CRUDBUMP: "Expert Chef"

[heyimsadler]

OH GOD I was the 666th like. OH GOD I'm obviously the antichrist.

[cwbell63801]

This one shoulda been called Nasty Jams..Dude your a lil Disturbed!!

[waarde2]

The thing that bugs me the most is that this video has 666 likes and that I'm watching it on christmas.

[iZiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii]

oh my bluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrr­rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrg­gggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhh...

[ZiSeoun]

NOOOOOOOO DREWWWW.

[99Dubious]

that was the most offensive thing i've seen in my entire life.

[bluetextonwhitebg]

2:16 ZOMG he has a brass knuckle coffee mug!  WANT!!! :D

[moogpunk]

GRIMEXWEEDXRAP

[thebravlittletoaster]

I laughed so hard i cried then kept laughing

[camronm21]

Just another day in the life of Drew Toothpaste.

[MsAsshole95]

Truly inspirational.

[mbrola]

I couldn't finish the video I was gagging rue! Live the song and pug tho! This channel is awesome! Love the 'I don't do shit' song - my new anthem - subscribe today!

[sumsumlovesyou]

awesome song. however, i couldn't finish the video without throwing up. this video is not advised for pregnant women...

[insanity54]

OMG!

[overand]

Violent cookery.

[lesharam]

Love the music, the video is gut wrentching

[sheaton319]

This is the most disgusting video I have ever seen. 2 girls 1 cup included.

[601271]

Should i like this if i almost threw up watching it?

[aschimke]

Hair in the food and his head is bleeding.

[eight6sevenfive3oh9]

I think someone watched this video and brought that concoction to our christmas potluck today.

[fartlek55]

Dude, you are a fucking genius. The fucking tied-up world needs your laser beam insight now more than ever...

[designasaurs]

Has anyone commented yet on the fact that your head was bleeding?

[DiosX2euifhwi]

Charles ate puke off the floor.

[slothgirl13]

Acid.

[alphadork1]

make a frito pie and spell your name out in velvita

[OrangeCrush0881]

that man should never set foot in a kitchen....ever

[incripshin]

I think I'm going to be sick.

[sunshiner999]

haha i love it

[llcdrdndgrbd]

I almost threw ups :(

[steveasat2]

Good to see that the CUPS can still rock a cameo.

[SuperDisser]

Better than my moms cooking.

[llacook]

my life is a great-scape!

[MrCatComics]

D: What. The. Fuck.

[ttomdorrej]

Amazing. Just amazing.

[homeyhomedawg]

i wish mah man could treat me right like dis guy

[insertwittyusername]

joaquin phoenix at 1:18

[RobotTickleFight]

the na$tiest of jams

[stryker4750]

i'L cook something nutricious

[amberbrackenbury]

were living a different life now

[Homepie]

Nasty jams, nastier videos

[sbvirgo07]

This is one of the most disturbing things I have ever seen

[LionsTigersBears123]

wtf???

[PaperTowel1101]

LOL That's SOOOOO funny! You're voice is calming.

[TheSirBoyKing]

I would eat this as evidence of my undying love. CHARLES! LOLLLL

[MrJayzoo]

your head is leaking

[sshuck]

I'm crying.

[bluetextonwhitebg]

WHAT THE FUCK AM I WATCHING?!

[throatkickerr]

finally caved and bought the album. it feel good.

[rickbusinessman]

A little disappointed that none of that headblood went into the mix.

[ambulancecore]

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[AtelierTabulaRasa]

Oh my gentle jesus...

[rafaelbernardelli]

eww

[RocketMan741]

OMG EWW XD 5 Stars!

[KayKayONTHEBEATZ]

this is david lynch shit right here

[legostpaction]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand subscribed

[pigasus]

YOU.

[scottylans]

Dude what the fuck!  This is ... different to your other videos ohhhhh boy.

[Jonziepoo]

sick, just sick

[edinface1]

i did okay until about the last minute... then i started to almost puke haha . the music is lovely however :)

[passiveMenis]

Brilliant

[goddotcom]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

GRODY!

Haha, i said grody.

[fairweathercatering]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhh. I jost posted this with my chefs and their loosing their shit right now

[benji55545]

Wow, this video is twisted. Awesome.

[Pinwheelin]

I approve of this.

