Two and a half men, Alan´s birthday!

[FreekiinStylezz]

Zippy! :D

[clementgarreau]

I'm in love with Melissa !

[velikibrat777]

BERTA WIN !!!

[titoforeverbarca]

charlie's speech was the best ever hahahaa

[akatsuki20113]

SHES BLUFFING LMFAO I LOVE WHEN HE SAYS THAT

[Rick050989]

Bertha's speech is priceless ><

[dansoftheways]

JAKE IS SUCH AN ASS HOLE

[myfamilycomesfirst1]

' He always come back. You should have named him "herpes" ' haha

[gornmaker]

"You want it too be fun...don't invite Alan"

[Soulflame123]

what did evelyn mean when she said "your brother didnt set the bar very high"?

[Bladeage87]

Mellisa is HOT!!

[SillyIrishPenguin]

Yeah, I realise the show was never about a cute kid, I'm just saying that I prefered it when he was young. That alright with you?

They should never have kept the show going after Charlie left, either. It's completely stupid now.

[TheRyanizzy]

"Alan,u were always the good son.Of course,your brother didn't set the bar very high!"I'm so goin 2 miss Charlie.

[chrilleklofver]

SVENSKA TEXT!!! GRYMT!!!

[TheResidentevil101]

@Steven1992ization which is y u like ashton. LOOL

[iiMisterLonely]

This sorta pissed me off a lot...If I was there, I would've probably knocked everyone out except for Allan and Melissa...

[Steven1992ization]

@iiMisterLonely Interesting..

[iiMisterLonely]

@Steven1992ization Very...

[Steven1992ization]

@iiMisterLonely why dont you try and knock me out, see what happens?

[iiMisterLonely]

@Steven1992ization If I were to knock you out you wouldn't be able to do anything because well...You're knocked out...DUH

[Steven1992ization]

@iiMisterLonely when and where?

[iiMisterLonely]

@Steven1992ization You have no common sense...

[duequesne]

You should have named him herpes. LOL!

[001TheGuy]

Rose faked Charlies death, BRING BACK CHARLIE!!!

[CyberTechWolf]

@001TheGuy That could work actually

[Steven1992ization]

@001TheGuy Ashton is way funnier then Charlie, keep charlie out of it.

[001TheGuy]

@Steven1992ization Charlie made the show. Ashton is only appealing to the Nickelodeon crowd.

[Steven1992ization]

@001TheGuy Words of Ignorance.

[001TheGuy]

@Steven1992ization The show is on it's last year. The story line is implausible, and Ashton is Juvenile. The show is only worth watching with Charlie in it.

[Steven1992ization]

@001TheGuy I dont understand.

[3ku1]

@Steven1992ization actually know ashton doesent suit the show, charlie was the show

[Steven1992ization]

@3ku1 Thats your opinion, not true by any means

[3ku1]

this episode was one of the best ever, because it was two and a half men at its best, honest. I mean what summed it up for me was Evelyn I think she was like "Can we wrap this up I gotta a real birthday to go too" lol. Oh and the line from berta Alan six years ago you were a snimicky, smug son of a bitch, and here we are six years later, Thank You hahaha I have never laughed that hard watching a tv show. Ashton ws aight, but he always well be in charlies shadow.

[ackoli]

05:40

[perfiles11]

The combination Jon-Charlie is just the best!!!

[perfiles11]

Tinkerbell with tits!!!

[CoCoPARiS2602]

I really feel sorry for Alan. Poor guy

[MegaCritic23]

yo they made jake a fucking moron...but never the less this had me in stitches..berta is one halarious woman..

[ckyfan08]

i love how bertas joke at 5:45 pretty much cracks everyone up

[ckyfan08]

i love how bertas joke at 5:45 pretty much cracks everyone up

[lvll138inrs]

melissa is a hot slut. i would do her so bad if given the chance.

[morgan8757]

I love that receptionist of alans

[klickkev123]

Who?

[jordy885]

hint, if u want to talk to Jake make sure the TV is off

[LotrFC]

I love that episode!

[AlexRockify]

5:35 Surprise .. XD Charlie Sheen The Best Actor

[SugarRush59]

Hey Jake you wanna start!

naah i gotta make room for cake ! Haaha

[SugarRush59]

I Love Jake X

[juggalo4life141]

what laungage is this in?

[ZazzaKring]

@juggalo4life141 Swedish!!!

And I am from Sweden I know. :)

[WarriorXClaws]

me and jake have something in comman

we both forget our parents birthdays untill someone tells us XD

[mdsdroboy]

Jake seems like he was high the whole time.lol Making room for desert, not noticing his dad was gone and short term memory loss at the end. little stoner

[Stoneman180190]

Poor Alan

[MrsGaryBarlow4]

The dress of Melissa is absolutely awesome. :D

[Reeda1414]

the kid in the end totally cracked me up! omg....and charlie was like getting tensed tryna squeeze an answer out of him.histarical!........

