America's Funniest Muslim Part I

[saurabhpiitkgp]

not funny at all :|

[protOMGphzy]

I DONT FUCKING BELIEVE IT

4:20 that muslim girl from this video

Terrorism Uncensored-Slam Poetry 2.mov

[TvvoTr3es]

wtc got them all :( thumbs upp if u agree !

[Arjenali5]

Na this guy is funny

[DoubleDown200]

umm awkward... 

[TheFarmerGraham]

they're not laughing and im not either.

[imnasshty]

Obamas president.

[sammylava]

he's funny in patches. needs to work on his punches a lil more... they tend to fall flat in places

[jaandil7]

he is ok... its just his look.....

[360ModzUnlimited]

This dude.. is NOT funny...

[insertia2nd]

What is Hagrid doing there ?

[jradetzky]

he's not funny at all

[applesVEVO]

I dont understand why this video is recommended for watching Russell Peters videos...such an insult to Russell, the guy is million times better

[bullshitohen1]

this guys funny as fuck!

[testsubjectzz]

fuck this audience lol this guy is good

[bertini18]

what a bull shit audience they all a bunch of humorless assholes well they still paid so jokes on them

[dschelling786]

why is no one laughing this guy is hilarious!

[dylantscott]

A lot of likes for not such a funny video

[thuggkingz]

its almost like the audience is compelled to laugh

[rosewarrior21]

"i know you guys think im gonna make bush jokes. no gonna do it." two seconds later...

[celestial890]

wtf is with the audience?

[SwellBread]

Azhar: everybody make some noise!

audience: wooo.

Azhar: I can tickle you!

audience:HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

[SwellBread]

this audience makes this whole thing sound like a lecture

[tadhg964]

this audience suck.....



[wolvee123]

@tadhg964 So does the comic.

[derpdederp101]

the other day camel pooped in yard... i then killed and ate him

[GuitarsAndPurpleHair]

The audience are DEAD!

[forceunlached279]

i'm muslim and all but he sucks

[ATLZFINEST86]

u and rajiv needs to stop texting each other same damn jokes!

[ATLZFINEST86]

damn it son!!! u suck ass!!! real talk!

[SuperTongpo]

From Crickets:

Chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp

[Allahsarmy]

Allah(SWT) made me fuuny ???? People's hearts should SHAKE with fear of the mention of Allah(SWT)

[Happyascanbe1]

@Allahsarmy Why would anyone have to fear a nonexistent thing? Are you insane or something?

[bedvir1988]

Why the crowd is so scared....are they doing overtime

[Darkanakin42]

And trust me, I'm Muslim and didn't even smile..

[Darkanakin42]

Dude seriously? Good start but you could deviate away from politics

[llabtoof91]

I think he got some really intelligent jokes, hes funny and I dont get why the fuck people dont laugh, if they did, I bett this video would have a much higher rating! its just that some of you guys, dont think stuff is funny because others dont, thats the life of a comedian though! I liked this :D

[Itachi4489]

The Blue Mosque joke is funny but they don't understand English i quess

[Itachi4489]

Some people here say he's not funny just bcuz he's muslim.. he's not that funny but no offense please

[gabriell16bishop]

ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzz

[Red123Mint]

this is strange when people dont laugh i dont laugh

[OdysseanPromise]

@Red123Mint I don't think it's that they're not laughing. It's they they've got the audience mics down because its more geared as a place for speakers than comedians.

[molapft]

@Red123Mint

that just means you were fucked by television and only know if/when you have to laugh if theyre dubbin it it.

[jbbeats]

@molapft No it doesn't. Laughter has been studied/researched and was determined to be a purely social act. It's the same reason why hearing a good laugh alone will in itself make you laugh.

[FrostmoorX]

Was ok,j ust not top notch as you all... wannabie.

[Epsio0]

You hear one muslim "comedian", you heard them all >.>

[Moe11032]

Crowd is a fun killer

[TheSattori]

i'm muslim , and i don't think he's even close to be funny

[joeh2401]

When does he get funny?

[MrPravz]

lame unresponsive crowd

[juliannades39]

The audience doesn't deserve him.

[Umedark]

@juliannades39 They do laugh. But for some-reason they muted them.

