How I Met Your Mother - Barney's Bro Code

[mossefinn]

You can buy the Bro Code on Amazon! 10 bucks! No, i'm not joking! I'm deff gonna buy it. Merry christmas

[ihaveaxbow]

bro code Article 69. Duh

[Wyrmwood2012]

"but bro, srsly, I called dibs on that wench!"

the funny ting is that they probably did talk like that lol

[dflq123]

you're retarded.

[xxDinosaurLovexx]

lol Dinosaur head in the background! And AWESOMENESS!!

[bakemebad]

i have new socks on today!

[Shtoops27]

oh nice!

[SnowboarderA]

"No eyecontact..." :P

[TeamA0809]

Well, I have a copy of the Bro Code, and there seems to be a lot of inconsistencies between the show and the released Bro Code..........

[goaliechick414]

it's true, I also have a copy of it

[mannnnnnnYEH123]

haha yeah i love how i met your mother eh, NPH is the man!

[matijaOG]

Bro Code Artical 150 No sex with your bro's ex

[89Nadine1]

oh pleeease

[WizardInGlasses]

Barney Stinson that guys awsome

[lulxors1235]

no... he's legen... wait for it... and i hope you're not lactose intolerant because the next part is DARY!!

[0ograceo0]

"I've got to go to Me D.C" I love it

[mikeypowell]

the step mom thing omitted the part about menthol cigarettes haha

[Pure5Productz]

hows the hotdog?

It's helping. LLOL

[OutLoudProductionsDJ]

haha awesome, i have the book, it's life changing!

[deltawolf]

Haha! Me too!

It really is life changing :D

[artxemaster]

why cant our history classes be like that

[Wyrmwood2012]

i wish barney taught my american history class....

[veroberistain]

i love barney stinson !!!!!!

[jlamadrid91]

Bought the book...2 of 3 is right...Article 89 acutally is "A Bro shall always say yes in support of a Bro"

[nukee4]

Bro code article 34) Bros cannot make eye-contact during a Devil's Three-way.

two dudes one chick

[frazze96]

"and that feeling will go byebye2 :D:DDDD

[masterofstealthcj]

"you didnt break any laws did you?

Robyn knows that you slept with her doesnt she?"

[pevpevpevpev]

Bro Code article 34; Bro's can not make eye-contact during a Devil's Threeway.

Awsome.

[theartofnotbeingseen]

i know someone who's never heard of the code... total bastard.

[michiel9638]

AWESOME!!!!

[kenny2710]

hahaha at 1:28

the picture on the wall states "awesomeness"

[chillakillaa]

i laughed about it a 100 times:D:D

[hamakavulla1]

WORDS OF A MASTER

[Hollow47]

The Bro Code is so legendary.....it can stop bullets with it's awesomness. It can end world hunger or obliterate a small hemisphere.....the Bro Code is forever, bros.

[Jowhaan]

hes so legendary ! =)

i've read the book so many times ;> still, the most awesomeness and only book i've ever read:)

[dannedemonnn]

hes so Legen... wait for it... Dary..

[DarkRiver756]

where can i get the bro code?

[Scythe1990]

amazon

[pinkchihuahua10]

how come theres no sister code?haha..

[sKaYj2]

if there was a bro code for girls it would be called the hoe code.. and never!!! bro code cannot have any meagre duplicates its sheer awesomeness would shine through its fraud and disintigrate it :):)

[03reayc]

actually its called the chick code, its the mirror image of the bro code.

[you2be321]

anyone actually read the bro code?! its awesome!! lol

[dohboy200]

I have the bro code in my bathroom, its hilarious. And everything he says is in there, plus quite a bit more...its actually a very extensive book

[whaddayaknow17]

bahahaha i was at the bookstore the other day and Barney's bro code is a legit published snazzy looking book. awesome.

[twistedroots666]

Isn't it awesome! I want one!

[DanteFlint]

watch for it in amazon... i got one from barnes&noble in nyc

[nelinarma]

what is barneys job?

[WASEK2323]

Please :)

[WASEK2323]

please

[yazzerspazzer]

hahahah, please.

[AceFrolic720]

I love barney!!!

[crustasaurus]

I calleth dibs on that wench.

[3rixer]

You know why i feel so bad...?

Yea because you slept with robin!

No that was awesome.

[xopandaoo]

at :21 wtf i see a foot in the background!

[MammaMia1411]

i c it too thats scary

[crashtestdummy182]

and also at 0:33 whats wrong with it? they are in his office and the office door is open and you see people walking on the corridor

[awsumerthanyou]

i have a book written by barney stinson called the bro code and it has all the codes its hilarious

[hurr1can]

your the luckiest man alive!

