arthur at his best

[AzherAlAzzawi]

Does he touch You? ... 

[reik2590]

that awkward moment when the father is funnier than the son

yes i'm talking to you ben stiller

LONG LIVE JERRY STILLER

he was funny in seinfeld too

[silentnlurking]

has anyone noticed the episodes on TV land show parts not on your local channels,or when it aired on weekly broadcast.

[10335086]

1:10

[emf753]

jerry stiller is amzazing. i cant believe that he wasnt nominated for an emmy.

[meterotronic]

society's crazy because leah remini's hot? Perhaps you should try actually interacting with your son and doing something that actually teaches him something meaningful, instead of having him couped up in your apt making him believe some nonsense about the world.

You were a sheltered child. I pity you and your narrow mind.

[meterotronic]

i'd touch her..

[SumNJFella]

@meterotronic Your a sick human being. My son and I watch youtube videos after homework is complete for good, wholesome fun, and coming across pigs like yourself is just the lowest of the low. People like you is why this society is so crazy.

[Cookie89Kupo]

@SumNJFella somebody is new to the internet...

[SumNJFella]

@Cookie89Kupo I find myself appalled at the lack of respect. I enjoy watching videos on Youtube for a good, hearty chuckle. I work hard and deserve to read interesting comments from my Youtube peers.We stay up many a nights, many into the wee hrs discussing issues of overcoming the obstacles of daily life& coming across ppl like you just horrible. My father used to tell me to put my faith in the good lord and pray for ppl like you. I also enjoy getting recipes ton make tasty treats for my fam

[Cookie89Kupo]

@SumNJFella All he said was "i'd touch her". You seriously need to get out more buddy.

[AcousticKazooXBL]

@SumNJFella Watch the videos and not the comments and it wouldn't be a problem.

[AzherAlAzzawi]

@AcousticKazooXBL yeah you're right...



[sha370z]

how did she get that house her husband work for ups that house in NY would

cost millions of dollars

[50sJohnny]

jimmy marbles..lol

[jevilscientist]

Arthur Spooner for prez!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



[mrmotownmadness89]

what the hell it's like with every video I watch, carrie gets hotter. saweeet.

[roteViolation]

holy crap

[BarstoolBlues33]

It really is Jerry Stiller's mannerisms that make his characters so hilarious.  The way he holds his head down and grabs his hands in shame when he says he was "stealing money" makes me laugh out loud every time. Jerry Stiller is a treasure.

[rustinpeace1992]

does he touch you lol

[BlackDynamiteNYC]

I was.......stealing money!

LOL

[DonGenerico88]

"Does he touch you!!?"

[PowerWurmi]

Aha, to this I was just looking for an tic tac and .. here we gooo XD

[nogoodsnookeroo]

Carrie is so hot

[gunslingerlegend]

I love KOQ(it's my fav show ever)! And I wish they would make more but it had it's run. It's an awesome show! I watch it every day! Leah Remini and Nicole Sullivan(Holly: the dog walker) are sooo hot! Thumbs up if you agree!

[KelseyEaton]

@jamesmacilroy Yes Ben plays Arthur's dad in a few episodes

[rdority]

Wish KoQ's would come back for more seasons!

[kudelbudel]

Wow, I just noticed how similar the original voice is to the German voice of Arthur

[simoc555]

JIMMY MARBLES!!

[Quigz789]

what episode is this from does anyone know?

[Alturqeyathome82]

@Quigz789 assaulted nuts season 2 :)

[ninjaXchameleon]

haha, he's the best!!!

[racegenious]

that's only because I was stealing money.....

[Pravoizavlijesvijeta]

carrie is incredibly hot in this one.

[jamesmacilroy]

Also Ben stillers mum is also in king of queens she plays spence's mum

[jamesmacilroy]

Do u know that jerry stiller who plays Arthur is in fact Ben stillers dad he's in a few of ben's films such as zoolander & the heartbreak kid r just 2 of the films jerry is in :-)

[cubdukat]

@jamesmacilroy Didn't Ben show up in one episode as either Doug's dad or Arthur's dad?