[FalloutBahis]

@juliannades39 the audience is so bad... they racist or something or they shoked that he is speaking mainly facts.

[iceberg020]

lol... he's funny

[IIExZiiTeNzII]

crowd killed him

[jamesfullard]

wow I woulda walked away lol

[chillydogification]

oooh tough crowd

[berryzberryz0]

ano annann chosheri kok kanan dandan kolo meli galo balan???? !!!! what the hell is he saying ?

[dailydols]

in japan being silent while listening to someone is a sign of attention and respect, and when you laugh it is an expression of shame or lack of selfcontrol. maybe it is similar with the mentality of the audience. so I still expect they find it hilarious, but the camera would need to show their faces to make that point clear to the youtubers here...

[OnAir19]

he´s talkin to fast for the crowd in turkey... they don´t understand him i guess :)

[sul0559391299]

@OnAir19

no i don't think so

i'm from saudi arabia and my english is BAD and i understand evry word he said

[philhunter2005]

Muslims need more comedians like this one.. :)

[Itachi4489]

@philhunter2005 Actually there's too much, but they don't speak English

[alexilaiho1st]

@Vo0oOo0oV ur that tiny fraction of another tiny fraction in your own population who thinks that, it's cool that most others don't think the same way u do, kid. Prejudice can't be good.

[golddigger0325]

poor comedian, he deserves a better crowd.

[zbvvc]

whatavar dod ahahha!

[sorooshusa]

That crowd doesnt comprehend English. This guy is pretty funny. but only middle eastern kind get the full potential of his jokes. kinda sad how people have no idea of other cultures except themselves. I'm Persian, living in Arizona USA, and know about all the culture all around the world.

[cmjproductions1986]

this guy is funnier then the wall I'm staring at right now.... That's a start I guess

[greencase]

this is wat happens when u do stand up w/ a bunch of teachers in the audience.

[n18h7m4r3]

Lame comedian with lame crows = Lame show

[walidisnice]

i dont think the crowd knows english

[AnotherMartian]

the crowd is obviously scared lol

[MrDhavaldb]

this is guy stole the jokes from famous comedian russell peters.. be original man..

[sahmichowdhury]

People think muslims aren't funny because of this... watch axis of evil this person is the lamest muslim comedian ever!

[irgendwerjoker]

if this is america's funniest muslim, then the muslims are truly some sad sad folks.

[irgendwerjoker]

he is not funny.

[donmoreno25]

are all ppl in the crowd doctor and politics? guy is good. crowd borin

[forgottenbooks]

The crowd sucks..

[MakeAGameWithMe]

If this is the funniest muslim than they are the most boring people on earth...no surprise there.

[southernsympathy88]

he sucks!

[alfonzo383]

this sucks so bad

[mrrock53i]

is this rick ross from 2000?

[LickLuck1]

GO HOME

[revolverA]

This audience sucks.

[flywithmeamerica]

he stole jokes from Russell Peter

[palmer911]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! this crowd sucks tho!

[b9b9q]

hahahaha ur so funny man

[crazyanimal187]

well if he shaved the beard and got a haircut he wouldn't have a problem at the airport.

[hodoboc]

What is wrong with those people? His act was hysterical...

[hinatheawesome]

dang.. tough crowd..

[Mohamed636]

@hinatheawesome I think they just werent mic'd up

[unh0lynesss]

@rifakdatrum

i did a little research on the first part of what you said and i found out that Muhammed had 3 war's and the were all "just wars". the reason for this was the very existent of Islam was at threat when he lived. the Kufaar (non believers) raged war against muslims because they saw Islam as a threat to wipe out idol worshiping.

you should try researching a little more bro before you say much.

[avio07]

Dude get some funny from Amazon... and get on P90x while you are at it... The dumbest jokes I've ever heard, only a dumbass would find these funny... some of your material is horrible rip off Russell Peters, you make it sound bad... like someone stabbed it.

[SWIFTzTrigger]

if he had shorter hair and no beard Im sure people would laugh more. and perhaps laugh 200x more if he was white :/ sad...

[BountyHunterSAx]

@SWIFTzTrigger:

I disagree. If he were white there'd be no "novelty"; so NOBODY would be interested in watching him. He's hardly that funny, IMHO.

