Skyrim - Random things to the Knee

[3o4Titties]

This is a true Knee-slapper.

[darkrafa17]

I used to be a mage like you, then I took a dragon to the knee. HOW DID SHE SURVIVE THAT?!?!?

[Dopeman99999]

Y U NO WEAR BETTER KNEE ARMOR!

[Mercenaryman101]

I used to play skyrim, then i took a vagina to the dick

[SuagrHighGamer]

@Mercenaryman101 look ive fucked chicks and i play skyrim all the time. there bitch.

[99681655]

penelopze cruz?

[JELAJETZU]

did she say she used to be mage like me then took a dragon to the knee?

[GameCoreVlogs]

If you play minecraft there is a server mod that kills anyone that says arrow to the knee jokes with a rain of arrows

[Excaliburger156]

I used to be a mage, unlike you then i took a dragon to the knee

[Shenron9811]

I used to make arrow to the knee jokes...then my little brother got a bow for christmas.....

[AdamMcQBomb]

i used to be an adventurer like you...then i took a dick to the ass

[calle450]

lol not "12" 13 sec ... -.-

[wildfirefox1]

once your in the... uhhh... "weird" part of youtube......

[eva1777]

i used to be an knee but then i took an adventure to the arrow

[TheRealJnZ]

why do they say arrow TO the knee?? it says IN the knee...

[KraftyMagician]

I once took an arrow to the knee. When I looked up at my attacker, I took a mace to the face. :(

[silentwind78]

i used to take arrows to the knee.... then i took a crossbow bolt to elbow>=[

[SJluvre]

the next person who mentions arrow to the knee is so going to get a motherfucking arrow to the knee for real

[tjl102]

i use to be an adventurer like you then i took a wife to the knee

[WarriorZBlade]

@tjl102 i used to tell jokes like an arrow in the knee...but then i took a mace in the face

[YoivaporuncaminoV2]

@tjl102 dont worry dude your not alone...

[cowan131]

i used to be poor like you till i took the invisable chest to the knee

[Tobleus]

>-L-I-F-E-(knee)-->

[recon304]

>--(knee)-->



[TheTorbjoern]

what if im both a warewolf and a adventurer? (by the way i have setteled down with wife and 4 houses) ;(

[MrNaughtyTouch]

I used to... Never mind, only mindless albino faggots say that joke.

[cullen823]

@MrNaughtyTouch Make no fun at homosexuals or albinos!

[MrNaughtyTouch]

@cullen823 But.. They're so easy to make fun of. :(

[cullen823]

@MrNaughtyTouch Know I, but have friend I that is an albino homosexual.

[MrNaughtyTouch]

@cullen823 Well.. I don't.. So.. Fuck Albino gaymen and lesbianites!

[cullen823]

@MrNaughtyTouch =D

[DjRadialOfficial]

IN NOT TO

[NoScopeZxD]

You used to get likes on videos... Then you took an arrow to the knee

[jj66123]

»»───(over-used-joke)───►

[Skateallday40]

@jj66123 Dude your using an overused joke, that's making fun of an overused joke...jokeception...

[K4inan]

READ WHAT THE FUCKING GUARD SAYS it clearly states ''IN THE KNEE'' not TO THE KNEE, you retards.

[justindotpdx]

@K4inan you used to know how to laugh, but the you took an arrow to the knee.

[Silver7761]

I use to not like Chuck Norris, then he shot me in the knee.

[justindotpdx]

@Silver7761 Chuck Norris jokes used to be funny, but then people grew up... to the knee.

[madmuzicmaniac]

i used to be an arrow till i took an adventurer in the knee

[EndlessFrog]

This is actually a great attempt!

[kimberlyyoung123]

@thehenchdude Er yeah 'cause that makes sense.

[wiyldchris38]

I used to take an arrow to the knee... Then I took an arrow to the arm...

[thehenchdude]

@locotwix best insult ever...



[wheniscreamrs]

i used to be an arrow like you but then i took an adventurers knee to the head!

[Headshock0111]

Boss: Why are you late?

Me: *thinks: damn, you can't say you forgot to set your clock, that makes you sound stupid. Come on, make something up!* Uhm...I...wanted to cross the road, but a car hit me on my knee? *thinks: Way to go. Brilliant excuse, dumbass -__-*

Boss: -_-...do you think I'm stupid?

Me: No...I...hope you like Skyrim and find my excuse funny? *thinks: Oh why don't you just tape your mouth shut!*

Boss: Get to work.

Me: *whew*

Boss: And yes. I do like Skyrim.

