A Tribute to Jek Porkins: Cover Me Porkins

[dalektaliban]

thats no moon thats porkins

[1cme1]

lmfao to this day i still cant believe his name is actually porkins. xD

[shaaktibob8557]

Why was Biggs yelling eject? Bastard

[ltflak]

This guy was accually the original Jabba. 

[PiteRBizkiTPac11]

To live and die as a Hero

[niccilomachiaveli]

POOOOOOOOORKIIIIIIINNNNS! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[fingermeanaly]

Star Wars Episode 3: Wedge: I'm going in, cover me Gabe.

[Deadpeople37]

Sounded like he said"I can hold it....No I'm al-GAH FUUUUUUUUUUUUU"*boom*

[MillzHD]

Having a little trouble here...

[xTheJuLio]

Eject.

To where?

[chernobleman]

@xTheJuLio actually I think he said "Jek", because that's the dudes name.

[flowingwolfpack]

@xTheJuLio you know those idiots

[flowingwolfpack]

@xTheJuLio Why space of course :)

[Poodleinacan]

"No, I can hold it" That's what she said.

[MackenzieMichael]

I still can't get over the fact that they got a fat guy to play a character named Porkins.

[KingBlue]

Yeah, eject into space without a space suit.

Nice one, Wedge.

[MrDelorme1990]

@KingBlue I don't believe that was Wedge, I don't remember Wedge having an awesome porn star stache.

[eman1272]

George Lucas must have been bullied as a child by a fat red headed kid who had aspirations of becoming pilot.

[JonMichaelVillagomez]

@eman1272 Hahahahahahhaha that was an amazing psycho analysis.

[ThatPokeyGuy]

PORKIIIIIIIIIINS!!! D8

[JustinistheWalrus]

He wasn't all right.

[TrystLionsWrestling]

Goodnight, sweet prince.

You will be sorely missed.

:'( 

[TheTreecritter111]

N00000000000000000000000000000­00000000000! - (and thus a legend dies)

[brandeezy108]

eject? i didn't know they could breathe in space.

[5olaris]

@brandeezy108 Is he saying eject, or "Jek" - the guys name? I always thought it was eject as a kid, but it wouldn't make a lot of sense...

[MelkorHimself]

Jet Porkins just became Kevin Bacon.

[arctrooper209]

No im all right and then BOOM! hes dead

[RatSausages]

I remember sitting in a movie theatre back when Star Wars first came out and feeling so bad for this guy.

[BerkeleyBuilt]

George named the fat man "Porkins" what a genius.

[mygodiswithin]

Pork.... ins... I mean.. what were they thinking?

[DukeOfTennessee117]

ahhhh..i love this part,he died because he underestimated the impact that his weight had on the ship...

[TheGamecube64Guy]

11 people weren't covered by Porkins.

[walruspictures]

PORKINS NOOOOOO!!!

[winner0loser]

I love that the fat guy's name is PORKins

[candle458458]

PORK DOWN PORK DOWN

[intlDrx7]

@candle458458

HURRY MEN SCOOP ALL THE BACON OUT OF THE EXHAUST PORT!

[umbrella12]

eject? tahts not smart..YOU ARE IN SPACE

[iknowhowtobenerd]

i was like WTF? Eject? Youre a dumbass! Then i realized his name was Jek. >.<

[TalonMercenary]

@iknowhowtobenerd  his name maybe Jek, but you can still hear Biggs say a "T" at the end

[TheIcelandicBoy]

@TalonMercenary Biggs is saying "Eject", not Jek, or Jet.

[TalonMercenary]

@TheIcelandicBoy I know

[GAF1987]

"I got a problem here! I've spilt my McFlurry on the console!"

[JohnCosentino88]

did his name really have to be Porkins? hahaha

[Proletariat12]

@JohnCosentino88 His nickname amongst his group of friends and squadmates was Piggy. No foolin. Piggy.

[SketchySpartan]

@Proletariat12 Lord of the flies reference

[opo736]

EJECT???? -_-

[Borg639]

What happens when GABE NEWELL flies a x-wing... he is just to fat and to heavy to fly it.

