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  • When I was about 5 or 6 and started asking where babies come from, my mom got a science book from the library with lots of pictures and explained it in very clinical terms. The book had pictures too, nothing graphic, but I had a pretty good idea how everything worked. And knowing that at a young age didn't make me have sex early. I waited until I was 19 and in a committed relationship before I even considered it.

  • hahaha i thought sex was touching stomachs while kissing. i thought conception occured randomly and didnt have any "pre-requisits" (i wasnt raised christian... so i thought that w/o the virgin mary story). i didnt know i had a vagina, i thought i just had a pee- hole... and i thought the pee- hole was your clitoris. the list goes on and on.... i was a dumb child.... lmao

  • well.. before i realized that there was a vagina present and i hadn't explored the area i thought that the penis would enter into the pee-hole and it would go in and out until he squirted abilone strips. i wasn't that far off, huh?

  • that brings new meaning to the song chasing cars-snow patrol. LOL

  • As a kid, my sex ed came from peeking when my parents told me to look away during Buffy. From what I could gather, you and someone else got naked and lie down under a blanket... So I tried it with a pillow to play pretend... It was kind of boring. lols.

    <3

  • I thoguth sex was kissing and you'r toungs had to tuch and you got to pick a baby from the cabige patch kids lol

  • 1 I thought babies came out ur butt

    2 xD I honestly thought sex was just kissing. lol

  • the skin one I think they were uncircumsized and thats what they ment...

  • This wasn't so much about sex, was about peoples sexs. when I was three I thought boys peed out of their belly button so I tried to do that. I saw my dad do it lots of times but I really wanted to do it. I stood in front of the toilet for ages waiting, my mom saw and was like "what are you doing?" i replied "I want to pee" then explained and she laughed at me. :P

  • My friend once convinced me (and still believed himself until about 9th grade) that girls didn't have vaginas and they peed out of their butts. They also had to take it in the ass EVERY time they wanted to have sex.

  • When me and my friends (about 8 years old) found out that girls dont have penis's we argued for days about how they could pee. I didnt have a clue, one of my friends thought girls just never peed and the other guy swore that they peed out of there butt!

  • I can remember watching nature shows as a kid and thinking that the lion was spitting something into the back of the lioness' neck, and thinking that that was how ALL animals made babies.

  • hahaha I really laughed my ass out, kids question is so much fun. When I was a kid (teen time) I could not understand at all why blowjobs happen. Seemed totally crazy. Then I got one, and now I am a fan :P

  • I didn't find out that the dick goes into the vagina till i was 13. I tough they only rubbed against each other lol And i learned it from a girl at the military center i was enrolled in. It was so embarrassing when she explained, cause i couldn't believe how uninformed i was.

  • When I was little i thought that a mans penis was like a puppys and it went inside him when he wasnt using it that you pressed there belly buttons and it popped out so they could pee...

  • i used to think that if you put your balls inside a woman, youd die.... bah ha ha

  • I thought that Italian ices had been invented in order to teach women how to perform fellatio, and the hula hoops were designed by Catholics so that women could learn how to move their hips during sex, without actually having premarital intercourse. I was obviously a very odd child.

  • when i was younger i didnt even know that girls had a hole there... :/ hahah

  • off topic... but i used to think babies came out of the belly, not the vagina. lol

  • my friend told me a guy has to stick his peanut in ur butt. n then she told me in ur pee hole. n later on i found out it was the vagina. when she first told me, it didn't occur to me that she meant HIS peanut. i thought she meant the peanut food. loool. but way b4 that i thought u could get pregnant from kissing. finally my dad told me i sound really stupid n that a girl doesn't get pregnant from a peanut. n my older sis was laughing. lol.

  • i use to think that the belly just magically opens and a baby comes out ididnt know that it came out of the Virgina

  • I thought God just made a lady pregnant after she got married... Lol coming from the now agnostic...

  • lol.. this is to sad ):

  • i thought babies just came out of no where :D

  • I thought sex just meant rubbing your belly buttons together. 

  • I'm a guy, and when I was a kid... (like 8) I didnt think about sex...

