New Creation Science Laboratory and Museum

[neurobio760]

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[Gekkibi]

First I was about to press the dislike-button, but then I realized the pastor was from Landover Baptist's Church...

Well played. _b

[ZX2ManDave]

I dont know what is funnier. Pastor Deacon Fred or these people who watch his videos and get their panties all twisted up in the crack of their asses because they are too dense to realize the whole thing is a parody-a joke.

Hes not for real people-hes a comedian!

[YoMommaStalker]

lmao at earth is flat theory , FAIL! We should actually send a few baptist dudes to moon. Let them see the earth with their own eyes for 24 hours. While they are at it, make sure there isn't enough fuel for them to get back to earth.

[Azazel0the0corruptor]

Great video! Hahahaha

[kailabreece]

Creation Science Lab?! Hahahahaha... that is sooo funny. What tests do they plan on running? "Wow, that looks designed!" "Wow, that's cool too" "Neat, look at this one, more evidence." LOL! If you cant make predictions, if you cant falsify, you have NO theory. Theories MUST be falsifiable... but then again creationists and religious fundamentalists dont understand this... it is too complicated and requires too much reading to learn something.

[kailabreece]

@kailabreece Great video! Hahahaha.

[TheFugitive2]

this is hilarious! Pastor deacon fred for president!

[kahetel13]

@TheFugitive2 great idea idea to have "pastor" Fred for prez; he'd be smarter than Bush and funnier than Sarah Palin. well, cept the rockin body and glasses:)

[armandin2048]

@kahetel13 Bush has a rockin body and glasseS?????

[kahetel13]

@armandin2048 ummmm; did you not read the Sarah Palin part????? 

[kahetel13]

@armandin2048 well i can see maybe why u thought that but no way :)

[armandin2048]

@kahetel13 Check out e-bay - do a search on "sense of humour / irony" maybe you can buy one you numbnut!

[kahetel13]

@armandin2048 hey asshole go fuck yourself, you might feel better if you loosen your asshole a bit cause your really a retentive douche .

[octoron85]

Amen thank you sweet Jesus. Prase be to God ACTS-3:19 lord I part the blood of jesus on this

[Sider3al]

I endorse pastor fred.

[hyttpi]

like i said pastor fred shut the hell up u freakin old bastard

[anarchaticjuggalo]

I thought christians didnt believe in science

[Stebsey1]

'tdctop'.. -"However, if you can not see that other world views than your own can be right then you are mentally ill"-

Be careful of glass because the 'ironicmeter' just smashed on that one.. Other world views? I take it that you're Christian.... So you think that the equally old belief system and teachings of Islam can be right?... Hmm? You are proving that a mind that gravitates towards organised religion is not capable of stringing coherent thoughts together.

[Stebsey1]

'tdctop'.. -"Just because you go to church and think there is a greater power does not make you mentally ill"-

Giving thought to the IDEA that there MAY be a greater power does not make one mentally ill.... However, blindly believing, without question or thought, that the barbaric scribblings of 2000 year old, goat herding desert nomads were dictated by a creator of the universe does come under the heading of mentally ill.

[Stebsey1]

People who blindly believe the dogma of organised cults like Christianity suffer with a form of mental illness... Sadly, that's not an exaggeration. The part of their brain that deals with logic and reason does not work.

[tdctop]

@Stebsey1

Just because you go to church and think there is a greater power than humanity does not make you mentally ill.

However, if you cannot see that other world views than your own can be right, then you are mentally ill, no matter what you believe in, even if you dont believe at all. So Atheists that cannot accept that others think there is a god are just as bad as Christians that cannot accept that others think there is a different or no god.

[ProfessorZaroff]

Woot! Tell it like it is, Pastor!

[1980vince]

this puto is a demon,

[dildace]

Creation science laboratory for the win!

[supersmash43]

@dildace are you serious? It is so much fail that is almost a win but it isn't exactly a win in terms of intellect and reason.

[thisguysajerk]

what an extravagant poe. =] wow, i'm impressed.

[jodfk]

This guy in the video is satire.

[MrMZaccone]

Holy shit! I hope so. I kinda tipped at the phrase video game parlor but you never know, some of these guys are just that fucked up.

[bogan182]

All I was doing was stating the obvious.. and it becomes a funny sort of failing arguement to you? you see you are living a lie.. argueing a pointless cause because in the end you'll understand the impossibility of self causing universe...

Hey.. did you know Universe means "one spoken word"

Just felt like stating the obvious again.. anyway good day sir.

