Homemade funny / useless machine

[almishti]

Stuff like this makes me love mankind again.

[ItsGravyness]

You call this useless, i call this ROM memory in minecraft :]

Plus, doubleringed could form a logical combo lock :]

[TheDennyBros]

If only my minecraft clock would move that smoothly all the time without screwing up :(

[humudu]

you should make it an instrument

[persianstyl3r28]

i build that in minecraft

[Nightspyz1]

not useless you can use it as a conveyor belt for ants

[101011001]

A very simple, pointless machine.

[JasonRodzArt]

minecraft losers -.-

[pyrosparkerII]

@JasonRodzArt Minecraft is a damn good game. If you haven't tried it, TRY IT. There's a reason 20million people signed up and almost 5 million people bought the game. There's just something about it that makes you associate many things IRL with it.

[Karol29th]

lol

minecraft pistons in real

you need some mor redstone

[vikaskarade]

It not useles :O , i can use it :|

[skinsofarmor]

where did you get the pneumatics?

[SHExxLIKESxxBARINAS]

i think one of those things being moved is a candle

[lolke12]

i build the same thing in minecraft with pistons..

[bartboom11]

@lolke12 lol ik ook

[earthgem9]

just strap some sex toys on it and someone will find a use for it

[happycutegirl8]

minecraft logic

[TheRookieJoe1]

Thumbs up if you got here from minecraft TNT explosions.

[chavokR]

lol im on minecraft and just made dis hahahahaaha

[TheBigpirania]

building this with redstone is easier :D

[orcodrilo]

How come useless! it is definitely YouTube premium material!

[Daniel90923]

"One energy can only be moved into another" ? Nope,.... this thing can´t....

[iLoveCreepersss]

too much Minecraft



[thestickbot]

Yeah... Minecraft.

[themrparticleman]

minecraft clock deja vu

[TheSamy10101]

i wonder what the pokey things were before B--D

[tuba1423]

I made one of these with dirt blocks

[rbwannasee]

FASTER! FASTER!

[TJChagas]

Definetly u're playing too much minecraft...

[Buddyb309]

minecraft pistons FTW

[LikeASnipeDoo]

This comed In 1,7.0 Version By God

[SomeonePhat]

circular minecraft?! :O

[tuckandroll622]

So it just fires pistons when the button's pushed?

[MrTheguyofdoom]

music

[danieldeibler]

I made this in Minecraft once.

[kisterkins12]

i made this in minecraft, 1.7 pistons ftw!

[gunzzzownzz]

minecraft piston !!!! XD

[Dagfinn0702]

I made obe in minecraft

[Dagfinn0702]

@Dagfinn0702 one*

[PenguinChild23]

How to keep an ADD person entertained for a week: stick several useless machines in front of them and show them how they work.

I guarantee you that you won't hear from them for a week.

[lolwut941]

who else instantly thought of minecraft pistons..?

[erikatvdriver]

@lolwut941 WTF

[BinaryLp]

@lolwut941

Me :D

[hintzofcolorconcepts]

you appear to have too much time and money on your hands...

[Quigongdefens1]

any 1 remember minecraft?

[fivefinger100]

How much redstone did this take to make?

[mmorpg4strashko]

Minecraft?



[LovedWife1]

It's Tic Tac Toe!

[TanasisMaiden]

you can put 11 different beer cans, shuffle and random pick every day....

[killerluuk]

is there a 60 min video? xdxd

[xACKORx]

I made the exact same thing in minecraft =]

[Emeengor]

make it as fast as it possibly can get and even faster and post the video of it going so fast and braking apart because of that

[thesurvivalexpert101]

seems pretty helpful to me

[omgroflgamer2010]

pretty much reminds me of minecraft ;D

[Pawlos1066]

fake!!! that´s not useless. you can move things around ^^.

[Bluten]

Minecraft!

[Shadowmil2]

Gravel pump: Your doing it wrong.

[rickneil01]

Why is this making me laugh so much??

[Mistertoruga]

how much redstone?

[Deterministisch]

minecraft ._.



[RafaTMZanimations]

minecraft pistons in real life?

[xGusstaffx]

@RafaTMZanimations Mr. Top Comment, i think Minecraft pistons in real life are just called Pistons....

[Fluvance]

I fucking want one...

