How To Speak Hmong 1

[tiayako]

lol soooo funny. cool that you speak in the green dialect.

[dummiexflightt23]

You're So FUNNY & Adorable. lol. Whatsupp with the weapons. O.O

[ChingXyooj]

1:47 "ok yep i wanna go" so i say 1:50 ok "hey i need to go for a piss" good one!

[kalia2xiong]

Your hmong isn't bad. My bf is full hmong but his is worse and I feel like I'm starting to lose my language because all I speak is English to him.

[msdonnachang]

Lmao , aw :) this is so cute !

"all i get is kochia" lols .

[agcvt93]

unless you wanna get the shit beat outta.you, dont learn from this.dude! lmfbo this made me laugh! good.vid.though (x

[microbiologiest]

you are so funny.

[aznyang16]

If you didn't know Hmong were originally white back in the olden ages so your basically the original Hmong

[aznyang16]

Lmao you said "HELLO IDOITS"

[NraugHmoob11]

ur good at hmong speaking but ur funny haha

[jaijai464]

my fresh kiddz

[ShawtySoFiiione97]

2:30 sounds like, Hey kuv xav muas koj mos. lol

[108dragon247]

Dude, this is hilarious but the bad words are bad.

[Sgtxiong]

funny shite due

[genxcop123]

nyob zoo gee* moua* LOL

[meung07]

he sure is saying alot of bad words

[killichao]

OMG !!! LMFAOO !! LOL !

Very good dude!!

you speak hmong is so funny !

[skared4life67]

Good language. I'm trying to learn hmong so i can speak with my friend in hmong because he cant speak english, but he can read english.

[loverchicksful]

@skared4life67 how weird is that ?

[killerfisherman91]

everything this guy is saying is funny and wrong...he was gonna sale the lady when he gave her rice...hahaha

[xtremekilla178]

Wow......hahahaha I cracked up big time. He said the way to say, "Hey, I gotta go," in Hmong translated is, "Hey, I gotta go take a piss,".....a very polite way to say it hahaha.

[spvl14]

@xtremekilla178 he said if you're hmong, to be quiet! 

[sindyvang82]

you wanna go means ...."Hey I gotta go pee?"........I'm better off teaching my kids myself the right way.

[sindyvang82]

I'm hmong the the first thing you said in hmong was wrong....what you said might get you punched in the face.

[littleaprilroses]

*sighs* But I guess it's all cool. I have this cousin in law that's Hmong who make the most amazing homemade egg rolls every year for Christmas. And I HATE egg rolls, so that's really saying something. =P Curse you again Hmong community with your tight nit, action packed cliques and delicious food! xP

[littleaprilroses]

There are SO MANY Hmong people at my school, lol. Everytime I see them walking around -always in groups- I get so jealous. I feel all left out when they get into these interesting conversations in Hmong and I can't understand a damn word, lol. What pisses me off most is when they go between English and Hmong as if just to tease the non-Hmong kids.

Girl: *speaking Hmong* and then he goes *Hmong* and jumped right through the glass window!

WHY MUST YOU TAUNT US HMONG COMMUNITY?! WHY!! Lol. xD

[derranbedward]

koj ruam heev

[mrdavie100]

LMFAO! Loved Hondas! Mostly every Hmong people that you see drives Hondas!! LoL

[anily4]

That awesome ur mixed too ^^

[LoveAbleCharlene]

dude ur killing me.. i mean... i'm laughing hysterically at you cause ur so funny...



[mariathaobby]

Ohhhh ' cooool ! i'm the 12,345 viewer! (:

[100Predators]

Dude your saying it wrong on some of them LOL!!!!

[chriskie07]

Man I wana see your mom, you should make a video with your mom speakin in hmong :D

[kimben67]

hahahahahahahaah....first one "i wanna go"...."i wanna pee" 2nd "givin present to em"... "i wanna rape u" hahahaha....

[seekiidewd]

awesome job...

[meemeesb]

555555555 OMG!!!!

[iAzN2]

ruam luss!!!!! ahahaha nyob zoo tau ruam.....