  • I had overheard the phrase "sleeping together" as a euphemism for sex when I was little and took it completely literally. xD I thought if a girl fell asleep near a boy she would wake up pregnant.

  • i thought that married couples could have a baby by just kissing and my mom was like "ya sure go with that!" lol!!!

  • when i was a kid i thought women got pregnant by just kissing and that sex was just sex and had nothing to do with getting pregnant. 0.0

  • I thought the sperm were like little intelligent beings that came out the whole time, not just after one big bang that had some kind of sixth sense and swam across the sheets before they died to get inside

  • I thought you would rub your bodies on each other while laying down.. and then a baby would come out of your belly button :)

  • I use to think a plant grew in woman when they were pregnant and they would have to like.. cut leaves from their ears everyday and branches and stuff. And the fruit was in the belly and the fruit was a baby, and you ate all of them except one and TA DA. I 'knew' I was right broccoli looks like baby trees ( I thought they came from trees), that's why guys called their sperm " my seed".. and that's why people said " there's a baby growing in there" LOL

  • When I was a kid, maybe seven or eight, I would peek when my parents told me to look away from Buffy and so I thought sex meant you just lay down and... yeah, that's about it. My firend Nicole had a two beds in her room so we each took one, got naked, and lie down with full length pillows to play pretend. I can remember thinking "...This is boring..." lols.

    <3

  • I once believed that poptarts would make you pregnant.

  • I thought you got pregers through the belly button..

  • I thought women just randomly got pregnant when I was little XD

  • Mine was really stupid.....what's a penis.....and I'm the male

  • I thought parents just decide to have a baby whenevr they wanted

  • i had thought the babies would come out of your belly button, in kindergarten we wondered a lot between us kids so i decided to ask my mom and she gave me quite a good explanation, but i actually had to check if i had that vagina thing too.... and i educated everyone else who wanted to know about where the babies come from (though not everyone believed me)

  • when i was like in 5th grade i thought sex was just like getting naked and touching eachother and if the guys thing accidently touches ur vagina then u get pregnant so wen coupes on tv were like UGH WE DONT HAVE A CONDOMN i would be like so just wear underwear its basically the same thing but then later i was like....ooooo.he has to....ok

  • I used to think a baby was made by making out and the spit from your mouth would get in their mouths, thus causing pregnecie. (probably mispelled)

  • Until about 5th grade i always thought that the baby came out your A**Hole... i didn't even think Vagina's existed...lol....

  • I thought having sex was lying on top of each other too. But then i watched an episode of that 70s show and eric (I think) said that if you do it standing up, its a girl, but if you did it lying down its a boy, and that left me totally confused xD

  • I got the "talk" when I was seven. Before that I had no idea there was such a thing as sex.

  • I thought that the woman's body killed the sperm and only the ones who escaped it could go make a baby, meaning! I thought there was barely a chance of getting pregnant if a guy came inside you. THANK GOD FOR SEXED CLASS OR I'D BE SCREWED! xD

  • I thought you did it standing up in the shower :/

  • i thought that as soon as you get married then you would become pregnant

  • I thought that babies came from a man and a woman literally sleeping in the same bed overnight while naked. I'm pretty sure I got that idea from hearing the term "sleeping together" on the show Friends.

  • I thought that wen u kiss ur ball go into her mouth and I thought I was goin to hav to twins

  • I thought it was just random. Like you suddenly became pregnant from no cause. I actually remember worrying when I was like 7 years old that I'd become pregnant and have to miss a lot of school lol

  • I used to think u had sex by the penis going between the boobs.... Ha I would always wonder if the girl or boy would go down the bottom and how they would breathe under the blankets! Ha

  • I thought you just hugged while naked? :)

  • I thought it was when a boy and a girl kissed :3

  • I used to think that you magically got pregnant, then when you were in labor, the doctor would push on your belly and you'd throw the baby up.

  • When I was young, I discovered that channel you're not supposed to know about lol. But it didn't show everything. So I thought men and women just banged their hips together until they were too tired to keep going. lol

  • When i was a kid, i thought the only sexual position, was laying down, too. :P And i always thought, "Gee, that must be uncomfortable". XD I didn't know about balls, and i thought the penis was a straight stick all the time. :P Ah, how iv grown.

