 3:25- 3:55

  • I couldn't breathe, I was laughing too hard at that part

  • you got the lirics wrang its fuck not nail

  • seriously there is always one.

  • Who's the opening act now BIATCH??

  • this is so true

    haha this hot chick came into my work ther other day with a fat friend and my friend turns to me and goes OH GOD THERES ALWAYS ONE :Dhahah oh man

  • your lyrics are wrong!!!

  • Usually I hate musical comedy but this guy is REALLY funny. I've always loved this song.

  • hahaha this is so funny. Mark Teich just goes off at the end. lol