Crazy 911 Calls

[Starmadien2019]

the frist one wasn't a little boy it was a little girl

[Dontmesswithme91]

@Starmadien2019 your spelling is like a little girl.

[Starmadien2019]

@Dontmesswithme91

oh man your right. damn oh well i was never good at spelling anyways.

[frostyh81]

Ohhhh, america. . . I worry for the future.

[nyck1d36]

i think he meant meth

[ZosiaSamosiaOo]

I loved the song! LMAO

[metalfalconxx]

oh crap i ran at of popto bismo im gonna turn into werwolf :(

[sarevor]

The last one really is an emergency. If theirs no circulation the tissue can die. But yeah, waiting days is not smart.

[SliverMonstrosityInc]

Well the last one there's a simple answer: Turn 911 into a 900 number with just a switch of the conversation.

[LordKaisen]

pepto bismol lol

[mrdeetothejay]

4 DAYS! Holy hell dude it is recommended to seek medical attention after 4 hrs... DA

[silentexecutor1]

That dudes wife would be happy

[hozer213]

FOUR DAYS XD

[spacecowboy5000]

Are people really that stupid ? I think I'm going to start drinking again...

[pagancinque]

The funny part. I am the drunk driver! Lol

[ash3344]

only in america would they call the police to sort out their burger problems lol just WOW

[btkXproduction]

@ash3344 bitch

[ash3344]

@btkXproduction bitch you know its true

[btkXproduction]

@ash3344 my brain slightly elevated to the fucking point where im looking down on the earth in short terms i might be high lets stop fighting i also love you a lot, hi

[ash3344]

@btkXproduction lol what the fuck....that i wasn't expecting ^^ enjoy the trip stoner

[btkXproduction]

@ash3344 i don't really like the word "stoner" but yeah it was a good time

[DE4TH55]

@ash3344 bitch :D

[Shadowlooker12]

And I'm pretty sure Viagra commercials and ads I have seen said if your erection stays up for 4 hours seek medical help, this guy said 4 days (96 hours) ROFL.

[Shadowlooker12]

LMAO he's about to turn into a werewolf...so he needs Pepto bismoll OMG XD that one was the funniest to me. Guess he gets a little gas when he transforms.

[cranberries866]

OMG!!!! PEOPLE ARE SO INCREDIBLY STUPID...WOW...ILMAO...HE HE HE HEEEE!!!!!!!!

[KeirLikeVodka]

The Marijuana one is quotes from The Inbetweeners

[kanyedodson]

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[1725jasmine]

😜😝😄😂👍

[TalkingTwoGod]

That must have been some good weed if he thought he was dying.

[mooglely]

Enforce my western burger!

[SkerjawDan]

lmfao at the last one. Erection for 4 days must of ate 6pills for more longer lasting effects.

[fatangelthindevil]

sadly the lady that locked herself in her car died she didnt have time to call 911 about the rules of breathing 

[dennisluckers]

wtf all. :D

[2011Hotmusic]

The Marijuana One I Heard From 40 Funniest Fails. Thumbs Up If You Did To

[Bayleef77]

We Made Brownies And Were dying! I Was In TEARS!!!!!

[hackerharris56]

If your locked in a car I would suggest to punch the glass and open it from the outside.

[mvkvo]

That whole Chicken McNuggets thing @ McDonalds I saw on TMZ about a year or more ago.

[Agoodhappyknight]

I WAS CRYING AT 8.

[34comecome]

werewolf, hahahaha poor guy, he sounded for real! hahaha

[onenonlyprincess2]

10- Couldn't he have called his parents?

9- This is what happened after he got kicked out of American Idol

8- 911 Caller: That's wasn't a funny joke

7- She called to report on herself. LOL

6- Wonder what was in the milk that came with the brownies

5- He shouldn't go out in a full moon

4- Why are you bitching with the police over burgers

3- Same as four only with chicken nuggets

2- Family Guy classic stupidity

1- Do I wanna know?

[starshiptrooper425]

14 People Turned into Werewolfs with pepto bismal

[snkff]

because thats totally possible to overdose on pot

[lovetoskatevids]

trust Americans to be fat!!

[BigWillyVlogs]

who sleeps with a erection that's been up for FOUR DAYS! lmao!

[AlienEck9]

Are you behind them, or... No I am them. That was awesome.