[Alturqeyathome82]

@cubdukat Yes.

Shrink Wrap.

[Br00dj3]

Too bad she's a Scientologywhore.

[Hightower2804TP]

@Br00dj3

WTF ? I didn't know that !!!

[Clifton100]

@Br00dj3 I wouldn't care, my penis might be abducted, but if I had a chance to fuck her (any hole will do) I'd take that horrifying risk. lol

[IPawnt]

@Clifton100 I would do her even if her vagina was made of knives....okay maybe not.

[a7lam1usa]

does he touche you

[liamevans1987]

he should have got his own spin off at some point!

[IsaakHunt]

That's definitely one of my favorite 'Arthur moments'.

If you're interested in Jerry Stiller, you need to read his autobiography 'Married to Laughter'. It's quite interesting to read where he comes from and how he became a comedian.

I love this guy!

[luvstewie123]

my all time favorite show!! <3

[IPawnt]

Leah Remini is too fucking hot.

[thearrah]

@IPawnt isnt she....

[Clifton100]

@IPawnt That's a perfect statment. How to improve it is beyond me.

[IPawnt]

@Clifton100 I agree my brother.

[MrBcomeaux]

This is definitely one of my favorite scenes from the show! I also like the ones where he forbids Halloween and where Doug convinces him to order all the food he wants.

[elbriano1000]

My bookie Jimmy Marble is gonna break my kneecaps

Arthur is HILARIOUS

[Helionnecromonger]

oh man... now there is a nazi discussion in youtube comments about a king of queens scene... first: today nearly nobody is a nazi in germany and second: there are people who like the german dub more and there are people who like the english dub more. whats the matter ? everyone has its own opinion.

[TheVulgarCowboy]

"Birth control pills, dad", "What does you need birth control pills - DOES HE TOUCH YOU?!" .. Jerry Stiller's rage outbreaks are just hilarious like nothing else! :D

[atlasshrugged2u]

God I love this character! Arthur's the best!

This is the episode when Doug shot himself in the..."twins playpen"

[motownmadness89]

Leah is sooooooo fine here. daamn.

[toyotas2006]

0:35

That's only because I was.........stealing money

[king1kevino]

in german its better

[23RapMusic]

@king1kevino Fuck german.It ruins good american tv.

[1337manz]

@king1kevino are you fucking retarded? german is shit and nazi, when you dub ANY show, they suck just as much as all you germans do, learn english.

[king1kevino]

@1337manz youre a fucking idiot. i'm not german i'm swiss and not all the germans are nazis you fucking stupid faggot. its like i would say that all english people have sex with tea or all american people are criminal and black

[123Sasori321]

@1337manz lol ^^

who is the nazi? you, or the germans?

right now YOU are the nazi because you don´t even know some germans and "ooooh they are all nazis"

fuck you ~

[ParkHillProjects]

@1337manz

you fuckin ignorant bastard, what the fuck do you know about that shit, you little piece of shit, dont go discriminate people if you dont know shit, because people like you exist, there`ll be always hate , fool!

[VegardMinde]

Oh my god she was hot... -before she put on weight !

[WoW24hours]

arthur spooner is my very favourite comedic character, his sence of humor is just amazing ! xD

[xmisskate1990x]

lmao I love Arthur hes the best

[Bananarepublicboy]

Arthur Spooner is easily one of the best characters of the 90's and beyond.

Same class like Tony Soprano, Homer Simpson etc.

Excellent Character!

[mayagnsh]

does he touch you!!! '

hahaha classic

[2015NOTW]

this is the only show that always puts a smile on my face regardless the circumstances thx king of queens for every episode u have done for viewers like me god bless and god bless.. muah

[torifan2]

@2015NOTW I feel the very same way! i'll be in a bad mood, having to go to work, or do laundry, and I pop one of these DVD's in and before I know it I'm lmao. every single character, Doug, Spence, Danny, esp Arthur God I just love this frickin show

[RSHD10]

yeah....Arthurs charceter must be one of the funniest . And jerry stiller is the one of the comedy king.