  • well, i didn't' know that a vagina even existed. i guess i never thought about the process, or where the baby came from. i just figured that you had to wait 9 months on a waiting list and when the time was up you just go to the hospital and they constructed one for you.

  • When i was a kid, i thought baby's came out of the anus...Well that was the only hole i knew of back then.

  • i used to think having sex was just a guy touching a girl and vice versa, because i watched blades of glory when i was 8 and misunderstood what they were saying!

  • i used to think when you got to be a certain age you choose which gender you were and then you changed into it and when you were an adult whoever you were as a child like if you were born a man but became a women u couldn't have a baby and if u were born a woman but changed to a man you would have a baby but i thought that was law or something and u went to the doctor and they put a baby in you and you got it out a long time after

  • i used to think when you got to be a certian age you choose which gender you were and then you changed into it and when you were an adult whoever you were as a child like if you were born a man but became a women u couldnt have a baby and if u were born a woman but changed to a man you would have a baby but i thought that was law or something and u went to the doctor and they put a baby in you and you got it out a long time after

  • I used to think you would go to a special store, and buy your babies, and then that bird would come and drop it down your chimney. :)

  • when i was a kid, i thought babies would drop from the sky, cuz of watching one of the grinch movies. then when i was in 2nd grade, my dad explained sex for me..

  • I used to think that men simply had elongated vaginas(based off of Ken dolls), and he just sort of did the worm on top of her while she layed there, and then sex happened!

    ...I hadn't exactly realized that sex and babies were connected, yet.

  • the way she ends the film doesnt help guys slobbering over the keyboard at her

  • I thought you had to swallow a baby seed and then a baby tree would grow inside your belly and then a baby would 'ripen' and come out of your belly button

  • @kunaiXfighter this seriously made me DIE. xD

  • @xKillerKupkakex lmao :')

  • I always knew there was something called "sperm" and something called "egg" (but not looking like a "real" (chicken) egg^^) involved. The egg was in my moms tummy, the sperm came out of my dads penis. I didn't know how that worked, though. I thought the sperm just came out at night when they were both asleep and kinda wandered around in the bed until it found the egg in my mom's tummy^^

    I also thought you absolutely HAD to be married for it to work. My mother thought that was funny^^

  • I thought it was hugging while naked.

  • When I was really young (like 3), somehow my sister and I heard the word sex (not sure from where) and we thought it was when a girl dropped her handkerchief and the boy picked it up and gave it to her. We used to do that with our barbies. I asked her recently if she remembered and she did. She has told all her friends about it. My dad watched a lot of western movies so I think that's where we got the handkerchief thing from.

  • I thouht it was just laying on top of eachother with the lights off in bed naked. :P

    (yes, and you can only have a baby if you have the lights off, your under the covers in bed and naked) :P

  • at first i thought tht it was just laying in a bed naked then i thought it was just laying on top of eachother naked then i thought it was just putting the penis inside of the vagina and just laying there naked i was a lil confused lol

  • i didnt understand orgasming, my friends thought the man would pee in the women :P i guess i just went along with that.

  • Boys have had babies. o.0

  • I used to think that every time you thrusted during sex, you would have one baby per thrust. xD

  • i remember at a party my mom and neighbors were talking about funny things we did when we were little ("we" as in, me, my sister, and my neighbors' kids). one of the ladies, michelle, said that her daughter thought that kissing meant having sex, and one time she walked in on some people kissing, so she ran to her mom and told her "there are people having sex in there!!!" and michelle was like "WHAT?!" xD

  • @IvanKesja Or overpopulated haha

  • I thought sex was like when you put the penis inside the girls mouth

  • When I was younger I didn't know that the penis actually went into the vagina and when I did I was like.. "well.. where does it go?". I also thought that babies came out of the bellybutton even though my mum told me the truth.

  • I thought sex was when a man dipped his balls into the vagina.

    I don't know how that worked in my mind, but It did.

  • @DeanOrSomething hahahaaha

  • When I was young I thought sex was when 2 people made out

  • @darkemocosplayer how young?

  • When I was a child, I thought sex consisted of a man peeing into a woman's vagina.

