Lol ....the pastors arguement bqckfired against him.its simple enough to know that monkeys eat bananas and were in perfect shape to eat one and the banana has perfect grip for it to be eaten.thats clearly evolution we made these hands to eat bananas better and faster
Little does he know that bananas only look like that because of generation of selective breeding. If you look at what a wild-type banana looks like, it's hardly even edible. He's too stupid to know it, but he's actually arguing on the side of evolution.
@Garuda1337 That's right, man! Bananas in their natural variety were 3 inches long, fat like a cigar, green and full of seeds! Humans have selectively bred bananas to suit them. God had nothing to do with it! Also breaking news: Zeus does NOT cause thunderbolts and Pélé doesn't cause volcanoes. I love science because not only does it efficiently find out the why's and wherefore's, it has invented the Internet to "school" the religious at an unheard-of speed!
Colour coded? Green to early to eat? So everything green is too early to eat is it? That gets rid of most vegetables then! Bent towards the face to make it "So much easier" Why didn't almighty god bend carrots towards our faces? A tab to open the banana? Pity there isn't a tab on an orange, because that would also make that process so much easier. This guy should throw himself in that lake behind him, retarding the human race with his bulls**t.
A pineapple is spikey, try to peel that you dumb .... ! If you want to crack a coconut in a "natural" way, you have to do it with a rock ! Like a mokey ! And the butternutsquash? Was God making a joke the day he inventet that? Give us a real proof instead of that bull... !
Never fail to laugh every time I see that clip. Talk about facepalm city. I bet Ray thought he was quite clever when he dreamt up the atheism destroying banana theory..... Kirk looks like he loves Ray's banana. Lurks got total rape eyes for Ray's banana. Get a room boys...
Plantains are easy to open if you let them get ripe. Unlike bananas, plantains are brown when they're ripe. And many people buy them. Love me some fried plantains with a bit of hot sauce. Many types of banana are actually ripe when they are spotted, not when they are yellow.
The modern banana was cultivated by men. Google "Musa balbisiana" to see what a wild banana looks like. It's small, hard to peel, bitter, full of pips, etc. Anyone who believes this crap about god making a perfect banana is being intentionally obtuse.
There's a joke in here about The Amazing Atheist making that video where he shoved a banana up his ass and poured coffee all over himself, but I'm not witty enough to make one.
He is eating the banana upside down, that is not a 'tab' at the top, it's a handle to hold it with. Watch any chimpanzee, it will peel the banana from the top taking the seed with it. This man does not have the brains of a chimpanzee.
As a creationist, I find this hard to watch. I mean, of all the things-- a BANANA?!? Are they even trying any more? They must've done this as a prank.
"Some thinkers have chosen to see this as the final and clinching proof of the non-existence of God. The argument goes something like this:
"I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."
"But," says Man, "The Banana is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED."
"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and vanishes in a puff of logic."
seriously if all non religious people gave 5 pound each we could pay for someone to fly to the moon and draw on it a god is a wanker in massive letters or something to piss these retards off
All widely cultivated bananas today descend from the two wild bananas Musa acuminata and Musa balbisiana. While the original wild bananas contained large seeds, diploid or polyploid cultivars (some being hybrids) with tiny seeds are preferred for human raw fruit consumption. These are propagated asexually from offshoots.
Conclusion? These are not the product of God, but of Man. Thesis not proven.
@aJDfMDl Meaning who ever posted this thinks its funny some people are so stupid, but the guy believes every word he is saying!
Or the monkeys we evolved from. Also any one heard of plantain a fruit that looks like a banana on the outside but is more like a potato on the inside.
@shaunburrows. We did not evolve from monkeys, we share a common ancestor with the the great apes & monkeys. Don't let your enthusiasm to slap these idiots down get in the way of the facts. Good hunting!
Now if you study a well-made penis, you'll see that the penis and the hand are perfectly made one for the other. Notice how gracefully it sits in the human hand. Notice how it has a point at the top for ease of entry. It's just the right shape for the human mouth. Proof of god and proof that you should suck my dick! (note however that contents may squirt in your face)
The banana is just a perfect example of humans 1-Up'ing "gods" work. He created a shittly little plaintain... we created the awsomeness of the banana :D
I find the Christians and Muslims the dumbest of them all. At least the Ancient Greeks and Hindus knew that the world and Universe was a vastly older place and not 6000 thousand years old.
holy fuck this is the dumbest fucking thing i have ever seen....hurr durr christians don't know that the bananas we eat now are taken down months before they are ripe and are left to ripen off the vine....any other way and the bananas are unedible....
