DJO - Online Swimming

[IvanStrelnikov]

1:21 ILL HAVE MY ICE EXTRA COLD!

[UpSky2]

2:50 "I'm a Gnoooome." -You Look Like An Elf ! (see Finish Your Cereal Star Wars Dub .)

[SirBroadsword]

2:42: Picard turns, presumably looking for the guy in the background who keeps shouting, "juice!" XD

[jasonspangler2010]

Sometimes I arm wrestle myself too.

[10JWoww]

Why Wyoming? Why not Paraguay?

[LeaveDenbyAlone]

You guys could make a lot doing voice acting. It turns picard into a totally new character

[SGTBizarro]

I have news about your Dodge Caravan.

For some reason I was laughing so hard at that... you guys rock!

[Andreus]

With all the useless bullshit they talk about, it's amazing the crew of the Enterprise-D get anything done.

[fryfry377]

With a bowl of salad, should be... givin it to me HARD...! Of course...("cheddar!")... head cheese. What happens when her DAD smells!? Two more bottles of... ("juice!")I DUNNO, WHATEVER...

[1nterwebs]

who he hell flagged this .. must be someone who washes dishes for $5 an hour.

[MetalSlugzMaster]

haha press 9 repeatedly at 1.5 second intervals

[1nterwebs]

The bit that always gets me is when the captain turns to the chick and softly asks if she wants some apple juice .

[aeopmusic]

Hit "7" repeatedly, it's kinda scary.

[footloaf12]

I just learned the hard way to not drink water while watching DJO....

:c

[vipviper911]

"ya, i think your smuggling apple-juice in your cheeks."

[Bebop56210]

@vipviper911 ROBO BITCH!

[telephas1c]

Aqua sausages with apple *bing* and papaya cheese it's fucking amazing

[jjoyner000]

when a beaver fucks me, i get cum on my shoes!

[FireRacer4131]

I want to stand up in a crowded resturant and just yell out : 1:21

[AjarnDeeTeesut]

All I ever wanted was "molasses covered with a trampoline. Whoopee!!!!"

[MetalSlugzMaster]

What's so damn funny? Everybody knows zebra stool is a perfectly good substitute for di-lithium crystals, and apple juice is the nitrous of Galaxy class starships. 

[tacomonster98]

lmao!

[fargoth7]

better than happy in paraguay? maybe

[seanThree16]

These videos cheer me up a little no matter how much shittiness is happening in my life at the time. Aqua SAUSAGES with apple *buuup*.

[frow9405]

I always knew Picard was the kind who'd drive a Dodge Caravan.

[ackguy]

lol Jesus is a potato lol

[jjoyner000]

aqua sausages with apple BEWW and papaya cheese!

[kex926]

Perfect. This is better and more random than Robot Chicken XD

"Jesus is a potato" "Head swing!"

[petitequinte]

Sometimes I arm-wrestle myself...

[bregolingo]

DJO is fucking amazing...please never stop making videos

[StreetlightEagle]

CALCULATE PENIS!

[godthegourd]

I'm a gnome :(

[ilovedatasoong]

I'm having roast beef perogies and apple juice for dinner!

[wickedpissa25]

DJO needs to start selling bumper-stickers. Seriously, you'd be millionaires.

CALCULATE PENIS!

[MasterChieeff]

Robo bitch

2:05

[kittykatBflat]

calculate penis

[clintallen123]

" I'm a gnome! :( "

[sagalian]

papaya cheese!! lol



[oreganow420]

I AM CONSTRUCTED MOSTLY OF HAZMAT LUGES, AND EQUESTRIAN MAMBO NACHOS.  anyone for a game of "hide the fantasy kilt"?

[voicetube]

Once Star Trek TNG becomes available on Blu-ray, exactly two things will happen:

1) I will be buying them and 2) I will be laughing inappropriately when DJO dub footage comes up on the screen!!

[RanmaChan99]

The end of the video is the best with the dog (Dr. Crusher) saying, F**k me, F**k me. LMAO.

[ElDouggler]

Got a job... washin fuckin dishes... fuckin makin five bucks a fuckin hour...

[JONNYACTIONOVERLORD]

ROBOBITCH!! 2:06

[startrekkin1701]

fire some apples, at the irs building.

[Judas130]

bitch?

[DJbuttsmasher]

I leave my hand out like this to attract moose.

[amunra71]

Head Swing!

[kuppoman7]

Calculate penis!

[MKsjamnation]

Who's the queer that flagged this as inappropriate???

[mrmonkeybutts]

I rule at calculus.

Calculate PENIS!

hahahahahaha

[test123ok]

i can never get thru any of your videos without pausing to LOL

[Coldmystery]

26 People had a job washin fuckin dishes, makin five fuckin bucks a fuckin hour.

[dave486]

Aqua sausages with with apple boooo and papiya cheese and its fuckin amazin!

