Do you know what Nemesis means?

[Wesnothlich]

2:36 Everybody shits on their pants

[hedonism13]

It's actually 1.5 pounds of uncooked flesh a minute.

You can now go ahead and hate me.

[MissMayakashi]

Just watched this movie again yesterday I think Im going to watch it again tonight! love it

[ironmannichi]

Let me tell you something son. When your spirit is floating down that tunnel towards the light, you know whats behind the light? It's not god. It's me. And i'm gonna kick your poncy soul all the way back down the tunnel, till you choke on your own fucked up ribs. Now. Wake The Fuck Up.

[ghostrid3]

Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.

[sheshdd]

get us a cup of tea while watching this vid,would you errol?

[MkRoxx]

A RIGHTOUS INFLICTION OF RETRIBUTION MANEFESTED BY AN APPROPRITE AGENT

[FanOmbladon]

2:40

[DKSTV1]

Hmmmm..... might invest in a pig farm.

[toobularbells]

"curry to a piss-head"

he means shitskins

[Shiftee88]

@toobularbells U dont know what the fuck your talking about retard. A piss head is someone who's drunk. Please fuck off with ur racist ingorance.

[dclive2000]

Goodie Gumdrops!!

[ThunderTramp]

piss poor kinda locks they got in the uk?

[sweiland75]

2:37

[jackrumorz]

One person did not know how to get rid of the body. Your mum should be freaking out.

[SquareHeads09]

"it will look like curry to a pisshead"- lmfao

[CARNIVORECASKETCREW]

THE BRIGHT SPARK WHO DOESNT LIKE THIS SHOULD BE FED TO PIGS

[jilloplo]

And why would a pisshead enjoy the sight of curry?

[bobdy9988]

@jilloplo Basically dude, (I don't know if your English or not), in England it's customary, well, not so must customary, that when you are really drunk, because you have spend hours drinking, you need something to eat. Alcohol makes you real hungry right? So "curry" (english slang - Indian food, a popular takeaway in the UK) looks great to a "pisshead" (drunk person) because they are really hungry. LOL

[oliveHB95]

who ever dislikes this needs to get fukn slapped

[soraVSroxas109]

in every 181 people theres a russian. and this movie hates them

[gotchaf4i]

I don't think Brick Top say's "orrible cunt".....I think he says, "Honorable Count".....

[GeorgedIDK]

@gotchaf4i

That's what I thought, too.

[FrozenHeart05]

@gotchaf4i Nope

[martyboy1984]

@gotchaf4i retard

[liltiger83]

I saw my arch nemesis today...

[sweiland75]

"Be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm."

If you are Canadian, like me, you probably thought of Robert Pickton.

[turricaned]

All the more ironic then, that he's been a vegetarian since the early '70s. In his own words:

“Under the Saville Row suit, I’m basically a bit of an old hippy. I don’t eat meat or fish because I don’t like the idea of harming animals."

What a guy. :)

[chaosgreyblood]

One of the best scenes from one of the greatest movies ever.

1 person who disliked this isn't as greedy as a pig.

[Cavstic]

"As greedy as a pig!"

[B789c]

1:40 curry to a piss head

[DEFGI]

goody gumdrops lol

[musoforlyf]

BEST. SCENE. EVER!

[TheJGO2112]

do you know what nemesis means...a righteous infliction of retribution man infested by an appropriate agent personified in this case by an horrible cunt..me.. LOOL

[costarelos]

brick is the man~!

[DEFGI]

goodie gumdrops, get us a cup o' tea would you errol

lol

[FackDuck]

ce replica..pff

[sxlfkta]

I meant to write Alan Ford should've won this Oscar for HIS excellent, flawless & spot-on depiction of this ruthless & sinister London gangster!

[eddiejc1]

@sxlfkta

It's a crime he wasn't nominated, but a lot of American critics (judging from the reviews) disdain these type of movies. I think Ford did get recognition from his countrymen at the BAFTAs though.

[sxlfkta]

This scene is a classic, totally unforgettable! Alan Ford, aka Brick top, was just utterly brilliant! He should've won this Oscar for this excellent, spot-on portrayal!

[cman750rr]

Brick Top is the man!

[DevilPasha]

0:41 Goldie!!! :D

[DomIstKrieg]

3:25, is when you start panicking and begging for your life.

[OhHiThereImOwen]

@DomIstKrieg why, what happens after

[DomIstKrieg]

@OhHiThereImOwen Well, there is a load of plastic sheeting on the walls and bodybags. Finally, some guys with knives. They are going to kill them.

[Whamesl0l]

Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.

[GrundySolomon]

@Whamesl0l I need that for a ring tone

[Whamesl0l]

this is the best film ever next to lock stock and two smoking barrels(personally i liked lock stock more)guy ritchie films are the best cant beat english films from the 90's

[BunnyRidesApaleHorse]

Snatch is the greatest movie ever - this line is the greatest line spoken on the screen - fucking brilliant

[BeithProduction]

one of the best films ever

[braniacphil]

by the way...it's SILLY SODS, not SUICIDES. You should correct the description.

[arvindr25]

thanks braniac. done.

