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  • my dog bit my face and i got 15 stitches in my freaking face !!!! =p

  • what happened too the kittens??

  • OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW­

  • when i was in second grade we were in drama and we needed to do stuff with a medal pole i got hit on the head with the metal pole then i was bleeding on my head and the teacher instead of getting help she put stickers on my name so i could win a prize then i went to the hospital and got it fixed (with stitches)

  • I did almost the exact same thing! Only I didn't just fall off the bunk bed, my older brother pushed me off it.. and I smacked the back of my head on a plastic box and yeah.. it wasn't as bad though, I didn't have to go to hospital or anything, but I did get ice cream :D

  • Aww poor Joey :( you were a cute kid :) I really should be doing homework.....but I rather watch your videos.

  • I am crying of laughter right now. I have no idea why I found this so funny but I did! I <3 you!

  • I cracked my head open on an open cabinet door when I was eight or nine. I had to get five stitches. When my mother told me that I had to get stitches, I hid in the bathroom for as long as i could. After I got the stitches, My mother got me a bag of gummies. After those it was better. Then the next day they were all gone! I think my dad ate them!

  • i got pissed off at dis lil girl one time wyle i was rydin my bike, so i swervd and cracked my FRONT TOOTH and BROKE MY FRIGGIN HELMET

  • This didn't happen to me but it happened BECAUSE of me. My brother was going around our trampoline,outside of the net and I was trying to catch him. I pushed on the net where he was and he fell into a wood pile. He cracked his head open and he got staples in his head,too. That was like... when I was five (?)

  • Hahahaha Oh My God Joey!

  • I think the worst thing that happened to me was when I was like idk... 2? I was jumping on a bed and I fell off the bed and my elbow hit the corner of a table and I chipped the bone in my elbow. :(

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  • TOTORO! and you are so attractive i wish i could look like you....

  • this is not a gross story but when i got my bunk bed me and my sister decided to roll of it from the top andwhen i went down i crashed into my closet and then the closet doorand it broke of its chain and every thing in my closet got smashed.

  • omggg im like freaking out like this happened to me.. the worst thing that happened to me was i got my ears pierced in grade 3 and the ear bud, like the stone, got stuck in my damn ear! so i was like k this is stupid my parents werent home or anything and it was like 9 pm when they got home and i told them we went to the hospital stayed there till like 4 am and i didn't really care they had to like cut open my ears cuz i got to miss school the next day so yeah LOL

  • My worst time is when i was like kindergarten age (i think i was 5-ish) and i was coming out of my gymnastics class and i tripped over a piece of sidewalk that was sticking up and hit my chin on the concrete and cracked my chin with blood everywhere & i had to go to the emergency room and have my chin glued back together! i could barely open my mouth to eat and had to drink shakes of my mom's because i couldn't chew my food! yup that sucked! oh-well! haha! d=)

  • The worst things that happened to me were in year 5 (5th grade?) and I tripped and fell into a cupboard and got my cheek stuck on the corner of it, and I had to be 'removed' from it to get my cheek glued together. I also get my finger stuck in the door hinge when somebody closed the door and my finger nail came off. :)

  • wow the worst that happened to me is when sometime in elementary school i made the mistake of balancing on the door stopper outside after recess and i fell and skinned my ankle. i dont remember crying but i remember it hurting. i checked it in class and it was not too pleasant lol i had a scar there for a while. not sure if its still there right now cause my leg is really dirty so i cant tell lol

  • i think his eyes are naturally blaack/dark brown or something like that. he just wear blue and green contacts alternately. well, its just based on my observation and i think any eye color looks good on joey :)

  • I laughed through this whole video. Not in a mean way. It's just you made it so funny.

  • owh my gosh that freakin' hurt ahahahahah

  • I love how you tell stories :)

  • m habd wen hrough a glass door and i go 26 siches

  • u were soooo cue

  • Oh joey... cats always fall on their four legs

  • I hadd the same thing happen to me but after they took the staples out I got a sticker :)

  • Can you PLEASE tell me what color your eyes are?!?! are they green or are they blue?!?!?!