[redSG]

It would be awesome if in the future, humans go extinct, and nothing of our society remains except these DJO videos. Then in a million years aliens come to Earth and find the videos.

[lunchbox997]

Auqa Sausages and apple buuuu, and papya cheese is fucking amazing, ILL HAVE MY ICE EXTRA COLD!!!, and, Calculate Penis, are the best quotes ever!!

[mohawkny115]

Fuck! Applehead!!!

[GoggleEyedOne]

are your thoughts juicy? shave it!

[krimzenghost1981]

apple boop

[AntiFreeze202]

Good music to shave by.

[blizzardballz]

D.J. Yo

[MusicalMisanthropist]

I just want you guys know how much your work means to me...ever since I saw HAPPY IN PARAGUAY for the first time, these lines are constantly lurking in my brain and applied to every day situations. You have helped me through so much and shown me that life has so much meaning. I just want to say thank you. I love you guys so much and I would take a bullet for you without second thought.

[92kaCHING]

i rule at calculus

CALCULATE PENIS

[kathyf123]

"When a beaver fucks me, I get cum on my shoes."

[RedneckYachtClubber]

Repeatedly tap "7" for unending laughter.

[RedneckYachtClubber]

@RedneckYachtClubber I meant 9...sorry! :D

[RedneckYachtClubber]

PAPAYA CHEESE!

[pattlehed]

Not gonna lie, I very nearly pissed myself laughing. However I think if you can do it with out all of the obscene bits it'd be even better. Just my two cents.

[phen0mena]

"baah you've gotta fuck the face first"

[suraxis]

Calculate penis

[DiscoStu96]

1:21 and 2:32 favourate parts

[tapanisiirtola]

epic!

[SpartanStig117]

im gonna make some business cards that say fuck a fruit basket and leave em in random places unless there are any objections?

[DRPadmologist]

gold as usual

[WatashiWaMono]

I'm a gnome :(

[Bonkskey]

Robo-bitch

[SublordUtilax123]

Rubber Dung! 

[MadeleineIV]

Bah! You gotta fuck the face first.

[NamesR4Tardz]

"When a beaver fucks me i get cum on my shoes" ^^

LMFAO!!!

[kinofrost]

When's your new album out? Any time before Nevervember?

[SublordUtilax123]

@kinofrost November* 

[kinofrost]

@SublordUtilax123 That because you know they're bringing out a new album in November, or are you erroneously correcting my awesome new word "Nevervember"?

[SublordUtilax123]

@kinofrost I'm just being a douche and correcting your spelling because I was in that kind of mood haha!

[Bonkskey]

Jesus is a potato. Potatoes are coo- fuck, who pooed on your dad?

[blizzardballz]

I want to make a movie called "Donkey Hell"---- I have no plot, no characters, no story, no scenery, no actors, no money, no experience, no resources, and no idea where to start. So, who's with me?

[guywithhead]

Calculate penis!!!

[sprmn22]

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL



[dangeresque429]

I'll have a blowjob, but hold the balls.

[jstark069]

24 people have obviously never tried Papaya Cheese!!!

[abominableangel]

@jstark069 its fucking amazing

[LmaoFactor172]

FUCK ME!! FUCK ME!!

[VYD239]

It just gets better and better. I could watch this forever and do nothing else.

[bob65986524787]

Is it just me, or is a dog asking Riker to fuck him really funny?

[abominableangel]

@bob65986524787 thats not Riker its Q

[snoopaloop2010]

I'LL HAVE MY ICE EXTRA COLD! 1:20

[blizzardballz]

@snoopaloop2010 buy the tee-shirt, then youl' be just as frwaking awesome as me

[spacecowboy5000]

DJO... Good music to shave by!

[Dezacrator]

"Head swing!"



[Etrnldsk]

"I leave my hand out like this to attract moose."

"Help meee!"

"Aaanchovy? Oooooo."

Best stuff ever!!!

BTW.....muah! >.>

[abominableangel]

i never get tired of these videos ... ever hahahahaha XD

[TheShadowOfHumanity]

23 people raped a sheep over in wyoming

[CloverZack]

Instructions for viewing video:

1. Play video.

2. Press 9 repeatedly.

[throatpoka]

I'LL HAVE MY ICE EXTRA COLD!!!

[renjamin]

FIRE SOME APPLES AT THE IRS BUILDING!

[wickedpissa25]

Sometimes I arm-wrestle myself. Hey juicy? Hey buddy?

LOL

[skatepyro]

Oh, by the way, those roast beef perogies, theyre fuckin awesome.

[SpiroHrvoje1989]

"Captain would you happen to have 3 ounces of zebra stool? oh by the way, those roast beef perogies are fucking awesome"

Who trust these people to pilot a starship?

[sloiselle1]

Aqua Sausages with Apple Boouuue and Papaya Cheese, it's fucking amazing!

[titsmagoo11]

23 people have got a job washin' fuckin' dishes for a living

[rbellev]

Headswing.

