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  • Is there a person on this world who never ever looked bad in a picture? Even if you pause this guy's video at some points he's gonna look ugly when he actually isn't. And just for the record, skinny girls and guys do the exact same angles, I don't see what's bad about looking the best you can on a picture, isn't that the whole point of photography? What social networks need to do is find a way to save us from peeping toms like this guy who put girls' private photos on a public YouTube video.

  • @Ivanaaaable

    I have no issue with looking your best. We all do it. However, looking your best is dressing up and smiling versus someone who tactfully uses certain angles, make up, manipulates the lighting, and Photoshop to appear different than reality. If a big girl takes a picture of herself, and in the photo she looks thinner, tanner and taller then that is no longer her looking her best, but her looking her best while looking like someone else. Skinny do this crap too.

  • @Jovan14606 never mind, i forgave you already..:D ..because i loved and liked almost all the other videos you posted. keep up the great work!

  • @Ivanaaaable

    Bahahaha, you're a sweetheart :)

  • I'm an average girl. I like the fat girl angle though. >;) when i use it though.

  • The end about emo chicks cracks me up!

  • you're 100% right bro! it happens to me all the time! fat chicks deceive me lol

  • Hahaha! Finally! Someone who makes sense. Nothing sugar coated. Hehehe! Thank you!

  • Lmfao the church girl one

  • LMAO HE DISSED FATTIES SO BAD, THEN HE COMES OUT WITH .. IF YOU FAT BE PROUD ! lol

  • You are so entertaining!

  • ...Except you can STILL hang out and have fun with her... Regardless of her weight. She'd still be the same person either big or small.

  • Thumbs up if you read FGAS as FAGS.

  • Are you really only 5'4''? You have a tall guy vibe...

  • ey! LOL i'm about to be a total creeper right now. Was that a Security Forces Academy T-Shirt??? That's whats up.

    

  • is it wise to say "I HATE NIGGERS" at the million man march? lmao!

  • "Ay! Fat girls be gett'n a lot of love these days! ...so *blubbthz*" is my favorite line hahahahaha

  • Lmao the end was funny as hell and damn i cant believe your only 5'4

  • 5'4 :( dayyym

  • I totally went to go look on my fb pics i have both so im okay

  • <3 ay dios mio!

  • hahahahahaha... I love the part where you notice the "arm wave-roll" LMAO!!! Damn I totally feel like changing my fb profile pic to my "fat angle pic" I used to use for MySpace in my 'youngin' days!!! hahaha... ughhhh.. maybe not.. My man and I love my pic right now!!! ;) Thank you for all these videos!! Awesome!! xo

  • I give you props for playing RA in the background, but damn, you really playing out these girls. Mad harsh bro

  • ive been saying EXACTLY the same thing for years!!! FUCKING RIGHT! im going to share this video brother.

  • AND WE'RE DONE.

  • haha i have to say this is my favorite video!! i could not stop laughing lol, its sooo true I see this s**t all the time lmao

  • i love this video!!!!!! i have face photos and full photos i'm a fat girl but im not trying to lie with pics trynig to look thinner im working on becomming thinner excirsing if other fat girls get mad then they have to work on that

  • Haha. you're such a fake ass.

  • Oh and Im totally the girl who uses the myspace/facebook angles, Im that fluffy girl/fat who looks good in pics, lol. I enjoyed that video and I laughed my ass off. I just like my face better this way. hahaha. But by no means did I ever say nor claimed to be skinny Im not I like the wiggle in my jiggle! Oh yeah, besides I bring it when it comes to personality, I believe so! yay me!

  • Im a fat girl, and I embrace it. But I hate the angles. Quit lying. If you're fat, own it. Live it up!

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  • bahahahhaaha!!!!

    

  • You speak the truth man. I enjoy your videos. (:

  • Great advice, I have some fat ugly freinds that need to watch this video. They just set themselves up for heartbreak and its their own fault. Either lose weight or be honest about what you look like.