  • That must have really suxed, but staples= pokemon cards, so worth it!!!!! Btw- cute picture, you were so cute!:)

  • I remember wen I was 4 I cracked my forehead open and got sitches and my birthday waz in 2 days

  • 2:35 Dang... I was taking a bite of my lunch. :/ lol

    Worth it for a Charizard card, lol!!

  • hahah the funny thing is, I did the same thing, but instead of falling off of something I busted my head open by hitting a coffee table and, and I think i was like 4 or 5

  • they were in there squirming and stuff...

    LOL I'M DYING!

    my friend just showed me you and i'm so glad u made my day.

  • omg omg omg xD

  • at night and I still feel all hurt. I learned to laugh at my pain throughout the day. Sorry for the long comment!

  • Joey! So yesterday I went snowboarding and it was super fun! At firdt I wasn't too good and fell a couple of times but then I improved a lot. While I was snowboarding I fell on my butt (or tale bone) really hard. At first I wanted to stay there and let sled patrol take me away but I got up and it hurt soo badly! I did it again and when I got home I was still soar. The worse part was that today, after snowboarding, whwen I woke up my whole body hurt!! And now it is 6:06 (rest on next comment)

  • aw poor joey):

  • thats so funny

  • i still have a bald spot from the scar from when i got stitches in my head and that was 10 years ago haha. they made me wait for like half an hour in the waiting room too! i was dancing on the couch and slipped and fell and went right into the corner of the fooseball table.

  • Great story

  • Oh...my....god.... ASH KETCHUM HAT I have no idea what this video is about I couldn't stop doing a fangirl freak out

  • what happened to the kittens?!?!

  • i cracked my head by bashing it on a pool in turkey at 8 years old, got blood all over the pool and all the kids started freaking out. got rushed to some turkish hospital an hour and a half away, then when they tried to speak to me i was like "whaaaaaa?" some guy translated it for me and they other turkish guy was saying "you are going to have to have stitches"... then i freaked out :L

  • Yeah, I have a really gross story, but since you dont want to hear it all, I'll just give you the gist: A little boy pushed me into a metal filing cabinet when I was six, and now I have a scar in the shape of a lightning bolt on my head....(Yes, Like Harry freaking Potter!)

  • I don't have a bunk bed... damn :(

  • This is not that gross but once when I was like 6 I was trying to get something down from like a hanger so I was pulling on it to get down it was like binoculars so I was pulling and pulling I was just about to give up when the string broke on the binoculars and came and hit me in the mouth and I was like ow that fricken hurt so I felt my mouth and my tooth was bleeding.

  • i was being a firstaider at my schools sports day, and no one was really getting hurt. so i went for a little break. when i was done i came skipping back (cause i was HAPPY that i didn't actually have to do anything) to our area and slipped on a step and sprained my ankle right round to the side. long story short i was the only casualty that day and i had to limp home with a firstaider t-shirt on>

  • A year ago i was on this stupid stupid diet, I was only supposed to eat vegetable soup, and on the first day I went to cook and i opened a huge can of tomato.. when I started cleaning and I wanted to put everything in the can so that it wouldn't take too much space in the trashcan. But the trash I was pushing in too hard so i pushed harder. when it finally gave in my hand went down very fast and i cut it. it was a deep and 3 cm long cut and i really freaked out and started screaming. waited 2hrs

  • This is the story of how I cracked my head....no gross stuff though..

    So I was only like3 and my brother Ben was like 6...

    So my mom and dad were makeing our backyard all new and stuff and there was this HUGE dirt pile from their digging..

    I was on top of it and my brother was throwing dirt clumps at me and I was ducking like a boss

    ...then he THOUGHT he picked up a bg dirt clump..but he picked up a brick and threw it at me.

    So...I didn't duck like a boss that time...

    I got staples..and a teddy!

  • Joey, I would send you something but my parents would wonder why I would be sending something to someone in California who I don't even know!! Lol btw were you born in Massachusetts?

  • Is there something above the left side of Joey's lip?! or is that just me? :o*)

  • when i was 3 a dog bit me on the side of the head and i had stitches on my eyebrow and under my chin and then i got staples on my head

  • I jumped off my parents bed trying to fly... i got like 6 stitches... ;P

  • I seriously was laughing out loud and crying about your squirming cats in the blanket. But now I'm digusted about the head part :b

  • I cracked my head open too! Haha I was like 4 or something and I was jumping on my grandma's bed...and hit the radiator. Ouchhh :P

  • oooh my word you look so different!!