[psydp]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLOLLOLOLOLOLOL­OLOLOO



[Ketchup3394]

DAMN HACKERS KILLED PORKINS! Time for mai REVENGE! Where's mah Mod Chip at?!

[NEMESIS12389]

His name was actually porkins, I thought that was just a family guy joke.

[Projectdie]

@NEMESIS12389 Uh..Fuck you? That would mean you had not seen Star Wars and therfore would be deserving of MINIMUM punishment of execution for your crimes.

[NEMESIS12389]

@Projectdie You rebel scum aren't worth remembering.

[Boba473]

@NEMESIS12389 same hear and ive seen A New Hope like 30+ times and was like omg family guy didnt make this shit up hahaha

[Limejello10512]

did anyone else think he sounds like chris farley?

[anon94707]

Fat AND a mustache = he's a gonner.

[legomario114]

cover me porkins! uhh im haveing trouble here *bang!* crash!* thumps up if you get the refrence

[Oughriend]

I'm like the 100000th guy to say this, I'm sure, but omg, the fat guy is actually called "Porkins?"

I'm starting to think that George Lucas will stereotype anyone for a buck.

[mechwarreir2]

i can't take this seriously after watching the family guy version

[Phatferebee]

PORKINS NO!

[PrivateRyker123]

The poor guy realized too late that he should have been in the work-out room instead of making regular trips to the staffroom for Space-Twinkies.

[atariman72]

Thats some explosive gas.

[TruthandJustice101]

For Pete's sake, did they have to name him Porkins? lol

[TimberWolves20001]

Pilot: PULL UP!

Porkins: No I'm alri- DAWAAAADARRRGGGHHH. -boom-

[Gorys64]

His name was really porkins that's sooo fucked up dude

[BloodofPatriots]

By the way, did anyone else notice that George Lucas showed no creativity at all by calling the fat guy "Porkins?"

[Grothfogtheviolent1]

@BloodofPatriots IKR?!!? still good for a laugh tho.

[TekkenPlayer4Life]

damn that dudes ass got cooked good before he died... never gets old.

[xsandstormxPSN]

NOOOOOOOOO NOT porkins

[vaporeizied8]

Eject, where the fuck is he going to eject to? his fat ass aint doing nothing in space

[otakumike2006]

@vaporeizied8 Ditto. If the explosion doesn't get him the vacuum of space will.

[LSKennedy78]

@vaporeizied8 I played a tabletop version of Star Wars once, and in it, it did mention that their space suits created an atmosphere around them (or something) that allowed them to survive being in space for up to hours. However, if they weren't picked up, the suit's power would eventually fail and they'd die from the vacuum finally getting to them. Maybe the same thing happens in the expanded universe? (the game setting was back in the prequels)

[kornflakez666]

... toast

[dragunmunday]

Lest we forget on this remembrance day that Porkins gave his life so that the galaxy would be free of evil. I would ask that we all take a moment of silence and pause pornhub.

[atter0]

IT would have been funnier if it was an anorexic girl named "Porkins".........

[chadunn13]

@atter0 no, its funny because it wasnt meant to be funny

[hunsybear]

Shoulda pulled up.

[refinedfriend]

i like how he happens to be fat and they named his character porkins :D

[AGrayPhantom]

@refinedfriend I know, right? That CAN'T be a coincidence.

[pinz2022]

@refinedfriend

I always assumed "Porkins" was the character's nickname. I mean fighter jocks always have wacky call-signs for each other, right Maverick?

[hamnat]

R.I.P. headphones users

[Dragonchaos666]

@hamnat thank you for that warning. my ears thank you too.

[San94Andreas]

JET!

no i'm alright i'm alRIGHAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!

[ThatGuyWithHisHat]

that guy must have been so offended when he heard his character's name was 'porkings'... XD

[KickSumAssProduction]

@quilemaster147 stfu idiot

[DumberEveryTime]

Porkins: I've got a problem here.

Red 3: What is it?

