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  • Aww, sound have been removed from this one.

  • Roe Manse

  • LOL! I like fakesagan but you totally owned him!

  • this whole matter is one big WTF

  • I am so sorry Metabob, for all this Shit I have done. I am a fucking cocksucker who should go and bury myself alive. I, fakesagan, am a cocksucker, if anyone would like their cock sucking please contact me ;)

  • What's his newly found love's view on experimental strapon sex?

  • FakeSagan loses half his speeches up his nose and whatever's left isn't worth listening to... Why do you talk to the guy? You're better than this. "Hot albino gumbian love" though, that was worth e-money. And where is your writing? I want to read it!!!

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  • great vid

    also great song in the background. Can you or anyone tell me what song it is and/or who its by

  • Sounds like Warren Zevon...maybe his last album?

  • Albino gumby love :D

  • Fakesagan is a condescending, lame, immature, arrogant asshole.

  • Correct!

  • FakeSagan is a fucking cock mongler. Don't bother with his candy ass.

  • Correct!

  • shatner is underrated...his genious is literally making a parody of himself...happy holidays metabob...

  • wtf baldy

  • yeah... why does it matter if they are together or not... you really are an ass... cause I would have been just fine being happy for him without knowing who his "YouTube" girl is or not

  • that was sooooooooooo not a fakesagan voice

  • Warren Zevon.5 stars just for that.. : )

  • Fakesagen obviously confuses autoeroticism with getting laid....what a loser. Is that his real voice?

  • no no autfellatio my friend.

  • lol u owned mr. Faker failer

  • i doubt that fake sagan has been laid before

  • Its always your maturity above the other atheists on YouTube that annoys the hell out of them regardless what they say. Keep up the good work.

  • Classy pwnage of fakesagan. You got him.

  • Yeah I got him. Right up until his girlfriend got me.

  • I doubt fakesagan has gotten laid...  ever.

  • Oh Metabob! beautiful, wonderful, magnificent!

    Truly put a smile on my face, that I think may just be lasting. :D

    hmm.... <3

  • Ah, one who's been on the receiving end of Fakesagan's respect for women.

  • yes, though I tried not to notice.

    You earned incredible love from me in the course of this vid, I must admit.

  • Frankly Bob Forgive me, its one those mmmm..... permasmiles

    we girls are known to get. : ))))

    <3

  • Well, if you can tell me how to get out of being hated now by the whole Oshun clan (without having to pretend fakesagan is anybody's dream date), please let me know.

  • I tried to pm. <3

  • I don't like fakesagan at all, so guess what, I don't watch his vids!  Whatever anyone hates him for can only amount to words exchanged. Whoever would be willing to even push a button to keep 2 lovers apart needs some serious therapy.

  • ~Eh. So what if he has hair. You have a much more pleasant face & eyes. Nicer voice, too.

    ~I'm DEFINATELY NOT part of t3h cindy-skankolicious crew, but I have no love lost for the faketeresa. I'm curious to see what chic has the hotts for him.

    Kinda eww!

    ~Sub to you. I like your voice.

  • You talk of Fakesagan being petty when this video of yours is nothing but.

  • AWW look he's making his public outing. How sweet! It's alright BOB come on out. The world likes gay people now. It's alright man, don't be jealous about Fakesagan having a girlfriend. So what, he likes girls. You need to accept the fact that maybe he just wasn't THAT into you hunny. Don't be sad.

  • These comments threw me for a loop; they didn't seem to match your channel content.

    I'm gonna go out on a limb here... you're not Oshun's sister, are you?

  • YES I am! I am VERY proud to be her sister! I look up to her and adore everything about her. So go ahead and bash me now, feel free. After all this is all about free speech and expression right? And so what if they didn't match my channel content.

  • Haven't you learned from my sister's video that you can't judge a book by it's cover? Being a writer you should already know that Bob. I am aware that you apologized to her, and rightly you should have. If you must know who I am, you will fail to find that out just by glancing at my channel.