Good grief kirk cameron and company are incredibly stupid. If what they're saying is true and that the banana was designed for human consumption, then it should be the ONLY edible fruit on the planet.
They target the banana (which was cultivated by man and not found naturally in nature) but ignore ALL the other fruits that simply do not fit our hands perfectly.
@MrXenetics dude i lol'd so hard in my computer lab, everone looked at me, but then i showed them this video and comment, and they lol'd as well. Cheers!
god must have been pissed at adam and eve when he made coconuts . wait, that's even more "proof"!!! god was mad so he made something hard to open and that gives you the shits when you eat it. go god go. I guess christians can only eat bananas and coconuts are for atheists.
LOL OMG. its not like the banana could evolve like that, because since apes spread the seed by eating the banana, therefore bananas that are easier to eat will spread better, and therefore be more likely to survive. of course not!
@ThisIsNarnia1 Sadly, it was not intended to be satire. It is however, hilarious. Once it was pointed out to Ray Comfort that his theory is based in a HUGE lack of research on his part, he retracted his statement. Thankfully, Youtube allows us to always remember the idiocy of others. :)
Hindu: Actually I think you'll find that it was Braman, Brama, Vishnu, Shiva etc
This is where it gets confusing. I'm an athiest but if there is a creator it could be any of those guys. Why does everyone see a different god? Hindus see awesome psychedelic creatures with 6 arms, christians see an old man with a beard etc. It could all be an example of plagarism.
well I don't remember bananas being mentioned in the bible... I do remember an apple though so my point is... apples are not bent towards the face in fact they are round which makes it hard for us as humans to grip them with our teeth. so does that make an apple a spawn of satan? no of course it doesn't. fruit cannot be used as a basis in how to form a logical argument for creationism. FRUIT CANNOT CHOOSE A SIDE IN THIS MATTER!
there exist many people who DON'T like bananas... what kind of cruel sadistic god would make such a beautiful creation only to blind peoples eyes to its sheer brilliance
LOL, HE MADE IT WITH A NON SLIP GRIP, GOD IS AN INDUSTRIAL GENIUS BROS HE THOUGHT AHEAD JUST SO WE COULD FIT THE PERFECTLY CYLINDRICAL DICK BANANA IN OUR MOUTHS EASILY
omg- these delusionists are as dumb as dirt. there are plenty of things that fit n our hands and mouths, but not everyone likes the taste. this vid blows. showing a miracle wouldve been better.
if you get your hand ready to pick a banana you can because your 15 feet tall, just like the tree, or if you aren't tall enough you can fly with your wings and easily pluck it from the tree. See how smart God is.
The atheists nightmare? wow. Your video is so empirical. Grooves, nonslip, tab, ripe color indicator. It seems that god spent all his energy making one perfect fruit! What about all the other fruits that are so clumsy to eat, pineapples, ouch! Coconuts, good luck. Your video, your fruit and your words are so lacking out of touch.
Let's say for the sake of arguement that man did not have any hand in the banana's creation.
So what does this video tell us? If he is trying to tell us that the convenience of the banana's ergonomics is proof it was "created" by intelligent design, then what does that tell us of other fruits? Off the top of my head I can't think of any other fruits made with pull tabs and not every fruit fits in the hand so easily. How about the coconut, or the watermellon? Did Adam and Eve even have tools?
Even though bananas have been modified to help humans lets assume that it was not then what about... Coconauts, pineapples, and then those fucking stone fruits.
Why didn't he mention that the banana in his hand is a hybrid species that was created by a farmer less than one hundred years ago? Or that bananas were first made popular in Islamic countries?
the only reason the banana is shaped the way it is is because of thousands of years of cultivation by man who have changed the shape of bananas to be desired by humans for consumption. if you see a truly wild banana it looks nothing like what he's showing.
Then why doesn't all of our food look like a banana? Why can't we peel a cow like a banana? A watermelon? A deer? Prickly pear? You can actually eat a cactus too, but you wouldn't want to grab onto one and peel it...