[bogan182]

A very bias and reflective point of view, look through my eye's. I used to be athiest and no one converted me. I uinderstand that Jesus' was witnessed to be Lord by more than many, to many impossibilities in the bible happened. there is no other explanation but God. I'm sorry for offending you.. To many things to have faith in if you believe in evolution. you will never understand what i'm saying until the day you understand this.. evolution is all in the mind. big bang? = mind..

[TasteOfGreen]

If you were once an atheist then you have no hope. Reject our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ ONCE and you have already bought a ticket straight to hell and you cant get a refund. I hope you like your flesh burning because thats what is going to be happening to you for all of eternity.

Mark 3:22-30 "He who blasphemes against the Holy Spirit never has forgiveness, but is subject to eternal condemnation"

[Bradulation]

Someone can come to Christ after not knowing him. Are you so proud to think so small of the salvation of Christ? the power of God?

[TaylorEqualsRandom]

thats talking about nonchristians

theres also a verse that says '' if you do not forgive others, God will not forgive you either''

[TasteOfGreen]

@TaylorEqualsRandom Atheists are non-Christians, therefore that Bogan guy is going to hell no matter what he does now! By the sound of how YOU think you are probably on the path to eternal damnation as well.

[TaylorEqualsRandom]

You cant judge me. im a hardcore Jesus freak. i dont even know who bogan or whatever is. i only saw you using one verse to condemn someone. idc if hes athiest, hindu, or muslim. if they arent a christian, they are going to hell.

my point is, once youre truly saved snd living for God, you will go to heaven

Didnt Paul do horrible things about the Holy Spirit and God? before he was saved, he killed people just for being Christians, yet God changed his life and made him a strong Christian

[TasteOfGreen]

@TaylorEqualsRandom I can judge whoever I want for I know Gods will. Don't comment on my post if you don't know who I'm talking to or what I'm talking about or why I am posting. The bible is clear!

LUKE 12:10, "And everyone that says a word against the Son of Man, that will be forgiven; But he that blasphemes against The Holy Spirit will not be forgiven"

MARK 3:29, "Whoever blasphemes against The Holy Spirit will never have forgiveness, but is guilty of everlasting sin."

[dualisticnature]

@TasteOfGreen the holey ghost. i think i saw him once on the peanuts episode for the great pumpkin. search you tube for "charlie brown: I got a rock".

[lizazoon]

@TasteOfGreen : There is NO hell. Hell is childish scare-mongering.

[TasteOfGreen]

@lizazoon You know there is a Hell, I am sure you can feel its flames licking at your sinful heels this instant. I hope someone shows you some adult scare-mongering before you are doomed for all eternity.

[lizazoon]

@TasteOfGreen Let my laugh at your silly superstition. Yes ,we are all doomed for all eternity--- 3 FEET UNDERGROUND

[TasteOfGreen]

@lizazoon Lets see if you can muster a laugh when you are standing in front of the Lord Jesus Christ Almighty! Your time with Him will be short before you are cast into flame and darkness. Then He will place his arm around my faithful shoulder and we will laugh together as your blasphemous heart tumbles to oblivion because I will be SAVED for all eternity.

[lizazoon]

@TasteOfGreen : Enjoy your silly fairy tale. The dead don`t laugh, The dead don`t burn.

[vcomp1960]

@lizazoon They just rot!!!!

[bogan182]

Any other beliefs requires faith also. Prove to me beyond a doubt what you believe?

[MrMZaccone]

That's a false dichotomy. For ME to have a belief that is not based on faith does not require that YOU believe it also. Your'e a dipshit, prove me wrong.

[bogan182]

You believe something wich is hard to believe, it obviously effects the person you are..

Hence faith. thanks for the name calling.

[MrMZaccone]

You're quite welcome.

[bogan182]

You believe something wich is hard to believe, it obviously effects the person you are..

Hence faith. thanks for the name calling.

[jaker2880]

Ursus

Back then they believed the earth was flat and the known world was the mediteranian and middle east. So it makes sense that the writer would believe that all the kingdoms of the known world could be seen from high mountain.

[LordPenguin7485]

why are there reliugious arguments being made ITS A FUCKIN JOKE PEOPLE LAUGH OR DONT, but whatever you do STFU.

[DaveODrisc]

"Yipping and Yapping and Yelling,Oh-Glory to God!!"

Fred is the true master of pastor(and deaconning!)

Glory be!

[Aaberg123]

"Evolution is fairy tale for grownups."

Let me explain this for you:

There is no evidence for the Santa Claus (the one we know with magic powers and all that).

