Canadian Words!!!

[BaylioBay13]

lol thumbs up if your Canadian! :)

[xAcidxXxRainx]

we have tim horton's too, so we win :D

[KittySaysSmile]

I know exactly what you're saying.. Northern Minnesota is almost exactly like that, only FORSOME GD REASON I CANNOT FIND ANY POCKY AND IT IS DRIVING ME BANANA SAMMICHES

[ifriendsperson]

There is a song by BOTDF (you did your make up like the lead singer Dahvie vanity) and its called you done goofed and it's about this girl who said dahvie did things to her when he didn't so.... .. .... Uh

[ShadowNeedsAHug]

In Edmonton we just have milk cartons D: I'm gonna be tasting cow vagina for the rest of my life (or at least until I move to Ottawa... they have milk bags... c:)

[TurtleAteMySock]

@ShadowNeedsAHug Hello fellow Edmontonian! If you live on the WEst side you might have seen me running around, I usually have weird hats like a Link hat or Pikachu hat or a girl wearing a bumblebee head (Im serious). I was born in BC and this milk thing is something we should fight for! WE SHOULD JOIN FORCES!!! AND MAKE... MILK!!! xD

[ShadowNeedsAHug]

@TurtleAteMySock lol Us Edmontonians deserve bags of milk! XD

[TurtleAteMySock]

@ShadowNeedsAHug YES!!! WE WANT MILK!!! xD

[oceanchords]

omg. you are my hero. I'm a Canadian living in the UK and I feel the sudden urge to run around showing people that I'm not the only one who says stuff like "goof" and "oot"

[DekuMushScrub]

i live in Guernsey, we have cheeese and gravy chips! :3

[nejitentenforever]

now...... i must walk to dairy queen in ze snow for a poutine :(

[Justiine187]

We have the same milk container thing :')

[beth12431]

:3 I love poutine....

Hurrah for our awesome foods

[EpicSoulChick]

I grew up knowing goof and goofball was another word for just being silly Ex:Hahaha your such a goofball!.... and ..i say napkin....well i say both xD bahaha.. Canada FTW

[SuperAngusk]

I wish I was Canadian :P

[FlameFeathers]

The hell is a douche-canoe?

[candycorn567789]

Kraft dinner is just macaroni and cheese... on steroids.

[CourtneyOhnstad]

I want McDonald's french fries with KFC gravy and cheese! XD

[BlondeAmbition201]

I was recently in Vegas and I walked into Dairy queen thinking "oh man, I'm going to get a poutine it'll be great" and then i remembered. NO POUTINE D:

[existenceissufferin1]

we have those frise there called disco fries

[KDelight99]

to test the "Goof" thing.. I went up to my friend's aunt... who's from canada.. told her she was a goof.. She gave me a funny look, then she had my friend give me a stern talking to!! :)

[ChloeNoodles]

I live in America but I'm proud of my Canadian heritage :)

[ilovefreddykrueger13]

I tried poutine recently it's very good.

[Lusiot]

The KD is Macoroni and Cheese on steroids, so obviously its testosterone is raging, which is why it attacked you. Silly.

[xForgottenNobodyx]

what kind or gravy would you have for poteen (sp?)

[GlowStique33]

I live in America and I've made my own poutine! I bet the real stuff is better though!

[AdvancedFilms]

@GlowStique33 lol you cant have a "real poutine " , just add fries, cheese , then gravy and enjoy :D from canada :D

[Veisha2007]

Is being part of the Canadian Forces count?

[pepsicolababes546]

"That sounds like a butthole. No I will not be eating a butthole today." LOL

[Browly101]

the 389 dislikes are duchcanoes

[iesha0000]

Omg canadian accents r like irish accents mixed with random sounds xD

Except we dont say most of those words but we do have gravy alot and we call potatoes spuds but wer pretty close

[XvImaUnicornvX]

I say Get 'er done, but I guess thats just because I'm from Kentucky :P

[AlyInk]

I don't think you talk funny.

....Then again I'm from Toronto.

[sarahedwards2]

389 people hate poutine!

[MegMcGTV]

I didn't really notice what was going on in this video I was just dancing to the background music :L

[XXFramingXHanleyX34]

we do have fries with cheese and gravy but maybe that because i live really close to Canada it literaly in my back yard

[Slithermotion]

Canadians have milk bags ?

WTF is wrong with this world xDD

[lmfaooallie]

the fries with gravy&cheese are called disco fries in new jersey lol

[musiclovengirl]

@lmfaooallie no disco fries is not right it is Poutine wait you can not say that because it is Canadian!! :p

[PuReHoTeNeRgY]

Lol I'm going to call my napkin a surveyett (or however you spell it, I'm not Canadian)

[TheMichelleraposo]

@PuReHoTeNeRgY haha thats a towel in french...

a napkin in french is the same.... napkin.

