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  • it's funny because bananas are man made

  • I started slamming my head repeatedly against my bedpost. God designed the bangs to drown out these idiots.

  • Lmao!!!!!

  • or maybe monkeys ate alot of bananas and there hand EVOLVED to hold the banana perfectly and we EVOLVED from monkeys

    stop preaching yo fairytales.

  • Lol ....the pastors arguement bqckfired against him.its simple enough to know that monkeys eat bananas and were in perfect shape to eat one and the banana has perfect grip for it to be eaten.thats clearly evolution we made these hands to eat bananas better and faster

  • Don't monkeys eat bananas?hmm.

  • Little does he know that bananas only look like that because of generation of selective breeding. If you look at what a wild-type banana looks like, it's hardly even edible. He's too stupid to know it, but he's actually arguing on the side of evolution.

  • @Garuda1337 That's right, man! Bananas in their natural variety were 3 inches long, fat like a cigar, green and full of seeds! Humans have selectively bred bananas to suit them. God had nothing to do with it! Also breaking news: Zeus does NOT cause thunderbolts and Pélé doesn't cause volcanoes. I love science because not only does it efficiently find out the why's and wherefore's, it has invented the Internet to "school" the religious at an unheard-of speed!

  • I was an atheist......... I still am.

  • Colour coded? Green to early to eat? So everything green is too early to eat is it? That gets rid of most vegetables then! Bent towards the face to make it "So much easier" Why didn't almighty god bend carrots towards our faces? A tab to open the banana? Pity there isn't a tab on an orange, because that would also make that process so much easier. This guy should throw himself in that lake behind him, retarding the human race with his bulls**t.

  • A pineapple is spikey, try to peel that you dumb .... ! If you want to crack a coconut in a "natural" way, you have to do it with a rock ! Like a mokey ! And the butternutsquash? Was God making a joke the day he inventet that? Give us a real proof instead of that bull... !

  • What makes this awesome is that those yellow banana's were evolved using evolutionary theories integrated with horticulture. Wiki: Cavendish Banana

  • Never fail to laugh every time I see that clip. Talk about facepalm city. I bet Ray thought he was quite clever when he dreamt up the atheism destroying banana theory..... Kirk looks like he loves Ray's banana. Lurks got total rape eyes for Ray's banana. Get a room boys...

  • hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahaha these guys really are fucking idiots! awesome!

  • 1. that is not a natural banana, that is a banana created by evolution form a plantain, but they dont believe in evolution so go figure

    2. Plantains are a pain in the ass to get open, thats why no one buys them, they are very difficult to eat.

    3. If Bananas are gods way of saying “i love you”, are Coconuts gods way of saying “fuck you” ?

  • @amadeusdanger

    Plantains are easy to open if you let them get ripe. Unlike bananas, plantains are brown when they're ripe. And many people buy them. Love me some fried plantains with a bit of hot sauce. Many types of banana are actually ripe when they are spotted, not when they are yellow.

  • The modern banana was cultivated by men. Google "Musa balbisiana" to see what a wild banana looks like. It's small, hard to peel, bitter, full of pips, etc. Anyone who believes this crap about god making a perfect banana is being intentionally obtuse.

  • There's a joke in here about The Amazing Atheist making that video where he shoved a banana up his ass and poured coffee all over himself, but I'm not witty enough to make one.

  • thats how he talks kids into giving him oral. Not just mike seaver, boner too.

  • I just have to wonder why not everything is banana shaped

  • Holy fuck. Did I just lose two IQ points?

  • Following this logic, we can conclude that Satan created the pineapple.

  • wow

  • Its as if our hands evolved from some kind of banana eating animal

  • You're thanking god for a banana? Yep. You definitely descended from a monkey.

    > Proof evolution is legit, bro.

    Also banana's are easier to open from the other end. Just try it some time.