  • If you get a common injury like that, you should try to go to a nearby small town's hospitial. The wait time will likely be shorter, and the treatment should be pretty much the same. :)

  • Lol I thought the title was CRACK HEAD

  • You are SO cute!! :D

  • "Oh,I have staples!^-^"

    "whaaat?"

  • made me laugh sooooooo much hhahahah i love joey!

  • @Juicybeauty it the paddle is not like metal and it could not make your head bleed I got hit in the head and it ONLY hurt and not bleeding

  • in school we play some game called pickle ball its like tennis but its like a racket that is made out of metal or very hard plastic almost as thick as metal and some kid was behind me and lifted the racket and hit me in the head and i had a huge cut in my head and my gym teacher told me i was fine until i showed him the gushing blood from my HEAD! and i had to get staples luckily my mom is a doctor so i dont have to wait at the hospital

  • @JuicyBeauty98 your such a liar!

  • Oh my goodness...Your so cute:]

  • hhahaha "ok staple me up"

  • then this year in gym class i tripped over a jump rope and broke my foot and then the nurse thought i was fine so i stayed the rest of the day walking up and down the stairs of school in pain and when i went to the doctor i didnt use the eevator cus it was talking too long so i walked up another 3 flights of stairs so i was in a walking boot for 4 months yay! but in school were not alowed to use crutched so i had to be in a wheelchair for 2 months and sleep in a boot which is not comfortable!

  • I broke my arm at 2 years old.... by falling off a couch... I was't very smart.

  • when i was 2 i broke my arm by jumping off the couch then 2 months later while i still had a cast on i sprained the same elbow so i had a sling and a cast on and then a week later i got my hand stuck in a door and broke 2 of my fingers lol. not really funny and

  • woah i love ur backround, i love the drawing on ur wall:3

  • I've cracked my head open 3 times and each time i got 3 staples. not fun haha

  • My brother almost broke my nose. But you don't wanna hear it, so I won't tell you.

  • omg what happened to the bird house?!??!?!?!?

  • ha! if i'am getting pokemon cards then staple me up

  • just staple me up!! haha <3 Joey

  • So Hot o.O

  • hahahahahahahahahaha i found this so funny! sorry

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  • til this day, i fear ever having to get stitches. they look so painful, not to mention disgusting.

    charizard is the best pokemon ever <3

  • I fractured mah SKULL snow-boarding l fell backward and hit mah head on a piece of ice! I was waiting in the hospital for about 4 hours i was like wth i have a broken head!!fix it!!!

  • I something happen to me when i was a youngin that was something like that and my dad also bought me pokemon cards... I got a fire/metal Kingdra or something and that became the best day ever. Haha... until like a week later. But thats a whole different story! XD

  • o_o I've had staples in my head.

    Five.

    I jumped into the corner of a cupboard door.

  • Something like this happened to me;

    Once I ate Checkers,and about 5AM I kept on throwing up blood -I was only 5 when this was happening- and I stood in the waiting room for like,3 hours. And,to add to the problem,I couldn't breathe, like it felt like I had a pillow over my mouth and I was struggling to breathe. Luckily,I lived >:3 -Obviously- .. -.-

  • your mushroom hair!!!! hahahahahahaha you have the best school pictures!

  • Ill go jump off my bed now

  • You're so freaking cute

  • This is so cool Joey! I cant believe you carried your CATS in a blanket.

    When you hit your head, was the bird house alright??!! LOL

  • oh my gosh when i cracked my head open they made me wait an hour too!! they need to fix that.

