The Thick of It - Series 3 - Episode 2 - Part 3

[TheStimpo99]

ENOUGH...E-FUCKING-NOUGH

[TheMunchfan]

"I suggested the 'puss'" Hahaha Terry... A.k.a the Kracken

[Brecconable]

1.58 that stare is fucking evil lol

[lilmurfer]

I can't fucking breathe. This is rich!

[MrBroccoli93]

"Right, what's the strategy..." ... "THE KRAKEN AWAKES!" - One of my favourite lines!

[Deadman6990]

1:56

The second you see Malcolm staring at you like that.... you might as well start planning your own funeral.

[phoney98]

oh gosh..malcoms just too much-i have to pause everytime i hear one of his rants cause im usually laughing so hard i stop breathing! -.-

[ultamatefrogmaster]

"At least I know how to use a stick Mr Floppy!"

What!? Lmao! xD

[shittyfagg]

god help me i love this.

[theboatdrifts]

With a face like dot cotton licking piss off a nettle. Lmfao.

[upyourtits]

'a big fat egg of solid fuck'

[CheeseTrix13337]

malcolm vs. the seatbelt. it doesn't get better than that

[MandrakePFJ]

Love Malcolm's face "I didn't say anything about tea bagging"

[Mat2001uk]

A little higher quality imagewise would have been nice.

[FinnSpencer141]

Look FFS, Have we both not got blackberrys to check!?

[bettyjoon3]

violent sexual imagery!!!

[timothylewisthornton]

I mis-spoke, and I mis....SAW you

[PopaNo1Z]

"Wanking with the wrong crowd" definitely needs to catch on and become a more mainstream phrase!

[rmccaw7]

"At least I know how to use a stick, Mr Floppy!" - genius

[faybela]

look at that, the cheeky girls back on tour..love your work

[FinnSolomon]

CATASTROPHIC ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION

[Zetapimpkin]

"At least I know how to use a stick, Mr Floppy"

Exquisite.

[woodhd]

@Zetapimpkin perhaps the weakest line in the episode you mean

[elreynate08]

"I didn't say anything about tea-bagging... do you even know what tea-bagging is?"

"No really, no... I'm told it's unpleasant."

[dm18876]

'You've just laid your first big fat egg, of solid fuck'

[oooooooooorly]

"Darling, I wouldn't fucking piss on you if you were allergic to piss."

Rofl.

[TheLibertyLion]

What does Marianne say after Nicola says "That was the person responsible", at about 8:10?

[mokyomi]

Hahaha typical, save your own rep even though its gonna cost 6 months worth of immigrants.

[phykal]

Marianne Swift - would, would and would again

[MrRyanb85]

@phykal

Yes, yes and yes again

[Damnblastify]

Check out Rebecca Front's face at 6:59... I'm sure she's about to wet herself!

[wheredoescouragecome]

"You got on-the-record and off-the-record mixed up! What would have happened if George Martin had done that? We'd have no fuckin Beatles, that's what!"

[belisariusorb]

Of course the huge overarching irony of the series is that Malcolm, the ultimate political mover and shaker, isn't really any good at politics.

Though he knows what to do, he always fucks up by allowing his savage borderline personality to alienate everyone, even his allies.

Exactly like Gordon Brown, in fact.

[WiseOwlOfGallifrey]

@belisariusorb Don't compare Malcolm to that vacuous grinning walrus. If anybody in TTOI is like Brown, it's Tom.

[gofikinn999]

And his comment of moving closer to that reporter.."nah I shouldnt should I? Not with your wandering hand syndrome!"" the reporters face after that is priceless!

I'll just end this by saying the red headed reporter is HOT as fuck.

[gofikinn999]

Malcolms tirade at the start is one of his best, culminating with his " oh fuck but that would still be too confusing for you! you'd see the cross and think X marks the fucking spot and go and tell them about the PM's catastrophic erectile disfunction!!!"

Loved his line when he met the media ppl as well

"No need to all get up,. I'm not Viagra" hahahah

[huwponty]

4:40 onwards is superb. "I just wanted to check that neither of you would be terribly offended by that!"

[huwponty]

4:40 onwards is superb. "I just wanted to check that neither of you would get terribly offended by that!"