[TheUltraCoolDude1]

look REAL close at the shape of the pushers... (ww2)

[Dusanml]

MINECRAFT :)

[myztklk3v]

yeah its not useless, it does...stuff!

[sankela]

YOU KIDDING ME. THAT THE COOLEST MACHINE

[brownmokey]

dude this is pretty cool. you should go into industrial engineering. This looks like it could be used in a glass bottle manufacturing plant.

[david405ful]

im so mesmorised

[Georooney]

Too much time, too much money..............

[NioukyGP]

Piston ?? = Minecraft ??

[ElkkuTheGamer]

MINECRAFT'S PISTONS

[maui0895]

I think thats the Pistons in minecraft give it back :P

[supergeeks100]

awesome!!

[wowhealz]

Put an apple logo on it and sell it for $500.

[mrshinyturtle]

its a piston pulser from minecraft!

[DieHirnzelle]

Sell this in big to a Sushi-Restaurant!

[Keny990]

cant wait for the end

[blackbelt352]

I NOW HAVE A MINECRAFT PROJECT!!!!

[ultiomos]

woo piston tape!

[DarkAngel8898]

definitely Mnecraft ^^



[Pyrohairs]

Minecraft!

[Caspin]

I could seriously watch this all day.

[lekiyo]

I made that in minecraft. It's great for the firs 5 minutes looking and thinking; I made this, I managed to do this. After that part you just get annoyed...

[XxRegul8torxX]

Redstone and repetrers

[kblsalat]

"course de travail pratique" - this is not very practical, is it? :D

[Renard380]

@kblsalat not sure how to translate the course name to english but it's the course where you use what you learnt in class to actually create things ;)

[SewSumi]

@Renard380 The beauty of a machine is that each individual piece has its function, but also, mutiple machines can combine and be a bigger part to an even bigger machine.

[joiless]

@Renard380 "Practical" would still be the best word to describe the course in English. The primary definition of the word is actually "Of or concerned with the actual doing or use of something."

[Patatata100]

@Renard380 course= race de=of travail=work pratique=practice

[XenoHosting]

@Renard380 Yea.... We don't have that.... In America we go to school to learn about cell phones and facebook!!! The majority of teens in the u.s. ages 13-18 don't understand simple physics, and do not understand how things actually work. There is no curiosity anymore, it's all wasted on their latest friend updates, and how they look in the mirror. Sorry needed to vent.

[lucasmontec]

@kblsalat means not teorical.

[MsNero69]

It sounds like DNB!! :O

[DnBastard]

So beautifully pointless.

[danielwhitman]

yea that looks pretty useless

[LarsKSBT]

Looks like swastika :O

[bladerunner12]

You could use this to make a cool steampunk clock.

[cytherina]

pistons and redstone...

[niedzwiadek123451234]

to nie ma sensu

[ndrazzar]

what texture pack are you using for this minecraft video?

[xecoq]

take 2 open spaces than the two opposite pistons can push simultaniously

[Renard380]

@xecoq thanks for the idea, i wish i would have thought about it when i was making this machine

[TheIndigobeef]

lol I love random little things like this. Now to fill it will tea light candles and make it a centerpiece on your table!

[Renard380]

@TheIndigobeef that's a brilliant idea actually, but it would have to be way slower and more silent..

[gerjaison]

haha.....completely useless!!!

[1928delta]

this guy played too much minecraft.. and tryed to do a piston bug.. guess it didnt work

[Sirenhound]

Thank for the skip ahead at 0:25.

Saved a lot of time in finding out what it was going to do.

[jankozlo1]

Looks like Minecraft 4-phase clock :P

[TheDecadencer]

What texture pack is this?

The pistons look really good :P

LOLOLOLOL

[mikesherwood74]

This machine is not useless. It helped me realize that there are much more rewarding activities to experience than mindlessly jumping from one youtube video to the next. Vive les machins inutile!

[mmvs4u]

OH YAH WELL I MADE THIS IN MINECRAFT HA

[tommytunes0700]

This would be good for telling time, just needs a teeny tiny extra bit of speed

[XDMinecrafter]

Darn Notch, I think somebody beat you to making pistons.

[themaster1366]

****ing circles there are no circles in minecraft!!

[ShadowDueler97]

I don't get it.

