White Chocolate

[kjdj96]

hahahahaha funny

[N1ck1Sk123]

ha funny as shit

[NicoleKe1713]

This is fucking hilarious omg i love ralphie may! he is so funny!

[GunFreak12354]

what size is his clouthes its like when walk into d store they thought he was godzilla

[biggiejeffrey]

Ralphie ought to taste my white chocolate balls... ;) ;)

(no, seriously...I make white chocolate balls...get your damn mind out of the gutter people!)

[zkennedy100]

dirty and naughty... and i like it haha so awesome

[BeboAltizer]

i'm a fat man. i sholud have got a e-mail!!!

[Silentartisan207]

" Oh shes a dirty naughty little girl, she darty... and naughty.." XD

[sparklz15]

He is cute!!!

[CaramelMamiChula]

yes,he is.

[333lovergirl]

my favorite part is 1:01 on :)

"I WILL click for more details."

[usernameinyourface]

Did you record this off of your TV with a cam-corder? Really?

[MicroNik95]

"Oh! Double click! Scroll, scroll, scroll. Huh! White chocolate? I had no idea! Uhhhh!!! Thats gunna be good. I will click for more details."

[mohairbourne]

this funny as hell and the event is called prime cut i think

[smalls1881]

I think it was Prime Cuts.

[manyakokok]

lol, i know the comic i dont know the event, could u plz tell me???

[manyakokok]

This is funny, what is the name of that stand up??

[wharpig]

Ralphie May

[VivaLaVestal]

i know right.

fat(or fluffy XD) people are fuking funny!

[Z0hann]

So it would be extra moist and I was like "I bet it is..." I told ya she was naughty.

[spiffypanda303]

lmao this is funny

[eyadayesh]

I think he's white chocolate, black man in a white body!

[CaramelMamiChula]

did u know hes part black(no lie)?

[Taggerskillz]

"i told you, shes naughty" cracks me up everytime.

[frenchfry113095]

just wait, this is gonna be Eric Cartman in 15 years. :)

[DGGaming]

If Eric Cartman could do standup, definitely.

[enjoinit33]

hells yes

[gainer410]

hes so hot id fuck him all night

[sickwidit15]

I saw him live in dallas and it was worth more than the 20 dollars i paid. i had a sore throat the next day from laughing so much.

[ATOM09]

from laughing huh? ok sickwidit..

[sickwidit15]

thats a good one

[HeadCase21]

At least someone on youtube is a good sport...

[sickwidit15]

its just not worth getting all worked up over a joke. people are too sensitive, especially on youtube

[twilightercullenxoxo]

agreed

[HighHatchetman]

@sickwidit15 too sensitive...i bet it is

[gamurai]

Anyone else think he looks like an overweight lesbian in this clip?

[grizhunter18]

"i was watchin the food channel like it was porn"...lol love it

[AusWeightLifter]

"It's extra moist." "I bet it is ;)"

Laughed me arse off!

[candy1mountain1]

i will click that for more details lol

[streetXstyl3z880]

"im a fat man, i shoulda got like an email or something."

LMFAOIAC

[mattascular]

IAC?

[monserenergy700r]

in a car maybe??????

[mattascular]

Lol. I have no idea.

[monserenergy700r]

yea hahaha

[faithfulmonkey]

i like how even tho he's fat he can make jokes about himself like if someone slim went up there and talked about food it wouldnt be as funny but anywho this vid is awesome ralphie does it again :)

[lilpplsinging]

omgg I LIKE CHOCOLATE MILKKK lmfao

[ShutMeUpxProductions]

LoL "I WILL click for more details ..."

[cubbiefire66]

how can you say Ralphie May sucks! he is the funniest guy ever! :)

[PurplePop152]

The guy below me sucks

[BunnaySango]

I must have this cake.....

[nasuki16]

WHITE CHOCOLATE CAKE!!!!!!!!

[RuellAuled]

lol

[1Dark1Heart1]

i want to know if there is a clip someone made for him talking about carrot cake i can't find it,but it is lol!

[TDrummer95]

extra moist, i bet it is

[SideWalkJudd]

hahahahaha

[bonscott01]

i'm a fat man, i should've got an email or somethin' ! ! . . . lolol

[Wilhelmeina]

you shudnt talk about yoself, let me!!!!!

[etheloser]

Wrong We4get1918,you are just wrong. dumbass

[We4get1918]

first joke stolen from jim gaffigan

[twitchwillkillyou]

yup

[thecrimsonfloyd]

I was thinking that to!

[Miwako777]

ahaha, his expressions are priceless xD

[fullylegit]

he was on comedy central last night

[nerdzilla221]

shes a dirty naughty little girl

lmao

[TjtheTrapper]

yo we laugh but do fat people actually get this way about food...? w.e. all things aside, this dude is hilarious

[arnabc2003]

i was fat once and let me tell you ... it's bloody true hahahaha

[TjtheTrapper]

and for loosing the weight, to you the world is entitled

[arnabc2003]

no for being fat

[learning2breathe2]

ROFL

[MissPhlebotomist]

OMG I'm all over Ralfie on youtube I've watched like almost every clip I can find He is funny as hell,,

[jamaicabad]

he kinda stole that from jim gaffigin

still fuckin halariuose

[1234512345c]

hil-ar-ious

[pumkinlady38]

fuckin hillarious---it's not where you get the bits, it's how they are delivered that counts!!!!!

[Tries]

Thank You!

[TBustah]

She was talking about the comic, not you.

[TheComments565]

i love this guy

[candycanechildlilya]

he stole from jim gaffigan.

gaffiGAN SAYS HE WATCHES THE FOOD NETWORK LIKE PORN

[danielandersonboss44]

dude thats only 1 line!!!

[crockett3663]

He ain't no where near as funny as fellow fat comic John Pinette:

"You so big!!! Why you not eat vegetable?? You been here four hour!!! You go NOW!!!"

[thunderstruck665]

Very true but he's still pretty good.

[haircaptian11]

fuck you jihn pinnet kicks ass

[rufnek83]

ralphie did that bit in the mid '90s

[shadyjro]

ALot of comedians reuse bits from previous shows

[TeazyWeazyBaby]

would you like to see what's new with cake?double-click! scroll, scroll, scroll

[imissmydylan08]

lmao

[bosniskinvandrare]

hes is fuckin hillarious!!

[mizbeautifull3]

lol i love this he's so funny hahaha i wish u had the whole thing :(

[mtvcmu2]

I told you she naughty, lol.

Does anyone have the rest of this special up on here?

[Harlo55]

That face at 0:06...priceless

[Uknownknight0013]

I told you she naughty

[lovemehmonkeys]

hah i was watchin this like 10 minutes ago

[AKAGENE]

quit recording your TV!! Welcome to the 21st century, dumbass

[Tries]

stop watching it then!

chode!

[Magma8345]

Ha! That was great!

[yunablackmage]

"i was watching the food channel...like it was porn" lol XD

[xTheFridge72x]

MAN I SHOULDA GOTTEN AN E-mAIL

[GOLDBERGwcw98]

did you video tape your tv?

[Tries]

yeah...

sigh lol

[Teckert09]

...you're kind of a douche aren't you?

[Tries]

how can you hate him?

[shock]

[shortylepore1234]

omfg this guy is great

[flecthingsparo]

yea lol i saw this last nigth and had too see it again

[simpleplanluvr06]

haha! i love this guy! hes freakin hilarious!

[steelerdan36]

i saw this on tv the other night... where can i get the whole thing?!?