Just like Vishnu/God/Zeus/Thor/Allah/Jes­us.That we call a fairy tale.

Evolution is like gravity. An event with heaps of evidence to back it up.

Is gravity a fairytale for grown-ups too?

[philippides]

Aaberg123, I think you just got trolled.

[thedarkmoonmidnight]

lmao, this is just too funny

[TheFlST]

creation science is bullshit. and so is god.

[supersmash43]

@TheFlST so true. God and science are oxymorons.

[dildace]

@supersmash43 Oxymorons have to have at least two words, like "jumbo shrimp".

[facecutter666]

that will never happen

[TheAtheisticCatholic]

What's scary is that even though I know it's satire I don't see the difference between him and the average young earth creationist fundy.

[Yuber779]

LOL video games xD

[TheLeftHand77]

lulz

[Imaginefree69]

Too bad the Bible thought the earth was flat.

And that the sun revolved around the earth.

And that humans are made of dirt.

And that snakes, donkeys, and bushes talk.

And that animals appeared AFTER man but BEFORE woman.

Other than a few minor details like that,

it's a really scientific book!

Hahahaha!!!!!

[quinn2469]

And creating light before the sun

and plants before the sun

and asking Adam if he'd like to have sex with the animals

and creating a woman out of a rib

[Imaginefree69]

And don't forget the unicorns!

WHY is this theme park being paid for with tax dollars?

[quinn2469]

WHY is this theme park being paid for with tax dollars?

It's not. This is satire. Funny how it's hard to tell the difference between real fundies and satire of fundies? I've seen fundies who have favored and 5 stared Edward Current videos.

[compgrad1]

Imagine free;

Cheap excuses. You used the same excuse with me last time. If you are mister scientist, explain why the same elements are found in the body and in the dirt; The earth is never said to be flat, read Job 26:7. Stop deceiving yourself and trying to deceive others.

[compgrad1]

We believe Jesus is LORD and the Bible is true! America was built on Christianity.

[Philos2006]

compgrad1-- (and the Bible is true-- because the bible says it`s true. GREAT LOGIC.

[Imaginefree69]

"compgrad1" So once again you publicly demonstrate that you have no arguments, only insults and religious dogma. Again you sidestep my assertions and dodge my evidence. You think that pleasure is sin and that anything associated with your favourite religion must be true. Poor guy. I won't burden you with evidence, as that obviously makes you uncomfortable.

[jmcanoy1860]

What does hanging the earth upon nothing have to do with disproving that the bible says the earth is flat. I can hang a frisbee on a string.

However, Matthew 4: 8 states Jesus was taken to the top of a mountain and shown all the kingdoms of the world, which is impossible on a sphere.

The bible also refers to the 4 corners of the world in isaiah 11.12 and then as a circle in Isaiah 40:22. Niether of which are anything other than flat. Apparently god can make a square circle.

So, suck it

[compgrad1]

jmcanoy; On Matthew 4:8, it does not have to be physical, the kingdoms shown could have been shown in the supernatural. i.e. an image. As for Isaiah depiction of the corners of the Earth, you can see four corners by positioning a "sphere" in mid air (string and ball?)and then you are able to get a mental picture. The Bible doesn't depict Earth as flat, else there would be warnings such as falling off the edge. You are making assumptions because of your lack of education or knowledge.

[UrsusSapien]

If Jesus was shown the kingdoms of the world in a supernatural vision, why would it have been necessary to take him up a mountain in the first place?

[compgrad1]

ursus; What is usually associated with height? Power, right? Tall people are assumed stronger, top floors cost more, big wheels makes you feel tough, etc. The devil was trying to be worshiped.

[UrsusSapien]

Fair enough.

[robskalas]

Hilarious!

[Imaginefree69]

You might enjoy comparing the two accounts of creation, too- Genesis Chapter ONE has the same developmental sequence as Evolutionary theory teaches. In chapter TWO humans were created before plants and animals. In chapter ONE man and woman were created at the same time. In chapter TWO man was created before the plants and woman was created after all the animals.

[hunchbacked]

Can you anything else but quoting verses of the bible?

[gterps]

In Genesis 1 Moses says "and there was evening and morning the xx day". Does the use of evening and morning indicate a sunrise and sunset for each creative day? First, let's look at what evening and morning are not. They are not actual evening and mornings, as this requires a sunrise and sunset. According to young earth theory, the Sun was not created until Day Four, thus there could be no sunrise or sunset for the first three days of creation.