    

  • U R CRUEL

  • 3:00 also referred to as FGOI: Fat Girl Optical Illusion. By choosing the perfect camera angle & artfully concealing rolls of fat with hair framing the other side of the face they are able to deceive everyone into believing they are hot. And what cracks me up is when you actually MEET them & they have the damn nerve to get mad at you for not being into fat chicks! I am an unfortunate victim of this ploy - hope none of you fall victim to it. Good lookin out dude! Thanks for keeping us informed!

  • LOL! 16 fat girls watched this video!

  • I agree....girls wont mess with fat guys even if they're fat themselves....err

    POT calling the KETTLE BLACK much >_>

  • soooo effin true!!!!! haha omg u effin love you!!! im so happy i stumbled onto ur videos lmao

  • I love bigger guys:D

  • Hillarious!!!! 

  • hilarious, I love it!

  • FGAS LMFAO! You crack me up!!!

  • I love this guy...I really do! ahhahahahahhahaha

  • Dude, I totally agree with you. If you are on the curvy side *like me* you better own it and rock it or else... you're fucked. For the girls that try too hard to be skinny: It comes off as insecure, and you don't look as good in the next photo. For the girls that don't put effort into their looks: YOU KIDDING ME?! Put some makeup on, get some nice clothes, and present yourself to the world as someone who is desirable no matter what the size. Ugh, I'm a chick and I find it so goddamn irritating.

  • Jeez, did you really equate inciting racial hatred with people posting deceptively flattering pictures of themselves on dating websites? Holy cow.

  • @binaryprincess1

    WOW! Did you really just miss the point of that analogy? HOLY PISS!

  • @Jovan14606

    Yes, clearly I did. Using deceptive photos on a dating website compared to inciting racial hatred?

  • @binaryprincess1

    I know you did and thats why I'm still amazed how EVERYONE else understood what I was trying to say but you need special attention to understand that and take it the wrong way.

  • @Jovan14606

    Easily offended, aren't you? Are you going to explain your comparison or just keep talking about how brilliant it is? Run it by me, please. Why is inciting racial hatred akin to posting misleading pics on a dating website?

  • @binaryprincess1

    Not with that attitude sir.

  • @Jovan14606

    I'm crushed. I bet the answer would have been so persuasive.

  • @Jovan14606

    Urgh, don't less-than-three me, please. For all you know, I could be the size of the Cutty Sark and cleverly hiding it with strategic camera angles. While campaigning for the repeal of the Race Relations Act, of course.

  • @binaryprincess1

    And if you were? Some guys might find that as a turn on. Atleast you stand for something.

  • @Jovan14606

    What do you mean, "and if you were"? That would be a crime on a par with inciting racial hatred! Repent, sinner! Repent!

  • @binaryprincess1 His point was that "With every right that you have, you must excersise wisdom." He said that right before. He didn't compare the two...he was providing an example..

    It's obvious that you're a rude attention whore, but dude...seriously. Ignorant fuckery.

  • Hehehe!

    xD

  • Hey, hey, I'm a skinny girl who likes fat guys! :)

  • lmao

  • Haha loved the jersey scene it was hilarious

  • Dude u like rise against too, there my favorite band

  • @gioweenie

    I'm glad somebody recognized that song. Yeah I love that band!

  • @Jovan14606 amazing live tell me I've seen them if u haven't ur missing out

  • @gioweenie

    Nah I haven't, I doubt they even came to my city lol

  • @Jovan14606 dude yea they do especially now that they're on there us tour I saw them last month, u should. Check it out see if they do, its suuuuper sick at theyre show

  • @Jovan14606 good videos though bro u speak truth especially the MySpace one, I swear I was dying lol, everything u said was all me

  • @Jovan14606 you've **

  • skinny girls do those angels to ya know XD

  • @EkaNara BAHAHAHAHAHHAHA SO TRUE

  • @lebf89 As I say, "I may be fat but at least I'm pretty."

  • 6:56 is gorgeous!!!!! Oh my..but lose some..too pretty to not look perfect..

  • I like this intro!

  • Omg, This is so motivated even I'm not a Fat Girl.