[abbra112]

Larry the Cable Guy's accent is fake.

Lulz.

[dumbwhorebag]

you should make a milk bag shirt :)

[Domainz77]

I'm wearing a Toque =3

[Buzzybros]

Poutine is not canadian mon tabarnak LA POUTINE C'EST QUÉBÉCOIS.

[personaacaso69]

@Buzzybros Quebec is part of canada dumbass

[nughaga]

@Buzzybros .....come on man. that sign in the entrance of montreal that "capital national" is a lie. you are part of canada weather you like it or not. the majority of you guys voted to stay part of canada.

[TheMichelleraposo]

@Buzzybros so basically, your a dumbass. Quebec is in Canada, therefore IT IS CANADIAN. I live in Quebec and i can't stand ignorant bastards like you.

LA POUTIN C'EST CANADIAN...

[MeliCouille]

I have the same Quik thing to put my plastic bag of milk. yeah, i'm from Quebec <3

[BuckRox123]

:D yay i luv ma took!!! its sad cuz its inly snowed 5 times all winter so far and im from BC!!! this is very much against canadianness :(

[aNonRealisticGuy]

"Fries with shizz?" Hehehehe

[nicksullivan100]

im from new jersey we have poutine but we call them disco fries

[BeKozlov90]

1:22 it's serviette french word (in belgium it's the same for wiping his mouth) (in france it's not the same because french are faggot :p (joke))

[fiona29054]

canadians dont all drink milk in bags in my reigon they dont

[davidnrobbin]

Dude, england has that =] from every chipshop =]

[ryandonian]

God i love Canadians.

[letmeatem3]

"Did you get the joke there? Cause I certainly didn't."

LOLOLOL XD

[supanerdychick]

I am in love with you dude!!!!!

[vero272]

Omigod I just discovered why I suddenly dislike milk!!! Its always carton milk in my fridge!!!??? Thats why... I thought my taste suddenly change, right now i'm craving for milk in bag omg...

[HoboCrazy13]

I want poutine now... Dammit Matt, now I have to cross the damned border thats fucking five minutes away from my house to get one damned thing of poutine. Dammit matt.

[cece7eley]

I wish I was Canadian.. :(

[CrispyCrimson]

you are the most random person ever :)

[sheametsfan6]

I am offensive, and I found this video very Canadian.

[cottoncandy125]

i have a friend that has an accent, but she is from here.

[1337karm]

Wait, I'm French Canadian and I just learned that the R.O.C have poutine too... Maybe you guys are O.K after all :P

[masterblend100]

Never heard the Goof one is that some recent baloney the kids have come up with??

[SongsCheerMeUp]

@masterblend100 Goof? Lol i didn't even know it was just Canadian xD

[eminemandshanedawson]

DAMN!!! Now I want fries with cheese and Gravyy!!!!!!

[slashhoneybabe]

I want a Canadian mega treat now >__>

[Liev4life38]

My bf is Canadian...I always josh him for it...haha this vid made my night! Love your American accent btw =)

[Blueskybelly]

im canadian. this made my day

[FudgeeOh]

I have a craving for KD now. Best thing ever.

[m2daayla]

The words you say form :49 -1:02, I can't hear a accent from them and same as in your other video about accents, the only words that you say differently to me is... about, sorry & tomorrow. But I'm from Michigan so I don't know if we just pick up on your guys canadian accent's or what. Oh and poutines are amazing.

[chesshercat24]

After i saw this i wanted to move to Canada....

[Makeshift36]

O.O i love Canada!

[Voivoidit]

Poutine for the win, my friend! Tabarnak, if I may, tabarnak!

[ashthefatninja]

we have something called easy mac :3

[ashthefatninja]

except it means you're goofy o.O

[ashthefatninja]

Australians also say goof xD

[ashthefatninja]

australia says surviette n.n (I can't spell o.O)

[perdrixperdue]

wait, I'm canadian and I had no idea that goof meant pedophile.....

[srhdel14]

poutine is soooooo good.

[sweetsugar1501]

i love the way he says "tasty treats"

[IKTHYIA]

say the word that. its so sexy <3

[zebrastripe11]

Americans have something like poutine... Potatos Au Gratin XD

[florp120]

do americans not have KD? my mind is blown o.O

[Blueskybelly]

I DIDN'T KNOW AMERICANS DON'T SAY GOOF?!?!

[supanerdychick]

raciest much lol what do u think us Americans r all hillbilly rednecks u big goof lol as always i love u autumn

[kirsty9466]

Step oot to the dark side eh, we've got poutine.

[meg5730]

@chickennugget321 it's another word for an annoying guy or a douche

[KaitlynScreams219]

Fries with gravy and cheese is really good, surprisingly.