[LeeCarl1974]

5:14 - "You need to learn when to shut your fucking cave"

[LeeCarl1974]

@LeeCarl1974 5:08, actually...

[norsef]

That is some top notch swearing there.

[TheConciseStatement]

"It's a fucking newspaper office!!"

[bellebrett]

"I misspoke, and I mis...saw you." Oh Nicola. XD

[jackanoryjames]

"ENOUGH, E-FUCKING-NUFF... you need to learn to shut your fucking cave, right?"

[ayatollahrocknrolla]

e fucking nough

[WiseOwlOfGallifrey]

@wenuciusohl Shut the fuck up you vacuous pointless fuck.

[GallagherWellerBrown]

52 seonds of pure,screaming rage from 0.36-0.28!! Brilliant!

[fnatic101]

Might be advisable to wear brown trousers! :L

[m2k4]

I imagine I'm going to have to do it over and over again until you GO ON THE FUCKING COURSE.

[bringbackoldlab]

@m2k4 what course was that

[SDurnincfc]

today, you have laid your first big fat egg of solid fuck :P

superb!

[Kierandaboff]

I dont get why they didnt just give her the data at the end of the episode instead of smashing it up

[romeosdistress]

@Kierandaboff I imagine because in the world of news + politics, once you've said you've lost the data, people are going to remember that more than if you then find it, which almost makes you look doubly comically incompetent. I wouldn't have any more trust in a department that said 'we lost it... oh no we found it again' than one who just lost it, myself.

[saisumimen]

@romeosdistress

The correct course of action then, would've been to say "thanks to our hard work, we've been able to *recover* the data!"

[romeosdistress]

@saisumimen *shrug* not a politician, not a comedy writer

[saisumimen]

@romeosdistress

No common sense or knowledge of public relations either ;p

[OJK86]

"alright morph, fuck off"

[tomsito365]

What IS tea-bagging anyway?!

[jmanooch]

"A face like Dot Cotton licking piss off a nettle." "I'll go on Question Time in a push-up bra and a fez." Such genius.

[baattenburg]

"catastrophic erectile disfunction"

[gingerhunter55]

Hehe love this show. And for the record Glen, there's nothing wrong with Sheffield :P

[WiseOwlOfGallifrey]

@gingerhunter55 That was the only low point of the series for me. Don't diss the Steel City!

[gingerhunter55]

@WiseOwlOfGallifrey Hehe yeh man, big up the Steel City. And Doctor Who but not neccesarily gonna agree with ya bout the Owls though mate LOL

[WiseOwlOfGallifrey]

@gingerhunter55 Fair enough mate

[lostmyshoes80]

I get a headache just watching these guys. They really are fantastic.

[decathlonjohn]

It might be advisable to wear brown trousers and a shirt the colour of blood. Love Malcolm!

[notwithlamb]

"the kraaaaaken awakesssss" HAHAHAHAHAH

[gloomyoutlook]

Big fat egg of solid fuck - poetry.

[TheQueen1027]

"You took the data loss media strategy, and you ate it with a lump of E-Coli. And then you spray it out of your arse at 300 miles per hour"

[ilovemeryl]

ahahahahaha!

the 'tea-bagging' bit was hilarious.

[longbendy81]

If the previous minister had a "hammer and some acid" then series 3 would be very different.

[klentel]

3:13 to 3:23 is a great moment for ollie.

[gullivera]

I like how, in the interview with the hot redhead reporter, the tea and biscuits are all on her side of the table, like they're doing everything they physically can to suck up to her.

[Ctaak]

"The kraken awakes!"

Comedy gold.

[Bass5el]

@Ctaak I know! I howled out aloud!!

[poossum12345]

'you have just laid your first, big fat, egg of solid fuck'

i mean, how can swearing be that creative?

[NoriokoTheMagicSkunk]

"Face like Dot Cotton licking piss of a nettle"

haha

[ALLUKTV]

"He's a fucking knitted scarf that twat"

Hahaha

[gullivera]

"FFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK SAKE!!!!"

[coveneyr]

@ALLUKTV Oh he's not that good

[slumberlite]

One of the best Malcolm rants ever at :36 Peter Capaldi must have the best time playing this part. Love it! Thanks for posting this.

[IanM1984]

Thanks for the upload.