  • Lololol :)

  • lol you are freaking hilarious lol. you are likable. fun to hear what you have to say haha

  • Well, I more or less agree with what you said, cuz I'm NOT a photogenical person (even photographers tell me!) so most ways I'm « posing », I won't look like myself at ALL. I'll look waaaay more ugly than I am in real life. So I think « fat girl angle shots » are just a manner for these girls to maybe look more like what they'd look like if you'd meet them in person.

  • Im not big but my saying is cute face chubby waist =) and i love it i am 5'8 and about 189 and im happy with the way i look!!! the way i see it is dont like me then dont look =)!!!! i like what u say tho cause i always see my fb friends who are big in person but look skinny in the pics lol and i would always be like DDDAAMMMNNN what happen lol but yea i totally agree with you!!

  • HOLY SHIT i love you! you got me crackin up!!!!!!! amazing:)

  • HAHAHAHA OMG I SWEAR THIS IS SO TRUE. This made me look through my pictures & although I have fat girl angle shots I have many full body pics too! :)

  • 1:20 "ok b4 i get to say anything tho...uh if your offended that i say fat girls...no one cares" hahahaha

  • i am turning gay LMAo

  • " i dont think i can handle dat meat cause im a small guy" dat was funny. i think exactly like dat lol

  • I have had lots of experience, being an average looking fat guy, of good looking girls on pics turning into hugh mastodons when you meet them.

  • Hahah not gonna lie, I do a few angles like that. But in all honesty, I look 3x bigger in pictures than I do in person. Love the commentary though hahah

  • True facts

  • You ever think that maybe those pictures that make them look the way they would like to make them happy? Im not skinny never was really always chubby 160lbs 170lbs then i had 2 beautiful daughters and now im 200lbs not proud but what i recieved is worth the weight! skinny ppl think we eat all day and what not, my husband weighs 135lbs we the same food, he eats more then me, but i gain the weight and he doesnt! so dont judge and think about how the person taking the picture feels!

  • BAHAHA this cracked me up

  • see, thats what my good friend does!! She has a photo from the hips up on her facebok, and then one thats full body! And EVERYONE fricken loves her lol :) She gets hit on more than me, and I'm super tiny lol

  • if you are offended that i say fat girls.....no one cares!! hahahahaha love it

  • ok i love you Alexis and pretty much all of your videos, however I didnt care for this one very much until the 2nd half, Im a bigger girl and most people think that every girl is over weight because she eats to much. Im overwieght not because i eat to much or enjoying being that way, but because i have a medical condition that factors in on my weight.

    but rock on dude! still love ya and support ya. just wish you would refer to fat chick as something else. :)

  • "If you're offended that I say 'fat girl'.......I don't care." BAHAHA!!

  • alot of girls try different angles or different lighting to make them self look better like if your nose is big you try different angles so it looks less big I mean sure a fat girl can try different angles to make them self look thinner but in the end they probably still look the same if they look pretty they look pretty there no such thing as a magic angle that makes really fat women look thin unless they have photshop now thats a different story lol and by the way even models do it lol

  • Dude, you're the man. Finally someone who shares the same logic as I do. Keep it up man, hua.

  • Love this video!!! Jersey shore!!!

    Made my day

  • LOL Jersey Shore!!

  • Are you really 5'4'' and 125 pounds? You look at least 5'9''. 

  • Thank you for keeping it real! And hilarious!! Fave line: "You don't want to attract every guy, you want to attract the right guy." America is so afraid to talk about weight, but we have to be real about it. Love your videos!

  • Hey Alexis! In case nobody else has told you, I can't view your profile pic or wall, post on your wall, or like/comment on your statuses at all. I can SEE them, but can't do anything else. Just so you know what the public is seeing. Hope your Easter went well :)

  • I didnt like this video at first but I at end i loved it....The girls that hide that they are fat on their profile are fakers..... I am a big girl and I have big girl photos....If you dont like me for me then move on..