[itsjustmeandhim09]

lmfao didnt believe you till you started talkinng bout the grandma :))btw i thought i was the only person who twiddles with napkinsor paoer towel or whatever you were holding

[itsjustmeandhim09]

lmfao i didnt believe he can speak hmong until you started talking about the grandma and btw i thought i was the only person in the world who does that to napkins or paper towel whatever you was toying with, weird;)) kudos

[itsjustmeandhim09]

lmfao i didnt believe he can speak hmong until he started talking about the grandma and btw i thought i was the only person in the world who does that to napkins or paper towel whatever he was toying with;)) weird

[hmoobkee]

lmfao....dude....



[MsLLEE27]

Lmfaoo(: Hahaha You're soo funny !!

[dzlor]

I am so glad I just read your description box... lol, cause I was just going to say, "Uh... did you know you just told me to grope someone's mom???" aka Kuv muab koj mos. Lol

[LiLluckiee]

lmfao. funny video peng.

[makeUPmoi]

do you speak hmong green or hmong white?

[LightofBankai]

I appreciate the fact that you still accept your hmong heritage.

[MakeupTheNerd]

LMFAO! I understand what you're saying...LMFAO....

[boogerfingers1]

hahaha good one!!!



[FoozLuv]

Lmao!!!

"and if mej yog moob na, just ........"

Hahahahhahaha funnies. Yeah I'll keep quite.

[MyLoVeBeezy1]

Are you Hmong White or Green?

[TheManwolf9]

hey my aunt mary thao says that your her cousin

[tylersmilies]

"They love dogs." haha. My god, that's so funny. Oh, the irony. haha

[xxxnickie]

damn, ur cute

[jerryxiong1744]

o_0 i guess if that's how you want to really greet people

[judaiyuki15]

Kov li hmong pride. lol.

HMONG PRIDE BABY!

(my hmong rusty too xD)

[HMNG559]

ahahhahaha it was hella funny in the beginning for me lol XD

[silentazn89]

he wants to rape u after he gives u the rice his word lol

[Luigy2111]

*sigh*...jerk....



[414MKH]

She even drives a Honda. LMAO. True Hmong.

[vangurl08]

very cute! i love it

[cheekiluss]

LOLS



[MsPizZa5678]

LOL "Nyob Zoo Ntsej Muag !!" xP

[Natsuigneel]

OMG, ur soo funny! :P

Hahaha, if u lived in London i'd be ur frend :P

[shayanie25]

LOL, I LOVE THE PART WHERE YOU SAID.... "you just happen to know their hmong.....because...you do."

[ChubbyChubbyMai]

no hmong friends? you can come hang out with me. LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

[skared4life67]

@ChubbyChubbyMai That be fucking mean you fat ass. GO LOSE SOME WEIGHT CHUBBY!!!

[ChubbyChubbyMai]

@skared4life67 the fuck is your problem? he stated in his video about no hmong friends so i said he can come hang out with me. geez, fucken watch the video first before you yap your skared ass mouth.

[skared4life67]

@ChubbyChubbyMai Go fuck your self, Fatso

[admiresin]

Lol, you're funny... and pretty attractive ;)

[chacindy]

You are hilarious. You're gonna get people into trouble using those Hmong words. Lol.

[heroyaj]

Wow! I really respect the fact that you can speak hmong and english so fluently! Lol, Most hmong that I know can only speak hmong pretty good or english pretty good!

I also have a mekas and hmong coisin too.

[INSOMNIAet]

You are SOOO cute and YOUR MOM is AWESOME...

[MsYalala]

Your so adorable haha and shy looking (:

[dorkyyanggirl]

lolol!! dude said nyob zoo jaymoua. hahahaha!! :P

[HMONGBABiiEGiiRL]

Handsome (:

[mysticalBEAUTY95]

haha:]] your cute. HMONG PRIDE all the way brah!

[maisongS2]

thumbs up for hmong pride! you have more pride than alot of hmong people i know here in australia! :)

[han2seh]

I love how you're fiddling with that napkin through the entire video.. LOL

[lOnElyNeZz]

you're a cute mutt ^_^

[MaixeeXiong1]

..lol i love your videos.. your so funny.. can you read hmong or write hmong??

[xmuraix77]

When dis guy speak hmong> man it funny.

[zajdabneeg]

hello your face. lmao lol

[deathfromasian]

hahahaha i want to meet a white women like ur mom, a white asian!!!! hahaha sweeeet

[559lady]

wow..love your hmong accent..do u have a hmong girlfriend?..

[pillsbury1201]

You speak green?