[rahulbond3m]

berta was best

[retrobull50]

jajajajajaja alaaan hepres jajajaja

[Bloodline3393]

5:40 lmfao!!!

[akuorekelate]

5:34 haha!

[WorldPeace21]

How the hell does Alan keep gettinf hot girlfriends?

[puffyluvr]

@WorldPeace21 i think alan should've married melissa instead of candy

[ThomasH1888]

@WorldPeace21

beacuse its scripted

[SillyIrishPenguin]

I used to love Jake as a kid, and I don't now. He's just not funny anymore. And that's weird because I hate kids.

[3ku1]

@SillyIrishPenguin hes still funny, im glad they diddnt keep him as the cute kid, it was never about a cute kid. Now he is older, it brings more storylines and that keeps the show current and fresh, even tho charlies not in the show anymore.

[Nikola89Chupke]

damn the boy grow up . . . . . 

[jorgeemilioreyes]

you forgot the part where she says "I guess i could talk about his bed wetting"

[Lasfeld]

thanks for the memories! haha

[gothless]

i love kelly stables..

[landcommander1981]

@gothless me too. :D

[frankthetank789]

17 people bake cookies in a hollow tree

[TwilightLink37]

ill b 19 on the 30th :D

[snookerfan75]

a "födelsedagsfest" ?! What the hell ....?

[xCrimsonxLotusx]

@snookerfan75 that means birthday-party in swedish

[larastable]

@snookerfan75 That meen, birthdayparty :P

[born2groove422]

of course your brother didnt set the bar very high. luv evelyn

[MrSuperman547]

@moomootee u mispelled dumbass... dumbass

[ollieroks]

@MrSuperman547 did you know you misspelled misspelled?

[LtDrg35]

@ollieroks hahahahahahahahahahaahaha MAJOR EPIC FAIL!!!!!!!!

[milly1213]

aha jake his hilarious :)

[moomootee]

Jake is a dum ass

[emycasanova]

I laughed so loud!!!!

[biggsleezy]

Minus the fact that alan chats shit when flirting with women and he sometimes acts like a Weirdo, I think Alan is a good and misfortunate character

[puffyluvr]

jake's attention span = a milisecond......kinda sad

[parthrad26]

Charlie's epic...! RIP two n a half men

[ZcOrPiOxD]

This episode should be called BERTA'S TOAST instead of Alan's Birthday ^^

PS: They should've named him Herpes <- DAMM

I'M GONNA MISS CHARLIE SHEEN =(

[You3gs]

Melissa : Berta why don t you get the ball rolling ?

Berta: Sure , What The Hell ! xD

[aquatodabone]

i dont like berta but i like Evelyn especially when she is mad at chalie and alan

[elshedai9]

I find Mellisas mother sexy. Anybody else?

[LtDrg35]

@elshedai9 how old are u man! like 75?

[briagadaress]

RIP Two and a half men. :(

[Harperfreak]

XDDDDDDDD

visit two-and-a-half-men.eu for all episodes

[moniezzcalling]

I feel so bad for Alan

[GVMann1]

Lmao Jake is funny as hell, and Charlie's sarcasm is hilarious

[gornmaker]

"you want it to be fun, don't invite Alan" haha

[morgan8757]

melissa is so hot

[jtozuna]

is Alan's secretary Kristen Bell? help me out pls.

[07051966]

@jtozuna The actress that plays the receptionist is Kelly Stables.

[stammz]

charlie is the best because he's playing himself:)

[Coopers272]

Charlie is the best

[timmyenminoes]

malisa is very sweet for alan

[miladsafi12]

Berta's Toast lmfao

[jordy885]

@miladsafi12 I would have said the same thing

[needles1987]

Charlie's older than Alan

[DejaBlue95]

Thoughtless Butteipes lmfao

[gornmaker]

"Don't move....Don't blink"

[gornmaker]

"Don't move....Don't breathe"

[DejaBlue95]

Jake is kinda like me wit my dad....he's just another dude in da house

[xxhiscontrolxx]

god i hate allen lol hes so stupid

[alysonfan94]

poor allen :(

[queenshelley420]

i love that blonde curly haired chic..cant think of her name but she was on Taxi and Scrooged w/ bill murray...she is soooo freakin funny!

[UserIsAlreadyTaken]

is that Clint Eastwood at 4:48 :O

[miamidoli]

Surprise :D

Überraschung :D

[POPadopolous45]

Berta is amazing.