  • Almost the same thing happened to my cousin........ Lol NO MORE JUMPING ON THE BED

  • i used to dip my cat in the sink...i still dont htink he's forgiven me....this was 8 years ago :P

  • That's so weird, I cracked me head too. I was playing on something and then I fell on the edge of a bookcase and I also had to get staples

  • Haha dam D: i was mowing the lawn once and accidentally kicked the hole where the balde was to get the leaves out. The blade cut through my shoe and half my big toe got cut off :S blood everywhere. I had to wait 5 hours to see the doctor -.- and I had to wear a leg brace

  • im scared from life from me triping and and laning on a stapler and stapling my lips. hurt lik hell

  • LOL I'd rather have sticthes than staples. Staples sounded scarier to me as a kid. My stitches were cool :D

  • My brother had his head glued together when he fell off his bed. :S

  • Omg... I have a bunk bed!! and I already have a charizard.... ILL GET ANOTHER!

  • ok... srry to be weird but you are sooooo cute!!!!!!

  • @Stellbellz oh great.......nvm :/

  • awww joey <3333 can u show us baby pics?

  • can you show us a baby picture of you one day?? :)

  • @CasualMelle he already did in one of his older videos... the christmas ones

  • I loooooove your background! And your HILARIOUS! subbed : )

  • Joey your a really fit and cute guy id love to have your number im just like you but im a girl i bet if we meet we wd have fun my name is courtney xx :)

  • :O the green eyes are BACK!

    lol, really wish I had your contacts, Joey :)

  • *NOT GROSS STORY ABOUT FALLING OFF A LOFT BED THAT I GOT ON FILM*

    So my friend and I were making videos when she got stuck on the latter of my loft bed she fell on her butt! Lol!

  • OMG ur eyes GREEN GREEN GREEN hope ur not wearn contacts in thiis vid lol :PPPP

  • I was leaving my mom's car, and I was sitting in the back seat. (my brother had to sit in the front seat) and i slammed the car door right on my finger!! It hurt so bad. BTW, we were going into Dunkin' Donuts, and my mom had to go in and ask for a cup of ice to put my finger in. It wasnt fun at all!! I didnt break it or had to go to the hospital or anything, but it was really swollen and black and blue for the next week. Sorry this comment was so long, lol.

  • I have the biggest crush on Joey right now...

  • when i was three my sister slammed my finger in a door resulting in it nearly falling off only attached by abit of string so my mum gave me a massive bear from harrods it was the same size as her i was a cool kid :) x

  • what happend to the kittens?

  • Are those color contacts i spy? haha <3

  • ....and i got mcdonalds from that

  • I tripped face/head first into a moving door and once I tripped over someones feet and whacked my head and by the time in the afternoon in school, I had a black eye and i felt sick so i went to hospital

  • do have contact lenses in this video? xD

  • Pokemon does make everything good :D

    Joey, you're the best!

  • were the cats ok ??? x

  • Big Totoro!!!! I want one!! ^-^

  • Big Totoro!!!! I want one!! ^-^

  • You are soo funny...!

  • I fell off my bunkbed an broke my arm right between my shoulder and elbow my sister who was sleeping on the bottom bunk woke up saw me Laying on the ground with my arm under back sobbing and went back to sleep...

  • I was showing off to my friend once by having no hands on my bike, and fell over. It resulted in gravel going into my knee, and me having plastic surgery to get it out 3 years later because the doctor didn't clean it properly... but hurting yourself bigtime is always beneficial because you get cool stuff, and your so traumatised that you don't remember the pain :D

  • When I was 6 I hand stitches and when I was in the second grade i had stiches again! So i had stitches twice!

  • you look extra hot with the pokemon cap *_*

  • When I was 12 I tripped up the stairs from the backgarden to the house. The door I fell into was made of glass, and separated two sides of two triangular sections of skin from my left forehead. A rush to emergency resulted in being sent home with a bandage around my head and the promise of a trip to a different hospital the next day for me to get stitches. The result was 42 stitches on the outside, with innumberable dissolvable ones on the inside.

  • i cracked my head open when i was around that age too, and ended up sitting in the hospital waiting to be seen for 4 hours. all of this time, blood was dripping from my head ! hahaaa i ended up having to get stitches :( lol!

  • WOW! Watch his sea-green eyes in this video, then flip over to the fourth video on the suggestions bar, 'PSYCHOPATHIC WIZARD IN 4TH GRADE!'. His eyes are now blue!!