[Sweetheartbabez]

@AlienEck9 lmao "You am them?" hahaha

[blarg9234]

Only Americans would call emergency services to get what they wanted at a fast food joint

[fancysnake1]

@blarg9234 Now now, don't assume things :p

[Lilliz91]

@blarg9234 believe me it happens in movie theaters too, first they pick a fight with one of my co-workers and even get physical, and when he finally snaps and is ready to fight they call cops.

[KH9506]

Pepto Bismol

"Curing of upset stomaches and werewolves since 1901."

[Kevn3000]

what does asthma, werewolves, and pepto bismol have in relation?

[KyleeWuvsLen]

Haha! That was really good! I LOVED the werewolf one! x3333

[Aiser56]

Well.... who knows if he was actually turning into a werewolf? People thought the earth was flat and would burn anyone who said otherwise at the stake. (Think and THEN Say)

[Aiser56]

the last one wasnt funny

[grayfox311]

how did i get here from ponys?

[soggycloth]

@grayfox311 Because the internet has been taken over

[xaskew]

I am locked inside my door -___-

[hvactrainingschools]

lol..that was the scary call i've ever heard..!!he's turning werewolf..hahahaha..!!

[onenonlyprincess2]

The werewolf one was hilarious

[EdgyBroEDGY]

He wasn't fucking around with that Pepto Bismol! Shit cures Lycans disease.

[METALMAN4Wii]

The last one was serious not stupid although it's still funny...!

[DoodlezRox99]

@METALMAN4Wii lol I agree.

[METALMAN4Wii]

Do these idiots not know 911 has there name and location within seconds after them dialling...?

[iloveresto]

are you able to pull the lock up and open the door? SERIOUSLY WTF LOL HOW DUMB CAN YOU BE ..? " Nothing electric is working " LOL BITCH SHOULDA LEFT U IN THERE

[kernzy83]

Damn it! I'm lost on youtube again.

[bubby912]

how did i get here from a sonic vid?

[MrTo0l]

These would only happen in the USA!

[HybodusStudios]

PILLS R BAD 4 U!!! THOSE R CHEMICAL BOMBS !!! LOOK OUT!!! 3:33

[rey619ant]

there as 1 cool and 1milion stupid calls HELP ME WITH MY MATH PROBLEMS!!!

[nachoolay]

That last one was hilarious



[HerdULIekLetsPlays]

Number 8 was awesome xD

[turnsout689]

That guy who 'overdosed on marijuana' is saying the same stuff that Will from the Inbetweeners said when he ate that hash! lol i knew id heard it somewhere before when i watched that ep

[fluttershy10111]

Dispatcher: Okay are you behind them, or...

No I am them. hahaha lolz that was soo funny!!! LMFAO!

[Typhalanium]

Uh, so what? Did you want me to come over and shoot her?

Uh.. Excuse me?

Oh. Sorry. That was a joke.

LMFAO

[philochko]

1:43 sounds like JR from the Cleveland show

[jschul464]

All 2 TRUE..................

[juhaggerty]

If the marijuana is laced with other drugs or narcotics you can in fact die from it, or if you trigger an fatal asthma attack (which is possible.) However, it is practically humanly impossible to in fact overdose smoking marijuana alone.

[TheCutterschoice]

@juhaggerty heyy, just wanted to say that laced pot is very very very very rare, dealers tend not to lace their weed with other drugs because it increases the value of the pot, somtimes dealers do lace weed with cocain but for a higher price, most times people say they got laced weed is when they get a different strain and it doesnt agree with them and trips them out into cold panic, 99.9% of times its that, or people like friends tampering with ur stash, other than that dealers dont

[anapedere]

haha! I am them

[Thekaiserwill]

Dispacher: do you want us to come over and shoot her?

Caller: erm can you please?

Dispacher: that was a joke.

Caller: Damn.

[1990fefifo]

i would've said that for number eight!

[blitzen1801]

take less viagra haha pervert!!

[gascan56]

Lol overdose on weed?? Hahaha to bad that's impossible that kid was retarded he probably was sold that gay incent crap like K-2 and thought it was weed. That K-2 shit will make you feel like your dying if you take to much. But you can't overdose on weed lol.

[TiconderogaX]

@gascan56 That was actually a cop funny enough.