Porkins: My cholesterol is 278.

Red 3: And you're telling me this NOW?!

[DumberEveryTime]

Porkins can cover you without even moving.

[Beartallica86]

Biggs: Pull up!

Porkins: Nah, I'm alright-*BAM*-ARRRAAARAAHARRRR­AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

R.I.P. Porkins :(

[wigganegg]

Eject to WHERE?

[CornyTelecaster49]

@wigganegg ever heard of escape pods?

[wigganegg]

@CornyTelecaster49 Have you ever heard of they DON'T HAVE ESCAPE PODS IN X-WINGS!!!!!! OMG YOU N()0B LULZ STAR WARS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­H. That is all.

[jamo0007]

@wigganegg Oh my god! I've never even thought of that

[MCPOCHRIS021]

@wigganegg DEATH!!! lol

[streetfightsecrets]

@wigganegg I didnt think of that

[aelcheapo]

The gunfire didnt kill porkins he farted and the phasers ignited the methane

[CynicalVision]

The rebels must of been really desperate for pilots, who else would let a fat man named Porkins and a teenager named Skywalker fly such an important mission? :P

[pwken]

Get this, Porkins real name is Hootkins.

[pyrogaming13]

wtf woulda happened even if he ejected?! its space!

[CynicalVision]

@pyrogaming13

The entire cockpit gets ejected, but it wouldn't of mattered much since the shockwave of the death star destruction would of killed him.

[toAdmiller]

@CynicalVision Yeah, but God would've saved him

[DrgnLord92]

Best inside joke ever in a movie. A fat guy in a starship named Porkins who eventually crash lands. Genius.

[SammEater]

Great, give the fat dude the name of Porkins, subtle? Nah. :P

[agsites08]

Remember His Sacrifice!

[reivenlocke]

Where will YOU be when your laxative kicks in?

[ElCreepoAustraliano]

@reivenlocke Oh how I loled my ass off at your comment

[bobzeda]

The man has three chins! How does he operate the controls??? His belly would be forcing the control stick forward, thus aiming the aircraft down into a crash.

People just should NOT be this fat!

[Nyumgoway]

his fingers were slipping from the potato chips he was eating earlier

[withonea]

Why are people talking about ejecting, into space? Wouldn't that kill him too?

[XBonteeX]

@withonea My thoughts exactly!

[RaefBraithwaite1]

@withonea eject from the situation, not from the ship

[Fernando072295]

Imagine if he did eject. Plows right through the death star.

[gameroomvids]

In the new blue-ray, Porkins is CGI

[laybackrockguy]

R.I.P. Porkins

[VastliverpoolCL]

porrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrki­iiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnssss­ssssss

[monkyjewls]

ha ha

[ZacACoolDude]

how do u know his name is jek?

[MelkorHimself]

Jet Porkins just became Kevin Bacon.

[EdwardNygma1]

@MelkorHimself ZING!

[normandusvang]

PorkIN..... PorkOUT

[jordododo]

the fat guy's called PORKins... ofcourse

[forthehorde274]

wow, if he could have just have stayed earlier to block alderran it could still be there

[junkman661]

Watch out! Youre gonna hit the space boob right in its death nipple!

[christron330]

PORKINS!!!!!!!!¡!!!

[jsjunot]

Is that Richard Hammond of Top Gear? :D

[GoatAirJordanFTW]

And that's how fried bacon was made xD

[PurpleCanuck]

Someone should edit this with Porkins having to go to the bathroom, and someone asking him are you sure? I can pull over it's still a half hour until we get there. "I can hold it, i'm alright!" Then BOOM...poops his pants

[MrMaryJanes]

I can hold it........asjd;aljsdjaj;sdj;as­;jd;ajsdjl;sj; BOOM

[xPurpleDrinkx9001]

memes. frequently making no sense just to humor you.

[ethongmurr]

Classic Porkins

[wigganegg]

Eject.....into space, you'll be fine porkins....

