Brotherhood 2.0: February 7, 2007

[WhatsUpUrSphincter]

"Yes you will have to talk at this speed"...and never stop XD.

DFTBA. Love to you and all your kin.

[plushalligator]

i love how he thinks the fast talk at the end is really fast for hank. you just wait john... you just wait.

[WTBman2011]

New life goal,poop in Johns pants.

[jojomonkey908]

puff levels are extremely low in this video.

[MrsLoveChuckle]

Interesting thumbnail, John.

[FantasticBrina]

Loving the bush bashing :)

[xKiyuri]

Barack Obama makes you believe in america again.

John, I think you've just predicted the future.

[brooklyntakemein94]

1:56 to 2:23 made me laugh so hard. i love you, john

[dftbawolf]

i will try to watch all of the videos with out watching anther video till it is done.

[ZanadoRandel]

ugh I would continue with this watching every video but I am going to die so on Dec 26 2011 1:37 am I take a sleep break and will continue to watch all the vlogbrothers video later today

[codebone662]

34 people never pooped in John's pants

[sandstormxx]

I'm sorry, but as an English person, I keep forgetting by you saying pants you mean trousers... so its more funny.

[Vgirl0829]

That's the speed they talk at now a days!!!

[monkey49278]

The swoodilipoopers pooped in my pants

[hockeymurph34]

This is when John first got good at vlogging imo

[mohal322]

YES I LOVE YOU 8X MORE AFTER THE ANTI-BUSH-NESS.

[YourHoleyness]

FRENCH THE LLAMA HIS HAIR.

[XXXTheHOPEprojectXXX]

And this man is a professional writer? (I've read his books) but lord!

[trancewe]

Puff levels are disturbing low in this video.

[masonman1222]

watching them all!

[MoonintheClouds]

George Bush believed there were weapons of mass destruction, in your pants

[greenspot13]

I'm watching this video while trying to ignore my chronic back pain. Nice.

[fizmaester]

At first, I was like, "This is slightly nastier than it is funny," but, by the end, I was like, "This doesn't bother me as much anymore." I'm pretty sure my maturity bar took a few hits.

[kelpforestninja]

it was especially great that I was eating while watching this video. and by especially great I mean pretty freakin disgusting.

[tinaconclave]

i don't understand.



[argyleanklesocks]

...what...was...that...?!

Yes i have seen many many vlogbrothers videos. No i don't know what this is, at all.

[19ladybug95]

still proud of obama? cuz if you are you may be clinically insane.

[TheGudZeBadAnDaFozzy]

lol, I hadn't even heard of Obama until 2009

[dylanthechameleon]

The George Bush bit was HILARIOUS.

I love you guys.

[xaveir14]

OH MY GOD. This was one of the first VlogBros vids with POLITICS

and i think i'm one of 5 Republican Nerdfighters. it's really quite lonely =[

[beastasaurusrexxx]

@xaveir14 I'm here for you.

[LadyMeridon]

@xaveir14 Why hello there fellow Republican :) I thought I was the only one!

[ferrentes]

I have the same stereo thingy cx

[radioactivecakeX]

Dude...Liverpool? Really? That's kind of disgusting.

[Azami4117]

and the speed talking begins!

[alexorous1]

what happened to the puff?!

[ReKrisB]

Eric Idle. Extra points for that one XD

[TheHotball1997]

0:36

i agree..... best chant ever!!!

[ForeverDawn101]

Hey hey!

Ho ho!

Into Hank's pants we gotta go!

BEST CHANT EVERRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11­!!!!

[13cmwright99]

dude i was thinkin about the george bush part while i was playing ping pong and i was laughing so hard that I lost :(

[aimeelikescheese]

Was "Some people are team Karen" a reference to The Office? If so, I love you more now. :3

[puppyluveromg]

has that spamalot?

[shybutsecretlyinsane]

Liverpool FC!