  • @anastasialovin So did i!! I thought he had to aim the pee at her urithra and hope it got in to make babies...

  • I thought you rolled around naked and somehow an egg was fertilized... not quite sure how..

  • cumquat :3

  • Boys will have babies when they start having vaginas.

  • (part1) my 6 year old cousin was telling me one day about how she felt bad for this girl that goes to her school and was pregnet. Not thinking bout her not knowing I said y it's her fault! No it's not she can't help it! Yea she can she's the one who did it! Did wat???? (LIGHTBULB!) nuthen! How do u get pregnat??? ......pause...... O do u wish for it ???? YEA! That's wat u do!? Ugh I'm not gunna wish for it until I'm like...25!!!! Ahhhh lil kids say the darnest things! B)

  • I thought that you peed into each other!

  • when i was 4 years old my grandpa told me everything about porn and sex and babies

  • When I was little, about 6ish, I thought that sex meant you just stuck it in and watched a movie or something until it was done :) and I didn't even know what "it" was. And then when I was a little older I thought that boys produced some kind of pill of some sort that we swallowed and it grew in our stomachs and produced babies. I was a strange child.

  • When I was 5, my mom told me about sex. I was proud of myself to know and 'adult thing', but then my friends started to laugh at me when I said that having a baby was painful. They still thought they grew on trees and stuff. So at a young age, I was outcast because of my knowledge and I wanted to be ahead so I could laugh at them when they were taught in 5th grade. I'm still an outcast because of how I question sexuality and dating in middle school. Most of my friends think they're bi. Sorry!

  • I thought you could get pregnant via kissing and that a man's ejaculation was just piss.

  • @fuckmania07 that is truly the stupidest thing I've probably ever seen. U take valuable time out of you're day to come here and to one of laci's videos and make a foolish retard out of yourself. U are insulting who laci is and what she believes in...yep that's real Christian of ya!

  • i didnt know guys had balls when i was little....oh wait, a lot of them dont ;)

  • i thought just 2 get pregnat a guy touched u down "there"....with their fingers.

  • until i was 12 i thought a penis was just the balls

  • My sister told me when I was 4 that sex was when the woman sits on the mans lap naked, they kiss, the man squeezes her boobs and boom... impregnated.

  • I thought that to have a baby you had to swollow baby seeds and then the baby would grow in the mommy's tummy then she would poop it out. I know that to be compleatly false....now

  • i thought that u put ur penis in there bum hole and took a piss xD hahaha

  • i thought "balls" and "penis" were the same thing XD and i thought that sex took a long time too, i didnt know how people decided to stop lolol

  • my mom was totally straight up with me since i was young soooo i didnt have that imagination lol

  • I had a dream that you were supposed to rip your heart out of your arm and robotically insert it into the female's stomach.

    o____0 That's almost true in a strange metaphoric way.

  • Same i thought u would just lay there..... loll also when i was a kid i wore pull-ups until kindergarden, and i saw my mom putting on a pad at night and i just always thought pads were just pull ups for grown ups lolol

  • could you PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE do a vid on this one? so many people keep telling me they think you can get pregnant from giving oral. its starting to get annoying.

  • when I was a kid I thought the dude put his balls in her vaj

  • Friend of mine in high school (he was 17) thought babies came out a woman's butt. Another friend of mine told his girlfriend the reason the baby they had together had the soft spot on top of her head was because he has a long cock and the baby probably got knocked in the head a few times. ROTFLMAO!!

  • until i was in grade for i thought that sex meant just looking at someones genitals and since i had already done that before i thought i was pregnant. XD. my mum freaked out when i said i was pregnant at 9 years of age XD

  • I thought I would have to pee in her "Virginia"

  • I use meth to stay awake. And I thought the guy cums in her mouth and the baby grows in her stomach.