Well god could have made the banana so that man could shove it up his ass. Or is that a "Sin" if it is well then he should have made it to fit ONLY in your mouth.
Or he made it so that we CAN shove it up our ass and it just so happens to be edible.
The banana he is holding is the result of genetic modification via selective breeding by humans over thousands of years. Wild bananas are full of inedible seeds and are round/misshapen.
My turds are shaped just right for your mouth too. How about you gnaw on them for a bit Kirk and Ray. Fuck your lives and the leather bound comic books you road in on.
it's funny because bananas are man made
kaneangel2012 1 week ago
I started slamming my head repeatedly against my bedpost. God designed the bangs to drown out these idiots.
GARGANTUANMASKEDFISH 1 week ago
Lmao!!!!!
INMATE2468 2 weeks ago
or maybe monkeys ate alot of bananas and there hand EVOLVED to hold the banana perfectly and we EVOLVED from monkeys
stop preaching yo fairytales.
TheLittlerBin 4 weeks ago
Lol ....the pastors arguement bqckfired against him.its simple enough to know that monkeys eat bananas and were in perfect shape to eat one and the banana has perfect grip for it to be eaten.thats clearly evolution we made these hands to eat bananas better and faster
diekidman 4 weeks ago
Don't monkeys eat bananas?hmm.
riskitonme 4 weeks ago
Little does he know that bananas only look like that because of generation of selective breeding. If you look at what a wild-type banana looks like, it's hardly even edible. He's too stupid to know it, but he's actually arguing on the side of evolution.
Garuda1337 1 month ago
@Garuda1337 That's right, man! Bananas in their natural variety were 3 inches long, fat like a cigar, green and full of seeds! Humans have selectively bred bananas to suit them. God had nothing to do with it! Also breaking news: Zeus does NOT cause thunderbolts and Pélé doesn't cause volcanoes. I love science because not only does it efficiently find out the why's and wherefore's, it has invented the Internet to "school" the religious at an unheard-of speed!
Dracopol 3 weeks ago
I was an atheist......... I still am.
AtomicFuse1 1 month ago
Colour coded? Green to early to eat? So everything green is too early to eat is it? That gets rid of most vegetables then! Bent towards the face to make it "So much easier" Why didn't almighty god bend carrots towards our faces? A tab to open the banana? Pity there isn't a tab on an orange, because that would also make that process so much easier. This guy should throw himself in that lake behind him, retarding the human race with his bulls**t.
FooCork20 1 month ago
A pineapple is spikey, try to peel that you dumb .... ! If you want to crack a coconut in a "natural" way, you have to do it with a rock ! Like a mokey ! And the butternutsquash? Was God making a joke the day he inventet that? Give us a real proof instead of that bull... !
ChrissyCroft 1 month ago
What makes this awesome is that those yellow banana's were evolved using evolutionary theories integrated with horticulture. Wiki: Cavendish Banana
mttellek 1 month ago
Never fail to laugh every time I see that clip. Talk about facepalm city. I bet Ray thought he was quite clever when he dreamt up the atheism destroying banana theory..... Kirk looks like he loves Ray's banana. Lurks got total rape eyes for Ray's banana. Get a room boys...
GalaxyShift 1 month ago
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha these guys really are fucking idiots! awesome!
TobeUK 2 months ago
1. that is not a natural banana, that is a banana created by evolution form a plantain, but they dont believe in evolution so go figure
2. Plantains are a pain in the ass to get open, thats why no one buys them, they are very difficult to eat.
3. If Bananas are gods way of saying “i love you”, are Coconuts gods way of saying “fuck you” ?
amadeusdanger 2 months ago 4
@amadeusdanger
Plantains are easy to open if you let them get ripe. Unlike bananas, plantains are brown when they're ripe. And many people buy them. Love me some fried plantains with a bit of hot sauce. Many types of banana are actually ripe when they are spotted, not when they are yellow.
peepslostsheep 1 month ago
The modern banana was cultivated by men. Google "Musa balbisiana" to see what a wild banana looks like. It's small, hard to peel, bitter, full of pips, etc. Anyone who believes this crap about god making a perfect banana is being intentionally obtuse.
thesolo 2 months ago
There's a joke in here about The Amazing Atheist making that video where he shoved a banana up his ass and poured coffee all over himself, but I'm not witty enough to make one.