-AHMAD

[GrizzlyFist]

He got funnier as it went on. The crowd is laughing but the volume is low assume.

[floatinsun]

who said madras is school ediot! madrasa is a place where they teach how to hate Jewish, and Americans.. and how to hate people of other religion and discriminate people and identify muslim by saying islamic greetings ....and how to blow yourself! ha ha

[SWIFTzTrigger]

@floatinsun no it literally translates as school...

[godzthebest]

Lame crowd..this guy is fucking awesome!!!

[2hottie69Forever]

@godzthebest

i dont think so,

i think only muslims think he is funny.

[godzthebest]

@2hottie69Forever -.-"

[powerfin7]

what's wrong with the crowd? 

[3atoe]

@powerfin7 they are too old !

[alexilaiho1st]

@powerfin7 I think not all of them speak english lol

[DJKingVevo]

@powerfin7 they doesnt understand english :D

[yahyawaqfi]

What's wrong with them?! The V-W thing was funny!

[DrBarber101]

I don't get it. Do these people have no soul? xD

Why don't they laugh!? He's hilarious!

[SixFootEightTao]

what a bad audience

[itsme4091]

i dont get that november 9th joke.

[Vortex289]

@itsme4091 In America you write month/day/year. In Europe you write day/month/year. So 9/11 in US is the eleventh september. In Europe it's 9th november.

[omganotherun]

Audience is probably wondering which of his family members daydreams about murdering them at random.

[abr7000]

stupid .. and all of them same topics and they have no new stories and ( iraq , bom , arab , 911 , news , cnn .. i dont know what ) everyone things he is funny but they are sooo boring and i just ask them to watch them self's in the mirror before doing a show

[glower125]

@abr7000 I SO AGREE. I GUESS MUSLIMS COMEDIANS ARE LIMITED ON TO THESE SUBJECTS.

[abr7000]

@glower125 you are rite its not only limited topics but also you know ( they cant say much bad words , so they try to create stories which we are all bored off since 10 years until today )

[iheartdacookiemonsta]

This is hilarious, I haven't actually laughed this genuinely in

[iheartdacookiemonsta]

I get the joke when he's saying "and honey and honey and honey" at around 4:00, it's referring to the somewhat popular practice of polygamy in Arabia.

Just a heads up because he said that some people don't understand this joke.

[Lifeisironicreject]

I like this guy ^_^

[abwelly]

not funny at all.

[MrShikshim]

not funny 

[AshesOfHopeJT]

read the koran, sharia law demands oppression of woman

[glower125]

@AshesOfHopeJT YOU MUST BE THE STUPIDEST HUMAN ON THE PLANET. YOU ARE AN EMBARRASSMENT TO THE HUMAN RACE...MY ADVICE IS BURY YOURSELF ALIVE,

[hmdhmd8]

some of the audience was like this " OH MY GOD THATS GOD DAMN FUNNY BUT I CANT.... I CANT LAUGHT HE IS MUSLIM "

[yazeed4]

@hmdhmd8 he's not funny .. really not at all

[hmdhmd8]

@yazeed4 yeah i know im a muslim and he is not funny but there is people think hes funny but they dont want to laugh

[Chhenu]

The guy ain't funny. Period. 

[utkusarioglu]

@ilovenasra it's turkish

[ratonL]

What's wrong with the audience? Boo, he was great!

[CR7equalsLM10]

Not funny

[rock4lifeize]

i couldnt breath in the part of 1 2 3 4 5 ROCL

[JanHuniche]

If they laugh to much... They can be considered a threat to "National Security" and be detained for life... !!!.

[networksport1111]

hes funny, but Americas funniest muslim has to be Dave Chappelle. imho

[PsychoRyanoo]

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFL X'DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i watch this video like fucking Millions timmme i canntt stop laughiinggg X'DDDDDDDDDD LMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAO!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!! AZHAR USMAN FOR THE FUCKING WIN !<333333333333333333333

[TheUnknowKING]

wow nobody is laughin

:D hahahahaa HAHAHAHAH  SO EMBARRASSING

[humzkiii]

stupid audience

[R1S9S9R1]

Was this at a funeral? I can't think of any other reason no ones laughing.