Me: O_O....=D

[MrGrobor]

@Headshock0111 did that really happen or is that a joke,if its real its: :D omfg if its fake :

-__-*

[Headshock0111]

@MrGrobor No it really happened ^^ My boss is actually my brother-in-law so we're pretty close and I can pull that kind of shit with him. But I do respect him as my boss, which is why I didn't want to sound stupid in front of him...and still ended up making a complete dumbass out of myself, lol

[MrGrobor]

@Headshock0111 :D

[sportsman192]

@Headshock0111that comment is FULL OF WIN

[PolishCatholic1]

@Headshock0111 Is that a real story??

[Headshock0111]

@PolishCatholic1 Yep ^^ My boss is also my brother-in-law, so we're pretty close ^^

[LiverpoolfcEPL]

@Headshock0111 awesome boss

[bierbuik]

@Headshock0111 bullshit!

[652tret]

@bierbuik shut up idiots you try and think of somthing creative

[bierbuik]

@652tret Kiss my ass!

[jasderoxthexnoahx]

@Headshock0111 Stupid.

[652tret]

@jasderoxthexnoahx shut up idiots you try and think of something creative

[jasderoxthexnoahx]

@652tret lol shutup faggot

[Mikorkor]

@Headshock0111 that never happend , but your story was fucking amazing.

[Fallout3sFinest]

@Headshock0111 cool story bro... no really!

[GrandTheftAuto99]

I'd prefer this

Knee »»──────►

[JulianTV4u]

"I used to be a werewolf like you, but then I took a silver arrow to the knee." -Random YouTube poster

[MrBibblybobblyboo]

>>---------(under used joke)----->

[manstie]

Derp poster, it says in the subtitles "Arrow IN the knee", yet you say "TO the knee"

[ItZArTPrOdIgY]

hey i got another joke to: Chuck norris sucks if he was real he would come to my house and slap my head on the keyboard jws,kdndaskjnsasnjnsadksnasjsd­an

[mineragescott]

lol i used to be a mage like u then i took an dragon to the knee LOL

[quick3st]

I would say that i took an arrow to the knee...but i took an arrow to the knee.

[ZiaZxPerSuaTioN]

I used to be a god like you but then i took a chuck norris to the knee

[cptnManDudeGuy]

why can't people come up with anything new anymore?

[WoodElfPrincess93]

I use to be a curiour like you then I took a bullet to the head

[carson01061995]

I used to be a Knight of Nee. Then a I took an arrow in mine.

[HaloNinja384]

You are all idiots. Can't you realize that the guards say Arrow IN the knee? You all say TO the knee. You fucking ruined the meme.

[surlybeve]

@HaloNinja384

The meme sucked anyways

[potctk]

@HaloNinja384 YES WE KNOW! but the joke is TO the knee

[HaloNinja384]

@potctk Nope.

[potctk]

@HaloNinja384 U MAD BRO!?!?!?!?!!??!?!?

[SwansILove]

This joke was so last year...

[V4Vouchi]

WTF?! "i used to be a....warewolf(?) like you, but then i took an adventurer too the knee"??????????

WTF DOES THAT MEAN? ADVENTURERS ARE HAZARDOUS TO WAREWORVES' HEALTH??

[YukiUzumaki78]

@V4Vouchi Noes! I'm a werewolf! D:

[Ricokz]

@V4Vouchi Secret to killing werevolves discovered - run into a werewolf's knee.

[V4Vouchi]

@Ricokz :P

it must be their Achilles's heel

[21JC75]

i use to say skyrim jokes... then i to took a dick in my azz

[gdegero1]

you sued to be a nigger? why would you do that?

[HimJustin]

i sued to be a nigger like you then i got some pussy to my mouth

[gTauTomaTisch]

i got 99 arrows but my knee took one LOL

[Kkill713]

i used to be a werewolve like u then i took an adventurer in the knee

[wiscodyne]

its arrow IN the knee, how do you guys fuck that up?

[linkscols]

guards,Y U NO GET BETTER KNEE ARMOUR? 

[BouArmy]

I never got used to the knee jokes, now Im happy

[WSOLIDW]

I used to be an arrower like you, then i took an adventure in the knee...

[TheGriffin4life]

I used to take a arrow to the knee , Then i took a arrow to the head

[abuuubakarrr]

i used to make jokes like that then i got a life+girlfriend

[Hyroos]

@abuuubakarrr I agree

[tank88mm]

that fag^^^^up there took a co*k to the throat

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[thundercheif118]

quit using arrow to the knee i came up with a new one : mace to the face and hammer in the head

[potctk]

@thundercheif118 Mace to the face isn't knee and isn't even yours in the first place, dude I heard the mace joke back in 2009 so yeah....I think you should go take an arrow to the knee.

[supahsimin]

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[BlazeDeval]

I used to be straight, but then i took a cock up the ass.