[awsumerthanyou]

they hav it in boarders

[Dec3mberRain]

Bros before hoes

Bros cannot make eye-contact during a Devil's Three-way.

[3umm3l]

2:48

[LitkeProductions]

I own the book :D

[pizzapizza7371111]

What a great video.

LMAO No bro shall look at each other during a devil's three way ...

[Bonesfan004]

does anyone now what the episode where barney gets hit by a bus is called. barney is awesome!!!

[FuckTheReason]

no, but if it helps - it's the last episode of the third season..

[munteber]

is barney gay in real life ?

[faithauthor]

yes sadly

[yoururbanchic]

dont understand why people dislike these kinds of comments... because i am sad too that nph is gay because im a girl and i have a huge crush on him! doesnt mean i hate gays...duh !

i love nph!!! <3

[faithauthor]

thanks, Ikr? It's really stupid. NPH is the best, let us wish he wasnt gay, gosh people.

[Dai1lest]

that would utterly be sad!!! NPH is to awesome.

[anttsor]

yep, and if u can't belive that, search on wikipedia for "Neil Patrick Harris"

[lemzkies18]

yeah but he's a straight gay though...

[SaiiKOsThoughts]

neil patrick harris ? yea...

[Efetzsche]

no eye-contact in a devil's three way xD

[rokuseph]

must be the carelessness

[taischici]

it is devil's threeway... that is why they call it devils.. because there is 2 guys and 1 girls, instead of the usual 2 girls and 1 guy..

Learn to listen, he clearly says devils....wash your ears before you try to post a comment.

[lemzkies18]

yeah yeah i heard it! you don't have to be a fag about it!

[Blackrockingfucker]

he says devils

[Dontcarecarlos]

DARY

[StaticEclectic]

LEGEN-

wait for it

[cuteminti3]

which season amd episode is this from?

[Ani168]

"wait robin you with her" LOL

[defaultstories]

to save paper

[Zeratul9]

Barnabus Stinson

[thatssohughjackman]

i would but i have to go to Me, D.C. to pose for the dollar bill

epic

[youngsimz187]

suit the fuck up!!!!

[alharbimohammed]

GUYS ( not girls) ...... the bro code does exist, i have bought it myself. its like Barny's mind in a book, is simply AWESOMENESS

[blackgigus]

its not awesome. Its Legen, wait for it. And I hope you're not lactose intolerant, cause the last part of that word is Dary.

[sssaam]

But, the bro code book's article numbers and the bro code from the show's article numbers don't match up

Also, i dont know why everyone is saying that it doesn't exist to girls because article 22 states that a chick can be a bro

[kresimirlukic000]

Yes, the book "The Bro Code" Realy DOES Exist, they made it for the fans of the show!

[lucas1wj]

yea i love how this show does so much for its fans like this and the fake websites

[GLue02]

If you're a chick, this book does not exist. If you have in fact seen this book, it is purely for entertainment value and the contents there-in are purely comedic fodder.

If you're a bro, get this book and obey.

[Pavignon]

i wish i had that awesomeness motivating poster..

[gammelpascha]

"I have to go to me DC" - "And I have to do some kiteflying or something" LOL

[CaptenAwsomeXD]

I want that book...I think...even though I'm a girl...It's still awesome^^

[MrVinchenzo2008]

well it isnt real but if it was the bro code would say girls cant have it the have there own chick code but thats if it was real

[CaptenAwsomeXD]

I think it's real^^

and actually there is no chick code, wich cinda sucks^^

[fiquDz]

you think its real? its a new york times bestseller man

[Kxpuc]

there is it's called "we can be friends unless you want the guy/girl/thing i like then imma cut you!"

[CaptenAwsomeXD]

hahah

[MsTownCrier]

you know that nph is a great actor when even though in real life he is gay he pulls off barney so well totally believable :)

[93knicole93]

classic!

[IMSwimmer19]

This book taught me so much...

[PsychoBeerDad]

its not hilarious u idiot

if u don't respect the bro code than fuck u

[MsTownCrier]

his book is actually hilarious :)

[LooieFTW]

Is there an actual book?

[sunsetsk8er]

yes. check amazon

[MsTownCrier]

yeah you can find it online or in any major book store :)

[LooieFTW]

a) thanks, I just ordered it

b) he's gay??

[Laartjeeeeeee]

I love Barney:

'Then that bad feeling will go byebye' xD

[PsychoBeerDad]

Article 83: A Bro shall, at all costs, honor the Platinum Rule: Never, ever, ever, ever " love" thy neighbor. In particular, a Bro shall never mix it up romantically with a co-worker.