CenturionRyan 2 months ago
thats how he talks kids into giving him oral. Not just mike seaver, boner too.
deathkillmode 3 months ago
I just have to wonder why not everything is banana shaped
Darshkfletcher 3 months ago 2
Holy fuck. Did I just lose two IQ points?
dirtbones 3 months ago
Following this logic, we can conclude that Satan created the pineapple.
wubble 3 months ago 6
wow
MrGandax 3 months ago
Its as if our hands evolved from some kind of banana eating animal
legaliseall 3 months ago 13
You're thanking god for a banana? Yep. You definitely descended from a monkey.
> Proof evolution is legit, bro.
Also banana's are easier to open from the other end. Just try it some time.
SethWhiteFox 3 months ago
you just ruinned your life by exposing this thought
miguelmessias1994 3 months ago
If god did design bananas for humans to hold ( he didn't because he doesn't exist) then why didnt he do the same design to any other fruit?
eddy89ize 3 months ago
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eddy89ize 3 months ago
He is eating the banana upside down, that is not a 'tab' at the top, it's a handle to hold it with. Watch any chimpanzee, it will peel the banana from the top taking the seed with it. This man does not have the brains of a chimpanzee.
pcso4464 3 months ago
penis
orangeluva56 4 months ago
As a creationist, I find this hard to watch. I mean, of all the things-- a BANANA?!? Are they even trying any more? They must've done this as a prank.
stfuplz13 4 months ago
lol
kamilianawow 4 months ago
this video should be titled "2 stupidest people on the face of earth"
boscoblack 4 months ago 2
Thumbs up if Derren Brown brought you here!
cchhaarrlliiie 5 months ago
What's this "humans cultivated bananas"?? God obviously inspired us to cultivate bananas, which is why they are so well designed.
Xinfinitude 5 months ago
"Some thinkers have chosen to see this as the final and clinching proof of the non-existence of God. The argument goes something like this:
"I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."
"But," says Man, "The Banana is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED."
"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and vanishes in a puff of logic."
thespacecream 5 months ago 3
Does that mean the people who are allergic to bananas are condemned to hell?
ca1cifer 5 months ago
.......retard..........
x37v1990 6 months ago
hehehe... you're sure as hell 1 great dumb-ass... even the god-squad gona turn on you.
best laugh in ages... : )
Rasputin63xxx 6 months ago
Why do I get a boner when I watch this?
iamevolved 6 months ago
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mollymu1 6 months ago
Ray Comfort makes me very uncomfortable.....what a loon !
ViVA1981Glasgow 6 months ago
Stupidest thing I've heard all year
RandomYetEpic 6 months ago
0:35 All hail the soda can gods!!!
treesilverback 7 months ago
Looks like his partner is getting excited from his banana demonstration. Look at how he's blushing and hiding his crotch.
bworiginal 7 months ago
seriously if all non religious people gave 5 pound each we could pay for someone to fly to the moon and draw on it a god is a wanker in massive letters or something to piss these retards off
wiganlatics1000 7 months ago 3
All widely cultivated bananas today descend from the two wild bananas Musa acuminata and Musa balbisiana. While the original wild bananas contained large seeds, diploid or polyploid cultivars (some being hybrids) with tiny seeds are preferred for human raw fruit consumption. These are propagated asexually from offshoots.
Conclusion? These are not the product of God, but of Man. Thesis not proven.
archolman 7 months ago 7
@archolman EVERYONE READ ARCHOLMAN'S COMMENT CAREFULLY - he is correct.
chilledkirby 7 months ago
One word: Coconuts.
Dethenger 8 months ago 3
@aJDfMDl Meaning who ever posted this thinks its funny some people are so stupid, but the guy believes every word he is saying!
Or the monkeys we evolved from. Also any one heard of plantain a fruit that looks like a banana on the outside but is more like a potato on the inside.
shaunburrows 8 months ago
@shaunburrows. We did not evolve from monkeys, we share a common ancestor with the the great apes & monkeys. Don't let your enthusiasm to slap these idiots down get in the way of the facts. Good hunting!
archolman 7 months ago
Ha, loving that people don't realise this is joke. Check the video category.
aJDfMDl 8 months ago
361 people are going to hell if they don't change their mind.