  • AWW look he's making his public outing. How sweet! It's alright BOB come on out. The world likes gay people now. It's alright man, don't be jealous about Fakesagan having a girlfriend. So what, he likes girls. You need to accept the fact that maybe he just wasn't THAT into you hunny. Don't be sad.

  • Doesn't that stand opposed to your rational outlook on life? It seems a rationalist would welcome praise as well as criticism. If not, you might as well revoke my subscription as well.

  • I respect you tehknologik so now I'm curious.

    What's conceited about being your own man, having your own opinion and not taking shit from people that you don't have to? That seems to be what most of us are doing here anyways yet we seem to disagree on our methods.

    Even if FS is conceited, so what? How does that affect anyone's life so detrimentally that they have to speak out against it? What would you have us do about it? Demand FS to change who he is? What are the odds of that happening?

  • You had hair several times?

  • fakesagan is..... well talking about him is not worth the time. We all know about her. or him. not sure, his voice is very medically induced. From the north, he very much could be a woman at some time. It is funny how people feel the need to lie about getting pussy.

  • Well this is crazy, i went to fakesagan's reply, and dam dude, he did pwn you. I understand what to hate about him, but dam, he has got some good point.

  • That guy is such a phony. He has duped a lot of ppl into thinking he is smart, because of his contrived "verbose" style. He´s embarrassing for crying out loud. I´m going to stop watching your videos, many of which I´ve enjoyed tremendously because you seem totally hung up on these assholes. When are you dropping that shit and when will you go back to making real videos again?

  • MB, plz drop this TAA, Fakesagan bullshit! Those guys are fuckin idiots anyway. I mean they are skilled bullshitters, and sometimes that can be entertaining, but after a while...it gets boring.. Atheism vs Theism? Yawn, is that all they can talk about? I have to agree though, TAA, seems more genuine, I get a lump in my throat every time I watch FS.

  • FS in love... LULZY. He's so much fun when he's miserable and angry. If he really is in love and not just doing a drama stunt then it is likely to have a lobotomising effect on him, where more great entertainment will follow after the affair.

  • Oh my goodness, you really showed me didn't ya?

    Fortunately I don't do drama, I only watch. So I guess it's good that I'm subbed to you through another sn as well. ;)

  • TALK FASTER GAAH

  • I love you, you so reminde me of Anton Levay only older. Wickedly funny.

  • LOL. I'm only subbed to fakesagan cuz he's a necessary component to understand the drama that often goes on here. He's not as seductive as he'd like to think... his conceitedness alone is enough to prompt anyone to vomit.

  • I wish youtube wasn't dicking me around I'd love to make a video response.

    there is something very very wrong with you... and I don't think it's JUST being a pussy or condescending or anything else fakesagan says. I think I KNOW fucked up.

  • I agree. Bragging about "getting laid" is soooo 9th grade. I mean come on.

  • Nice vid

  • Comedy gold.

  • lol, pwned by Oshun

  • Nice vid.

  • There's been a cry out from the people for drama- you've come up with an incredibly brilliant scheme for drama to heal the divisions. You are a genius, MetaBob. We are not worthy! We are not worthy!

  • Heh! That impression sounds like "Mr. Ed"... "Hot albino Gumby love" Hahahahahahahahaha!!! Funny stuff.

    Katalyzt

  • fakesagan is the most delusional dickwad around.

    The anti FS crowd is growing daily, all he has to do is keep flapping his mouth and people see what kind of a moron this clown is.

    btw, even though he's denied it, it wouldn't surprise me if it was melsbasketcase who he's banging. Until proven otherwise, we should just stick to that.

  • Hot albino gumby love. An ever endless wellspring of entertainment you are Bob, kudo's.

  • The Warren Zevon was a nice touch. I don't take this drama too seriously, but this is better than anything I've seen on cable lately. Are you trying to redeem yourself "Metabitch"? ;}

  • BTW Shatner is the shit! Fakesagan!

  • "Hot Albino Gumby Love" :-D

    You rock, Bob!

