The Osbournes 1x03 - For the Record - Part 1/2

[fayzeppelin94]

i love the moment where this fan(almost bareasted)asks him:can i get an autogragh??..and he looks rightaway at her boobs!!!!xaxaxaa love him....:)

[kyle59010]

mtv should drop all the fucking jersey shore and dating shows and just bring back the good old osbournes .

[kyle59010]

sharon:doesnt he look handsom.

ozzy :ooohh!shut the fuck up

[MrBoobs457]

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[ep301]

Fave part: 5:30 - "La la la la la"

[SerenityCrysweet]

pimp mobile rolf

[fraroc]

Just found out via Kelly's twitter that Martini Bianco the chihuahua died on Christmas eve just a few days ago... :(

[secondspins]

picwizz . com

[XCShorty21]

I wonder why they agreed to be on this show? They certainly don't need the money, and they've got plenty of fame already...And I feel like it'd be so weird, especially for the kids--but I guess they don't exactly have a normal life anyway

[scholte]

RAK AND roll!!!!!XD

[AnamariaOcampo99]

i someone was to count how many times ozzy says fuck in this episde, theyd run outta breath

[The666Sadface]

4:12

[Hulk2k6]

God, Tower Records... Takes me back.

[nochix96isnuts]

Ricky Martin WTF?,AM WATCHING OZZY COME ON SHANNON!

[VampFreakB4Twilight]

God I wish my Family we're ROCKSTARS :D

[velvetundergrounable]

This is basically my family minus being rich.

[thecottingleyfairy]

LALALALAAAA

[30kendra]

"Do you think he needs medication?"

[Mack01000]

i feel really sorry for jack, my sister is exactly like kelly.

[305latingrl]

 ozzy and his a.d.h.d moments are priceless

[TheeAsianX]

its a fucking pimpmobile

[Z33KZ113]

sharon looks completely different now and it's like the older she gets the better she looks

[JunkieFame]

What happened to the cat ?! D:

[PinkFloyd457]

I'm in love with Ozzy

[sarahpoisonous]

nipple @ 4:14 lol

[Ruairidh1231]

HAHAHAHAHAHA they way she says "shes the queen of metal"

[yungdragon31]

LMFAO @ the radio interview part XD "Sharon im ready!"

[wamby1985]

5:10 i miss adam corolla on loveline

[girl123interrupted]

Oh my gosh the jacket at 1:33 really is something more enrique or ricky martins style.

[sarahjenkins1000]

"fucking i hate these fucking stretch bastards joke fucking cunt pimp mobiles." hahahahaha

[Hrko1992]

ozzy is the greatest :D

[Watsapmazafaka]

"It's good to be the king" .. fuck yeah!

[mariaangel2003]

I want to be part of this family! they are hilarious!

[yupitsjustmehaha]

Pimpmovile lmfao

[therockguitarist96]

Camping with a tent pole can he say that on the radio

[SofiaJRF]

I just realized that the intro song, is the beggining of Crazy Train!!!!!!!!

How didn't I see that before D:!!

btw thanks for uploading all this videos :D it means a lot :)

[MICKEYISLOWD]

CAMPING WITH A TENT POLE..funny...

[Jordan12295]

Who's the blonde girl that's always with Jack?

[SimonTheSmartestOne]

@Jordan12295 That's the Nanny.

[starblind1231]

Who's driving? A man with no legs.

[mibevan]

1:46 the fuck happened to kellys leg

whats with the brace

[MrMJacksonsWife]

O.M.G.! Ozzy is so damn cool! :D<33

[Callum556]

hate these fuckin stretched bastards its a fucking pimp-mobile

[OMGZiCANTALK]

3:36 FCUK!

[axljacoby]

@OMGZiCANTALK lol funny thing is i think FCUK is an eye wear brand

[jw2327]

the guys face at 06:01 xaxaxaxa! XD

[miemke1]

great parents,wonderfull kids,!!real people!!

[patisnchz]

Thank You for uploading!

[xPeanutbutterxJellyx]

we'll just live here then :')

[konatown5]

@EGATIGER Sorry Jack is far from legend, his old man, diff story

[Jaggerx33]

@konatown5 they are all reality tv legends. ozzy is a music legend

[Loreleify]

what were they doing to the cat????

[konatown5]

@Loreleify Temperature? dumb shit

[Loreleify]

@konatown5 Fuck off, dont call me dumb shit, u dont know me alright...

[Dslater417]

@Loreleify What do you expect when you ask dumb questions?

[Loreleify]

@Dslater417 I like asking dumb questions

[Kayla82988]

Kelly is so young and adorable in this season :)

[Nebelfetzen]

Kelly looks so fit now! She's really skinny

[doctorcoley]

God, I'd hate being famous" People wanting you to pose for all those stupuid pictures.

[inuamaru]

"It's good to be the king." what happened to the prince?!

[Nightshade142]

Pimpmobiles!!! xD

Thank you so much for uploading all of these comedy golds!