[22Di44]

@KaitlynScreams219 IT'S NOT SURPRISING!

[KaitlynScreams219]

@22Di44 Yes it is.

[22Di44]

@KaitlynScreams219 French fries=delicious. Gravy=delicious. Cheese=delicious. Combined=delicious. Coincidence? I think not!

[D0MiN0ChAn]

I'm an English student from Germany and I have to say, that even though you say you got no accent, you still seem to have one when you say something like: "about" "out" "house" etc.

that's sooo cute to hear :D!

[cookiemonster9052]

@D0MiN0ChAn Trust me, Canadians have an accent. I hear it in many more words than just about, out, and house. (I spend a lot of time around Canadians)

[SerenityMusic1]

I'm from Alberta, Canada, and we don't have milk in a bag here... I think it's more of an Eastern Canada thing.

[niples1231]

You know every place has it's own things.See im from Michigan and we sound canadian and nasal. But we love our hockey and love our cold.

[mushroomcookie121]

Also Nanimo bars!!! LOL they aparently don't have them in US. I think they are made because of like nanimo BC :D

[xXxAlyssaGemmaxXx]

I'm Candaian, and I drink milk out of a carton :D

[comercialhater]

Canada is better and im an American

[sheegan8]

@comercialhater you lie. All Americans believe that America is infinitely greater than every other country in the world. Fact.

[comercialhater]

@sheegan8 oh really? i assume you are in fact not from america so you dont even know, i say that america is not that great we are in 7 trillion dollars in debt and one of the most fat societies in the world hahaha we are the greatest in every thing.... ummmm not really we are also the most uneducated. Fact.

[sheegan8]

@comercialhater my comment was sarcasm directing at the popular international conception that Americans are arrogant douchebags who assume they're better than everyone else just because they're American. Secondly, regardless of their current struggles, America is still the largest economy in the world, a world leader in everything (technology, research, human development, etc.), and the world's only true superpower. Canada is better for average people IMO, but as a Canadian I should think that.

[comercialhater]

@sheegan8 well i see what you mean my sincere apologies, but sadly the Asian are the technological experts

[Laureenaluvscupcakes]

canadian and proud :)

[ChilenoAlemanCanada]

Dude, I love the carton aftertaste.

[chickennugget321]

wtf is a hoser i heard you say that once or twice wtf is it?

[quackadoodlydoo]

I am Canadian, and I do not like poutine. It looks, smells, and tastes like vomit.

I blame the gravy for this. Soggy fries... yuck.

[captinoutrageous1]

Canadian accents are like american ones but more intelligent sounding. (I'm american)

[StfuWanka]

I'm American and I make that a lot. It's nummy :D

[XXforeverXinsaneXX]

Apparently, in the USA, they do not have the chocolatey deliciousness that are smarties. They just call sweet tarts smarties.

[WaverlyMayleneMar]

we don't have bags of milk where I live in Canada..

[musiclover5161]

Rock on Canadians cause we are fucking amazing

[nelliesixx]

I'm american and I just made some poutine. It's freaking delicious.

[superl4dpro]

THUMBS UP IF YOUR CANADIAN AAAHHHHHH

[deathtrap1231]

@superl4dpro its EEEEEEHHHHHHH fool -.-

[BuckRox123]

@superl4dpro ugh! i was so going to thumb up this but my computer wount let meeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!! CANADA FTW!!!!!!!!!!! oh ya we rock!!!!!!!!!

[kfillier7779]

if you live in Canada an have never seen a milk bag your crazy or u live on the west side cuz its mostly on the east for some reason....im Canadain an ive bin drinking milk out of bags my whole life :-P you americans r weird XD

[masterblend100]

@kfillier7779 we never had milk in a bag in Manitoba

[Canadacool12]

I thought that americans drank milk out of plastic bags too...

[CasyCatastrophe]

I am American and I think that Canadians are AWESOME!!!

[GarethGras]

In Australia we have milk in bottles...

[nicolebuddie]

Cheese fries are delicious but gravy on fries is weird FTW

[emmettlover0831]

I love Poutine's I Make Them At Home.... Im American

[GreekGeek3434]

come join the dark side of the Canadians....... we have health benifits....

[Brenpaulson]

In American there are milk bags. Unless that's just where I live..?

[DramCommentorPivot]

Poutine?

[GreekGeek3434]

@ColourToYourWorld so you dont have to deal wiht the god awfu after taste of a cows vagina, aka the cartians, oh and because for the most part we are AWESOME

[awesomeness00121]

IM CANADIAN, fuck yeah xD

[xXxRawrVictoriaxXx]

he sounds like my teacher o_o

1:42 - 1:46 lol

[katlyn720]

I have never seen a bag of milk and I've lived in Canada (Alberta) my entire life!