  • @USAConservative2012

    What? No more satchels? That's crazy!!! lol About time they use bookbags like REGULAR STUDENTS! Frist it was portfolios, then man purses, now we finally got the right idea! lol I can't believe some have tried to hang themselves though. BMT is not that serious. I hope they do not get their phones on the weekends! I've been hearing the rumor for a year now lol

  • Lmao must admit i'm guilty of the "myspace angle" too lol i don't know why and i'm a little chubby too but most of my pictures are full body. And i don't care if people see i'm chubby cause i'm already married and i'm not one to look for love on the internet anyways lol.

  • the story of my life rofl

  • 3:38 OMG

  • fat girl anal shots

  • @USAConservative2012 they also get their phones on the weekends... kinda off topic lol

  • i kno i say this all the time on ur videos but i have to say it again... CHERVONY U R FREAKIN HILARIOUS!!!! i have been sick all week and this has really put a smile on my face. Thank you, ur such a genius, keep up the great work :)

  • Another thing you wanna watch out for in these deceptive pics are the chubby fingers.

  • @fredorc90

    I look for chubby fingers, rolls on arms, double chins, big breast (skinny girls don't have girl boobs). All guys have key things they look for. Oh and some use photoshop to make them thin so, look for shadows lol

  • @Jovan14606 it's sad that they do that, because like you said, they shouldn't try to attract all dudes cuz all dudes aren't into that. But I know of a few dudes that are average builds and love big girls. And also i know some that if they lost weight, they would be perfect (in my eyes). First step for them is to DROP THE CHEESE BURGER!

  • @Jovan14606

    I gotta correct ya on "skinny girls don't have girl boobs" In high school I wore size 1 in jeans and was blessed with c's. I was skinny and big boobed. lol

  • @mrsdumaine23 where have u been all my life..haha

  • @Jovan14606

    That's not necessarily true about big breasts...some skinny girls do have big breasts!

  • @Jovan14606 lol come on now i'm a 36 DD and 130 lbs

  • @fredorc90 T.T Aww but i have stubby fingers in general! :3

  • "That's it I'm turning gay" lol made my day!

  • Lol you made my day dude lol!!!!!! So true!

  • lmfao me and my friends where talking about this a few weeks ago !!

  • haha, your funny! but mean but soo true. alot of girls needs to stop it and love the way they look ^_^

  • lol man this video really tells it how it is. I hate those stupid head shots.

  • lol 125 5'4 daayyyuuum you're tiny. im tinieerrr, 5'1 110. but you know what they sayy!!! lol...

  • 3 people, plus CHERVONY who have a fat girl angle photo as their default so far. Tons more to come.

  • LMFAO!!! This video is hella funny!

    I agree 100%

    The fatties need to stop with those angles. It's very annoying

    This FAT epidemic is getting out of control !!!

  • how do you come up with the stuff that you talk about? I love it it's always entertaining and you always say the stuff that everyone knows they think about but are too afraid to say. Keep it coming =)

  • Kankle!

  • HAHAHAHA awww man I appreciate all of your videos :). Women need to be confident and embrass their bodies <3

  • Your reactions are f*****g hilarious! XD

  • I Love it. Girls just be honest! Besides...in general those angled, tricky pics just make you look less confident. Confidence is always sexy, so just OWN it <3

  • The 5th woman in this video is my wife!!! How dare you include her into this fat girl angle shots video! You're done

  • Dude I agree with you 100%!(i'm starting to notice that I agree with most of your points) These fat chicks deceive you, and call you the bad guy when you see them in person. And I have no sympathy for fat chicks cuz I know of girls that were like 250+ lbs and lost all of it and looked amazing after. Every fat person can lose weight if they want to. The ones that blame it on other things are just making excuses. If one person can go from 250lbs down to 140lbs in a few months, everyone can do it.

  • @fredorc90

    not entirely, some women have problems with their hormones that make them gain weight horribly. and even excrcise or diets or crap doesn't work.