  • you just ruinned your life by exposing this thought

  • If god did design bananas for humans to hold ( he didn't because he doesn't exist) then why didnt he do the same design to any other fruit?

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  • He is eating the banana upside down, that is not a 'tab' at the top, it's a handle to hold it with. Watch any chimpanzee, it will peel the banana from the top taking the seed with it. This man does not have the brains of a chimpanzee.

  • penis

  • As a creationist, I find this hard to watch. I mean, of all the things-- a BANANA?!? Are they even trying any more? They must've done this as a prank.

  • lol 

  • this video should be titled "2 stupidest people on the face of earth"

  • Thumbs up if Derren Brown brought you here!

  • What's this "humans cultivated bananas"?? God obviously inspired us to cultivate bananas, which is why they are so well designed.

  • "Some thinkers have chosen to see this as the final and clinching proof of the non-existence of God. The argument goes something like this:

    "I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."

    "But," says Man, "The Banana is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED."

    "Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and vanishes in a puff of logic."

  • Does that mean the people who are allergic to bananas are condemned to hell?

  • .......retard..........

  • hehehe... you're sure as hell 1 great dumb-ass... even the god-squad gona turn on you.

    best laugh in ages... : )

  • Why do I get a boner when I watch this?

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  • Ray Comfort makes me very uncomfortable.....what a loon !

  • Stupidest thing I've heard all year

  • 0:35 All hail the soda can gods!!!

  • Looks like his partner is getting excited from his banana demonstration. Look at how he's blushing and hiding his crotch.

  • seriously if all non religious people gave 5 pound each we could pay for someone to fly to the moon and draw on it a god is a wanker in massive letters or something to piss these retards off

  • All widely cultivated bananas today descend from the two wild bananas Musa acuminata and Musa balbisiana. While the original wild bananas contained large seeds, diploid or polyploid cultivars (some being hybrids) with tiny seeds are preferred for human raw fruit consumption. These are propagated asexually from offshoots.

    Conclusion? These are not the product of God, but of Man. Thesis not proven.

  • @archolman EVERYONE READ ARCHOLMAN'S COMMENT CAREFULLY - he is correct.

  • One word: Coconuts.

  • @aJDfMDl Meaning who ever posted this thinks its funny some people are so stupid, but the guy believes every word he is saying!

    Or the monkeys we evolved from. Also any one heard of plantain a fruit that looks like a banana on the outside but is more like a potato on the inside.

  • @shaunburrows. We did not evolve from monkeys, we share a common ancestor with the the great apes & monkeys. Don't let your enthusiasm to slap these idiots down get in the way of the facts. Good hunting!

  • Ha, loving that people don't realise this is joke. Check the video category.

  • 361 people are going to hell if they don't change their mind.

  • if this was true, why wouldn't every fruit be shaped like that?

  • So thats why the banana fits so well in my rectum... praise be

  • This whole video reeks of DERP

  • Now if you study a well-made penis, you'll see that the penis and the hand are perfectly made one for the other. Notice how gracefully it sits in the human hand. Notice how it has a point at the top for ease of entry. It's just the right shape for the human mouth. Proof of god and proof that you should suck my dick! (note however that contents may squirt in your face)

  • @cartonmcmilk LOOOOOL! i'm dieing laughing

  • @cartonmcmilk lol holly shit I have stitches

  • @cartonmcmilk I literally LOLLED.

  • @cartonmcmilk HAHAHA Bravo!!! Nicely put

  • @cartonmcmilk I love it! Although my penis must not be well-made as it has no ridges :(

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  • Food: You can eat it. PRAISE GOD! I'M A BELIEVER! The banana doesn't spray all over your face.

  • Now do it with a pineapple!

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    Comedy

    Well I can't understand why :D

  • banana man and banoffee boy.

  • Right, ok I buy the banana theory* - now explain the duckbilled platipus!

    *No, of course I don't - do these people think we a thick or something?!