The king of queens rockzzzzzz everytime i see it:P

[hodgoo]

100% agree, this show no matter what , no matter how many times ive seen it cracks me up, Kevin james and Jerry stiller are kings!

[Flo673]

*DOES HE TOUCH U??!?!?!??!!

[anthonygibbone]

Cariee is hotttttt

[JDBernal82]

fuck yeah she is

[futurechamp1]

funniest show on tv

[24MartinONDS]

@futurechamp1

It seriously was yes. But now its no more on TV in our country, so its two and a half men now =)

[Clifton100]

why is she wearing a bra?

That irritates me a bit.

[champlain9]

Love Jerry, love the show

[ITheGMan23]

what is this show without arthur man,.. he is awesome

[a7lam1usa]

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Lovetheskorpionshow]

This show is EPIC! every episode is so fucking funny:)

[DARKnDODGY]

exept for the one where Doug n Deekin lose their jobs....maan that was a writers strike cringeworthy episode....but the rest...yea fair comment maan......

[Lovetheskorpionshow]

You didnt like that episode???

[DARKnDODGY]

hahaha...good call on the private message....yup thats the one....

[ITheGMan23]

@DARKnDODGY who is deekin... the name is deacon for gods sake

[DARKnDODGY]

@ITheGMan23 ...then why ask...

[ITheGMan23]

for u to write it right the next time

[DARKnDODGY]

but u asked who he was then answered ur own question..does that make anymore sense..

get over it dude smoke a joint and watch my vid on "animals on weed"...its great....happy new year....

[ITheGMan23]

well DARKnDODGY to be honest my man, I just finished a J lol.... it wasn't meant in any offense, I just wanted to tell u that..happy new year, for u too... peace out

[nbafan11122]

haha

[writertrump]

in this clip she looks like she got back from a gym, and she's a little sweaty.. she just looks so SEXY!

[wobblegook]

i wanna touch carrie

[writertrump]

we all do.

[wobblegook]

but this was in her prime years, she doesn't look like that anymore.

[writertrump]

give me a fucking break, she looks awesome still, older yea, but shes a MILF now

[DARKnDODGY]

wobblegook...dude stay clear of anyone who got the same name as a horror movie......

[pshret]

does he touch u ?

[D3TOX3R]

ARTHURITIS!!!

[writertrump]

god carrie is HOT

[eddy87su]

I always have a problem watching KoQ cause I always get distracted by how freakin hot Leah Remini is, I mean she's a fuckin BOMB!

[writertrump]

well I dont, most likey because I do enjoy the comic parts too

but anyone who cannot see how hot she is has no balls lol

[eddy87su]

Dont get me wrong I enjoy the comic parts too, but sometimes its hard to focus on the lines when she's parading around in tight skirts and opened blouses if you know what I mean!

[DARKnDODGY]

eddy87su....tell your momma to sit down cuz u tryin to watch the T.V.........

[eddy87su]

wtf?

[GamesAndSportsful]

haha arthurs freakin funny. ;D

story? no story.. hahaha :D

[ZekeAndroid48]

BIrth control pills? DOES HE TOUCH YOU!!?!? lmao

[AndyG123456789123456]

when leah leaves the room the second time you can see how she smiles ^^

[allezleblue10]

Does he touch u lol

[Crankee78]

Arthur was the best he was like 'I'm not feeling very validated right now" lol..

[jimmyplane]

She knows that he was searching for used panties to sniff later.

[AndiInDaHousE]

thats only because i was stealing money xD

[castma83]

"Jimmy Marbles" I love the names Arthur uses for his acquiantances.

[braviaevan]

It's obvious that this old perverted bastard goes into her hamper and sniffs her moist panties. What's Doug going to do? It's her father.