[potatoboy9]

the viagra one is actually serious problem

[potatoboy9]

the marijuana one reminds me of the inbetweeners. when will gets stoned

watch?v=dcVyr58hcM0

[SynisterCinnamon]

He's turning into a werewolf! Omegee I couldn't breathe. I was laughing so hard

[vikingwolf10]

@SynisterCinnamon i was laghing too hehehehe arooooooo

[freebird2341]

@SynisterCinnamon PEPTO BISMOOOOOOOOLLLLLLL xD

[bloodriotiori]

get that were wolf some pepto STAT!!

[endless013]

LMFAO 4 DAYS!!

[Elsaypas]

0:46 Freaking epic

[TheNeptune17]

people are crazy these days

[spartyron]

How can the include that McDonalds call without the line "She say she are the manager."???? Ruins the whole video.

[venuslock35]

Oooooh that poor viagra guy, I KNOW that had to hurt...poor guy.

[bornhunter100]

i think it was justin bieber

[MrHgob]

the first one was actually a little girl

[XxKingKristianxX]

Ok did you want me to shoot her? excuse me?... uh that's a joke. XD WTF?

[KkaylaJjanes]

BAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH!!

.......I think im dead. andd i need pepto bismol.

[LouisLambert]

Fuck charity, because these are the types of people you would be helping.

[taytaymad]

ummm i think we're dead O.o

lmao

[NoLuckJustBbq]

LOL I actually live off of pleasant hill god this is embarrassing.

[estesoyojajaja]

Okay, did you want us to come over and shoot her ?...ah, that`s a joke .XD LOL.

[ninacekic]

Help im in a car is important.

[ReaPunx]

Im bout to turn into a werewolf ....I need some pepto bismol xD

[THERIDDLER114]

i think the phone should have a breatholiser so you cant call 911 if you are fucking drunk

[ianasa100]

yeah i think im dead

[ianasa100]

things are going by really really really slowly

[adr58]

ma'am were not gonna go there and ENFORCE your western bacon cheeseburger muahahahahhaha xd

[TheGuinnessboys]

lol "ama bout to turn into a werewolf!"

[flourecentclear]

the marijuanna overdose one was actually a cop

[jlind453]

@flourecentclear he was smokin that good good....dude though he was dead already LMFAO

[flourecentclear]

@jlind453 I know right....frickin moron

[MrEVILMONKEYBANANA]

its funny how there all american and most of them are at mcdonalds.....?

[MrEVILMONKEYBANANA]

so, um, u um took som uuum viagra umm pills umm and umm im umm feeling umm really sick umm um uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmm­mmmmmmmmmmmm

[GuruBubble]

the last 911 call? 9 UMS!

[singlesxynfree]

Lol, I do not miss this job!!! Dumbies of America

[MrDrgreenthumb666]

lol

[bieberle4]

um um um um um um BONER PILLS

[MisfitsPunk16]

i need some help with my math

[TheDrMikeBrown]

You am them? XD

[Jose37766]

IM TURNING TO A WEREOLF HELP ME !!!!!

[Snitchybums]

I think maybe...Two or three were actual emergencies but were still crazy.

Getting locked in your car could be a big deal if you can't open it, and sometimes you do get violent kids with behavioural problems (Or asshole kids that would hurt their own mum) that can't calm the fuck down. I'd rather she was calling the police rather than dealing with it herself in that case.

The viagra...Yeah, that one could turn out to be a lethal emergency so its worth calling off. Eesh, so glad I lack a pingas

[FatCowSaysMeow]

imagine how many times you could give a girl an orgasm in four days. god-damn.

[RJMM]

last one = priapism

[GroovyChick718]

LMFAAAAOOO WEREWOLF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!

[composednostalgia]

FOUR DAYS?!



[masteroftheblaster1]

Lol you can't overdose on marijuana. That person was high as fuck.

[ThePistolero909]

@masteroftheblaster1 iv had that before i was high as FUCK i thought i was gonna die from laughing though

[xilliga]

@masteroftheblaster1 you can but you have to consume something like 20 pounds in 15mins or 10% of your body wieght in cannibis in 5mins

[masteroftheblaster1]

@xilliga Well it actually takes I think 2,000 joints in 20 mins to overdose. Which is nearly impossible,so that's why I said you can't overdose.