  • The banana is just a perfect example of humans 1-Up'ing "gods" work. He created a shittly little plaintain... we created the awsomeness of the banana :D

  • I find the Christians and Muslims the dumbest of them all. At least the Ancient Greeks and Hindus knew that the world and Universe was a vastly older place and not 6000 thousand years old.

  • I think I just lost IQ points watching this :(

  • holy fuck this is the dumbest fucking thing i have ever seen....hurr durr christians don't know that the bananas we eat now are taken down months before they are ripe and are left to ripen off the vine....any other way and the bananas are unedible....

  • The sad thing is this isn't a troll . Humans really are this fucking stupid.

  • Good grief kirk cameron and company are incredibly stupid. If what they're saying is true and that the banana was designed for human consumption, then it should be the ONLY edible fruit on the planet.

    They target the banana (which was cultivated by man and not found naturally in nature) but ignore ALL the other fruits that simply do not fit our hands perfectly.

    *facepalm*

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  • If a banana is an atheist nightmare.

    Then this is an theist NIGHTMARE: link:

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    Ray Comfort will have trouble to show where does this passion fruit fits inside him.

    lol

  • That background is fake! These guys are full of shit!

  • The banana. It fits perfectly in ones anus. And if your hungry, you can just peel the skin! So it doesn't taste like shit.

  • @MrXenetics dude i lol'd so hard in my computer lab, everone looked at me, but then i showed them this video and comment, and they lol'd as well. Cheers!

  • @teazalamode Haha, glad I could help bud!

  • gay people like bananas. So it's that what god wants us to do? :p

  • notice how the banana fits perfectly in a monkey's hand

  • @witz85 Yes, but note also how the monkey had to develop opposable thumbs in order for the banana to fit perfectly.

  • this banana isn't what nature created, btw. man created that banana. ;p

  • bananas are also perfectly designed for breaking my grannies hip when she slips on one :)

  • Damn!

    We got caught Atheists, foiled by a Banana.

  • god must have been pissed at adam and eve when he made coconuts . wait, that's even more "proof"!!! god was mad so he made something hard to open and that gives you the shits when you eat it. go god go. I guess christians can only eat bananas and coconuts are for atheists.

  • red nek muthr fukrs

  • So....if God didn't place a "tab" at the top, bananas would shoot loads in our faces?

    The sexual innuendo is so thick, you could fuck it with a penis.

  • LOL OMG. its not like the banana could evolve like that, because since apes spread the seed by eating the banana, therefore bananas that are easier to eat will spread better, and therefore be more likely to survive. of course not!

  • That means, that the banana is GOD!!

  • @ajohnynune0123456789 Ray worships the goddess Chiquita of the Banana ^_^

  • @PinkProgram Nice one

  • "point at the top for easy entry ... just the right shape for the human mouth... chewy, easy to digest"

    someone photoshop a penis in his hand... NOW!

  • What a dick.

  • the fact that the modern banana is man-made, only in existence for about a hundred fifty years. they're probably still right, tho, i'm sure.

  • The banana and the hand are perfectly made one for the other? Surely bananas would be better to hold if they had grooves like joysticks?

  • You do know that humans made bananas. not "God". Is this a satire

  • @ThisIsNarnia1 Sadly, it was not intended to be satire. It is however, hilarious. Once it was pointed out to Ray Comfort that his theory is based in a HUGE lack of research on his part, he retracted his statement. Thankfully, Youtube allows us to always remember the idiocy of others. :)

  • Christian: God created the world

    Muslim: Actually it was Allah

    Hindu: Actually I think you'll find that it was Braman, Brama, Vishnu, Shiva etc

    This is where it gets confusing. I'm an athiest but if there is a creator it could be any of those guys. Why does everyone see a different god? Hindus see awesome psychedelic creatures with 6 arms, christians see an old man with a beard etc. It could all be an example of plagarism.

  • I knew he was a porn star

  • I heard about this but never actually new it was so ridiculous...