[lula839]

My friend has that book

[venter234]

did any one else notis that hank wrote it not jon

[Enemynarwhal]

@venter234 I don't think Hank wrote it I think John just thought it would be funny to tell it from his brothers perspective. It definitely sounds like John's writing style.

[SongsOfSirens]

Aw look at John's little bangs :]

[LunaLongbottom2448]

@Sloppyjoemess You can say that again! :P

[Sloppyjoemess]

Did you say Barack Obama made him believe in America again? If you only knew, John.

[cloebaby97]

Those are some big words for a picture book. xD

[BarbsSamaniego]

ERIC IDLE <3 i wasn't expecting that! I love all the pythons!

[chelseariffic]

Everyone has their own cross to bear... some people are on Team Karen.

Still makes me laugh.

[xemily91]

PYTHON MENTION. YUSH.

i didn't expect that!

[purpletigerlover]

I will never look at poop the same way ever again

[lilypad145]

It makes me like John less when he mocks other people groups - in this case, Republicans. :<

[alicia0950]

@lilypad145 Thank you. I'm glad I'm not the only one who feels that way.

[MegaBacktalk]

In the intro it says communcation instead of communication

[ChristiaanMurk]

@MegaBacktalk

That's because there's no "I" in Brotherhood.

[Willandacamera]

Thumbs up if you've pooped in John's pants.

[WKUKPython]

@Willandacamera in soviet russia, john green poops in YOUR pants

[bubblewandd]

His hair has no puff!!!

[alyssahotty18]

Wow the first time i watched this video was in 2009, but this is the first time I've gotten the Monty Python reference at the end. It pays to take an interest in your parent's favourite comedies.

[MontezumaIII]

Did anyone ekes notice the typo in the intro? "365 Days of Textless Communcation". LOL

[Chloeisanerdlike]

This should get publish. I can see this being one of those gag books sold at Urban Outfitters.

[elvencloud]

I write this comment, officially addicted to your video blog.

I officially put you onto stumbleupon. Enjoy.

[LegendOfTheEpic]

Why isn't this a real book?

[pienkunicorn]

OMS why does he hate George Bush so much? 

[Bazpierce]

I love how you know who Stephen Dedalus is.

[artvandelay13]

Are the new viewers gone yet?

[MarioCort]

28 vid cmnt

[LostintheSnowdrift]

This.. this was not a good haircut decision.

[supernovachexmix]

Who's ever been on Team Karen?

[xxangelgirl05xx]

"Hey Hey, Ho Ho, into Hank's pants, we gotta go... poop."

I worry that this challenge is already getting old. Or obnoxious. Possibly a combination of the two.

[0lelouchlamperouge0]

I love you... :)

[michaellumb]

I am upset.

I just subscribed and I just now watched all of your videos from

your first video up until here.

The political part was tolerable until you kept it going for so long that it almost became your main point.

I'm going to stop watching for today, but I'll stay subscribed!

You guys are awesome people!! (I mean that sincerely)

[larkspur]

Of all of John's videos, I still find this to be one of the funniest ones! Said with such an amazingly straight face.

[bennoe34]

Günter Grass is austrian not german

[noapologiesnoregrets]

@bennoe34 no, he's not. he was born in Danzig which in 1927 was still in Germany, but is now Gdansk and Polish.

[gregzombie819]

I like your videos, but not the ones about the topic in this one.

[CUBEh8r]

wow ahead of your time much? sweet!

[atherrien95]

al roker...had my pants specially tailored to fit him...then he pooped in them.

[slinkiesandpie22]

:48

Fantastic.

[PsyduckRanger]

I officially love you for saying Liverpool Football club, rather than soccer.

[ihearttheplanet]

what happened to your hair !!!

[MewBecki]

Sorry about your pants, Hank.

[CuteHoot5706]

yay for monty python! :)

[Lili7evans]

ahaha, George Bush disses for the win.

[FIGOMAN11]

no puff whatsoeverf

[anAbundanceOfAmys]

I ADORE how you turned it into a huge Hank-diss! :) Well done John, well done.