[BunnyRidesApaleHorse]

@arvindr25 hahaha well as long as everybody is being a braniac its "blacked' not "blagged" some brit friends of mine told me "blacked" is a term over there means robbed. Thanks also though for being the only person who uploaded this scene to include the knife sharpening scene, everybody else stops after nemisis and it doesn't do it justice.

[seanbear22]

@BunnyRidesApaleHorse "blacked"!?... never heard that in my life.... it def "blagged"

[BunnyRidesApaleHorse]

I'm just repeating what my brit friends said, after I heard them in conversation using the word "blacked"

[seanbear22]

then you misheard what they said

[BunnyRidesApaleHorse]

I dont know why you care so much, but, no we were talking in a private chat room, so it was written out, everybody is scattered out from cumbria to cockermouth so to keep in touch we have our own chat - they said blacked

[seanbear22]

ok. Now your just talking shit.

[BunnyRidesApaleHorse]

haha fuck you're an idiot - what shit would that be? HAHA and why do care so much "germany"

[seanbear22]

Why do i care so much? Probably for the same reason you also felt the need to make a "correction"... with the subtle difference that i know what i'm talking about. I guess I'm not a fan of misinformation.

[TheSitcomGuy]

@arvindr25 lol u mispelled brainiac. lolz thanks for upload though, one of greatest movie scenes ever

[connorw09]

@braniacphil you should correct your name its  brainiac not braniac :)

[sxlfkta]

Believe me, Bricktop would be sucking Jimmy Coonan's little Irish prick--for Coonan & his sweet little Irish-American boys just didn't give a fuck at all! For they were so ultra-violent & extremely savage that the Mafia agreed that they were better off bringing the Westies into their fold rather than going to War against them over these petty territorial disputes. They also employed the Westies as these deadly contract killers, as the Westies were perfected in the macabre art of dismemberment!

[BunnyRidesApaleHorse]

@sxlfkta god shut the fuck know it all cunt - the mafia was never any good at anything but contract shootings anyway - nobody wants to hear you show off some shit you learned about the fucking westies ya righteous cunt, where the fuck are the westies now. suck my cock bitch

[reborntheglassbatch]

Bowl*

[reborntheglassbatch]

Bone, like BUTTER!

[justmyname21]

"...the sight of a chopped up body will look like curry to a piss head" Ah ha ha ha!! Vinny's face is hilarious!!! XD

[BunnyRidesApaleHorse]

@justmyname21 XD no shit - vinny has some great expressions in the movie - like when fat ass tries so hard to get out of the car, the lock on his face made me laugh harder because it was basically the look on my face while I was watching him LMFAO

[hanson666999]

There is no way i would walk into a room where a group of guys were waiting to butcher me.

[AloisHochwald]

I hate the fucking rotten teeth of Bricktop.

[BunnyRidesApaleHorse]

@AloisHochwald HAHAHAA YEAH but it actually adds to the character - he does so many expressions that include weird half opened mouth and bared teeth it wouldn't be 1/2 the character with out 'em

[Legba85]

Hearing that come from Brick Top is scary and cool.

[qprmanzz]

every single one of them in the film does their lines brilliantly.

brick top is excellent, but my favourite bit in this scene was vinnie.

'well, thank you for that.. thats a great weight off my mind.

Now if you wouldnt mind telling me who the fuck you are, apart from someone who feeds people to pigs of course.'

lol brilliant.

[DUBwilliamz]

Do you know what Nemesis means?

A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent, personified in this case by a horrible cunt. Me.

[sxlfkta]

Jimmy Coonan & his extremely wild, ruthless & bloodthirsty gang of sadistic, ultra-violent psychopaths/body-disposal experts (aka the Westies!) would totally terrorize & wipe out Brick Top & his merry little Cockney gang, Bullet Tooth Tony & all. They would own London (or at least until the SAS took em out!). Though believe me, I'm NOT trying to glorify those vicious scumbags in any way (for the Westies killed & sliced up 125 people between 75-85, making them the most feared gang in N.Y.C.!).

[ManlnCognito]

How the fuck do you know what they would do in London?

[sxlfkta]

Trust me, I know all & I can see all (well, that's an exaggeration!). Dude, I have no idea, I just know that the 70's-80's era Westies were some pretty savage, vicious, brutal & crazy boys, as they were usually so coked up that they had no fear whatsoever (yet their leader--the ruthless, ultra-sadistic Jimmy Coonan--was pretty straight & sober, though the rest of his wild & fearsome crew were always fucked up!)! For they nearly took on the entire Italian mob back in 1978---12 men against 3500!

[BunnyRidesApaleHorse]

@sxlfkta  who gives a shit

[thrump123456]

shut  the fuck up yank!