[aidniymevoli]

HE IS NOT FUNNY.

[rock4lifeize]

@aidniymevoli where is ur sense of humor 

[MNoman14]

nice one

[SocialistDemocracy]

the only time the full audience laugh is when he said "I can tickle Juu"

fucken retards

[2012nugget]

To each his own I guess, I found him quite boring.

[iwannab0123]

stupid audience...when you're telling jokes, the audience should laugh or else the stand up would just look stupid even though his jokes are very funny...

[CaptainRano]

See the terrace from the terrace lol!

[arifkhan]

Dude, have yall seen the "Eid Hijinks" video on Youtube? hahaha, oh man, that is wayyy better than this!

[nrashid123]

@arifkhan : DUDE. EID HIJINKS is HIGH-LARIOUS!!! Everyone should watch it.

[Matsuyamanokage]

Haha, nice, very nice. I laughed quite loudly. xD

[TheCrazyvega]

I think they didn't laugh because they were waiting for the tik tak tik tak sound.

[Birkawia]

He's hilarious!! My God what a DULL crowd loool

[blokeish]

The audience seems terrified, as if its Osama.

[777brownpride]

Sucks

[Jothaxify]

The audience are actually peeing their pants, you just can't hear it cause the sound quality on the stage is good. Look at their faces.

[ELmahico1234]

Dave Chapelle is muslim and much funnier than this fatty

[adeelsalman1]

CRAP... this dude isnt even close to funny!

[knightofrock1908]

lol at first all i heard was iginmvbrtenbjnnnnnnniueeehrt [im a muslim im just telling my opinion no angry comments please tq]

[kibariye34]

I bet the audience didn't even understand him. I can know it, i'm turkish :D

[philyB08]

Wait so Muslims are allowed tell jokes but the rest of us are'nt? One joke about lets say Muhammad and there's thousands on the streets crying for death and blood. Bullshit!!!!

[key2010]

@philyB08 you are getting it wrong ... muhammad isn't a strict name for the prophet muhammad , it's an arabian name ... any one can be called muhammad. he shouldn't have said it because lot's of people don't know that... still no harm done,it's ok!

[Megamel99]

I thought he was hilarious. Poor guy. What a terrible audience. Whey weren't they laughing? Did they not get the jokes? If I were him I wouldn't have been able to finish the act.

[chocoholic199615]

@Megamel99 They were laughing, u just cant hear them properly. When the cameras turn to them you can see that they are laughing. Btw i think hes quite an okay comedian. He aint that bad.

[Megamel99]

@chocoholic199615 I thought he was funny.  Maybe it is the sound. I can see some people laughing but it didn't sound like a lot of people laughing.

[3k2k1k1]

WTF this guy is funny. whats up with the audience. i mean really?

6:20

[Rustaflix]

Only really funny when you understand his jokes :P

[999Thip]

look now, people were right about obummer, he is a traitor,

[jcnwosg]

awesome, one of d best on u tube

[Maddy4374]

worst comedy i seen in my life

[Axmedkoole]

"I can't believe a man whose name is Barack Hussein Obama is a contender of US presidency..." In fact, 7 months latter that same man was elected a US president. ONLY in America.

[Rapsmalife]

Lame ass audience.....

[DavetheTitan96]

this audience is just embarrassing him ..he is hilarious ,,,, he deserves better

[0nline1nder]

@DavetheTitan96

I agree with you. I myself am a tough critic on comedians..especially the foreign ones but some of his jokes were hilarious...I guess some of the audience were scared

[NestireY]

They wanna mock Muslims

by a man make people laugh on 'em

SHIT

[cheyeah96]

i think he got the date wrong for 9/11 cause he said "November 9" LOLOLOL...

[cool4ever1]

@cheyeah96 that's the point of the joke, he meant to say "November 9"

[NoLimitzSB]

@cheyeah96 November is the 11th month, 9 is the 9th day...So basically 9/11 means November 9 Lol...But I know it's confusing some times

[jaythugs4shakur]

nice nice nice nice nice nice

[astroboirap]

the audience is truly bad

[MusaMusick]

This guy is the man

[Reshad713]

worse audiece..... ever

[missairhead97]

lame audience

[L2theE2the0]

how is this funny??