[rasselas16]

So cutee :D

I'm definitely in love.

[lillyevans22]

Whats team Karen?

[iwishiwashermione09]

john... your hair is really bad... this is like the first time I've seen you without the puff... (newbie watching from the beginning) i miss the puff alot. I hope it comes back right away.

[Valdrag]

Dirty democrats

[thelastenglishrose]

Death Cab for Cutie ftw!

[dsprack]

He mentioned Barack Obama WAY before he was popular.

Cool!

[SoulChildMusic]

GermanNovelist Gunther Gras! Hahah!

[GIANTclaaam]

Huzzah to Monty Python!

[DancingBandGeek]

Yes, well, some people are Democrats.

[jhorst24]

John, I think I have fallen in love with you due to your reference to Liverpool FC.

[whitefluffyhat]

What I want to know is, was it all one pair of pants everyone was pooping in? Or did they poop in various pairs of Hank's pants?

[jimboshizz]

Kudos on calling Liverpool a football team, and not a soccer team

[itscooltobeyou]

you kinda remind me of Topher Grace. XD

ps, i pooped in your pants.

[lyke88]

whats up bro, i lived in bozeman four a few years, like the show, have you heard bout the crazy explosion downdown?

[HAMSTERk]

Your hair. . .It's beautiful.

[Dakmor123]

That was my first thought watching this.

[PrivetSarcasm]

Lol, everyone has a cross to bear- some people are Republicans.

[iaMyla]

I lol everytime he says that xD

[Muffins62489]

After seeing this hairstyle and the one you have now, John, I think the puff levels are an overall good thing for you.

[Applaudtheactor]

Wow! That was quite political!

Politically hilarious.

I've decided: we're best friends.

It's official.

Please await your BFF bracelet.

[latinapeacechick]

his poop makes me believe in america again

[gottalovepixar]

Major props for using a song from a broadway musical!! :D

[roxanney4]

hahaha love the george bush joke

[roocarpal]

Lol, George Bush jokes

[pantslesswrock]

The true beginning of the fast talking bros! Also, brilliant poop-based political commentary, good fellows. Fellow. Whatever.

[harrysjulie]

I just choked on some bread during your chant my good sir

[senorsqueakydesk]

Do people still wear Umbros? I remember the glory days of Umbros, but it seems they have fallen by the wayside.

Team Karen FTL!!!!!!!

[crzidancer14]

...what?

[pinkyloveshammertime]

NO PUFF??!!

[KavithaisPadfoot]

I haven't pooped in Hank's pants.

[someletters0]

yes you have.

[thesuzymonster]

monty python. X]

[avidhpfan]

I love the George Bush joke...

[cosmopolitanthinker]

Just in case you haven't yet heard the poo song, please type the words in the youtube search bar: scrubs poo song

:) Enjoy.

[vcav22]

that's been my favourite song since 4ever!LUV this video!

[maggtastic143]

iloveyouu<3

and the political references. yay! ^^

[invu4uraqtpie87]

You're hilarious.

[rezurrxtion]

John, you look so different in this video

[hptwilighter]

Comment 27: lol about the Bush thing!!!

[pbvalla]

LIVERPOOL!!

Ahem. Hank, are you a Liverpool fan? John?

[AmandaSvensson1]

At least he gets to meet a lot of people :)

[jamba66]

"His poop kinda makes me believe in America again."

"Some people are Republicans."

I love this story so much.

[preesidentboosh911]

30. best. story. ever. period.

[valerie2776]

30: Barack Obama's poop reeks of hope.

I pity the poor souls who are still on Team Karen.

[notanugget89]

I just got a hedgehog, and I let him crawl around on my floor last night. What was the first thing he did? He found my pajama pants on the floor and pooped in them...twice.

I couldn't be mad, because all I could think about was this video. Thank for making the gross things in my life a little bit funnier.

[hanalaisunset]

i love hedgehogs

[cerealbuddy]

haha

team karen... republicans. those are quite large crosses

[imperfecttt]

27: A, "Some people are on team Karen," LOL!

