Dr Seuss Pickup Lines

[magikyle1990]

alright, alright...I'll be that guy. the one who points out that "Are you my mother?" is not by Dr. Seuss.

[PoseidonKross2009]

"Lookie lookie! The size of my shoe... You know what they say. Yes, it is true." lol gold

[NERDSareTHEfuture]

go colin

[rooster5man]

Ryan won.

[Svninja10]

ryan shouldve said "and i am not drew" at the end

[Freddyfan357]

Looky looky the size of my shoe, u know wat they say, yes it is true LOLOLOLOL

[JandJboats]

This was the best show in T.V history

[molovesmusic567]

i wish this show was still airing i love it!!!!!!!

[tomkaulitzfan1774]

i love how they were all holding invisible cups.

[Lockpeople]

They completely forgot "I have some great tricks. I will show them to you! Your mother will not mind at all if I do."

[TheRealQuester]

They are reading aren't they?!

[philliesrule123456]

@TheRealQuester no there not reading

[Stevezom]

coccyx?

[Auzzie015]

I remember the scenes from a hat , I'm an out of work dr seus character. I can work for money, I can work for honey. I will work for you. Toodaloodaloo

[Psse222]

@Auzzie015 I remember that ^^. It wasn't a scenes from a hat, though, it was actually in a game of props.

[stopthesoftkill]

considering how badly colin does in rhymes, this was an excellent performance from him!

[snowleopard89]

"would you do it in a tree? would you do it while I see....he he hehehehe...." That's when I started crying cuz I was laughing so hard.

[g4bandit]

Turns out, for song styles there was a lady they called up was a sign instructor. She quickly taught him sorry, because they felt bad about their song. If you watch the whose line inside joke collection, it all becomes clear..

[Silentnes]

Drew gets so happy when he hits the camera with the hat..lolz

[mysticwhiteguy]

Ice Hole

[OlderThanTime09]

"Are you my mommy?" Haha! I about died.

[UTAUpm]

Could you do it with a friend?

Could you do it end to end?

Would you do it on a goat?

Would you do it with my coat?

Would you do it in a tree?

Would you do it while I see?

hehehehehehe

[ilovejd224]

"I'm Drew Car-BEEP!"

[Studmuffin4803]

the sad part is I couldnt like it twice

[THeBEEtleNAMEdGEORGe]

how come anytime they do a skit about dating they always make fun of Drew Carey.

[jaredthompson13]

Keep on pressing 0.

[gherkinfantastic]

... Are you my mommy? LMFAO

[k9pker]

6 7 4

[OvrObsessedGrl]

BTW @OhPolyphony I JUST now saw your comment after posting mine already! Hahaha woops! I guess great minds think alike ;)

[OvrObsessedGrl]

I'm really surprised that none of them said, "Is that a wocket in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"

[powerrangermaster96]

TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT I FIND A CUTE GIRL THAT I WILL WANT TO DO SHE WILL SEE MY HANDS AND MY FEET CUZ U KNOW WHAT THEY SAY YES IT IS TRUE

[OhPolyphony]

Is that a wocket in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

[EzioAuditore754]

does anyone know wat the "are you my mommy" means?

[xEricTheGothx]

@EzioAuditore754 If I remember correctly it was a book Dr. Suess wrote about a baby bird looking for his mother whilst shes getting the dinner and he walks around asking randon animals if they're his mommy

[ficusali]

@xEricTheGothx "you are not my mother, you are a snort! "

[xEricTheGothx]

@ficusali is that the name of the book?

[thecoolrandomperson]

@xEricTheGothx the name of the book is ''are you my mother?''

[xEricTheGothx]

@thecoolrandomperson gotchya =)

[caliscribe]

@xEricTheGothx It's actually by another author, but it's published by the same series that does the Dr. Seuss books so a lot of people get mixed up.

[VRG987]

wat is the cup for

[VRG987]

bamadbo

[VenusAMV]

"Are You My Mommy?" LMFAO!

[stifflerjuniour]

could you do it with a friend could you do it end to end would you do it on a coat would you do it with my goat would you do it in a tree would you do it while i see hehehe hehehe

[DumandsONE]

"Come home with me, im not scary, im really rich, im drew carry ": xD

[MrJacksGuitar]

The 'You know what they say about people with big shoes' was definitely a rumour started by clowns :P

[Ndawwgy]

he he he he he he he 

[PickOfThePiccs]

"My name is Horton, and I see a hoe"

[dogpuppylover101]

what is the name of that show???

[felipe1104]

@dogpuppylover101 "Whose Line is it Anyway," all improv

[exotheist1]

listen to Drew Carey at the last few seconds of the video. wtf is he saying?

[TheEsperanza243]

@exotheist1 saying the usual line before commercials start

[exotheist1]

@TheEsperanza243 It just sounded like nonsense the first time I listened to it. (I actually knew that he was saying the usual pre-commercial stuff. Just making a point...)

[exotheist1]

@exotheist1 And actually, upon listening to this with my new, better speaker set, I realize how easy it probably was for most people to understand him.

[misscanadarain]

what did wayn say at 1:17?