[kellyfortune]

I love Arthurs 'on-the-spot', improvised stories for when he's worming out of a situation! lol

[foxmoto17]

improvised..........im pretty sure there is a script

[kellyfortune]

improvised by the 'character', numbnuts.

[mane2044]

does he touch u.... lol

[echopark48]

they should make an Arthur soundboard

[almaofdrums]

i would love that!

[geisha62]

lol loved that idea!

[YipekiyayMotherFuker]

@echopark48

google

jerry stiller soundboard

third link

[BattleBrawlerX]

@echopark48

Yeah, an Artur Soundbank, which could be used in game like Worms! :D

[wwwiiable]

DOES HE TOUCH YOU !!!!!!! ????????

[sweethottaco]

YES!!!!! LOL

[amp884ever]

arthur is my fav!!!!

[PhilippxG]

o man cerry looks so hot man

[DarkSunshineRain]

Jerry Stiller=Genius.

[heydeli1]

omg, so funny--

[mrmeme4u]

DOES HE TOUCH YOU!!!!! I love it!

[zloop]

hahaha,,,didn't see that coming,,,hilarious

[PlayerVid]

that was just great

[Z0hann]

What do ya need birth control pills? DOES HE TOUCH YOU!!>??!?!?!?!?

[NaturalBornHedonist]

LOL hilarious !!!

[wisesatyr72]

eat at chang's ttties

[milansc]

Arthur is a unique character.

I love the show.

[sweethottaco]

arthur can touch me anytime.

[Kurt8765]

DOES HE TOUCH YOU!

[MIAgdup]

that last part made me piss myself laughing

[imeldaDuke]

Carries so hot with her deep voice! ^^

[mitis28]

OK, whats the story ?No story i stand only hear and scretching my head...^^

It's only because i'm stealing money ...LOL^^

DOES HE TOUCH YOU !!!???!!!!^^ the best ever♥♦♣♠

[ClickForOutkast]

DOES HE TOUCH YOU?

[morningtime00]

fat or skinny i would still take her out

[maxwell4rwl]

Check this: "King of Queens Dance Compilation"

You'll love it! ;-)

[sonnyboy0502]

Check this:

You are a succer!!

[laclica79]

omg hahahaha funny shit

[Forestgravy]

ha yeah thats it Arthur, scratch your head, then no-one could possibly guess what you were up to.

[Phil0267]

Oohhh nice bra strap at :48- to :65. Well done Arthur Spooner. Loved the show!!

[joetri10]

his name is jerry stiller :P lol

[Nanett01]

Hi! somebody would be able to tell me what is his title and his artist for the song that sounds then when Doug recalls the time filled with the chicken. This was in season 9, and 8partly. Sorry, but I"m not very vell english

[EddySwass]

Arthur's the best! hahahahaha!!

[jezzetv]

DOES HE TOUCH YOU!!!!>!

[ChasingSunset99]

she slimmed down again though

[amgceg]

she was pregnat......

[nateislegend]

But it wasn't a "pregnant" fat.

It was more like a "Dear god, I let myself go" fat lol.

[amgceg]

lol...nice...but still, she had a befor labor fat, and after labor fat.....then she did slim down, and it's all good now!!!

[nateislegend]

oh. Its cool then! lol

[bamboozle1o1]

uhh, she was pregnant honey :)

[superthing0]

HAHA yes indeed Arthur at his best!!!

[Brotha633]

hahahahahaha this was fucking funnny.

[ZekeAndroid48]

Why do you need birth control pills? DOES HE TOUCH YOU!!?? lmao

[AktivAgressiv]

...DOES HE TOUCH YOU ?!  perfect ^^

[iWigY]

xD xD

[macklin3381]

0;00 he look at the purse like a crackhead

[lauracas2007]

the las t comment was crap a might touch you

[romanitoss]

Carrie is so hot!

[BlakesCooking]

correction. carrie WAS hot.

[89frostylynn89]

Truth is I was looking foe a Tic-Tac... What do you need Birth Control for? DOES HE TOUCH YOU??!!??