[caribind3]

Oh man...Is it wrong that I found some parts of this erotic? ;)

[Chozo001]

Superb

[Microwavish]

I've watched this a million times and just noticed the MUGS mugs at the beginning.

[Laurology]

i can't stop watching this.

[raggedyann86]

Not the best video to watch when suffering from morning sickness....

YUM.

[mikegzarjoyce]

I am a satisfied subscriber. Also, is it bad that I have been apparently so desensitized by the internet that I had no idea this video would elicit so many negative responses until I read the comments? Calm down you prissies! The video made me belly-laugh and that is my review and reason for the 5-star rating/favorite.

[juxtapose519]

Drew sounds a little bit like Mac Lethal back in his battle rap days. Keep it up Drew... you'll break even once you sell out to the man.

[ImaMuffin]

I just vomited in my mouth.

marry me.

[Hershizzle]

so snowy in ohio

thats why Im going to florida for collage

but my dog will always live in ohio

french potatoes

[Biguns]

Im also an expert chef!!!

[Biguns]

Im also an expert chef!!

[djnas4]

Your dedication to the art of cooking is unmistakable!

[Walrusaurus]

Oh my god.

This has, like, a near-perfect logarithmic curve of horrifyingness.

[madhatte73]

YES

[00skin00]

Did you cut your head open dude?

[Aesthir]

I am a huge fan Drew, but shit that video was gross. Cmon brau

[sp0rk173]

Absolutely fantastic.

[MrDan710]

this is absolutely amazing, I have no words that can describe it well enough..

I started to cry at the end not just from holding back my vomit but also laughter.

five stars!

[usejabonenpastillas]

what the hell....?! LOL

[zach99998]

Yeah you were definitely bleeding, but that's an average day for an expert chef?

[ceilmary]

It was nice to see Charles again. He's cute.

[yrustaringatme]

i threw up. thanks for that.

[plywood747]

This is my favorite cooking show.

[tonyfamous]

i really like this video. it gives my brain a boner.

[scottswan]

It looked delicious until the hair.

[industrialwaffle]

totes speechless, drew.

[danielleoh]

omg.

[88Hoffy]

Hulk Hippy and friends say Crudman rocks 7 out of 10 for this gem, Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[88Hoffy]

This guy is one crazed cat, love it totally, yeah man snicker bar salad mmmmmmmm

[grogfu]

If I have anything to say about it, i'll stick to real potatoes---sweet potatoes.

[MattMulder]

awesome, I see it as a critic of French cuisine now. :)

[invaderen27]

it is both hilariously disgusting and disgustingly hilarious

[malialia7]

this is disgusting. hilariously disgusting! 5 stars!

[vidz4funz]

what tophergrallison said:

5 stars for self-deprecation.

[Andicous]

that is one of the MOST grousest things i've ever seen O.O

[blakethecat]

WWOWEEWOER GROSS

[overproductions]

Revolting! I loved it!

[tox0tes]

i liked it all except for the part where you dump the ketchup in... that turned my stomach a little

[moshimoshi123]

OMG, can I pass on the nutrition? I'm gonna go get me some McDonald's now.

[cutelli87]

lmao

[cutelli87]

LOL

[oozabooman]

If you were entered into a gross out contest with Frank Zappa and Marilyn Manson, my money would be on you.

[benitokicksass]

Illest.

[toonjunkie]

SOOOOO DOPE!

[CBondraJr]

what

the fuck.

awesome.

[xQueenKristinx]

um... pretty sure there was a hair in your soup there...

[Mitchburn]

What the fuck did I just see?

I feel like I just stared into a public toilet for an hour...

[transientsmile]

Like an Oscar Meyer...BM! I wish it was a DVD now. The video made it so much bettah.

[vomitwut]

Hahahhaa my stomach actually started to hurt! :(

[tophergrallison]

5 stars for self-deprecation.

[arielxcore]

are you having a mental breakdown?

[assderka]

Drew, where the fuck do you live? I think I saw a glory hole at one point!

[toasterninja]

Not what I expected. But I did not leave disappointed.

[bpatey12]

this is a terrible thing that i have seen

[malenkylizards]

Nothing like a cheerios, undrained baby corn, sunflower seeds, french fries, ketchup, canned crinkle-cut carrots, stale-ass leftover salad, canned imitation crab, assload of chambord, two ladlefuls of lard, headful of greasy hair and pants casserole to show somebody how much you love them.