[gterps]

In Isaiah 30:8, it says "Now go, write it before them in a table, and note it in a book, that it may be for the time to come for ever and ever." In this case, Yom is equal to "forever." How long is forever? An infinite number of years...billions upon billions upon billons of years. If Yom can equal trillions of years here, then why not billions of years in Genesis?

[gterps]

Again, in Deuteronomy 10:10, it refers to a "time" equal to forty days. In I Kings 11:42, it says "And the time that Solomon reigned in Jerusalem over all Israel was forty years."  In this case, Yom translated as the word "time" is equivalent to a 40 year period.

[gterps]

Day is not the only translation for the word Yom. Here are some other uses.

Time It is interesting to note that in 67 verses in the Old Testament, the word Yom is translated into the English word "time." For instance, in Genesis 4:3, it says "And in process of time it came to pass, that Cain brought of the fruit of the ground an offering unto the Lord." In this instance, Yom refers to a growing season, probably several months.

[gterps]

Lets start with the possible meanings of Yom;

The Theological Wordbook of the Old Testament (1980, Moody Press)

"It can denote: 1. the period of light (as contrasted with the period of darkness), 2. the period of twenty-four hours, 3. a general vague "time," 4. a point of time, 5. a year (in the plural; I Sam 27:7; Ex 13:10, etc.)."

[damoochie30]

You really are a colossal douche gterps. lol

[gterps]

Many of the Hebrew words could be considered duplicates with only slight differences. Thus, words which contain multiple meanings are common. Such is the case with the word Yom.

[gterps]

First, one must understand that the Hebrew language is not nearly as diverse as our English language. Whereas our vocabulary is around half a million, the Hebrew language has only 8,700 words. The French language, one of the poorest modern languages in vocabulary and the language of choice for diplomats, has just about 40,000 words or over 4 times the amount of words that Ancient Hebrew has.

[gterps]

The Hebrew word for day is the word Yom. Young earth creationists have always argued that the word used for the days of creation can only mean a 24-hour day. In this article, we will examine the uses of Yom in the Old Testament, and show that it can mean a wide variety of time periods.

[gterps]

Did you know that you can be a Christian, and believe that the earth is billions of years old? You can even believe in evolution and be a Christian. There is no conflict between science and the Bible

[jsnsykes]

HAHAHa you believe that crap?

Take the preaching elsewhere. First of all anyone who believes that the Dinosaurs lived on the earth at the same time as man is just simply ignoring one of the most important discoveries of modern Geology as it relates to the history and time line of Evolution and the Human Race. Your rationalizations are only in your head, we are laughing at you NOT with you.

[xsvmaster]

This...Is fucking hilarious.

[Theologica37]

if there was no God, there would not be any atheists.

[Friikki111]

By that logic, if there was god, everyone would be an atheist.

[VeniVidiVici6]

I disagree, look around you, there are plenty of atheists. ; )

[ajstavely711]

This guy reminds me of John Hagee! LOL!! Check out his video on catholics, I think he is stealing John Hagee's stuff! LOL!

[freedomxfighter]

This guy is freaking hilarious nad anyone who takes him serious is really stupid :O

[chowmein20122012]

SO... Yea. I wasted my time investigating this idiot and his site. I am lame. It is people like this wacko that make REAL Christians look bad. No I did not just judge him, I stated an observation. If he is for real in ANY way then he is not a Christian because he teaches nothing in line with the word of God

[amdinga]

Through satire, he's essentially pointing out what it is to be a bad Christian... Which is a better service to the Lord than many who call themselves true Christians ever give.

[ajstavely711]

I disagree! This guy may not be serious but he is simply acting on the word of god. This is what a christian looks like that actually follows what is written in the bible...Now you are an apologist christian who picks and chooses what parts of the bible you feel comfortable with and apologize and/or make excuses for the rest.

...Maybe you should take a closer look at your so-called "holy scripture"?

[stevehauk]

There is nothing wrong with making "right" or correct judgment. It's misused by those that want to have their wrong behaviour ignored or condoned and most of the time God already judged what they are yelling at us about to "judge not"! So it's ok to judge chowmein dude.

[GabrielSerafin1]

Realize that "Landover Baptist" is not a real church. It's a parody effort by people who hate Christianity and use stereotypes to slander Christians and make people hate Christianity.

It's like if someone who hates liberals made videos pretending to be a hateful liberal in order to make people hate liberals. What's disturbing is that they really want to fool you..

[LHMcalindon]

Praise God!Praise creation!

[infinity730]

LOL!

[TRUECHARITY]

Yeah You tell them Pastor Fred!