MONOPOLY35 8 months ago
if this was true, why wouldn't every fruit be shaped like that?
Periphery830 8 months ago
So thats why the banana fits so well in my rectum... praise be
sdingle100 8 months ago 7
This whole video reeks of DERP
operationmiller 9 months ago
Now if you study a well-made penis, you'll see that the penis and the hand are perfectly made one for the other. Notice how gracefully it sits in the human hand. Notice how it has a point at the top for ease of entry. It's just the right shape for the human mouth. Proof of god and proof that you should suck my dick! (note however that contents may squirt in your face)
cartonmcmilk 9 months ago 124
@cartonmcmilk LOOOOOL! i'm dieing laughing
Uberboy07 6 months ago
@cartonmcmilk lol holly shit I have stitches
SuperKevinheart 6 months ago
@cartonmcmilk I literally LOLLED.
charlesandhisworld 3 months ago
@cartonmcmilk HAHAHA Bravo!!! Nicely put
mcamarata 1 week ago
@cartonmcmilk I love it! Although my penis must not be well-made as it has no ridges :(
zeronamagem 4 days ago
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cartonmcmilk 9 months ago
Food: You can eat it. PRAISE GOD! I'M A BELIEVER! The banana doesn't spray all over your face.
Cdubzhappy 9 months ago
Now do it with a pineapple!
germainpameau 9 months ago 60
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Well I can't understand why :D
iPlayWithPhysics 9 months ago
banana man and banoffee boy.
NWOshill 9 months ago
Right, ok I buy the banana theory* - now explain the duckbilled platipus!
*No, of course I don't - do these people think we a thick or something?!
fishcakekev 9 months ago
The banana is just a perfect example of humans 1-Up'ing "gods" work. He created a shittly little plaintain... we created the awsomeness of the banana :D
brappoww 9 months ago 4
I find the Christians and Muslims the dumbest of them all. At least the Ancient Greeks and Hindus knew that the world and Universe was a vastly older place and not 6000 thousand years old.
statickk14 10 months ago 4
I think I just lost IQ points watching this :(
southernraven1969 10 months ago
holy fuck this is the dumbest fucking thing i have ever seen....hurr durr christians don't know that the bananas we eat now are taken down months before they are ripe and are left to ripen off the vine....any other way and the bananas are unedible....
LukeLegere 10 months ago
The sad thing is this isn't a troll . Humans really are this fucking stupid.
Ditrix 10 months ago
Good grief kirk cameron and company are incredibly stupid. If what they're saying is true and that the banana was designed for human consumption, then it should be the ONLY edible fruit on the planet.
They target the banana (which was cultivated by man and not found naturally in nature) but ignore ALL the other fruits that simply do not fit our hands perfectly.
*facepalm*
BastEternal 10 months ago
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hey ray, my dick fits in your mouth. i think that means its intelligently designed for you to blow me.
GhettoBlaster100 10 months ago
Missing link in my last comment. A working one is:
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gilbertodpaiva 10 months ago
If a banana is an atheist nightmare.
Then this is an theist NIGHTMARE: link:
s.glbimg.com/jo/g1/f/original/2011/03/03/maracujadona620x465.jpg
Ray Comfort will have trouble to show where does this passion fruit fits inside him.
lol
gilbertodpaiva 10 months ago
That background is fake! These guys are full of shit!
kateragas 11 months ago
The banana. It fits perfectly in ones anus. And if your hungry, you can just peel the skin! So it doesn't taste like shit.
MrXenetics 11 months ago 2
@MrXenetics dude i lol'd so hard in my computer lab, everone looked at me, but then i showed them this video and comment, and they lol'd as well. Cheers!
teazalamode 11 months ago
@teazalamode Haha, glad I could help bud!
MrXenetics 11 months ago
gay people like bananas. So it's that what god wants us to do? :p
JCLlobet16 11 months ago
notice how the banana fits perfectly in a monkey's hand
witz85 11 months ago
@witz85 Yes, but note also how the monkey had to develop opposable thumbs in order for the banana to fit perfectly.
rgainsburg 10 months ago
this banana isn't what nature created, btw. man created that banana. ;p
crunkkitkat 11 months ago
bananas are also perfectly designed for breaking my grannies hip when she slips on one :)
thatsnotwhatiasked 11 months ago
Damn!