[ryguy000]

Hahaha yes I love this

[chanazure]

I feel disturbed now...

[music4u114]

You are insane and I love it.

[tyler73074]

Is this you're voice drew? really?

[outshimed]

Truly the greatest artistic expression I've ever seen.

[foxxbain]

Oh God, I can smell the scent of vomit!

[tristabelle]

Charles, noooo! leave it!!

[knightchik]

+20 points for making me heave a little bit.

[throatkickerr]

INPUT / OUTSHIT

[amityphil]

oh my fuke!

[jayinwww]

bring compressor back!

[Vacheresseb]

This is weird and not good.

[snoutrockets]

You are weird... and not good... OH! WHAT?!!?? Oh yes I did vachersack, I did. Goddamn, that was cold of me. Sorry vachersack :(

[rubberducky92]

INPUKE / OUTPUKE

[rubberducky92]

INPUKE / OUTPUKE

[dirtyhandgesture]

Drew has BALLS.

[sushinissity]

haha. Oh my god. That's got a little bit of shock value.

[angelpushpin]

I couldn't watch near the end but it was hilarious.

reminds me of the concoctions me and my friends would make in preschool.

[steviejustin]

This is more than a bit awesome.

[djmkdub]

i...um...wow... drew i respect and fear you so much now

[dude30523]

hahaha this is fucking great!

[AnonymousJellyfish]

There is no way for me to properly convey the horror and awe that I feel right now.

That was... the most dedicated work of music i have ever seen.

[bigbookofnothing]

Puke in, puke out..

[frankiejlh]

Goddammit, laughing and vomiting simultaneously is going to give me hiccups.

[eight6sevenfive3oh9]

You're like a white Dr. Octagon in a Ted Kaczynski shed. Kudos.

[skjamog]

I think I died :D

[kingryux]

*Coughs up a custard* bleh

[Pennypacker42]

Is that how you make crudbump salad?

[Huskertuba]

HAHAHA....this is wonderful

[xaaronjohnsonx]

Sick man.

Sick food, sick beats.

[singinglawnchair]

This made my food poisoning even worse.

[blacespace]

Man thats gross! Excelent video as usual! Expression at it's best form.

[esillmonday]

ugh this made me sick

[DerekILikeRed]

This is most excellent, sir.

[HarlotBug3]

I was down until you subjected the Chambord to this debacle. >:(

[theNeoIs]

дибил

[AKADriver]

this was, indeed, a na$ty jam.

[givemiabreak]

WTF Drew?

[xPwnzanichx]

This is perfection.

[knightkrew]

Fuck you! Your disgusting enough without puking a shit storm on camera. This is seriously worse then 2girls1cup, I'm calling my attorney...

[ImKiij]

omg wtf the video was somewhat reasonable until you put the hair in wtf man

[myxomatosized]

the jams aren't all that's nasty

[rozennightshade]

CHAMBORD ABUSE!!! :(

[calibansvg]

what is this i don't even

[Morag0]

OMG....

[sadfourshoes]

Mind writing up a recipe so we can make some of that ourselves, Drew?

[ThirdWallofBob]

This video hurts my brain and challenges your sanity. What more is there to say?

[reformedklepto]

You forgot the cool whip. I love you anyway.

[CarlCampbell]

You're beats are delicious. And so is your cooking!

[fiddlercrab3]

LOL Oscar Mayer B.M.

[lizajane]

its the hair that makes me all gaggy.... weird cos theres all kinds of disgusting in that bowl.

[MaduinB]

a whole tray of cupcakes you are crazy

[lizajane]

gaggity gag! foooor real.

!!!! righteous song.

[gusto68]

You are the man Drew! Good as always :o) Next time I watch this I gotta make sure not having food poisoning... I felt sick before I watched it but the video certainly did the trig! Thanks for that *lol*

[PorusHorus]

Noooooo

Drew whyyyyyy

[musicshapedhole]

My dear, sweet Jesus... you put your blood into this, and that is the most that anyone can ever ask of you.

Brilliant. May you win Grammys...

[lufis]

not that funny...just plain akward...good work

I forgot I ordered the album, just came today. I'm looking forward to bumping beats in my Bus to this all spring.