Hallelujah, Glory be to Landover Baptist Church!

[squirrley9]

Put the video game parlor at the

white house, it's got to be good

for something.

[emoslayer5000]

this is pure satire.

[bootsielon]

Really? Thanks for the info!

[bootsielon]

Really? Thanks for the info!

[supersmash43]

The fact that something like this is happening in the States really doesn't make it surprising how stupid the country really is.

[EquinoxDarkness]

Actualy I think it's people like you that believe this is serious that shows how stupid we are.

[daniellewalker78]

You mean... how stupid HE is...

[supersmash43]

Why we should teach creationism? Well there's no reason. This guy is trying to make his religious mubbo jumbo as scientific by giving it a false scientific guise. And he speaks of lies of the the first American founders as Christians.

[PinoX7]

I cant wait for the creator to meet me

hes in for one big surpize

[BLESSEDone333]

WOW, I can't wait for you to meet the creator of all things... you're going to be in for a huge surprize

[MasterHD]

Wait, this isn't a joke? ...

[jbl5764801]

Isn't "Creation science laboratory" a self contradicting statement?

[seph212]

i thought he was a serious preacher until the very end. lol nice. then i read the comments. awesome satire is awesome

[DryBONESreborn]

Why does he make Christians all look bizzare? There are normals ones--ones who don't think you'll burn for watching Harry Potter or wearing make up.

[Naej27]

I hope Pastor Deacon Fred does more satires. He is a brilliant comedien. He was on the Jay Leno show, but they not show it. This guy is a hysterical, brilliant comedian. I have a feeling we will be seeing a lot more of him in the future. He is so gifted.

And all of you nutty Bible thumpin church people need not apply. You are nothing but sheeple.

[potholer54]

More!

[SailorChaos]

WHEE! I miss the LBC forums! (got banned) Since it's a little past Haloween, can you do one about Witches? Pleeease?!

[acr08807]

I'm sorry to hear that you've blown what was probably your one shot at salvation by getting yourself banned from LBC, but you are right to take the threat of witches seriously. There are no videos, but Pastor Deacon Fred has posted several inspiring messages on witches and Helloween at landoverbaptist dot org/60second.

[SailorChaos]

Yea, I've seen all of those. Sooo funny!

[PAINTANK]

The Pastor has a good point. It IS an old monument to a dead guy from long ago when the world was barbaric. What better place to erect a monument to Christ?

[slackeroo]

haha it is... Pastor Deacon Fred and his Landover Baptist church are both ongoing satirical entities to mock those creationist blokes

[quedorf]

Did he say creation science research laboratory, and video game parlour. What an interesting combination. This has to be a satire. Please tell me this is a satire

[Naxos99]

laughing all the way through as usual.

[voyzovrezon]

I'm curious what that "fitness center" will consist of. For some reason, images of the medieval iron maiden keep flashing in my mind.

[MajinOtaku83]

Its the bizare combo of research centre, museum, video game parlour AND fitness centre that has me concerned...

[Shadrach76]

i work in washington dc and i am so glad you guys are gonna tear down that silly memorial that looks like a giant orange fell on top of it.

...and if i owned a tv, i wouldnt like the jeffersons tv show either.

[Jadikar]

wasn't jefferson a jesus guy?

[pabloescobar5]

He definitely wasn't a christian and supported a completely secular government. There are several quotes out there from him such as "Christianity is the most perverted system ever shone on man." Several of the founders of the US were like him as well: Thomas Paine, James Madison, John Adams, and even George Washington was in support of a secular government. Before I get attacked it is currently up for debate if Washington was a christian or a deist, but I don't feel like getting into that here.

[Jadikar]

Wow, aren't they on that Hokage rock thing? Thank you for responding with haste! I will look it up for futher info. //_^ ADIOS

[DeletedDelusion]

Glooory. LOL

[florinmiu]

I'm a animal naming specialist and I want to bring my contribution. For the moment I'm doing my Ph.D paper on taking snakes.

[chazcov08]

"For the moment I'm doing my Ph.D paper on taking snakes."

Where are you taking them? And would these snakes you are taking be TALKING snakes?

[florinmiu]

Take your pick:

1. I'm taking them to the museum, to the cinema and into airplanes. Just a coincidence they happen to be talking snakes :)

2. There's an invisible "L" in the word "taking". Just because you don't see it doesn't mean it doesn't exist.

[stuart20017]

Are you for real?

[healthyaddict]

Praise Jeebus!

[CousinoMacul]

Can I get a job as a researcher at the Creation Science Laboratory? How much does it pay?