[nafanya2]

@ShadowDueler97 t just whana say it!!))

[xXmahriXx]

reminds me of pistons in minecraft ...

[elementro101]

maybe it can be used for part of a factory line like one could do stamps the other insert contents etc

[CronoticNG]

That's a nice texture pack :)

[CrocoGamers]

is this an illusion?

[Steamer15hp]

piston clock.



[jacko2131]

first thing i thought....minecraft

[IrishBastard1992]

@jacko2131 I thought the same thing. I was going to say something Minecraft related until I saw your post but I didn't want to copy you. Great minds think alike I suppose.

[Dick4YouFaker]

hmm... could transport cola cans to my room?

[cristinacke28]

pistons in minecraft :D

[xavi96end]

Am I the only one who can relate this to minecraft?

[GamerN4]

Catchy....

[cobaltbluetony]

Why???????????

[vancouverizer]

Why is this not listed under "perpetual motion" machine? It works just as well as all the others.

[Deidara1BG]

i am soo building this is minecraft.

[x10098]

minecraft piston clock wooooaaaaaahh

[ivandefr]

Looks like something i made in minecraft xD

[PCdude1995]

@ivandefr But what about the cylinders? You can't make curves in Minecraft you fool! Although I can subsitute stone blocks for those...

[ivandefr]

@PCdude1995  no kidding ..

[Idontcare9876543210]

@ivandefr i was just about to say that

[fr36r1k]

@ivandefr Looks like a mini version of my elevator on minecraft :D

[durexXxPlay]

First thought- Minecraft pistons.

[MateoDelaSaia]

like a piston

[misko337]

@MateoDelaSaia because thats a piston mashine you retard.

[MateoDelaSaia]

@misko337 stfu moron can't you find irony linked to minecraft in this?

[Renard380]

@MateoDelaSaia settle down guys, arguing on youtube videos is at least as useless as this thing :D

[azzy314159]

Is it a horoscope? Can it tell my future? Will I one day lay Justin Bieber?

[Renard380]

@azzy314159 if this were called "amazing future telling machine" it would yell "justin bieber is so dumb he'll die... but not before he got my ears bleeding."

[themecman01]

@azzy314159 you misspelled slay

[azzy314159]

@themecman01 No! I omitted the worlds "and slay".

[BadHero90]

I won't stand it no more.. arrgghhhhhh

[2submit]

in the end it exploded... they thought it was usless

[JJuniorSSS]

But will it blend ?

[p0wer5000]

I( did that in minecraft xD

[midnightthecat1]

did anyone else notice the one cylinder that is different from the others?

[youserock123]

its starting to get better at 0:56

[Debbie321lopez]

I actually made this in minecraft... xD

/watch?v=c75kiOR_KRk

[Zheige]

many minecrafters here..

[Apfelvater]

do this with candles in the night and it isnt useless anymore

[xxxcagriersozxxx]

for what do you need it :D?

[blanknot]

I made this in minecraft.

[Zheige]

@blanknot hahaha..minecrafter

[janparize2]

Perpetuum Mobile ftw :D

[TheError404]

Pistons in Minecraft :)

[Zheige]

@TheError404 hahah..you to

[priyahthewhite]

why did i find that sound somewhat relaxing

[Standertojas]

That is main-mechanism for blowing machine! Plastic injection machine produce plastic preforms and then, blowing machine make plastic bottles. That is "caroussel-mechanism", very usefull! Bravo Renard.

[MrGimli2]

i did this in minecraft =D

[TheRawhide15]

Thats much easier with redstone :D

[blackcountryme]

random poison delivery system? a sort of up market Russian roulette... haha i have been told and upmarket Russian roulette would not involve Russia. :(

[TheChillPillPool]

that's how transformers play roulette

[Dearhunter43]

Good to know you guys play MineCraft too.

[brian125THEROBLOXIAN]

I can do this in minecraft!

[monsimand]

That is useful for ... ... ...

[iGottsaCookie]

Dear Santa ...

[sillyguy93]

i made that in minecraft!

[SpyMaster356]

Pulls out Redstone and Pistons. I can do that too! 

[ImNotOkIPromiseYou1]

and no fucks were given that day

[mincraftfannr1000000]

tis is in minecraft*