2, Monty python FTW!!

[kirbymoe]

I used this for an english speaking project AND an audition

[Amiryfey]

poop

[DittoFreak]

Comment 28:

Monty Python scares the shit out of me.

[fuckedupspaz123]

i luuuuuuv monty python :D

[flyleaffan001]

Wouldn't it be hilarious if a nerdfighter went up to Hank and tried to get his pants so that they could poop in them. Hahah Talk about awkward!

[nuhkeytuh]

SPAMALOT!

[zillafag]

Marry me!

[Kelsielt]

"some people are on team Karen"

hahaha that made me so happy :).

[dirtyhippie828]

same!

[littlekitty1793]

Brotherhood 2.0 at it's best. My sides ache now. :DDDDD

[kreuzschwester]

I like the way he pronounces Günther Grass...it`s funny how he rolls the r!

[kira902k]

oh my:)

[BarryAldridge]

I love the poop jokes in this. Truly epic John. The song by Eric Idle awesome classic stuff (RIP)

[londonchick2]

haha love the Spamalot music at the end!

[Lizador]

hahahahahaha

awesome!

The part about W had me in stitches!

[JBluver994]

JOHN!!! You make me laugh so hard I'm about to PEE IN MY PANTS LOL!

[AwayWithOutLove]

Comment 27: Lol. The first book I actually read (or had read to me) that ended in IN MY PANTS!! SawHEET! ("Sweet", only elongated) Anyway . . . that's it for this one. Here comes comment 28!

[jamba66]

"Hey hey! Ho ho! Into Hank's pants we gotta go... poop."

Oh John... you never cease to make me laugh uncontrollably.

[SirOtto42]

Oww....my sides hurt.

But it was all worth it, I think you have just written my new favorite book in the world:)

[XSesshyXHeartachesX]

"Where do we wanna poop in?"

"Hank's pants!"

"When do we wanna poop in them?"

"Now!!"

Woot!

[eeried2]

those poor republicans.

[Meerabobeera]

haha nice

[forthebubbly]

"some poeple are on team karen" lol go team pam

[lexygoestolondon]

That was hilarious! From bashing rebuplicans to The Life of Brian! I love it!

[iwrockska]

Gah The Life of Brian!

Best Monty Python movie ever!

[NuP0M]

LOL

bullshit!

[Grobaholic]

that picture book/short story was somewhat disturbing but utterly hilarious.

[PhoenixFeatherWand]

the bush part was the best ever!

[bandymurkholder]

team karen bahah

[ineedtofeedmymonkey]

John, I couldn't stop laughing for one second. I adore you.

NERDFIGHTERS!

[possiblyJB]

that was a great bush joke

[SamRandomness]

the still shot of u on thes video looks just like your picture on the back of looking for alaska

[SquireCD]

lmao @ George Bush

hahha

[Hobgoblins]

If only Obama picked up that clip and used it in his campaign.

Yes we can...?

[blath]

Damn, scratch the third question mark.

[blath]

Republicans? "Crosses to bear"? Why do you not like me John? I like you guys, you're funny?

BTW, just ribbing you (sorry I only just discovered y'all instead of when you started), I take no offense. Is the "Question Tuesday" vlog out yet? (2:35 pm, MST)

[hereonearth88]

haha "His poop kind of makes me believe in America again."

[NimphodoraTonks]

yea, bush never gets anything right.

[beagletaylor01]

i Agree

[NimphodoraTonks]

thank you!=]

i live in a huge military and republican town...

im pretty much an outcast..haha

cause im democratic. im very anti war. im a tree hugger. i hate bush. and i dont have any family members who are military. and, almost everyone in my town is a military family.

[beagletaylor01]

So Am I

P.S Im A Subsiriber

[NimphodoraTonks]

yey!:D

thank you!

haha

yea, people make fun of me...because to them...im a "hippie"

although i do have many hippie like qualitys