[NYPDface]

I used to make arrow to knee jokes, then i took a vagina to the penis

[Catchyscissors]

am i the only 1 who dsnt get the arrow in the knee joke somwon explain plz

[dxmaster542542]

@Catchyscissors well i would explain but then i tooka n00b to the knee

[Catchyscissors]

@dxmaster542542 aint no n00b so get n00b tubed lol i mk no sens

[potctk]

@Catchyscissors I used to not understand arrow to the knee jokes like you, then I took an arrow to the knee.

[Catchyscissors]

@potctk @_@ aight i c how it is lol btw SKYRIM FTW

[potctk]

@Catchyscissors heres how it works, in towns there are gaurds that say "I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee" it caught on and became a joke, nothing really to special about it, it's just funny, but some fags think it's not funny

[Catchyscissors]

@potctk lol thx.... im part of something now feels good!!

[IchigoQC]

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[ReVzxFuZiioNz]

I just didnt understood the "arrow in the knee" Jokes, but then i took an arrow in the knee!

[HolyCrapDudeXD]

I used to be a sexmachine like you... But then I took a knee to the adventurer... :(

[jae0314665]

i used to make stupid arrow to the knee joke...

then i took a harpoon to the ass

[glasshaed02]

seriously wtf is this arrow to the knee shit, is it because the guards in skyrim somtimes say they were adventurers but they stoped because of a serious leg injury, really i guess it would of been funny the frist few times on one vid but come on on people it's not all that funny, i mean what if you met somone who did take and arrow to the knee and im not talking about an a toy im talking about the pointed tips that i use for my 90 pound compound bow

[mapukmapuk]

@glasshaed02 I used to think "Will I read you'r long comment?", then I read it

[LittleRaAnime]

i used to be a mage like you, then i took a dragon to the knee...how the hell did she survive THAT!

[kurtculator]

@LittleRaAnime She's an adventurer, duh.

[mapukmapuk]

@LittleRaAnime she is the only mage that I know that know kick box

[Roggydadoggy]

@LittleRaAnime hystericall laughs are bound to come from this watching it a second time after having read this.

[Ak1799]

@LittleRaAnime Easy, you reload from nearest checkpoint

[PennanJr]

@LittleRaAnime >>IN<< THE KNEE

[cssurfer1995]

I used to be straight like you, then I took a dick to the mouth.

[Chlongify]

I used to be an arrow, then i took an knee in me face.

[mapukmapuk]

"I used to be a wolf, then I took an adventurer in the knee" - WTF?!?

[JustPresent]

@mapukmapuk "I used to be a werewolf like you, then i took an adventurer in the knee" - She really said "werewolf" :D

[xWTFgamingx]

»»───(over-used-joke)───►

[potctk]

@xWTFgamingx »»─────(»»───(over-used-joke)─­──►))──────►

[jakerslake]

@xWTFgamingx i used to over-use jokes, until i took an arrow in the knee

[blightscrib]

Im not sure why this has so many dislikes, it delivers exactly what it promised. If people hate that then why click random stuff to the knee videos?

[bazocapt]

i use to laugh at this joke then i toke an arrow to the jaw

[Reycolombiano999]

>=======> (Knee guard) (knee)

[MrOddfuture95]

I use to be skinny like you, then I took a sandwhich to the mouth.

[exoinsiders123]

I used to laugh at arrow to the knee jokes, then I saw this video.

[jorgesora]

I used to be an arrow, then i took an adventurer in the knee...

[VampieGames]

I used to be a fetus like you, the abortion failed aswell.

[VampieGames]

I used to be a fetus like you, the abortion failed aswell.

[agukratos13]

i used to be a clown when i had sense of humor -.-

[nitrowolf1]

sad

[kezark510]

i used to be a guard. then i took a knee to the aroow, so now im an adeventure

[DmSmdman67678]

i used to be a arrow like u but i took a adventure to the knee sooo sooo true =P

[Captainchiggs]

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I became a guard so I can be close to my family, have a more stable income, and a lower risk of getting hurt.

[codyblaze1000]

>>====(knee)====>

[codyblaze1000]

>>=====(Knee=====>

[ThePancaked1]

i used find this funny, but then i took an ar-...fuck this is getting old.....

[SuperGTAIVFan]

@ThePancaked1 Finnaly someone who finds this joke old,everyone is spamming it,over and over again in every single video,i agree.

[ownjer]

lame -_-

[benjiboypoo]

combining oblivion and skyrim...

i used to be an adventurer like you.

then i took a PENIS to the knee.

[BForresterTv]

I used to take a arrow to the knee...then i took a penis in the ass

[EliteTHChannel]

A stormcloak? In Whiterun?