We got caught Atheists, foiled by a Banana.
ZedBazinga 11 months ago
god must have been pissed at adam and eve when he made coconuts . wait, that's even more "proof"!!! god was mad so he made something hard to open and that gives you the shits when you eat it. go god go. I guess christians can only eat bananas and coconuts are for atheists.
causinchaos22 1 year ago
red nek muthr fukrs
MrBanana8008 1 year ago
So....if God didn't place a "tab" at the top, bananas would shoot loads in our faces?
The sexual innuendo is so thick, you could fuck it with a penis.
imperator332 1 year ago 4
LOL OMG. its not like the banana could evolve like that, because since apes spread the seed by eating the banana, therefore bananas that are easier to eat will spread better, and therefore be more likely to survive. of course not!
TheBoomTube 1 year ago
That means, that the banana is GOD!!
ajohnynune0123456789 1 year ago
@ajohnynune0123456789 Ray worships the goddess Chiquita of the Banana ^_^
PinkProgram 11 months ago
@PinkProgram Nice one
ajohnynune0123456789 11 months ago
"point at the top for easy entry ... just the right shape for the human mouth... chewy, easy to digest"
someone photoshop a penis in his hand... NOW!
beccs325 1 year ago 4
What a dick.
marlboroman1985 1 year ago
the fact that the modern banana is man-made, only in existence for about a hundred fifty years. they're probably still right, tho, i'm sure.
puredoubt 1 year ago
The banana and the hand are perfectly made one for the other? Surely bananas would be better to hold if they had grooves like joysticks?
GummoNZ 1 year ago
You do know that humans made bananas. not "God". Is this a satire
ThisIsNarnia1 1 year ago
@ThisIsNarnia1 Sadly, it was not intended to be satire. It is however, hilarious. Once it was pointed out to Ray Comfort that his theory is based in a HUGE lack of research on his part, he retracted his statement. Thankfully, Youtube allows us to always remember the idiocy of others. :)
kateragas 11 months ago
Christian: God created the world
Muslim: Actually it was Allah
Hindu: Actually I think you'll find that it was Braman, Brama, Vishnu, Shiva etc
This is where it gets confusing. I'm an athiest but if there is a creator it could be any of those guys. Why does everyone see a different god? Hindus see awesome psychedelic creatures with 6 arms, christians see an old man with a beard etc. It could all be an example of plagarism.
Django5198 1 year ago
I knew he was a porn star
AL00ZER 1 year ago 2
I heard about this but never actually new it was so ridiculous...
ymiappf 1 year ago
You didn't put that up Kirk's behind when the video stopped rolling did you?
streetography 1 year ago
well I don't remember bananas being mentioned in the bible... I do remember an apple though so my point is... apples are not bent towards the face in fact they are round which makes it hard for us as humans to grip them with our teeth. so does that make an apple a spawn of satan? no of course it doesn't. fruit cannot be used as a basis in how to form a logical argument for creationism. FRUIT CANNOT CHOOSE A SIDE IN THIS MATTER!
05hipkinja 1 year ago 3
@05hipkinja ,LOL, best comment
19caribou61 1 year ago
@19caribou61 why thank you, i do try :D
05hipkinja 1 year ago
God-made-bananas and Ray-made-nuts? When did preaches become entertainment show?
no181c 1 year ago
I have one word for you Coconuts. Like the Crocoduck Bananas are man made, Ray is a demented idiot of the first order.
TheTomtompiper 1 year ago
I prefer pineapples over bananas, <3 u satan.
remco138 1 year ago
Guess where else that banana fits ...
MaitreyaRocket 1 year ago
THIS IS PROOF THAT GOD DOESN'T EXIST
there exist many people who DON'T like bananas... what kind of cruel sadistic god would make such a beautiful creation only to blind peoples eyes to its sheer brilliance
Ihatemyusernamemore 1 year ago
If the genetically engineered banana is a proof of God, than the pineapple is proof of no God.