  • @deadrockdead I understand the hormone problems n junk, but i've seen women who have had these problems and it seemed they'd gain weight after eating one meal, BUT you also see these same women eating Mc Donald's and other fast food and things that are not helping their weight. Sure the hormone problems make it harder to lose weight, but they just have to really want to. A lot of them give up trying to after a while which is why I have no sympathy for them. They chose to look the way they do.

  • @fredorc90

    can't judge everyone with the same hammer, I know women who eat healthy and excercise and still can't seem to loose weight because of their hormones. anyways, what IF they are fat? they don't deserve your judgement, i am pretty sure you're nothing close to perfection. now, let's not be so superficial and accept people as they come, don't like fat girls? ok date skinny thin ones, but don't hate on the fat ladies.

  • @deadrockdead Don't get me wrong dude, I'm not bashing them for being fat at all. It's the ones who are fat and blame it on other things other than themselves. I know i'm not perfect, my penis is too big :). jk but my point is like Jovan said in the video, it's deceiving to people like me when they take photos in those angles and make themselves seem like something they are not. End point, fat or not, they shouldn't try to look like something they are not.

  • @fredorc90 lol def agree when they try to look like something they're not, is just wrong.

  • @deadrockdead @fredorc90

    Yeah its best if they didn't act like someone they are not. I know skinny girls with bad skin who blur their face to make it appear clear or increase the size of their boobs. It's false advertising because if I meet her and she is a flat chested crater face, then am I wrong for getting pissed? Hell no, she lied to me! lol Even worse if I do accept her for who she is, then the entire relationship will forever be based on lies lol

  • bout damn time somebody touched on this subject

  • You crack me up. :))

  • I liked this video simply because of the title... lol

  • its said to say, that there's alot of people.. doing that.. fooling other people, pretending what they are not..

  • You said the N word!!!

  • Loved the vid but the only thing that made me uncomfortable was the "I hate niggers" . I know you were joking but eh

  • "aaaaaaand we're done I am done browsing the internet I am done....yep I am turing gay"......LMFAO!!!! dude my stomach hurts I laughed so hard at that xD

  • I swear... I always seem to agree with your videos! haha

  • Chervony is freakin hilarious. and hes actually right most of the time with some of his videos. i may not agree with him about everything, but i do recognize his good points.

  • I'm saying this because I'm an honest guy. I'd never date a fat girl.

  • LOL asianavenue how you know that site? now its asiantown not avenue anymore

  • nice church girls rofl

  • haaaaaaaaaaaa no one cares LMAO

  • lol. nice!

  • lmao!!!!!!!!!!

  • LMAO!!! love the way situation and pauly's face looked bahaha oh man that was hilarious lol...

  • another awesome videooooo

  • ALSO I LOVE THE THE CLIP OF THE SITUATION! AHHAHA\

  • IM BIG AND I DO IT BUT IM PRETTY SEXY FOR A PLUS SIZE GIRL!:))

  • lmfaoooo =)!

  • You forgot another main problem these days. The "fishy" face, it is the biggest pet peeve of mine! So RIDICULOUS! pulling your face into that gesture just isn't cute, and when you let go of it you look completely different... its just wrong. And HAHA at the "I'm turning gay comment" I've proclaimed that so many times... but just can't follow through, but men are equally as bad with photos too.... the "grab my peck going through the bottom of my t-shirt" look, especially w/ sunglasses! Come-on!!

  • ANOTHER great video :) and so true!

  • He's the only dislike haha. Shit was pretty funny.

  • "If your offended that I say fatgirls...( wait for an apology)... no one cares" hahahahah love it. Ninja bodied chicks, just bam! hits you with it.

  • ctfu, that's so wrong.

  • ME: oh that last girl is kinda cu-- A ZOMBIE?? FFFFFFFUUUU

  • Thx you!!! You must be a prophiet cuz all you speak is true

  • I'm the first person to DISLIKE my video. I do it to piss off haters who enjoy being the first one and only person to dislike it Muahahaha Now you're second. Your dislike means nothing now lol

  • @Jovan14606 that's hilarious hahaha... i like the way you think!

  • he foolin lol

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