[comptonkillacpt]

haha

[Shareallicu]

LOL "Do you think he needs medication?" - Um, no, he just needs God and His guidance (like everyone). Conans Funny!!! LOL

[stewma234]

lmfao!!!!!

[BirmzWeedhead]

yam yam ftw

people who know ozzies culture will know what i mean ;)

[MadDann1]

Conan rocks!

[zenidogari]

pimp mobiles...LOL...ozzy makes me laugh! :D

[xxxxmillerxxxx]

What happened to Kelly's leg ?

[thewhorocks524]

3:44 IM GONNA EAT THIS ONE! AHAHAHA >8D

[bamaredd91]

at 3:52 It's Dio!! lol

[rugrats1212]

id love to be an osbourne haha

[bababa425]

@rugrats1212 I'm an OsBORNE lol

[SpliffOdyssey]

Notice how he looks down as soon as she asks for his autograph

[jackanoryjames]

Aww be he shove something up your bum?

[SaxoRocks]

Sharon is a great mother

[SaxoRocks]

@SaxoRocks A great wife btw

[0zzyQsbourne]

XD ...love how ozzy did the *pull up shorts like waiters* stunt lol

[laduechickk]

fucking pimp mobile bus

[xxGaGaooolalaxx]

And it just screws your sex life up! Viagra! lmao

[xxGaGaooolalaxx]

I just love when Sharon says Ozzy looks gorgeous and when she walks away he shoots her the bird xD

[HookInMouth999]

How much do you think Ozzy makes on an average tour during the time of this show?

[pauloman16]

It's good to be the king haha xD

[pika23]

I used live for this show! Helped me laugh after a bad bad break up and shitty job at Old Navy back in 02

[mrkillswitch17]

omg poor cat

[purrpleumbrella]

lol lmaos big boner plus asleep vagina. LAAA LAAA LAAA lol.

[TheDesperatehousewiv]

i love this show sharon is my faveorite she rox

[sheilabriano]

aw i love kelly o an sharon wat i give to meet her an the whole family

[363Magi]

6:00 Wacth how crazy this four days will be. // ROCK AND ROOOOLL! Lol. :P

[xxrenenexx911]

is all they do is shout at eachother and course

[internalpeaceseeker]

a lot of love in this family, you can feel it

[TheDrowWarrior1]

2:45 i know the feeling kelly (of being shy ^^)

[sniperyall88]

hahaha

"can i get an autograph?"

looks at her boobs, "sure"

[RupertDCD27]

It's good to be the King.

[SoundOfVoicesChannel]

i hate cannon obrian but hes still better than jay leno

[wurstgitarre]

I really couldn't imagine to see this show in american television! There's gotta be more bleeping sounds than words :P

[EmilyStoleTheCookie]

@wurstgitarre hehe I've watched re-runs of this and I live in America at the moment and there's no bleeping thank god....

[southsidejuggalox3]

fukn pimp mobil XD

[SlashIsRockNRoll2010]

whos driving?? a man with no legs... EPIC

[Guitardeca]

Conan! =D

[tasoz95skyline]

when did this happen ? reply me please

[buzzsaw177]

If Ozzy Became a plummer, I don't know what I'd be listening to....

[thekalildoscope]

I'm just trying to imagine Ozzy as a plummer...hmmmmm

[babygiraffe123]

I like Melinda's "cloud-jammies" at 7:51. : )

[babygiraffe123]

"You were violated, Puss. He shoved something up your bum." LMAO!!!! I can't begin to tell ya how HARD I laughed, the first time I ever saw that scene!! :D

[sluggishELF]

"When you were a kid did you think you'd be a rock star?"

"I wanted to be a plumber"..

Ozzy fkn whoops!!!

[osbournefan23]

Haha ``GET LOST!``

[billsy69]

Ozzy's wit is always sharp no matter how slow he might seem lol

[Cashback13]

"Look at the Ceiling it's like Kelly's Bedroom", "Oh Wonderful we'll Live Here Then!"

[Cashback13]

"That's amazing I'm asking you a question and you're throwing your voice you sound like my Wife" LOL!

[trapstardutty]

ricky martin ona day off ahaha

[Anadibr]

i absolutely love love love this show!!!!

[MoRRisoNRisiN]

yea its awesome this is when reality tv was actually good

[dontleademsomuch]

"i don't like it!!"

hahaha

[khead22]

hahahahaahahhaha doesnt he look gorgues

shut the fuck up haha

[simsim227]

Thanks for uploading all of these!

[pivotdudexx12]

slipknot shirt at 2:54

[Charapova100]

haha Sharon I'm ready! LOL

[ImpossiblePrince01]

Robert is so hot.

[MultiSarahxX1]

the baby 03:44

LOL

[MultiSarahxX1]

sharoooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[pythan344]

i love when he flicks his wife off, he hurry's up and act like he's scratching his face haha.

[TheArmin666]

haha something happens.Ozzy:Sharooooooooooooo­oooon!!!

[GirlsAloudXfactorFan]

haha ´´he has had 1 early night, in about 2 years´´ haha

[guitarnashelter]

sharooooooooooooonn!

[troublesomej]

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