[TheGreenLeaf92]

@masteroftheblaster1 thats not overdose :p its lack of oxygen

[RhiannonHarper]

@masteroftheblaster1 you green out, thats basically like overdosing .

[iCeeyBoI]

@RhiannonHarper no it's not, an overdose is when you have taken an excessive amount which causes severe physical pain or unconsciousness

[MrComoncur]

I need some pepto bismol

[nonameisftw]

werewolf ? LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Catdemondarkness]

Oh good lord.. xD I can't just.. XDDD

[ThePlayer1117]

fail

[navanodsenwod]

the uhhh umm killed me XD

[Thelukinator96]

4 days get a doctor not the police

[JusBLieve]

"I think I'm having an overdose and so is my wife."

"Overdose of what?"

♪A Bag of Weed A Bag of Weed, Oh EveryThingIsBetterWithABag of WEED!♪♪

[boykiller303]

4 day boner i wounder how many times he uh, beat his meat, sapnked the monkey, choked his chicken, and wat is he went out side

[BigJon930]

Some people are just really stupid!!! 

[MsP0kemon]

6 = did the inbetweeners nick that or seomthing cos i swear thats what Will said

[chesterodom16]

the last call is a true emergency i have ran on one before its a real problem .....

[Eddy2730]

No offence but I can see that the USA has had some of the stupidest emergency calls known to man. Being English, I assume that Britain has boasted some equally stupid emergency calls. Still, I hope I haven't offended anybody.

[Sweetheartbabez]

i remember the one about the 12 year old being out of control 911 call..the dispatcher actually got fired for that..sucks for him..i thot it was funny..you got to listen to the whole call tho..she was frantically calling 911 bc she couldnt control her child..smh

[daniyellowjello]

The last one was legit..

[normandyangel]

black people crack me up...ghetto ass calls

[StrikeDaMic]

LOOOL 2:08 "CJ What's wrong?" "Just follow the damn train CJ" XD

[Glopnotishboober]

"UMM, actually, UMM, what the problem is, UMM, I took some pills and UMM, actually, UMM, I took, UMM, two, UMM, viagra, UMM, pills and, UMM, my erection has been up for like four days"

Having a hard time telling what's happened, I assume.

[deSpazman]

sometimes if you get super high then you actually convince yourself your dead

[TheWhiteOp]

hmm i wonder though for the woman who wanted a western burger i think calling 911 is stupid but what do you do i mean she's payed for something and is not receiving it would she be able to call a non emergence number and request a bi-law officer? because im not sure that would be within there jurisdiction to handle

[GioSkullbrains]

The Viagra Call Sounded Like a Real Medical Emergency. O_O

[SnellevilleGangsters]

@GioSkullbrains it is but its still funny. if i were the disbatcher i would have said. "sir have you tried jacking off?"

[flourecentclear]

@GioSkullbrains actually that is a real emergancy...he needs to go to the er and get a shot in his penis to get it to go down.....sounds funny but its very serious

[estesoyojajaja]

@GioSkullbrains Hos do you think he felt ? by the way, pleas do not laught at hte last call.

[Razorpillows]

@GioSkullbrains You Are So Gay Capitalizing Every Word Of The Sentance.

[1nfuzion]

@Razorpillows Fail. He didn't capitalize "a". shut the fuck up

[GioSkullbrains]

@Razorpillows

You Are So Gay For Spelling "Sentence" Incorrectly.

And You Are So Gay For Actually Giving a Rats Ass About How Other People Type.

[Razorpillows]

@GioSkullbrains Oh shit.. Here comes the grammar Nazi!

[GioSkullbrains]

@Razorpillows

The Beginning Of The Typo-locaust

[bfhfreakable]

@GioSkullbrains it is you can coz permanent dick problems

[JoserRocksDawg]

I am them..

You am them?

[themadmike1993]

the guy who thinks he is dying because of weed lol u cantt od on weed it grows naturally he is just tripping 

[Dominique913]

"I need some pepto bismo" lol omg i'm dying. I can't breathe lol

[StarWarsGirl7]

I am them >_> LOL

[Dominique913]

@StarWarsGirl7 You am them?

XD

[lionboo2005]

he has asthma LOL

[lionboo2005]

I NEED SOME PEPTO BISMOL...

[megnus1]

if you read everything the cop says to the kid in the first one, you really do think he is sending someone over to help with teh math!

i was pla