  • You didn't put that up Kirk's behind when the video stopped rolling did you?

  • well I don't remember bananas being mentioned in the bible... I do remember an apple though so my point is... apples are not bent towards the face in fact they are round which makes it hard for us as humans to grip them with our teeth. so does that make an apple a spawn of satan? no of course it doesn't. fruit cannot be used as a basis in how to form a logical argument for creationism. FRUIT CANNOT CHOOSE A SIDE IN THIS MATTER!

  • @05hipkinja ,LOL, best comment

  • @19caribou61 why thank you, i do try :D

  • God-made-bananas and Ray-made-nuts? When did preaches become entertainment show?

  • I have one word for you Coconuts. Like the Crocoduck Bananas are man made, Ray is a demented idiot of the first order.

  • I prefer pineapples over bananas, <3 u satan.

  • Guess where else that banana fits ...

  • THIS IS PROOF THAT GOD DOESN'T EXIST

    there exist many people who DON'T like bananas... what kind of cruel sadistic god would make such a beautiful creation only to blind peoples eyes to its sheer brilliance

  • If the genetically engineered banana is a proof of God, than the pineapple is proof of no God.

  • LOL, HE MADE IT WITH A NON SLIP GRIP, GOD IS AN INDUSTRIAL GENIUS BROS HE THOUGHT AHEAD JUST SO WE COULD FIT THE PERFECTLY CYLINDRICAL DICK BANANA IN OUR MOUTHS EASILY

  • this is hilarious! all the proof I ever needed to believe in creationism ^_^ LOL

  • What about pineapples?

  • He just described a dick

  • @rose919191 Ha ha ha............! Yes, and he proved he has a dickhead to think with.

    He could be qualified as one of the most stupid person on the face of the earth!?

  • Nobody tell him that we genetically modified bananas... they are this way because HUMANS made them this way

  • If this is man is serious, this is probably the best anti theist video I've ever seen! It just prooves how stupid they are!

  • I love this man. But why is he still doing what he's doing after all this?!

  • omg- these delusionists are as dumb as dirt. there are plenty of things that fit n our hands and mouths, but not everyone likes the taste. this vid blows. showing a miracle wouldve been better.

  • Dude...Guess what else is curved towards your face...

  • HAHAHHAHAAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA :D ... is this serious?

  • Friggin hilarious ! He should be at Carnegie Hall !

  • Microsoft is full of religious assholes.

    'christianity' and 'christians' must begin with a capital,

    'atheism' and 'atheists' don't begin with a capital.

    Satan isn't in the Microsoft dictionary. (in old versions of Windows)

  • if you get your hand ready to pick a banana you can because your 15 feet tall, just like the tree, or if you aren't tall enough you can fly with your wings and easily pluck it from the tree. See how smart God is.

  • Is any body stupid enough to think Comfort has a real argument ??? Only a creatard would.

  • "Behold the atheists nightmare"? No, behold the christians biodegradable dildo.

    I believe bacon-cheeseburgers were intelligently designed.

  • BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! the only people this asshole can pursuade are people with IQ below 100.

  • YOU just proved evolution you cock

  • he can stick that banana up his ass

  • The atheists nightmare? wow. Your video is so empirical. Grooves, nonslip, tab, ripe color indicator. It seems that god spent all his energy making one perfect fruit! What about all the other fruits that are so clumsy to eat, pineapples, ouch! Coconuts, good luck. Your video, your fruit and your words are so lacking out of touch.

  • Let's say for the sake of arguement that man did not have any hand in the banana's creation.

    So what does this video tell us? If he is trying to tell us that the convenience of the banana's ergonomics is proof it was "created" by intelligent design, then what does that tell us of other fruits? Off the top of my head I can't think of any other fruits made with pull tabs and not every fruit fits in the hand so easily. How about the coconut, or the watermellon? Did Adam and Eve even have tools?

  • But why does it rot so quickly?