    MAGIC!!! Are you wearing contacts, Joey? <3

  • lol I literally would have fallen off my house on purpose if it would have meant getting a Charizard. I miss the days when Pokemon was more important than keeping the blood inside of our heads.

  • When I was three I liked to stand on chairs and my mom always told be not to or I'll fall and hurt myself. Hmmm... I bet you can't guess what happened! I feel of and broke my leg in two places :D I have allot of injury stories from when I was little. Lets say I was clumsy as a child :P

  • @TouchMyFairGameCards ditto im clumsy now

  • I sat on a champagne glass once...let's just say stitching your but is not a pleasant experience.

  • hahaha "U will have pokemon cards" - Ok staple me out! " xD hahahaha ur so funny

  • totally worth the charizard card :3

  • when i was 3 i fell off my kitchen bar stool and my tooth went into my lip and i sliced my lip open and had to get 8 stitches in my lip :( i got a tellytubbies plush toy from my mum and a pikachu plush toy from my dad...i thought i was pretty cool ;) <3

    

  • When I was five I slammed my forehead into the corner of a wall and ended up getting 28 stitches. my grandma got me a box of junior mints for being brave.

  • Your eyes look super vibrant in this particular video to me lol

  • :O Were the kittens okay!?

  • Pokemon cards can solve every problem!

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  • When I was nine I cracked my head open and I had to get 6 staples.... it was such a weird feeling but getting them taken out was the worst :(

  • Ummm does anyone know his P.O. box???

  • Bad idea to watch this while eating ice cream. lol

  • Haha! " Okay, sounds good! Staple me up! "

    You're Hilarious!!

    And you got yourself a new subby<3

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  • i have a charizard card, and i didnt have to fall off my bunk bed!(which i no longer have, i miss my bunk bed :()

  • When I was 6 I fell off my bunk bed and hit my face on the ladder. The sad part is, is that I did that multiple times.

  • I will fall of my bed if I can meet you!! ;)

  • When I was 12, I fell off my scooter and had a concussion, fractured my skull, and had bleeding on my brain in two spots, opps xD xD

    WEAR YOUR HELMET KIDDIES!!

  • Im gunna go fall off my bunk bed because Joey told me too. ((:

  • Haha idk why but this made me laugh

  • Ok Joey I'll jump off a bunk bed thanks for the advice!!!!  =D

  • This stuff makes falling off a balance beam and fracturing my humerous seem like nothing! Oh, and it WASN'T funny! :P

  • "And they gave me a colouring book. . . so that was worth it."

    LOL

  • I cracked my head when I was three. I was climbing on a reclining chair, and ended up falling onto one of my toy blocks. So stupid. Lol. Ended up only needing a few stitches. And still today, at the age of twenty, I'm still just as clumsy. Haha.

  • Thank god u didn't die, but one question remains WHAT HAPPENED TO THE KITTIESS!!

  • LOL some days you have blue eyes, and some other days you have green eyes. IS YOU AN ALIEN?

  • You didn't feel anything because your body was in shock.

  • when i was in 3rd grade i slipped and fell and busted my cartlige and i got stiches on my ear i still have a bump on it

  • sry...commented b4 the end of the vlog...oops? =)

  • my friend had 2 get staples in her head 2 when she was 11...but they missed...so she basically had 2 get 3 staples in her head, just cause the FREAKIN DOCS messed up!

  • your so sexyy

  • Did it leave a scar/bald spot?

  • I had a severe concussion when I was little and they wouldn't see me for an hour and a half...hospitals are insane

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  • wait a second... when i broke my arm i didnt get pokemone cards :'( maybe i had to have split my head open instead....

  • I came here for two reasons: ONE: You are awesome, TWO: for your AWESOME theme song

  • "My parents said they would get me pokemon cards and I already had a coloring book. I was like oh okay, staple me up!"

    hahahahahahahah!

  • Ouch! Poor Joey! When I was in 4th grade I was playing handball and fell and bumped my head on the wall. I had a bump an inch thick, it forever to go away, and I was a bit dizzy. I always wore a hat since the bump was on my forehead and I wanted to cover it up. All the kids in my class were telling me to take my hat off since it was against school policy. It was not fun :(

  • "oh haha animal abuse, funny"

  • When I was in 1rst grade I ran into