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  • 0:51 avert ya eyes or you'll go blind!

  • Brilliant

  • "She ain't even British but she's from Middle Earth or some shit" HAHAHA

    I LOVE their accents when they are alone.

    XD

  • Winshit is NOT a DAMEE!

    Daniel can u stop at a garage ye? I is wantin a fantaa and some scratchcards.

    PROUD TO BE BRITISHH BITCHESS <3

  • how positively cruel!!! lol..

  • In reply to METALisLOUDER, her voice changes because it's a comedy show. The central gag of this series of sketches is that Dench and Mirren act in an unexpectedly chavvy manner with each other and with Winslet, but quickly reassume their familiar accents when talking in public.

  • Dame Kiri Te Kanawa she's not even British but shes from Middle Earth or some shit... LMAO.

  • Brand gets judi real voice down to a tee

  • How come when Judi gets interviewed her voice changes?

  • so funny British cartoonz

  • lol! this is so funny!!!!

  • F**king helarious!!

  • Now it's, "Kate has wonshit"!

  • Too true , KidDaleLoon . Kate was the undisputed queen of the awards season this year and won them all !

    I would love to see a new episode of this now that she has finally won an Oscar . It would be great to see her be able to rub it in their faces that she has an Oscar too now. LOL

  • @KidDaleLoon

    no, its "kate bought-it"

  • Daniel, stop at the garage yeah, i iz wanting a fanta and some scratch cards!

    haha the best bit!!

  • judi dench innit

    The old slapper what was in the James bond flicks

  • who is the other dame, besides diana rigg that mirren is talking about?

  • dame kiri te kanawa is the other person Maholo89. Probably more famous (and knighted before) all the dames in this skit.

    If you do a you tube search there may be loads of uploads on her (I haven't checked) but lovely singer

  • LMAO Kate Winshit, i really hope ITV comissions a 2nd season this show owns!

  • Wikipedia says this WAS animation show based on current affairs so id o`nt think they are sorry

  • looooooooooooooooool!!!these cartoon rocks!!!

  • i'm gonna call you kate winshit and your midlle name will be don't . kate don't win shit lol

  • win shit is not a dame! lol

    how can i be coppin off wiv daniel day lewis if mah breff is smellin laack yow feeshy knickers!?

  • What does Mirren say when Judi Dench says Cate Blanchett?

  • Complete Slag

  • She says, "Convict Slag".

  • Ooh, it IS convict. Thanks.

  • yeah convict. australia was where a lot of english prisoners were shipped off to back in the day.

  • jack! im flying!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Winslet, I ATSKED for Quavers, innit?! How can I be copping off with Daniel Day Lewis if my breath stinks like your fishy knickers!

  • LAWLZ. <3!

  • lol

    slag, slag, convict slag.. lol

  • LOL.. u stupid.

  • lmao kate dont winshit lmao hilarious

  • hahaha kate dont winshit geniouse

    and I am a dame  WINSHIT IS NOT A DAME!!! haha

  • lol this made me laaf!! ( up urs!) lol

  • 'Hey, Dame Mirren. LOSER!! Hey Daniel can we stop off at a garage? I is wantin a fanta and sum scratchcards.' Lmso. Luv it.

  • OMG this is fucking awesome!

  • slag. slag. slag. love it

  • lol chavvy dames

  • the adventures of mirren and dench.......and kate winslet

  • "he'z got bigga tits dan mee" LMAO!

  • LMFAO

    KATE DON'T WINSHITT!!

  • HAHAHAHAHA LOVE it :D

  • "there will be BLOOD.. coz i'll cut ya!"

  • Love Mirren "I'm flying Jack" with her tits out...

  • luv it

  • LMFAOO!!!

  • top class comedy he he

  • 2:27 she not even british shes from middle earth or some shit, LMFAO

  • Kate da windshit LOL

  • ITS "Kate Don't Winshit, ha ha ha Ya get me?"

    LMFAO "I axed for quavers init, how can i be copin off with daniel day-louis if my breath stinks like your fishy nickers"

  • hahaha this is my fav sketch in this show!!

  • lol "she's from middle eath or some shit!"

  • LOL JUDI DENCH! "she is a LOOOOOSERRRR! Yeah!"

  • omg this is the funniest thing i've seen in a long time. i love the line kate don't winshit. ha ha great.

  • LOL! I doubt that Helen Mirren is that mean in real life.

  • haha please put the other ones up! this is my favourite sketches of each episode! :)

  • I FLYING JACK! lol

  • I'm flyinggggggggggg JACK!