  • craziest thing i thought about sex was hmm i didnt know bout a vagina at first so i thought u always did it in the butt then i found out what a vagina was and i thought it was where the penis was then i watched porn and found out >:}

  • as long as I can remember I have known where babies come from and how. And od enough it wasn't my parents who thought me but books, older kids and the adults in kindergarten. I have never had "the talk" with my parents

  • DUDE, when i was little i thought sex was just a boy and a girl laying on top of each other humping. lol like, i had no idea what went on.. haha

  • when me and my nesace were little we belive kissing was how babys were made lol

    so when my perents kissed i thoght i would have a baby sister or brother lol

  • My cousin introduced me to porn when I was only 6. That day I found out how you have sex. Ohh yeah N Screww My Cuz

  • I thought you had to sleep naked with a dude to have kids. I was horrified.

  • also up untill the end of 6th grade i thought that the hole the penis goes in was the one girls also peed from so when my health teacher was like pee kills sperm i was thinking "but how would it get to the egg?! it would die because of the pee in the girl!!" i found out i was wrong about that too because of a picture on a health website for teens XD

  • when i was really little i thought that sex was a girl just laying on a guy (thanks to my parents watching naughty movies) and babies just either fell from trees like apples or the stork would come and drop off the baby on the steps XD i found out i was wrong at the age of like 8 maybe earlier

  • My aunt is white and my uncle is black and my cousin is black...ish, too

    this is a conversation i had with my mom when i was about 3:

    Why does (my cousin) have dark skin?

    Cause his daddy does.

    But i thought babies came from mommies bellies.

    They do.

    But how did her belly know what his daddy looked like?

  • I am a guy and do you think it us wears that most of my friends are girls and that sometimes I would rather hang out with them instead if my guy friends

  • i thought the vagina was the same place girls peed from hahaha i was wrong

  • I learned 9 months ago what an orgasm is. Before then I didn't know when to stop.

  • whoever said sex takes 24 hours is either trolling or mentally insane

  • @SomethinDwnUrPantss I think that they meant when the sperm and egg fused and started the cells started to divide . . . not the actual sex.

  • The male had to pee inside the female.

  • ya i was one of those kids that the first time a boy kissed me i cryed because i thought for sure i was pregnant. :)

  • For like 6 months of my childhood, I was convinced that poptarts could make you pregnant and refused to eat them. That sprouted from a dream I had.

  • My first thought after figuring out how sex works was:

    "So THAT'S how they knew how to make tampons!"

  • @Isitonacornflake lol thats adorable.

  • After watching the grinch I thought babies WERE brought by people who can fly.

  • The earliest I can remember of ever knowing of sex was in 3rd grade which was around the same time I found out about different sexualities. I actually went and looked it up on the dictionary and in 4th grade I did further research on the internet. 4th grade was also when I finally admitted to myself that I couldn't find boys attractive and that they could only be friends to me but obviously I ignored that thought until 7th grade otherwise the bullying I endured would have been much worse.

  • I remember being surprized that the guy wasn't the one who had to...spread his legs, if you know what I mean.

  • when i was six, my mom asked me what i thought sex was. i told her "it's when a boy & a girl love each other very much, so they take all their clothes off, get under blankets, take a nap & start hopping around like bunny-rabbits."

  • when i was around 6-7 years old i said the word sex and my cousin freaked out cause i didnt know the meaning of it. she then proceeded to tell me it was when adults dance around naked in the rain. i was very surprised to learn otherwise later on :)

  • I thought babies came from people kissing with their clothes on, and the sperm going in by "osmosis". Yeap.

  • I was in the 2nd grade the first time I seen a prono. During which the guy evacuated on the woman and rubed it in. I was just setting there wondering how did lotion come out of his junk.

  • I was convinced that the Cabbage Patch was the legit way that babies were made. but, we have pictures of my dad holding me in the delivery room....but I never questioned it because I made sense of it by telling myself that my dad had to wear that because the cabbages would bite him. i was an odd child.

  • I thought that I should lay my penis on the female's pubic hair to get her pregnant. :)

  • I'm not really sure what I thought about sex when I was little. I learned about it fairly early, but I can't remember having any firm beliefs, or even any questions, until I started learning more about it in my first sex ed class.

    I didn't know about multiple orgasms until I was like, 14, though. Haha. So I guess I thought that you had to stop once you had an orgasm-- at least for a little while before you might start up again.

