IN CASE I EVER BECOME A RETARD

[xox1121]

HAHA LMAO LOOOOL so fucking funny :D

[LitaMakotoKino]

that was offensive.

[bradleybruton13]

AHAHAHAH!!

[patrickai]

i like your camera quality...yea its really nice really gives a good image

[greengrundu5vids]

he is dead hope you feel like a dick asshole

[a217andy]

you got NO 1 in your life .

[Provenzano100]

jeff is a faggot

[FireHorse525]

Well its to late for that cuz you already are you dumb bastard!! go fuck your self like you do everynight!

[Mongoose123451]

Okay, if you want to insult someone, don't use the same swear over and over again, so you don't look fucking retarded. >.>

[lindamac]

How you doing Smerdley ? I see you are as funny as ever. Lindamac xx

[juicr500]

Practice makes perfect. :D

[marcothydarko]

dude i'm pretty sure you lost it long ago

[KerriWantsToSing]

that is not retarded=its severe disablement. retarded means a person who learns slowly and at a certain point they stop being able to. some live alone and handle fine. my oldest cousin is a happy , beautiful soul who doesnt know what hes missing in quality of life, and his tounge sticks out, drools, acts like a three year old and an rarelyspeak noticeably. yes, sir--you went and made a vid of y poor cousin, ,whom i love dearly and e loves and is kind to every 1 that he think is laughing withhim

[USAforLIFE800]

what is the point of this video? Oo

[TheMightyInternet]

he is very funny, in a weird smerdleyish type of way...

[TheMightyInternet]

fucking smerdley...

[smerdley]

Sorry about the poor video quality, but it sort of adds to the F-UPedness of the video.

[TheMightyInternet]

i concur my friend.

[Diistortion]

WTF?

[MG1690]

here look mate i have down syndrome and u put on a convincing impression as ur an ugly fucker

[smerdley]

What sort of person would get on here and call someone else an ugly fucker? That shit's for "haters". Anyways, I see you subscribe to my Scottish buddy RayTheFox, so I'll let you off easy. He's a nice person who wants everybody to get along and be happy and have a good time.

Merry Christmas, btw.

[13Elphaba13]

I'm pretty sure if you had down syndrome you wouldn't know how to type or write sentences that are complete and correct in grammer.

[smerdley]

I live in a college town, where they graduate students who are essentially functionally illiterate.

[patrickloughlin]

please for the love of god get help lol

[mynameisnikobellic]

dude dat wuz disturbign and ha ha hilarious at the same time lmfao u rock smerdley do what u do best

[smerdley]

Terri Schiavo was funny, too!

:O

[mateo096]

Can I nominate you for the funniest Youtuber alive?

[smerdley]

Yes. Don't wait until I'm dead, to honor me!

[Kinja12]

lol

very funny

[wkp333]

you were only practicing? geez yu couldve fooled me

[krislemchefan1]

meany

[DJUH4]

could we see u in a wheelchair next time plz that was amazing , brb as im about to go kick fuk out of stephen hawkin coz he is a major druglord in outta space - how do iknow? coz hes the only ever junkie to go there

[redbullhead]

I just cried laughing, and now Im going to hell

[YewandeRae]

I used to have a cast in my left eye which was never acted on and is the reason I cant see through that eye more than 30 percent your comment about 3 of you answering made me lmfao that's what kids at school used to say to me! Now I have implants and my squint was cosmetically straightened when I was 40! You've grown on me Smerdley but seriously you DO look like my Dad!

[YewandeRae]

just wondered if twas a family thing thats all

I had cataracts and was blind at 1 year old can only see through one eye now but you cant tell some things run in families mine has this thats why I asked.

true I guess it could be worse :-(

[smerdley]

Cause of PV is unknown--it results from a single stem cell which becomes mutated. Not hereditary. My mother had a cast in one eye, so she would speak to one of us at the table and three of us would answer because we couldn't tell who she was looking at. I had ambliopia but wore an eyepatch over my lazy eye in second grade. They caught it in time.

[YewandeRae]

if its that rare then why you? kinda sad that your humour might be limited by this ive never heard of it but will read some

[smerdley]

I thought I had a brain tumor, or Parkinson's. Both those disorders are worse. Why NOT me? I know people with MS who would gladly trade places with me. =)

[YewandeRae]

Seriously..... is stephen Hawking older than you?

This thing you have with you is it truly fatal?

[smerdley]

Hawkings was born in 1942. He was a boy genius. And my illness is called Polycythemia Vera. Look it up on search engines. It's very rare. I take Hydroxyurea to inhibit my red vells from replicating like wildfire, otherwise my own blood would kill me.

[YewandeRae]

hate the "retard" aspect cos thats an insult to disbaled peeople, but you look like professor Stephen Hawking have you seen him?

[smerdley]

I read about him in school when I was a little kid, and I've seen him in the news recently--he doesn't look THAT bad! I was blind in my left eye, a side effect of too much chemotherapy capsules, when I made that video last June. The doctor reduced the dosage and my vision returned.

[usedtobe803]

I actually thought at first you was doing an Andy Dick impression haha.. Dude.. you remind me of that singer guy who was in Scrooged and Car 54 where are you? .. look him up... Buster Poindexter.. You don't have his voice but the looks are similar... I also see some Morton Downey lol.... stay cool man

[therealjerms]

Practice makes perfect, that's what I always remember...or at least that's what this annoying song from some dumb children's lesson record I had when I was a kid. I hated those...especially the ones about "patience." They always seemed to preach that you had to be slow as a damned snail to be virtuous.

[saheebsdream]

Nice video, check out mines below

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v­=jVRE19xFD9Q