[iDontBeTrollin]

@misscanadarain im so sorry for him...i think

[DarkAndrew12345]

@misscanadarain They had a deaf woman earlier in the episode, and she told them how to say "im sorry" in sign language, so that's what he was saying.

[TheEsperanza243]

@DarkAndrew12345 She wasn't deaf. She was an instructor from a school for deaf people.

[DarkAndrew12345]

@TheEsperanza243 Derp thats what i meant to say, dunno why i said she was deaf. -_-

[TheEsperanza243]

@DarkAndrew12345 lol

[Murrison]

Wayne knows sign language! Holy shit!

[TheEsperanza243]

@Murrison only some

[MrCappin]

you kno what they say about big feet!

*little boy walks up*

they be like.... boy.. you got some big feet.....

[interhead1996]

Would you put your cat in MY hat?

[redwings1914cd]

Press 6 followed by 7 immediately!

[geeiwoder]

@redwings1914cd lol 3 and 9; 2 and 4

[SaintsAsylum]

@redwings1914cd press 4 and 7

[SingWithMe2]

@redwings1914cd I don't get it.

[jonasfan221920]

ive watched over 50 of these

[makeupbyaliii]

LMAO drew carrey

[TheLillysweet69]

BRAPPPPPPPPPPPP!!! love this episode lolz

[riddleman65]

He didn't even write Are You My Mommy.

[smgross144]

@riddleman65 I know... lots of people think P. D. Eastman books are actually Seuss. Too bad, right?

[fall92baby]

Hello my dear, you are first rate

How about we go on a date

Oh you're so good looking

Boobily boo

Come back to my place for some

Bamity Boom

....YES PLEASE!

[Propoganda43]

Are you my mommy is from the grinch!!

[smgross144]

@Propoganda43 Nope. Different book altogether by P. D. Eastman.

[KrunkDuck1]

ill tickle you with my pickle for only a nickle

[Penguinlover482]

well played ryan, well played...

[tpis469]

I miss this show.

[vamphyre73]

I think colin should have said for the last two lines "would you do it while I watch? Could you do it to my crotch?" it would have been even more hilarious in my opinion.

[nekogirljade]

"Are you my mummy?"

..I want to watch Doctor Who now, Thank you Brad.....

[rondo215]

drew finally hit the camera

[MetalGodX3]

Did anyone else noticed Drew rhymed before the break too? :P

[shakey2277]

are you my mummy

[mysttx5]

i love these guys

[g4bandit]

I didn't know wayne could sign. He was actually using the correct signs.

[LukeBarberra]

@g4bandit That's what i noticed!!! well at least "sorry" anyway... I was shocked :P

[totallyhorizontal]

@g4bandit What did Wayne sign?

[Dest8]

@totallyhorizontal i believe he signed "im sorry"

[superduperchuper]

@totallyhorizontal He signed "I'm sorry".



[bttfnut89]

@g4bandit its actually a running gag from a duet he did with brad earlier. the woman they were singing about taught sign language or something

[HopelesslyPsychotic]

@g4bandit some of them lol

[ZRCephyr]

I was expecting to hear the famous "There's a wocket in my pocket." Oh, well... :/

[slytherinslut16]

If anyone used these on me, I would accept.

[heftv1]

Would you do it on my goat would you it with my goat

Hehehehehehehe

[cjmet]

surprised there no mention of "A persons a person no matter how.... small."

[punisher00109]

r u my mommy lmaooo

[Nanaman12345]

They always need Ryan to go last. He kills it EVERY time!

[SableDement]

Milk Duds.

[Yazagyo]

HE-HE-HE-HE-HEHE-HE-HE-HE

[pinkdiamond7577]

As soon as Ryan said scary, everybody knew he was going to say something about Drew.

[iarcunt]

I think brad confused Dr. Seuss with Doctor Who 1:05

[IBeAWizard24]

@iarcunt Are You My Mommy is one of Dr. Seuss' books

[REIworker]

@IBeAWizard24

No, the book, Are You My Mother is by P.D Eastman.

[IBeAWizard24]

@REIworker You are correct. My mistake

[ShadowPrince7]

two people have very small shoes

[babygirlyayy]

lol come home with me

im not scary

im really rich

im drew carry lol heheheh

[TiffanyRoyaleS]

For those wondering, that circular fist movement Wayne does on his chest means "sorry" :/

Yeah, Captain Obvious moment...

[twilightrhapsodist]

@TiffanyRoyaleS Yeah, i caught that! I wonder who he was signing to!

[TiffanyRoyaleS]

@twilightrhapsodist Same here lol

[RockingAwesomeness]

SO FUNNY!!!!!!

[robloxdusty666666]

Come Home with me

Im not scary

Im really rich

Im Drew Carey

[dethmaiden1991]

I've got a wocket in my pocket if you know what I mean...

[dodgers162003]

@dethmaiden1991

no

[marylocks92]

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

[ThemOldaBoys]

You know what they say about big shoes.

Big socks.

[roxalicious]

@ThemOldaBoys  "it's a lie"

[TheOperaPhanatic]

@ThemOldaBoys they're clowns!