  • i keep coming back to this...its so fckn hillarious... BOB ..you are a bad man i cant get any work done.... its the editing that gets me

  • Comment number 69 lol

  • LOL.. fakesagan sounds like a gap toothed yokel... does he just put that accent on, or is that the way he really talks?!

  • OOh la la.  "Drunk and Emo" exists in the wild. hehehehe.

  • LOL! - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! - The comparison you made to Crocker at the end had me f'in crackin up. Any shred of class I thought Faker might of had is gone.

  • Wow! Time to get out the popcorn...Awesome!

  • Duh people,

    Its clear that fakesagan's new girlfriend is TAA. He finally got to second base with her.

  • Fakesagan falling love with a woman! Now that is funny and impossible, because in order for him to fall in love with a woman, he has to first fall out of love with himself. So it is that he will die never loving a woman.

  • 15/5 stars...

  • William Shatner is a rock... it... man!

  • Three cheers for the world's fattest mummy!

  • Shatner rules, and so do you, Bob.

  • i get why tj calls you metabitch now

  • why do you even give him attention *fakesagan* i mean.......that's what he wants!!! just leave him alone and the troll will go away.

  • Did Shakespeare do commercials?

  • Did Shakespeare battle thousands of killer tarantulas in the cult classic "Kingdom of the Spiders"?

    Was Shakespeare T.J. Hooker?

    Did Shakespeare ever star in Leslie Stevens' "Incubus," the only movie ever produced in the artificial language of Esperanto?

    No? Then fuck Shakespeare!

  • You got it wrong. I am a serious monster fan, and I love the heck out of William Shatner. I was implying that I think you are interesting enough that you don't have to pown. Watching this was like watching Shakespeare sell laundry soap. It hurt! You are good product by yourself. Forgive me for putting you on a pedastal. If gossip and pownage make you happy, then ignore me. Sorry. I'm nobody. Just a fan. LOL PEACE,

  • I have every Star Trek episode ever made on DVD. My bags are packed pre-flight. I say that with cigarette smoke in the air. Shatner rules. That was the primary thing I wanted to clear up. You can be confused about eveything else I said, or implied.

  • Someone has too much time on his hands.

  • Why doeseveryonemake fun of Williamshatner!?

    Just kidding :) Couldn't resist.

  • that was a pretty good impression of Mr Fake

  • SHATNER FTW!!!!!!!

  • Hot Albino Gumby love? Wow! That had to hurt.

  • Yea, well, I wouldn't say her head is exactly "screwed on straight", but she sure is damn hot! =P

  • Our interest has has been piqued or is it truly just a glass of red wine in one hand and a bottle of lotion in the other and a copy of Big Buns on stained sheets?

  • Looks like the ball is in Dil's court now.

  • do you know something we don't, oh sensuous one?

  • His adam's apple tells no lie

    She is the apple of his eye;-)

  • this video made me unsubscribe from fakesagan

  • "Her" name is Fakesagan.

  • hahahahaha

  • I like William Shatner :)

  • Once again, I refuse to choose sides (yet). This fence I'm riding is getting rather uncomfortable.

    *cue the stunning, as-yet unnamed lady*

  • subtlety is very powerful

  • LOL!! But, I don't think she will. I think she was so humiliated to think anyone would associate her with him that she dropped him like a hot potato!

  • 'Hot albino gumby love'

    I love it.

    Fakesagan's girlfriend will never make a video because imaginary people dont have youtube accounts.

  • roflz

    even if she does exist, I guess its dil demonique lolz

  • What did he say about women in his "emo and drunk" video? I didn't see it.

  • lol

  • ehehehehehehh

  • How delightfully "Scopionence" of metabob to set such a challenge.

    The metaman is a most curious dude.

  • Does this mean your going to continue with FakeSagan II?

  • you are so funny!

    Rock ON!

  • I have an idea who this female YouTube atheist lover might be -- but good taste prevents me from either grossly insulting this lady, or putting her through (further) humiliation after she so degraded herself by allowing FakeSagan to even touch her.