  • I thought when i was little you could make babies by putting seeds in your belly button...(sun flower seeds) and i though the deffrent seed the diffrent type of babyXD

  • When I was little, I asked the akward "how do you make babies" to my parents. They told me that the dad gives a seed to the mom and that it goes into her stomach and grows, which is why the mom's stomach gets bigger. Although that's not what they said, I kind of assumed the mom ate the seed. Kinda crazy now that I know how it really works haha.

  • by the age of 9 i knew that the guy's penis went in the girl's vagina but i didn't know how that did anything to make a baby so... i used to think that the guy peed in the girl's vagina and that was how a baby was made.

    it wasn't until a year or so after that i found out that there was some other fluid that came out of there:P

  • i thought girls had dicks too till i was 5, and didn't want to have sex.... until i realized it on my 6th birthday ;)

  • cumsquaaatttt

  • I used to think that baby's were born through your belly button and that girls and BOYS could have babies:) I also used to think that sex was just two people laying down next to each other but that was a long long long long time ago:)

  • I also used to think anal would get you pregnant, since cumming into a girls ass is right next to her vagina.

    I also used to think girls didn't like sex, and that they only reluctantly agreed to it to keep the relationship strong, and that the pain of sex was worth keeping the guy around.

    I also used to think I had to shave my pubes so a girl would have sex with me (I still sort of believe that, never really got a concrete answer).

  • I used to think swallowing cum got you pregnant. At the same time, I was learning about the digestive system in school, and we learned that what you eat is absorbed into the blood stream. I sort of envisioned cum in a girls stomach, being absorbed into the blood stream, and I already knew that girls had their period. Seeing as how the circulatory system has to go through the vagina somehow (since theres blood involved), I figured the cum would go into the vagina, and impregnate the girl :D

  • all does questions were from 13 year olds

  • @live1234561 Of course you meant "all those questions" right? SMH, so much for making fun of other people.

  • @live1234561 you are kidding right? I'm barely 14 and I have to admit it, often when I'm with friends we talk about sex and jerking off.

  • Why would you kiss your dad

  • more to it than laying there? tell my ex that!

  • I know a 15 year old who still dont understand how to have sex.. biology class will be fun this year: I'm sitting near her.

  • Lol, intercoursing,,,

  • when i was in 3rd people asked if i knew how and i was like yyuuuhhhhh! a boy and a girl kiss alot and the egg thats in the daddy goes to the mommy and she grow the baby! I didnt kiss my dad onn the lips after someone told me that.

  • When I was 6 (or something like that) I asked my mother how exactly I was born. She told me I came out of her upperleg. Believed it for years...

  • When I was a kid I thought that sex is when a boy and girl slept next to each other. xD

  • okay this is pretty weird, but i thought black people would have black cum

  • when i was little i thought that you could get pregnant if you swallowed cum.

  • I used to think that when they kissed at the end of a wedding the sperm went up through their mouths!!!

  • When I was younger I thought that having sex was kind of like getting a backrub- it felt good while doing it, until you didn't feel like doing it anymore. It wasn't till later that I realized people would eventually... Get off. Nope, never occured to me. When I learned there was an actual "end point" for sex (Well, I mean how it just causes a pause-pojnt between getting off and starting round two... Or three. Or four, hehe), I was really surprised. I thought, OH! THAT'S how they know to stop!

  • When I was a kid I used to think god just shot something on the earth (magic, not sperm) that went out like a ripple in water and got the first woman it hit pregnant. I also thought that there were two different kinds of shots: One for married women and one for non-married.

    Now I'm agnostic and know that you need a boner and woman.

  • Im sure you have nice Boobs... o.o

  • It's kumquat, not cumquat.

  • LMAO these can't be real questions. Where do you come up with this?

  • omg when i was like 8 i thought sex was when all you did was kiss. you didnt need to even go into a bed....boooooyy was i wrong lol not till we had this meeting thing at my school did i realize aswell more then just makeing out was going on underneath the covers! lololol :)

  • I thought that if you swallowed sperm, you could have the baby faster. ><

  • I didn't know women had vaginas! I just kind of guessed how people had sex? But one day on tv someone said "The penis goes into the vagina" so I googled vagina... this was 6 years ago btw. I was horrified. I was thinking "THERE GONNA STAB A HOLE IN ME? HOLY GOD."