[ralphyization]

It's strange, but I live in a border city, and it's TRUE, Americans don't know about poutine, once they find out, however, SOLD!! I can tell an American from 10 metres away, usually.. They don't know about (aboot) the beer store and liquor store system in Canada. White belts, ski boots , skis strapped on the roof of the car in Sept. etc.... ha ha... I've ACTUALLY seen that!

[aliandoj]

CANADA!!

[pilchanator]

i live in bc we have 4 litre jug

[GreekGeek3434]

i'm Canadian and i've never had poutine... i'm a vegitarian...

[loveylady0]

im gunna call my friend these just to piss them off

[DramCommentorPivot]

A potin?

[blackveilhorizion]

matt i feel your pain except its my state becuse rhode islanders have a bad accent and some words only used here for example bubler is a water fountian or as my accent nmakes me say it bubla

[dogbloggergonewild]

Pause at 0:23 .. He looks like he lost something in his hand ...

[EverybodyStalfos]

I want your poutine inside me

[EverybodyStalfos]

I live about three hours south of Canada and I have always wanted to go there but never had the opportunity :(

[jocool2222]

Bande de pédophile

[jocool2222]

Im a canadien douche canoe and i live in Quebec and i speak french

[OldTimeyBicycle]

We have bagged milk here in iowa, which is pretty close to canda.... i know people in the south don't have baggy milk.

[SugarWereGoinDown634]

@OldTimeyBicycle Apparently it's not a matter of how close you live because I live literally 45 minutes away from Canada and I had never even heard of bagged milk until I watched Matt's videos.

[laurenandmaeve1026]

um i've never heard the word givener in my entire life and Ive lived in Ottawa and toronto

[moonah777]

Terrence and Phillip are canaian

Kroft Dinner

[savannahzim1andonly]

i eat chesse fries

[LoveRiotGirl18]

Do you know why canadians say eh? Canada= C, eh, N, eh, D, eh!!!! Do you get it? :p

[MMCL96]

In Ireland we have Curry Cheese Chips(fries).

[meiunkumo]

I just learned something for once. Goofy is a pedofile

[CaptainPsychopath]

...Fries with cheese and....gravy? Huh. Next time I go out, I AM ORDIERINNNNNG THAT~! 

[xxxbeautifulpeoplexx]

thumbs up if your american , and LOVE canada . (:

[peaceflowersandlove]

@xxxbeautifulpeoplexx lol thats so nice americans usally hate us

[xxxbeautifulpeoplexx]

@xxxbeautifulpeoplexx Hahahaha , not me , i absoulutly love canada , its my dream to go there one day . (:

[thespongeomatic]

@xxxbeautifulpeoplexx ME

[briskboy28]

so the inside of plastic taste better?

[GiGLES33344]

@briskboy28 umm.. yes.

[briskboy28]

@GiGLES33344 Oh...I understand how it is

[supapowas777]

they have them in new jersey there called disco fries!!

[gravy1337]

in Britain we have cheesy chips

[bluecat689]

Poutine is the best in Quebec. XD

[BriLuvsTrees]

we (us) have fries with cheese and gravy o.0

[poochyenawolfy]

my gramma says "washroom"....and she's not canadian ._.

[123456789099451]

@poochyenawolfy cuz people stole it xP

[kirsty9466]

In England we have chips gravy and cheese too!

[ItsTaraTiara]

Ah poutine is the best, American's are missing out xD

[blackveilhorizion]

now you dun goofed seems so messed up

[CocaCrolla]

thumbs up if you're italian...

[XCutieXAngel]

I <3 POUTINE!!! <333 I'm so happy I'm Canadian :)

[RebeccasWay]

hha xD matt you made my mom cry of laughter with this video from the other room

[lilAshley20]

Lool, I'm Canadian & I FREAKING LOVE POUTINES<3 :D

[Ghostshepard]

@lilAshley20 @lilAshley20 Fuck you, Poutines are from Québec, not Canada! VIVE LE QUÉBEC LIBRE!!! nah I kid, I hate separatists, but seriously, give us the rights on that one. Albertans CANNOT make poutine. And it's poutine, plural already, no S.

[misterhalo2007]

@lilAshley20 I prounced it wrong for ever... it sounded like I was saying poontang.... all the girls looked at me weird... except this one chick she was like 5 years older and I think she was a goof o.O

[GeorgiaKitkat]

@lilAshley20 In America my friends think its gross :P

[ninactsh]

@lilAshley20

just saying we have it in Nj! and i love it! (only its called disco fries!)

[auvtomatkalashnikov]

@lilAshley20 Poutine s not canadian, its québécois. from quebec, new france culture you know