[sxlfkta]

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! I'll be sure to tell Jimmy Coonan that you said hi, for he'd be so delighted & happy & over the moon to hear from you my friend! Maybe the three of us can hook up sometime for dinner (((for I might be over in England sometime soon!))). Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! All the best mate. TTrain!!! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

[BunnyRidesApaleHorse]

@sxlfkta ah fuck THEM fuck YOU and fuck the fucking IRISH - 125 people in ten years? How many people did bricktop have killed in this movie alone? quit spouting fairytale imaginary who "woulda" done what to whom. fuck you and fuck off this thread

[sxlfkta]

You're such a sweetheart, & you write so beautifully, with such poetic eloquence & brilliant style! So lovely! You the MAN!!! So you're from the South??? Wonderful!!! I bet you voted for George W Bush twice, cause I know you guys just love him down there (((me, I'd vote for Conan O'Brien before I'd ever vote for that pampered, spoiled, despicable, Corporate puppet!))). Any ways, all the best my hill-billy friend, & please make sure to have this awesome & fun-filled New Year! Yee-Haw!!!

[BunnyRidesApaleHorse]

Actually I'm the WOman. No I never voted for Bush & I'm sure you would vote for any irishman who ran for office, since your a IRA supporting bully boy who thinks he knows shit-all because of watched a History channel documentary on Coonan and his lot - by the way, just how many "hills" do you think their are in the southern united states? I think it maybe covers 1/50th of the geography - I've never even seen a hillbilly, do they even still fucking exist? Fucking weak.

[qwertyman321]

Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.

lulz

[okonkolo]

One of the all time creepy thugs in film but with some great deadpan lines. Great character.

[no1wasgeorgiebest]

goodie gumdrops

[fgfuyfyuiuyf]

I'm doing the pig thing for my monologue. It's for a casting director. Haha.

[SpikeXtreme]

"look like curry to a piss head" one of the best lines in the film

[WickedNemesis]

The reason I use Nemesis to this day. Wicked from Ice Cube's song. Thanks for upload

[axel2935]

One of the best actting performance I've seen in my life, BRAVO!

[dudemanman252]

OMG what movie is this i want to see it NOW

[HiMyNameIsJonn]

snatch

[666serialkiller666]

Its either Snatch or Lock, Stock and Two Barrells -something like that anyway...

[doddcups]

its snatch

[alreetpet556]

Its snatch

[PrvtLChurch]

Snatch

[BigItUpRave4Eva]

oi its not "suicides" that blagged his bookys, its "silly sods"

[billsy69]

Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me

[VolkColopatrion]

0:46.

Now that's a good reason for a "facepalm".

Take a lesson from that channers.

[SVWillmer]

His fucking ears?!

[ruthlessvlad2]

A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent, personified in this case by an horrible cunt... Me!

[simplelife88393]

Jules did it better.

[VolkColopatrion]

Jules was nothing more than the agent of the real nemesis, Marcelus Wallace.

[darkfire1857]

is this resident evil 2?

[TheTom1979]

Snatch

[zahnarzt2]

phää die deutsche version ist echt super synchronisiert..das hier klint ziemlich dürftig :/

[Javindo]

A 'orrible cant xD

[nicodagger]

Rabbi..I agree, brilliant choice for a monologue...Ford is amazing....but Rabbi, are you British? If not, would you use a similar London accent to Bricktop? It's just hard to imagine these words spoken with say, a Boston accent, but then again it could work well. And you know how, in England, the word "cunt" is used more commonly than in the US, used almost like prick? Would that translate to a US audience or would the shock value be distracting? Best of luck on all your future roles!

[Tehvyking]

it is a good choice, suffice to say that your auditioners haven't seen the film, cuz there is only 1 person who fits this monolougue, and that is, no matter what, Ford

[bobafettistheman]

ive used the nemesis line word for word on friends whom have never seen snatch and they freak out. definitely something everyone should try.

[pjfresh83]

I just wish the video would have lasted 5 seconds longer so that we get to see Tyrone, after he's betrayed them, actually in a bodybag with that discombobulated/apologetic look on his face. A bricktop vid though so it's alright.

[IntermittentSprocket]

By horrible cunt me! LOL

[rabbisilentbob]

If you stretch it out and act it right, reacting to the silent lines-like Ford does- it's got all the ingredients of a great audition monologue.

[peewee666]

what movie is this?

[loxrosae]

snatch, pigs and diamonds

[RoswellGearbox]

'Snatch' by Guy Ritchie

[rabbisilentbob]

I use this as a monologue whenever I'm auditioning for a role. It always gets me the part. Alan Ford freakin rocks man.

[Tehvyking]

not long enough for any audition...

[wylly911]

great, great quote

[RAZlaad]

"well i don't" HAHAHA LOL

[BasJansen1990]

my favorite part of my favorite movie :)

great description by the way XD

[badman1972]

proper fucked at the end, worse than a scene from the movie saw

[richardbeattie2501]

that horrible cunt is ment to be me!!!!what is wrong with london nowadays.

[lebac]

Goody gumdrops!

[IntermittentSprocket]

"Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me".

[IntermittentSprocket]

buy a horrible cunt me! LOL

[Deltar2r]

"do you know who I am?"....

"I do"

And that says it all

Klassik moment, this movie is filled with them

[antlfc72]

now i know what to do with my mother in law ha ha,,here piggy piggy

[sayeedr]

sik!

[lechugaortiz]

a monster nemesis

[urbernobear]

funniest quote of the movie

[tondecarton]

"Do you know what nemesis means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by a horrible cunt... me."