  • That reminds me, MetaBob - is there an email I can send pictures to which you will get? Because I have a couple on my cellphone of a promotional poster for "Night Of the Living Dead 3D" in a Tokyo subway station.

  • I absolutely love your videos my friend.

  • The world's fattest mummy! That is truly chuckle-worthy! ^_^

    Wow, man. I've never seen you outright insult anyone like this before, but I have to say that if you should be doing it to be anyone, it should be that guy who hangs on the coat tails of AmazingAtheist (whom I still don't like) and drinks wine in front of his marijuana shrine while he insults people with a smarmy, self-righteous grin on his face. At least that's what his videos seem to be all about.

  • wtf, oprah?

  • this video is rated POEP® for:

    Pwnage Of Epic Proportions

    and since you mentioned the "Drunk and Emo" video MetaBob; i can only wonder at how many women thought that video was specifically made for them.

    if i remember correctly, fs fell into depression because all the women he conned admired him for his cruelty

  • "You know her motherfuckers, you all know her name".

    - 2000+ people know her. She must have considerable amount of subscribers.

    - She is single (that is, we THINK she is).

    - If I remember correctly fake lives in a Washington. This famous female YT atheist also must be from that area.

    Now, according to my (limited) knowledge, no such person exists... but let's speculate, not about who she is, but who FS had in mind ;)

    anangel13? xxxild?

  • she's single?

    are you positive?

    *that* would be a *first*

    hahahah

  • xxxild's taken imbecile

  • anangel13?

    No fucking way, she has way too much self respect to fall for fakey.

    I take offense on her behalf.

  • Your points are well struck! I myself is satisfied with my 54 subs. even tho half don't watch my videos. I admit i make some crap videos but it's all for my own pleasure. By the way hope you aren't effected by the whole writer strike out there in L.A.

    dajsauce

  • I think the thing I really hate about fakesagan the most is that he gets drunk makes some lupe-warm points about some topic and calls its "Pwnage". I have always felt that "Pwnage" Is the indisputable destruction of something. And for that I feel he has really taken away from that wonderful gaming term of old.

  • I actually like fakesagan's videos. I find him entertaining, and tend to see the extend of his on-screen arrogance as a form of satire in itself. Like TAA, he is more of an entertainer or showman than a role model.

    I also enjoy your interactions with them. Your soft-spoken reasonable manner, in contrast to their often outrageous ranting, makes an effective and entertaining counterpoint.

  • Haha

    Great video Bob :)

    Need to start vlogging myself

  • i dont normally care for insult flinging. reminds me of a couple apes beating their chest.

    but that albino gumby love got me to smile =D

  • lol

  • OH! The voice!!! Doh!

    You need to do him saying Wil-l-l-bur!

    HOT ALBINO GUMBY LOVE!!! rotfl

    I couldn't think more highly of you, MetaBob. Impossible.

  • Look for my upcoming video featuring both fakesagan and poultry. It will have an actual serious, important point to make.

  • smiling hugely! I just took the TFG promoted personality test-not sure what I think of results-have you done it?

  • I am asleep now and can't reply. (or should be.)

    I don't watch friendly geek videos anymore, and haven't heard of this test. Also I'm automatically opposed to anything with the word "test" in its name.

  • fakesagan: the other white meat

    --or--

    Coq au Vin

  • That sounds oddly intriguing...how to cook chicken with Fakesagan whine?

  • Cool-you're watching, you know--cool-Well he IS the chicken and has the whine-I'd rather have your breakfast ANY day. I'm jealous.

  • LOL!

  • Does the miasma of Sagan's kitchen emanate from TJ?

  • Oh, JA! That is sick!

  • Fakesagan lives in a dream world? So do I, how come I don't watch him but I watch you?

  • Different dreams.

  • "Hot albino gumby love..." LMFAO! That was fantastic.

  • Damn, it's about time. We haven't had any decent drama here for at least... 2 days.

    And don't get me wrong Bob,