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  • Even though bananas have been modified to help humans lets assume that it was not then what about... Coconauts, pineapples, and then those fucking stone fruits.

  • This is a joke right?

  • I wonder if he knows that bananas are domesticated and wild bananas look nothing like that...

  • just the right shape of the human mouth?

    Are we not getting a little oral?

    !now I know where do you get your inspiration!

  • Since the banana Ray's holding is designed by nature to be easily shoved up an ass, is this in reality... Kirk's nightmare??

  • it also is the perfect shape to shove right up your loser arse :D

  • I really dislike these guys. And the are My supposed children.

    God

  • Ray is more stupid that a monkey. Fellow monkeys wouldn't think sth like that. VID=proof that monkeys are way smarter than Ray

  • Why didn't he mention that the banana in his hand is a hybrid species that was created by a farmer less than one hundred years ago? Or that bananas were first made popular in Islamic countries?

  • How does this guy even function with an IQ so low? Bananas? Seriously?!

  • lol its funny cause without evolution, that banana in his hand would be a wild banana that is completely different.

  • Shape, colour, size - this banana looks the way it does because it's basically man-made. This guy fails biology forever.

  • Bananas such as the one he is holding are genetic freaks, incapable of self-propagation (no seeds). Natural banana species are generally inedible.

  • the only reason the banana is shaped the way it is is because of thousands of years of cultivation by man who have changed the shape of bananas to be desired by humans for consumption. if you see a truly wild banana it looks nothing like what he's showing. 

  • @stsm11 so the banana is actually proof of evolution and not creation...lol

  • Pineapples are from hell.

  • i feel bad for him . I really feel bad for him.

  • it still blows my mind that this isnt satire

    how can this be serious

    what the fuck

  • peeling a coconut is even easier!

  • it's much easier to open bananas from the other end.

  • My atheist nightmare is that people actually believe this nonsense.

  • Then why doesn't all of our food look like a banana? Why can't we peel a cow like a banana? A watermelon? A deer? Prickly pear? You can actually eat a cactus too, but you wouldn't want to grab onto one and peel it...

  • Well god could have made the banana so that man could shove it up his ass. Or is that a "Sin" if it is well then he should have made it to fit ONLY in your mouth.

    Or he made it so that we CAN shove it up our ass and it just so happens to be edible.

  • SHOVE THAT BANANA UP UR ASS BRAH!

  • The banana he is holding is the result of genetic modification via selective breeding by humans over thousands of years. Wild bananas are full of inedible seeds and are round/misshapen.

  • My turds are shaped just right for your mouth too. How about you gnaw on them for a bit Kirk and Ray. Fuck your lives and the leather bound comic books you road in on.

  • Ease of entry...FTW

  • genious guy: Seriously kurt the whole of creation testifies to the genius of god's creative theory

    kurt: ohhh stfu

  • The dumb fuck is opening the banana from the wrong end.

  • If god designed the banana, there is no way he is against oral sex and homosexcuality. PARADOX

  • that's not natures way to open a banana

  • This is just the opposite, the banana proves that humans were monkeys

  • Cool! This is also proof that Satan created pineapples. I knew it!

  • @Plopkap

    bwahahahahhahahahahhahahahah! That was the funniest shit i have ever read on the internet!

  • Wait, so are we supposed to pray to the banana? O Lord of thy fruit bowl please smite those grapes for they have sinned.

  • He says "Well made banana"

    "God" doesn't make, he creates.

    Humans make things...and most modern bananas have been made by humans. Natural banans don't have the traits of this "well made banana."

  • The man is an joke. I am so ashamed to be a Kiwi.

  • @MrPitini I'm surprised you weren't ashamed to be a Kiwi anyway.

  • Lmao this proves that we used to be monkeys XD (evolution)

    And I bet that is a Chiquita banana without the sticker, not a god banana.

  • OMFG... is this dude for real?

    it's some sort of a joke, isnt it?

  • the best