[0ldsk00l19]

Hahahahahaha this is some good stuff! Daps...

[kasonyaj1]

nigga speaks green too. lol

[mellove5]

"hey i wanna go" --- "hey i want to pee" HAHAHAHAHA funnyy :D

[naleebyy]

Ahaha lol that was so funny "hello your face"

[sweedib]

All tje girls here and in your other vedio are head over hills for you...yay!

[kayno9167]

hahah weak hah

[HawjDreamer]

dang if they say that !! their all going to get beat up!! lol

[airiaram]

are you a green Hmong?

[anilavanilla]

I remember you.. a long time ago. LOL Never talked to you before then but this's my first time hearing you speak hmong & yes your mom is very very fluent in hmong.

[MsMaiKB]

hahahahaha.....now this is Hmong/slang!!!!!!!!!

[MsSheng1002]

I don't know why people keeping asking if you're hmong... you totally look like one! A light skinned cute clean hmong :D. If you tan a little bit, they won't mistaken you at all! But keep the light skinned :P

[TheOriginal29]

she's as hmong as they come LOL

[TheresaShurn]

You can have your puppy in the background.. cus, they love dogs. Lmfao. Way to be racist XD

[MsPaLor]

she beats me like a hmong mom would. LOL

[MIssyKacie]

Lmfao!

[yurixyooj]

Nice video lol but I think you should just stick to speaking english lmao jk.

[megahero55]

Much love Hmong Brother

[itzMelindaXiong]

Hahah , cute ... I could watch your videos all day.

[MrGarrett9929]

she even drives a honda lol 

[bboyoneforce]

ur not translating rite bro and not tuh b mean but ur offensive cuz ur using bad words

[TheresaShurn]

@bboyoneforce That's the point..



[OhSoKana]

LOL, AWHS! this is cool! hi

[Mid2010West]

dude when u said hello and thing to a Hmong group u said hello bastard not hello how r u doing?

and when u said i wanna go u said i wanna go pee

when u said i wanna give rice instead of saying dat u said i wanna fk u

AND ONE THING THIS VID IS FUNNY AS HELL JUST TO TELL U DAT

[maityme84]

"Ooo...knuckle in the head" haha that was cute.

[kangmoua17]

wats up wit u and da tissue! lol

[thaoxiong1]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sandymoua88]

lol "..kuv muab hmoob pride nas.."

[aS21b]

lmao! this video is funny!

[ChillXionger]

Lol. i love how you talk about your mom and how she's white but could actually be like an actual Hmong mom Lol.

[breaktsiskam]

omg!! ur so KUTE!!!

[msevuuhlynnxd]

ahhww , this is cutee . do you have some kind fright ? because i notice how you seems to stare off into space & alot of playing with the towel ? in you hand ? but over all , this is really good . you sound really fluent in hmong :D

[Tatsumi972]

i notice that most hmong people in MN speak hmong green

[MrHmoobhtt]

lol you a true HMONG MESKA LOL

[MrHmoobhtt]

lol

[MrHmoobhtt]

lol that how we teens these day lol

[yellowladee]

you're funny! come to twin cities and you should find tons of hmong ppl to talk too!!!

[hirothao]

@yellowladee i already live by the twin cities ;) hehe

[boom6901]

@yellowladee lol so true



[0pahx]

LOLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!

[gurl08]

lol, how funny. Yay 5 stars!! :D

[LittleMissCortny]

Lmao love ur vids! Especially the songs that u write AND sing

[LiquidMotionPicture]

is that tissue? LOL

[allpychy]

Wow. Haha. Just wanted to say "Clever video(s)" And how can you lose your hmong in MN?! There are so many hmong people there!

[hirothao]

@allpychy yeeeeea there are, but i'm sorta a loner out here lol. my music mic and cam are mostly the only ones i hang with... but that's obvious lol.

[allpychy]

@hirothao Haha. Well you know what that MEANS.... ! Dont think dirty now. ;P LOl

[hirothao]

@allpychy no... o.O does that mean i need to play video games again??? =p lol

[allpychy]

@hirothao Haha NOoo. It means you're a singer DUH. Simple as that. Haha.