    LOL

  • Lmao ! '' Kate Wins Shit! ''

  • they change voice to show that behind closed doors they can be Bitches,then act all nice and sweet while they are all in Lights and Glamour

  • that one about the boat?

    Kate-dont-winshit!!

    lol funny probly the best sketch of headcases, ha its funny how her voice changes when they are being interviewed lol

  • "there will be blood!, coz al cut ya!" LOLOLOL

  • yes i got that lolol

  • That waz realli funny

    kate dont winshit lol

  • That one about the boat, haha

  • What's happened to U.K. comedy? This is pretty poor.

  • well i didn't know i thought she won an oscar on titanic or any of her films foleyisgod666 and moron yourself god why is everybody picking on me about my comments if she didn't win an oscar then that's tight she should of and if i don't know heather mills i don't know her

  • popskool8833 its cate blanchett the third one judi dench says then helen says covict slag alocholic slag lmao is dame like fame thank god kate winslet judi dench and helen mirren are friends in real life kate winslet has got oscars so i don't know what helen miren is talking about

  • Jessica, Kate Winslet has not won an Oscar... hence the joke "Have you got an Oscar?" Because she doesn't. Moron.

  • It was joke because she was nominated for Oscar 5 times (For Sense and Sensibility, Titanic, Iris, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind and Little Children) and didn't win any.

  • I hope she wins it soon though... Along with Cate Blanchett she is one of the best actresses of her generation

  • "kate don't win-shit"

    genius!

  • "I'm flying Jack!!!"ROFLMAO :-))

    so funny!!!

  • classic...

    "kate don't winshit"

    lmao!

  • Oi Winslet! Stay away from Daniel or there will be blood. Coz ill cut ya!

  • Yes, I got that!

  • "IM FLYING JACK!!!"

    "She is a looooooooooooooooosa!!!"

    "So many WONDERFUL performences! Such as Julie Christie -slag- Tilda Swinton -slag- some1... -alcoholic slag- Shes only joking come along dear!

    "Even Dame Diana Rigg *Spit* Is a dame! *Mirren turns 2 camera* And she iis a slapper BTW"

    These comments r the funniest eva!! Oh and im not sure bout the names Dench says and what Helen says at the start of the 3rd slag. Oh yh and these r CLASSICS!! Too bad theres only this sketch! 4 now anyway....

  • "IM FLYING JACK!!!"

    "She is a looooooooooooooooosa!!!"

    "So many WONDERFUL performences! Such as Julie Christie -slag- Tilda Swinton -slag- some1... -alcoholic slag- Shes only joking come along dear!

    "Even Dame Diana Rigg *Spit* Is a dame! *Mirren turns 2 camera* And she iis a slapper BTW"

    These comments r the funniest eva!! Oh and im not sure bout the names Dench says and what Helen says at the start of the 3rd slag. Oh yh and these r CLASSICS!! Too bad theres only this sketch! 4 now anyway....

  • Why are they talking like Africans?

  • they are supposed to be chavs and act posh when the press is about

  • they're supposed to be chavs

  • they are being chavs not africans. where are you getting that?

  • Chavs don't talk like that where I live! Maybe they do in London but that's because of the huge number of Africans and Pakistanis you have down there, so it rubs off on the white ones, innit?

  • group of people may vary between geographical areas

  • " Winslet! I arks for Quavers, innit!"

  • "I'M FLYING JACK!"

    "Kate Don't Winshit"

    "I is a dame. You is a Dame"

    Mirren's quotes were incredible XD! even though i hated all the Kate jokes

  • Oh my god! THis is the funniest thing I've seen in a LOOOOOOONG while. Thanks so much!

  • There should be a whole half hour dedicated to these three characters, I was pissed when they didn't show the Dame's in this weeks episode!

  • all of it was funny and great ( even though u copied it off the comp lol ) 10/10

  • nah bobs farm is better so is crikey!its the tories

  • ahh fishy nikers lool

  • 'she is a loooooosa!' lol XD

  • spitting image is 1 millions times better

  • spitting image is 1 millions times better

  • lmfao!

    kate dont win shit

    LOL loved it also 10/10

  • holy shit man u are uppsesed wid helen miren! HEY PPL CHEK OUT 'ER VIDEOS! love it though! 10/10

  • the graphics are soo gud

  • lol kate dont winshit

  • heather mills was the best

  • kate winshit lol - headcases is cool - these r my favourite characters i think - thnx 4 posting!

  • This was my favourite part of the show.