GIJooTheWarHero 1 year ago
LOL, HE MADE IT WITH A NON SLIP GRIP, GOD IS AN INDUSTRIAL GENIUS BROS HE THOUGHT AHEAD JUST SO WE COULD FIT THE PERFECTLY CYLINDRICAL DICK BANANA IN OUR MOUTHS EASILY
Magnificoooooo 1 year ago
this is hilarious! all the proof I ever needed to believe in creationism ^_^ LOL
kittysparkleeyes 1 year ago
What about pineapples?
fkthwrd 1 year ago
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0:14
LmaO!!!
congratz you just proved that you are an idiot..
BurzumDraud 1 year ago
He just described a dick
rose919191 1 year ago 2
@rose919191 Ha ha ha............! Yes, and he proved he has a dickhead to think with.
He could be qualified as one of the most stupid person on the face of the earth!?
Metthos 1 year ago
Nobody tell him that we genetically modified bananas... they are this way because HUMANS made them this way
CrownedPeaches 1 year ago
If this is man is serious, this is probably the best anti theist video I've ever seen! It just prooves how stupid they are!
neko2808 1 year ago
I love this man. But why is he still doing what he's doing after all this?!
censortube09 1 year ago
omg- these delusionists are as dumb as dirt. there are plenty of things that fit n our hands and mouths, but not everyone likes the taste. this vid blows. showing a miracle wouldve been better.
dorianstark 1 year ago
Dude...Guess what else is curved towards your face...
msinummoc 1 year ago
HAHAHHAHAAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA :D ... is this serious?
samara1313 1 year ago
Friggin hilarious ! He should be at Carnegie Hall !
fabu 1 year ago
Microsoft is full of religious assholes.
'christianity' and 'christians' must begin with a capital,
'atheism' and 'atheists' don't begin with a capital.
Satan isn't in the Microsoft dictionary. (in old versions of Windows)
20chimps 1 year ago
if you get your hand ready to pick a banana you can because your 15 feet tall, just like the tree, or if you aren't tall enough you can fly with your wings and easily pluck it from the tree. See how smart God is.
ThingNation 1 year ago
Is any body stupid enough to think Comfort has a real argument ??? Only a creatard would.
MrJohnnyrace 1 year ago
"Behold the atheists nightmare"? No, behold the christians biodegradable dildo.
I believe bacon-cheeseburgers were intelligently designed.
torchss 1 year ago 3
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! the only people this asshole can pursuade are people with IQ below 100.
codeslavemanila 1 year ago
YOU just proved evolution you cock
ferret630 1 year ago 2
he can stick that banana up his ass
NonPointRulz101 1 year ago
The atheists nightmare? wow. Your video is so empirical. Grooves, nonslip, tab, ripe color indicator. It seems that god spent all his energy making one perfect fruit! What about all the other fruits that are so clumsy to eat, pineapples, ouch! Coconuts, good luck. Your video, your fruit and your words are so lacking out of touch.
mbcooksey1 1 year ago
Let's say for the sake of arguement that man did not have any hand in the banana's creation.
So what does this video tell us? If he is trying to tell us that the convenience of the banana's ergonomics is proof it was "created" by intelligent design, then what does that tell us of other fruits? Off the top of my head I can't think of any other fruits made with pull tabs and not every fruit fits in the hand so easily. How about the coconut, or the watermellon? Did Adam and Eve even have tools?
berner 1 year ago
But why does it rot so quickly?
jennyhyun 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Now, let him prove the existence of God by using a grapefruit.
InvaderJem 1 year ago
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InvaderJem 1 year ago
Even though bananas have been modified to help humans lets assume that it was not then what about... Coconauts, pineapples, and then those fucking stone fruits.
bloodmercs 1 year ago 3
This is a joke right?
suckerfacex3 1 year ago 3
I wonder if he knows that bananas are domesticated and wild bananas look nothing like that...
therealtonylugo 1 year ago
just the right shape of the human mouth?
Are we not getting a little oral?
!now I know where do you get your inspiration!
pitiyanqui1 1 year ago
Since the banana Ray's holding is designed by nature to be easily shoved up an ass, is this in reality... Kirk's nightmare??
robi2000 1 year ago 3
it also is the perfect shape to shove right up your loser arse :D
ricolikepal 1 year ago 2
I really dislike these guys. And the are My supposed children.