[jacko644]

where can i find the music playing when he shows the book

[kuburo]

canto gregoriano

[TheBurningtoast]

I have it to, my personal favorite is article 81 "A bro leaves the toilet seat up for his bros"

[heatstefan]

HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER ROCKS !!!!!! :D

im awesome ... im better than all of u :D hehehe

[boem3591]

I got the book in real :D and it's awesome :P

[Raikiki77]

OOH!!! YOU HAVE THE BOOK BRO???

[TheHeiki]

best

[DeanGl]

The actual initiator of the Bro Code was in fact Jesus. He invented the three day rule.

[Klarote]

True story

[jcmmedia]

wha'ts the three day rule?

[DeanGl]

you can't call a girl who's just given you her number until after 3 days. According to Barney, Jesus did the same thing by waiting 3 days before coming back to life and thus achieve the full effect...you know, actually get missed and all and not seem too eager. lol.

[DeanGl]

True story.

[jcmmedia]

That is Golden cheers for that mate lol! I'm laughing my arse off lol!

[WhatAStrangeDuck]

There is a clip. Put this in the search field:

Neil Patrick Harris' Muse

Hilarious! Nice interview, too.

[xxslaytanicxx]

no eye contact on a devil's 3-way lol xDD i love that article 34... its sooo TRUE... not even in porn dudes follow that code..

[miamirain]

0:58, in the actual book "The Bro Code" that article is actually 104, not 89.

[Margarillo]

Hahaha, nice XD

[chickenfromwendys]

lol

[yugilink8]

Barnabus Stinson should be honored as a Founding Father.

[RuiDores]

loooool...

george washington: I should go to me DC and pose for the dolar bill!

"me DC"... hilarious!!!

[usernameaq]

hahah yeah ! :D

[mansderk]

the problem here is that article 89, does not contain the bromation which barney states in this vid, im devastated. PS. ive downloaded the bro code audio book, so yes, i know article 89...

[insertbadname]

You're a nerd.

[pearlandjess123]

were did u get it

[mansderk]

piratebay my friend

[hunzolo]

yeah I just checked it! article 1 and 34 were fine but 89's different :((

[schattenfaust]

Bro code is aliveeee its aliveeeeee!

[lee236]

I own the book LOL

[cruzin14]

awesome book man!!!

[cazia9]

I like that Barney says he didn't break any State or Federal laws...was there a past reason that he'd have to make that distinction?

[shabang3006]

" I have to go to ME DC, to pose for the dollar bill"!!!

[BigWayne90HH]

I just got it...it'll change my life !!! True Story !!!

[Flagstack]

I've read the bro code, but it may be hard to follow at times.

[lucasiscoolish]

OMFG i bought this book yesterday, read it last night. imma bring it with my whereever i go.. AMAZING book

[sloppyfartnugget]

whats article 4

[thedragon133]

Bro Code Article 4:

A Bro never divulges the existence of the Bro Code to a woman. It is a scared document not to be shared with chicks for any reason...no not even that reason.

[sloppyfartnugget]

Amendment III

[lucasiscoolish]

is that a question? like i cant tell if u want me to post amendment 3. lol

[sloppyfartnugget]

i guess you do know the bro code your off the hook

[lucasiscoolish]

haha thanks, i can post the third amendment if u want tho.

[augustkraj]

Someone who have the clip when marshall shave his hair before the wedding?

Its so funny, please tell me!

[meganplautz]

How's the hotdog?

It's helping...

[kakarotvegeta]

Article 89 of the bro code is actually : A bro shall always say yes in support of a bro.

And yes, i have a copy of the official Bro Code...

[sloppyfartnugget]

every bro should have one

[sloppyfartnugget]

i know 104 is the one he said

[perfahunter]

Look at the pictures at the wall in the office, what are those kind of pictues called? How can I find them on the internet?

[SeipherNL]

google: motivational posters

[mmp2011]

i have it to is is awesome!

[minisalaud]

I already have the bro code copy, i'm awesome, the book it's just legen...wait for it...DARY!!!

[billandben0000]

here's something i noticed today! there's a bottle of Jägermeister on the fridge in how i met your mother - and there's also one on joey's fridge in friends...weird? subliminal advertising? or am i just a lil sad...... :P lol CRAZY

[Malacore]

Lol i have to get me a copy of the bro code! =D

[wuharrharr]

just ordered the bro code via amazon :-D

every bro should have one of these ^^

[wuharrharr]

sry, i dont know how the conditions are in the u.s.

i guess its not necessary - but its helping ;)

[akzester]

"The Bro Code" book... Now the New York Time's best selling book which teach nothing except how to get women for one-night stand, using men's catchphrases, find some partners as your wingmen. Last but not the least, is it true Barney's ancestor is Barnabus Stinson?