[patticapattica]

If this isn't funny to you, you fucking suck.

[Mattteus]

I like my ice extra cold, oooh... ice mmmmmmMMMMMMMMM!!!

[velocitybird]

Who sings your 7/8 intro?

[theinquisitor]

Non sequitor humour is boner.

[AMANMETONAMETAKEN]

HEADSWING!

[liquidthens]

This stuff is fucking hilarious.

[TheJason3816]

"CALCULATE PENIS!"

"Your ass is covered with a trampoline, WUPEE!"

[CloverZack]

"Fuck who poo'd on your dad? HEAD SWING!"

[brunobliss]

1:21 I'LL HAVE MY ICE EXTRA COLD! btw MUA x

[C0LL1N]

the person voicing these is very talented, his inflections always match the gestures and expressions on the actors faces.

[JatinderGill9]

Jesus is a potato.

[JimmyJames81196]

LOL AT THE END FUCK ME, FUCK ME

[jsanchez430]

Are your farts juicy? SHAVE IT

[Squalukal]

1:08 = WTF LOL!

[LenaCS]

BAH, you've gotta fuck the face first

[casperfriendly47]

The hardest I've laughed in 2010.

[Imademashedtaters]

Straight face the whole vid.

[dayjoborchestra]

@Imademashedtaters ...as opposed to your usual gay face? No...I kid. Sorry to not twitch your facial muscles. I'll just run off and shoot myself. Ugggghhh..

[MusicalMisanthropist]

@dayjoborchestra the only negative thing about these videos I can think of is that the very first couple of lines are so funny I fall on the ground laughing and by the time I finally get up, the video is over

[Icyykit]

@MusicalMisanthropist The first time I saw one of these (Happy in Paraguay) I had to repeatedly rewind because I was laughing so hard!

[MusicalMisanthropist]

@Icyykit haha, that was the first one I saw too. at first it was too random to sink in, I was kind of in shock, but then by the time picard got up and was all like, "APPLE JUICE, FOR HALF PRICE" I could barely catch my breath

[sony040]

@Imademashedtaters wat are u trying to prove? that u dont have a sense of humor?

[rhythmicginger]

@Imademashedtaters what, even the bit where Q says "robo BITCH"? That got me :)

[SmiffWit]

@Imademashedtaters lmao - nice troll you humorless asshat.

[Tornfromreality]

with a bowl of salad she'd be givin it to me hard. lmao

[SyndicalistTimes]

calculate PENIS

[ExistUNDRGROUND]

"quote from the video"

[Tinymoezzy]

@ExistUNDRGROUND

" witty retort that is a quote from the video"

(extreme exclamations and lol-ing)

[whitnizzleshizzlediz]

I leave my hand out like this to attract moose.

[blackerthanebony100]

23 people don't know how to calculate their penis.

[blackerthanebony100]

Fuck, Applehead!

[buggyboo81]

jesus is a rasian

[jimmysillywalk]

guy who does picard should get a fucking ferrari

[NoelDantes]

The look on Picard's face when he says "Calculate Penis" , is just priceless. lol

[Yammenkow]

@NoelDantes Agreed. he's like "I just came up with the world's greatest comeback."

[bbbmoody]

I still remember the night I discovered DJO. I was at home, alone and bored out of my mind. I watched every video multiple times and was laughing so hard I was crying. Good stuff.

[LenaCS]

the aqua sausages part is my favorite of all your videos. SO AWESOME. are you going to post more voiceovers soon?

[vespertinne]

"Aqua sausages with apple *beeoouuhb* and papaya cheese is fuckin' amazing!"

[Oldigoldie]

Do you guys do the outro music? if not could you please tell me who does? Also you guys rock hard, I found you after AOTS featured you on their show and I laughed harder than I ever had before xD Keep making the epic vids

[dayjoborchestra]

@Oldigoldie The outtro music is "Planetarium" by DJO. We have a video for it, with a bunch of clips from "Baraka". Thanks for watching/listening!

[seanypants]

What's the music they play at the end of the video?

[SelbySavidge]

What's the song Q starts playing at 2:18?

[dayjoborchestra]

@SelbySavidge It's called "Yeaaah" by DJO

[bachterman]

@dayjoborchestra where can i find this track? it's not on unsolicited material.

[Zephyr06]

23 people don't like their ice extra cold

[AssassinxDog]

aqua sauseges with apple buh and papiya cheese, it's fuckin' amazing. 1:06

[LenaCS]

@AssassinxDog best ever

[AssassinxDog]

are your farts juicy?

[nightowl2003]

I'LL HAVE MY ICE EXTRA COLD!!!

[nightowl2003]

Fire some apples at the IRS building.

AWESOME!!!

[KitariaMatar]

"fire some apples at the IRS building.."

"How about we rape a sheep over in Wyoming?"

"I leave my hand out like this to attract moose."

I.. i couldnt breathe.