[Audimaro]

Jake has got to go. His character is basically a resemblance of 98% of today's Americans. Dumbass!

[Matt52493]

is jake stoned?

[markoshea95]

if u like tow and a half men then u will like this video,

search ``two and a half men best of alan``

[GoDxDeSiGNs]

"Alan, you're my little brother. And i know over the years i've tormented you, i've embarrassed you in public. I've tied you to street lights, car bumpers, the occasional angry animal. Oh, remember that 4th of July when i used your ass as a launch pad for my bottle rockets? Anyway, i guess what i'm trying to say it...thanks for the memories"

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO i love the writers, they come up with the best lines i've ever ever heard!

[GoDxDeSiGNs]

"You want to make it fun? Don't invite Alan"

"Berta said she had quit early, because she was going to some loser's birthday party"

"To celebrate this wonderful occasion" - "I thought it was Alan's birthday"

"When you first moved in, i didn't really care for you. You were a persnickety, self-righteous, smug son of a bitch. And here we are, 6 years later........Thank you"

[DJMIKE42]

melissa is the hotest lady that i have ever seen she is very beautiful i would love to meet her

[AzIzO71oo]

wanna beat jake up man hahaha

[bgainesDM]

Alan started it. lol

[Kpbln65]

that was soooo awsomme ! :D this series is in his englisch language very well, better than the shity german version

[SexyBackaNaHiPrInZe]

I want the part when Berta screams ''OH! MAKE IT STOP!!!''

[darece123z]

I rofl-ed at this episode hell a lot!!

[Stuart6660]

melissa is so cute

[morgan8757]

melissa is a real honey

[Jamaicanchocolate34]

Can I have your attention please.  I thank you all for coming to celebrate this wonderful occassion.

I thought it was Alan's birthday!

ROFLMAO

[duequesne]

From the sound of her voice, I'd guess she earns her living baking cookies in a hollow tree. LOL!

[316420STONECOLD]

alan gets great women: D despite Judith: |

[Mirzezz]

Melissa: i want to thank you all for coming to celebrate this wonderful occasion

Berda: i thought it was alans birthday

lol hahaha this is the best show ever:D

[flavius666666]

surprise :)) xD

[MrDaffyduck10]

last minute lol classic jake XD

[yoomgitsme]

if i had the chance. i would slap jake in the back of the head like a thousand time. lol

[zalem95]

hahaa LMAO !!! berta's coment OMG I crap my pants xD

[ZR019]

Thanks for the memories! lol

[boilercookie]

That kid's acting gets worse with every episode.

[MegaNextGen]

Jake is such an ASS-HOLE

[Jozusi]

Melissa: I wanna thank you all for coming to celebrate this wonderful occasion.

Berta: I thought it was Allan's birthday.

ROFL berta rules

[Serial234]

6:04

[luckynash24]

i thought it was alans birthday

[widmfan7]

This is one of the funniest scenes from Two and a Half men. I laughed so hard when Berta says: 'Zippy when i first met you you were a son of a bitch and here we are 6 years later, thank you' XD

[TrebinJenkis]

Jake is such an idiot

[GTSkylineGTR]

@TrebinJenkis yea i think hes too stupid.

[RomanCoronado]

@TrebinJenkis That character is the reason I could never watch this show.

[smurfettecutie]

Melissa's cute

[SGCRCT]

Berta is fucken funny as hell lmao

[krazyredhead08]

I love this show!

[HFonsi]

carry him for 7 and a half months!!! hahaha

[TimurDaFunk]

I want Kandi back

[Amrit1200]

wow that boy grown up

[SuperRotkohl]

omg what a surprise :)

[TheMileycyrus67]

melissas mum hat vollndie witzige stimme

[LastStrikePeaceman]

die war vor kurzem dran =)

hamma folge xDD

[750VANS]

doch die folge kam gestern :D

[Mrs912009Sarah]

it was the right thing of Alan to leave.His friends andfamily's comments are funny and sad at the same time

[750VANS]

die folge is bei und noch gar nicht gekommen

[boyghost47]

Remeber the fourth of july when i used ur @ss as a launch pad for bottle rockets.. CLASSIC CHARLIE

[cocomoloco]

The scene with the speeches at the birthday party is the funniest scene I've seen in a long time...

Especially Berta's speech is incredibly funny ;)

[mineohno]

Whos the old woman at the birthday party?

[wwwstephywww]

allan's girlfriends mom who's a pothead.lol.

[bumblebee872010]

Who!!!!!!!!

[codpwnarn]

tack så mycket med subs;)

[Fletzherdk]

5:32 uuuuh ouch :D