[TheDrummingLegend]

Porkins is my hero

[avatar4life100]

George discriminates fat people by giving them fat names like porkins

[DrgnLord92]

@avatar4life100 Ironic really, since Lucas himself is fat also

[avatar4life100]

@DrgnLord92 so...........

[JesterUK2]

@DrgnLord92

He wasn't when this film was made though

[reinventedloserben]

Porkins...without him, Star Wars fans could not identify with this film. I'll cover you Porkins /cry, I'll cover you always my rebel brother.....

[farbeyondjuban]

No I'm alrighARGHBLERGALADEATH



[MetroidTixer]

It's funny cause he's fat!

[Murchad99]

Porkins is a prophetic view of how George Lucas views Star Wars fans.

[Lexiconeye]

Eject into space where you'll die anyway.

[TheZecateca]

Press 2 and 3 all time...you will feel like a warlord!

[fatehbaz]

@TheZecateca very good call. most fun i've had all week

[BroyhillVideo]

did they have to name him Porkins?

[murray821]

@BroyhillVideo yeah hes a pig

[yourpalal1227]

@murray821 And now he's bacon bits.

[murray821]

@yourpalal1227 Pork Jerkies :D

[Goldenkitten1]

OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO ITS FUNNY BECAUSE HE'S FAT OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO SUBTLE WITTY SOCIAL BANTER!!!!

[Reece1504]

That's no moon.... that's Jek Porkins!!

[PineTreeAndCone]

@Reece1504 You suck, thumbs up whore!

[squagglenater]

thats no moon...

ITS A PORKINS!

[UkuFromHell]

Press 8 - totally sounds like raging Don Vito imo

[has2cats]

Porkins, the other white meat.

[xxD1ehardxo]

That's no moon.. its Porkins!

[omizfoshiz]

Porkins got ROASTED

[omizfoshiz]

You tellin me the only name that George Lucas could come up with was Porkins..... PORKINS. That's F'd up man... NA that shit's funny as Hell

[xxlCortez]

He's name comes from 'pork'?:D

[idioten2]

the virginity was strong with this one.

[starwarstrekkie]

Isn't it funny that the guy named porkins is fat!

[robloxumpire]

@starwarstrekkie his code name

[legokid918]

I can't stop watching this

[worldwarturvy]

you guys know the actor actually died in 2005 right?

[420Rokn]

Eject? Yeaaahhh I'd rather decompress and be ripped to shreds as my body is yanked out into open space than eject beside an Imperial Space Station. They're methods of torture are probably pretty painfull..

[arievanscholten]

Porkins eject? with his weight? it's more likely the xwing ejects from underneat Porkins

[xmarks97]

"NO IM ALRIGHTGAHAAAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH­AH!!!!!!!"

[leptonsoup337]

"Cover me, Porkins". The scariest phrase ever uttered by a Rebel pilot.

[hattrickster33]

It's funny cuz he's fat:P

[Warmaker01]

So... what killed Porkins?

The sheer weight of the pilot sending the poor, overworked X-Wing to crash into the Death Star?

Or the Death Star being pulled to Porkins due to the immense gravitational pull he has?

[NemanorTheAlmighty]

Thumbs up if you always assumed it was "Jet" like some star wars maneuver

[choppa344]

he shoulda pulled up

[Spystreak]

@choppa344

he tried but his fat weighed him down

[karinka123]

He's got a problem here cause spilling his nacho cheese sauce in the cockpit caused his stabilizers fail and that caused his x-wing to malfunction.

[dork0616]

i always thought prokins was a joke family guy made up

[asuramundos]

@dork0616 then you sir have obviously not seen the movies before the parody :)

[DaHuzyBru]

RIP

[mrclankdog]

lol i was like fatass

[13lasterboy]

I'M NOT ALRIGHT AAAAAAHHUUUGG *BOOM*

[ringsofsaturn666]

the death star orbits around porkins

[Nitoryuu]

I never understood why there are storm troopers dicking around the gun batteries lol.

[Allsoproductions]

I don't think George meant to make his name fit with his appearance :3

[sasuke9000000]

I wonder if porkins was just a funny nick name because he is fat?