chuck noris jokes

[Mematman15]

These aren't Chuck Norris jokes. They're undeniable facts.

[mindlessb1380108]

what a loser.......such a pathetic jerk wait someone just broke through my door..whos that bearded redehead waitburogvfoHFLjpghielsdgjksds­?GHlEIpghgdkl" heGPOIHPRWEGKLHwgiowel'ighlgh;­lkWRHJEOPGHIRE'GK;WEKRHNG;KDNG­JKLA;Ga/glrjnlknfdlgnaklgnfmsg­nfmsdngsad/n,mnalkgnrklgnamsfd­gnma,fsd gnmang?aKWTE'BNWAEGWAEGnanBA;G­RNFMKN/JALNG;K;neH;OSAGHEARHIE­PAWHrishya'piohrepsrnghajlfvnk­abeo854yw3thjrsd;grhgi;wahaehg­aoawehgaioewh463pireuthq-3u5ih­e;gidhsaerl;ja aaaahhhhh MY HEAD!!

[NarutoLoveyDovey]

jeus can walk on watter but chuck noris can swim trough land 

[27fails5]

Guys Really? whats with all the Chuck Norris jokes. Hes just an actor i mean, is he actually going to come to my house and bang my head on the keyboayifgfftthfg dfrdfsdurhwiurexcvjnuyvbkn

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[HipHopPopist]

God said let there be light, Chuck Norris said say please

[valdez61]

once some one told chuck norris jupitor was a planet and he dissagreed

[psweeny100]

the only reason chuck noris make crop circul so prople can kno he's not from this world

[ofodao14]

chuck norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. chuck norris goes killing.

[ofodao14]

chuck norris once played russian roulette with a fully loaded gun and won

[S0ME1ACDCrulez]

God didn't want to create Earth or anything else... Chuck Norris made him to do it in 7 days xD

[TheHenryMccarty]

Chuck Norris got a driver's license when he was 18-seconds! xDD.Chuck noris can hit a mosquito in left ball with bazooka when he is in flight.Chuck noris does not listen to music, music listens to him.Jesus walked on water Chuck swam in the dirt... xDD.Chuck made a heater which is cooled in the winter.Chuck Norris can slid uphill.

[Dominykas14]

chuck noris can slam shut the revolving door

[LordNezrok]

When chuck norris does a push up he doesnt push himself up, he pushes the world down.

[CobraAssassin94]

chuck noris killed 2 rocks with one bird

[Dejimg]

bill gates lives in constant fear that chuck norises computer will crash

[jidokosam]

thats awesome chuck noris own

[Jesseizzle2]

when the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks under his bed for chuck norris.

[bradoilersfan1]

you spelt his name wrong now hes gonna kill you in your sleep

[Rock1Golem]

Why on earth would Chuck Norris bother waiting for him to go to sleep?

[M3turko]

Chuck Norris is so awesome he can kick the fart back in your ass

[Rambowookie]

the origianal alien v predator was called Alien Vs Predator Vs chuck noris. but the producers knew noone would watch a movie lasting 14 seconds.

chuck noris gave redbull wings.

first joke is not mine second is

[LUVtoTUMBLEandSWIM]

haha ive herd a lot of these jokes b4!! but they're still funny

[TaintedDemon]

Your stole all these from the internet you moron, no one is that stupid.... you dident make up any of these because i've seen them all on internet just Google Chuck Noriss jokes it's the first link you fail.

[twenty3kid]

hey dude i wasnt talking about the jokes i was talking about the video putting them all together and adding music obviously i didnt make the jokes up u idiot... christ

[twenty3kid]

not really that song owns

[volcement]

FUNNY BUT ITS SO SLOW

[twenty3kid]

its slow because i wanted the whole song to play out and its a long song

[twenty3kid]

sorry about 1:25 it got cut off end of joke

= and no body would go back on the island to retreiv the footage