God
lordyahweh777 1 year ago 2
Ray is more stupid that a monkey. Fellow monkeys wouldn't think sth like that. VID=proof that monkeys are way smarter than Ray
Neueregel 1 year ago
Why didn't he mention that the banana in his hand is a hybrid species that was created by a farmer less than one hundred years ago? Or that bananas were first made popular in Islamic countries?
majorgray3 1 year ago 2
How does this guy even function with an IQ so low? Bananas? Seriously?!
tipoomaster 1 year ago 2
lol its funny cause without evolution, that banana in his hand would be a wild banana that is completely different.
johngiglia123 1 year ago 3
Shape, colour, size - this banana looks the way it does because it's basically man-made. This guy fails biology forever.
ObsidianDemon 1 year ago 3
Bananas such as the one he is holding are genetic freaks, incapable of self-propagation (no seeds). Natural banana species are generally inedible.
aprilhareau 1 year ago 43
the only reason the banana is shaped the way it is is because of thousands of years of cultivation by man who have changed the shape of bananas to be desired by humans for consumption. if you see a truly wild banana it looks nothing like what he's showing.
stsm11 1 year ago 14
@stsm11 so the banana is actually proof of evolution and not creation...lol
somanymods 10 months ago
Pineapples are from hell.
Icnon 1 year ago 5
i feel bad for him . I really feel bad for him.
anney0207 1 year ago
it still blows my mind that this isnt satire
how can this be serious
what the fuck
dirtybirdy231 1 year ago 4
peeling a coconut is even easier!
duncanharris 1 year ago
it's much easier to open bananas from the other end.
jakeawaythe16th 1 year ago 3
My atheist nightmare is that people actually believe this nonsense.
Highlyskeptical 1 year ago 5
Then why doesn't all of our food look like a banana? Why can't we peel a cow like a banana? A watermelon? A deer? Prickly pear? You can actually eat a cactus too, but you wouldn't want to grab onto one and peel it...
skeptoid1974 1 year ago
Well god could have made the banana so that man could shove it up his ass. Or is that a "Sin" if it is well then he should have made it to fit ONLY in your mouth.
Or he made it so that we CAN shove it up our ass and it just so happens to be edible.
TheBrotherOfSisters 1 year ago
SHOVE THAT BANANA UP UR ASS BRAH!
carmafanatic 1 year ago
The banana he is holding is the result of genetic modification via selective breeding by humans over thousands of years. Wild bananas are full of inedible seeds and are round/misshapen.
penguinistics 1 year ago 3
My turds are shaped just right for your mouth too. How about you gnaw on them for a bit Kirk and Ray. Fuck your lives and the leather bound comic books you road in on.
Likwidxxx 1 year ago 2
Ease of entry...FTW
khicks444 1 year ago
genious guy: Seriously kurt the whole of creation testifies to the genius of god's creative theory
kurt: ohhh stfu
ytrewQwerty 1 year ago
The dumb fuck is opening the banana from the wrong end.
DavidXG360 1 year ago
If god designed the banana, there is no way he is against oral sex and homosexcuality. PARADOX
frungygod 1 year ago 5
that's not natures way to open a banana
CristianApostol 1 year ago
This is just the opposite, the banana proves that humans were monkeys
remcomater336 1 year ago
Cool! This is also proof that Satan created pineapples. I knew it!
Plopkap 1 year ago 46
@Plopkap
bwahahahahhahahahahhahahahah! That was the funniest shit i have ever read on the internet!
kellystone84 11 months ago
Wait, so are we supposed to pray to the banana? O Lord of thy fruit bowl please smite those grapes for they have sinned.
hollywood9877 1 year ago
He says "Well made banana"
"God" doesn't make, he creates.
Humans make things...and most modern bananas have been made by humans. Natural banans don't have the traits of this "well made banana."
jmac32here 1 year ago
The man is an joke. I am so ashamed to be a Kiwi.
MrPitini 1 year ago
@MrPitini I'm surprised you weren't ashamed to be a Kiwi anyway.
ntwiles 1 year ago
Lmao this proves that we used to be monkeys XD (evolution)
And I bet that is a Chiquita banana without the sticker, not a god banana.
Xx13Krystyn13xX 1 year ago
OMFG... is this dude for real?
it's some sort of a joke, isnt it?
utar88utar 1 year ago
the best