    I is a dame! XD

  • its on tv again tonigfht hope we see a new sketch of The Adventures of Helen Mirren & Judi Dench

  • i loves it when judy ses loser lol

  • me too and were she talkes numle to the camera

  • LMAOOOOOO

  • Dame Judy reminds me of Tommy from the rugrats haha!

  • hahaha this is so true!!! she so doesn't win anything! one day hopefully! loll... i love dench and mirren!! they rockk

  • My favourite bit is

    Kate WInshit

    as in Kate Don't Win SHit hahahahahahahaha

  • mirren popping up and sayin Slag is dead funny.

    "there will be blood" "KATE dont win shit" "i'm flying jack" hahaha hahahaha

  • i aksed for quavers lol

  • lol

  • LMAO!

  • Can they turn this into a film? With the real actors playing their parts. That would really be funny :D

  • absolutely fn where didu get it===ehhhhhh de verdad estuvo muy bueno ana.... gracias por el post!

    KaPo

  • I've been having a really crappy day all day and this has brightened my whole day up. Judi's voice is really funny i love the way she says "Looosserr!!!!!!" "Middle Earth or some shit" lmao

  • She is a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSER!!

    haha hilarious!

  • ??????????

  • Sorry, but the Dame Helen caricature really looks NOTHING like her!

    Aside from that, this is a hilarious video.

    Thanks for posting this.

  • Yes, you are right... Besides, poor Helen doesn't have such a cattish temper and she not only entices the "attention" of Jack Nicholson, as we perfectly know :D

    But I have to admit I cannot stop laughing at the moment she cries "Look Jack, I'm flying"... Anyway, I think that Helen and Judi will be regular characters bitching around in the programme, meaning that there will be more mordacious episodes like this one!

  • LOL: Though it does not seem very flattering (or truthful) to our Divine Dame, I must admit that this video is funny as HELL!! (I especially love the part where "Dame Helen" comments that Jack Nicholson "has bigger tits than me!")

  • lol that was so funny 'kate dont winshit'

    'she iz a looooooooooooooosa'

    so weird but so funny.

  • she is a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SA!

    aha.

    love it.

    you should get the mugabe one. (Y)

  • Some fanta and a scratch card!!!

  • Some fanta and a scratch card!!!

  • axked!! Like in catherine tate!!!

  • kate windshit.. :D

  • hellen and judi are the best on the show! lol

  • that wos just complete shit

  • This is unusual.

  • Defo the best clip from the show, fecking hilarious... This is gonna be huge

  • i the best bit ius were helen say my breath stinking like your fishy nickers

  • omg this is soooo funny. the bit in the car is the best. helen mirrens tits :| why?

  • Yeah Dame Judy is in Bond films, which is to warp peoples minds about what the intel services acrtually do and she narrates for official hit pieces like the one on 911 (which the BBC had to withdraw and apologise for broadcasting, but very quietly) and the BBC "LOST" all their 911 footage... yeah right...

  • i iz a dame!

  • Whats windshit?????

  • OMFG

  • kate don't win shit you dumb ass

  • kate win-shit

    kate *dont* win shit

  • supposed to be a reply XD

  • Fuckin love it!

    Gets me everytime!

  • Kate don't winshit. Love it!

  • lol brillant

  • funny i watched it on tv what about peter andre when he said "i'll paintmy (d***) gold and wave it round like a ballon

  • winshit! lololol!

  • It's not Spitting Image... it's Headcases. It's more like 2DTV than Spitting Image.

    And it was pretty funny too.

  • kate dont win shit lmao so funny

  • Judy Dench looked like the bride of chucky in this programme. Was well funny

  • do you have the Gordon Brown one?

  • I would give anything to see the reaction of Helen Mirren, Judy Dench and Kate Winslet after watching this. LOL

    Thanks Ana ! ;-D

  • Me too... poor Helen!

  • this was quality, i loved robert mugabe, "alright my lovers!"

  • I love it! thank you for uploading :D Now I can relive the adventures of the two DAmes and Winshit!

    x

  • Thanks, it was very funny, so i'm glad it's on here to see it again lol

  • I asked for Quavers - innit! Headcases was really funny. David Cameron cant say E****e. We're Doooomed!

  • Gordon Brown Partyyyyyy lol

  • watched it last night. Shit funny! Giggled all the way through!

  • hahaha!

  • winshit!!!! lol

  • Arrrgh! I Missed It Lst Nyt :(

  • yeah sooo funny!!

  • I watched that last night. It was GREAT!

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