[allpychy]

@hirothao Nooo.. You're a singer. Duh. simple as that. Lol

[10lisayang]

Just putting it out there---you're attractive :)

[GeeVenom]

lol KUV MUAJ HMOOB PRIDE NAS

[YErMAiNBkMA]

LMFAOOO. Nyob zoo tsi muag. HAHAHAHA

[womenYAJ]

LOL...love the part of your Grandma and the knuckle head. Man you're as funny as they come, huh. Anyways, I just enjoy watching your videos. Gives me something to laugh about. Encouragement : Do More

[missmadelynmunchkin]

whatever you're playing with in your hands, it is very distracting... :)

[sandylauj]

hahaha omg ur so cute... hahaha.. hmong pryde...

[mouakim]

you are awesome!

[jiaoyinyang]

these haters are freaken craz, nothings wrong with being mix

HMOOB PRIDE BROTHER!! YEA!!

[onesavior1]

lol.. i love the part where u talked about rice stuck on papers.. hahaha... cus my mom used to use rice to as glue to do my hw project hahaha

[baowinkle]

lmao. hella funny.. everyone needs to quit trippin. He's joking :P

[mouasarah]

hahaha!!! elijah ure so funny..lmao. thick cracked me up-sarah

[myneeyah]

your mom is awesome! <3 :)

[beautyfy]

at least u can speak more hmong than a friend of mine that was half white and half hmong too...he spoke it good but he got really rusty....keep it up...if u need anyone to talk to in hmong...i'm just one call away :)

[nujtxeej]

Hmong Pride.

[knx08]

lol all i get is....ib lub khauj tsiav!! haha

[abyeebpride09]

@knx08 , lolz haha yeah that's so funny-can't stop laughing :D

[nIkKimOuA]

This is too funny:)

[dorkboi]

Phrases*

[dorkboi]

Haha.. This dude is a JOKE! don't listen to anything this guy is saying... you'll get your ass whooped by Hmong people if you used these phases that he's teaching LOL.

[stsaab]

lol this is awesome! I know exactly what you mean. GO GREEN HMONG PEOPLE!

[pvp718]

LOL Nyob zoo ntsej muaj!

[townguy01]

You look more white because your mother is white. One thing I noticed about mix racial kids or people is that they tend to look more like their mother's racial background than their father. Therefore, for me it is understandable why you look more white than Hmong/Asian.

[StarCha5]

do you have a facebook? LOL

[XBABEBOOX]

LOLS! Cute ;)

[MOSYANG00]

LOVE IT. HAHAHA WHEN YOU SPEAK IN HMONG, YOU SOUND LIKE A FULL HMONG BOY ;)

[missMKX]

You're really funny. 

[lillylove]

'kuv muaj hmong pride' LOLZ............

[saving4EVER]

Dude...I think you speak Hmong better than my brother and he's 100% hmong...but you do remind me a lot of him tho...lol



[msyxtyx]

I'm so happy you make videos!!!! Keep it up! Doesn't matter if you're hmong or not! But it's also awesome that you are! You should introduce your mom to us too!!!

[OHMYGAUSHUA]

I almost want to purposely marry a white guy now. LMFAO....jk....no matter what race my future kids are they're gonna speak hmong whether they like it or not. (:

[kaniely]

U know what?! Ur Hmong is better then mine. I'm full Hmong but my family calls me white wash, I call it being an American. LoL had a good laugh!

[xyingx616x]

i wanna see the outtakes cause there is no way you said all that without laughing

[thaokong01]

Yo! You hatin ass muthafuckas need a real check! Why is it that he has a Hmong name? Dumb fucks!!! Aye Pheng, why don't you just do an all Hmong speakin vid. so these haten full of air ass gooks STFU!!! I remember goin fishin with Cha pops, Lah, and Sam, and they got their asses whoop for speaking meka!! Muahhaahhaa oh the good ol memories! Thoj Pride!!!!!! Son!!!!

[xXGANGSTAR08Xx]

..... will im not going to be all mean and stuff but ur hmong thats good but u could hav that hmong look u know soo yeah sorry about ur gma and im hmong too soo yeah :)

[vickyyang07]

haha...you're Hmong was good. But one thing, what's up with the napkin tearing? And oh man, I remember those days getting yelled at by the Grandma...typical grannies I tell ya!

[jayslurp]

lol ur so funny thats all wrong i got u!

[hirothao]

@jamesmuchee lol normally that'd be true, guess ya didnt read the vid description or see the caption at the beginning of the vid lol. thanks for commenting tho lol.