[EMANRebel]

i'm definitely using these XD

[kutkutiya]

Hello my dear u are my first rate, how abt we go on a date. Oh! you're so good looking booblyboo come back to my place for some bamity boo :D

[edwardcullen62019011]

this is hilarious!!! oh and btw didnt they do another dr seuss one with jeff???

[RAWRme929]

@edwardcullen62019011 i think that was famous movie lines inspired by dr seuss... something like that :P

[soulcornflake1]

@edwardcullen62019011 They did one where it was famous movie lines recited like Dr. Seuss. It was funny, but not as funny as this one.

[SapphireDragon2388]

They had so much fun with this one. They made it sooooo wrong hahahaha. Ryans was perfect.

[SapphireDragon2388]

They had so much fun with this one. They made it sooooo wrong hahahaha

[Nanaman12345]

Ryan CONQUERED.

[sama31655]

Are you my mother is not Dr. Seuss

[bttrflykiss7701]

@sama31655 Congratulations for knowing that. lol.

[jenesuispasmexican]

I used to live next to Stiles haha

[jenesuispasmexican]

I used to live next to Stiles

[nomibells31]

@jenesuispasmexican my dad worked with his brother

[nomibells31]

@jenesuispasmexican my dad worked with his brother thats not as cool as living by him though

[farrey22]

looky looky the size of my shoe. you know what they say... yes it is true.

[iamright94]

i was surprised there were no lines using thing 1 and thing 2 haha

[hiabbeyhimaggy]

"Come sleep with me. Sleep with me twice.

I think that would be really nice.

Lookie, lookie, at the size of my shoe.

You know what they say. Yes, it is true."

[milesgti]

Camera Hit 20 pts.

[wssgirl15]

Why does Dr. Seuss have a water glass?

[animatorFan74]

@wssgirl15 Hehe.... I think they're supposed to be their beers they're holding in the imaginary bar they're in, while picking up the ladies..... :)

[Kelvarra]

did Wayne sign im sorry in sign language?

[handinhandtogether]

@Kelvarra He said "I'm worried for him" in sign language.

[handinhandtogether]

@Kelvarra Oops. He said "I'm sorry" at the beginning, and 'I'm sorry for him" when Brad said "are you my mommy?"

[pokerface2252]

bet the one person who dislikes this feels like a dumbass

[melrastessa]

Is it just me, or did Wayne totally sign "I'm sorry for him" to the audience in reaction to Brad's line about "my mommy"?

[animatorFan74]

@melrastessa No, he totally signed that..... funny! :)

[morgan1159307]

@animatorFan74 Wayne does a lot of sign language, you just have to catch it

[animatorFan74]

@morgan1159307 Oh really...? That's the first I've noticed. I'll keep an eye out next time.... thanks for pointing it out in the first place. :)

[animatorFan74]

@morgan1159307 Oh, I think he's signing something in the first few seconds of the vid to someone.... :)

[hiabbeyhimaggy]

@animatorFan74 I think I kind of remember that episode. I think there had been a sign language expert who they had done the love song for, and she taught it to them. It meant something along the lines of "I'm sorry". Ha, I can't remember what he did, though.

[animatorFan74]

@hiabbeyhimaggy Ah cool.... :)

[QueenReader13]

@hiabbeyhimaggy ya they sang a song about a girl's profession as a sign language interpreter and after they got done they felt so bad they asked how to say "im sorry" and they used it the rest of the show...

[aj19bcx]

so is brad trying to pick up a rapist or something?

[TheWeekle]

@aj19bcx His mom's a rapist?

[myvestigee]

LMAO at Ryan's line xDD

[OneWayReviews]

Come Home with me, I'm not Scary, I'm really Rich, I'm Drew Carey Epic Ryan Moment

[OneWayReviews]

0:38

[Themaniacnextdoor]

They always pick on Drew *sigh*

[PoopyAnis]

Are you my Mommy XD

[OneWayReviews]

0:27

[OneWayReviews]

0:28

[DarylKT]

press 6 wait till he says "see" then press 7 >.>

[BillsRule250]

0:27

[antijelly]

"Is that a wocket in your pocket? or are you just happy to see me

[dantheazn]

hey i just realized that wayne might know sign language did u see him do the sorry sign ? (for those who know asl)

[Roughknight01]

@dantheazn its an inside joke from that episode look it up

[Jokerfan517]

@dantheazn It was from earlier in the show, the game was "Duet" and Wayne and Brad were singing to a woman who did sign language and after they felt they messed up, or did something inappropriate, they asked her the sign for "I'm sorry" and that carried on throughout the rest of the show.

[melrastessa]

@dantheazn I just posted that lol. I think he did! I had to watch it twice to decide but he definitely signed "sorry" at least.

[anieto1993]

"Is that a wocket in your pocket?"

[bluevixen1994]

It makes me wonder how they can just think of these on the spot.... i wouldn't even know where to start!

[BLTwithCHEESE]

haha i love how whenever Ryan says something he walks away all nonchalantly like "bitch, u know i got this"

[snorlax42]

How about "Hey babe, how about you Hop on Pop"?